ITT we post quotes from video games and other /b/tards try to guess the game.
"Let me see your face..."
>>687933733
Oblivion
"... I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons, most of them were government property. Aas for the suit, I think you've earned it..."
>>687933733
"yes... you are the one from my dreams!" Oblivion mate.
Next one (yes its easy one)
"Keep up motherfucker!"
>>687934100
>>687934100
Half-life (the first one I think)
>>687934100
Half Life! a.k.a one of the best games ever made.
>>687934100
HL
Ready to serve...I'm not ready!
jub jub related
"It's time to chew ass"
>>687934100
>I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons
>nostalgia
Half-Life 2
>>687934596
duke nukem?
>>687934254
San Andreas
>>687934254
San Andreas? Never played it for more than an hour though
>>687934254
San Andreas
"The Answer lies in the heart of battle"
>>687933733
"THIS ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING!"
Slightly older game, still pretty good if you into horror with okay visuals.
Sir, finishing this fight.
"...are you afraid of God?"
"No... but I'm afraid of you."
The gun knows.
torpedos locked and loaden herr Oberleutnant zur See
"Greetings, mortal... Are you ready to die?"
>>687935041
bioshock infinite
>>687935091
postal
"Stop right there criminal scum! You violated my mother! You ruined my wife! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"WOLOLO
"Hey, cousin! We should play some bowling together!"
"The village where I was born and raised... I will defend it!"
"I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bea- See-See- Lest...
Did I ever tell you... The definition... Of insanity ?
"Do you like hurting other people?"
It's an indie game
"Failing to succeed does not mean failing to progress"
>>687936105
FarCry 3
>>687936105
fc3
>>687936135
I think I know but I need more words of this quote to be sure
>>687936135
Hotline Miami
"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!"
>>687936135
hotline miami.
'fuck me'
Its me, Mario!
"Cousin, let's go bowling"
>>687936655
Assassin's Creed 2
>>687935548
I laughed my ass off when i first saw that gamer poop.
Oblivion #3
>>687935675
aoe2, i think
>>687935798
gta4
"Cheeki breeki iv damke"
"What's with the swords? Aren't you supposed to arrest me?"
>>687936844
One of my favorite scenes next to "A little birdie once told me"
>>687935991
Dark Souls 2 mother fucker
"Well you certainly put on quite a show, but it looks like everyone's alright..."
pam pam peram pam per am
>>687936655
Battletoads
>>687935798
Obvious quote, that obviously is Tommy Bamanabonnie from Grand theft auto VII
"Life is like a bowl of fruit, slowly rotting in a hot kitchen!"
>>687937040
May the flames guide your way
>>687936875
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
"Soul of the mind, key to lifes ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel."
>>687936655
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>687933733
"can't wait to get on that food nipple back on the ship"
paraphrasing
>>687934596
>>687934664
Wrong. It's Dick Kickem'
>>687934997
Halo reach
Hail to the king, babe!
Mike Aruba
>>687934596
dick kickem
>>687937667
Not reach. That's a master chief quote from the end of
>>687934997
Halo 3
Insert coin to continue.
"If only I could be so grossly incandescent..."
"Eddy... have you gone nuts?!"
>>687937600
Halo
>>687937902
CoD franchise
>>687938038
Gimme dat Dark Souls boiii
>>687938038
Dark Souls
"Democracy is non-negotiable"
>>687938038
Sun Praiser 2011
>>687937400
Winner
"Tis a fine day to farm for xp!"
Hint: repeated in-game 4th wall breaks
''YOU GO HOME IN BODY BAG G.I''
"I’m not saying I should be your first pick for a dance partner at the inaugural ball, but in the Deep Roads, I’m your man."
"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
>>687933733
"I dearly hope that there's a special place in hell waiting for you."
"We may never know. I intend to live forever."
>>687938244
Dragon Age 2?
"Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!"
"Our victory is assured because.. MY LOOORD.. IS INVINCIBLLLLLLLE-hahahahahHAHAHAHAH~~"
>>687938181
Fallout 3
>>687938181
Liberty Prime fo3
>>687938360
Origins, but I'll accept it.
"the nuclear winter almost makes mojave me wish patrolling"
"This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?"
>>687938322
Warcraft 3
>>687938475
Fallout new Vegas
>>687938503
Portal
>>687938378
Fallout: New Vegas
>>687937421
demon's souls
>>687938257
Pokémon, mate
"Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas."
>>687938378
fallout new vegas
>>687938587
Yep
>>687938605
Dead Space 2
"We moved toward the city, secure in our holy cause, and beheld such a fortress"
>>687938475
Fallout NV
"Well howdy partner!" Also, why is this fucking robot everywhere I go?
"You always did have a high opinion of yourself, John"
>>687933733
"It's hiiigh nooon."
check the guild for more quests
>>687938749
Borderlands?
>>687936655
New super luigi bros u
"You must be Chewbacca. Why are you here?"
"There's movement all over the place!"
>>687936916
"No...">>687937098
The Witcher 2 or maybe witcher 3? I've been playing them both recently
>>687938749
Faaaaallout NV
"First I'm gonna take your ride, then I'm gonna take your girl. Get ready for that."
''FOR THE ORDER''
[at the swamp] Okay, and when we're done you have to return those three to normal!
>>687936165
Antichamber?
>>687938699
Batman: Arkham Asylum?
>>687939008
Chivalry, literally just got off that game
"Shadow is not cast, but born of fire. And, the brighter the flame, the deeper the shadow"
>>687939080
no. :C Think book made game
>>687938198
CYKA BLYAT, IDI NAHUY TOVARISHCH FAG, SOBAKA.
>>687938213
Hint #2: recently free for 2 weeks on xbl
"Now, let me show you the true power of a nephalem"
I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face
"The peacefulness of solitude is not to be mistake for the loneliness of Isolation" something like that. Hint because it's a paraphrase: Josh
>>687939271
Diablo 3!
>>687936739
Underrated.
>>687939281
Vice City. The beginning scene.
>>687939281
Ken Rosenberg GTA Vice City
Surprisingly enough,
>>687936739
is actually correct
From where you're kneeling, this must seem like a 13-karat run of bad luck
>>687938785
Red dead?
>>687939448
RIGHT!!! i remember that!
>>687939236
Castle Crashers?
''you need to go find us another controller chip
we need that chip''
"You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where..."
>>687939510
Yup!
Alright Next one:
"Welcome to the colony!"
>>687939072
YES
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
>>687939608
Fallout.
Look at all the juice!
"Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"
>>687939336
Yep next one>>687939489
"i don't even have time to explain why i don't have time to explain"
>>687939632
Morrowind for the win
>>687939632
Morrowind
>>687939744
Dishonored
pump a rum pump a rum
"Do you like hurting other people?"
>>687939716
Grand Theft Auto Vice City
>>687939716
San andres, Big smoke you backstabbing piece of shit.
>>687939767
Farming Simulator 2014
>>687939716
San Andreas
Too easy so far.
Get ready for some real challenge:
"Another peace keeping occupation?"
"Who wants some Wang?"
"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
"Stand up, there you go. you were dreaming. Whats your name"
Look, it's not my fault the pilot was bitten
>>687939926
it's sad how much time it took me to get that joke
"Sweatin' like a hooker in church"
"You brought a hooker to church"
>>687940000
At least you god quads out of it :\
>>687937701
Dunkey
>>687939767
DERSTENER
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
>>687939955
>I am sworn to carry your burden
Easy peacie lemon squeezie
Skyrim.
All your base are belong to us
"you are...a robot."
>>687939846
do try to keep up
>>687939993
Left4dead?
>>687939888
nope.
>>687939901
>>687939952
yes indeed!
"...In my haste, I forgot coke. Get it for ke and I'll clear the road"
>>687940228
Yeah
>>687939993
L4D2
>>687940131
I already told you holmes, i dont know.
" I raised you, and loved you, I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life."
>>687934254
Shit CJ, shit.
"I'm interested in this..."
"hehehe --Thank you!"
"i like your ass"
"your lying morgan!"
"Whatever you do, whatever you say, whatever crazy shit you think of to rationalize this crazy shit, remember one thing: It won't fuckin' matter"
>>687936619
Heart attacks lol bf4
its high noon somewhere..
>>687940471
fking Youtube poop mashup lmao
Half as long, twice as bright.
One of my favorites games, not perfect but love it.
"They hide in metal boxes! Metal boxes!!!
The cowards! The fools!"
>>687940471
that's LA Noire gamerpoop or whatever the fuck it's called
>>687940471
Gamer poop
what can change the nature of a man?
>>687940471
not a game, faggot it's just a youtube series. but both of those quotes are from L.A. Noire
>>687940357
RIP Boss
>>687940192
Zero Wing
-Live for the swarm!-
"They eat with their mouths?! I think I'm gonna be sick."
>>687938226
>filename
"May I have a word with you about your purse and your belongings?"
>>687940743
kek
>>687933733
theres a hole in your left wing
theres a hole in your left wing
theres a hole in your left wing
theres a hole in your left wing
theres a hole in your left wing
theres a hole in your left wing
>>687940655
That game had so many great and memorable moments.
"HOSTILES ON THE GROUND. DO YOU COPY?"
I used to be an adventurer like you.
Round one. Fight!
"kept you waiting, huh?"
>>687934596
>>687934664
>>687937608
>>687937811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lkMidwc2wg
Hostile is fucking down!
>>687940885
Every Mortal Kombat game ever.
>>687940897
kek'd
>>687933733
Kingdom Hearts IXX
>>687940884
Skai Reem
>>687940895
Phantom Pusseh
>>687940885
Squeef Feiter 2
"Welcome to die!"
>>687940743
no one has even guessed yet, I realized as soon as I posted it
"You may be a nigger but I'm the bigger nigger."
>>687934809
sf4 ryus fight line
"Do you hear the voices too?!"
"I realized the moment I fell into the fissure, that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed, and I must admit however, such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about whose hands might one day hold my Myst book are unsettling to me. I know my apprehensions might never be allayed... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
>>687935846
LoZ Ocarina of Time
"I can smell my own blood.
FEAR ME!!"
"history is written by the victors here i am thinking we've won"
>>687940725
Anybody?
>>687941036
I almost beat that hot mess of a game on ps2 lol
>>687941158
Myst
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee.."
>>687941171
Nope.
>>687941234
Correct.
"Die Monster, you dont belong in this world"
>>687941176
W@W
>>687941300
Castlecrashers: symphony of destruction
>>687940895
metal gear solid
>>687941256
Tetris
>>687941256
Hello kitty island adventure
>>687941300
Castlevania
>>687937316
And may you praise the Sun!
>>687941300
SOTN
omfg nobody got my shop quotes from above wtf
>>687938070
resident evil 2 kek
Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad whore!
"..."
>>687941256
This is an easy one.
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
>>687941427
YES!!
>>687941256
Rock Simulator 2025
>>687940811
War cunter
>>687940895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rF8UAr47Km
>>687941171
When the fuck does Link ever talk???
"Twas an act of charity"
"history is written by the victors here i am thinking we've won"
"I have fury!"
"You weak pathetic mortals Are Too Easy!"
Tricky
"It's okay, I got enough magazines"
"We're losing this battle! Start fighting or I'll find someone who can!"
Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?
"Wrex"
>>687941797
Mario and Luigi wow nice
"Zugzug"
You have not enough minerals
death is the only alternative to communism!
>>687941700
Never said Link said it dipshit.
>>687940259
l4d2
>>687941904
Majoras mask
>>687941904
Which is the true mask... the mask.. or my face?
>>687941938
StarCraft 4
>>687941930
Wow wans't expecting anyone to know that one, gj
>>687939647
Gothic
"That doesn't work like that."
ASSASSINO!!!
>>687939003
NFS most wanted?
>>687941934
Warcraft
Dabbu muthafuckka
>>687941146
"It is a good pain!"
>>687941630
got a winner here folks
>>687940725
DaH, obviously
>>687940900
Spec Ops: The Line
>>687941893
Uhhh... this one is difficult, as lots of games use it... I think you can hear it on the terran side in planetside 2, in Insurgency on the insurgents side and the last one i can think of would be warhammer 40k when playing space marines
How many babies have you eaten today?
>>687941893
Battlefield 2
>>687934950
The suffering?
>>687942072
Portal 2
prosekhe?
metalefs
Cousin! It's your cousin! Let's go bowling!
>>687942394
Bingo! Got it
"I need a gun"
"Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand."
Super easy one
War, war never changes. But men do, through the roads they walk.
>>687942536
Modern Warfare, or black ops, or one of them
"I'LL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!"
I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Ass is?
>>687942636
moderwarfare 2 lol
This world is just a dream, and I'm done with dreaming!
>>687936619
MW2
>>687935870
Why does it sound like something a raider will say in fallout?
"Gimme somethin' 't shoot..."
" *ssst* Awwww yeah."
>>687942554
F a l l O u t
"Do you feel like a hero yet?"
>>687942791
too easy
I'm comin' for you, you Nazi fuckin' spaceman.
>>687939826
DS3
>>687942554
Duke Nukem
"La Li Lu Le Lo"
>>687942859
Which fallout? This specific quote is said in one of the DLCs
"Would you kindly"
>>687942964
MGS
Did you hear what happened to Lesnitsky?
>>687942863
Pfft, we already did that one. >>687942288
>>687942916
wolfeinstein
>>687943038
Bioshock
>>687942086
Yep
>>687942993
Can't remember. Been too long
>>687942460
AOM baby!
>>687942993
new vegas
Prostagma? Etimos!
This one might be hard if you are not a 90s kid
Wait a minute... You're not dead! Yes! now i can finally get off this glacier.
>>687943206
borderlands
"Well, my mother wanted me to come talk to you about an honest job, but I need real money, so this ain't gonna cut it."
>>687943159
Shit I was just a minute to fucking late
>>687943054
>Did you hear what happened to Lesnitsky?
last light
>>687943054
Metro last light
>>687943244
ding ding ding
>>687943048
Correct
Knowest thou of a maid named Anri?
>>687943252
You didn't feel it enough
>>687943249
>"Well, my mother wanted me to come talk to you about an honest job, but I need real money, so this ain't gonna cut it."
come on guy mafia 2
>>687941717
>was an act of charity
AM from dota?
"These....are not my thoughts."
"I must move faster"
"Have i died?"
"Lyssa confound you"
anybody?
You mortals are like wasps. You build your lives/nests from the slimmest of branches, and when the wind shakes your home/life free, you seek to sting the wind to death. Instead of realizing your foolish mistakes, attempting to repair the damage you have caused yourselves, and learning from your experience, you bring harm to any who have the misfortune to blunder near you in your time of pain and distress. My advice to you - and to all mortals: Stop acting like an insect and start acting sentient.
"Play time is over!"
"You pay!" (Yes he/she actually spells it like that)
Hint: N64
>>687943396
DS3
My name's Alan Wake and I'm a writer.
"I'm just an old man, plus me balls are saggy."
"....."
>Nobody will get this
>>687943445
>You mortals are like wasps. You build your lives/nests from the slimmest of branches, and when the wind shakes your home/life free, you seek to sting the wind to death. Instead of realizing your foolish mistakes, attempting to repair the damage you have caused yourselves, and learning from your experience, you bring harm to any who have the misfortune to blunder near you in your time of pain and distress. My advice to you - and to all mortals: Stop acting like an insect and start acting sentient.
doom?
>>687943540
Alex Sleep
>>687943540
Duke Spookem
>>687943540
Ratchet & Clank
Beg that I succeed. For I have seen the Throne of the Gods, and it was empty!
"Anyone who wages war, knows my name"
I TRUSTED YOU!
FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!
"Without the sinner, what need is there for a redeemer? Without sin, what grace has forgiveness?"
School's out for summer
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER
>>687943669
Lady Comstock, Bioshock Infinite
>>687943668
>>687943669
I've heard theae, no idea tho
te voy a hacer picadillo!
"The most horrible thing about death is how it turns a person into a thing. It's a thing that looks like your friend, but it's not them anymore. Just this strange cold shell, and every time you look at it you feel a little of that coldness creeping around the edges of your soul."
"Remember, you will die"
"Don't Break Up The Team! Carlson and Peeters, page 823."
The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well.
"556's and pineapples?"
"The unseen blade, is the deadliest"
"What I have done, cannot be undone"
"No technique is forbidden"
>>687939955
Shadow Warrior
"nice new tits"
>>687943878
Is that..
Me and earl and the dying girl? Or whatever the fuck?
We need your help, ......! Andross has declared war! He's invaded the Lylat System and is trying to take over Corneria! Our army alone can't do the job! Hurry, .....,
>>687944004
Nope, try again
>>687942525
Halo
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a gangster
Here I am, just enjoying my second amendement right, and you people just have to freak out on me.
"Our soldiers fight for the glory of the Commonwealth! Our workers labour for the glory of the Commonwealth! Our children sing for the glory of the COMMONWEALTH!"
>>687943668
Dead Space
>>687944097
Zero Escape?
>>687943653
Darksiders
"September 28, Daylight [...]"
"I have held this sword.....always."
"You may attempt to defend yourself"
"A darkness lurks within me"
"EYES OPEN!"
>>687943562
>I'm just an old man, plus me balls are saggy
https://youtu.be/fVkdAtj_-a0?t=3m3s
>>687944279
Minutemen probs
>>687944279
Commonwealth 2: The Commonwealthening
>>687944393
Negative. Nothing to do with Fallout.
"Mission accomplished, return to base"
>>687944378
I don't know what that is but I want to?
Sword, give me strength!
Blood, darkness, come unto me!
More, need more souls!
All from same character in the same game
I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!
Share thi
>>687944366
bingo
>>687944279
Bioshock? Maybe..? Cause its not fallout..
>>687944563
Nope. It's an older game.
>>687944556
The Ballad of the Damned
... I swear
... Ok
Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!
>>687944348
You got it
>>687944470
bo2
>>687944279
Red Faction 2!! Sopot Says "Mind the traaaacks!"
>>687944645
Red Faction 2
Aw, papapishu!
>>687944733
There you go!
"What the difference between you and us!" "Im not wearing hockey pads"
>His wounds appear Chaos inflicted... are you certain of these charges?
>>687944655
Nope
Resident Evil 3 >>687944378
Ah, Dodgeball! How I love the sound of boys crying in the morning!
"heh.. This is what the future looks like!"
