Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
sup
>>688029952
I like the way you think.
>>688030038
MUST
Claimed. Hey all
Is this the right thread?
the new thread button literally wouldn't fucking work for me.
>>688030038
WUS
Shiro claimed.
Will this one survive?
>>688029198
Flat is justice.
Cow is haram.
>>688029336
Der war auch super! Immer gut gelaunt und hilfsbereit
Best type moon calimed
>>688030188
KANGZ
id never date a black chick tbh
>>688030161
It's a sign
>yuuko
>>688030193
Jap, hatte viel Spaß mit dem. Weiß noch immer nicht wen ich mit meinem Hauptcharackter verkuppeln soll in Fates
>>688030161
And I was simply too slow.
>>688030193
Bet you don't have a god dedicated flat chests.
>>688030413
I'd never date a chick tbh
>>688030161
Button?
>>688028366
>>688028714
The dude who showed me how to diddy lift and my cousin said that it helps or something. I'll ask /fit/ lol
>>688028885
It's not that. I don't understand the appeal in it
>>688029050
Mmhmm
>>688029198
Wew I really need to get back in the site and comment with the gang
Akiko claimed
Zettai Ryouiki is best fetish
>>688028369
>Kyouko
>No one in those posts said that they like feet over butts
Indeed, but it is strongly implied
>>688028508
>Shiro
>Great tier.
What the fuck Shiro?
>>688028757
>Shinoa
I know it isn't
Zettai Ryouiki is best fetish
>>688028765
>Chara
I heard something about a tissue-repairing treatment where they used snail slime but I'm pretty sure it's a farce
>>688028880
>Shiro
Ik ben eigenlijk een Belg, mijn Duits is niet zo goed maar nog steeds volbloed Arisch ras
Where I am we have almost no niggers but the ones we doe look like fat men with a wig. You see these decent looking black girls online but I know the truth
>Not to mention the attitude and smell.
I noticed
>>688029191
>Mugi
fuk
>>688029267
>Juri
I kek'd
>>688030413
Wanting to date someone, other than your waifu???
I'm still here x3.
Shigure Asa-senpai claimed
>>688030193
She's fucking horrible it's better the sis of the other waifu in one punch man
>>688030488
>>688030515
Snail slime? Snails are good for some fucking sauce on the rice, and for being asshats and eating your salad. For nothing else,
Fuck Snails.
>>688030413
I'll never date...
>>688030435
but what does it mean?
>>688030505
[start new thread]
>>688030413
i'd never date a 3d girl anyway
>>688030805
>>688030555
You both have good points
>>688030488
what are you gay?
>>688030805
Now you're just being too negative Yuuko.
You'll date... something...?
>>688030867
>date
>3d
Never
>>688030413
>Not wanting to ooga booga
What's wrong with you?
>>688030505
It's probably true then. Kek, not surprised the teacher didn't know though. Be prepared to get ripped apart lel.
>Best idol claimed
wew wew mothafuckas
Miho claimed
Feet best
Ayy
>>688030487
Because flat chests themselves are already godly.
>>688030483
Gehen die Schwestern, von denen ich gehört habe?
>>688030515
Worst part is that I could actually read that. It hurts my soul, but I am able to.
>>688030674
What? The fucking flämisch was easier to understand.
>>688031168
4/10.
>>688031250
>Feet best
Miho has good taste atleast.
>>688031055
My pillow...
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBI65V.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png")
>>688030413
Black chicks are fucking hot.
I'll fuck any race, as long as they're a women an they're sexy.
Asian, Black, Indian, Middle Eastern (Hijabs get me diamonds), Latino, Pacific Islander, Indigenous, Native American, ALL OF THEM!
>>688031250
>>688030965
Indeed I do
I'm off now everyone, it was nice talking. I'll be back sometime tomorrow. Bye all
>>688030965
I don't want a relationship after past ones.
>>688031250
EWWW FEET
>>688030555
>trips confirm
Stay loyal to your waifu
>>688030724
Every post you lose more and more of what little relevancy you had left
>>688030732
>some fucking sauce on the rice
What? Never heard of it
>eating your salad
You can turn the tables on them and eat them instead
>>688031168
Finally some decent quality Dullahan head fucking
>>688031311
That was Dutch, not german
word goed
>>688031250
>>688031378
>
>>688031409
I'll see you tomorrow you little bitch
>>688031250
I'm coming out of lurking for 3 threads just to tell you how terrible of a fetish feet is. Fuck foot fetishes.
>>688029952
Guess who
>>688031875
Not hand ;-;
>>688031740
I know, but Dutch is really just a butchered version of German.
>Ik ben eigenlijk een Belg
>Ich bin eingentlich ein Belgier
>mijn Duits is niet zo goed
>mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut
>>688031311
Nope, steht bei mir nur A. Kein S oder A+
>>688031348
Yes! That's it! Take your Pillow for a date. I'm sure people will notice what a sweet guy you actually are!
>>688031740
Yeah, you can make some sauce out of snails. I didn't try it yet and I'll probably won't do it anyway.
>You can turn the tables on them and eat them instead!
Yeah... no...
>>688031875
>Guaranteed replies
>>688031740
Indeed I will. See ya
Mio
>>688031378
I don't know man it's just something about black girls that makes we not consider dating them
I love Asians and Latinos though
>>688031805
Renge knows what's up
>>688031435
>past relationships
>tfw
But seriously though I know what you mean
>Mugi
>>688030515
It's one of the top tiers for sure
Something like this?
>
>>688030413
I enjoy lights skins..
>>688030867
Oh
>>688031156
/fit/ is sometimes understandable and want the best for others to make it
>>688031875
Yume?
>>688031875
Footman :^)
>>688032205
Nope starts with an "M"
>>688031740
Stop that.
>claim
>I don't remember if I claimed this morning
>>688032276
Also I've posted my feet before
>>688030109
oh yiss
>>688032410
Don't worry the other Megumin poster did it for you.
>>688031805
Renge just coming in to be a bro
>>688032001
You think I don't know this? It would've been much easier for me if we would just speak German or English but that's simply not how it went
>butchered
Adapted is a better word
most interesting about the language is how it is one of the closest in the world to English, while also being in the same language family as German. So if you speak both you will clearly have a huge advantage. Linguistically, it’s more or less half way between the two
>>688032032
You telling me you never ate snails?
>>688032205
Yep, that hit the spot alright
>tfw no Zettai ryouiki of Akiko because she always wears pantyhose
>>688032361
How old are you again?
Milinda claim.
>I'm on a plane edition
>
>>688032032
Pff, Plebspiel. Schlimm genug, dass sie das Streicheln rausgekommen haben.
>>688032361
>very angry
Creative filename Shiro at it again!
>>688032663
Dammit why is it always sideways... kek
>>688032449
>>688032644
Akiko probably knows who it is
>>688032644
Your face.
>>688032711
I also have this.
>>688031339
Feet are the best
>>688031401
>>688031554
No
>>688031740
Wasn't bait.
>>688032663
Do a barrel roll!
>>688032550
>REEEEEEEEE
Good one kek
>>688032205
Hopefully this is the case, could really use their tips for this. Bought the only lift I enjoy.
>Light skins
My man.
>>688032961
>feet
>best
>>688032148
It's been 11 years, I don't see a reason to stop now.
>>688032644
No, I didn't. Did you?
>>688032711
pfft, Inzest ist halt nicht möglich in dem Spiel wie es scheint.
>>688033409
English?
>>688032961
Kek I'm not flying though...
>>688033334
>33334
>time to noose
In reality being single is godlike but a lot of us still feel the need to have someone close
Pretty dumb imo ',:^)
Claiming Nico!
>>688032850
>Akiko probably knows who it is
Maybe I should know, but I don't and even if I did I wouldn't want to spoil it now would I?
>>688032872
+1 autism
>>688033409
Mais oui, mon ami
du genre douteux
L'escargots sont les meilleures délicatesse
>>688033842
>being single is godlike but a lot of us still feel the need to have someone close
This is why I'm glad I have imouto-chan
>>688033842
>to have someone close
These threads do fine
>>688032276
I got nothing
>>688032410
don't think so
>>688032644
U jelly? ',:^)
>>688033003
>not saying WRRRRRRRYYYYYYY
>>688033084
And now we wait a bit more for someone to answer. What did you buy?
People don't understand sometimes. Black girls are can be great too. Chocolates are okay but caramels are delicious
>>688033742
DO IT
>>688034170
Okay kouhai, dont spoil it
>>688034170
Already capped it out, sorry Akiko.
Also, fuck off with your moon runes, sand nigger.
>>688034496
Well I do have a 9 mil pistol strapped to my leg.... kek
Jk jk
>>688034367
Yeah I suppose
>>688034170
>imouto-chan
u wot?
>>688034170
I call bullshit. Snails aren't a delicacy at all.
>>688032663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puustYJVZTU
QOTT: what are your hobbies or stuff that you do with the free time?
Gunpla, look up all thing astronomy, watch documentaries on science and natural, workout
>>688035448
Shitpost.
In all seriousness, I draw, not as often as I used to, but it's there.
>>688035448
fap
>>688034496
>U jelly? ',:^)
9gag tier meme
But yea kind of, it would be nice to have some zettai ryouiki work of her
>>688034570
Oh shit it's those feet
Yea now I remember
How's your 3DPD?
>>688034584
>maximum autism
You've gone legendary
>moon runes
>sandnigger
Sorry, you lost me there
>>688035139
Imouto-chan = little sister
You haven't gone weeb enough yet friendo
>>688035174
You clearly haven't eaten them yet, they're pretty good with garlic and butter. The satisfaction you get from eating them is also pretty great.
And your google translate failed you or you're not acknowledging my jab
>>688035448
>free time
HAH, only reason I even have that is because I procrastinate, neglect assignments and household chores
Vidya, drawing, photoshop, running, Unity
>>688035604
fellow drawfag? I had no idea
>>688035448
My current hobby is to download music discographies in high quality and keep them organized with all metatags.
>>688035448
guitar, this thread, nap, vidya, watch anime, find new shit to listen to, download said new shit,
>obligatory "wank"
>>688035448
Collecting Games, Psychology, doing things with friends.
>>688035751
>Google translate failed
I don't need no google translate shit,
But... as you can see I don't get most things you're writing.
>>688035448
Anime, running, showering.
>>688035751
>implying we're not all legendary
Can we just suck each other off and stop fighting?
>>688036022
>wank
>>688034570
Oh I remember.
It's Mako.
>>688036161
And listening to music.
>Shiro
>>688035751
Oh
Well I can't stand my little sister she's a fucking bitch tbh
>Mugi
>>688035448
sketchup, just going for a stroll.writing shitty music and drawing. just boring stuff
My internet is literally getting unusable at this point. might as well head off to work.
>>688035751
She's pretty good
>>688034496
>inb4 get gud fgt :^)
Kek, when I said bought I was kinda talking in slang. Let me rephrase, that and box squatting are about the only lifts I enjoy doing.
I know right? Chocolates are iffy, need a good face. Can't beat caramels and anything lighter.
>>688035448
Running, anime, vidya, looking at shit I'm to poor to buy. Not much.
>>688033742
I know that
>>688033409
Und dann soll das im Mittelalter spielen... total unrealistisch.
1650-2380-2328
>>688032872
That's pretty fearsome, tbh.
>>688032644
Well, should be fairly easy for you to learn German. I assume you did in school?
Only Belgian dudes I ever met were from the German speaking part (which apparently is ridiculously small).
>>688035448
I wouldn't be here if I had any.
>>688035936
#Autism
![[HorribleSubs] Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W - 01 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.08_[2013.04.19_19.03.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ac5Si2n.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W - 01 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.08_[2013.04.19_19.03.23].jpg")
suh dude
Late claim of best girlie!
Uh-suh dude?
We gonna draxx them
hello
>>688036764
Kann ich auch nicht verstehen... Naja, gibt ja auch weibliche Ritter dort, also von dem her...
Und hab dich registriert.
>>688036764
I'm actually an aspie.
I claim kaede takagaki
>>688034496
Dio wouldn't accept that :^)
>>688037192
Figured.
>>688035127
>
Do you plan on crashing this plane?
>>688035751
One day my dude. One day they'll be an artist who'll make it and you can fawn all over it
>>688036542
Ooohhhh for your verticals!
Dude I can totally agree with that. Thanks for the QOTT
>>688036822
A suh dude
>>688037043
Haven't seen you in some time
>>688037382
Oh well
>>688037382
>Anonymous
>>688037567
im on telegram all the time!
i should come around more often, but i get tired easily
>>688037656
>Anonymous
>Anonymous
>Anonymous
what the hell is this >Anonymous crap?
This
>>688037567
the dudes laugh when he does that is horrible haha, how are you?
>>688037440
That's nice... having someone understand me is always good.
>>688037192
Assburgers?
>>688035448
I collect LPs.
Why did he have to do it? He knew there were people who loved and cared about him.
Why did he have to jump?
here
>>688035127
wew wew mothafucka
Really?
These are your waifus?
>>688038217
Those are some pretty big nipples for such small tits.
>>688037065
Okay, es gibt auch Magie und Drachen und solcherlei Späße.
>>688037192
Well, the hobby made that kind of obvious.
I suppose I could go for a 20 minute nap...
>>688038225
I picked kaede takagaki but I'd also go for either Mako/Sayuki from Initial D or Pina Co Lada from GATE
>>688038225
its better than your underage, borderline retarded, loli. she probably weighs an 1/8th of what you do. she isn't even fully developed... mentally, or physically. your relationship would most likely scar her for life you pedophile rapist
>>688037678
And you left the rest of us in skype? Oh okay fuck you too
>>688037917
Ahu a suh dude
I'm doing fine. Sore all over bit good. You?
>>688038225
Hello again hamster. How are you?
>>688038646
Wow, you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
>>688038583
See you then qt.
>>688038840
>fuck you too
IM SORRY EVERYONE WENT TO TELEGRAM
I'LL OPEN MY SKYPE
>>688038646
She's 16 you faggot
Claimed
>>688038941
Discord.
>>688038991
Then shes legal
>>688039040
Doesn't count with a picture.
>>688038840
im good. nothing happening except music and youtube. do you have any info on seraph of the end season 3?
>>688038422
Genau und... Ach fuck, mir ist gerade meine Kavalerie krepiert... scheiße... unwahrscheinlich zweimal von 63% getroffen zu werden.
Late clain
>>688038840
>skype
I'd leave too.
>>688039106
Wait, there a discord?
>>688038840
I'm doing good. Drinking some CORA and playing geemu (TF2)
>>688039234
no
>>688039234
Actually ya donk, top one is the one who posted the Kaede image which I claimed
>>688036145
I didn't know you spoke French
>>688036228
For me it was my big bro who was the fucking scumbag
Raised my little sister myself, I'm quite fond of her. She's a great gal but I've already given the description before
>>688036428
You're creating expectations
I have yet to see anything he's made so far
>>688036764
Learning German is optional, English was not. I always aced it with minimal effort because vidya taught me everything. I chose sciences over German so I never learned more than the absolute basics
>which apparently is ridiculously small
It is. It's maybe 1/10 of the country and Belgium is already ridiculously small to begin with
>>688036822
Hello Nyarko
>>688037192
>Admitting you have autism on /b/
I know we're all autistic but seriously Homura what are you doing?
>>688037567
Here's hoping
Cross my heart and hope to die
Stick a needle in your eye
>>688038225
>pic
>>688039234
try again
>>688038991
>>688039480
Samefag
>>688039367
oh, cool. you can use a computer
>>688039447
I only learned it in school. A bit... I don't really like it though. Can't speak it at all and I have a lot of trouble with it.
>>688038085
Yes. What do you recommend me to listen from The Rita other than Thousand Dead Gods?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL41EXic65g
>>688038422
I guess it does. It might have been harder to tell while my hobby was a game.
>>688037287
>>688038609
>>688039107
>>688039211
>>688039435
Are all me (The one who picked Kaede)
>>688039447
hello...you? how are you today? and who's your waifu?
>>688039655
No shit fucking cheater
>>688038991
>>688039480
>>688039785
Fucking shitty samefag.
>>688039681
>he must be using inspect element.
Stop being so jaded Anon.
>>688038941
:p
Chicken
You're welcome for reminding you lol
>>688039129
None sadly
>>688039209
Kek
>>688039257
Dr.Pepper is better
>>688039447
Wew that's dangerous, kiddo
>shinoa
>>688040129
Dr. Pepper is fucking gross
>Dio
>>688037874
Not so much of a Misatofag, but here ya go.
Yotsuba claimed
>>688040129
damn. i want season 3 to come out soon. im waiting on 2 animes. seraph of the end and high school dxd. except im also in the middle of a ton of animes. you watching any animes right now?
>>688039723
Moi je n'aime pas beaucoup le Français mais c'est une langue facile et parfait pour séduire les femmes
>>688039770
That hurts Nyarko, but I know your memory is just as bad as mine
Akiko, best waifu here
>>688040129
I like that poem
I recite it every time I take a chance
>>688040383
God tier claim
>>688040383
This isn't a daughteru thread
>>688039736
The simple fact that it was exactly one hobby already gave a pretty good clue.
>>688039447
>only one foreign language
And they forced three onto me...
Though I assume you also had to learn French?
>>688040058
its called paint you crusty asshole
>>688040613
i couldnt tell because of the pic you posted. very sorry, how are you?
>milk
>>688040613
I guess it is good for seducing women...
>that's pretty hard
>stop it
>I feel bad if I actually have to look up a word so I get the meaning behind the sentence
>>688040383
Yo! Yotsuba, how are you?
>>688040687
Sure.
Chiaki is love, Chiaki is life :3 (in her swimsuit, but her normal outfit's pretty cool and cute too)
I also like Tomoko Kuroki (WataMote) but she's already in the thread, and Chiaki's definitely my ultimate waifu
>>688040580
Can't wait to meet my new spouse.
>>688041419
Having Chiaki as your waifu is just pathetic.
A person with a waifu is a person who loves an unexisting character, but Chiaki doubles it up by being unexistant in her world too.
>>688040613
C'est vrai que dès qu'on va à l'étranger on a un gros avantage niveau séduction dans la plupart des cas :p
Hooray for Mouth Fedoras
>>688040251
Opinions
>>688040486
Same with the dxd sadly. Yeah and I have so much to catch up on. I blame school lol
>>688040613
Not cross my heart hope to die?
>shinoa
>>688041828
wut why was i added in the samefag list? im not even in your conversation?
>>688041655
Meh. Why are you so serious about waifu stuff ? You're the one who's pathetic here, sorry.
Niggers!
>>688042017
Jews!
Claimed by a few
>>688040129
>tfw your bro won't answer a question you asked them on steam
>>688042017
Savages
