Rage / Extreme cringe thread
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Rage / Extreme cringe thread
>>688022349
o_o
lol
>>688022349
That's just funny though.
>>688022878
>making a animal suffer
>funny
>>688022981
>dogs can suffer
hmm
>>688023396
jesus fuck
>>688023396
I really wanna know what the fuck is that thing.
any femanons?
>>688024280
Uterus lining according to some other anon
>>688023396
Fuck this im out
>>688023396
Jesus mother fucking christ- reddit is the /b/ it seems
>>688026179
kek'd
>>688026423
Sorry white people your girls are all fat fucks
>>688026423
disgusted
>>688026536
And niggers are better?
>>688026536
nigger shill, chill nigga
>>688026645
I think this one is joking around
http://youtu.be/Ss05LEkUShU
TIM IS BEST CRINGE
>>688026752
The text stutter in this is worse than the guy posting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
rare
>>688026915
>does
>>688022392
This is why I fucking hate fat people
>>688023396
:00000000000000
>>688024057
Is this for real?
>>688027744
>>688024374
I would have these people executed before they stepped foot near my weeding
>>688023258
>>688022473
>>688027862
>o_o
>:(
>>688026423
>@queenwhitepower
nigger what the fuck
>>688022349
This bitch should be shoot. I hope it never reproduces.
>>688023840
>don't think I realized how long this model's arm was
>her's wasn't trying to travel three times the difference
>>688022570
Kwashiorkor
>>688028811
>This bitch should be shoot
>shoot
>>688022349
I want cut open her neck. But there's not blood, it's just fat the pours out. I'll feed it to the dog to complete the circle of life.
>>688029164
>make the dog fatter
>so it can suffer more
>>688023396
Reddit did good holy shit.
>>688029432
Juan's the dad, that's the daughter. Or so I've heard
>>688029777
> def concatenate_strings
kek
>>688029883
must be because of the chlamydia risk from the gay orgies
>>688029986
Oh, not as bad then. Odd for a child to refer to the parents by their names though.
>>688029777
TOP FUCKING KEK, this is hilarious..
>>688024374
I have this exact shirt and it made me feel awesome, first time I wore it I lost my virginity!
>>688029432
Ah thank you for pointing out my error. How then should I complete the circle of life? Should I kill the dog too? I'm open to suggestions!
>>688029777
>Looks at container
So this is what's going on at google since I left to make real $
>>688027732
If she wasn't so chubby, she really would look like her.
>>688028924
this might be the greatest thing ever. I bet cons were actually fun in the 90's when it was actualyl older nerds, not fake geek girls and kids
>>688030227
It happens in divorced families, where they see the other parent, as just a person, rather than family
>>688026179
If he had been smart he would have told it was a joke hurr durr but in a cool way like "hey I am totally alone but look at what those chinks and the halfnigger say!!"
>>688029777
Trips checked
But why is this funny? Don't get
>>688030341
assembled a computer? LOL
>>688022570
what is that actually called? the kids stomach thing
>>688030524
Kill yourself. Circle of life will be complete
>>688022349
this fat whale couldn't get fit, felt bad because moving her whale blubber was to exhausting and made a defenseless animal sick.
fat people ruin lifes
>>688030787
because you're a newfag and can't even skiddy.
then again, this is new/b/, so it's to be expected.
>>688027744
dear lord those dubsdubs
>>688024624
Oh mother of fucking god I don't care if it's fake or not what the fuck
>>688030774
/r9k/ dude. never forget.
I know you know now.
>>688024057
wat
>>688025255
this is kinda hot
>>688031026
Nice answer
>>688022392
Okay, that one got me.
Personally, I have no problem with fat people in general.
But I do have problem with someone's total disregard for the damage they cause, especially when the person they're hurting is trying to help them.
>>688025255
is this real?
>>688031102
Those tabs
>>688024057
Oh for fuck's sake. Please tell me this is fake. If my kid brought that home from school I'd burn the fucking place down.
>>688031102
that browser....
>>688028422
maybe don't take your gardening so seriously you cunt
>>688031577
Omg...the fatties are now health shaming their superiors now.
>>688032005
>>688028266
Last time I saw this posted some anon said he is a year 6 teacher and this was what they had to do to get shit into kids heads
>>688032029
>being this fucking new
>>688031939
>>688032029
this summer..........
>>688032077
jelly people have always been haters bro
haha they're really jelly too like jiggly jelly
>>688032181
newfag since 2k5 ;D
trollstrollingtrollstrollingtrollseatingbait.svg
Watch to the end, this shit is actually infuriating
>>688032324
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>688032324
>Making newfags fall for reverse bait
Fellow oldfag what up boi!
>>688030628
>So this is what's going on at google since I left to make real $
explain
>>688024374
A good reason to carry a shotgun everywhere you go.Or a flamethrower.
Or a Atombomb.
>>688030657
what makes you think that pic was taken in the 90's?
>>688032864
startup founder turned business founder turned angel investor my ninja
>>688032617
oh wat up!
>>688027744
>filename
>>688032552
That's good, most people on here are retarded.
>>688030787
You'd have to know how to code, or how to use a command line.
Bottom line, she's doing the programming equivalent of drawing sloppy lines and claiming she's an artist.
>>688033401
Man I want to follow your path. Go to google->meet smart people to team up with->start up doing automation/robotics.
Angel investor if I do well.
teach me your ways senpai
>>688033790
>teaching the newfags
>>688032498
At least he knocked the fucking fat bitch out. But still.
>>688025666
trips!!!!
>>688024280
Femanon checking in. I have no fucking idea, looks extra terrestrial.
>>688033931
network my youngfag, I made good friends with my bosses bosses boss (VP) and we did a startup together. Shit hard as fuck though... Get ready to work 80 hour weeks with no life while your health deteriorates.. But you can get it all back after you sellout.
Lost 3 gfs over it and a few friends unfortunately... :(
>>688033944
Gotta start somewhere.
And they aren't going away anytime soon.
Might as well make sure they're not COMPLETE idiots.
>>688033401
What's the difference between a startup founder and a business founder?
Also, what's your net worth?
Just interested, I'm starting a business this summer and this stuff is always fascinating.
>>688027064
That nigga got forehead for years.
>>688027744
>someone made this
>Someone has probably jerked it to this
I want to die.
>>688026915
but does he?
>>688032498
that girl clearly has mental disorder tho, aint really her fault
>>688034573
i heard assaulting a cop with your quivering asscheacks whilst naked is a easy way to die
>>688024374
if i had a wedding and a bunch of those faggots tried to intrude they would leave in body bags
>>688025666
checked for satan!
>>688029883
That faggot can t even take a picture when he is moving, I m ashamed to do fire bolas too...
>>688033944
>>688034289
>>688025666
Thank you satan
>>688022349
>>688025255
>>688034289
LOL true that
>>688034366
>Difference
Not much actually.. Startup and business are basically the same thing.. I'd refer to a startup as business once it's making a profit.. this is my own terminology though, I don't know the business school terms because I didn't attend.. I actually went to fucking devry for network communication (routers switches firewalls etc) lol.
I have taken a few classes at stanford for lulz though.
Hmm on paper 20Mish but it goes up everday.. as far as liquid, well I drive a honda accord lol
also i'm 29
>>688033757
This is fappable now
>>688032498
And jet another reason for the Atombombe.
Syrs what the fuck.I just hope that that women has some Kind of ilness, otherwise Theres no reason to keep her alife.
>>688022570
We shouldn't support Africa monetarily though. We create a bubble that nothing else keeps alive than outside money that in the end is just collected by corrupt governments. Also, even in Africa, there's no reason to live in clay huts.
>>688027064
I've been to a black barber once. He was messing with my hair for like an hour and ruined everything he touched.
Don't ever go to any black barber.
>>688034914
I live in the Uk, cops are surprisingly hard to find here. Would probably just get tazered anyway.
>>688035358
I thought that was your dick for a second
>>688035575
Go to your local mosque and insult the prophet
>>688035406
Is that a man, or is it just retarded
>>688024374
>get married
>bunch of stinking losers waddle over to us in furfag costumes
I feel sorry for that couple.
>>688023396
>>688023396
Frying your miscarriage is actually pretty hilarious. What the fuck are people thinking?
>>688035406
Explain
>>688023840
Meh. She's confident, not serious, and she's not going all tumblr on body image. Even a little funny. Not saying I'd date her, but I see no cringe here
>>688024057
>The trenches here certainly aren't fun! Guess we all have a #TRENCH FOOT in the grave! Pic w/ me and my buds, we're just chilin'!
>>688035811
It's more likely to be uterus lining anon
>>688035790
they actually look happy
>>688035871
It's a guy cosplaying as a MLP character, Twilight Sparkle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUBr87OZFU
>>688035656
It's because you're a faggot so have a subconscious liking for dicks
>>688031102
this image proves you're a faggot,
the fact that you saved it, anyway.
>>688023396
Been lurking for almost a decade, few things make me feel physically ill anymore. This one just did.
>>688036010
Or i've been on /b/ for too long.. meh both are relevant I guess.
>>688023840
What the fuck woman its not hottie's arm that's long it's the fucking earthly hemisphere you call your stomach jesus christ I hate fatties wow
>>688035303
>20M
I'm inclined to not believe you, but then again 4chan is way the fuck better than the alternatives so maybe that's why you're here.
What area(s) are your businesses in? I'm guessing mostly web-based apps, services, etc?
>>688023840
>implying it's her tits that stopped her
>>688032172
I still think this is fake, there's just no way.
>>688035966
Because its their fucking wedding. They pretty much have to be happy.
>>688036092
really? i'd eat it for 20k
and drink her period juices to wash it down
>>688033757
Is that meemstar
>>688028062
You mean why you hate stupid people? Because that I could understand.
>>688029777
can somebody explain this to us who aren't total fucking nerds
>>688024057
This is fucking brilliant. Whoever graded these I'm certain enjoyed hearty keks.
>Teaching middle/high school, esp. In non AP classes
Those poor bastards deserve a good laugh sometimes
cringiest video on youtube right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCD84JlxqBk
>>688032822
Also forgot
>is a boy
>>688032172
If a kid needs this to express itself, it should not be getting the opportunity. Really, why would anyone think lowering the standards will be beneficial to the children in any capacity? It's time we kick teachers in the cunts and reform education to its former glory.
>>688036296
She's essentially mashing random shit and saying it's "coding"
>>688036202
I'm actually at an airport right now waiting for a plane and i've been a /b/tard since before anonibus. Even if you're successful as fuck you're here forever.
big data and invested into 3 enterprise service startups.. I also work for them as an adviser.. and I code, pen test, photoshop, etc..
>>688023840
If it wasn't for the face the chubby chick would be almost passable.
>>688034708
>aint really her fault
Literally everyone has to be held responsible for his actions.
>>688036296
can somebody explain this to us who are total fucking newfag cancer
>>688035101
We've all been more or less there at some point. Nobody would post that on social media though.
>>688035300
kek
That's so fucking stupid it's almost funny again.
>>688027329
That's a humongous fucking pet peeve of mine, too.
>t-t-t-today, junior!
>>688027064
bitch literally just had to use a razor and still fucked it up i'm sleep
>>688036586
>you're here forever.
Yep.
That's neat. So are you getting paid mostly in equity, or do you have an actual salary/salaries? And at what point will you have "enough", or is this just what you like to do?
>>688036694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf-mZzJv1eg
>>688036731
>we
Not me
>>688024057
#TRENCHFOOT
>>688023396
This made me physically gag, and i just came from a scat thread on gif
>>688036469
She is actually typing something meaningful.
It's just shit, and she fucked up multiple times.
>>688037044
fuck you
>>688032822
>vagina(very important)
the extreme delusion of this always make me think it's fake but i know better
>>688036910
These people should've been sterilized the moment they dyed their hair blue.
>>688035966
Because they don't know who they're dealing with. You can't frighten a 4 year old by pointing a gun at it.
>>688036892
>>688036614
>Literally everyone has to be held responsible for his actions
No, its not how it works edgelord
>>688033790
Thanks dude, tech stuff is out of my element
>>688025255
This image has been posted 3 times in the last 15 mins in 3 different threads. b is dead
>>688024374
holy fuck, this is a few miles out from my home town, fuck sake
>>688036928
Hmm you never "retire" like trailer park boys would have you believe, because it gets boring as fuck.. and when you're talented in something, it feels like you're wasting your skills by not using them.
Mainly just equity, but if I work, I charge a contractor price based on what I'm doing. I love network security, so I mainly focus on that. Social engineer their staff, try to sql inject their site, etc. I've made a logo for one of the startups and helped slice up a mobile site for another.. just simple small stuff when I travel.
>>688036296
"cd .." means change directory up one level. She typed it wrong four times. She's also trying to execute a fucking hello world program.
>>688037307
>le edgy!!!
Ignore this retard
>>688030657
>>688028924
That photo is from Anime Expo 2010, you mong.
>>688037539
The good thing about these people is they'll die early
>>688036892
What's going on here?
Is that the same guy dressed as a girl, or just a really boyish girl?
>>688032822
>Vagina (VERY IMPORTANT)
More like critically essential.
>>688032822
just wanna what the creature who drew this actually looks like
You gonna be fat, if yo think otherwise yo deluded mang.
>>688030341
All the pro black websites, communities, magazine, etc. are so fucking cringy. Grasping at straws because they, as a community, haven't done jackshit. Why can't everyone just accept that everyone else is shit and we are, too, why the need to be a snowflake, especially a snowflake based on fucking skin color?
>>688036892
Not the same person, different eye shape & colour
>>688029777
Anyone have the picture where it compares when guys and girls code, think it is from the same person. The guys code was actually something decent and the girls was a simple calculator that didn't work properly, made in visual basic I think.
>>688026915
Aah, game grumps...
>>688037044
who the fuck burns that much fucking steak?!?!! The rage is swelling!!!
>>688026915
>the rumor comes out about his gay
>>688024280
Blood clot
>>688036296
You don't need to be a nerd to understand something that basic.
cd is a way to navigate directories/files
there's no directory called code, she's just shitting around and pretending she's smart because retarded women eat it up like it's uterine lining bacon.
>>688035358
yeah there are other pics out there ...without her face shes really hot and all her friends too
>>688037539
Disgusting
>>688037681
This
>>688027842
He looks like Uncle Fester with hair. Or that Gru guy from Despicable Me. Or the Danny DeVito Penguin.
>>688037879
>caring about how people eat their steak
>>688037801
Could be the lighting for the skin tone
>>688027744
>?
>>688038020
Milk steak is awesome.
>>688037085
She's constantly putting in commands to change the active directory, how the fuck is that useful if you only once specify a target and that doesn't even exist? Oh yeah, one time she listed the contents of her current directory, but then nope, more change dir...
>>688027744
Dat pun.
>>688024624
An LSD trip gone wrong.
>>688037924
>because retarded women eat it up like it's uterine lining bacon.
>>688032005
No you wouldn't you pussy faggot. You would do nothing.
anybody got the pic with the black woman telling she uses 700 of 800$ child support for herself with the child crying in the background?
>>688038111
you still posting about that lol
>reverse troll is now known a being retarded
>>688032077
This is commonplace, friend.
Death to the fats.
>>688027744
>>688037278
>the war in Afghanistan defended our rights, freedom, religion, and way of life
>>688035406
There's something wrong...with this...face..?
>>688033757
>>688036447
Kill yourself you absolute moron
>>688038150
I was only remarking that she was trying to execute an actual command instead of just randomly mashing the keyboard.
>>688026179
topkek
>>688033757
FUCK
If I were at my computer I'd photoshop that shit in front of "The Scream", it just BEGS for it to be done.
>>688032822
>>688037810
My gf was a data scientist at google, she wrote the best python i've ever seen... Miss her, but she got fat
>>688038153
What pun, retard?
>>688035358
Disappointed that's not a dick.
>>688030938
They're full of parasitic worms. Look up "ascaris"
>>688038388
Jesus.
I've never even seen it and I'm already mad.
>>688038410
>>688033757
That shit is horryfying and I don't say that to be mean.
>>688038341
What do you know? Don't project your weakness on others you prick
>>688038020
Not the one who cared just before but he's right. Surrounded by vegans and animal right activists these days, we must have some respect for the steak or we're lost. Kobe beef, damn, that's something! Too bad there's no price on this pic
>>688037681
But their losers are winners mentality spreads like stage three cancer.
>>688038771
>retard
The irony. "How to TRAIN your dragon" in the filename, learn to read.
>>688023258
are you even trying?
>>688038410
That is why pool's closed, obviously
>>688037810
sadly she's correct statistically speaking, but evolution has very little to do with it
>>688037801
But the exact same size and position of freckles or what, you goddamn dumbass
>>688039121
Can't fix stupid
>>688038886
im searching around everywhere but i cant find it
>>688026645
>>688039097
Shut the fuck up moron
>>688037810
I don't want to fake check this, I might fucking explode if this turns out to be real.
>>688038020
>>688038112
Those look like some fine jellybeans as well
>is at school
>talks to that one emo girl complains about all other types of music cause she's going out with GF's brother and thinks I tolerate her
>asks me what I listen to, thinking I like that cancer these uneducated fags call metal music now
>I say Guns N Roses, Metallica, Slayer, etc... Shit I've listened to since I was little. Don't judge.
>emo chick looks at me
> says " Metallica is for fags, anon, listen to some Sleeping With Sirens or Pierce the Veil or BVB... Ugh"
>holds back urge to choke this bitch
>walks away instead
>gf comforts me and eases my cringing and want to leave this world
>>688036892
I would fuck them both
>>688039097
Internet tough guy eh?
>>688027744
>>688039097
U mad?
>>688038339
EEEEEEWWWWW D:
>>688030457
>first time I wore it I lost my virginity
>>688039126
And you felt the need to mention this, why? It wasn't even that funny at all
>>688039097
You do sound like a pussy though
>>688037879
Dude, you need to realize one thing: Steak's purpose is to taste good. The better it tastes for the one eating it, the more it is worth. If you do it the way you like it (and is supposed to be done, not delusional in that aspect) and somebody eats, but doesn't enjoy it, then it's wasted.
>>688037801
Story's official, that's the same person.
Got known because it was a little kid changing sex.
>>688027064
He just look like Smeagol on the right pic.
>>688035987
I'd fuck him
>>688039334
Fag
>>688039398
Nice meme
>>688039450
Another nice meme
>>688039338
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/5612368/Obese-19st-mum-of-two-believes-she-is-the-future-of-womankind.html
:^)
>>688039097
Jesus christ 2 retards arguing about what 1 retard said about what the other retard said he would do to retarded schools.
Is this what b has become?
>>688037044
Is there no end to this madness
>>688039533
So you're saying we should encourage the dehumanisation of soldiers by letting them make tweets about it for homework? Okay, cuck
>>688026915
This just has to be fake. Not even a toddler wrestling with a typewriter could ever produce grammar as incorrect as that. Literally every sentence is complete garbage.
>>688039614
I don't even like football, but I would go to a football match dressed up like a crusader just to spite these overly politically correct cucks
>>688039102
You literally cannot get Kobe beef outside of Japan. Same with Yonezawa beef which is arguably better, Kobe beef tastes waay too buttery, as the fat content is through the roof. Seriously the marbling ratio requirements for beef raised in the Hyogo prefecture needs to meet or exceed level 6.
The cattle need to be a specific breed and need to be born, raised and slaughtered in the Hyogo prefecture, fed on Hyogo grains, and slaughtered in either Kobe, Nishinomiya, Sanda, Kakogawa, or Himeji.
Anyone who claims to have eaten Kobe and has never been to Japan has never eaten Kobe.
That and if you tried to order well done at one of the few establishments which serve the beef you'd be told to leave.
So the point I'm making here, is relax, some faggot paid way too much for a steak because of a name, and he deserves what he got.
>>688039733
Don't kid yourself, it was always cancer.
It was just funnier back then.
>>688032498
You have got to be shitting me.
>>688022392
Just let him go and let the fucker kill himself with his own greed
Wasting tax money on this selfish cunt? Yeah, nah, fuck him with the brushy end of a broom
>>688038339
Most american picture ever
>>688039659
Kys
>>688037801
ever heard of lighting and makeup?
>>688027744
>>688039801
>English receipt
>GST
>KobeRibeye
It's not real kobe beef, calm your tits
see my other post here.
>>688040020
>>688027732
Amazing how you can clearly determine that the face photoshopped onto ET is nicholas cage, but it's almost impossible to tell that that thing on top is even human.
>>688039897
I'm saying you are a fucking gutless wonder who will not follow through with your bold statement made on the Internet. You are an annoying cunt and I wish you to die in a fire.
>>688030341
We all know putting together a computer from parts is easy. Hell, it was more difficult 20 years ago when you needed to know IRQ and shit. But people who don't know anything about computer hardware are impressed.
It's like easy auto mechanic stuff. It's easy if you can be bothered to do it. Most people don't want to learn how to do things.
>>688037655
This is in a subwaystation in France right?
>>688040333
Whatever you whingy little dickhead
>>688035406
Reason
Ofc real ration is insecurity, low self steem and desperate need of comprehension and fitting in a group
>>688037924
Yessss...
>>688037655
Niggers run up on me like that they are all getting shot. Jumping someone with a group that big can be seen as deadly force.
>>688030938
It's abdominal edema. They are malnourished and so they are breaking down protein (albumin) in their bloodstream and losing fluids to the tissues.
//Medfag
>>688027744
>>688038668
special ed kid detected
>>688040315
It's still an expensive cut of quality meat (even if it doesn't meet the definition) that they turned into dog food
>>688039385
Is this a troll post? She's right you know. About metallica being for fags.
You should kill yourself
