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Carrying on guys
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Finger my asshole please
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Send her this, with "Never gonna gas you up, never gonna hang you down"
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Send the last dubs
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>>687979474
>>687979189
I can get you and my sister together to discuss a plan of action if you'd like? my dick has a very particular shape/smell and it needs a particular method to operate as such. it's certainly no plug and play matter
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Dance on my dick and call me johnny
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>>687979474
sorry that was my son, he has autism haha
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Fuck you, you will never understand my pain
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>>687979474
A titfuck would help ;)
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A pic of your tits would really help
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>>687979682
roll
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>>687979774
Roll
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>>687979474

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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>>687979823
Reroll
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Send pics of old naked guys
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Tiktok
My nignog
Your Bf is cheating on you
With me
I gotta pee
Niggers suck
Peace out
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>>687979748
roll up
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You have beautifull eyes
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Yes, there is much pain in my existence. But just chatting with you offered me so much relief :) we should do this more often. Have you considered becoming a callgirl? You would be very good at it!
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You know your boyfriend almost // wrists because of you.
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Im about to kill myself and your love is the only thing i need. I just want to cuddle up next to you. Youre so beautiful like a delicate flower.
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>>687979866
Winrar
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>>687979682
ayy
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>>687979783
Roll
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Is it ok if i come over and see you?
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>>687979900
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>>687979900
Dub dubs winrar
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>>687979880
Rerollerinodino
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>>687979930
Reroll
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>>687979880
Rollin for dis
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>>687979682
kek, rolling
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>>687980022
OH SHIT THE GETS IN THESE THREADS
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my brother is going to murder you and your family
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jew
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You look like a human sized thumb
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>>687980004
Say something a little more insightful. It's like I'm at the Gathering of the Juggalos when I talk to you.
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>>687980088
Winrar
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>>687980004
how i would adore to drag my sack tenderly across them. I call it 'eyeballing'. my scrot is freshly shorn for the occasion
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>>687980004
Videochat with me baby, I'm so hard
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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
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Vote for Rand H. Paul in the 2016 elections to help stop America from becoming a Communist Nation, much like that of the USSR, under the Presidential Dictatorship of Bernard Sanders of the Jewish Heritage.
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>>687980113
Rollin'
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Say did you knew that alibabba is inside of your saslik baba
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Go and suck nigger dick
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Send her this
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>>687980203
Roll
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>>687980147
Roll
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She's not replying /B/
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I hate stupid niggers
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If you care about your brother , accept it
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>>687979682
rolleroni
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>>687980147
Rolling
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>>687980112
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS ON A POST LINKED TO DUB DUBS.
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>>687980004
My fist is stuck in my asshole, could you please come over and help me get it out.
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>>687980252
rolling
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>>687980273
send dick pic
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>>687980331
Kek rolling
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>>687980203
Roll
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>>687980168
they see me rollin
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>>687980344
Winrar
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My memes are hot and spicy
Chicken and ricey
Too damn nicey
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>>687980344
Winrarrrrrrr
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Can i lick your anus
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>>687980367
roll
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>>687979682
GET?
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>>687980344
Roll
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>>687979682
Rollin like Fred Durst
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>>687980344
do it OP
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For how much cash would you have sex with me? Please, I'm lonely
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>>687980203
rolling
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>>687980344
Kek
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Do you hate niggers?
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>>687980004
I'm serious would you take 5 grand to fuck me
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>>687980531
Yes
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>>687980519
OH SHIT CONTEXT
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I'M GONNA KRIS KRINGLE MY JINGLECOCK UP YOUR ASSCHIMNEY, YOU SLUTTY RAPERUDOLPH.
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>>687980566
winrar
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I swear if you won't go on a date with me I'll cut my wrist (if she says no, send pic of someone who cut already)
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>>687980519
You will never understand my pain
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>>687980561
Roll
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>>687980519
I want anal fist you!
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>>687980519
I'll stop bothering you if you send me 1 nude. Deal?
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>>687980573
Re
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>>687980519
tap the heart thing
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i just want to fuck you :(
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>>687980573
O shit waddup

(Send that OP)
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Because Hitler Said so...
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>>687980113
roll
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>>687980566
Winrar Op do it
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>>687979682
ROLLING IN MY ROLL
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>>687980655
Already done earlier
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>>687980519
say you have a confession to make and when she asks what it is, say your actually a nigger
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Cum here hunny. Gimme teh munniez I gib yu teh sucky sucky rong time bb
Me rub yu rong time
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>>687980687
Reroll
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>>687980519
Do you despise the Jews as much as I do?
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Des, my dear, I offer you
This composition of mine
A proposition when you see it through
Of my love for you it shall be sign
You're more to me than just a chat partner
To me you're the most beautiful angel
Your face does all my pain allay
Yet you pass me like a stranger
Des, be my girlfiend!
I know I'm not the most good looking
But I'll do anything - anything you want
For you I'll even start cooking
Des, you're the one for me
You know it as well as I
We haven't chatted much, but enough
To know what within our hearts lies
O, siren, heed my call!
Would you let this wayward man fall?
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>>687980610
rolling
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>>687980561
roll
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>>687980628
Re
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>>687980748
roll
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if you block me it will just be a testament to your puny and laughable intellect. honestly, cant the little lady stand up for herself? although, with a name like desmond, i've had my doubts
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>>687980748
Rollo
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>>687980755
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>>687980519
Link her to this thread and say your sorry
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>>687980755
OH FUCK IT'S CHRISTMAS
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I wanna motorboat your buttcheeks
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>>687980748
This but replace des with nigger
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>>687980755
Winrar!
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>>687980519
Honestly though, OP, why are you doing this? Why are you destroying a friendship with someone who clearly has cared about you when no one else has? You don't have a lot of friends or else you wouldn't be here, so stop ruining of the few you have. Apologize for your actions and get back her heart. This is not worth it.
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>>687979682
roll
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>>687980846
OH FUCK HE DID IT
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>>687980748
rolling
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>>687980566
>>687980561
Rollin
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Is it too late now to say sorry?
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>>687980748
roll
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>>687980820
rolll
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>>687980864
faggot
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>>687980846
HEIL!
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>>687980846
Jesus christ i cant believe you sent my autistic rage fit.
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>>687980700
WINRAR
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>>687980864
Because I'm bored
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>>687980847
Roll
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>>687980864
gay nigger faggot
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>>687980935
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>>687980864
roll
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rg4P4oEd6Gs

Send this link
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>>687980519
You're an attention seeking cunt who's been abandoned by everyone else, that's why you haven't blocked me already
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We are anonymous. We hacked your friends facebook account. We want some nudes of you! Otherwise we will hack your account and get your personal information.
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Because I've been holding back my sexual desires for so long. If I didn't say all of this shit, I would have raped you. Be happy
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>>687980935
roll
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>>687980846
:(
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>>687980846
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb, with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense, not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up, now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm, so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked, could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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>>687980864
say this one, OP
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>>687981018
rolling
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>>687980864
kind of true actually, but fuck it...
friends don't last forever
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>>687980935
Roll
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>>687980844
Winrar
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>>687981087
Roll
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>>687979682
Everyone's posts are getting dubs/trips but mine.
>Inb4 this is actually dubs
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Oh sorry that was my friend. Ikust got back , whats up?? Xd
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I love you
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>>687980844
winrar
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Sorry, it's just a prank. >>687979474
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>>687980820
rolll dahl
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>>687981144
WINRAR
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>>687981144
Fuck me.
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>>687981144
Kek
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>>687981067
Roll
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>>687981144
LEL
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>>687980681
roll
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>>687981163
Roll.
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>>687981144
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>>687981135
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>>687981087
roll
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>>687981018
rolling again
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>>687981144
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>>687980864
roll
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>>687981225
roll dahl
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>>687981200
AGAIN
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>>687981200
Double kek >>687981144
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>>687980519
>throwing out a friendship for the lulz
>and all he said was "Kek"
Dat dedication
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>>687981087
rollin for dius
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>>687981221
reroll
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>>687981200
You winrar again bro
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Sex?
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>>687979474
>>687980113
>>687980700


dont forget this one
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>>687981087
:)
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>>687980864
rolling for this
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>>687981292
Holy shit I just noticed that.
>If it's dubs again, I'll lose my shit.
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>>687981200
;)
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>>687980203
rolll
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>>687981087
It has to be now
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Let me fill your asshole with my smegma
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>>687981384
What about the other one bae?
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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!! GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE!
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>>687981144
>>687981200
Got eem.
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>>687981087
rolling for this too
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op is shit at this

do it to another girl now
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>>687981384
Kek
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>>687981449
DAMN IT, I never get dubs!
RE FUCKING ROLL
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>>687980864
rolll
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>>687981144
WIN
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Is she even replying?
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>>687981276
Rolll for sanity
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>>687981511
winrar
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>>687981511
wizard
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I used to be a renegade, I used to FUCK around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I FUCK my BEES
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES

I FUCK my BEES in FUCK suits, I FUCK them on TV
I'm FUCKing BEES 'most everyday and FUCKing what I FUCKED
They tell me that it's good to FUCK, but I FUCK BEES
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
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>>687981018
Roller
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>>687981511

All you gotta do is ask
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if this gets dubs you have to continue the thread but with a new girl, OP
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>>687981454
I don't know if we should reroll, Rick...
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>>687981144
Double dubs get
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>>687981610
roll
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Ok enough jokes i am ready to tell you the truth...i am a massive faggot who is going to commit suicide tonight and this my autistic way to say goodbye...fist me dady derek
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would you like to join isis with me?
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ey yo ima get real on yall for a sec. ya boyfs a fag, your a dumb slut who aint gettin ya pussy filled, how bout u let a real og with a real d get up in those walls and fill u in everything u been missin girl
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>>687981620
>>687981635
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
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>>687981518
Yes
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>>687981663
Roll
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>>687981694
Roll
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>>687979682
roll
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>>687981663
Roll
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>>687981705
this
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>>687981384
Link her to this website and tell her that it's just a prank bro.
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Meh , shes never going to reply again op. If dubs continue to cousin.
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>>687981705
rolls royce
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>>687981726
oh shit my little brother got a hold op my phone!!!
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>>687981694
Rollin
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>>687981720
Wubba lubba dub dub!
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>>687979682
rollerino
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>>687981726
OH FUCKING SNAP YOU DEFINITELY AREN'T IN THE FRIENDZONE ANYMORE
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>>687981663
Roll
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>>687981799
Winrar
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>>687981663
Reroll
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You could probably get out of this by posting a status about some shitty product and tagging your entire friends list, it'll make it look like you were hacked
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>you will never understand my pain
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>>687981799
Don't do it
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>>687981799
winrar
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>>687981799
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>>687981799
NO
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>>687979682
>Gets double dubs
>Forgets to type "Reroll"
>OP dosen't deliver

FML.
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>>687981726
So im out of the friendzone then?
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>>687981726
Sorry my father was on my phone
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Cmon ... you know i'm kidding lol :)
I did thaat because i want to get your attention, I don't know how to say this, I love you, for all these years I loved you. I'm sorry, would you hang out sometime ? Plz answer, i'm sorry ...
I'm on drugs
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>>687981799
>>687981934
Faggot
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its just a prank bro >>687980864
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>>687981896
Wubba lubba dub dub
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>>687981799
fuck...
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>>687981799
winrar
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>>687981799
4chan is not a website it's the end of Internet
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Call her a nigger
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>>687981934
NOOOOOO
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>>687981934
You did the right thing
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>>687981934
fucking retard

playtime is over faggots, everyone back to class
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She's still mad
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>>687981896
Reroll
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I´m so sorry have been smoking crack! Dammit I might have a drug problem!!!!
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>>687982001
2001 A WUBBA LUNBA DUB DUBDYSSEY!
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Des if you see this, post tits cunt.
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>>687981896
Roll
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>>687981726
YOU THOUGHT INCORRECTLY, WENCH. LONG HAVE I ENDURED YOUR BULLSHIT AT THE MERE PREMISE OF MOISTENING MY MEMBER. LET US DESTROY THE PAST AND THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND MAKE WILD, FRENZIED LOVE BY THE FIREPLACE
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>>687979682
rolling for this
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>>687981934
Sudoku, please.
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Yes , bitch
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>>687982076
what a fucking bitch.
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>>687982076
NOW call her Nigger
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>>687982046
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>>687981934
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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Tell her that she's a nigger and you hate niggers
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Lets spam this threat until it reches error 404
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Yup hopefully she can't see the pictures you posted of her in the last thread, well done OP :)
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>>687982076
If you show me your tits, yes.
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>>687981896
Rolll
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>>687982076
yes. I do. it is just a prank, bro.
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>>687982076

send her the filthy frank greenscreen "you just got pranked" video
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>>687982076
DES WE COMING FOR YOUR ASS. EXPECT USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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but I love you
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>>687981896
This
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Des if you are here screw the faggot op and post tits
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>>687981934
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>687982076
Youre a bitch, GFYS say this
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Baby baby baby baby baaaaaabyyyyy i am sorry :(
I love you, my little peanut butter jellyyyyyhh :(
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>>687982076
Yes.
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>>687981934
But i still want to fuck you
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>>687982147
roll
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>>687982142
RE ROLL
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>>687982191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2vCOzNShng
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>>687981896
Rollll
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>>687981934
Ask her how many fingers she can fit in her cunt
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>>687982244
Win
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>>687982244
Winrar
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>>687982161
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>>687982224
Roll
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>>687982244
kek winrar
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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
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>>687982244
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>>687982295
What the fuck are you doing
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>>687982095
roll
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>>687982266
winrar
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You will never understand my pain
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All these dubs are boring. Time for some quads.
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>>687982076
She will probably hate you more now that you linked her to this shit hole
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>>687982355
WINRAR
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>>687980681
Roll
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>>687982355
Win
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>>687982310
Jfc what's a Rick gotta do for dubs?
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>>687982355
Win
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>>687982355
Winrar
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>>687982355
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Rule one has been defiled, Ed boy.
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>>687982335
Tell her she needs to calm down otherwise you'll be forced to give a good hard dicking
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I'm not even writing what they tell me to write, you can check by yourself
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>>687982335
doesnt matter what you post OP she can see all the comments here, regardless.
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>>687982396
Reroll for the wubs.
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Please don't break up with me hueeeeeeeeeeeeee
I feel so sorry hueeeeeeeeeee hueeeee
I really do hueeeee huee hueeee
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>>687982335
Ask her
how do you tie a noose?
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>>687980700
?
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>>687982446
SHE STILL WANTS DAT D
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Des please post titties
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>>687982475
rollin
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>>687982446
Because you are a fucking whore and deserve it
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