Dubs decides Give me your worst /b/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides
Give me your worst /b/
I wanna tongue punch your frat box
>>687972895
smoking weed and enjoying some good music. you are really cute! we should netflix and chill
>>687972895
i'll be ok when you show me those titties
>>687972895
send massive cock and say "just decent?"
having some down right now. i took 3 xtc pills yesterday. now i am feeling very shitty. but it was worth it! haha.
>>687972895
Jacking off to you, it would be better some real nudes ;)
From the previous thread
>>687972895
"Shut up I don't have to tell you anything."
>>687973231
I'm proud of you OP. Most OPs would have chickened out by now. You're alright in my books
>>687973420
Wheres the fun in chickening out?
>>687972895
I just finished masturbating to your profile pic lol wassup boi
>>687973570
roll
>>687973537
nvm, just show me your tits bitch
>>687973537
You should come join us, we're having so much fun >>687972895 you can come and spread your ass for us on camera
I would like to offer my world renown servpice of being a fuck Boi. I like it up the butt; I like it with a mutt; I like it with a nut. So, how can I help YOU?
I usually don't talk to girls. Ever since I've charged with that sexual assault I've had to lay low around females
>>687973570
Rollin
I'm horny atm, show me ur tits?
>>687973537
i am just high as fuck of the meth
I love your sister
>>687973570
Roll
I'm not hacked or anything either. I'm actually doing this. Wanna see my dick?
I'd like to insert my arm in your vagina, please.
>>687973879
this
>>687973888
DO IT OP
>>687973891
Roll
>>687973888
Winrar
>>687973992
kek
I want you to peg the shit out of me
>>687973992
Hillary Clinton is going to die.
interesting bump.
send a dick pick
>>687973992
If you show me your tits, I'll let you fuck me in ass. Deal??
I have two tickets to the Flobots concert.
Still waiting for her reply /b/
>>687974233
Deal
>>687974233
Welp
>>687974233
winrar
Well that got her attention
>>687974429
im not high im just really desperate ok.
>>687974429
sorry that was my bro, I was actually thinking of asking you out. How is Wednesday?
>>687974429
No i am just sitting in a turkish prison and wasting my last minutes of life to chat random crap with you
>>687974545
roll
>>687974429
just show me these titties please i'm depressive :/
>>687974566
winrar
>>687974429
Not as high as you'll be when you fuck my tight pussyboi ass. You know you want it
>>687974566
kek winrar
>>687974429
High on the intention of you showing me what a dirty little girl you are.
>>687974599
Holy crap
>>687974429
The only thing that will get me high is sucking my own shit off the end of the strap-on you use to ram my pathetic, submissive asshole. You are my queen. I lie awake dreaming of you filling my sad chafed starfish. Please. I implore you, let me be your fuck toy.
>>687974566
Fuck
>>687974658
OP, post her profile pic. She looks fuckable.
>>687974597
rollin
I just really want to lick your feet
>>687974658
But I'll make it worth your while. You fuck me in the ass and I'll let you do whatever you want to me. Literally anything. I just really need to be ploughed in my tight ass
You're not fat.
>>687974658
If you send me nudes i will post them to 4chan so that fat hairy men can masturbate to your tits
What's with me, /b/?
>>687974658
You put the broad in "broad side of a barn"
>>687974658
pls respond
>>687974658
Please, I jack off 7 times a day watching anime, Just one succ?
Oh op.... just dig yourself deeper now tell her she's the most beautiful thing on the planet. But smells like rotten skank puss
>>687974658
And I just want to see you naked. Everyone wins.
>>687974785
Rolling
I'm an autistic pedophile that wants be cucked
>>687974829
Your boyfriend can fuck my ass too, I don't care, I just need my holes filled. If you can't fill the one in my hear then cram things into the one in my ass.
>>687974892
roll lol
>>687974829
>>>
> Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)16:49:04 No.687974545 â–¶>>
i was injected with a dose of testosterone by russian mafia and now i am trying not to die so i need to fuck something really quickly or i die
>>687974977
winrar
>>687974977
*in my heart
>>687974785
Rerollin
>>687974977
winrar, pls op
>>687974977
we got a winrar mothafuckas
>>687974977
lol
>>687974892
keep rolling this one
>>687974977
>>687974829
Listen. It's fine you have a bf. You're talking to me because you want to have a little fun. So let's have a little fun.
>>687975097
pls respond
bloopy
op is not a faggot this time
Now tell her to jam her fist up her ass and send a pic
>>687975097
Please respond my ass is feeling ever so empty
>>687975199
kek
>>687975097
I bet your boyfriend is a cuck XD
>>687975199
Winrar
>>687975199
Kek
>>687975199
WINRAR
Hey baby just because you pussy looks like a pastrami sandwich doesn't mean you have to be shy
o boy o boy this thread is delivering fast
>>687975303
Now wait her response
Fuck me jerry
>>687975303
start a convo thread with her boyfriend now, while you wait, and start the convo with "Dude your girlfriend is saying weird shit to me, tell her to stop trying to get after my cock."
>>687975354
rolling for
>>687975303
Ever had cotton candy up your ass?
Makes it feel real tingly when I think about u
C'mon guys, make it good
Did you know Bush did 9/11?
He drilled those towers like my ass.
>>687975303
Your boyfriend probably doesn't even go on /b/ lol what a cuck.
>>687975507
Roll
>>687975532
rolling for this
![5408789+_cb187d587d0969e2efe25d61524aef23[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PMWGKSk.png "5408789+_cb187d587d0969e2efe25d61524aef23[1].png")
>implying op didn't just setup 2 different accounts for this thread
>>687975519
Please call 911. I need help.
>>687975519
~Sorry 4chan made me do this can we /b/e fuck buddies now?
>>687975519
Send her a picture of dat boi with the sentence "o shit waddup"
>>687975532
reroll
>>687975519
I'm retarded for yo tits!!! HOLDTHEDOOR
I have ass herpes but it's my fantasy to have a girls boyfriend blow a load on my ass sores and have that girl lick the cum off while I choke myself. Can you make this happen?
>>687975519
you saying its wrong to want you dominating my sweet puckering sphincter? if that's wrong I don't wanna be right babe
>>687975610
rolling for
>>687975519
i am just a desperate bi-sexual virgin.
>>687975583
I mean, i can't prove you wrong, but that's not the case
>>687975532
haha rolling
>>687975532
Rolling 4 this one
>>687975625
Re-Roll
>>687975688
winrar
>>687975519
Sorry lol my friend was typing, anyways do you like anime? My favorite is Boku-No Pico lol
>>687975519
Hey can't a man just have a desire to have a woman and her boyfriend fill every single one of his orifices?
>>687975688
winrar
Ass is still sore
>>687975740
roll
I need you to call help for me please
>>687975740
rolling to follow up other winrar with this immediately
>>687975765
Rolling
Start talking like a weeb
>>687975835
roll
please call 911 for me. i need help.
>>687975740
Rolling gotta get this one down
>>687975877
Winrar
can you help me stick legos up my bum?
>>687975805
send dat boi meme
>>687975805
kek
>>687975940
I FUCKED UP B
>>687975913
Roll
I want to fuck your boyfriend and you can watch us
>>687975958
o shit waddup
>>687975765
Rolling for the follow up
>>687975877
kek
Btw did you knew your father drilled my ass like that new tunnel was drilled in switzerland
>>687976022
fucking kek
>>687976033
WINRAR
>>687976022
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>687976044
WINRAR
>>687976022
tell her you left your phone with some hipsters
>>687976022
She won't get it
Just say it's some kind of sytem report you sometimes get when sending messages
>>687976022
lmao is that your number
Rolling to get everyone to text this shit lord
Nice lips, silicon?
>>687976044
Win
>>687976022
Whats your opinion on Adolf Hitler, honestly the guy did nothing wrong.
>>687976155
Apparently she knows
>>687976222
WINRAR
>>687976222
eyyyy trips
>>687976222
winrar
>>687976170
No, he just copied the quote you dumbfuck
>>687976222
kek
>>687976222
Hahahahaha winrar
>>687976254
But you already told her that
listen, i actually know you have a boyfriend, the reason i wanna talk to you is that i want him to fuck me, is it ok for you? i hope you don't take it bad, you're attactive but i wanna be fucked badly
>>687976170
are you retarded?
>>687976170
Are you retarded?
>>687976254
What the heck is a chan
like jackie chan lol??
why are there four of him
>>687976222
oh shit trips
>>687972895
"My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick."
>>687976282
>687976282
rip
i'm tired as fuck whatever, just noticed that lmao
Changing the topic?
>>687976356
ROLLING FOR
>>687976356
Roll
>>687976356
roll
>>687976376
Rollerino faggerino
4chan? 4 dicks in by ass
>>687976415
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see you naked.
>>687976444
Winrar
>>687976033
>>687976415
op you forgot about this one
>>687976444
TRIPS
>>687976352
glitch in the matrix
>>687976444
Thanks dude
>>687976408
We're all tired, you're just retarded
>>687975610
Roll
>>687976589
Yeah probably whatever though gettin mad dubs in this thread fuckoff
>>687976415
new grill?
>>687976415
Gas the kikes, race war now.
Nice lips by the way , silicon?
>>687976415
Send her every lyric from the song "Baby come back" by Player
>>687976561
send her a picture of your dick
>>687976667
RIP QUADS
>>687976667
Off by one
>>687976667
So close
op op op op
>>687976033
>>687976254
>>687976561
Send.Picture.Of.Dat.Boi
Are you done with this shit?but i want to eat your shit
send dick pic
>>687976698
Op here, going for this because appropriate
This is my last cry for help before I pull the trigger.
Please don't let me hurt myself.
>>687976666
Who got these?
Please cone back, I'll treat you like a princess not like your stupid bf who I could totally beat in a fight (I life btw)
>>687976561
What a stupid thing to say. It's okay, I would still hump with my tiger cock.
I know I'm acting stupid, but would you let me see you having sex with ur boyfriend?
>>687976903
This
>>687976561
is it still out of the question for me you and your boyfriend to have a royal bout of rumpy pumpy, no holds barred fuck and suck fest? I'll do all the clean up i promise
>>687976877
what a waste of quads
I'm really sorry babe. I'll stop being silly now. What would you like to talk about?
give us a fucking kiss luv
Baby come back seemed necessary
Venizelos was right britain won the war
>>687976980
roll
I am da one da one who cum
Kek
please call 911. i need help
>>687976980
Roll
>>687976980
again
Hello guy, im the girl who is being chatted to in this.
I want you all to get a life and grow up.
>>687977049
send dat boi
>>687976844
"Hey look, I'm sorry, your bf asked me to do this.. he wanted me to flirt with you to try and get you interested so it would be easier for him to dump you, but clearly I fucked up."
>>687976903
rolll
>>687977161
roll
>>687976939
Roll
>>687977200
HOLY FUCK YES WINRAR
>>687977199
winrar
>>687977199
WIN
>>687977200
RAR
>>687977049
TOP
>>687977200
victory
>>687977161
henry rollins
im gonna buy a gun and kill my wife
>>687977200
Fuck me daddy that's a win
>>687977199
>>687977200
>>687977199
>>687977200
rerooooolllllll>>687977161
>>687977200
fuk yeh do it.
if this is dubs, also say,
There isnt a day that goes by without me taking a picture of you and hanging it in my closet to lick and cum on
>>687977396
FUCKING KEK
>>687977199
TOP
>>687977200
KEK
>>687977200
dont copy the fucking quotes
im gonna buy a gun and kill my wife. i love you babe
>>687977396
100
>>687977452
roll
HOLY FUCK
You don't fucking believe me.
>>687977396
LMAO
Op here, be brutal
>>687977560
Roll
>>687977396
i couldn't go through with helping with his plan so i guess making myself into a total ass would accomplish the opposite of his goal. Don't wanna come between you guys for a shitty reason like that.
>>687977534
ayy lmao
>>687977534
You don't have to believe me, but think about it.. don't you think he has been acting a little strange lately?
>>687977534
I know it doesn't sound like any sort of reality. He wanted me to get you away from him. He doesn't want to hurt you directly, but now the cats out of the bag. He has been talking to some girl he met on tindr.
>>687977534
tell her you have a pussy and your into sissy
>>687976939
Rollxx
I'm very serious, he told me that he prefers my cock over yours
>>687977534
"Hi what's your name?"
Listen dumbshit. I'm just doing what he paid me to do.
Send her this, with "Never gonna gas you up, never gonna hang you down"
>>687977702
roll
>>687977677
winrar
>>687977685
roll for troll
Please call the police, i've been trying to hint to you that i'm being held under my will. Please help me, he'll find out any second..
>>687977716
Roll
>>687977534
My asshole is itchy, could you please get your boyfriend to come over and scratch the itch with his dick.
>>687977731
roll
>>687977716
just do this one, even tho no dubs
>>687977534
Look, I'm just doing what he asked me. I normally don't do this, but I feel really bad for him. He's been unhappy for a long time and wanted a reason to end it. To make it easier for both of you.
pleas do not go
>>687977534
Just show me your tits before you get fat.
>>687977822
WINRAR
>>687977534
that's funny, he sure seemed like a pussy when I was ravaging his little faggot ass
but fine, don't believe me if you want, and don't come crying to me when he ditches your smelly cunt
>>687977534
I guess you're right. My entire life has been nothing but failure. This is just the cherry on top. Thank you for helping me realize that. I guess it's about time i finally manned up and pulled the trigger on myself
Im at your boyfriends house right now as we speak
press your tits up against your bedroom window for me so I can get a better view
>>687977822
get
>>687977716
rerolling
>>687977731
rolling for this
>>687977771
Shit off
You ruined it for everyone
For ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am serious, ask him. If he dosnt need you I can take you.
>>687977944
WINRAR
>>687977944
Winrar Double Dubs
>>687977944
winnnara
>>687977944
winrar
>>687977916
Risky, she could be at her bfs
noice thread
>>687977731
rollerino
SO MUCH GET IN THIS THREAD HOLY FUCK
Holy shit this entire thread.
Today OP was a great man
>>687977905
I have this nice lube i got from my neighbor, it has some goat milk in it so it doesnt dry up
You have a nice kitchen. Won't you come and eat some food with me... I'm waiting for you.
>>687977999
>>687978000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>687977731
OP, this.
>>687978162
Reroll
>>687978000
Waiting for replies before i post more, too many gets in this thread
Look, I just want to get to know you. What your farts smell like, stuff like that.
send this plz
pic related. its my asshole
Holy shit, I just realised I was supposed to be messaging my mum the whole time, sorry about that
Dream on B
>>687977731
Rolling in my roll
>>687977905
I'm being serious, you should demand to see his phone and check his messages and fb
>>687978256
reroll
So is that a no to the sex?
>>687978201
Rereroll
>>687978256
Roll
Your boyfriend is fag like op
>>687978344
winrar
>>687978344
winrar
Ayy lmao
I will smack you bitch if you dont listen to me
>>687978283
Fucking. Ask. Him.
He was going to buy a setting for his mom's diamond to propose to you but he decided nah.
>>687978344
WINRAR
>>687977731
>>687978283
i dream of you every night licking my asshole baby
>>687978344
Kek
>>687978256
Rollerino
>>687978283
And in your bed. And in your car.
Please keep talking down to me, you're gonna make me cum
>>687978283
Listen you're about 5 seconds away from getting rape and then killed (not in that order)
>>687978441
reroll
I don't see why you would want him when I have access to the World Meme Database
>>687977944
c'mon dude do this one got Double dubs
>>687978425
Roll for this
>>687977731
rollin
I'M SOCIALLY RETARDED /B/
>>687978283
That already happens in my dreams, along with Donald trump fucking my asshole.
Forget it. He didn't pay me that much for this bullshit
Seriously, i'm doing you a favor. Your punk ass bf's been sleeping with 3 other girls. If you dont belive me go ask him about Belinda, Courtney and Janice.
>>687978422
winrar
ASK HER HOW BIG IS HER DICK
>>687978283
Would you still like me if I was a nigger?
>>687978449
top kkek
>>687978549
Roll
>>687978344
>>687978449
>>687978548
Roll
>>687978545
*We're
>>687978545
HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOORHOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOORHOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
>>687978545
I am autistic and offended. I'm just doing what I was fucking PAID to do. Lol jk. I'm on 4chan asking people what to say.
>>687978566
YES C;
>>687977731
tfw no dubs
>>687978566
social retardation goes deeper..get
>>687978545
Welcome to 4chan you newfag, we're all socially retarded
That's fucking offensive. I see why he wanted to dump your flat ass.
>>687978545
would you have sex with me if I was a nigger with huge chimpo balls would you give me a good succ
>>687978566
Yeah, I shot yo mom in the dick. I'm an oversized midget with a bucket of shit. Yeah, I like to pee. I'm that one kid who hung your dog from a tree. I'm not racist, I just don't like people whose skin is darker than mine or people who pray to shrines. Because they're dirty, they walk around barefoot and have no vaccines.
>>687978256
Rolling for this
>>687978545
You're
Sorry my mom had the phone she's weird. but can we still fuck now?
>>687978643
Rollerino
>>687978666
WINRAR
fuck all this small talk. ask your bf about this deal. when you ask him about it he may deny my existence, but this is just covering his tracks. really he thinks you are just a vapid, selfish cumdumpster who is a major drain on his resources and energy, with little positive impact on his life, in other words; a leech on his prosperity, and he needs to discard of you by the wayside, like an expended, bloated and old tampon
>>687978686
roll
>>687978692
Tell her hodor dies
Send her a screenshot of the first post in this thread.
>>687978692
my cock is atleast 1 inch
>>687977731
Rolleroni
I was born in fucked up generation, don't blame me
>>687978766
LOOOL WINRAR
>>687978692
Fist me daddy.
Your boyfriend is cheating on you with his best friend, can we fuck now?
>>687978766
Oh heck what a kek
>>687978766
Winrar
>>687978792
reroll
>>687978766
Winrar
>>687978713
Rolling for this
>>687978766
Winnnn
>>687978766
Kek
>>687978797
Roll
>>687978766
do this one OP
>>687978766
Fucking hell
>>687976170
Are you that new here?
>>687978833
WINRAR
>>687978833
Winrar
>>687978766
tis a beautiful day
>>687978844
Winrar
>>687978766
WINRAR
so many gets
>>687978855
WIN
RAR
>>687978692
Unrelated, but clear your notifications
SO MUCH GET IN THIS THREAD HOLY SHIT IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD.
>>687978908
>>687978899
WUBBA LUBBA DOUBLE DUBS
>>687978875
anal?
>>687978545
>>687977731
plz dubs
>>687978999
TRIIIIPS
Look okay. I'm sorry. I'm only doing this because my dick is the size of a thumbdrive and i'm socially crippled coupled with the fact that i have anxiety issues. Dont take it personally that im asking for sex from you. I asked my sister and after a few heated debates we had sex. I'm hoping you're the same? She said my dick was pretty good so theres that going on if you wanna ride me ;)
>>687978797
Fuck you you'll ruin it. Still, rolling.
>>687978916
There you go
>>687978666
holy shit i'm satan, nice trips me
THIS THREAD IS GONNA DIE SOON :(
>>687978999
Trip combo
>>687978990
How about we create a life together?
Guys, help
>>687979151
roll
>>687979063
Roll
>>687979189
"YOU'RE"
>>687979189
Fist me please daddy
>>687978855
Lol this one
>>687979062
Get Schwifty!
>>687979063
Roll
>>687979063
Reroll
>>687979063
roll
>>687978831
Roll
>>687979237
ye well this
You can help me with my erectile dysfunction
Get help? With the money your bf gave me, sure
It's just a prank, bro!
>>687979189
Why cant we be friends, i love you
>>687979189
Just show me your tits and I'll leave you alone.
>>687977731
This
>>687979299
Win
>>687979189
Please forgive my ignorance. But I want to fuck you and your mother together, can this get arranged?
>>687979189
Ask her what tv shows she watches so we can spoil it for her
>>687979063
Roll for this one
>>687979189
Yes, there is much pain in my existence. But just chatting with you offered me so much relief :) we should do this more often. Have you considered becoming a callgirl? You would be very good at it!
quick someone screencap, thread's going soon, make a new one
>>687978990
i've seen the error of ways.
lets get married
in a big cathedral by a priest
if i'm the man that you love the most
you could say i do at least
>>687979331
roll
>>687979317
rolll
Can i have a 3some with you and your dog
>>687979189
You talk shit, but it's clear that the only reason you're still talking to me is that you love the fucking attention, most people would've blocked me by now but since you're a fucking cunt who's been abandoned by everyone else you are desperate from the attention you get from my messages, I've been joking around and meant none of what my messages to you said but it just proves my point
>>687979449
WinRar
>>687979299
yesss
>>687979386
hahaha reroll
>>687979451
Roll
Sorry, I have turrets. I didn't mean to say all that stuff.
>>687979451
Roll
You know your bf tried to // wrists because of you
