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S\fir I wanna see dog tits and horse pucci.
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>>688008378
Where the hell are the real queries. I have only this one picture. This bumper osnt even me
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here OP
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might as well drop a few...
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YOU CUNTS ARE FUCKING SICK BASTARDS. YOU WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF HUMANITY, PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES, AND FUCK OFF KINDLY.
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>>688009637
Thanks bro. Sneaky snek is thinking he slicc
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Filenames is here!
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>>688010552
what a rebel
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>>688011203
How's it going mang?
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>>688011440
It's going, I just woke up and about to shower for an hour, how's life on your end?
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>>688011761
Eh. It's alright. Woke up not long ago, and coincidentally related to your filename, I'm eating a hot pocket. My life is fucking boring.
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>>688011986
That's not so, life is what you make of it, and usually, you have stories to tell, and they're great!

What kind of hot pocket? BBQ?

I need food.
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slightly different, but I don't see this fitting anywhere else.
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>>688012274
Nah, my stories just revolve around stupid bullshit so I can act like a narcissistic crybaby bitch because "wah, my life is unfair!"

It's 4 meat and 4 cheese.
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>>688012607
Good god, that sounds delicious.

As far as crybaby goes, have yet to see you hit that stage. You're one of the few who haven't hit that. You're usually here a lot, there's gotta be something worth telling.
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Stronk!
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>>688012946
I'm an obnoxious, hypocritical, attention whoring faggot. I'm the embodiment of everything I despise. I talk about how much I hate tumblr, yet I encapsulate their beliefs. I don't know why anyone would like me. And I'm not even trying to be an attention whore right now, I'm just being honest. There's absolutely nothing to like about me.
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>>688013692
Faggot.
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>>688013560
Hey Draka. How's it going?
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>>688013955
Yeah, I know.
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>>688013692
We've been through this, if you wanna see a real attention whore, just look at me. You're not always begging everyone to look at you or pity you. I rarely ever see you strike up a conversation, usually you wait for someone to do so.

>Don't think you've got to go in alone here,
>I've got nothing left to hide.
>You're dying, just make up your mind.
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>>688007084
THIS would really be your best option.
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>>688014218
>I rarely ever see you strike up a conversation, usually you wait for someone to do so.
Yeah, I guess that part is true. But then I always make the conversation about me and bitch about everything without trying to. I'm a legit narcissist.

But I don't really see you as being an attention whore.
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>>688011265
thats hot. More?
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>>688014380
nice
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>>688014627
And? You are who you are. I for one, don't find that annoying. Narcissistic or not, you're pretty great to talk to, one of the few furfags I genuinely enjoy talking to. You don't bitch about your life, you show me what bullshit you have to deal with on a daily basis. And while I wish you lived closer so we could hang out more often, life dealt us this hand. But still, you're here, and that's great.

Also, think back to when I used to be in these threads all night. I would attention whore so fucking much, I cringe thinking about it now.
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>>688014678
I love Gorsha so much, but I hate when she works with others...
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>>688014000

Not bad. Nice trips, by the way.
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>>688015072
Yeah, I seem to be alright at talking. I mean, if cockwizard of all people likes talking to me, then I guess I must not be too bad. But either way, I still feel like I exaggerate about my life. There's plenty of people with way worse lives than me, so I just feel like a faggot complaining about mundane shit. But thanks, I'm glad people like talking to me even if I don't like talking.

I don't really remember you being an attention whore. But I don't remember 95% of the shit that happens in these threads either. But I feel like I would have remembered something like that.

>>688015396
Good to hear.
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>>688016030
Emotional ass little furfags. Geta fucking room , and post better shit from it
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>>688016328
God damn
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more egg laying chickens?
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>>688016328
I can't help the fact that I'm an emotional bitch. Trust me, if I knew a way to fix it then I would.
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>>688016030

Sometimes, you come off as an edgy attention whore, when you talk about cutting.

Just being honest.

Also, thread needs more of her.
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>>688016420
Just stop talking. Holy fuck.
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>>688016030
But are you really complaining? You're just trying to be honest, but you're not bad at all. I just hope that someday, you understand that you're fine.
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>>688016420
There is an easy fix.

>Kill yourself.
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>>688016539
Yeah, I know. I actually don't mean to be an attention whore when I talk about cutting, I just enjoy it. Most of the time I *don't* want to talk about it. That's why I cut on my legs so no one can see, not my arms. But I'll try to tone it down, I know that no one wants to hear it.

All threads need more Hopey.

>>688016580
No, fuck you.

>>688016720
Eh, I guess.
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>>688016720
Could you suck this guy's dick any more??? Your not gonna be happy until your tongue is on his taint, are you, you little hotdog slogger.
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>>688016872
I think about it all the time. My birthday is one week from today. Yesterday I seriously considered taking my dad's shotgun and killing myself with it on my birthday. I don't want to live any longer.
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>>688017030
Do it.
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>>688016902

Less edgy cutting, more getting stronk.

Don't you want to be stronk for your Waifu?
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The downfall of humanity
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>>688016902
You're in public talking about cutting yourself in this pretentious way. Is there any reason you fags don't have say. A kik group, or an irc, or some other thing.
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>>688017143
Heya Light, how's it going?

>>688017190
Maybe. If everything goes how I think it will, then it's very well possible.

>>688017236
That I do. I just have to find the motivation to get stronk. And find a way because I don't have access to a gym right now.
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>>688017014
I am kind of gay, to be honest.
>>688016902
I must go jack off now, then go to work, have a good day man. I might pop back in, I might not.
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>>688017375
>pretentious
Don't use words you don't understand.

>>688017430
Later.
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>>688017030
Then don't. Just go do it, like, right now. No really, for as much you talk, you have no bite. Your great love of life is complaining on internet to perverts
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>>688017426
No, just do it. You have literally nothing to live for. Not even people on this shithole of a site like you, end it all.
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>>688017426

Your motivation is me and Hopey.
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>>688017426
Hi, doing alright
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>>688017567
Nope. I have to have a reason. I'll tell you about it if you're here in a week.

>>688017596
Okay, now you're just trying to hard. I know there are people that don't like me, but I also know some do.

>>688017652
Good motivation, but I still don't have access to a gym.

>>688017788
Good to hear.
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>>688017508
No, you're a fucking hipster. Your mustache is cutting, and being a whiny little shit. I made this fucking thread. I asked for DOG TITS not WHINY CRAP
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>>688017856
You're pussying out of it again, you even fail at killing yourself. Embarrassing.
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>>688017856

At least you have motivation.
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>>688018050
lolwut

>>688018054
No, I'm not pussying out because I haven't even started. I likely will do it if things go according to plan.

>>688018114
Yeah, I guess so. It's not really enough though. I still have crippling depression.
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>Help, I need a wheelchair
>What for?
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>>688018298
You're such a little peice of crap you know that? This other guy, he tell you you're pussy out of suicide. I say you pussy out of life
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>>688018457
Kek.

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ok
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>>688018298
Lives like a pussy but can't even die like a pussy. Kek.
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>>688018298

Getting stronk will help deal with the depression by giving you confidence.
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>>688009933
>even tripple dubs will not stop the yiffing
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>>688018675
I thought it would help, and for the 2 months that I did lift it did help a little bit in the beginning, then it just faded away. I just skipped days more and more. I have to find another way to deal with depression first, otherwise it would be pointless because I would just end up skipping nearly every day again, and it would just be a chore.
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>>688018970

That's dub-dub-dub-dubs!
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>>688019095
That is, if I ever get my bench and weights back. Then again, they were 30 years old and sucked shit, so that's probably why I skipped so many days. I need to go to a real gym I guess.
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>>688019095
This bitch is really sexy. More like dis
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>>688018970
Thems be quad dubs but even they cannot save us
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