Hello, users of this section of the website 4chan.org. I belong to a species that lives in other solar systems and am alien to this planet although right now I am on the planets surface.
I invite any of you to ask questions that you may have concerning extraterrestrial species and our relation to the planet Earth. There may be some questions asked that I am forbidden to answer but if this is the case I will say so.
I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it.
Does evolution work the same way in your ecosystem/species?
>>687973835
MODS MODS MODS!!!
>>687973835
Fuck you, space nigger
>>687973835
Do you like woman with dicks? Do they exist on your planet?
>>687973835
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>687973835
tits or gtfo
Is Russia planning to unveil the existence of extraterrestrials in the next few years?
>>687973978
Evolution is something that happens through the universe. However, once an intelligent species reaches a certain level of technological sophistication the species often ceases to evolve and instead modifies itself consciously.
ayy lmao
Is this universe a simulation?
>>687973835
Timestamp.
>>687973835
How does your species reproduce?
>>687973835
Will you ever stop being such a faggot, OP?
Are you gay?
>>687974198
I belong to a bipedal species that appears very similar to Humans although our genitalia differ significantly. Bodily modification is a common phenomenon among my species though and there are some who modify themselves into ways that resemble what you describe, that particular modification is not common though.
>>687974202
I don't know. My specialty is in Human culture and not the physical sciences.
>>687974341
I do not know, I am not of a senior enough rank in the organization that manages the monitoring of Earth to be privy to that sort of information. The governments of the nations in the United Nations Security Council have had it made clear to them that they will not be helped or aided technology by extraterrestrial species until the planet no longer is frequently experiencing wars and other armed conflicts and so if governments reveal they have communicated with us before then it may not change much.
>>687973835
timestamp
>>687973835
Fuck off space niggers earth is full
Crash on the moon if you like
Also show your space dick
>show bellybutton then go to sleep
>>687974476
What kind of modification?
Where is your home planet located?
How do you communicate at such low latency?
>>687973835
Fuck off space niggers
>>687973835
do you like us humans?
>>687975248
First thing it mentions is its genitalia.
>stay classy /b/
timestamp or gtfo
>>687973835
why are you guys gay cunts ?
>>687974476
In this post I meant to write "throughout the universe", I apologize if I caused any confusion.
>>687974203
I do not have breasts and in any case I am forbidden from sharing pictures of extraterrestrial species with Humans.
>>687974733
If your question is - "is what we perceive to be the universe actually just a program on a computer?" then the answer is no.
>>687974837
One gender of out species becomes pregnant in a way similar to Humans although there are significant differences in terms of the time of gestation and other specific factors. They become pregnant through the interaction between genitalia like many species although our genitalia differ from Humans.
Almost all the members of our species have for a long time been raised in what has been already described in some Human science-fiction literature as "artificial birthing-tanks". We use them because they allow complete control over the level of nutrients the fetus receives which enables our children to be as healthy as possible.
>>687974967
>>687975205
I am not sexually attracted to members of my own gender.
>>687975248
Does grammar not exist on your planet?
>>687973835
Why, in all the vast expanses of space and with so many billions of potentially habitable solar systems out there, do we find so little evidence that intelligent life has arisen?
Suck my earth dick
>>687976108
We have Google Fiber
>>687973835
Is liking girls that have feminine penises considered gay?
>>687976450
this one is simple even i can answer it
speed of light
aliens could be a few hundred light years away but we wont find out from our observations for a while due to speed of light
>>687976586
Only the people of faglord 9b do not consider it gay.
How do you know how to reply on 4chan?
Can I have $120 on paypal? Im on mobile, need to repair my laptop.
>>687976871
I have lurked since stardate 213764.2
>>687976611
Silly rabbit. Statistically speaking, why shouldn't there, in all that damned-near infinite vastness, be some civilizations that are X light years away but which started sending perceivable signals X years ago? You have explained nothing.
How big is the average alien dick?
>>687976890
We have no need for physical currency
>>687973835
ERROR:
op posts picture of species
>>687976431
>"I am forbidden from sharing pictures of extraterrestrial species with Humans."
>>687973835
>"I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it."
average human understands sarcasm, but:
>"I am not sexually attracted to members of my own gender."
>>687976523
gtfo, google fiber only in select cities in US, and uses fiber lines, not intradimensional wormhole dipshitotron 1bajillion ybps wireless, and not to other countries
>>687976977
i disagree. look at us. everything in our modern society was invented in the last 100-200 years. it could very simply be the same thing for them
>>687976952
No period. Not OP.
What is your government system?
>>687976859
Well I need to go to this faglord 9b, it sounds like my type of place
>>687973835
Fuck off, were full.
>>687977095
I know you do, just hope you can generate some for me. It's online, btw, not physical.
>>687977080
over 9000 varch dektars, when fully hard.
>>687976952
Shut up Wesley
>>687977111
it is Google dark fiber
>>687977265
Convert to metric please?
>>687977140
RAPE
>>687977260
We are in need of volunteers to test or latest probing technology. We could compensate you for your efforts.
>>687973835
You xetos reticuli?
>>687973835
>Anonymous
What types of substances do they use on your planet to alter conciousness.? From less lethal to most and describe the effects.
How can we expose the ruling elite and their control systems to the people in a way that those completely brainwashed by the different systems of control have no other way but to see the truth?
>>687977385
wow...
is it really so fuckin lamas in here that people don't even get over 9000? i never thought the day would come
>>687977593
thanks but no thanks
>>687977385
Do you even into Google?
>>687977130
So you are suggesting some fundamental, universal principle that somehow rate-limited the evolution of all intelligent species everywhere, to happen all at the same time, such that equivalents to our modern societies could only happen within the last few hundred years? You do realize how batshit insane that proposition sounds, yes?
I am suggesting that in a damned near infinite and diverse universe, if the seeds for life are as prevalent as they appear to be given the raw materials and necessary conditions as we understand them, that it is simply inevitable that intelligent species must have developed in more places, and at various times throughout history. We should be seeing some evidence of that unless we grossly misunderstand the state of things.
So, hey alien boy, what is the deal?
>>687977265
How long is that exactly?
Post pictures of dank ass space weed
>>687977593
Come get my friend, he is willing to take it for me. :) he's right beside me too. I'll be waiting.
77777 get
Are you what some call a Nephilim. The race that forsaken themselves from the light of the creator?
>>687977703
I weep for the old /b/ every day.
>>687977639
This!
Also do aliens fuck with Ronnie scholarship?
https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/suntrust
>people actually ask questions
Did you use a Stargate to get here or a ship? How long does it take your ships to go a light year?
>>687977841
We will come at nighttime, look for the lights.
ay lmao
Our ruling elite does not represent us. We are cattle caged in illusions.
>>687977747
>You do realize how batshit insane that proposition sounds, yes?
yea i totally do which is why i didnt say it. i was just pointing out that large leaps in technology can occur in very small amounts of time (relative to the life of the planet,humankind,etc)
Yeah i agree with you on your second point
>>687975735
There are a broad range of modifications that members of my species undergo, (I will use the term "people" here to describe). There are many sorts of cosmetic modifications that allow people to significantly change their appearance, many of these are considered fashionable. There are recreational modifications that allow people to enhance their sensory experiences such as listening to music or their sexual encounters. Lastly there are modifications that are undergone for reasons of utility such as ones that let people survive on planets and ships that have conditions unlike our home planet. Different extraterrestrial species have different attitudes towards modifications though, in some species its very common while in others it is considered taboo.
>>687976017
I am forbidden from revealing exactly where that is. I can reveal that it is not within this galaxy or any nearby.
>>687976108
I do not understand the context of what you are asking me, can you be more specific?
>>687976324
Yes I do. Despite Humans being at a stage where violence is common it is my opinion that Humans are a benevolent species and mostly have good intentions. In some ways they are similar to my own species when we were at a similar point.
>>687976422
I don't understand.
>>687976446
We do have grammar in our language but it is very different from Human grammar. If you are referring to my own grammar then I apologize if I have made errors. I have only studied English for around 4 Earth-years and in order for my sentences to not have any errors I have to spend enough time analyzing them that I would not be able to answer many questions.
>>687978012
We move our minds through space and into an avatar. This is much faster and uses less resources than a ship would.
Do they have music on your planet?
>>687973835
Have men ever been to Uranus?
>>687978286
>(I will use the term "people" here to describe)
why the fuck would you do that when there are far better words that you could have used?
confirmed little faggot in mom's basement trying to be an ayylmao. fucking kill yourself
>>687978322
Where does avatar come from and this also>>687977935
And this >>687977634
>>687973835
Why would you reveal yourself to /b/ as opposed to, say, CNN. And where did you learn English?
I see that you have discovered what we on Earth call "copypasta".
>>687978798
>cnn
that would be worse than /b/
>>687973835
>I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it.
you just called yourself an average human being dude.
answer this
>>687978798
>CNN
how fucking retarded are you?
>>687978798
CNN and all corporate entities are part of the control system that keeps the human specie shackled in fear, ignorance and anger. /B/, apart from the Jew shills, is an impartial media
>>687973835
Hello, users of HURRR DURRR, I belong to a HURRR DURRR, that lives in other solar systems and am HURRR DURRR to this planet although right now I am on the planets HURRR DURRR. /autism
wanna fight about it?
>>687978798
I'd rather expose my nudes and get real news here than CN-fucking-N
>>687979036
another reason why these threads are fucking lame. niggers with shit tier english trying to impersonate a god damn alien that would be smart enough to have a fucking masters degree in english without even trying.
>>687979056
Yeah but this is like if you got thrown back in time and had to explain how your iphone worked. Just because an ET is advanced doesn't mean they know jack shit.
Is there an element that we humans don't know of?
>>687979056
Asking them shit humans don't even know
How would thr know things we hold high scientifically. If I was an alien I'd be like what are you talking about white dude...then zap his ass.
Also answer this alien>>687977634
How the fuck did he get past the captcha
>>687979241
wtf is a /B/
>>687973835
So.
Why are you here?
>>687979431
yes
>>687979410
And that proves you are who you say you are, WHICH IS THE FUCKING POINT you retarded fuck.
>>687979353
>alien that would be smart enough to have a fucking masters degree in english without even trying.
Assumptions!
>>687979431
your a perfectly straight man who is confident of his own sexual orientation
>>687973835
What other languages can you speak?
>>687979353
The problem with that logic, is if they prefer to actually learn English step by step, and even does this for other languages out there. But they have no proof, they are extraterrestrials, just faith that they are, so they suck ass. Also, OP, this applies in all threads, OP is a faggot.
>>687979484
captcha only works as far as the Oort cloud.
>>687979484
>How the fuck did he get past the captcha
I know right
But I want to believe!
>>687977970
oh god my sides, i dont know why this gif is so great... but this gif is fucking great.
OP, can you guess the time in my region if you're really who you are?
>>687973835
Tits
>>687979480
>>687979410
>being this fucking retarded
it's fucking math, MATH you fucking niggers. all they have to do is show us the solution and we can fucking test it ourselves.
>>687973835
can i go with you this planet fucking sucks.full of traps,faggots and govts that rewards unachievment.
Either take me or kill me with your telepathy.
>>687979597
Which is?
Tits or gtfo
>>687976450
There are many reasons but here I will list a few. It is very common for extraterrestrial species to use technology that prevents the planets they inhabit from giving off any overt signs that might draw the probes of unsophisticated species. In many cases species simply prefer to live in vast complexes built into the planets surface that mimic the environment of their home planet as that takes much less time and resources then terra-forming. Human satellite and telescope technology is also still very primitive.
Despite there being many intelligent species in the universe there are so many planets that there are always much more uninhabited planets then inhabited ones. In the most populated galaxies in the universe only around 3 out of every 10 habitable planets have species living on them and this galaxy is relatively uninhabited.
Lastly, I believe the governments of several of the major nations on earth have a secret policy of suppressing news of that sort of thing being discovered although I don't know if they have done so yet.
>>687976586
I don't understand the subtleties of human sexuality well enough to answer that.
>>687976890
I am forbidden from giving currency and other similar things of value to Humans except when necessary.
>>687976871
It something that I read about on the Human internet after learning that social media and websites like these could be a useful tool for studying Human culture. It is relatively simple compared to some of the technology from my own species that are often used by members of it.
>>687977080
There are many species who have reproductive systems resembling Humans but mine is not one of them.
>>687977140
I cannot be too specific but it involves a format that allows most citizens to participate in governments affairs and voting is involved. That sort of government is one of the most common in the universe but of course there are all sorts of them that exist.
>>687977630
I don't understand what the refers to.
>>687979794
I am an alien not a fucking mind reader. However, I can guess that you are a flaming glorious faggot.
>>687973835
Do you believe un God?
>>687973835
Ok Mr Alien...I have one simple question for you about time, and if you give me the wrong answer I will know (maybe these other folks won't know) but I will know that you are not an alien. So, here it is. In the future, will time be viewed as a simultaneous event due to the calculation of individual motion through space? Yes, or no? Don't answer wrong or you'll give yourself up
>>687974476
I believe we have reached that level already.
>>687979869
How many people of Earth can explain QED. Like I said why would an ET know everything that his species knows?
>>687980091
But it is necessary. Some kids fucking dropped it on purpose, and I'm the bad guy for it. My parents don't even care and I need it next week for my thesis.
>>687980091
haha faggot avoiding the real questions. KYS
have you ever met connor mccloud and is it true that there can be only one?
>>687979911
Goatseium
>>687978286
>I can reveal that it is not within this galaxy or any nearby.
How the fuck did you traverse between local groups?
How long do you think it would take Mankind to reach the kind of technology to be able to travel between non gravitationally linked objects?
>>687980153
>alien swearing
Fuck off, human
>>687980164
We are God.
>>687973835
>my english is average
No it isn't, retard.
>>687973835
beam me up some pot & a pipe ya faggot cunt
>>687980341
What are you 12. Fuck off back to 9gag before I lazer yo ass.
>>687979191
Ok. Fuck you. I arbitrarily chose CNN. What I meant was "Why /b/ and not a major news source?
You're paying for the space wall. Also you can probe anything that's brown.
>>687980328
nigger, he's claiming to be a fucking alien hundreds, if not thousands of years ahead of us in every field. and he ignored my post. and carl sagan is smarter than all of you niggers here combined.
stop being such a fucking retard
Alien OP
Post picture and timestamp NOW
>>687980536
Did you create the universe?
>>687980665
on its way Earth /b/ro
>>687980673
>12 year olds doing college thesis
Do you even know what a thesis is?
>>687980699
because it's some fatass in his mom's basement
he doesnt answer any real hard science, just vague moral issues. tell-tale sign of a fake cunt
>>687973835
No room here space niggers, go crash on the moon
>>687980472
actually mad that he isn't talking to an alien.
busy getting ass fucked .not 5 minutes on our planet and he turned gay
>>687974476
what do you mean ceases evolution? how do you give birth to your young?
>>687980915
As if I expected a real alien to shove a probe up my ass now.
>>687980218
That's a pretty arrogant thing to say. Let the alien rock.
By the way, how are using Internet? Did you go to a Starbucks and have a computer or something? Assuming you're in a extraterrestrial craft, do you have free internet or what?
How many holes does the male sex of your species have?
Does anyone have the Randy Marsh gif being "probed" on South Park: Stick of Truth?
>>687979722
Faggot
>>687980776
What if we make contact with a species less advaced than ourselves and send Karl Pilkington as our ambassador. Do you get what I'm trying to say now?
>>687973835
If you are an Alien, why do you use unnecessary and ridiculous amounts of non-common words?
Wouldn't it be easier to communicate on an average level?
I've got half a mind to believe you aren't an Alien at all...
>>687981041
Then why are you sitting with no pants on and lubed up?
>>687976338
Kek
>>687973835
does your species have what we call races?
is racism objectively wrong?
protip:it is
>>687981177
we would land on the fucking planet, not fucking interface with their smoke-signals
>>687981123
USB cable, I will show you later.
>>687979056
It's a bit unfair to ask for proofs by local reference. If instead of naming a theorem, Carl were to have provided a formula and asked for a proof, that would've been reasonable. In fact, getting no response is an indicator that an earthling got shut down. I'd think an alien's next action would be to ask what the theorem stated.
That said, I do not believe ET is here.
Fucking illegal aliens, we need to build a space wall and make them pay for it
>>687973835
why is OP such a fag?
>>687981123
Yes I have free internet. Everyone has free internet. Most people are just too ignorant to use it at the moment. Thankfully for you a descendant mind of Tesla will emerge from the crows in the near future and show everyone the way of free and unlimited waves of all sort
>>687981299
Im not sitting with no pants and lubed up.
Im sitting with no pants, lubed up, and a Dragon Dildo up my ass.
>>687976338
>it
that's a person, please respect them
>>687981421
mmmmmm who dat?
Will India be a superpower country by 2030?
Are you a descendant of LAM? Is he a friend of yours?
>>687981639
It's that bitch from game of thrones, deanarys' advisor or whatever
>>687981639
Nathalie Emmanuel
ITT /b/ gets annoyed as it slowly realises the alien isn't real.
>>687981439
no it's not. math is universal. and he can use our internet and our language, so he can look up the theorem to see what it is.
>>687981750
>>687981781
Cheers, I am probably the only cunt on 4chan who hasn't watched the show.
>>687981251
If you believe at all, then you do indeed have half a mind.
>>687977634
Psychoactive substances are used by most intelligent species but of course every species has different attitudes about them and uses different ones. In my species no substance is prohibited and anyone may use whatever they like. There are so many different types of substances that people can have almost any sort of experience they desire. Like Humans, commonly used substances includes ones used to aid concentration, to enhance social events and substances used to provide introspection and insight.
>>687977639
I do not know. It is my understanding though that some of the conspiracy theories among Humans about an alleged "New-World-Order" in some cases just describes policy taken by governments because the governments believe it will help them faster reach the point where extraterrestrial species will begin to provide aid to them.
>>687977861
No, I am not.
>>687978012
We did not use a "Stargate". There are multiple methods of faster-then-light travel or things that provide a similar effect. I cannot be too specific but one of the methods does involve a near instantaneous movement from one location to another that is very far away.
>>687978507
Yes, almost every intelligent species that has a sophisticated auditory system has developed its own music, usually even before coming into contact with other species.
>>687978571
I don't believe any Humans have been there although spaceships belonging to other species have entered its orbit before
>>687978798
It is the choice of the governments of this planet to reveal extraterrestrial species exist, it is not a choice we will make. Members of my species were specifically selected to observe this planet because our physical similarity to Humans allows us to pass undetected among them if we undergo a period of training and modification, part of that training includes language.
>>687978887
What do you mean?
>>687981884
What if it's beyond our understanding?
>>687977218
underrated jej
>>687981990
triple confirmed fake ayylmao wont answer any real hard science
>>687973835
Do you find pleasure in engulfing a mammalian penis inside your rectal cavity (assuming you have one)? We apply the colloquialism of "faggot" to those individuals who partake in this sort of activity.
Do the females of your species prefer larger male genitalia?
>>687982138
>I cannot be too specific but one of the methods does involve a near instantaneous movement from one location to another that is very far away.
How can you not say that the above isn't hard science kek
>>687974759
What moral values do you hold dear? Do you ace any family(if such a concept exists on your miserable world). Have you ever had sex with. An animal?
Do you have any fetishes(specific deviations from normal sexual behavior for your species that add to arousal)?
Are you a humanfucker?
>>687982235
fuck off back to the cuck threads
>thinking your smart for being sceptical
How can you prove you are extraterrestrial?
>>687981990
What happens after death is there really an after life because like honestly I love life i dont want it to end
>>687982346
Hmm I WONDER Y U R SO MAD???
>spoiler: I know why
Needle dick...
>>687982052
moot point. he would at least have proven to have superior intellect and thus confirm actual ayylmao.
>>687982283
>I cannot be too specific
because he said that bullshit and he never replied to my post specifically
>>687982301
If they don't blow up the Earth after this shambling disgrace of a so called post then I will push the button for them.
I dont think this is a real alien, dont belive him! is more likely a human pretending to be an alien!
>>687982425
I will not know until I die.
If you are an extraterrestial race then PLS TAKE ME WITH YOU I DONT WANNA GO THROUGH WARS I WANNA LIVE IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS
>>687976431
How big are your genitalia compared to ours?
>>687982689
How dare you, you insensitive clod!
>>687982689
What would the internet ever do without you
>>687977265
Please see
>>687982816
>>687982689
Haha, there is always the people who seriously seem to think they are smart for saying this kind of shit
>>687981990
TAKE ME WITH YOU i swear I am gonna be a good boy
>>687973835
What is dark matter?
How do black holes work?
>>687981884
In the days when Carl posted that, there was no such thing as a public Internet, let alone anything like Google. Or even HTTP, for that matter.
As for now, it is of course possible - I never said it wasn't. The point is to get to the proof, so using a local reference is at least a waste of unknown resource in time and/or expense. That's unfair.
And, "The first successful proof was released in 1994 by Andrew Wiles." So if looking stuff up is going to be done, it could just find the published proof, too. Like you could do.
>>687983095
lmaooooooooooo I know right but its funny people actually believe this shit
>>687982689
Go back to /x/ you role playing fucktard faggot
>>687983126
Dark matter it's how we call black dicks.
Black holes is the scientific name of your mother's anus.
>>687979056
The sciences are not what I was trained in and even if they were we are prohibited from providing Humans with something that might provide plausible proof of our existence because we do not want to preempt the decision of Human governments to reveal what they know.
>>687979431
Yes, there are multiple ones Humans are not aware of.
>>687979484
It involves the basic comprehension of images. My species eyes already viewed things similar to how Humans did and mine were further modified to almost see identically so I see it as you do and after that it involves basic logic.
>>687979535
Because I thought it would be interesting, I plan to read all of the responses and things written here when I am done.
>>687979695
Two dialects used by my own species and language used for communication between a group of other species who are physically and culturally close with my species.
>>687979901
I cannot take you with me and I will be on Earth or nearby for many Earth-years to come anyway.
>>687980164
No, I don't believe in a deity.
>>687980355
I don't understand the question.
>>687980468
There are multiple methods that can be used for near-instant or quick travel from one galaxy to another and they do not have to be adjacent galaxies. If you mean from one solar system to another it may be a few centuries before Humans can do this within a reasonable timeframe although without outside help it would a very long time to discover the methods most extraterrestrial species use if Humans even discover it which they might not.
>>687980627
I was using the term broadly.
>>687980980
What I meant was that evolution is something that can always happen in a Darwinian survival-of-the-fittest but that many advanced species do not change over the long-term unless they consciously choose to do so because we are able to monitor ourselves for changes and in many cases we change ourselves and our offspring using technology.
>>687983362
but he is doin it good
>>687973835
Send an image from your home world, and explain some unique features in the image.
>>687983126
Magnets
>>687982540
Fuck you too
>>687983492
No he's just being a faggot
>>687983439
Why dont u stop wars then when u have the power do travel so far BUT THEN DOESNT DO SHIT lmaoooo mate
>>687983183
>so using a local reference
like i already said, he is interfacing with local reference already, he can fucking look up anything. it is not a waste of anything because he's already wasting his fucking time on this god damn website answering vague moral and ethical bullshit
>>687983492
That’s what your mom said last night to your dad when he was watching me
What physiological and environmental factors on your planet led you to take on a humanoid stance? Also, you did mention another species. Are they more docile or more bellicose than your species? Did they come from similar genetic lineage or is it convergent evolution?
>>687983807
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk oooooooofffffffffffffffff fagit
>>687983701
>>687973835
Can you provide any one single proof to validate your claims? Something we can verify that could not have been faked? Some universal truth previously unknown but trivially proven once revealed?
Surely any truly advanced extraterrestrial species will have anticipated such a request, and have countless such examples prepared in advance.
Pick one that will blow our minds just a little tiny bit, while still being trivial enough not to cause an international incident or widespread panic / full public disclosure.
I mean, you are all advanced and shit, right?
>>687973835
Can you suck your own genitalia?
>>687983439
>he doesnt have someone responsible for science on his team
>science ayylmaos not allowed to feed us information but this faggot is allowed to contact us
confirmed fake
>>687973835
Are bowl Shaped Magnetic fields Common place in your civilization? The context is in Physics, Energy and Science, Things you would learn in "Science Class"? A simple yes or no would suffice :)
>>687983777
Settle down, Beavis. You know this is a kid role playing.
And as I said, the answer could also be looked up. So what's the point?
Look,
Hi Alien
How long have you been here on Earth?
Why do you use 4Chan?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Can you show me an alien lolcat?
Do you have a spaceship?
Can I play with your spaceship?
I really want to play spaceships
Are you a mod?
Do you know where I can find blackbeard's treasure?
Why did you come to Earth?
What is your species called?
How come you know English?
Do you use Palringo?
Ty vm
>asking the questions that really matter
Is greentext a different colour in alien websites?
Lots of love from Penny
How many holes does a Zeta female have?
>>687973835
https://youtu.be/JF3yrdv3eY8
Meet kamil mr aliens
>>687983777
"If a lion could speak, we couldn't understand him"
>>687984002
Yes.
>>687984002
No.
>>687983546
>>687983701
>>687984114
>>687984174
Mixed Signals!!
>>687984002
Maybe.
choose one faggot
>>687983976
No, only that of others of the same sex.
>>687973835
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to hurt the popular people but is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody with is ugly ass face like the ugly guys losers that is lame and is ugly as shit but think is better then everybody but is funny looking and is ugly as shit and gets angry but is ugly as shit and is funny looking and lame and spoiled and is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit and is spoiled but the popular people and everybody only pretend to like the ugly guys losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody and the popular people and everybody need to get there food while the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the ugly way with talking so can be better then the popular people when the popular people get there food at the food market
and the popular people is stupid for listen to the ugly people losers that is too ugly to hurt the popular people so i should forget the dump popular people and nothing worth going back and talking too
>>687984229
Can u pls get me 30000$ bcos i fucking need that money
>>687984015
>unsolved theorems
>the answer could be looked up
>>687983935
My favorite number
Answer my questions you cuck
>>687983888
>>687982301
>>687973835
Why is this so sweet?
How do I return Elf-Satya to me?
How do I get rid of the grey implant in my nose?
>>687984059
egg came first, laid by something that was not a chicken, you dumb fuck.
>>687984002
Sometimes.
Prove you're an alien by enslaving all niggers and Jews and forcing them to work physically demanding jobs until death. And kill all Muslims and Christians.
If you can't complete such a menial task before this post dies, you're obviously a role playing faggot
>>687984478
He's a colleg student
>>687984411
Wtf is a chicken?
Lots of love from Penny
>>687984402
Do you really love him?
>>687984550
can someone pls give me money I wanna have fun and live my life
>>687973835
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>>687984550
wow
>>687979484
He bought a 4can pass, duh
>>687984575
Yes. He is the only one I want to be with throughout all incarnations. He is 'Satya'.
>>687984575
What is love..?
Baby don't hurt me...
>>687984653
this is so scary can u pls say what this means bcos I am dumb as fuck and I hate numbers
>>687984653
Yes, we plan on doing this during phase 4.
>>687981131
I cannot be too specific but as I mentioned before in this thread my species is among a small group chosen from billions of other species to monitor Earth because of our similar appearance to Humans.
>>687981251
I am not very familiar with the type of English used on websites like these.
>>687981421
We did back when were only living on our home planet but when we become advanced and spread to other stars modifications become common enough that most aspects of peoples appearance were exactly what they wished them to be and undesirable genetic traits were removed so there are no longer groups of genetically similar people like you have with Humans. I believe that treating people in a way that they don't deserve to be treated is wrong.
>>687981697
The projections run by our organization have indicated it is likely that they will gain a United Nations Security Council seat by then.
>>687981745
I don't understand.
>>687982187
I don't know, I've never done that, I do not intend to do it though. We have a system in our body the excretes waste but it is different then Humans.
>>687982235
There is a standard size of genitalia that is what people most prefer and with modifications everyone can choose to have it and those who use modifications are indistinguishable from those who were born with it.
>>687982425
I cannot be too specific but as far as I understand in Human society there is a common viewpoint that of the mind and consciousness is 100% just the result of the brain and when you die that is the end of everything. This is an incomplete view that is unaware of some important things but the stuff that I am talking about is something that has been studied and it is a subset of science. It might belong to the research field that Humans call physics, it is something that has laws that it obeys and it can be analyzed using scientific instruments and so most intelligent species view it through the lenses of science and not religion or metaphysics.
>>687984692
This is so cute omg
what would you do if you didnt get him back anymore? :(
Bcos I dont know what happened but I wanna help u
>>687984075
another moot point.
how much of a headstart has your species had in comparison to humans, and how does humanities technological growth compare with that of your home planet?
>>687984653
Nice question
>>687984770
can I have money pls PLS I swear I need that shit so bad omg PLS I beg you I wanna live
Who are you going to vote for, and why is it Bernie?
>>687984770
>The projections run by our organization have indicated it is likely that they will gain a United Nations Security Council seat by then.
Lol
>>687984320
Too lazy to type your own text, or look anything up? Here, because your self-portrait just told us a lot about yourself...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiles'_proof_of_Fermat's_Last_Theorem
>>687984869
Stay alone for the rest of this cycle.
The divine sphere brought us together, but my personal situation resulted in a break. I moved near him and all I want is reestablish what was lost.
>>687984870
moot fucked off to Google, you newfag.
>>687973835
Is mayonnaise an instrument
>>687985004
But will they poo in loo?
>>687985075
I miss moat
R.ip
:'(
>>687984926
what questionnnnnnnn pls tell me I am dumb as fuck what does this 010 shit mean (btw 010 means nothing this was random)
>>687983546
>>687983701
>>687984770
>I cannot be too specific
>I cannot be too specific
fuck off nigger
Fuck off space niggers we were here first
>>687984879
67 metres. One our planet Windows Phone has the greatest market share.
>>687984752
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>>687985216
We triple bagsy shotgun turn around touch the ground taxed up earth
Lots of love Penny
>>687978322
So then space moves towards you?
>>687985155
Not even when we advance enough to meet real aliens.
>>687985061
I wish I could hug u and I want to help you so bad :( I feel sooo sorry for you!!
But believe me there are so many lovely people out and you would miss every single chance if you stay alone sweetie
>>687985267
>67 metres
i meant in terms of years of existence
>>687985180
He's in a better place now.
>>687985187
Nobody tell this newfag anything! I'm fucking serious.
>>687985357
I don't want anyone else, I want my soulmate, Satya.
I do not need to be with someone just for sex or not being alone. I want true dedication, Bhakti.
what market structure does your home country follow? do you have a concept of countries or territories?
>>687985036
sagan died a long time, it's only natural we figure shit out eventually.
the point you're missing is that OP could easily prove he is who he claims to be by completing one of our currently unsolved theorems.
uHANCAKA ETO AKATA ISAKA
ELODA LIR TO DERISA TA
>>687973835
Have your species destroyed entire planets
what do you know about the planet earth and its past?
>>687973835
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>>687985622
you'll find out soon ;)
>>687985307
Oh anon, if only this was true.
>>687973835
hello mr space man i was just wondering how do you poop
>>687984653
fuck you cunt
lost for the first time in years
>>687973835
is it legal for you to be an immigrant in any country?
Can aliens self bump?
Lot's of love Penny
>>687985344
Think about what you have just said.
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>>687985378
67 light metres
>>687984653
Top kek m8 nice question
>>687985307
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>>687984653
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What really happened with The Dyatlov Pass incident?
>>687985622
only anuses
>>687985970
nice bot you have there :^)
>>687973835
Would you cum on my sisters face?
>>687985622
only Uranus
>>687985744
in designated shitting space lane.
Fuck off space niggers, we're busy.
You can solve the energy crisis problem if you want.
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>>687973835
Is the secret name of your species mexicans?
>>687986056
Such a... defined... nose...
>>687986056
brother u mean?
Do you even lift?
>>687985970
>>687985995
FUCKING ALIENS
>>687983126
I am prohibited from providing those sorts of answers and I am not trained extensively in the sciences anyways.
>>687983502
I am prohibited from sharing images although I can say that much of it is covered with snow and ice although there are also areas with dense vegetation.
>>687983738
Because if Humans will join the advanced species and cooperate with us they have to first deal with the problems preventing them from doing that on their own.
Our planet has conditions that are somewhat similar to Earth's. In some areas there were large areas of edible vegetation that gave rise to large herds of herbavore animals and wherever they went there would be much waste left behind and there would be bugs and similar things forming an ecosystem around that. Like Humans, my species descended from small rodent-like animals that would hunt the bugs in these areas and gradually we grew more advanced especially as our habitat changed to more denser and taller vegetation that required a strong gripping hand which allowed us to develop rudimentary tools. I cannot reveal exactly how many intelligent species there are in the universe but there are many billions of them and almost all of us communicated with and are aware of each other. Quantum Entanglement is one method that is used that allows galaxies on t e other side of the universe to have instant communication with each other and most inhabited galaxies employ these communication systems.
>>687983961
I cannot because I am prohibited from doing so.
>>687983990
I have scientists in my organization but they are prohibited from sharing that type of information.
>>687984002
I am prohibited from answering those sorts of questions although me saying so should not be interpreted as either an affirmative or negative.
>>687985711
>suckmydickfaggot
>>687986056
Our cum is molten lava, so yeah whatever.
>>687985558
>the point you're missing is that OP could easily prove he is who he claims to be by completing one of our currently unsolved theorems.
Get rid of "you're missing," and I'm almost in agreement. It's also possible that an unsolved theorem is unsolvable. Sometimes it can be proven that there is no solution.
We've now shifted the baseline of my original premise, and hijacking this thread. I'm done.
>>687984770
Do you like MF DOOM? And is the mad villain Behind any of your plans for world domination?
>>687986280
>I have scientists in my organization but they are prohibited from sharing that type of information.
>>687985950
Oh I will you little slut
Someday it's gonna be a real alien and we're just gonna ask is it has tits
>>687985307
are you fucking kidding me I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
>>687986522
We're also gonna call it a nigger.
