Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>687982598
kagami claimed!!!
>>687981574
Haha, I'm already laying down. Hopefully it won't really get hot like it has the last 2 days.
Also, welfare pancakes.
>Flour
>Water
Tada, go cook them up.
>>687981757
>Not just having a team of 6 Sylveons
Step it up senpai.
>>687981779
Spoon? But I don't even have a fork or knife to go with it...
>it's a Gene gets challenged to a duel and almost rapes Melfina episode
Rosalina sat politely in her evening dress
Unaware of the jealous eyes peering at her breast
Sweet and innocent, but clueless at best
Attractive and youthful, from eyes, to hips, to chest
A malicious brunette couldn't help but stare
Neither could she hide an evil glare
For the princess covered in blonde hair
With bouncing boobies leaning out from her chair
(I feel like writing more, so feel free to post an image with a request.)
Tohka ckaimed!
Claiming, how are you all?
Claimed
Praise the sun
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>687982598
Noice.
>>687982491
But... Klefki is awesome.
>>687982159
I don't see why it would have to be silently... I sure am awkward, but the ice would have been broken after every discussion we had in the thread. I think the most awkward part would be getting each other name down instead of calling them by their waifu. I think you would be one of the lucky cases where we can just call you by a cool nickname.
>>687983147
>>687982974
Mediocre. Watching some K-On. How about you?
>>687983054
You doing well mama seaport?
>>687982899
I had such high hopes for that series. Stopped like, 2 episodes into season 2. Did it ever get more serious than harem anime #236?
>>687982974
Mildly entertained!
How about you?
Yotsuba
claimed, leela. fuck you yes i can do this.
>>687982598
8ch is over but libre chan net is still up. Lots to see there.
>>687982746
Well if we spoon I'll be sure to fork you until your knife ends. Smashing that glass and playing with your bowls.
>[insert food pun here]
>>687983065
i guess lol, but just because you think so....
>it's a freakin key ring!!! lol
>>687982974
We meet, again!
Is Overwatch really the only game you play? There must be more games you're interested in?
>>687982897
I knew it looked familiar.
I'd fuck the Colombian chick over Marilyn.
>>687983300
whoops!! forgot pic...
>>687983210
playing overwatch with dem bois
finally
>>687983241
As always.
Claiming Nipaa Witch.
Can anyone tell me what'd be a good place for some small rp fun? Is there a board for it?
>>687983262
No one was denying your claim. Great tier waifu there mate.
>>687983395
Shit. I mean Jayne Mansfield, not Marylin.
Claiming Yuna.
How is everyone?
>>687983300
Simple designs are cool... and wouldn't you love to have a cute prankster key ring?
>perhaps I only started to like it because it's stronk... but usually I'm the other way around with things like that so idk
>>687983291
Pfffft, oh man. You really went for it on that one! Oh god my sides.
>>687983262
You can, but Petite Amazon Woman is best girl.
>cyclops
How do you get past the eye? One big ol' eye staring you down. I'd be worried this beholder is about to summon some kind of demon.
Fukken A.
>>687983700
>cute prankster key ring
What is that?
>claiming yume
>>687982598
the legs are perfect in this one
>>687983833
Klefki.
>>687983700
hmmmm, well when you put it like that...cute things are best things lol
>im the same, if it looks good, it's better kek
>>687983530
Not that I know of, friend. There's /ERP/ in /trash/ but I doubt that's what you're lookin' for.
>>687983759
I live to please.
>Pleasing you right now.
>>687983241
Who's your favourite character in it so far? I'm good, just playing some overwatch with people from these threads
>>687983256
Why's that? I'm alright, playing some Overwatch like usual
>>687983335
Oh hello again. Well right now it's the only thing I'm playing. But I have the new Warhammer game to play still, and some other things. But it's just the most fun right now.
Who else loves it when cute girls play practical jokes and/or tease their male counterparts in animes and such?
>>687984345
cuckimus maximus
>>687984258
Well if you weren't, I wouldn't be replying, isn't that right?
>>687984277
Mizore is fairly entertaining.
>>687984277
Ritsu and Ui. Almost finished with season two.
>>687983147
What the fuck is this fucking shit you fucking shitters?
>>687983463
Yeah finally but you're shitty sandnigger internet fails on us every 30 seconds
>>687984345
What are you a fucing beta cuck?
Morning.
>>687984590
So you are pleased...
>My plans are working purrfectly
>Cathoodie.png
>>687984812
Good morning.
How are you?
>>687984345
AKA I crave attention from women in any form
>>687984675
Not Mio? I don't think Mugi would be pleased to hear that either
>>687984590
Oh I see
Heard you guys talking shit about me
>Chara claimed
>>687984812
Morning brazil
>>687985069
Karen! This time I've got the trips!
>>687984277
Is Warhammer a real-time strategy game?
I wanna play Rome: Total War.
>>687984985
Kinda sleepy but alive. And the same old nightmares fucking me.
>>687985069
Howdy, Karen ?
Anons, where you take a picture? Share please reference.
>>687984872
Plans? What plans?
>>687985152
Claimed
>McCree main
>>687985238
What do ya mean ?
>>687985238
>where you take a picture
Wat?
>>687985236
Nightmares uh?
Doesn't sound like a fun time.
Good to see you anyways.
>>687985408
Syndra.
>>687985390
Yes
Deviantart, Pixiv?
>>687985236
Doing fine, brazil, how are you doing? How was your day so far?
>>687985250
Plans within plans
>Ice queen quotes
>The plan to get you lewd of course
>>687985508
>meow
>>687985164
Yeah it is, like the other total war games. I think. I have barely touched it because of Overwatch, and I don't feel like playing a RTS at the moment
>>687985508
Cat.
>>687985550
I think I'm getting used to it. It doesn't scare me how it used to do.
>>687985585
Don't really know. It's 12:35 PM here and I just woke up
>>687985238
pixiv.net
danbooru.donmai.us
yande.re
>>>/hr/
>>>/c/
>>>/w/
>>687985811
kek, any plans for the weekend?
Family is out for the day so I'm playing overwatch with some guys from the thread
>>687985578
Oh. Everywhere you can find them, really.
Pixiv
danbooru
/c/
infinity chan
Deviantart
Tumblr
Just turn over every rock possible.
Time to go do things, the lurk will have to end for the time being. Have fun, everybody.
>>687985550
Kyouko.
>>687985683
Cat?
>>687985626
I thought I told you yesterday you weren't gunna get me lewd!
And you're not even a Birb!
>>687985683
This is a Birb!
>>687985957
See you later Renge.
>>687985935
Eat the last hominy (3 days in a roll) and just lay on the bed while I'm without a PC
>>687986012
That's why it's a plan!
>One that's working so far.
>You little minx, you.
Best type moon claimed
Fuck stairs for the next 3 days.
Hello all! How is /waifu/ today?
>>687985957
Take care man
>>687986012
Cat.
>>687986003
Hai Syndra!
>>687986296
Hoping I was better.
>>687985647
You sound really hooked on Overwatch. Favorite character?
Have any sexual images of Mio?
>>687986508
>Have any sexual images of Mio?
wewlad
>>687986176
It is? What's a minx?
>>687986296
Sup Smuggles!
>>687986465
Birb!
>>687986622
You've obviously never seen the show. It's full of ecchi moments.
>>687986394
MY SWEET CINNABUN!
How are you?
>
>>687986504
Need to vent out?
>>687986645
Hello makoto. How are you, my dude?
>>687986645
Cat o/
>>687986105
Posting from phone? where's your computer?
>>687986645
Messed up, meant lynx.
I would cuddle and pet the he'll out of you.
>rubbing your belly and kissing your forehead
>>687986508
I don't have a favourite. I jump from character to character. Genji is fun though, the ability to climb over walls is fun. Why do you ask?
>>687986270
Shiki.
Really nice pic.
>>687986791
>ecchi
Inigo Montoya.jpg
>>687986986
Yep. I fucked up my HD.
I think I will sell that shit to some normie and save money to a better one
>>687986878
I suppose I just hate seeing my mother in the hospital. I can't stand her looking so helpless. Hopefully after her surgery she'll get out soon after that. I just hate feeling like I can't help people, especially someone as close to me as my mother.
>>687986791
K-On isn't ecchi.
>>687987083
Because Mio is sexy and cute. Ecchi for the win.
>>687986878
Mildly entertained for the morning. How about you?
>>687986915
Birb!
>>687987019
I feel like that's not all you'd be doing..
>>687987286
Cat
peta
>>687987157
Thank you it was just uploaded to pixiv today. There's never enough void related pictures.
>>687987239
wew lad
>>687987192
Probably a good idea, how much would it cost to repair it?
>>687987286
Oh, would you like it if I pet you lower?
>or kissed a little lower
>>687987239
I'm going to say no comment for now
>>687987367
Birb.
>>687987572
>Pet
>Kiss
Something in me is saying that those aren't the right terms...
>>687987522
Repairing HDDs is generally not feasible.
Vampire claim
>>687987903
>Pet
>Kiss
>Rub
>Lick
All the same thing.
>>687987235
I know you sent this before and I'm not sure if it's a reference to something or not
>>687987286
I see that lol unless it's irl. Sore all over. But last night was epic
>>687987522
Something about R$ 500 or USD 50
Even tho it doesn't seem to be much, here USD 50 is a lot of money
>>687988109
Gross!
>>687988249
Do you want some to shiro?
>I can share
>>687988014
>>687988224
Whatever then man. Don't know why I'd lie about something like that to someone I consider a friend.
>>687988331
No.
>>687987522
God fucking dammit.
Sleep is hard.
>>687987952
For real? Would it be better to just buy a new one?
>>687988236
No I get you, 50 USD is a lot
What would you buy if you think you're going to go for a new one?
>>687988743
I will rape you with a rake.
>>687988899
That sounds painful.
>>687988798
Yeah, at least you can get a new 1tb for 60$ and stores charge more just to recover the data on a broken drive.
>>687988109
I'm not even sure what you'd be rubbing. My stomach?
>>687988224
Irl? Huh?
Oh god my sides are beyond orbit.
>>687989005
It's what thumbnail-posters deserve.
>>687989045
at least here*
Cats
>>687988578
I deeply apologize dude. What happened?
>>687988770
Git gud
>>687989382
Or Shinobu posters in general.
>>687989334
Wew lad
>shi
>>687988770
Welcome to the club :^)
>>687989334
Itd be lower than your stomach. Thas where I started anyway.
>That pose is great.
>>687989382
>It's what thumbnail-posters deserve.
Don't forget about sample posters.
>>687988798
Oi, are you baking next thread or should I do it?
>>687989414
Yes.
>>687989418
I didn't learn the specifics as not to worry myself. Something about kidneys and gall bladder.
>>687989418
I'm trying. pls b nice.
>>687989555
>Checked
No kidding. /Waifu/ is like insomnia central.
Hallo mein friends
>>687989511
I like smug, bandaids and Maaya Sakamoto; Shinobu isn't half-bad.
>>687989650
>Don't forget about sample posters.
We all screw up sometimes with samples, and they're not always immediately obvious.
>>687985375
Boost the dmg of the McBirb to get all the assists
>>687989650
Go ahead kyouko
>>687989838
Heil hitler!
>>687989045
Oh yeah, makes sense I guess
>>687989569
....my legs?
>>687989838
Sup Fuher.
>>687989913
>We all screw up sometimes with samples
No no, I mean people thave have the filename blatantly saying SAMPLE.
Doesn't get more obvious than that.
>>687989838
Guten nachmittag Hitler. How're you?
>>687989988
Oberleutnant Karen? How are du today
>>687989834
Been getting worse as of late. How many attempts have you made?
>>687988798
Maybe one from Alienware. They have just arrived in Brazil
>>687990138
>thave
What the fuck
That*
>>687990218
I am guy, danke fur asking. Today's weather is good for park walking
Und how are du?
>>687990138
Yeah that's being pretty fucking retarded.
>>687990332
gut*
>>687990062
All legs in every waifu thread belong to me
no exception
>>687989988
Привет
>>687990062
Yeah, your legs, hips, and waist...
>your ass and between your legs are in that zone too.
That pic
>Hnnnnggg
>>687982598
all this thread
>>687990276
Attempts? Haven't been counting.
But this is the second night in a row on 4 hours.
>>687990332
Tired, but pretty good. Thanks.
>>687989838
Heil Reich!
>>687989913
Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes things are mistakes. Shinobu is an example of a mistake.
>>687987695
Maybe I worded that wrong. I didn't mean hentai or anything like that. Just something attractive and kinda ecchi like from the show.
Other than playing Overwatch, what are your other hobbies?
>>687990445
Eh? What would you want to do there?!
>>687991076
Ich would invade das zone like Poland
>>687989816
Hope it isn't a failure
>>687989834
I am don't worry
>>687989838
Hello hitler. How are you?
>>687989932
See for legs
>>687990062
>>687991297
see>>687990399
>>687991433
Shit I'm late!
>shinoa
>>687991076
Play with and please you of course!
>Panties around the ankle
>Mybodyisready.gif
>>687991192
Hitler gets it.
>>687991192
Fucking oh god, my sides aren't even in this galaxy anymore. Thank you Hitler, thank you.
Tenryuu claimed
>>687991297
Hallo smug Frau
I am gut. Was are du plans fur today?
>>687991867
Führer
>>687990976
I might have some stuff, some where. My folders are a mess right now, I'm trying to get my Mio folder sorted out. I guess art is my other hobby, not that I'm that good yet. I'm still practising. You?