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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claiming yume
Claimed, hey all again
der Führer ist hier
Tenryuu claimed
kagami claimed!
>>687991898
None at all I hope
Shinoa claimed
>>687992217
O shit waddup /waifu/
>>687990791
That's about the same circumstance for me. Been missing those 6 hour nights.
>Best idol claimed
Believe I'm going to try sleeping or something. Take my mind off of things.
>>687991785
Play with? You mean like a game?
claimed
>>687992361
I was always more of a writer than a visual artist. I write stories and such. You ever write?
What kind of art do you draw?
Claimed.
Claim
>>687992698
Yeah it's a game called doctor.
>Now take off your clothes so I can examine you.
>>687992621
Sucks. Stupid sleep.
Stupid humanity. Sleep is required, do it better. You've have literal years of practice.
Uhg. Lol
>>687992710
So I've finally met someone who writes too. Hello there
>>687992902
I know this game. Can I play too ? Or it is a 2 player only thing, for ya ?
>>687992710
I've been known to write, but not that often. I'm not the greatest writer, but I've liked the idea of drawing more. I don't really have a kind of art yet. I'm practising a bunch of different things, then after a while I'll hopefully find my style
>>687992611
O shit waddup
>>687992361
Hello miho
>>687992621
Isn't this a bit early of a claim for you :^)
>>687992696
Take it easy shiro
>>687992698
>>687992902
Hmmmmm?~
>>687992411
>>687992372
Two Führers
Claimed
Grade a waifs here
>>687993073
Waddup smuggums?
>>687992696
I just got here aswell.
Sleep well Shiro.
CLAIMED
Best German CV claimed
>it's not a suicide if you are dead inside
Hello everybody!
How do you do ?
>>687993017
Hi, hi! What kind of stories do you like to write, anon?
>>687993071
I understand. Art is a tricky subject like that. Most artists I know never feel they have become an artist. Then, they look back on everything they created, and realize perhaps they were.
What are you practicing?
(I claim Yuna.)
>>687993016
>just another day of waking up at 5pm rattle
>>687993296
Hallo
>>687993436
How did you feel about X2?
>>687992896
Hallo Akiko
>>687993073
Hello, how's it going?
>>687993436
I'm trying to get bodies done and the same with faces. I was told to go to ic, that drawing board, and use the stickies. I'm hoping to improve in someway, and find my style
>>687992902
But I've been the nurse playing this...
>>687993681
Whoops forgot picture
>>687993202
It's dat luna
>>687993296
Sore lol. You?
>>687993681
See the reply right above your's
>>687993436
I forgot that she had heterochromia too, that makes her so much more awesome.
>>687993017
Actually I write too, and I'm pleased to see someone in these threads that could actually read my texts.
>>687993073
I never asked for this :^)
>>687993016
Kek, it used to be easy though. Not having anything to do in the day really changed that.
>>687993436
Pretty much anything. But usually is some Slice of Life thing. And ya ?
>>687993863
Whenever you want me to read it, I will
>>687993017
Of course you can play if Makoto agrees
>>687993073
Hmmmmm!~
>>687993723
Aren't you feeling a bit warm? Take off your clothes and let me cool you down.
>Let me give you a sponge bath.>>687993743
>>687993519
Good morning(?) Sachi.
How're you?
>Rattle rattle
>>687993869
NEET is hard.
Disregard that last quote.
>>687993748
How are you my little smuggums?
>>687993988
>>687994052
Wow I'm bad.
>>687993563
I didn't hate Final Fantasy X-2, but I didn't feel it lived up to Final Fantasy X. I still enjoyed the game, but I wouldn't place it among the top 10 best FF games.
What did you think about Final Fantasy X-2?
>>687993681
Good luck finding your style!
Who are your top five favorite K-On girls?
Guess i'll claim mercy
>>687993519
Hello Sachi !
Glad to see you here ! How you doing ?
>>687993748
>Nice smug
Ehh im fine , just lurking treads and drinking coffee.
>>687994368
>Best character in game
>>687994110
Combat mechanics were interesting, but still a downgrade from FFX considering it has my favourite combat system out of any FF.
Plotwise... I disliked it, I really enjoyed FFX ending and despite what some people say that it's cliché etc I think it should have ended there.
>>687993942
Glad to know that, I will remember if I write something new that I don't consider to be entirely cringe.
>>687994110
Dress Up Final Fantasy was one of my favorite.
It went back to a classic Job System, and it even had a cosmetic attribute. Cute outfits man. Only thing I really disliked was Payne. Also Rikku's new look was slutty cute. But even the combat was good, action bars with a semi turn based aspect.
Bur seriously, cute girls, cute outfits. Call me a faggot but I play female characters to dress them up cutely.
Dungeon Fighter was fun for me.
>>687993657
Hallo
Are you new
I don't think we've met before but I'm probably wrong because I have a horrible memory that can't hold onto anything longer than a week. I really like your waifu even though she's technically 3D
>>687994110
I haven't seen K-On yet but I like Mugi
>>687994427
best soccer mom. I just recently got her legendary skin, so she's my go to support.
>>687994110
>top five favorite K-On girls
Yui > Everyone else.
>>687993748
What?
>>687993988
>>687994100
Oh
>>687994110
Thanks. Hmm, I'm not sure. Asuza is worst. If I ranked them Mugi or one of the others might see. It's hard to say
>>687994100
>>687993988
This game seems too wet. Can't I just go play with the ribbon again?
And I don't mind if more people play, it's always funner with more!
Dio-sama...
Now that I've woken up from a dream where I missed the super intense ending because I suddenly decided to move my body for some reasons, wich woke me up, masturbated furiously in my bed for around 2 hours with a dick that had a need to pee, took a shower while being lost in thoughs and made myself some pop tarts. I am now ready to watch more higurashi and hopefully some time today I will finally reach the scene where the loli stabs herself in the head repeatedly. As much as the small clip I've seen was fucking hilarious, I am still curious as to why she commited suicide after all.
Claiming again
>>687993869
Insomnia with the rattles?
>>687993988
Hmmmmmm?~
>>687994091
I'm pretty sore lol. You? I'm not familiar with you but have we met?
>>687994427
Thank you. Hazelnut?
>>687994657
I'm sore from work last night lol
>>687994701
I would love to play the ribbon game.
>Let me just put this one strand over your eyes~
>>687994595
I don't mind if it's cringe
>>687994922
No i don't think so
>i can call you smuggums, right?
Tsukasa claimed!
>>687994595
You should like Mio instead, best girl
>>687994922
Oh I see, I got lost in the replies. You should rest up then
>>687994737
Okay, Vigil.
You made me.
>>687995074
God damnit forgot pic
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>687994946
I may not be very good at ribbon, but I don't think it's supposed to go on your mouth...
>>687995149
Long time no see.
How are ya?
Shiki claimed
trying again.
>>687994595
>I really like your waifu even though she's technically 3D
At least he is waifuing a fictional character and not an actual person. If he can keep up with these 2d pics it would be nice but let's see how long does he last.
>>687995149
Cutest from Lucky Star.
>>687994467
It was nice seeing a sequel. But I get what you mean about the story could have ended there and still been fitting.
The combat is indeed tight in Final Fantasy X. So were the graphics and music. The whole is fantastic.
Did you like Blitzball?
>>687994549
I feel the same! Cute dress-up games are the best. It's the whole reason I would play DOA Volleyball. Because i's a dress-up simulator.
I wasn't big on Paine's character, either. She was basically filler for Lulu, since Lulu couldn't be a starring character. (Which sucked.)
Is FFX-2 your favorite Final Fantasy?
>>687994595
Mugi wugi~
>>687994620
Yui phooey~
>>687994657
Why is Asuza the worst? (laughs)
If 0000000 get, waifu and banana threads are banned from b forever.
>>687994044
tired still
>rattle
>>687994427
fine apart from being tired
>>687995482
>facebook image
Kill yourself
>>687995470
She just didn't feel as right. She was added in, and I felt she killed it more. I don't hate her, but she could had been better. She got better towards the end, at least.
>>687995470
A lot, I had a separate save file just to play tons and tons of blitzball. X soundtrack is indeed great, both the original and the remaster are good but their charm differs a bit.
>blitzball standalone game when?
>>687995229
I'm not vigil you sack of shit I'm the far more charismatic Dio
>>687994737
>masturbated furiously in my bed for around 2 hours with a dick that had a need to pee
>loli stabs herself in the head repeatedly
>
>>687995015
I loved the books and the movies redeemed themself with the special effects
Still it's more of a celeb waifu
>>687995159
I haven't seen K-On yet so I'm purely judging by design
>>687995195
You know you're my nigga
And Mugi is hella cute. Dat eyebrow game is on point too
>>687995442
I wasn't complaining. Luna was my favorite female char in Harry Potter. Very quirky and interesting, especially compared to Hermione who had a pretty dull personality
>>687995470
wut?
>>687995336
It's a special version of ribbon.
>you also need candles.
You're being very lewd right now.
>Im loving it.
>>687994737
You always have the most interesting things to say, My Lord.
>>687994044
Since that job never called back it really is.
>>687994922
Wouldn't classify it as that yet. Just need to get this schedule in order again.
>>687995074
Go on ahead! I don't mind. Are you new?
>>687995159
I got 6 jobs I don't get tired!
>>687995841
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>687995482
Reroll
>>687995861
So you just fucked up your circadian cycle?
>shinoa
>>687995470
No, that does go to X. But my nostalgia glasses are pretty fogged with FF games.
But maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Tidus. I named him Asshole my first run. I thought I was being funny, but it worked completely.
>Hah hah hah hah!
The combat was boring buuut there was a lot of collectible BS and I'm a sucker for collecting shit in games. Like Stones of Barenziah. Now I get gems like crazy.
>>687995765
You should watch it, then come to speak about how great Mio is
>>687995896
Why so many? That sounds like death
>>687994598
Well i only get pne of the shiites skins in OW
>Symetria Architect
Want to kill my self..
>>687994922
Nahh .. 100% Arabica with milk
>>687995483
>tired
After job ?
Crona claimed for genderless waifu. Whatup.
>>687995896
To /waifu/ I am
Before I came to /waifu/ i just browsed /lit/, /a/, and /b/
>>687995483
>Tired rattles
>>687995748
>I'm the loli lover, Dio
>>687995861
Know the feeling.
>>687996140
I keep on forgetting pic, I'm embarassed
>>687996082
>poo in the loo
I'm sorry my son
What's your favorite character so far?
>>687996033
>The combat was boring
I have to disagree, sure it's easy like every other FF, but I loved the CTBS, being able to preview turn orders, the summon system, the character swapping mid fight and the fact that every character had a role and npc's they were stronger against.
>inb4 you only need Auron, Tidus, Wakka and Yuna
>>687996082
nope im neet
>>687996168
>loli rattles
>>687995838
Candles? What for? Pumpkins? Is it October already?
>>687996168
I don't love loli you fucking cunt I am a selfish sack of shit that hates most people around him and not even as some sort of "Uhghghn I wos bulid n scool guis b mean peeps h8 em so much mayn" but rather in a "Fucking disgusting filthy peasants all around the place" I have some sort of superiority complex and most importantly I fucking hate childrens, they are retarded sacks of undisciplined shit , but even after all that I still love being a healer due to the possible scenario where a big hero man goes "Uguhgng gnnnananann I am gr8 shame, I git rekt by lil mob cunts I am shame to famiry n' to country, I am shame to all" but then I would arrive and be like "Worry not, lost lamb, I shall be your savior" and healt he cunt with some OP ass healing spell and the guy goes "wow thx m8" and I'd hold him in my arms and look at him directly in the eyes as I would whisper "You are nothing without me you fucking useless sack of shit"
>>687996379
Rikku Auron and Asshole was my main. I kept Yuna on the back burner because Yu-Yevon becomes as powerful as your Aeons, and they progress with Yuna.
Wakka sucked, he couldn't even Blitzball good. But he is best bro and scored the winning goal with Lulu. Mmmm... Lulu.
>>687996570
I don't love loli you fucking cunt I am a selfish sack of shit that hates most people around him and not even as some sort of "Uhghghn I wos bulid n scool guis b mean peeps h8 em so much mayn" but rather in a "Fucking disgusting filthy peasants all around the place" I have some sort of superiority complex and most importantly I fucking hate childrens, they are retarded sacks of undisciplined shit , but even after all that I still love being a healer due to the possible scenario where a big hero man goes "Uguhgng gnnnananann I am gr8 shame, I git rekt by lil mob cunts I am shame to famiry n' to country, I am shame to all" but then I would arrive and be like "Worry not, lost lamb, I shall be your savior" and healt he cunt with some OP ass healing spell and the guy goes "wow thx m8" and I'd hold him in my arms and look at him directly in the eyes as I would whisper "You are nothing without me you fucking useless sack of shit"
>>687996570
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
>>687996570
So... You'll love lolis in a tsundere way, but only in times of desperate need?
>>687995673
At least agree her cat ears were cute? =^-^=
>>687995746
I would totally buy a Blitzball spin-off game. So is Final Fantasy X your favorite?
>>687996033
Oh gosh, don't remind me of that awful laughing scene! When I first played that scene, my mom was in the other room asking what was going on. (laughs)
Zidane is way cooler than Tidus. Ever play FF IX?
>>687996760
I HAVE A NEED TO TYPE
>>687996872
I SHALL NEVER
>>687996034
I could probably find some time after the finals. Only 2 more weeks. How many episodes is it?
>>687996082
>Symmetra architech
Condolences
>>687996287
Mei is bae
Tracer is cancer. Fucking useless annoying pseudo british lesbian loli piece of shit
>>687996570
>opinion on children
Whole heartedly agreed. Fuck those little shits. Whenever I have to visit my nephes I hold back the urge to punch them in their prepubescent face
>healer
>obligatory slut comment
Wew lad I haven't looked at it that way, but the healer truly is mvp
I wanna see you all do this to real women
>tries to claim cute girl on subway
>she accepts it because it's normal
>every guy now looking around for a girl to claim
>everyone feeling up their new waifus
>subway car stops
>doors open
>everyone staring in as every guy and girl having mass orgy
>skip forward, it catches on like wildfire
>germany stops getting cucked by refugees
>brits grow some balls and take their women back
>mfw waifu claiming saves europe from terrorist attacks
>>687996543
>For the hit wax of course.
If it was Halloween who would you dress up as? Would you be in a skirt?
>You can be my succubus any time.
>>687997088
My genji is legit though. (galko)
also tracer is fun
>>687995973
Yep you know this isn't my regular time. Kek, far from it. Been staying up longer than expected and now it's time to pay for that..
>>687996168
When you actually want to get out there and do it no one wants to oblige. Anyways, what are you up to?
>>687996622
>Rikku as main
Noice, she was insane if you knew the right combinations for her overdrive, it felt really satisfying for me have her wander through Auron/Tidus grid to get her to hit hard with basic attacks.
>he couldn't even Blitzball good
It was a good starting pick considering how much you pay for him. It must have been really hard to score with Lulu... just the time it takes to take all those belts from her.
>>687996745
I want to ***** with Konata.
- Kagami
>>687997009
It has my favourite combat and growth system, but overall IX is my favourite.
>>687997009
Mmm okay fine they were cute.
>>687997088
It's been a while since I watched it, maybe around 30 or something. There's a movie too, but I have yet to watch that.
>>687997335
>I want to ***** with Konata.
What did she mean by this?
>>687997272
I fucking hate tracer's shitty ass british accent it makes me want to rip my ears off even though that wouldn't make me deaf.
>>687997236
Hit wax?
And I suppose if you're going as an angel, I could go as the devil...
>>687997009
Neh. I get my jrpg fix thru other means. Golden Sun... Others too lazy to name.
But otherwise only a handful, and hard to admit, but I've only finished X and X2.
>>687997432
D'va tilts me, she is obnoxious as hell. And shes Korean like me so....
>>687996034
I'm sorry it's a song lyrics lol. But I tried getting more sleep. I can only sleep 4-6 hours a day now
>>687996082
Never heard of arabica. Then again I'm not really a coffee guy
>>687996140
It happens lol. But that's quite often. You've been lurking?
>>687997316
What's your usual time getting off?
claimed
>>687997335
w-what??? she didn't mean anything like that!!
it just bleeped out the word paint! yeah...that's it
>>687997335
>belts
Look at her dress again.
You could just pull it down.
Snek a cute.
>>687997643
As of now or back then?
>>687997016
So tsundere. Embrace the loli, Dio.
>>687997316
Wasting some time before leaving to play d&d because I WOKE UP TOO FUCKING EARLY ASDFJKL;.
How about you?
>>687997811
Sure...paint.
You're in denial Kagami.
>>687997335
>Lulu's belts
>>687997406
They do look better on Mio. I will not lie. (I bet Mio is a good face licker.)
>>687997518
Golden Sun is a novel of text-reading Who is the boy with psychic powers? I like him.
>>687997505
>Hot wax
I'll make a deal with the devil for a night with you~
>Nice choker.
Claimed
>>687997643
Why so little? As of work or something else?
>>687998093
Mio is the best. Cat ears win
>>687997421
Well memed.
>>687997811
You jelly?
>>687997643
Yeah quite a bit recently
>>687998008
am not!!! im not in denial!!
>>687998426
u-uhmmm, yeah...
>are you?
>>687998214
Where is your sister? I like her better
>>687998168
Then again, I could also go as a cat...
>>687992361
>>687998340
Mio is my all-time favorite anime girl. I came here to claim here, but someone beat me to it
Fuuuuuuck
