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has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? post stories
>>688029260
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Where's that guys with the Bella Thorne pictures
I fucked a girl who models on The Chive all the time, a Chivette if you will
>implying /b/ has fucked anyone, ever
>>688029260
Fem anon here. I has sex with dylan McDermott while he was filming in my town
>>688029724
Psh, lies, girls aren't real on /b/
>>688029820
This
Anyone else here have sex and just hate it? It's been so hyped up and whenever I've had it it I just really can't be arsed. Pussies are fucking weird too
>>688030218
>I'm gay or asexual
>>688029724
tits or gtfo
Link to old thread with the Bella Thorne pics unless I fucked it up
>>688006438
I once engaged in intercourse with Scarlet Johansson.
>>688029724
Did you suck his Jew nose?
>>688029476
its dani, not bella
>>688029724
Dylan McDermott here.
I remember you, the ginger fatty dwarf, loved to fuck your eye socket babe.
Almost had sex with Jael Strauss.
She got fucked up by drinking 30 hits of LSD at burning man by mistake.
>>688030640
>>688029724
Dylan McDermott's wife here.
I can't believe you cheated on me with this fat cow!! We are getting a divorce!
>>688030218
People say it's great and all, but let's be serious here. The satisfaction is the fucking same when masterbating if not worse. Sex is intimate, but I just wanna bust a nut.
I've slept with pic related multiple times. Not really "famous" though
>>688029260
I fucked your mother and it got 40 likes on Facebook.
>>688031028
story? she looks like a wild slut.
>>688030930
>there are people so bad at sex or with such shitty taste/league that sex is no better than masturbating
>>688030848
Dylan McDermott's lawyer here, you won;t get a cent because of the pre-nup.
>>688030275
Probably asexual, maybe? I still get hard and whatever at the time though and get attracted to people, but it's just that I can't be be bothered with the actual physical act
Plus I can't stress enough just how fucking weird vaginas are
>>688030930
It's just so much more effort for pretty much the same result but messier and there's baggage. I was in bed with a girl today after fingering her and I literally just left after she tried for sex. Said I was tired
>>688031028
Lol that's Mrs. Reynolds from Always Sunny
>>688030545
You can have her, no one else wants that lazy eyed hag
>>688031342
Ryan Reynolds hear.
Can't we all just get along?
>>688030930
I can't cum if having sex, it's too soft and no friction. I can fuck for hours and ever get anywhere, soon as I start fapping I bust. Something is wrong with the pussy. God didn't give it enough grip or something.
i had sex with ellie goulding at uni, she was whore and a dead fish
>>688031486
No one wants you, is what you meant. Lots of people would slam, Johanson.
>>688031028
Old fag here. She was my waifu once...
Was she any good?
>>688031627
You have a tiny dick and you jacked off until your dick is callous. There is no problem with pussy, there's a problem with your scaly skinned and tiny little cock lmao
>>688030589
Well post more of them
>>688031028
Sure
>>688031443
Who? I remember her talking about being on a show called Friday night lights
>>688029724
Women sleeping with famous people don't count, because, well, famous dudes fuck everything, whereas famous females are more selective.
Or am I stuck in the 1950's?
>>688031028
That's that hot chick from Northern Exposure. Whatever happened to her career? I used to get myself off to her a TON of times back in the 90's. Yeh, me oldfag but so what
>>688031944
She's Dennis and Dee's mom from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>>688031802
dick is decent sized, nothing huge but not tiny. I wish people like you who just want to be rude saying stupid shit for laughs would just save the energy and shut up. What is the purpose of such rude uneducated comments anyway?
>>688029431
>artistic
you spelled autistic wrong
>>688031802
Statistically speaking, most people who make fun of others saying they have small dicks, have small dicks them selves.
>>688031627
You're probably wanking with a death grip that no pussy could ever live up to. Have like a tolerance break or something and see if it improves
>>688030218
No. I have sex and fucking love it
Fucked Mel B from the spice girls while she was in Australia performing in Jesus Christ Superstar... i worked on the show...
>>688029260
>gorgeous DSL
lucky Dan "don't call me that" Schneider
>>688032257
yeah I've been resisting fapping for like a month, and deleted my porn folders because I read porn can cause this too. I hope it improves. Would have helped if I was uncut too, my parents are fucking stupid though.
>>688029260
Her soul is dead.
>>688031975
You mean non-famous women will sleep with anything famous whilst famous women only sleep with famous men.
>Women use sex to break you
/thread
>>688032171
Because if pussies aren't tight enough for it to feel good to you, you probably have a tiny dick dude.
>>688032210
He described a situation that indicates his dick is probably small. Pussies are not loose.
>>688032327
is she the black one? She was the hottest. I bet she was absolute filth
>>688030218
>Anyone else here have sex and just hate it? It's been so hyped up and whenever I've had it it I just really can't be arsed.
Try it outside prison, it is WAY better.
>>688029260
i know she's not that much famous but i popped the cherry of this react chanel cutie
I fucked someone from a doom metal band
>>688032432
Her pussy and asshole too after the USC football tema had their way with her.
>>688032635
that's not very helpful
I blew Louis CK backstage
>>688032399
I need to do the same, I've got to the point where I speed-wank in about 5 minutes just to make it convenient but it means I just can't last in sex at all, which gets fucking awkward when you're jizzing before your dick's even in her
I fucked Ted
>>688030589
Are you going to post more?
>>688032450
woah wait, define small?
>>688032432
How do you know?
Met a guy that looked and sounded just like Simon Pegg. He claimed to have slept with Chelsea Clinton
>>688031028
Dude you banged mrs reynolds? That's a god tier milf and a character in a god tier show
>>688033074
I don't know the measurements, but if your dick is too small to feel good inside a pussy, it's probably pretty fuckin small.
>>688032529
Nar.... sporty spice... the lesbian looking one... she was plan... nothing special in the sack.
>>688032957
Machine gun bacon
>>688029724
Jokes on you gay shit
Rules of the internet; Rule 37 clearly states: "There are no girls on the internet"
>>688032762
Wait, what? Story of it?
>>688032804
idk, if i should reveal her cuz she is not on teens react, if u know what i mean
>>688033583
it's pretty common for men to feel numb during sex, regardless of size. It's due to too much porn, too much fapping and can also be due to psychological issues or prostate problems. The smaller a penis is the more concentrated it's nerves are and the more sensitive it is much like a clitoris, so even a tiny dick could be very satisfied in a loose pussy.
>>688031590
Deadpool here.
WTF are u doin on 4chan without me you fuckin overpayed actor. I bet they would all like to see me cutting my dick and you don't even invite me.
Faggot.
![740full-jessica-perez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A5RXrhr.jpg "740full-jessica-perez[1].jpg")
Best I can do: I watched this girl C List model Jessica Perez from Costa Rica get banged by a bunch of guys at a party in Studio City LA. She did this shoot with UK group The Wanted earlier in Malibu, and then was all coked up at the after party. She fucked all the guys in the group and a few stragglers. She is cute but not A List hot.
>>688034779
>She fucked all the guys in the group and a few stragglers
How many? And greeentext pls
Fucked Adele in a McDonalds toilet once
>>688031028
You are so based, dude.
>>688035846
inside the toilet? that's dirty /b/ro, pretty shitty place to fuck.
>be 26, been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA (believe me you don't wanna fuck with those)
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
no but i sniffed elizabeth hurley's ass
>>688034779
Hot chick. Did they TP'd her?
>>688036213
nice fanfic, loser.
wew lads
>>688031028
>>688031260
>>688031750
Not to good at storytiming but here goes nothing
>be me
>be in Dallas for work last year
>boss gives me and coworker friend box seats for Patriots/Cowboys game
>Patriots start blowing out Dallas so we just start drinking
>notice a cute MILF and her daughter sitting across the way
>call dibs on Janine
>offer to buy them drinks
>"My daughter's underage, but I wouldn't mind."
>kek sorry m8
>start talking and hit it off
>game ends and she tells me she's going to a club later says I should meet her there
>go to club drinks start flowing
>she starts getting really handsy
>we go back to my hotel
>she takes off her clothes
>"holy shit this chick is 50?"
She's a freak. I'm 25, go to the gym maybe 4 or 5 times a week and this chick had more stamina than I did. She was insatiable. We were friends with benefits for the month I was there. I have another trip down there in September.
I fucked that bird from Hanson once.
>>688036706
He's back. Just how many pictures do you have
I fucked Jordyn Jones once but she wouldn't quit queefing, it was very distracting.
>>688036919
>She's a freak
>She was insatiable.
Damn, bro. I so want to believe that. Is she into BDSM, anal, rough stuff? Details please.
>>688036706
I'm guessing that's wolf
>ashamed I know that after reading celebrity gossip websites
>>688037270
more than the family photo albums will hold
>>688037747
who is this bitch
>>688037747
nudes?
>>688037747
Alright since a lot of these are only found on Eastern European gossip sites I'm guessing that you sell them for a profit (or hack them and then sell them for a profit) to a foreign gossip site that most people in the States will never find out abaout
I never fucked anyone
>>688038340
technically you fucked your mom, unless you were born by C-Section.
>>688029260
Hi, Dan. Still missing Miranda's footjob?
>>688037909
only kaili does that
i mean, bella might soon but you didnt hear that from me
>>688038645
When will be a new fappening? It's about time.
>>688037838
im out... for now
>>688038949
gtfo out no one cares
>>688038949
No Kalli nudes?
>>688037321
>BDSM
No, or if she was she didn't bring it up
>anal
Yes, I've never slept with a woman who asked for it during. And the WAY for it. I almost bust a nut just because of her voice.
>rough stuff
Eh, just the usual rough stuff that chicks are into. Hair pulling, choking, biting.
On a side note she's a huge squirter. Caught me off guard the first time.
>>688036213
I *am* Maise. Every time I've fucked Sophie, there's never been a male in the room.
>>688039444
Sorry, "buggered". Every time I've buggered Sophie, there's never been a male in the room.
im not posting pictures of my sisters pussy
are you sick?
>>688039444
Timestamp faggit
>>688032635
Like youtube react?
>>688039291
You are living my old waifufistic dream sigh
Did she spit or swallow?
>>688039602
Why not?
>>688039602
>implying you're really her brother
>>688029260
My cousin fucked James Franco, and he was really creepy and kinda stalked her. I fucked someone that works as obamas aid, a member of paramore before they became super famous, a famous young white rapper who I won't name, and one member from chevelle a couple a times, there's a bunch of others, nothing that recent.
>>688032635
moar
![tumblr_lmlmxc0SAq1qfzv51[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9SReSGw.jpg "tumblr_lmlmxc0SAq1qfzv51[1].jpg")
>>688035003
>She was wearing a t-shirt but naked underneath - walking around like that
>From what I could see it was the five guys in the group, and like two other guys.
>The odd thing is the other guys are character actors that you see on tv and commercials
>but never know their names
>Adam Levine was there with Nina Agdal who had been with the singer of The Wanted Max George - small world LA
>Max was fucking Jessica with Nina outside by the pool
>Nina Agal also was banging Leo Dicaprio
>If you have seen the Rocco Siffredi with Tori Black scene - they drive up a hill in Studio City
>and you can see the black MCA/Universal tower in the background
>the party was two houses down from the Rocco/Tori scene.
>Jessica's best friend Dominique Piek was also there all drugged up by chilling out.
>Dominique has been a beard for Captain Kirk and Ryan Seacrest - both them are gay
>I strongly believe they also are both escort
>>688030740
She looked like shit when she was addicted to drugs
>>688039753
Swallow. Unless I asked her to spit. One of the times I got cheeky and asked her to let it dribble onto her tits and she did it. I was ready for round 2 almost immediately.
>>688038645
are these leaks
>>688031697
I believe this
>>688040373
So, she was a very submissive slut...
You know, that's so hard to believe without any proof, but it's a great story. Congrats if it's true, dude. So so jelly of you.
I fucked Brad Pitt in the ass.
>>688039291
Anal freak. That's my kind of women. She loves spanking and gagging?
>>688041051
I mean i literally can't think of any other way unless you hacked
>>688041051
nudes pls
>>688029260
ONLY CELEBRITIES FUCK OTHER CELEBRITIES.
Majority of people on /b/ are losers. Doubt it. If they say yes, then they are a LIAR.
Hence, losers.
My niece dated Justin Bieber's vocal coach. Never saw him though.
>>688032648
remembering this from my childhood
>litres of sperm have been spilled
>>688032635
NO, you haven't I know this chick personally mother fucker.... What's her real last name then?
You're so fucking WEAK.
>>688029260
>She has been passed around at USC basket team at her freshman. One legendary party, I tell you what. The team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol, coke and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share. They raw fucked her like all night. She's notorious in her group for wanting every occupational area occupied. If something isn't in her mouth, her pussy, her ass, her tits aren't being fondled, her hair pulled, etc. she isn't as satisfied as she could be. I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I heard she performed admirably. They called her “The Ghost” because when it was over she was bone-white all over.
She is a legend at college.
>>688032635
THIS PICTURE IS ON HER INSTAGRAM FAGGOT!!! LMAO
>>688033915
SHE IS ON TEENS REACT, YOU FAGGOT. THIS PICTURE IS ON HER INSTAGRAM FAGGOT BITCH NIGGER.
>>688032762
I think you mean Dan The Man
>>688032635
Who
>>688031304
It may be more that he hasn't had sex with a connection.
>>688041878
who
>>688041865
>>688040852
I'll try and sneak some pictures when I see her in September. No promises though, I tried taking pictures with her but she said we'd stop seeing each other if I did. Didn't stop hey from taking selfies with me though.
>>688041175
Yeah to both. I have a ~6.5 inch dick and the sounds she'd make when it hit the back of her throat were amazing. She's a freak period though. We ordered a pizza and she answered the door naked with a little bit of cum on her chin.
Fuck. Now I'm turned on just recounting it. Thanks /b/
>>688031420
I used to be the same way 'til I met my ex, something about her just drove me fucking insane and I wanted sex all the time. Girl was wild though
>>688041051
wait wut
>>688041615
check ur psychosis bro
>>688042556
He's saying that isn't the dudes sister, which is irrelevant bc they are talking about a fucking cat anyway
>>688039602
Who's your sister and what's wrong about it?
>>688042414
good luck with that lol
I fucked an actress from Eastbound and Down and that's the closest I've ever gotten.
>>688042728
More curious if this is the start of the fappenning second comming
>>688042414
haha More stories like that? She loves huge toys (dildos, vibrators) too?
>>688042979
this so much
>>688029260
Met and had sex with sarah michelle gellar in nyc back in the late 90's. Met at a party, hit it off really well. Spent the night with her that night, woke up and made breakfast had sex again (got a bj while making eggs).
>>688043231
I remember this, good times
>>688042979
The second cumming is a myth, god has abandoned us
>>688042979
Same here. Miranda Cosgrove leaks when.
>>688043089
Oh man dont tease me like that
>>688043432
What's weird is, I've only ever posted that twice. And I hardly ever visit 4chan anymore.
>>688040277
who tf are u
>>688043231
Are you talking about Buffy?
>>688043087
We never incorporated toys into our encounters. The closest thing was when she used a TV remote when I was taking her from behind. She was a huge fan of food and flavored lubricants.
>>688042872
Which one?
I want a new Fappening, please there has to be Selena leaks out there
>>688043983
I remember an old rumor that she was a freaky gangbang slut at Northern Exposure. Maybe it was true.
Anybody know who this is?
>>688044438
Never gonna happen
>>688043708
I work in lighting at one of the TV stations in the San Fernando Valley, so I am sort of in showbiz.
>>688043915
Yea, That's not the movie she was filming though.
I've had sex with a girl who acted in Leprechaun 5 as an extra...
That counts?
>>688045056
more stories?
>>688044503
I wouldn't doubt it. She was a huge cumslut with me. She's the first cougar I've ever been with. I couldn't recommend it more
>>688032450
you're really showing your ignorance and lack of experience here. Women that have had kids or fuck a lot can be as wide as a bucket, they are not all small and tight you clown. Pussies can be loose fool
>>688044682
Paula Abdul
>>688033893
Some rumor she fucked an entire football team, but read the disclaimer at the top friend.
>>688032648
Real?
>>688044503
>>688045356
>This actress was A list at her very brief peak. A hit network television show got her to her peak and it is where she gravitated for most of her career. Now, she confines herself to the occasional movie just to keep herself out there. Our actress lives a very lavish lifestyle for someone who only had one big series paycheck that ended well over a decade ago. She was never a big spender, but her accumulated wealth is not primarily from acting. Our actress made her wealth by being arm candy for some very rich and powerful politicians. She would accompany the single candidates to events and often times accompany them after events too. She brought a well known face and someone who could actually talk about issues and she was very expensive. If you wanted her after event services she was even more expensive. She had a great track record though. Rarely did any of the candidates that she work with lose. Even if you were not a candidate, but just wanted her on your arm for a night or a weekend, she was available. Even though she is older now, she still is a name and she still is out there providing her special services. Generally that is what her line item says when she is paid from campaign funds. Special services.
>Janine Turner
found that at CDAN. Take care with herpes, anon.
>>688029260
I slept a few times with the daughter of an important french politician but she kept taking me to very expensive places. My parents have some money but I'm studying in London and life is already pretty much expensive with all the crazy shit I do in here. So yeah, I told her something like I can't afford to date you and that was it. She was cute and all that but there are cheaper girls out there...
>>688045750
Details, for the love of God.
>>688046031
BrigadeerBombshell
December 6, 2014 at 11:47 am
Thank gawd you outed her Enty. I worked at a recording studio in Seattle in the early 90’s that did the looping for Northern Exposure. Janine was by far the most hated cast member and was condescending/bordering on hateful to everyone who crossed her path, There was a “gentleman” (and I use that term loosely) that was known to be a particularly Bitchy Betty that was one of the sound engineers that worked with the Northern Exposure account. During one particularly awful session she demanded “ice cold water NOW” He quietly got up, scooped a gless of water directly from the toilet bowl, and brought her a glass which she promptly drank in it’s entireity. No repercussions ever came to Bitchy Betty because, well, Janine was a total cunt satchel and deserved every last drop.
Damn, I’ve been waiting to post that story for 23 years now. Kinda exhilarating folks! I do hope this gets back to Janine. She will remember exactly who I am referring to, and I would like to add that she has been a laughingstock at many recording get togethers for years as this story has been recounted. Payback indeed is a tricky bitch!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/12/blind-items-revealed-6-24.html
kek that comment
>>688046297
Right here dude.
>>688041865
>>688046287
>not marrying her to get daddy's money
>>688046031
Haha I got tested when I got back to Boston and came out clean. She's promiscuous as fuck. The only reason I met her was because her baby daddy is the team owners son.
>>688041865
>>688046485
please be true
I live near Syracuse NY (whole life). I am 26. I had sex twice with Nina Davuluri in 2008 when she was visiting her parents near my parents house. I ended up at LeMoyne college and she never fully committed to moving to central NY. Moved back to her high school town I think.
She ended up as Miss America. I kept it a secret because in 2006 I started dating the girl I am still with (close to 10 years now in December). Cheating on my (now) fiancee with an Indian chick was dumb. But I was a dumb 18 year old. Nina was a hot chick I wanted sex from. I regret it every day and not many people know I cheated on my fiancee (at the time of course GF)
I did lots more with Nina before sex. We had pretty basic vaginal sex for over an hour. The second time, because she was worried about getting pregnant, we tried anal and I came within 10 minutes. I felt bad because the first time she made a big deal about her three orgasms and how we embraced for so long. The second time she only orgasmed once and I could tell it wasn't as good.
I ate her pussy and she gave me head at a dolphy day thing, and then she was gone. We just never talked again.
>>688045056
Interesting... What's up with that fatass Dan Schneider? Are the rumors true?
>>688046485
That's hot as fuck. Do you know more slutty stories of her?
![tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lbZ7piu.jpg "tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg")
>>688045277
I have only heard second hand stories, but this girls Maxim shoot was here at the studio I work at; it turns out she was fucking five guys at once and wound up murdered.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2219381/Juliana-Redding-murder-Actress-murdered-business-deal-father.html
The stories I believe are true, from good sources:
Emily Ratajkowski fucked Mel Gibson for an acting job, but Mel never gave her work, just semen
Channing Tatum sucked off Ricky Martin to get in the She Bangs video, one of his first
Little Kevin Hart was in Get Hard and Miss Puerto Rico 2010 had a small part in the movie, Kevin supposedly spent his off time pounding the fuck out of Mariana and Kevin is rumored to have a big cock. She also slept with Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, and a few others.
pic: Mariana Vicente and her Dodgers boyfriend Enrique Hernandez
>>688046871
>marrying a posh girl when this alpha can just fuck a different 10/10 babe every night
>finish college, will get enought money and even more girls
>>688032635
that asian girl from teens react goes to my friends high school just sayin
>>688048054
>Emily Ratajkowski fucked Mel Gibson for an acting job, but Mel never gave her work, just semen
so funny
>>688047822
not a very good liar. Pics or it surely didn't happen nigger
>>688048392
yeah fucking right bitch nigger. What city does she live in so cal? Don't say LA,
>>688043568
Not gonna happen. She is too prude and wise to do that.
>>688044438
No way those chicks will be that stupid again. Best you can hope for is a celebrity leaving their phone somewhere and someone getting the pics on the net
>>688048894
Pictures of what? I shared a story and barely anyone else here contributed. Literally all of her myspace is gone and facebook is now celebrity.
>>688029260
Got super high once and went to chill in the VIP tent with my mates, accidentally sat down next to a couple of hot Swedish chicks because somehow high me though they were my friends (a bunch of roided 18 year olds).
My new friends hit it off with me and when my old friends found me one of them was giving me a blowjob behind a stack of beer kegs.
Found out later that they were actually Australian and they were the chicks from Nervo and had just finished DJing. Good times. Wish I could remember more.
>>688048392
She's not in HS yet
>>688048894
I just checked her wiki. That story actually checks out pretty good.
>>688049098
L I A R. this is so funny
>>688048041
> her nickname is "the Ghost" cuz she's always covered in USC team players cum.
> The football team ran a train on her mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick. Two dozen or so, several times. More 60 cumshots inside her mouth. her puke was white that night.
> If you're not huge, she can fit your balls inside her mouth too.
> One guy overheard her telling a professor "If you give me an A, I'll give you mine"
> she ran out of holes to fill at a party so she tried to shove a cock in her navel
> the Race Race where she competed with her girlfriends who could sleep with the most ethnic men. Even though she lost she scored 3 points at once.
Icarly is the ghost of USC. Legend.
>>688047889
I have crossed paths with him but I work on one hour dramas so we never actually work in the same areas. I would doubt the stories as with all the media now some concrete proof would have come out. He seems like a big goofy kid and his job has him working with juveniles.
Sensi Pearl was in a Disney movie - Read It and Weep (2006) - and then went on to porn. I used to see around the Disney/ABC lot.
>>688032437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_BPt18sbyQ
fucked jojo before she got famous we both meet back in habbo when were like 15-16
she dump some dude then we fuck a couple of times and then she got famous and stop talking to me
good times
>>688049316
Still waiting on what proof you expect. I can post my graduate degree, I can post my certificate for Meena Davuluri (her sister) that I trained at upstate recently.
>>688049316
I think this dude is jealous.
>>688049098
Don't reply to this kid. He is a moron. I don't see why you would lie about this and the lie make sense on a timeline so well.
>>688031028
Hi Mac.
Hardly famous but let's just say a small time teenaged actor from orange is the new black is low key gay, or at least bi. (Made a few appearences on the show)
>>688049931
lol
![photo-booth-oscar-party-2016-emily-ratajkowski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZFPu1Yx.jpg "photo-booth-oscar-party-2016-emily-ratajkowski[1].jpg")
>>688048534
This her boyfriend Jeff Magid he is around 50, so good for him banging a 24yo.
>>688029260
Find someone who hasn't fucked the ghost.
>>688029260
Yes, pic related.
>>688050246
you
>>688050394
Who which one
>>688050246
Did you fucked her, fag?
>>688049917
Why would I be jealous wtf, there is plenty other pussy in the world. We need less LIARS in the world.
>>688050462
Both, at the same time, multiple times.
>>688050632
Sure
>>688040277
why were you allowed to see a hollywood orgy? who are you bro?
>>688050621
I don't think he is lying. Nina was like 140lbs from high school. She was not M.America quality back then. I went to St. Josephs with her.
>>688050621
Envy is a bitch isn't it. Sad you haven't fucked anyone famous. Still waiting on what proof you want.
>>688050723
True. In fact. She was 130-140. Then got super fat (most people don't know this) her parents told me. I met her parents plenty of times in the past 9 years, living close to mine in Fayetteville. She only lost all that weight right before she started competing.
>>688050959
Dude I could give a fuck if I fuck anybody famous. It'd be cool, but I won't be bitter any second on my life over it. Post any proof bro. Pictures prefferred.
>>688029260
I fucked the woman who played the Aunt in Jumanji. This was probably 6 years before it came out. Met at a bar in South FL. Talked for a while and had a few. She was already pretty wasted. There was a motel across the street and we ended up fucking. She sound like a clicking chicken every time I penetrated her and her nipples looked like corn flakes.
>>688032635
She's like 14 years old bro.
>/b/
>sex
>>688029260
I fucked a lot of women, so probably. Anyone wants to be an actor? Our agency is hiring.
>>688051214
Again, pictures can be found easily. Stop being envious and jealous your life is shit. She wasn't even as good looking when I slept with her.
Here is her cousin. Good luck reverse image searching that photo. But if you google her cousin you will find it is the same woman.
>>688051508
>Our agency is hiring.
post agency
>>688050394
Bullshit. They are both gold star lesbians.
>>688051214
He isn't even telling lies or baiting you, but you are looking the fool. Like a summerfag if there ever was one.
>>688051772
kek. I am done replying to him. I know what happened and people here look to agree.
>>688049523
any proof or it's just a pasta
I had her before he did!!....she slobbs a mean knob
>>688029260
Not when she was famous, but before she was famous. I fucked her when she was a virgin and we were both teen freshmen in college. It was the indian girl who was on that Modeling show and she dated Jim Carrey.
Funny how all these stories about Miranda being a super slut at USC but not one person took a single pic or video??
Banged Olivia Cooke from Bates Motel.
Was an extra on the show a couple times
We started talking to each other off set season 3.
We decided to meet up, have a few drinks and ended up smashing.
Really wish I kept in touch. Shes really cute.
>>688030218
Same, homie. Maybe asexual, maybe fake and gay
>>688051913
we talk about famous
>>688049695
why does her necklace say JARSAIT?
i dont get it
>>688052070
How often have you snapped photos with random people, famous or not, that you meet or do shit with?
>>688052131
>>688030218
You bois like bois.
![patrick-schwarzenegger-girlfriend-abby-champion-day-of-shopping-06[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E9nJR1I.jpg "patrick-schwarzenegger-girlfriend-abby-champion-day-of-shopping-06[2].jpg")
>>688050696
I work in tv/movie lighting so I was invited to the party.
pic: Arnold's gay son and his beard Redneck Abby Champion
So many lies in one thread. No one who uses /b/ has ever gotten laid
>>688034501
Common sense here.
If we are roleplaying celebs and shit like faggots can we at least stick to real people?! is that really too much to ask!
>>688052070
I don't know if Cosgrove stories are real, but at frat parties the weirdest shit always happens, and you never see pics or videos.
>>688033674
That's Mel C you spastic.
>>688051445
She's 13 man. It says on her IG fool.
>>688052351
how many of these kinds of parties have you been to?
>>688052475
It's true /b/ro
>>688051691
Not true. Taylor swift fucked them both.
>>688049764
He knows dolphy day. I doubt he's lying. He also says upstate. Assuming he's he's a doctor at upstate medical.
>>688052070
Leave her alone. She is just enjoying her college time. There's nothing wrong with it.
>>688052694
So she's good to go. Fuck away.
>>688052844
She's so perfect. Look at her long legs, frame. God, wow. She's top 1,000 of hottest girls who ever lived EVER.
>>688053014
What does that mean? I don't get it.
>>688053037
trolling that hard is not funny
>>688053037
Plus her asshole is virgin territory. It has yet to be explored.
Met Sam Smith on a night out in a club called Shoreditch House and he wanted to fuck me - I kid you not. I am not gay though and I respectfully declined.
>>688029260
I did not fuck her, but I got a bj from Jade Blue Eclipse of Kung Fu Girls fame.
San Francisco was so cash back then
>>688053139
It means you have my blessing to bust a nut all over her face if you would like.
>>688029260
I unfortunately got raped by meatloaf
>>688052844
long life /b/ trap queen
>>688053403
No man, she's a kid you pedo cunt
>>688030218
Same im not asexual cause i'd take BJ but pussies are nasty af. If I look at a girl too long even in my family I start imaging there pussy I get grossed out to the point I try end the conversation to get away
>>688053300
Her asshole probably smells like a garden, she is godly
>>688031028
My first boner was bring Northern Exposure. Famous enough for me.
>>688048054
>>688052351
I have a question for you. Are there any hollywood rumors that are actually false? Like I mean do you know of any widely spread rumors of actors believed to be true but are actually just false for publicity, etc?
>>688052844
too much ass to be Taylor, nt tho
>>688029260
Any new ghost stories?
>>688052950
Looks like we got iurselves a whiteknight faggot in here..shut up dickless
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>688049588
>Read It and Weep
what's her real name then?
>>688029724
tits or gtfo
>>688053950
Never taken a shat in her life. It's angelic.
>>688054320
wonder how many jocks used and abused her that night
>>688054658
fuck jocks
>>688054320
I'm so sorry she put you through that.
>>688054320
fake
>>688054320
Why is it so fucking hot thinking about her getting smashed by too many huge players? Getting hard just thinking about it, no joke.
>>688036706
Can anyone tell me what breed of dog this is? I want a dog that looks like a wolf too.
>>688036632
>Did they TP'd her?
Yeah man. The toilet paper was everywhere!
>>688029260
>has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? post stories
Feet count?
Feet count!
Mariska Hargitay (pictured) who's famous for "Law & Order: SVU".
> Be fresh out of college working lighting on shitty 90's grrl power sitcom "Can't Hurry Love"
>Staff party with drinks and several people have a few too many including Mariska
> I volunteer to driver her home
> She's flirty in my shitty lil car and invites me into her condo to see the work she had done on it
> we sit on couch drinking water and talking
> She's flirty as hell, but I can't imagine the lead wanting me and she is rumored to be a lesbian (still is rumored and her hubby is supposedly a faggot)
> Anyhow she had her stockinged feet closer to me and eventually touching my cock
> she has me take it out and jerks me off with her feet . . . my 22 yr old trigger + nervousness of the situation made me cum pretty quick
> She gave me a hug and thanked me for the ride
Not even a foot guy, but now I like them a little.
Wasn't really too attracted to her before as she was kinda butch at the time.
Now I still watch that now shitty Law & Order SVU just to see her MILF out. . . she is unusual in that she peaked in her mid-40's looks-wise because age softened her man-jaw and she probably had a really good plastic surgeon.
clip below is her during the "Can't hurry Love" time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORtmP01v51I
>>688055478
Siberian Husky, you fucking redditor.
>>688030218
What a fucking hipster.
>>688055019
That's so nice of you, Miranda. Post more details of that amazing night, please. I want to fap a bit.
>>688053529
like a bay out of hell?
>>688054320
hahahaha, you must be an artist anon. painted beautifully. She looks liek a closet super-slut
>>688054320
STOP IT!!! Miranda is pure!
>>688053944
you are uber gay, friend.
>>688055946
>>688055736
It's a Malamute, not a Siberian Husky
>>688052820
In the summer every week end, rest of the year I go out every other weekend. In the summer Malibu has them all the time. Lots of people from other areas rent houses and invite C List model actress types. Lots of model whores looking for free drugs
Here is another Costa Rican Juliana Herz - bearding for gay Joe Jonas
http://www.eonline.com/news/740761/joe-jonas-dating-costa-rican-model-juliana-herz-6-things-to-know-about-this-brunette-beauty
She is here in LA right now, these are the types you see at these parties.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPdXnYS7pE/
>>688056738
Ever saw Miranda Cosgrove? Are the rumors about her true?
>>688056738
Oh shit, I follow Juliana. she's so hot, her best friend the one with the tattoos is hot as fuck as well
>>688056978
I can confirm some of the stories of her at USC frat houses are true.
>>688056738
She used to date some blonde haired male model from Hawaii. Guess he dumped her for her drug addiction
>>688054320
DELETE THIS
>>688056732
It's a labrador, you autist.
>>688057231
>some of the stories
explain. wich ones?
>>688054480
Cassie Nelson
But I did not even know who she was until someone mentioned it to me.
>>688057231
Go on...
