Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

share your uniform pics, unless you're too beta and haven't

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 295
Thread images: 67
share your uniform pics, unless you're too beta and haven't served
>>
You call those boots clean?
>>
File: pure disgust 2.jpg (19 KB, 450x330) Image search: [Google]
pure disgust 2.jpg
19 KB, 450x330
>>
>>687979147
I can only see black boots on a tiled floor....
>>
>>687979383
so the camo worked
>>
File: IMAG0132.jpg (1 MB, 1728x2592) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0132.jpg
1 MB, 1728x2592
>>
>>687979147
what are those?!?!?
>>
File: 1464921136622.jpg (59 KB, 319x233) Image search: [Google]
1464921136622.jpg
59 KB, 319x233
>>687979147
>implying having every man in the country serve in the military wouldn't completely demolish our infrastructure
>implying you don't need average Joes on the assembly lines manufacturing your weapons and STEM nerds to design the weapons
>implying we don't need men to stay home and raise families for future generations of possible soldiers
>implying implications
>>
File: assertive glasses.jpg (36 KB, 557x640) Image search: [Google]
assertive glasses.jpg
36 KB, 557x640
>>687979483
>>
>>687979534
what's wrong with em?
>>
>>687979147

> no ankle support on the boots

Fake and gay. Ankle support is standard issue across the board.
>>
stolen valor?
>>
>>687979816
those are the standard boots for us issued at during bootcamp.
>>
Are those sketchers?
>>
File: 1456015570370.png (249 KB, 1190x906) Image search: [Google]
1456015570370.png
249 KB, 1190x906
>>687979147
>you're too beta and haven't served
Yea cause alphas sign up to be mindless drones for others to control for their own wealth

They washed you good!
>>
>>687980028
You're in the iraqi army i take it?
>>
>>687980125
someone was too fat for PT
>>
would i still be able to join the airforce / army if i had some medical records regarding drug induced psychosis?

they only do a criminal background check right?? they wont dig through your medical records r
>>
File: 34354035493459085348901234.jpg (2 MB, 2979x3623) Image search: [Google]
34354035493459085348901234.jpg
2 MB, 2979x3623
>>
File: enlightened.gif (988 KB, 500x280) Image search: [Google]
enlightened.gif
988 KB, 500x280
>>687979580
Shhhh calm down friend and let op live in his delusions that serving makes him better. Why else would he be shit posting on /b/?
>>
>>
>>687979147
serving in the military is the ultimate in beta
>>
>>687980371
finns sure know how to take a good picture
>>
>>687980509
T-t-thanks
>>
File: delta_force.jpg (132 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google]
delta_force.jpg
132 KB, 800x600
>>687980508
exactly. doesn't get more beta than this guy.
>>
>>687979147
alphas command
>>
>>687979147
>unless you're too beta and haven't served

I don't serve, bitch. You can serve me. Serving anyone or anything is beta as fuck. How can you think taking orders from some cunt with a gold stripe on his uniform isn't beta?
>>
File: login-hero.jpg (92 KB, 387x531) Image search: [Google]
login-hero.jpg
92 KB, 387x531
>>
>>687980597
because learning how to handle weapons, be in top shape, ride on badass vehicles, fight wars and get chicks is beta. Right.
>>
File: mvRnbUHssGd4OpkVZdAq_Qg.jpg (7 KB, 192x225) Image search: [Google]
mvRnbUHssGd4OpkVZdAq_Qg.jpg
7 KB, 192x225
How may I serve you?
>>
>>687980125
Hahaha fucking fat beta
>>
>>687980579
hes obviously gay
>>
>>687979147
M05
>>
>>687980371
asento
>>
>>687979147
you have fucking fat legs dude, how was being a janitor in iraq?
>>
fucking fat lazy faggots here thinking their supposed independent thinking and cowardly faggotry is appealing to females and makes them anything other than proto beta
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (16 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
16 KB, 480x360
This is how you truly serve amerifats
>>
File: 1453732132422.jpg (374 KB, 968x1296) Image search: [Google]
1453732132422.jpg
374 KB, 968x1296
>>687979147
>>
>>687980943
my legs are fine ty
>>
>>687980717
How's fort brag treating you fucking pog
>>
>>687981139
he seems legit
>>
>>687980961
IED-fodder says what?
>>
>>687981139
fake
>>
>>687979580
Wow, somebody failed both math and biology...
>>
>>687981262
nice b8 m8
>>
>>687980961
over here only the nastiest women would fuck a soldier
>>
>>687980445
10/10 I'd fuck her
>>
File: 20160605_105540.jpg (3 MB, 3265x2449) Image search: [Google]
20160605_105540.jpg
3 MB, 3265x2449
>>687979147
My son
>>
>>687981824
Pajeeet...you must choose
>>
>>687981367
its not bait, you dont wear medals and ribbons at the same time
>>
File: image.jpg (54 KB, 692x365) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
54 KB, 692x365
Serving my country
>>
>>687981973
You're kidding, right?
>>
>>687981824

That's JROTC.
>>
>>687982263
He is my son
>>
>>687982200
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>687980216
This. Can't comply with ar600-9
>>
>>687982263
His name is Michael you cocklord
>>
>>687980371
Wow how much training did you have to do to become a blurry piece of gravel, dipshit? Good you didn't go into anything where you had to work with cameras.
>>
File: Screenshot_20160605-110206.png (715 KB, 1440x2560) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20160605-110206.png
715 KB, 1440x2560
>>687981973
>>
File: 20160528_173641.jpg (1 MB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
20160528_173641.jpg
1 MB, 2560x1440
Anybody else working the weekend?
>>
File: detour.jpg (6 KB, 215x149) Image search: [Google]
detour.jpg
6 KB, 215x149
>>
>>687982555
You're running low on juice son
>>
>>687979147
Yeah I don't wanna serve corporate greed and shitty politicians.

Call me when a real war like WWI and WWII kick in, not shit like Bush and Cheney's Iraq and Afghanistan or Hillary's Libya.
>>
File: imgres.jpg (6 KB, 222x227) Image search: [Google]
imgres.jpg
6 KB, 222x227
>>
File: 887896126687123.jpg (28 KB, 472x315) Image search: [Google]
887896126687123.jpg
28 KB, 472x315
>>687982654
>>
>>687979147
>implying alphas serve as cannon fodder like puppets on a string.
>implying an aplha obeys orders without question
>implying that an alpha would willing serve jew masters going atound the world raping ,murdering and stealing in the name of "freedom".
>being this retarded

You dungoofd
>>
>>687982654
Got staff duty today, so thats fun
>>
>>687980371
Haha ei vittu aamuja vitun mortti
Hajoo paskaan ja pakkaseen
x/16 ei kotiudu koskaan
>>
>>687982987
>implying you know anything about alphas
We're all on 4chan here people
>>
Whens the last time you were smoked? Its been over a year for me
>>
>>687981139
Fake or not.. Those dead eyes and depressed face says it all
>>
>>687980717
>top shape
>US military

It's just about the most pathetic "military" in existence, they're even taking women now.
>>
>>687982654
They tell me I need to get this in order. Looked fine to me...
>>
>>687983288
not everybody is American you fat cunt
>>
>>687983073
Kiitos hyvää kuuluu lämpimään kesäiseen reserviin :D
>>
>>687983352
You need that ACH cover.
>>
>>687982807
So you want to serve a purpose during WW1 or WW2 for the existence of a role in the taking of Israel and together with the abolition of Jews... Neat
>>
File: desktop-1431359544.jpg (217 KB, 650x678) Image search: [Google]
desktop-1431359544.jpg
217 KB, 650x678
>>687979147
When I served we didn't wear uniforms. We wore whatever we had. We used captured firearms. We used the jungle. We drove the scumbag americans from our shores. We filled many thousands of body bags with the corpses of invading americans. We sent many dead home dressed in uniforms like yours.

For the glory of North Korea.
>>
>>687983511
It's right under the helmet. Got it freshly issued this morning.
>>
>>687983288
And yet theyll still kick your country ass and give it literally tons of freedom bombs
>>
>>687983504
This is either a weird language, or a bunny on lsd browsing 4chan
>>
File: 20160605_101523.jpg (4 MB, 4032x3024) Image search: [Google]
20160605_101523.jpg
4 MB, 4032x3024
Firefighter/Paramedic master race reporting in
>>
>>687982555
Well I served 10 years in the AF and the story behind this dude was funny. He showed up to his brothers basic training graduation in a fake uniform.

Google MSgt Soup Sanwich
>>
File: 2016-05-28_23.41.40.jpg (450 KB, 1033x2099) Image search: [Google]
2016-05-28_23.41.40.jpg
450 KB, 1033x2099
I do njrotc...
>Inb4 underage Ban
>>
>>687983875
fuck your shoelaces man, what are they doing dangling around like that, you irresponsible prick
>>
>>687983928
Must be proud of all those good behaviour cookies on your chest!
>>
>>687983923
thanks for the info m8, you got my back
>>
>>687982654
No, I am in the Coast Guard. We only guard the coast during the week.
>>
>>687979147
Op u a croat?
>>
>>687984312
no.
>>
>>687983964
They don't go below my sole. Are a good inch from it.
>>
hey guys, im finishing my masters degree in CS.
Is there any way into service that does not require me to serve like 5 years before getitng a good spot?
>>
I'd post mine, but my service doesn't start until June. I'll get back to you then
>>
>>687984616
The fuck you're asking us. Talk to a recruiter and remember he's full of shit anyway.
>>
>>687983928
what town u from bro
>>
File: P1090973.jpg (31 KB, 400x300) Image search: [Google]
P1090973.jpg
31 KB, 400x300
>actually signing up for voluntary profiteering warfare
>1876
>>
>>687984701
Goodspeed to you. Remember: don't ever volunteer for anything. Sit if you can sit, lie down if you can lie down and sleep when you can sleep.
>>
>>687984737
Why...
>>
>>687983073

what is this my summer car?
>>
>>687984703
i did not plan my day around asking this question here m8, just taking a shot. Maybe chill?
>>
>>687984784
nvm, sorry
dyslexicfag
thought it said nj jrotc
>>
>>687984767
But what if I miss something cool by not volunteering?
>>
>>687981824
he hasnt served shit, thats JROTC
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-06-05-10-27-28.jpg (625 KB, 1073x1071) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-06-05-10-27-28.jpg
625 KB, 1073x1071
ON service
>>
File: IMG_20160408_094435.jpg (345 KB, 1676x1591) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160408_094435.jpg
345 KB, 1676x1591
>>
im so alpha for obeying orders like a slave
>>
>>687984616
Talk to an officer recruiter. You need a bachelors or higher to become an officer, yes I understand that a masters is higher, and make sure they don't swindle you into enlisting. Look into the PLC or OCC program for the Marine Corps if that's an interest for you. I don't know shit about the other branches.
>>
>>687985011
NO, HIS NAME IS MICHAEL AND HE IS MY SON.
DO YOU PEOPLEBKNOW HOW TO READ THROUGH THESE THREADS?
>>
>>687979147
joining the US navy this month, fucking excited
>>
>>687985074
slaves ain't getting paid son
>>
>>687979516

Mornings...
>>
File: iusdfhipuESHFIawg.jpg (111 KB, 700x500) Image search: [Google]
iusdfhipuESHFIawg.jpg
111 KB, 700x500
This is me and my friends, when we served
>>
>>687985074
Consider this: because of people who obey orders in the military, you have the freedom to not take orders from anyone.
>>
>>687985266
>>687985313
nice try tho
>>
I don't want to risk my life for a corrupt government and their profit driven wars.

I'd rather be beta than a fuckwit puppet.

Its good though, all of the guys who want to shoot people can go to war and shoot other guys who want to shoot people. Natural selection at its finest.

Thanks for your service you psychopath.
>>
>>687984616
Direct Commission programs. It's like 2-4 weeks of how to out your uniform on. No boot camp.
>>
>>687985090
thank you for the input! I really dont like the idea to work for the profit of some shareholder
>>
>>687979147
glorified, expendable welfare sponges with nothing to live for but to die in the name of another man's interests.

Inb4 muh freedom
>>
>>687985305
I like your friends they seem nice
>>
>>687979147

>Only betas don't serve in military
>Doesn't see irony of being someone's bitch as a profession
>Dat logic
>>
>>687985717
fucking obese communist
>>
>>687984616
>CS?
Cocksucking?
>>
>>687985791

Whatevs. You wanna spend your life as a career kiss-ass / peon? Go for it. Nothing wrong with being a pussy beta sub.
>>
>>687985648
Where's your manhood? Don't you take honor in anything?
>>
>>687985717
In the military, you learn to be a man, and you can't be a man, if you don't sacrifice something (in military's case freedom of choice, which isn't really as extreme as it sounds nowadays) for the benefit or protection of others
>>
>>687985717
>implying you're not going to be someones bitch in any field in order to advance

fucking neet.
>>
>>687979383
>>687979483
samefag
>>
>>687985629
>>687985628
I don't know much about direct commissioning or how it works but basically because you have a higher degree you would start out as an 0-3 (the third officer rank and pay grade) as soon as you go on. Which means more pay and responsibility as soon as you start. Good luck with whatever you do. Despite the assholes who spout "hurr durr slaves just following orders" it's really what you make of it. I met a lot of awesome people and really enjoyed what I did.
>>
>>687983923
i yahoo'd it. fuck you bitch don't tell me what to do
>>
>>687986054
Nope, fuck you
>>
Uniform of cuck more like it. WWII only war that wasn't a politicians or bosses war in last 100 years. Please wake up troops War is a racket.
>>
>>687979147
Fuck everyone in the armed forces. Fucking war criminals
>>
>>687979147
I believe you meant to say, "unless you're not a retard and haven't served". You're government property, faggot.
>>
>>687986343
Mac..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
>>687986468
>I insulted a soldier on the internet, look at me mom, I'm an activist!
>>
>>687986343
>being this mad at getting called a samefag
>taking a picture of computer screen
>macfag

oh my
>>
>>687986529
what, can't afford it faggot?
>>
File: 1446408763732.jpg (1 MB, 1952x3264) Image search: [Google]
1446408763732.jpg
1 MB, 1952x3264
YOU FUCKING BETA FAGGOTS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AROUND REAL BADASSES EVERY DAY.

NONE OF YOU PUSSY SHITS WOULD SAY ANY OF THIS TO MY FACE
>>
>>687982654
>>
yeah i had some shit field op that ruined my weekend pretty much...
>>
>>687986603
got called out. ain't backing down from a punk
>>
>>687982654
>working
>>
I went to college and got a real job. Not some loser who signed up because he couldn't get any other job. Have fun getting yourself killed by sand niggers or by mud like those idiots at fort hood this week.
>>
>>687986032
Correction: in the military, you learn how to follow orders under the guise of some "greater good". First and foremost in the military is obedience. Your squad leader gives you an order--no matter what--you're expected to do it. If you've ever been in, you would know this.

>>687986045
>implying all other careers center around you doing exactly what you're told, when you're told, and how you're told

You really don't know anything about military life at all, do you?
>>
File: 1456089629668.gif (536 KB, 267x200) Image search: [Google]
1456089629668.gif
536 KB, 267x200
>>687986805
>>
>>687986754
We definitely would say all of this to your face cunt
>>
>>687986879
Rarely got told HOW to do something. Usually was "figure it out."
>>
>>687986374
non military fag here
ive worked for a decade as a civilian and still dont even make $35k a year
I struggle to pay for food, housing, and auto
Im going to join just so I dont have to worry about these things, and then I can actually pocket the money I make
>>
>>687986879
>implying thats any different than any other job

the military is just more intense about it.

in any job if you dont do what you're told when and how you're told you'll get fucking fired unless you're some faggot working for minimum wage.
>>
>>687981139
Poor msgt. He's seen some shit.
>>
>>687985628
>>687986205
i don't mind the bootcamp, but i don't think i'm made for years of PT. Maybe i could even just work for a contractor.

I am not afraid of responsiblity and I will consider these options. Thank you guys
>>
>>687986343
You lost all credibility when you took a photo of your computer screen. Goddamn buddy. You know macs have a screenshot function right?
>>
>>687987063
just dont join the marine corp pls for your own good
>>
File: My uniform.jpg (67 KB, 312x478) Image search: [Google]
My uniform.jpg
67 KB, 312x478
>>687979147
>>
File: WP_20160605_16_49_48_Pro[1].jpg (2 MB, 1840x3264) Image search: [Google]
WP_20160605_16_49_48_Pro[1].jpg
2 MB, 1840x3264
>>
>>687980579
This scarf, hmmmm
>>
>>687987244
touché and burn
>>
>>687987015
Point being: tons of careers offer a great deal more freedom. You disobey a superior in a civilian job? Worst they can do is fire you. In the military? You could actually end up in court. Furthermore, other jobs don't stress "be your superior's bitch" in anywhere near the same extreme that the military does. The way they drill it into you is quite literally a form of brainwashing. Can't say that any of my other employers have ever come close to that level of intensity, in terms of trying to make me their personal bitch.
>>
>>687980579

can anybody tell me why americans started doing that whole, faghand weapons grip shit?
I understand the finger off the trigger part.

Is it because of the tendency to hold the rifle higher up to minimize time to aim and fire?
>>
>>687987063
Good cuckboi forgoing your personal freedom worse than a slave who had freedom taken from them
>>
>>687987485
yes, you are a fucking faggot. get a haircut, take your hand out of your pockets, and stop taking selfies you worthless piece of shit
>>
>>687987084
You might as well be saying

>implying 2nd degree murder is any different from mass genocide
>>
File: 20160601_191605-1.jpg (865 KB, 1914x2612) Image search: [Google]
20160601_191605-1.jpg
865 KB, 1914x2612
Combat engineer reporting in
>>
>>687987650
>>687987485
and quit the chair force while you're at it
>>
File: 4chan 3.jpg (326 KB, 1006x1204) Image search: [Google]
4chan 3.jpg
326 KB, 1006x1204
>>
>>687987518
yes. so it can quickly be put into the shoulder and aimed. you answered your own question
>>
Me. I graduated at the top of my class. Who's the beta now, kid?
>>
>>687987726
dat camo pattern. Austria? Israel?
>>
>>687987726
eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy
>>
>>
>>687987518
look how close the stock of the rifle is to the pocket of his shoulder. It wouldn't take but a split second to shoulder, then a the rest of the second to pull the trigger.
>>
>>687987779
are you diving for some shellfish? hahaahahaa
>>
File: army boom woo.jpg (2 MB, 1944x2592) Image search: [Google]
army boom woo.jpg
2 MB, 1944x2592
>>687979147
>>
>>687987548
>personal freedom
yes I guess having to show up to work 40+ hours a week just so I can live on the verge of homelessness is plenty of "personal freedom"
>>
File: 1439532885290.jpg (56 KB, 800x804) Image search: [Google]
1439532885290.jpg
56 KB, 800x804
>>687979147
>beta

Implying that not wanting to risk your life for a shitty country makes you beta. Kill yourself in war

Also you're on 4chan, everybody on 4chan is a beta
>>
File: 1463517568762.jpg (12 KB, 251x242) Image search: [Google]
1463517568762.jpg
12 KB, 251x242
>>687979147
>Actually devoting your free time to fight some retarded governments war that couldn't give less of a fuck about you
>>
>>687987917
>>687987769

thanks for answering, anons.

hrmm, I dunno it seems like the stock is higher than his shoulder tho. why have it so high?
>>
>>687979580
this
>>
>>687987947
I'll have you know that I'm a sniper and have over 300 confirmed kills.
>>
>>687987650
>>687987756

I build bombs so chairs aren't that comfy to me anymore :/

and yeah this was a bit ago hair needed to be cut.
>>
>>687988200
fag
>>
File: Tavor-2081.jpg (103 KB, 900x600) Image search: [Google]
Tavor-2081.jpg
103 KB, 900x600
>>687988133

just sayin'....it seems like it would make more sense to just use bullpups
>>
File: Abu_Ghraib_53.jpg (16 KB, 350x472) Image search: [Google]
Abu_Ghraib_53.jpg
16 KB, 350x472
>>687980125
You will get nothing from flak!

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
>>
>>687988125
Fuck the vets!
>>
>>687988203
just stop. you are a faggot, anything else you say digs you deeper into the worthless faggot hole
>>
>>687987779

That fucking setup makes baby jesus cry. SDVs get it rough man. I bet he was doing flips all over that fspace.
>>
>>687988442
that looks like it smells wonderful
>>
>>687988766
isn't that why i'm on /b/ already?
>>
File: 1464612227960.jpg (61 KB, 413x395) Image search: [Google]
1464612227960.jpg
61 KB, 413x395
>>687988766
>faggot hole
>>
>>687987726
jew!!!
>>
>>687988442
The one thing that pisses me off about those pictures from Abu Ghraib is that little midget bitch smiling like she achieved something. Every single one of those prisoners would be able to fucking murder her if it wasn't for the 100 male guards protecting her smug ass
>>
>>687981824
dad pls stop posting me on these threads.
>>
>>
>>687987726
name of the base?
>>
>>687989470
somewhere in palestine
>>
I don't have a uniform. I work in a biochemistry lab. When working directly with samples I have to wear a lab coat, gloves, and goggles, but that is only like 1/4 of the time. The other 3/4 I'm doing data analysis or just keeping the machines running which allows me to wear whatever I want.
>>
What about if I'm a doctor? Does that count?
>>
>>687981824
>>687989222
Holy shit!!! LOL
>>
>>687989184
its much worse that she did not even spend 2 years in prison for it
>>
Sup
>>
>>687980371
Mene vitun pelle poteroos ja kuole sinne.
>>
>>687989992
country? pattern is unknown to me
>>
>>687987518
the "fag hand" is never taking your firing hand off of the pistol grip. Even our basic run-of-the-mill 11B grunt is trained to always always always have positive control of their weapon and be able to employ it immediately, with both hands, should you need to use your firing hand for something else and then need to fire your weapon.

Most of us justnever use our firing hand for fucking anything, kinda like dirkas with their left hand.

If you didn't know, dirka don't do toilet paper. I've seen thousands of times while on overwatch, they'll stop on the side of the road, hike their man dress, shit, wipe shitty asshole their bare left hand, wipe left hand in dirt, wipe hand on man dress, charlie mike.
>>
>>687989992
fuck you
>>
>>687990091
Canada
>>
>>687990120
Iraqis and Afghani villagers are dumbasses though. The rest of the muslim world wipes with TP then we take water and the hand. then wash the hand with soap afterwards obvs

Most poor people are just uneducated and unable to do the correct thing due to lack of sense or money
>>
>>687990091
Finnish "pros". I hate this country. Pleasenato start the war.
>>
>>687979147
Fuuuuck you op.
No no no no no. I stay here and make a shit load of money so I can pay a shit load of taxes to pay for your bullshit salary and pensions.
Only a dumb shit would enlist these days anyway.
>>
>>687990572
No it's canada.
>>
>>687979516
Looks like a motor pool. where every active duty army (US) spends 90% of their time.
>>
>>687990572
no that's canadian. Finnish isn't digital
>>
>>687989184
most of the time, once dirka gets caught and processed into the facility, they turn into complete fucking bitches, incapable of doing anything but feel sorry for themselves.

Just look at all the ISIS massacres and how little resistance they got, despite being massively outnumbered. It's hard-coded into their shit culture.
>>
File: 1465143661186-1041167324.jpg (2 MB, 3264x1836) Image search: [Google]
1465143661186-1041167324.jpg
2 MB, 3264x1836
Call of duty
>>
>>687986569
This
>>
>>687982654
Fort Lewis? Looks like Strikers in the motorpool in the background.
>>
>>687980327
>they only do a criminal background check right?? they wont dig through your medical records r
It depends on your country, as far as I know. Here in Germany you have to do a health check and they ask you if you take/took drugs.
>>
>>687990512
Most of my experience is in Mosul and Baghdad. Not a single house we entered and cleared had toilet paper. It was kind of a running joke with us to need to use their household Quran to wipe our ass with if we ever got stuck in a house long enough to use all our baby wipes.
>>
>>687980371
suomi mainittu torilla tavataan
>>
>>687988004
faggot
>>
>>687979147
so, me not getting a gun and goin somewhere with petroleum to kill innocent farmers to somehow cope with my maniac instincts or child traumas makes me a beta. go use your rifle for something usefull and make a dildo out of it. If it fires accidentally while you're at it it wont be a great loss
>>
>>687987445
the shemagh is for riding in convoys or having to do shit in dust storms. It's the second most important piece of snivel gear I had, right behind my wubby (poncho liner).

Gonna make fun of his stupid-looking glasses, bandanna, or why he chose to wear long sleeves then roll them up next?
>>
>>687981139
The story behind this psycho...

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149
>>
I don't fight wars i didn't create
>>
>>687979147
Not beta just not too good at being screamed at or doing unnecessary shit.
>>
File: IMG_20140911_221326_578.jpg (1 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20140911_221326_578.jpg
1 MB, 3264x2448
What's with everyone wearing boots?
>>
>>687993777
They no good at stealth.
>>
>>687980125
or ...you know, you take pride in that you've served your country and done your duty
>>
Stolen valor cringe
>>
>>687993052
Buddy the military is not COD, first off you are probably a little bitch so don't even worry about being infantry and secondly even if you were majority of life is helping disaster relief and locals.

Stop watching so many movies and get off your high horse you cuck
>>
>>687994086
because the only way to serve your country is to gamble with your life for the will of politicians?
>>
>>687994086
You country doesn't take that much pride in your for serving m8. They're more fixated on a mythological wage gap or pleasing the whining feminazis
>>
>>687994634
>>687994793
>caring about government and not joining for full benefits, 50k salary and pention

Stop romanticizing the military, it's gay enough without your bullshit
>>
>>687995154
March around like a twat for 50K? Still no.
>>
File: 20130609_153138.jpg (2 MB, 3264x1836) Image search: [Google]
20130609_153138.jpg
2 MB, 3264x1836
>>687979147
>>
>>687979147
Fuck you for stealing our camo.
t. Finland
>>
I'm signing up to be a medical tech, basically a paramedic/nurse role. In the process of getting fit enough to survive and then I just hope I make it in. Getting paid 34k a year right away plus allowances tax free would let me give my mum enough to keep her house.
>>
So fags, answer me this. Thinking of joining up and want to contriboot. I think it'd be cool to have soldier buddies and work through hard time together. Am I a brainwashed faggot?
>>
File: opsec.jpg (191 KB, 720x540) Image search: [Google]
opsec.jpg
191 KB, 720x540
Reporting in. The pic is a few years old.
>>
File: ミーム.png (1 MB, 1252x1600) Image search: [Google]
ミーム.png
1 MB, 1252x1600
>>687980717
>implying you have to serve to do any of that properly
Westcucks are a riot.
>>
>>687979147
FUCK OFF KEVIN
>>
>>687981175
L O W T
O
W

T
>>
>>687986343
Nice inspect element samefag.
>>
File: IMG_20160525_174547.jpg (147 KB, 960x926) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160525_174547.jpg
147 KB, 960x926
>>687983875
Firefighters and and first responders are bro tier.
>>
>>687997150
mitävittua sissin kamat mutta rk-62??
>>
File: IMG_1056.jpg (371 KB, 1630x1222) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1056.jpg
371 KB, 1630x1222
My boy. Future general.
>>
File: IMG_3730.jpg (3 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3730.jpg
3 MB, 3264x2448
Future sniper
>>
File: circ.jpg (66 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
circ.jpg
66 KB, 540x960
You looked, cucks
>>
>>687980028
What branch? Your story seems fishy to me.
>>
>>687998085
RK 62 on juurikin sissin ase. Tiedustelijat saavat paremmat varusteet, koska kuulemma "sissit eivät kuitenkaa palaa elävänä takaisin sieltä metsästä".
Todellinen syy lienee se, että tuo oli yksi viimeisiä sissieriä ja uusia hienoja varusteita haluttiin säästellä tuleville tiedusteluerille. Näin siis Rajalla.
>>
>>687988441
if you like the explosion happening an inch away from your eyeball, then sure. also they have a shorter sight radius so are less accurate to aim
>>
>beta=not join the army
>alpha=accept to obey orders from someone without questioning
>alpha=being a slave
probably you should reconsider yourself
>>
>>687987860
Israeli army
>>687989092
I'm russian
>>687989470
Some where in "Palestine"
>>
>>687980327
>>687991479
same question here. i plan on trying to enlist soon and denying having any medical history
>>
>>666666666
>>
File: image43.jpg (103 KB, 1940x967) Image search: [Google]
image43.jpg
103 KB, 1940x967
Me on the left
>>
o you realise that now people who join the army do it for 2 options
or is too much stupid to have a real job
or are overbrain washed by the governnamen

seriusly amerifats are the only ppl who thinks that having a children joining the armyis something to be proud of
it's just admiting that you are proud of the lazyness of your children
>>
File: IMG_2849.jpg (32 KB, 324x480) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2849.jpg
32 KB, 324x480
Guess my country faggots.
>>
>>687979147
>>687979516
>>687979534
>>687980371
Whoa! That bush is wearing shoes?
>>
>I left school with so few prospects, all that was open to me was putting my life on the line for cash
>if you had better prospects then you're just a beta faggot


k brah 2/10 for making me reply
>>
File: IMG_20140120_215025.jpg (710 KB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20140120_215025.jpg
710 KB, 3264x2448
reporting in
>>
>>688000925
Yeah. They find shit out. I lied my ass off about ever having Asthma or ADHD. The recruiter either didnt catch it, or didnt give a shit.

I got super sick with an upper respiratory infection in basic training and had to go to sick call and the civilian PA kind of scolded me for not telling anyone I had asthma, since their system said I had been perscribed an inhaler YEARS ago. She also was being kind of a bitch about having an adderall script YEARS ago too, but that didnt hang me up on anything.

I think I got lucky though, because it scared the shit out of me because both asthma and ADHD are automatic disqualifiers.
>>
File: 1465149281600-999131551.jpg (297 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
1465149281600-999131551.jpg
297 KB, 1080x1920
Cyka blyat
>>
File: image.jpg (505 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
505 KB, 1080x1920
>>687979147
Going inna Army after college, but here's my new uniform for the summer...
>>
>>688002038
Sweden or Norway
>>
>>687979147
Zivilversager
>>
File: 677929.jpg (100 KB, 640x567) Image search: [Google]
677929.jpg
100 KB, 640x567
>>
>>688002561
+15
>>
>>687980125
/thread
>>
>>688002764
Philmont was rad as shit, but the guides and staff there are annoying pricks. Same with every other BSA camp.

I'm an Eagle Scout and my biggest annoyance with the whole organization is the faggy staff.
>>
>>688002038
sandnigger but in europe
>>
>>687985020
Wtf. PA doesn't match acute pattern. No unit patch, flag. The Army doesn't use that body armour you are wearing. We use the iotv.
>>
>>687998331
>OP
>>
>>687980445
kek. nice umbrella.
>>
>>688003021
>guides and staff
Really, you didn't like them? So far everyone (excluding Rangers) has been cool as shit, especially the Cons guys (but scouts don't really interact with the back country trail work crews).

I get what you mean with the whole not liking Rangers thing though.
>>
Canadian civilian who is a former Canadian Airborne Regiment.

I went to the Ukraine to help my former homeland deal with the Russians who were helping the separatists.
>>
>>687990954
I take long shits on staff duty dawg.
>>
>>688002560
I dont have anything as serious as you though. But they are things that would count as disqualifiers
>>
RIP
>>
>>687993777
Soft shoe profile puss detected
>>
>>688003341
Yeah. I guess I this dates me quite a bit, but I went in 2000 when I was 16. The mess halls at base camp were fucking horrible and our guide was a colossal faggot.

Philmont was fucking awesome though, great location and awesome things to see. I've been around the world and seen some things and done some things, but Philmont definitely remains in my top 10 coolest experiences. Fucking tooth of time is dope shit.

My dad tried to get me to work there one summer, but BSA doesn't pay shit, and like I said earlier, I'm not 100% sold on the culture. It's an awesome organization for young men, but why the adult males act so goddamn weird and creepy is beyond me. I can't be the only person that thinks that.

I would love to go back if I ever have a son.
>>
Can you join the military if you are covered in tattoos?
>>
guess where from faggos
>>
any airforce fags here?
i like the airforce uniform
>>
>>688003665
I enlisted during the peak where the army was pretty much taking anyone. I lied my ass off about my medical history and they took me, but I honestly think it was just because they were too busy to care or give a shit. I have a feeling that they are MUCH more selective with the recruits now.

Hell, I have been arrested for some dumb shit and I still got a TS clearance. The mid 2000s army is a lot different than the army of today. I cant wait to ETS.
>>
>>688002767
Not Norway, for sure
>>
>>688003373
Moar: I served in Bosnia/Hertzegovina trying to keep the "peace" but it was sort of futile.

A guy was raping women in the local area and had a nickname "Beast" for being fat and hairy.

For some reason, a bunch of people kidnapped him after he was stumbling home drunk one night.

They left him tied to a tree, naked below the waist, gagged and covered in honey. It took them 3 days to find him. He did survive, though for some reason he stopped raping women.

Guess some nice feminist talked some sense into him.
>>
>>688004013
maybe usmc not sure
>>
>>688004105
Brazil
>>
>>688004131
>I have a feeling that they are MUCH more selective with the recruits now.

thus why I plan on not disclosing my medical history. I went to the doctor more than I needed to, and therefore have a bunch of BULLSHIT on my medical history.
>>
File: 2016-06-05 11.11.05.jpg (3 MB, 2121x3771) Image search: [Google]
2016-06-05 11.11.05.jpg
3 MB, 2121x3771
Before the ball on friday night. Ended up getting fucked up lol. Dat grog tho
>>
>>688005031
That uniform looks dumb as shit
>>
>>687984312
>>687983352
>>687982923
Central or East Europe. Slovenia Czechia or Adriatic ex-Yugo country ?
>>
>>688003778
Guess where
>>
>>688005031
dat lack of CIB tho.

lol
>>
>>688004781
Well, just be warned. I didnt disclose shit and it was still found in my medical records.
>>
>>688005252
US Army dress uniform. I think the bow tie makes it look gay though. I had to wear it since I was drinking. The blue cord is what is special though
Thread replies: 295
Thread images: 67


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.