Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Bye.
>>688000284
How are you?
>>688000335
Isn't it early after afternoon where you are?
It's a bit past noon here
Dio-sama...
Claimed, hello everyone
>>688000480
Not much. I'm watching Space Dandy and the Seven deadly sins that's about it. I need to find some decent anime to watch. You?
>>688000875
>down with democracy
anarchy!!!!
>>688000875
Looney Luna claimed
>>688000330
I'm usually floating around or head camping destroying tanks with mercys pistol. Try that pistol out. It's so broken.
>>688000335
Everytime i see your waifu, it's an ass shot lmfao
>>688000413
Thanks. Mercy is a close second
>>688000975
The only true waifu
>>688001100
>>688000975
Samefag
Best German CV claimed
>>687996287
So far i love Mcree
>Its high Noon !
>>687996500
>nope im neet
Oh ok then
>im neet too
>>687997088
You still love me ?
>>687997643
Arabica is the best type of coffee
>and its the most common coffee on the world
>>688001037
>1 turn anarchy after implementing slavery
#justciv4things
>claiming yume
>>687992539
>>687992621
>>687993017
>>687993743
>>687994368
>>687994657
>>687994946
>>687996082
>>687996168
>>687996379
>>687997009
>>687997236
>>687997316
>>687997822
>>687998646
>>687998854
>>687998979
>>687999545
>>688000335
>>688000413
>>688000801
All these legs belong to me!
>Highly explosive claim
>>688001068
Who is your favorite overwatch girl, marie?
Best type moon claimed
>>688001203
Except that's wrong you fucking retard.
>>688001269
Take the legs, I'll post more if I get them. Only the best for you Yume
>>688000943
Bye
>>687999588
:^)
>>687999683
BOOM!
>>687999792
All animals are a qt
>>687999885
Lol how are you my dude?
>>688000429
How much sleep do you get at night?
>>688000735
I was about to the same but I know go to bed at 3 or 4
Shinoa claimed
>>688001247
Fellow NEETs
>>688000801
It's purrfectly fine, that's how cats clean each other.
>Meow~
>>688001247
DIRTY MCCREE PLAYER, GET OFF MY GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688001269
How about the feet?
>>688001337
Forgot picture
>>688001269
But those legs will 404 soon.
>>688001410
Only when the rest of the leg is still attached to it it is ok
>>688001445
They are in my heart forever
>>688001037
FUCK THE POLICE!
>>688001344
Even me?
Tenryuu claimed
>>688001410
>best highlight intro
Be back soon. Cleaning up.
>>688000735
Playing V? Are you going to 100%, or just a playthrough?
Akiko claimed
>>687999617
You wouldn't do it, but you might want it.
Not with anyone rocking Tracer's cut though.
Tracer's hair is almost as bad as pink dyed undercuts
>>687999824
She's a mediocre tank, designed to charge into the backline and take out the widow/hanzo. Problem is both of them can take you out before you can. She could use a small buff
>>687999839
Tracer is balanced, but I seem to be the only one who thinks this because the community is crying for nerfs. My problems are purely with her design and the way she is literally just an annoying cunt in your game
>>688000563
Then you play against unskilled people
>>688000755
Hanzo, Mcree, Genji and Winston would make better representatives
I really don't know what the were trying with Tracer
If you're talking about making no sense in the game, look at soldier 76. He feels extremely out of place. I'm sure he's only in the game to pander to CoD and csgo fanboys
His backstory is generic as fuck too
"fallen hero, muh revenge, I work from the shadows"
>>688001247
Faggot
>>688001269
I belong to your anschulss~
>>688001008
>Came to new thread to claim her
>Already taken
Fuck, fuck, fuck
>>688000875
hes ugly as shit and smell like dog shit and is a ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people and hes ugly as shit and try to hurt the popular people even tho didnt do nothing in high school or is a funny looking ugly guys losers that tell people what to do but tell on the police to scare people off cause is lame and ugly as shit thats why has no friends or ugly as shit ugly guys losers that get help the ugly way and thats why the popular people didnt beat up or hurt the ugly guys losers in high school so the ugly guys losers dont look bad and hurt the popular people talking and hes ugly as shit and smell like dog poop cause is uglier then the attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers pretend they dont know they dont smell like dog shit or is ugly as shit so nobody know there ugly or smell like crap when they sweat and the ugly guys losers tell people what to do and get angry but still get rejected by the popular people so hes a nobody that ell on the police to scare people off and is ugly as shit and is lame but think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit with his stupid ugly as shit face that think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit that own things like cheese burger stands and the ugly guys losers smell like crap but try to act like there attrative but is ugly as shit n think is better then everybody like the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and is lame and think is better then everybody and the only reason why the popular people or people who hate haters that is ugly as shit and think there better then everybody like the ugly guys losers is cause need to get our cheese burgers or apples but try to say that the popular people respect the ugly guys losers that outnumber the popular people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like crap and is loser and ugly and think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit with his ugly ass face
>>688001265
ahahaha!!!! is #civ4things a new thing??
>asks for help against his enemy
>allies with his enemy the next turn and then both of them go to war with you
>>688001399
Can't we just go to the beach like normal people?
>>688001292
Mercy. I have a thing for blondes.
But D.va is alright too.
>>688000875
and the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way but the attrative loser people dont have to hurt the popular people the ugly way thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smel llike crap when they sweat and is ugly and smell like crap and think is everybody but is ugly as shit with there stupid ugly face
>>688001850
You talking about yourself?
>>688000943
See ya Galko.
>>688001269
So goddamn greedy.
>>688001344
That's a little earlier than me now kek.
>>688001632
Hey Doc, what's new?
>Best idol claimed
>>688001812
Back off man, I don't want my spot taken. I like it here, the only time I talk to more than 3 people a day. I'm sure there's a waifu out there for you, that isn't my Mio
>>688001344
It varies, sometimes around 6 hours sometimes longer. But as it changes every night it disrupts me
>>688001694
I'm not too sure about Hanzo Mcree and Genji, Hazo and Genji just look like the Weeaboo cast, including D'va, and Mcree is just a cowboy. I suppose Winston could be a representative, though. Reinhardt could be one too. Anyways I believe a representative character would be a pretty retarded thing to have.
>>688000875
aka "the cringiest threads on /b/ since the broneys left"
>>688001539
What is your obsession with leg, my son.
>>688001632
Tenryuu is my favorite boat
>>688001247
Hmmm
>>688001269
Legs?
>>688001582
Yes. Even you but the bun is the cutest
>>688002062
4-5 am with you?
>>688002068
Same. It's annoying
>>688002062
Thought you went to sleep there Maki.... kek
>>688001361
The NEETS are here!
>>688001269
looking for last searches on google by Yume:
Lolis with spiders, gore loli and black man. Loli get nailed by huge troll.
Yume ...
>>688001410
>Sexy wings
>>688001694
I love u too <3
>>688001923
The beach sounds fun.
>I can lotion your back for you.
>Nudist beach
>>688002198
I can't see a "Trap/Jailbait/boypucci thread", "YLYL" or "Furry thread" in the OP
>>688001399
>>688001923
>>688002253
Bikini party?
>>688002230
Don't you have soem training to do?
>>688002062
I am the purest form of greed
The leg lovin divine being that loves syndra
>>688002211
I just love them they are the best part of women irl and waifu
>>688002220
all of them
>>688002252
what?
>Lolis with spiders
I hate spiders
>gore loli
no gore on lolis
>black man
yeah wanted to see some potg by winston
>>688002198
You noticed. You're fat and ugly enough to write 90 lines just for us. Means you don't have any friends?
>>688002485
>army
>training
kek!!!!
>>688001008
A friend wants me to watch Bleach. (I rather not.)
If Mio were to prank Ritsu, what kind of trick do you think she would play on her?
(Yuna claim.)
>>688002485
>>688002230
>Implying Maki sleeps
>>688002253
Lotion on my back? Why would I need that?
>>688001850
I see you're putting a lot of work into it. It's now good enough to save.
>>688001890
Alexander is that you?
>declares war on you because of your weak military
>smashes himself because of your superior technology
>asks for ten turns of mercy
>>688001539
>
>>688002511
>I hate spiders
But... they have 8 legs.
>>688002252
They come out when she gets an erection
>>688002511
How about the breasts and butt?
>>688002220
I wish you luck in getting your sleep back on track
Someone trying to steal Mio, no one can take me down. If they do I'm still claiming Mio
>>688002062
Nothing much, just being angry about the weather which is too good and not knowing what i should play...
How about you, Nurse?
Back from dinner.
>>688002381
What are you saying? Those are obviously the top threads on /b/
/s
>>688002485
Shhh.
>Nice bikini
>>688002602
Hurry up and wait!
Kek
>>688002769
Fuck off Mai.
I gotta go cook some brunch for my fiancée. I promised her i would. Later everyone
>just going to check all these digits for tripps or double dubs
>>688002625
Kek fair point.
>Milinda
>>688002671
hary legs are disgusting
>>688002694
the order is:
legs>butt>face>chest
>>688002706
>hnnnnnnnng
>>688002211
> DOUBLE DUBS
Fuck. You got them nice digits again? Good shit
>>688002485
Bikini up.
>>688002625
You don't want to burn up do you?
Also you don't want tan lines...
>You should take off your top.
>>688002230
Kek, it was a quick rest. And it's funny because I'm wide awake now.
>That message
Sweetest person alive.
>>688002220
That's about right. Throw a 6 in there too.
>>688002511
How did you earn your title?
>>688002710
Kek, why would you be angry at it then? Also just play something you haven't played in awhile.
Sitting around here playing a bit of MGS, the usual.
>>688002625
I partially blame you.
>>688002620
I've never watched Bleach, or something like that. It's never looked that great, and it drags on for episodes.
Something scary I think, she gets scared easily and I think Ristu trying to spook her would be the way to go
I finally have a use for this gif
>>688001333
>TRIPPS
>>688002706
>Someone trying to steal Mio, no one can take me down. If they do I'm still claiming Mio
Looks like I'm left with the short end of the stick on this deal
>>688002868
>>688002671
it might be!!!
hmmm i didn't know montezuma was here lol
did you ever give him the ten turns??
>>688001539
>
>>688001100
>DOUBLE DUBS
So many here. Sorry i have to check them all at once. And spam your thread with tities
>>688003091
>The leg lovin divine being that loves syndra
leg lovin came from you
I am a divine being
and I love syndra
>easy
>>688000000
my waifu
>>677777777
>>688003141
I like it here. There's a better waifu for you, go out and explore for one. Or wait until I die, which is a while off yet
>>688003017
I don't have many legs, but I thought you'd like that
>>688002082
>Hanzo and Genji just look like the Weeaboo cast
Correct. Guy with bow and "muh honor and redemption" and green cyborg ninja dude. Still better than british orange sanic on helium
A representative character is indeed a bit stupid for a game where every character is supposedly so different from the rest but if they really wanted it then they chose the worst possibe character
>>688002381
Don't forget loli and shota
>>688002230
Hey Milli, miss it yet? You left for the training yet?
>>688002252
You're still a faggot
>>688003248
Poor OP, his thread derailed before it began
>>688002625
>>688003049
DID SOMEONE SAY, BIKINI?
>>688003119
I'm not interested in your trashy waifu's tits.
>>688003344
>DOUBLE DUBS
Done checking. Anyone who rolls after this wont get checked by me
>>688003509
Top fucking kek
QOTT:
>Last thing you ate?
Baked octopus.
>What time is it there?
19:03
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKyBWeNyRs
>>688003049
Eh? You don't like tan lines? I can just wear my jacket if that's the case...
>>688003091
I am 100%....guilty as charged.
>>688003509
Now that's sexy as fuck, waterfallinmypants/10
>>688003108
That gif is amazing! Why is scared Mio so cute?
Ritsu did try to scare her multiple times during the show, didn't she?
Actually, my question was what kind of trick would Mio play on Ritsu?
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
Crackers
>What time is it
7:04PM
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
Bread
>What time is it there?
20:00
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuhWn_SnlQ
>>688002511
New nickname for you in thread: Leg Queen
>>688002602
More training than chairforce :^)
>>688002622
Ohhhh
>>688002706
Why not share?
>>688002757
:p
>thanks
>>688003091
Holy shit dude
>>688002625
>>688003509
BIKINI!
>>688003623
Cereal 13:04 nothing
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
nothing yet, but if only i could have baked octopus....
>What time is it there?
1304
>What are you listening to?
animus lol
>>688003195
God dammit, it's always Montezuma. Hell no, nothing good will come out of those 10 turns.
>>688003017
You do have a point.
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
Tortellini.
>What time is it there?
20:06
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqIeclCU0Zg
>>688003824
i told you, im not in the airforce!!!!!
>>688003725
Scared Mio is cute Mio
Oh whoops I read that wrong, sorry. I must had been reading too fast. I'm not sure that's a interesting question. I can't think of anything, she doesn't feel like a prankster type and it's hard to think of something damn
>>688003509
Bikini
>>688003623
>last thing I ate
Noodles
>time
20:05
>listening
https://youtu.be/0hNdLnEbS68
>>688003623
Pancakes.
About 7:30 AM
https://youtu.be/Zj-M9pvQSyo
>>688004119
>>688003980
awwww c'mon, didn't you feel bad for destroying him ;^)
>>688003623
Chocolate muffin.
21:09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
"So who are you?"
I don't know, Dave, I don't know.
>>688003713
Or you could sunbathe nude. It gets a nice even tan.
>And it's a great view
>Is that my lollipop that's in your mouth?
>>688003623
Kona coffee and macadamia nut brittle
1408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZm1_jtY1SQ
>>688003824
>more training than chairforce
That really depends on your AFSC
>>688004421
This man is incorrigible
>>688004029
',:^)
>shinoa
Vinyl claimed
Holy shit I can post on my own PC again
Didnt even appeal the ban
>>688004549
',:^)
>shinoa
>>688004623
Trash
>>688004549
Sup Renge.
How are you doing qt?
>>688003824
Sharing may be caring, but it would get confusing and it doesn't feel right
>>688004421
Eh? Is it? I don't think it is...
>>688003240
>Leg lovin came from you
U wot? When did I say that?
>>688002625
>>688003049
>>688003509
We /bikini/ now?
>>688003623
>Ate
Maple donut
>Time
1:12pm
>Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cB3HXVvm0g
>>688003713
As long as you know.
>>688003824
Yeah it's pretty bad :^)
>>688004623
Get >>>/out/ to >>>/mlp/
You watch a show meant for little girls you pedophile
>>688003824
thats actually and old one
>>688003980
how is it going for you homura I wasn't here so often to talk to you guys
>>688003425
All legs are beautiful
>>688003195
keep it going
>>688004919
not you but someone in this thread came up with it
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
Ramen
>What time is it there?
21:14
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
>>688005014
>You watch a show meant for little girls you pedophile
Rather ironic coming from someone posting a Harry Potter character, not that I disagree.
>>688004039
Oh my gosh, that image of Mio in pajamas is adorable! Pajamas are a thing for me. (Got anymore?)
Mio really isn't the prankster type. Which is why the subject interests me. Ritsu is such a trickster, so what if Mio returned the favor.
I'm guessing she would put something spicy in her food.
>>688005028
How's it going Holst?
>>688004919
Bikini it up
>>688005045
Praise the legs god
>>688005014
do not argue with horsefucers just report the post and move the fuck on
>>688005014
A tad ballsy of you Luna.
But I completely agree.
>>688005045
hmmm, alright then....
>>688004549
I'm just having my fun~
>>688004812
Let me have a taste to find out.
>The indirect kiss~
>>688005459
This really looks like she's only wearing one shoe.
>>688004784
I'm doing fine, what about you, Yui?
>>688005527
I know you are m8
>indirect kiss
Is this 6th grade?
>>688003623
>Last thing you ate?
fried sandwiches
>What time is it there?
20:11
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBg7_CA8hAI
>>688004697
No u
>>688005014
I bet you're new
>>688005348
Hello Yari Yuri, I'm alright, tired though. How are you?
I'm late. How is everyone?
>>688005045
Same story as usual, still not doing shit out of my life other than getting my driving license and still struggling to make my free time at least a little bit productive. What about you?
>semi-afk
>>688005682
I may be new but at least i don't fuck animals
>>688005689
I'm doing alright, just had dinner and chilling a bit right now.
Good to see you, as always.
Not only do I hate midgets and lolis, I also have bronies.
>>688005682
Fug
Misclick
>>688005890
Because I walk to a farm and rape horses everyday
>>688005835
Yes, bikini time
>>688005299
Hmm, not much. If you're in these threads in future I'll try to get some more in my collection. Huh, that does sound like something she could do possibly. That's a good idea
>>688005845
>>688006115
Whoops forgot the picture
>>688005707
I'm doing fine, what about you my best dude?
>renge
>>688005527
Eh? I mean if you really want some, they sell them at the candy shop...
But, uhh, Mizore...could you do me...a huge favor...?
>>688006019
You think your cool,
You are just a furry in denial
Literally go fuck yourself
>>688004800
I did it before with another shinoa. It was great seeing people getting confused but the different filenames helped out a lot
>>688004919
Chamomile tea homie
>>688005014
He's actually pretty cool
>>688005045
Fuck
>>688005682
:p
>>688005707
Alright. You?
>>688005981
Oh
>actually replying to a horsefucker
just fucking click the menu and submit a report
>>688005940
Good, always good to see you too.
>>688003091
Okay. I thought you would be gone longer, that's why I sent it.
>Only for you <3
>>688003431
Yeah. I'm on the bus now.
>>688003824
Your welcome.
>
>>688005669
Good, just about to go on Hearthstone unsuprisingly.
>>688005707
Welcome back qt.
>>688005845
nearly the same for me
just wasting time instead of doing something with my life
>>688006259
It's possible, just not something I want to do right now. I'm still sorting out my picture as it is
>>688005045
Ah there we go. They were telling the truth.
>>688005372
I got you famalamb.
>>688005669
Yo Renge, what's poppin?
>>688005707
Chill as can be, you?
>>688006259
I'll add it to the shopping list :^)
Does it really work like they say it does?
>>688006339
Ah, that's understandable. Such a cutie.
>Check your steam when you get a chance.
>>688006223
A favor? Sure, why not.
>>688006251
Oh yeah, I'm the most radical kid in the town
>>688006259
Wanna skype soon again?
And maybe play some Mount and Blade?
(Assuming of course you're the same shinoafag I usually reply to)
And holy shit, it seems that there are a lot of new people here
>>688006115
>>688006187
I have a cute Mio in her pajmas! Am I allowed to show you? Or would that be stealing your thunder?
Imagine if Ritsu snuck up from behind and pulled down Mio's pajama pants.
>>688006218
Re-watching Non Non Biyori to take my mind off of things. It's crazy how I slightly forgot why it's my favorite anime of all time.
>>688006259
Read above, yo. Gladly not really depressed anymore. I feel talking to you guys is really only thing that changes my attitude, so I must thank you for that.
>>688006339
Milinda.
>>688006814
Read above, yo.
>>688006814
what truth
>>688006951
non non is great!!! but i just like any slice of life lol
>>688006951
High quality taste you've got there my friend.
>>688006814
Not too much, what about you bud?
>>688007043
Damn straight
>>688006911
Yes go for it, if you have anything to help build up my collection post it. People should know that you're not me, by the way you're replying. Sounds like something Ritsu would do
>>688006814
Thanks fam
>>688006645
Oh well, as long as you're enjoying you're not completely wasting it. Been playing any new games or watching new anime?
>>688006147
I don't think I'm wasting it anymore.
>>688006824
Could you rent me a jet ski?! They look like tons of fun!
>Shocked you didn't take the obvious bait from that
>>688007169
Here ya go! Like it?
>>688007307
>>688007307
That's great, straight into my Mio folder. Thanks!
