Waifu thread >7:30am edition The rules are very simple:
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu thread
>7:30am edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>insult/discuss
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Rattle
>Argue about dumb shit
>Most importantly: like lolis
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/319/
Dio-sama...
>>687931837
>4:30pm edition
>>687931837
>like lolis
get out
>>687931491
I can appreciate that desu, I'm kinda the same just no repetitive beats with no variation in the music desu
I like a little pump though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qtyw84F5DM
>>687931436
Ah okay lol, thought it was actual 28 days.
Crazy
>>687931553
Same same, about to get off and play some games since I have the internet to myself today.
>>687931053
Official art appears to agree with you.
>>687931553
Nooooo! I told you, I don't actually like mayo and it's just best for mashed potatoes!
Miho claimed
>>687930015
You should use suntan lotion.
>>687931837
>More Like 12:30am
>One time Penny found me in the mines passed out.
>"I thought you were dead! Be more careful Anon!"
>She was crying and I felt really fuckin bad.
Still here.
>New pictures.
Claimed
Hey everyone.
Hatsuzuki claim
>>687932122
>"I thought you were dead! Be more careful Anon!"
>tfw no gf
>>687932232
Fake HATS.
Go away.
>>687930390
She taught me that I shouldn't treat people like they're broken and I have to trust them to be strong.
She's got burn scars, emotional trauma and crippling social anxiety, but past that Hanako is the sweetest thing I've ever met. Hell, near the end of her route where I was given a decision that would either lead me to her good or bad end, I thought about the decision for a full day because I really didn't want to mess things up with her.
>the end scene made me so happy I couldn't stop smiling until I fell asleep
>>687930497
Yes?
>QOTT
What's the most insignificant and trivial thing that has made you sad?
>I dropped my soup today
One day everyone is gonna bake with the full rules.
I'll fight for this.
But for now, I'll just go to sleep since it's 8:30AM.
>>687932160
I can see where this is going.
>>687932058
>like lolis
>get out
Should've been: "like feet", right?
>Yes, this is to trigger people
>(34) just for Karen
See you later everyone.
>>687932323
chen
>>687932366
>What's the most insignificant and trivial thing that has made you sad?
The existence of humans as insignificant as you.
>>687932104
I used some. After being out for like 4 hours.
I am not smart.
>>687932246
GFs are overrated.
...
I'm not bitter, you're bitter.
Shut up self.
>>687932058
Yeah that would be a pain to deal with, a whole February for a season.
>>687932246
Luckily she was just concerned about my health.
>Also that was the last time I passed out in the mines
>I got 3 health away, and this fuckin bat was flying at me, so I used a right click skill with an iron rod.
>Squished the poor bastard with the force of an earthquake.
>>687932366
>My old picture album got corrupted, managed to salvage maybe half of what I originally had.
>nothing important or that I couldn't replace.
>Just kinda got sad.
>>687932491
>>687931580
Nom nom nom
>>687931736
>
>>687932366
Does liking emi make you
>heated
Also claiming
>>687932452
>(34)
seeya kyouko
Looking back at Katawa-anon's post. I think we all learn from our waifu's.
If some are wise, we begin to get wiser. If some are kind, we may act kinder than before.
Just how I see it.
>claimed
>>687931611
Oh, anyways when I said it was still unknown to me, it was what we, in the trade, call a lie. Ever since I was but a young boy I've always kept useless memories, memories that will never leave my mind, they are meaningless but I will remember them forever. I even remember the very first memory I've ever had. I was standing in my house, around the age of 3 or 4 and I asked my mother who was in the kitchen what I was eating for supper, she said I was eating spaghetti and I was incredibly happy, I then returned to my room and I have no idea what may have happened after that. The reason why I keep these memories though, are unknown to me.
>>687932175
I fucking hate dragons, too
Or at least mostly the ones that let themselves be "tamed" Dragons are supposed to be selfish beasts that constantly get a metric shit ton of hoes and gold and keep them in their cave, or castle depending if it's a world where dragons are almost considered gods.
I still hate those kinds of dragons too, though.
So I suppose what I'm trying to say is I hate dragons in general, especially pussy ones.
>>687930444
Kek come on dude
>>687930485
With your kirito cosplay and many knowing him, I doubt it
>>687930497
I'll give you my Big Mac, my sweet Cinnabun. ;)
>>687930767
Wew lad that's a good thing. Right?
>>687931053
Yup. Well known body builders. Look up jay cutler body builder cause I took a pic with him
>>687931436
Kek. I remember my first and last time smoking weed. Good time was had
>>687931553
It'll be really weird. The machine would'nt move at all and you look like a fish out of water
>>687931611
In a way yeah. Mostly had fun
>>687932366
I was high once and my friend put a lighter with the flint end towards me and thought it was funny because it's a lighter note a cigarette. But it was held like a cigarette. Then someone took it away from me saying it's too dangerous for me. Got real sad
>>687932406
>>687932452
>I didn't notice the condoms
>I didn't notice the lube
Oh god what have I done
>>687932620
>>687932058
just making sure i don't get called out for saying discuss how disgusting lolis are desu
>>687931756
>singles but close to dubs rattle
why were you outside for 9 hours
>>687932452
oh fuck i never though of that
next bread ;^)
>>687932058
That was alright, the video was pretty neat. I mainly listen to old rock, it's pretty fun to try and play on guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySO-gryuO-c
>>687932160
Nice.
>>687932452
Bye.
>>687932810
>>687932366
I once shed a manly tear when I dropped a steak steakwich. Think a steak wrapped in bacon with a steak on either side as a sandwich
>>687932620
Sup Chen
>>687932642
>
>>687932883
>>687932323
>Fake HATS.
There was never a real one
>>687932366
Generally trivial things don't get to me. Those trivial things however do remind me of much bigger things, and that generally gets to me hard.
>>687932776
Yep, cars running red lights would be BS since they have enough metal to trigger the sensors. Motorcycles do not, unless you have a pigfat cruiser.
still here
>>687932776
Well its not like I'm a smelly creep fuck, silly me
Actually got hollared plenty of times even tho there were bizillions of kiritos
>>687932727
>I suppose I learned from Penny what it means to keep your dreams alive, to live on even with crippling sadness
>To also believe that somebody out there wants to love you and care for you, and honestly believes in you and everything you do.
>Also that I shouldn't let myself die in a dungeon, it'll make waifu sad.
>>687932859
You can play the guitar?
>>687932058
>Internet to myself
Live it up man. Playing some more OW I'm guessing?
>>687932089
Kek, just a bit of banter m8y. Next time I actual cook I'll toss it in there.
>>687932366
Losing my beard comb.
>>687932452
See ya around.
>>687932776
It could be transformed into a placer for massages.
>Best idol claimed
>>687933228
go to bed
Hamakaze claim
>>687932700
-_-
>>687932727
Wise words anon
>>687933043
>dropped a steak sandwich
Sir that is not insignificant that is a disaster of epic proportions and you have every right to cry
>>687933338
>the horror
>>687933043
Hi Rory.
>>687933044
>>687932854
My parents were having a "drink and pool day".
Usually i slink out after a while because introvert. Did not today because drunk. So now i'm a lobster.
My eyes fucking burn.
>>687933325
A little, I've never had any lessons and I've only been doing it for like 2 or 3 months. I can play by ear though, so I guess that's neat.
Time to play games before people start coming back
bye guys
>>687933305
And I learned from Gard to
>Smile and keep your head high, at least to fool her into thinking you're happy
In a way, I sorta live for her.
>>687933073
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee!
>>687933286
That's what's up mang
>>687933338
I dunno man
>>687933427
Welcome back
>>687933604
Peace my dude
>>687933466
>BTFO
I know i should kill myself
>>687932776
I cant handle jobs like that
I need something to fill the time if im going to be there all day
>>687933594
>My eyes fucking burn.
>
>>687933666
O shit I'm satan
>>687932222
Yooo, how was your day?
>>687932452
Enjoy your rest
>>687932746
That's good to know, I guess. Have any other things that mispleases you that you want to address?
>>687933228
How was your day?
>>687933623
Heya Gardanon, heh, turned you into a digimon
>>687933704
Painting the place for 10 hours kills time
>shinoa
>>687933338
Haha, don't forget your grad A corm!
>>687933623
You just reminded me that i still haven't grabbed my manaphy...
>>687933666
satan trips and thanks
>>687933707
Hi Miho.
>>687933742
Well, you do have a habit of tempting people
>>687933822
I've had a shit day
>I dropped my soup
>cut myself while shaving because the shower head fell on me
Original content/ edit, I have too much time on my hands.
>>687933623
>Honestly the best thing is to find something or someone worth living for, me? I live because it pisses a lot of people off, and also because I'm not gonna die unless its on my own terms, with my own two hands, doing some crazy ass shit that'll land me on national news! -Anonbro 2013
>>687934111
>>cut myself while shaving because the shower head fell on me
I've has that before.
Mine is really loose. I have to keep tightening it up.
>>687933466
Not trying to look like Shaggy mang.
>>687933604
See ya later.
>>687933666
You're Satan, you should know everything.
>>687933875
If it wasn't so late and I didn't want to risk burning the house down I'd whip it all together now.
>>687933943
Hello boobies.
>>687933426
its only midnight
>>687933822
average
>>687934362
lucky its 2:50 am here
>>687933666
>THE DEVIL HAS ARRIVED!
>>687934358
Doing well?
>>687933822
Digimon was merely... okay.
And heya Trist-anon. How are ya?
>>687933875
Phanphy is still the only shiny I ever got.
Ever.
>>687933666
>dub satan trips
Welcome my lord
>>687934642
I had a Ponyta and a Rattata. I got a cheated shiny Deoxys but it was a hacked poke.
>>687933666
Smug it up satan
>>687934642
>Mfw never gotten a shiny
>Got a gold star melon in Stardew
>Gave it to Penny because she said "Around this time of year... my dad left, he said it was all too much and just... disappeared. Sorry for unloading this on you, its just, I start thinking around this time of year."
>Realized it was worth nearly 400~
>Still would've given it to Penny because she was sad and her happiness is priceless.
>>687934283
Oh I'm sure you'd whip something. :^)
>Risk burning the house down
Are you one of those people that forgets to turn the oven off?
>>687934642
>Has a shiny Gardevoir
THe only other shiny I've ever gotten was a Psyduck back in FireRed when I didn't know what a shiny was. I just thought a blue psyduck looked cool so I caught it.
>>687934505
Yeah. Just sitting here talking to some friends on Curse. And thinking about going to get a sandwich.
Isn't it like 3 where you live?
>>687934469
i mean i do live in cali
>>687933911
How ya doing my dude?
>>687934111
Really now?
>>687934283
Is that so?
>>687934475
>
>>687934719
Mene mene tekel
>>687934855
I will
>>687935240
poor soul
have a free pat
>>687935163
>>687935261
lol Yeah its 257am
>>687935004
I mean, If I'm super lenient I ////technically/// have a shiny Gardevoir.
~It's a card though..~
>>687934955
She must've been very honored, nice on ya
>>687934855
Gotta do it fair mayne
>>687935272
>
>>687935505
Seems a little early for a sandwich.
>>687935272
De fuck is up with your image?
>>687935723
I only been up since 3pm
>>687935542
>Top quality fruit netted me a full heart.
>Well worth it to see a smile on her face anyway
Yeah I think so, she's always really grateful whenever I bring her something she really likes. I feel a sense of pride in myself as a farmer when my produce goes to happiness rather than profit
>But I need house upgrades and more farm buildings
>I wanna make big money and give Penny a nice comfy life.
>Also gotta save 5k for that marriage seashell thing.
>>687935004
Oh, really? Do tell what that might be :^)
If I'm getting too immersed into a show or vidya then yes sadly. In this case I don't want to fall asleep and have it happen.
>>687935272
Absolutely, you hold knowledge of the world.
>>687935272
No spookle please.
>
>>687936002
I guess that makes sense.
>>687931989
>>687935542
Oh god, I haven't touched my cards in some time.
>Tfw literally no one to play cards against
I just wanna cheese my way to victory with my fairy deck. ;~;
>>687936055
You'll find out in time. :^)
>Fall asleep
What time did you go to bed yesterday?
>>687935272
Yes, really you smug snake
>it's mostly for the bunny but still
>wait a minute what the hell
>>687936230
Niiiiiiice
>>687935272
is that a clown or what the hell is that
>>687935272
>filename
>>687936230
>attempt 2
>failure is likely
>>687936113
Yeah. Not sure if ill get off my lazy ass but if i do. Do i want a chicken salad sub or roast beef sub?
>>687936451
Roast beef, fuck chicken.
>>687936230
Sugar.
>>687936435
Good luck Galko.
Please sleep.
>>687936435
Night ^^
>>687936033
I wish you the best o luck, Penny-anon. I'm positive she'll love you no matter what
Be it shady shack or a mansion. She'll seem to follow you, heh.
>>687936346
Fuggin fite me m8
>>687936346
I'll be waiting ::^)
Technically I never went to bed. You remember how long I was up. Only had naps throughout the day
>The one at the dentist was so comfy.
>>687936435
Good luck Galko.
>>687935723
Why are you so mean big sis?
>>687935729
Read the file name. Makes a lot more sense
>>687936055
Smug knows all
>
>>687936109
The bun isn't here so I'm free of doing what I want!
>>687936230
Wew
>>687936352
I do it l for the bun <3
>wait a minute what the hell?
Is it the pic?
>>687936354
I remember looking up "creepy faces"
>>687936357
Isn't it perfect?!
>>687936435
Night Galky!
>>687936742
>I have a nice farm house
>It has a kitchen which is a requirement to get married.
>Mostly because husbandos/waifus make you breakfast
Yeah Penny loves my house, and she's said in the past that it would "Be a lot better than living in a trailer." Cause she lives in a trailer, one bedroom. So luckily she'll be more than happy to move in with me when the time comes ^^
I haven't typed a giant wall of text in like the past 20 minutes and it's realy bothering me.
>>687937228
Just because: santana could be dio without trying
>shinoa
>>687937228
Shut the fuck up Vigil.
>>687937345
>could be
Meant could beat
>>687937204
Your gonna play csgo now
>moka
>>687937204
Yes it was the picture
>when she knows your secrets
O-oh dear...
>>687937228
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>start from there
>>687937215
Heh, maybe her mother could bring the trailer as some sort of memento?
Also breakfast made by waifu is the best things since sliced bread
>>687937365
I'm not vigil you fucking retard.
That's all I have to say, try harder cuntbag
>>687937345
You are not so wrong if you only consider part 1 Dio, except Santanna lacks Dio's charisma and beauty.
Not enough words, try again fucktard
>>687937204
good to know....
anyways, do you have any anime recommendations? trying to find something similar to Shinmai Maou No Testament, kind of similar MC but less ecchi
>>687935486
its you and i refuse
>>687937506
Money thievery, conspiracy, master race, yadda yadda
fucking boring and lacks soul, disapointing
>>687935272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myWiV_HMXtc
>>687937531
>Wake up with hashbrowns in my backpack
>"Thanks honey!"
Yeah, waifu breakfast is one of the best things
>Totally just have her mother weld the trailer to my house
Nah she's probably gonna keep it so Penny can be independent and also so she can run the Bus after I dump all my money into repairing the community center
>At least it'll get Joja Corp out of the Valley
>Damn vultures.
>>687936920
I'm at work and without my deck, otherwise I would!
>>687937158
>Napping at the dentist
I couldn't, no way.
And I figured you'd have passed out sometime before i woke up! You should've slept longer!
>>687937726
way too late
>>687937612
Hmm, Kira or Kars?
>>687937204
>Implying I read the bible
>>687937857
Kars.
There is no argument to be made here, the answer is far too simple.
>>687936543
Sunshine.
I hope you're doing well.
>>687937857
Kars was the best villain. Even taking any of the other mangas into account.
>he actually succeeded
>>687937612
>yadda yadda
Lazy fuck
>>687937743
I didn't know Shinoa was into exhibitionism
>>687937848
i dont understand the whole pat thing
>>687938212
It's boring, I need passion.
You're telling me to cook steak with a piece of thin shit
>>687937816
Yeah, though I feel she would just come and nag at you every so often, lovingly of course!
>>687937826
I honestly forgot how to play .-.
>>687937204
In a way that is kinda worrying kek.
>>687937826
Not in the back room of course. Find a nice little corner in the waiting room and doze off. My schedule is all kinds messed up, maybe I did truthfully I can't remember. All I know is that I was asleep between 7 and 11.
>No pun intended.
>>687938341
again ,you don't need to
just let it happen
>>687938066
>>687938121
Even in terms of personality? I thought people would love hand-man more
Really tempted to make a Mercy folder to use here.
>>687938086
I've got you with me
Of course I'm doing good
>
>>687938383
>Anon! Don't just stuff ore in the furnace and turn it on, you'll burn the house down!
>Anon, you're spending too much time in the mines, what are you doing in there?
>Mining ore
>Liar, you're fighting skeletons again aren't you? I told you that its too dangerous! I worry about you.
>Anon! Why are you making explosives?
>Uh... Mining purposes?
Penny is such a worrywart, I can see it coming.
>>687938525
id like to understand to know why people want to do and receive it
>>687938383
I still remember, I also remember that Garchop and Gallade are BS as fuck.
>>687938435
>Sleeping within a half mile radius of a dentist office
You have nerves of steel.
>>687937466
I don't wanna!
>>687937506
Oh yes. She knows. Just ask some anons here
>>687937612
Wamuu vs part 3 dio? Haven't got that far in part 3 since I just passed the ep with hol horse meeting up with the old lady. Don't wanna say. Ore because I don't want to spoil others
>>687937663
I'm sorry since I never heard of the anime toll now. Give me a.description of what the MC is like
>>687937743
I'm sorry, my sweet Cinnabun!
>>687937921
I don't but looking up the verse doesn't take long
>>687938435
Oh? Please do continue. You have my interest, tomato
>>687938770
Switching? I'm not judging but I can't speak for others. But I'm still calling you barry
>>687938709
You want me to enjoy a normal human who just wants to be left alone over a charismatic leader amongst his own group, known combat expert who aspires to godhood, and attains it?
>>687938770
Barry pls
>>687939023
Part 3 Dio. Easy.
>Rory-sama
>>687939053
pretty much
>>687939023
Good because im pissed off and hungry
Probably gonna go to whataburger and get some chicken and honey butter
>moka
God fucking dammit just as I thought I finally reached the arc where the loli would stab herself in the head repeatedly, some fucktard apeared and made it clear that it's an arc in the past wich means the cunt wont kill herself
I'm so fucking mad right now. It's like I've been murder blue balled it's a fucking horrible feeling, bringing my hopes up thinking some ugly loli cunt would brutally murder herself or something and it ends up it's some arc about some uninteresting retard that's already dead anyways, it's not like there would be some incredibly surprising secret that would be unveiled in that arc, I mean other than a certain character loved that already dead character, but I had already guessed that and it wasn't even implied. I suppose I'm just that much of the fucking best or some shit.
>>687938925
maybe when it happens you will understand
>>687939210
kek
>>687939023
I mean, I prefer it when people call me Barry anyway, that's like, my thing. It'd be easier to switch if more people here used NS, and I probably won't for that reason.
>>687939058
Shouldn't you be in an sfur thread Harpo?
>>687938853
Yeah, but it's nice to have someone like that. Just heed her advice and don't get sp00ked.
Penny would have a meltdown
>>687939312
It just got deleted, I think.
Also, Ill post where I want to. You're not my real dad.
>>687939023
Continue what, Smug Queen? :^)
>>687938975
Haha, do you fear them that much? They're cool people, they give you free toothbrushes.
>>687939210
I could not for the life of me get into Higurashi, there was no goddamn way I could force myself through it. Usually I have a 3 episode rule where I see if I'll get hooked, but I couldn't make it through one.
>>687939399
True. Its always nice to know she cares ^^
>>687939242
and if i dont?
>>687938975
Isn't it super similar to Magic? Except lands are like power cards
>>687939023
She knows eh?
Well then, tell me something only I would know!
>I hope she doesn't...
>>687939581
then another pat will have to do
>>687939477
I don't fear them per say, but the scraping and drilling sounds make me uneasy as fuck.
>>687939604
No clue, I never actually learned how to play Magic.
The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the medic corps, and wondered what they'd find,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
>>687939524
I am a man who's ready to waste countless hours just to prove a point or just reach satisfaction, a year or two ago my friend talked to me about one piece and I said "Yeah maybe I'll watch it" and the asshole said I wouldn't even watch 100 episodes
the fuckboi got shown who's the man here, I watched over 600 episodes during the summer, wich was all the episodes currently made.
I will not stop watching Higurashi until I see the loli suicide, or until I've seen all episodes.
Claiming my turf. Marie Rose DOA
>>687939950
Glory, glory hallelujah
>>687939023
Oh... shit...
>>687939974
Are you sure it wasnt another that had the loli suicide
>moka
>>687939974
I'm usually not too picky, I just won't force myself if I don't have a really good reason to watch it.
>I did force myself through a rather mediocre mystery/fantasy anime about some witch who was fucking with this kid and playing some stupid logic game for all eternity for a girl I liked
>Only to have her disappear on me.
>>687940063
>>687939194
I get #13 everytime. Im.also going to bed after next thread
>>687939210
There goes your lengthy saying
>>687939312
>dick got out of a Maze faster than flash :^)
>>687939477
Oh you giving me examples of how my knowledge is worrying
>>687939627
>She knows
https://youtu.be/9-KiYo4BwVI
You're a very kind person and would like the best for all
>>687940064
Beautiful isn't it? Perfect filename for such a pic
>>687939524
I wonder if Penny would ever go 'venturing with ya
>>687940063
Wait. Blood On The Risers. Not Battle Hymn of the Republic. Shit.
>>687940282
Indeed
>>687939803
i dont think that would help
That look when u send your roommate to get you food at 330am
>>687938852
That is great to know.
I'm great as well, you should probably know why.
>
>>687940043
Whoa whoa whoa. The fuck. I've been cucked....
What a weird stroke of luck I woke up at 1:30 and decidex to lurk....
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
Fuck this shit. I'll just claim from my computer.
It's too fucking hard on my shit ass phone.
>>687940358
you don't know that
>>687940443
How am I a nerd?!
>Now i need to go check /vp/ and see if blue edit guy made any more shiny edits.
