Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claiming yume
Best type moon claimed
Should add a rule
>this level of cringe deserves a (You). Please contribute to the /waifu/ fund!
still here
Claimed
>>687964473
Ill prepare my mind for it, is it pretty good overall though?
Its time to overwatch
>>687964849
wew wew mothafucka
Claimed
My replies will be slower, for those who are talking to me
>>687963360
That's fine.
>Best idol claimed
Oddly tired claim
>>687964879
Both Baccano amd Durarara are worth it. It doesnt get overly confusing if you learn the names and faces quickly.
>>687964849
You have a lewdposter. Congrats?
Milinda claim
>>687965030
<3
>>687965200
Sup Mili.
>Rory-sama
These garbage tier cunts can't be your waifus.
I refuse to believe this thread is serious
>>687965339
wew <3
>>687965200
Milinda! You're so close to me now!
>Max traffic outside
>At 5 in the morning
>On a Sunday
What the literal fuck.
>>687965458
slut
here
what do you do all day long? lurking this thread or what?
>>687965567
Nigga get to church.
>>687965458
>>687965591
>>687965247
Hey Rory. I'm good. How are you?
>>687965567
You saying you live in Cali? I haven't flown out yet. Think my flight leaves 5pm Central.
>>687965812
I should be asleep. But overall I feel good.
>>687965664
I'm at work, fuck that noise. It's the fact that I'm downtown that makes it weird.
>>687965812
Aye! About 3 hours from that base it seems.
>>687966015
wew wew mothafucka
>>687965620
Pretty much
>>687965096
I am REALLY slow at memorizing, ill try my best.
>>687966111
>tumblr
>>687966214
>wew
%triforce%
>>687965096
>>687964879
Rory is right on this one. Baccano! is another great watch.
>>687965200
Hey Milinda <3
What's going on over there?
>>687966214
You had one job.
>>687966214
>thumbnail
This lewd poster sucks.
He is probably using Google.
>>687966691
wew
>>687965933
Ah. Don't overdo it friend. Wouldn't want you getting sick or throwing off your sleep schedule. Glad your doing well though.
>>687966035
Nice! Too bad I won't be able to leave post or I would come say hi. Kek
>>687966611
Hey Maki <3
Just playing around with my M9. Waiting for news on when we leave.
>>687966891
I liked that one.
But "Thanks to you guys im finally popular" is best doujin.
>>687966657
saved this on /a/ some time ago, i dont care if its a thumbnail
>>687966978
>Implying youll be leaving it
One night, you'll hear the high revs of a ZX11 off in the distance, and you shall know that it was I, doing sik whoolies near the fence.
>>687967612
Kek. And I shall challenge rev you with a 1500hp turbine tank engine. And do some sweet tank drifts
>>687967612
What do you think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL41EXic65g
>>687966978
Haha, seems like a fun way to kill some time. How long will that take?
>>687967884
>Milinda in a tank
Too fitting. Now pop some tank wheelies!
>Want to find that picture of a Big Hoss with a Viper engine in it
>Stupidest cruiser I've ever seen
>Probably goes Sanic fast though
>>687968010
Interesting, very interesting. Bit too slow for my taste right now though.
My perfect princess :) please rate her
>>687968119
Yeah! I think out bus leaves in 5 hours and our plane in 9...
>>687968669
Don't know about wheelies but I can definitely blow some shit up
>>687968994
Could I view with binoculars from afar? Or is the training area so big that I'd never get a clean look?
croissant
Ako claimed forever
>>687969274
Do you even have those over there?
>>687969491
yeah but you dont see them often
>>687968798
I'd rub my nose on her nipples/10
Hey guys I'm awake.
>>687968994
Ah well you still have some time left. Must be kinda boring trying to distract yourself constantly.
>>687969709
Then cherish them whenever you have the chance to eat.
>>687969976
Morning Perv.
>>687970223
Morning cutie!
Akiko claimed
goeiedag iedereen
>>687970126
alright
>>687970461
Bom dia alegria.
Early morning, well for me, threads are really slow.
I like it.
>>687970461
Mio cucked me super bad, im gonna go cry
>>687970318
Sleep well?
>>687970897
Morning to you too.
>>687970949
RIP
>>687970803
Nice spanish
>>687970897
Yeah, daytime threads are always rather slow. I like them more than nighttime threads. You can get more than 5 posts before a new one is made
>>687970949
How the fuck do you get cucked by Mio? Explain yourself
>>687971124
I just hope I didn't force the other Tomoko away.
He doesn't seem too fond of posting when other Tomoko posters are here.
>>687971007
For the most part. I had a dream about you though.
>Who would have thought you could do that with beads.
>>687971124
>spanish
Since when do you speak Afrikaans?
>>687969203
I don't think you would be able to see anything. Irwin is way too big.
>>687970047
Yeah. I got awhile. I'm super bored
>>687971124
>>687970949
Skills
>>687971328
You what? Beads? Like, what, those bead bracelets that ravers have 40 of?
>>687971637
Whelp, that's a disappointment. Blow up something real good for me in that case!
>>687971787
>>687971124
>>687970949
oh boy mcdiabetes
>>687971007
Not like this
>>687971124
>Get play of the game as lucio
>go to vote and give it to mio since i never vote myself
>i get all other 11 votes after
>kill me
>>687971787
that feel when you are too good
>>687971307
Same artist?
>>687972006
No clue, character collages are pretty common tho.
>>687971810
>Hehehe
Speaking of raves though, we should go to one.
>>687971307
>I just hope I didn't force the other Tomoko away.
We have at least 6 Tomoko posters. I doubt any one of them would get driven away by another. The love for Tomoko is real
>doesn't seem too fond of posting when other Tomoko posters are here
Then I bet he's just lurking
>>687971495
Touchè mon ami
>>687971787
You shouldn't mess with Mugen. He's our dedicated healslut
>>687971898
And of course this fucking faggot crawls out of his hole as I show my face
>>687971994
Ripperoni
I am curious to this potg
did you knock 3 fuckers off a cliff or something?
>>687972101
>character collages
learned a new thing today
>>687972173
nigger
>>687971810
Yeah... I will do just that for you!
>>687964980
>censored
dude...
>>687972169
I haven't been to any raves in years, I'd be down! In fact, the last one I went to wasn't even that great...
>>687972428
Thanks Milinda!
>>687972524
It probably be more fun with a friend or two. Why wasn't the last one good?
>Dark raves you can wear a skirt and noone cares, so I'll expect you to be in one.
>>687964689
>>687964837
>>687965067
>>687968994
>>687970897
>>687972006
>>687972101
>>687972428
All these legs belong to me
>>687972835
Eh, was one of those babbies first rave kinda things. WAY too packed for the small area it was in, and the music was subpar.
>In that case, you're going in one too.
>>687972524
Not a problem friend.
I'm heading out for a bit. I will try to come back later today. See you all later
Claiming :^)
>Outlaw Star ED1
Mmm... 10/10
>>687973158
Subpar music will do that.
You'll have to loan me some clothes then.
Also be careful, some pervs will try and feel up under your skirt.
>>687972261
Karen, check these trips!
>>687973290
>thigh highs
>>687973414
GEH.
DK Mode engaged.
Mobile, pictureless claim.
>Shiro
>>687973168
Alright, see ya then!
>>687973290
Oh boy, here we go.
>>687973418
Hmmm, I wonder what pervs would possibly attempt to do that. Maybe I'll just wear shorts instead.
>>687973538
>making excuses
I've made others draw their waifu on their hand, take a pic and post it.
Do you even love her?
>>687972173
It was his doing
>>687973572
But then I'll be alone in a skirt. You'd have to protect me from being molested.
>You think shorts will stop me? Huehuehue
>>687964689
Fuck you, anime retards.
>>687973650
>implying that this thread is about waifus anymore
>>687973650
Yes.
>Shiro
>>687973840
Kill yourself.
I come here to talk shit and post pictures of my waifu.
You can shitpost and not post pictures of your waifu in >>>/trash/
Where you newwaifufags go.
>it's not about the waifu
Reiterating: kill yourself.
kagami claimed!
>>687973905
Yet you won't even sacrifice a small area so you can express it. Conventionally, it doesn't count without a picture.
>>687974044
I was here since the old days.
These thread is not about any waifu, now anyways. It used to be a waifu general now it's a avatarfaggiing circlejerk for every faggot to hugbox in.
>>687973727
>Didn't look closely at my picture
And the effort was lost...
>>687974331
Instead of QQing anonymously you could try to spark a waifu related discussion.
>>687974331
Just because you are right doesn't mean you are correct!
Claimed, like always.
>>687974244
OK.
>>687974120
How you doing kagami? Sleep well?
>Shiro
>>687974361
>Not opening pictures on mobile
Oh how the tables have turned.
>I think you'd look better without the shorts in the way.
>>687974120
Kagami!
>>687974480
I left these ages ago. I don't plan on ever returning. It's boring here now.
>>687974481
Meh.
Alright everyone im off to bed, sorry if i didnt answer anyone, was overwatching with the bois. See you guys when i wake up
>>687974740
Yet, here you are.
I'm waiting for old waifu threads.
/b/ is going dere with anime with a resurgence of "summer" so it will be a loooong time.
Post you're waifu faggot.
>>687974679
Pitiful.
I feel bad for you're waifu. Having to seal with your unrequited love.
I hope she leaves you.
Good taste coming through
>>687975106
OK.
>my waifu is still shiro
>>687974679
i did!! kinda had to force myself too though lol, how are you shiro??
>>687974703
And why is that? Are you trying to make me catch a cold?
>>687975265
A wild Kagami appears.
>>687975454
Don't worry, I'll keep you warm.
>Just put those shorts away and let me have a look, cutie.
>>687975265
I'm fine, woke up 30 minutes, waiting on breakfast which I believe is casserole, feel depression creeping up on me because can't run due to ankle being hurt.
>Shiro
>>687975854
And you have other waifu saved?
NTR is a shit tier fetish.
Fuck it. This all new crowd.
I'm gonna go finish Outlaw Star.
>>687976191
Not in the mood to take bait, I'm sorry mate. Enjoy outlaw star.
>Shiro
>>687975517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc
hi homu!!! how'd you sleep??
>>687975854
hmmm, i dunno if you can, but try and buy an ankle brace, they do help a lot!!
back
>>687974718
karen, how's it going??
>>687976691
>there only existed 151 pokémons
If you count oversleeping in a weekend as good, then it was good. Whole gen1 OST is nostalgic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHptbeMq2E
>spooky warning
>>687977179
i loved playing yellow version, gen1 was fun as hell!!
>more spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM
>>687975760
Hmmmm, nah, that's okay. I've got a jacket.
>>687977981
Mind if I slipped into that jacket with you?
>Nice panties.
>>687977656
I had yellow too!
>even had a pikachu themed gameboy
GF did a pretty good job with their versions since gen1, and motivating friends to buy game link and different versions.
>lavender town
Maximum spooks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYtNtC8VYkE
Whenever I hear this I keep imagining zubats and geodudes popping up.
>>687977981
>>687978237
Oh my god it's still going
>>687977656
>>687978245
I totally agree and honestly, most of the pkmn games have been a blast. It's just generally hard to not enjoy them.
Anyway, I'm awake and claiming
>>687978237
I don't think there's room for 2.
>>687978682
Hiiiii Renge!
Kyouko claimed.
>>687978245
lol!!! sounds exactly like my school days!!! gotta get that charizard lol
>mt moon
b-but why.....too....many....zubats....
>>687976379
>>>/c/
Pretend to care.
>>687979124
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>>687979011
Morning Kyouko, what's up?
>>687978869
Hello dear, how's your night been? Are you off work yet?
>renge
>>687979011
Ayy.
>>687978682
It completely blows my mind how much content they managed to fit in gen2 cartridges.
New systems from gen1 included:
>pokégear
>shinies
>breeding
>the unowns and their puzzles
And the most mindblowing of everything was
>2 regions and 16 badges
>>687979124
>charizard
Most overrated starter. Fite me.
>zubats
Crobat is actually one of my favourite pokémons, it's still annoying to get 10 low level zubats in a row through random encounters.
>>687978682
No brakes on the rape train.
>Toot toot
>>687978869
We can make room, we just have to press real close together.
>not having repels
This is the existence you choose. You can really only blame yourself.
>>687964689
go back to s4s karenfag
Вкатился
>>687979588
i agree, he wasn't even that strong, but he looks cool and that's all that matters lol
i wish they made some of the minor pokemon stronger, because a lot of them have really cool designs!!!
>>687979547
Not much since I just woke up.
Seems to be rainy today aswell.
What about you?
>>687979588
lmao.
>Best pic
>>687979944
>i wish they made some of the minor pokemon stronger
Isn't that one of the reasons they invented megas? Mega farfetch'd when?
>>687979680
My 10 year self didn't realize how good repels were.
>>687979547
Went by super fast. Already home, grandma made pancakes so I got to have some today!
>Truly the best of breakfast foods.
>>687979675
I dunno about that, how close would you have to be to fit inside a single person jacket...it sounds uncomfortable...maybe I'll just deal with a sweatshirt instead.
>>687980081
Reading OP.
Nerf reading.
>>687980157
You're being a tease on purpose.
>I like it.
Sweat shirts are itchy aren't they?
>I could always rub where it itches though.
>>687980081
>tfw i haven't played a pokemon game since diamond
are they mega versions really good??
>>687980157
Aw nice, I was just craving pancakes this morning as I woke up! I don't think we have any though
>holy shit that image god bless
>>687980076
Nice cosplay. I don't know that it will rain here, just overcast, but I just woke up as well. Slept in probably longer than I should have but I slept well.
>>687979588
I agree, reminds me of golden sun in that aspect. It's like the game just forgot its own hardware limitations.
>>687980250
Are you high again? Or is that me?
>>687980399
I didn't play gen6 games either... but in competitive they are nice, changed the meta a lot and made every team have a trump card.
>gen5 games are pretty good
>>687980523
Probably both of us.
>>687980523
i've heard they balanced it out a little more, but i still don't like the whole fairy type thingy, dragons need to be op'd lol
>>687980361
Am I? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be! Should I just go to bed now?
>>687980506
Could always do what my grandma did when she was a kid and make welfare pancakes!
>Makoto truly is the best~
>>687964689
I want her to mother my children,
I want to come home late from my dead end office job, and see her sitting by the fire reading comic books with my son and daughter, I instantly feel better because although my career might be going nowhere, I've met the love of my life.
As she sees me coming in the door, her eyes light up, and a warm smile spreads across her face, she's trying hard not to look silly but she can't help it, she runs to me and we embrace, the feeling of her head against mine, and her warm, loving body so close makes me feel like all is right in the world. Strands of her beautiful blonde hair are lying across my face, and it smells like fresh vanilla, I can faintly hear her pure, compassionate heart beat against my chest.
"I love you" she whispers.
She looks towards our children, their faces are the perfect combination of hers and mine. "Who wants to watch Batman vs Superman?" She asks them. They cheer and run from the couch towards us and hug our legs.
Claimed
>>687980908
Only if I can get in the bed with you
>Do you sleep newd? It's nice.
>>687981337
My bed is just a small one person couch. I don't think you'd fit. And no, I don't!
>>687980908
You probably should but it's tough for me to say that since we just started talking minutes ago.
>>687980399
I stopped after diamond but did play omega ruby, mega versions are neat but the games are much too easy now, partly because of that. PvP is better but PvE has suffered.
>>687980850
Faeries were a great introduction, it wasn't just as a threat for dragons, it was also to make poison and steel stronger as offensive types.
You can't refuse that some of the faeries look awesome, see M-Altaria for example. I think they should have introduced/converted more pokémons into fairies tho... there aren't even enough to make a solid fairy monotype team.
>>687980506
>It's like the game just forgot its own hardware limitations.
>whispers into your ear
Chrono Trigger.
>>687980791
If /waifu/ could ever meet it would be nice to have the potheads sharing their dank from all around the world.
>>687981565
We can spoon. I'm sure we'd fit. Or you can sleep on top of me.
>Or under me.
![[]D [] []V[] []D.png](https://i.imgur.com/eopA2CY.jpg "[]D [] []V[] []D.png")
>>687980523
>>687980791
Is that kush I smell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxptFSJJ14Y
>>687981779
You're an artist, Mizore, and lewds are your medium.
>>687981757
That, too, definitely. Also sharing dank across the world sounds pretty awesome.
>>687981757
There's a good number here in Texas. Awkwardly smoking silently with a bunch of nerds and lolicons sounds...
Absolutely terrifying.
>>687982104
I'm doing grocery shopping too
>Nani!? Multitrack lewding?
>Mizore
>>687981757
i really don't have room to argue lol, i know they converted clafairy into a fairy type!!
the only fairy type i remember is the keyring lol, so that kinda ruined them for me, but ill look M-Altaria up
>faeries
that's a crazy way to spell that!!!! i guess the proper way lol
>kagami
