Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
Claimed
>>688058096
What is this, i cant wait to use this when posting cringe.
>>688058224
>even if i talk too much at times
>thinking im not worse about it
it is fun though.
>>688058277
You flatter me small monster killer
> +5 speech
I'm still here x6.
What have I walked into?
Seems a debate about tiddies
Claimed.
>>688059187
I remember the full pic of this, good stuff, kek.
>>688059400
Noticed x3
Uraraka Ochako claimed
Unimaginably tired.
How bout everyone else?
>>688058417
I just re-discovered it from my list.
Have something which has a pretty damn great video at least in my own opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dleV9-9xXsw
>>688059030
You would need a proportionally larger body to effectively use those said breasts, making the fact that they are larger next to pointless because at a decent size, the woman is definitely stronger and wont need to suffocate. Its like a man growing up and hanging bags of semi-solid butter of increasing sizes to his chest and around his neck. Women with larger breasts have lower back problems if they are too big as well, so if the tits are hige compared to the body, that is an EASY weakness.
Rory-sama claimed
>>688059423
Gross Rory claimed that breasts are a liability in combat.
>>688059454
For 2AM.
Doing pretty good.
>inb4 666
Miho claimed
Boobs indeed
Akiko claimed
>>688058498
Then you're stupid tall and have fun bumping your head and finding shoes your size
>>688058711
>Unnaturals suck
I agree
kek, we're taking this way too far. I'm not even that much into tits
Ass all the way, and you can't deny a firm strong booty will help in combat
>>688059374
>it is fun though.
Glad to hear that.
I often worry if I don't annoy the hell out of you guys. I almost narrate my every thought in my shitty accent
So. . .
Bush? Or shaved?
> bush
>>688059247
Minimal edition?
>>688059374
Always happy to help
Anyway guys, I'm going to bed now.
See you all later
People who denounce titters are faggots. People who denounce booty are faggots. People who denounce tum are faggots. People who denounce legs are faggots.
Stop being faggots.
>>688059724
Im 6.5
>>688059797
People who claim Aizawa are faggots.
>>688059540
I suppose that would depend on the size. I'd think that anything above E cup might get in the way
And where the armour lands on the practicality - slutty scale
>>688059753
Trimmed, you can achieve a nice balance
>>688059797
But what if you are a faggot?
>>688059753
a little hair is ok with me as long as it's not a fuckton
>>688059853
>6.5
6'5" or 6'6"
>>688059897
roasted
>>688059400
< x1
>>688059762
>>688059984
>6'5
Its been a few years since i checked my height.
>>688059762
Sure thing.
>>688059853
Miho is a giant!
>>688059984
>>688059969
No no, you're waifu.
>>688059510
Well nothing stops the woman from fighting strong oponents, no? Then you could consider suffocation as some sort of "Poison", by example there could be an oponent with a very resistant body, blocking any air source could make that resistant body worthless. Not forgetting that breasts are an beautiful thing that any true man would love to be in contact with, so why would one instantly decide to push them away at the beginning of the suffocation. That moment of hesitation can give the large breasted fighter time to get a good grip.
And about that lower back problem, then I suppose she would just need to not be a complete pussy
>>688059969
Note: faggot does not mean homosexual in this context. In this context it refers to someone who vapes, drives a 1998 pastel colored Honda Prelude, and wears khaki cargo shorts.
>>688059724
I think everyone is too busy messing around to care. I have the same worry so its all good
>>688059792
Night
>>688059633
Nice! I don't normally stay up that late, because of reasons, but that would make you a Brit, right? Not the staying up part. The 2am part. Any reason for being up, or you just can't sleep?
>>688059694
pls
>>688059753
Bush is nice when kept in check.
>>688060199
oh
shaved then
>>688060124
Just needed to check
A decimal would be different you know :^)
>>688060199
What?
>>688060309
True, I may be gay, but I don't do any of those
>>688059753
I remember you asking this question sometime ago.
Shaved I'd say.
>>688059444
>TRIPPS
How is everyone today? Pretty boring day for me
>>688060406
Indeed, I am a Brit.
I'm awake because I've had sleeping problems for as long as I can remember, so I've just accepted it and now I stay up shitposting.
>>688060583
You're waifu.
Bush? Or shaved?
Still here
>>688059753
If talking about waifu shaved.
>>688060406
As is post some?
>>688060414
I dont have a tape measure
>>688060236
So you're basically ignoring a fight or flight mentality that when people are close to death, they wouldn't fight to stay alive. A man isn't going to care when his life is on the line. And if the airway is completely blocked, that means something is down his throat. He can make sound, he can breathe. And the body is going to do everything to breathe again.
As Fran said, over a certain size and unless they learn to work around it, its extra weight, a big distraction for the user and therefore a liability.
Inb4.
still here
and
>>688058685
no nothing at all
>>688059797
Aizawa, you are literally a faggot
>>688059853
You're noticeable, something I wouldn't like. I had a friend who was 6'8". He was a cool dude but pretty stupid.
>>688060400
kek, I'm glad at least one other person talks when we're playing
Most people can't play and talk at the same time. The sound of focus is real with most guys in the discord.
>>688060940
>
I gotta go and start getting ready for work. Im off the next 2 days so ill be posting quite a bit. Ill see everyone around tomorrow
>>688060930
Well extra weight can always be useful, anyways I'd love to keep on this argument but I've got to leave now.
>>688060940
>>688061053
>>688061053
I have this one.
>>688060651
so Yui i have a question
if i want to be a NEET should i move to England? :^)
>>688060875
go to the doctor and have a physical I guess
>>688060651
Probably a lack of melatonin (if you're not prone to night terrors). I used to have problems with sleep, so I've made it a goal to tire myself out everyday. It works...sometimes. It's 8pm and I'm cooking and tired as all hell.
As a Brit, could I ask what you eat as a snack that could he considered "Brittish"? Not crisps or candy.
Also, shitposting is a healthy part d any balanced diet.
>>688060875
Perhaps...yes, actually. Miho's attractive as hell!
>>688060583
I'm bi and have been in a relationship with a dude for quite a while so I get you.
>>688061044
see >>688060309 Also, not full-fledged. Arguably I'm straighter than most of my friends, and prefer women over men drastically so.
>>688061053
>
>made it myself because only I care enough for Akiko
>>688061055
Take care Mugen
We'll do a bunch of different plays when were both free. Get your booze for the drinking games man
>>688060753
Oh, I have no idea. I'm honestly not sure if she CAN grow hair there or even HAS a pussy.
Fucking Frankenstein's monsters man, you never know
She might actually be asexual, some male pheromones didn't seem to affect her while they made every other girl, and some guys, go head over heels for the guy
>>688061055
See ya then
>>688061152
Good bye!
>>688060134
>>688060123
>>688061205
Yeah, piss easy to claim benefits and what not.
So come on down.
>>688061404
Snacks would be like tea and biscuits, cakes and pastries.
Tea party stuff.
>>688061044
I aint them thres dumds
>>688061205
I ain't got money for that. If i did i would have gone for this fucked up cold i have.
>>688061404
I want to bully Miho so much.
>>688061606
<
>>688060309
I can't afford whatever it is you use to vape, I can't drive and I sure as hell don't wear shorts
Your description made me kek though
>>688061663
>
wat?
>>688061412
Hope you two the best!
>>688061831
Don't we all?
>>688061914
>
No contest for me.
>>688061973
>whatever it is you use to vape
I would never engage in such a disgusting activity.
>>688060955
pat
miku
>>688062105
>>688062312
>>688061973
nvm
>>688062105
She still cute
There a big thunder storm hitting me right now. Hope my power don't go out.
>>688062472
where do you live?
>>688062461
>>688062472
>Hope my power don't go out.
Jinxed it fam.
>>688062574
>>688062672
where do you get these from, fam?
>>688061647
oh shit alright
>>688061663
oh
I see
>>688061647
Pastries, huh? Sounds delectable. Probably better than the snacks over here. Wait, so not so unlike what they eat in K-On?
>>688061831
I've never agreed with any statement more in my life. And my friend once said "We need to hurry up and cure cancer..."
>>688062801
I find it ironically hilarious that all the BLM people on Twitter exploded about how bad parents white people are after the Cincinnati Zoo thing when it was a black kid. And apparently his father has a criminal record too.
>>688062472
Hey a storm just blew through where I live
You in the American mid west?
>>688062984
A fortune cookie that says Thank You in her underwear.
>>688062899
Pretty much.
Really don't have pastries over there?
>>688063140
Well that means it was pressed agains't her pussy, so it's still hot.
>>688062281
i refuse to accept this
>>688062188
Wasn't saying that, I just don't know what vaping is. I know it's a substitute for smoking but that's as far as my knowledge goes
>>688062472
RIP
>>688062984
I like this
>>688063001
>implying niggers won't blame white people for anything
They probably think the kid isn't black enough or some stupid shit like that
>>688063007
More of a Simic person, though Dimir is pretty fun too.
Mardu best color combination though
>>688063517
Izzet 4 lyfe
>renge
Aww, I was enjoying that debate.
>oh well, we all have lives outside /waifu/ i guess
>>688063410
hug?
>>688063140
>>688063489
I think they just didn't look in to it. Kid is sub-saharan black, but pretty black. And his dad has a criminal record, so that's also pretty black
Pic related
>>688063590
I will respect izzet, so long as you respect my right to reanimate creatures for so much value
>>688063681
Defidently an interesting one.
Fran
>>688064041
MOAR
>>688064105
Said it before, I'll say it again, they shot the wrong gorilla.
>>688063978
no of course not
>>688063202
isn't a pastry just like a small cake or something like that? im pretty sure we have them here but as fat ass Americans love to supersize the sweets so it's not often you see that stuff here
>>688062555
>>688063001
VA
>>688062607
>>688063489
Your not helping
>>688062899
ok?
Affirming existence.
>>688064105
I definitely respect that right. I just enjoy spellslinging and overload was a hell of a mechanic. I had so much fun cyclonic rifting an entire ajani buildup away.
>renge
clmd
>>688064448
I hope they do end up filing some kind of charges
>>688064583
Nevermind
>>688064741
>Rattles at the empty void
>>688064892
Is there any other way to rattle?
>Rattle rattle
>>688064851
>>688064105
That kid just got reintroduced to his own kind
>second panel
If that niggress had short hair I woulnd't been able to tell she was female
Blacks are truly a sad race, no wonder black guys choose fat white women over niggresses
>>688064448
kek'd and agreed
She wasn't even being aggressive. I'm pretty sure the little guy could've made it to the exit without injury
>>688064741
Existance confirmed
>>688064851
>contemplates implants
>>688064495
then pat
>>688064851
Sup Galko
>>688064105
I like how he was starting to get backed into a corner with it.
>>688064504
Yeah, they're pretty much cakes.
Not be confused with pasties.
>>688064320
>>688064842
Also a brutal thing to do.
I can't help from feeling a bit of sadistic glee when my Alesha deck gets the Master of Crueties combo going. For added fun, use Break Through The Line to make him unblockable
>>688065105
Precisely
>>688064851
Tiddies
>>688065206
Yeah, really a sad thing. Pic related, explanation of why blacks suck
Fran
>>688065121
Hi.
>>688065344
Hey Rory.
>>688065206
Disgusting.
>>688065304
Nice.
>>688065264
no contact
>>688065304
Yes.
>>688065575
How are you?
>>688065669
there won't be
>>688065575
Hows things?
>>688065575
>>688065805
>>688065344
I'm surprised he didn't bring up the distraction bonus they might have, or that they could make the enemy go a bit easier.
But yeah, E cup floppy cow tits would get in the way in a fight and force armour to be a bit impractical, either in weight or design
Also, my DM apparently hates druids, so I'm playing a paladin of Ehlonna as basically the same thing
mavis claimed. whats up virgins? just thought i would say hi.
>>688066071
yeah there would be so im out
>>688066275
I brought it up in my last one. Any distraction valie goes out the window once the man starts realising he may die. Adrenaline kills any thoight of going easy.
>>688066300
That vampire looks like it could suck a mean dick. Whats up.
>>688066302
Sup legs.
>>688065483
That's some deep shit. Thinking about it I have yet to meet or even see an exception to what this guy posted. Luckily Belgium has little to no nigger population. They're an actual minority and an uncommon sight. We keep most of them contained in the capitol
>>688065575
I'm all for a nice pair of big ol tiddies but with a belly that flat you know they ain't natural
>>688066533
no there won't be
>>688065805
>>688066101
Stressed.
>>688066224
2lewd
>>688066580
She's like 16.
>>688066750
how would that work?
>>68806654
i have a fetish for characters who are supposed to be dark and scary, but are in reality; just silly and harmless.
>>688066849
magic
>>688066224
2lood.
>>688066580
>anime
>natural
>>688066811
Why's that?
>>688066811
>>688066302
Hey Juri
>>688066540
Guess you are right there
>>688066580
Same when I lived on the south, I only really know one or two black people up here, but they are nice. Not real smart, but nice
Glad Green Bay is 98% white
>>688066885
You would enjoy Franken Fran, just don't steal her
>>688066918
maybe you should just get someone else who wants that
>>688066540
Hello Rory. Life treating you good?
>>688066943
Family stuff, I don't want to talk about it right now, but there isn't much I can do about it.
>>688067073
Hi.
>>688066811
>>688066943
Your no fun
>>688067199
How goes it, Fran?
>>688067283
you will
>>688067483
Heyo Galko.
Always a pleasure to see you here.
Hope you managed to get some sleep last night.
>>688067675
Not lewd enough, keep going my dude.
>>688066811
Arent we all
>>688067373
Its goong alright, I got a slow day at work to make up for the 2 days of fuckery last week.
>>688067483
Hope you feel better bro
>>688067701
Pretty good, you?
>>688067675
Still a bit too lewd
>>688067199
>franken fran
sauce that shit for me broham
>>688059247
Claimed
>>688067675
No u
>>688067791
I did, I don't know if I'll get any tonight, though.
>>688067863
I guess so.
>>688067869
Thanks.
>>688067748
i know what i want
>>688067924
Nig
Come on now
>>688067483
Ah alright, hopfully it wont bother you for too long, if there's anything I can do to help let me know.
>>688067675
Gotta keep it at most 1.9 lewd, never go over.
>>688068237
candy? pizza rolls? ice cream?
>>688067924
That is the name of the manga
>Silently judging you
>>688068161
I'm sure some more sleep will help you feel better
>>688067837
>>688067869
>>688068161
No u
>>688068161
> I don't know if I'll get any tonight, though.
Well that's not good.
Hope you manage to get some tonight aswell, no sleep is never a good thing.
>>688067837
Barry you're super lood.
>>688068253
it could be worse, i could be autistic. you know what? nevermind.
>>688068253
ayy what's good tho nigga
My niggas.
>>688068298
>Gotta keep it at 1.9 lewd at most, never go over
I'm going to be using this, hope you don't mind
>>688068459
Oh hey! Perfect time to use ^
>>688068557
Wazzup?
>>688068361
i guess just not pat
>>688068940
soft pat.
>>688068298
I hope it won't. I doubt there's anything you can do.
>>688068459
Extremely lewd.
>>688068369
There isn't really much I can do about that.
>>688068490
Thanks. Unfortunately I don't have much control.
>>688066811
>16
How?
>tfw Akiko is 17 in the anime and 18 by the end of the light novels
Also parents can give their children cosmetic surgery, including implants, before they're 18
>>688066943
That pic looks comfy
You do raise a good point anthropomorphic cow lady, but I still have my thoughts about it
>>688067199
Niggers haven't given me much trouble. I'm not an easy target.
We have an understanding. They leave me alone and I leave them alone. My big bro got mugged by a bunch of niggers once, but he was stupid drunk out in the streets at 6 am so it's kind of his fault as well
>>688067785
stfu you waifuless trash
>>688067863
Good to hear, I've got the next two days off work myself.
>>688067869
I'm fine. Capcom broke their DLC schedule for SFV by claiming Cap Japan never agreed to "monthly releases" which translates into season pass shitters rolling in their graves and no Juri until 20XX.
>It's been fun, gentlemen
>>688069212
It not wrong if its a nudist colony.
>>688069212
Just hope. Maybe drink warm milk?
>>688069285
Same, I don't really count the bullying in school, since several white kids did too
>>688069375
At least stream it for us
>>688069375
>20XX
haha lol u sed a smash meme xDDDD
Claiming the chimera ant
>>688069030
no pat
>>688069285
Anywhere from 16-18.
>if they were implants she would be more proud of them
>>688069511
It isn't a nudist colony.
>>688069643
I'm not trying yet.
>>688070200
hover pat
is this thread a lewd thread?
>>688070308
>>688070247
How do you know?
>>688070400
aww ok.
>>688070308
>>688070400
>>688070600
Not yet it isn't:^)
>>688070308
>>688070247
I mean when it is time for you to sleep
>>688070308
No lewding up horrors beyond human conception
>>688069643
kek
Yeah that was me
I quit being violent a long time ago but I still occasionally brawl with angry sandniggers and drunk people in the cafe's. I secretly like it
>>688070247
I have yet to see the anime so I wouldn't know but I would have guessed she was around 19-21
>>688070308
You're still here?
>>688070400
WOAH
>
going to take a shower
i feel nasty as hell
>>688070308
>>688070788
>still
nope. i went on a bike ride in 95-ish degree weather. hbu?
>nyarko
>>688070788
>>688070247
Mugi is 24 ;(
We're allowed to have multiple waifus, right?
