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Hey /b/ Im a Muslim that doesn't get offended by anything Ask me anything
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Same here, except when it's a Jew who tries to speak his opinion.
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>>687916638
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>>687916848
Do Jews hate Muslims?
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What do you think about the rapefugees swarming the EU?
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>>687917019
Maybe Palestinian ones, but I don't think they have any reason to hate Muslims. If you were to flip it around though, Muslims have many reasons to hate Jews.
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>>687917096
I personally support them
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How can ya'll possibly not eat pork. I mean, bacon, c'mon! Seriously. BACON!
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>>687917295
Even the ones from countries with no war that are just coming for money?
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Why can't your religious leaders take steps to fix your religion so that Muslims are known for peace, not terrorism?
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>>687916638
Legitimate question; what percentage of Muslims would you guess are radicals (not terrorists, but hold radical views such as killing homosexuals and whatnot without actually doing anything)?
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>>687916638
Are you aware that your favourite god is just as fictional as every other god?
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>>687917426
I feel as if im not missing out on allot its 1 type of food. Ive never had it for my 16 years of existence so why need it after 16 years
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>>687917455
Especially those
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>>687917096
I'm the other Muslim guy in this thread, and I think it's wrong that European countries are allowing all these refugees into their country and giving them all these benefits. Instead, European countries should help fix the issues in the Middle Eastern countries.

>>687917426
Because pigs live in and eat their own feces, and we think that's kinda disgusting.

>>687917482
Because the religious leaders can't do much. They aren't politically powerful.

>>687917641
Around the world? Probs like 10-15%. In the Middle East? Probs like 40%.

>>687917655
Yes.
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>>687917641
Im really not sure but the way i see it is Muslims that do this are not Muslims atall
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Is this photo funny?
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>>687917848
I share the same views as this man
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>>687916638
Do you eat pork?
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Bullshit the leaders can't do anything. They should be held accountable for all the terrorism until there is internal change in your religion. External change would simply mean that the world gets fed up with Muslims & starts exterminating them.
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>>687917659
/b/anned
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>>687918412
Nope
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>>687917848
Dogs eat faeces. You fuckers eat them when you're hungry enough.
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>>687918458
That wouldn't ever happen tho they couldn't just wipe out mission of innocent people
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>>687918690
You'll find that that's not us
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>>687918690
Those are the chinks anon, you got it all wrong.
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>>687918690
We don't eat dogs either, that's kinda fucked up tbh.

In fact, we can't even have them as pets.

>>687918458
There's not much internal change that can happen that'll change the way the religion works unfortunately. The only thing the religious leaders can do is tell the moderate Muslims to not do what extremists do. The extremists are a lost cause.
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>>687917848
A lot of us in the EU agree we should help fix the middle east rather than encourage them to come here, but for that we are branded "racists"
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>>687916638
why does allah not want us all to live and let live? why the homicidal tendencies of some muslims?

and why is rape and slavery okay, but dancing is a sin? that seems a tad skewed...
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>>687916638
Do you get offended by something?
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>>687917659
you could say the exact same thing about sex and all the other pleasures you experience the older you get.

jews and muslims avoided pork in those days, because it was a health hazard in those years and pigs were the only animals that we eat their own shit.

today is different and eating certain cuts are actually healthier than red meat - it's not always deep-friend bacon.
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>>687917982
no it's haram
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>>687918714
It could happen. It would only take a few more terrorist attacks & and a government leader to start killing 90%.
Ever hear of the holocaust, ethnic cleansing?
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>>687919125
Not allot tbh not my religion anyway
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Are muslim extremists aware that explosives and ammo etc all contain pig bits? Everytime a suicide bomber goes off he just put pork in his own body, no virgins for that sad fucker
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>>687919072
Ignore the idiots that say you're racists for trying to help the Middle Eastern countries that are desperately in need instead of letting them into your country. I can only hope that the leaders of the EU countries can realize this as soon as possible before it's too late. I wouldn't want to see Europe overrun by the uncivilized (though it's not their fault) Muslims.

>>687919074
Rape and slavery isn't okay. Dancing and music are supposed to be sins, but nobody listens to those rules anymore.

>>687919125
Jews.

>>687919657
Probably not.
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>>687919604
I think your a bit dellusional
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durka durka mohammed jihad?
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>>687919880
Watch the movie "Die well"
Could another person like Hitler take power & lead people to do bad things?
Die well = the wave (in German)
One guy proved just how easy it could be done
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>>687920326
Yes but they where different Germany was lied to the world is more aware
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>>687920326
Yeah, but that movie/book is about a teacher convincing high school age students. Adult's aren't as stupid, I hope.
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>>687917295
those white Europeans deserve ever bit of rape they get don't they?
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>>687920494
More aware than a few years ago?
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>>687920637
Some adults would disagree just as some kids did. The professor kicked them out.
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>>687916638

Why is inbreeding acceptable in Islam?
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>>687919402
I like it even more now
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>>687920965
Its not
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Look at this image. What does it make you feel?
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I understand that in rural Arab areas a rite of passage for muslim teenage boys is to fuck a donkey
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>>687921460
Horny
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>>687921460
It makes me wonder why there are goats in a tree and how'd they get up there.

>>687921493
That's not true.
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>>687921703
how many donkeys have you fucked?
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>>687921058
I've seen quite a few inbred Islamic potatoes where I live, over the years, often first cousins, sometimes even immediate family.
I live in porkistan atm I'm not porky tho
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>>687921917
None.
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Have you read the anarchists cook book?
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>>687917982
It's halarious!
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Have you seen Team America, did you like it.
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>>687922144
ahhhhh I don't believe you
I know you wanted to compare it to all the goats you've fucked.
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>>687922355
I have not. What's it about?

>>687922699
Yes. It was funny.
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do you masturbate to those ISIS execution videos?
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>>687922959
Like men are women allowed to get sexually involved with donkeys too?
If yes please share vids
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>>687922959
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>>687923417
No. Humans cannot have any sexual interactions with animals.

>>687923487
Interesting,
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>>687916638
is ur name mohammed
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>>687923487
This is so old now

>81.Stealing calls from pay phones

besides with the internet you can get all that info with videos even
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>>687917848
>stupid middle eastern countries are hopeless. no one should even bother helping them

>so do chickens, your point is invalid
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>>687923856
No.
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>>687923696
>No. Humans cannot have any sexual interactions with animals.

sexual interactions with animals (especially donkeys) is a "thing" in the muslim faith, accepted, encouraged, celebrated
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can you join isis just to kill them all from the inside?
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>>687923988
some of it is out of date, but the recipe for nitroglycerine hasn't changed mush in the last 16 ears
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>>687924083
Middle Eastern countries aren't hopeless, they just desperately need help from someone that isn't the US.

And I've never seen a chicken eat its own feces.

>>687924179
That's literally not true. Have you read the Quran? Because I have, and no where in there does it say that fucking animals is celebrated.
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>>687916638
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Do you follow sharia?
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>>687924274
Yes, but things don't work they way they do in action movies. If you try to kill any of the members of ISIS from the inside you'll most likely get killed instantly.

>>687924455
No.
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Do you like memes.
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>>687925026
I do
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what do you think of isis
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>>687916638
why do your people keep blowing people up and shooting at them? don't you think it has something to do with the jihad which your religion preaches?
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>>687925942
bad
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>>687925942
They're bad.
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>>687925942
I want to join Isis not for Allah , I want to rape.
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what do your people eat
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>>687926083
Of course it has something to do with the Jihad, the problem is that the Jihad isn't being followed correctly.

If a Muslim were to begin a Jihad, Islam needs to be under attack by the "infidels". Now, nobody was attacking the religion until the extremists started to fight the West, so they're in the wrong. And a Muslim is under no circumstances allowed to kill or attack women, children or the elderly, or innocents at all really. In a Jihad situation, they can only kill men and the men that are actively trying to kill them on the battlefield.
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>>687916638
what kind of Muslim are you? Sunni? Shia?
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>>687916638
Well, I see no value in talking to you if I can't offend you. I hope other Muslims don't adopt this idea as it will be a seemingly rational end to bigotry. And I want to maintain that. Good day!
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>>687926909
I only follow the five pillars of Islam, don't care for the different sects.
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>>687927157
good point. What country are you from?
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>>687927323
Was born in Bahrain, and have been living in Australia for the past 17 years.
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you watch animu
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>>687927323
Saudi arabia
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>>687927464
I am Australian as well. Grew up in a Muslim dominated area in Sydney. I have visited Bahrain for work, an interesting place.
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>>687916638
When/where will you explode?
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>>687927594
Yes, I watch some anime but I'm not a full on weeb.

>>687927772
Hopefully never.
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>>687916638
There was actually some analysis done on the qu'ran, OT and NT bibles and they found the qu'ran to contain the most mentikns of peace, forgiveness, and kindness and the least amount of vengance, violent, and the like. Does that surprise you?

Also, has the qu'ran always had the short vowels in it?
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>>687928218
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are you as cool as all the other muslims ive met?
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>>687924437
Funny when u post this kind of shit not knowing what it is
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>>687921493
that's actually colombia
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>>687927667
Nice. I've only been to Sydney once, have been living in Melbourne the whole time.

>>687928218
Not at all. The Quran is also a much better read when read in Arabic instead of English, as its less of instructions and more of poetry.

That's not to say that the OT and NT don't have a lot of good stuff in them.

>>687928411
Depends on what kind of Muslims you've met.
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>>687928380
Didn't say violence was absent from the qu'ran, just that it shows up the least
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>>687928630
they're cool. never met one i didnt like. fucked one once.
have you listened to Fearless Iranians From Hell?
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>>687929035
Can't say that I have, are they good?
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>>687918984
What's up with that by the way. I was told by a dude that I was going to hell for scratching a dog behind the ear one day. And also everyone in Egypt is terrified of animals it seems.
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>>687929727
In Islam, dogs are also seen as filthy. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with dogs or having them as pets. I wouldn't eat one though.
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>>687929246
kind of a fun gimmick band. they pretended to be terrorists to mock the U.S. anti-iranian sentiment in the wake of the hostage crisis. not much beyond that. check out blow up the embassy
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>>687926342
me too, lets get our islamic rape on and make allah happy
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>>687924179
You're fucking idiot. In the old days penalty for having sex with animal was death. But now nobody cares about it
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>>687928430
Oh I know what it is ya fuckin dune coon.
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>>687916638
It is CURRENTYEAR, why are you still religious, much less one of the most old religions that hasn't had an "Enlightenment" yet.
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>>687930630
Not OP, but you answered your own question.
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>>687916638
why are palestinian children so fragile? every time i stomp on them their heads fucking explode
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>>687930912
OP isn't enlightened? Guess that makes sense
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>>687930826
i think that image was the first thing i laughed at on /b/, like 8 years ago
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>>687929893
Yeah I'm not into eating dogs, but they're useful companions, able to hunt, etc etc.
I just thought it was funny because the dude was trying to do me a solid and make me aware that in his beliefs petting a dog is wrong, but he had no idea how much of a full blown alcoholic I am or that I have heresy tattooed all over myself.
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How's your fasting for rammadammadingdong going?
Think it'll be manageable or is it gonna be a rough time?
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>>687917659
your not missing much, mexifag,
Personally I hate pork, bacon included
tastes shit and has a shit texture, not too mention im healthier for it.
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>>687930288
thats only with pigs, donkey, sheep, goats, dogs, chickens is all OK
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>>687929898
Breh I have no idea how to spell it, but I know the abbreviation was MEK and these dudes were in Iraq during the invasion. Bunch of Iranians trying to amass an army to retake their country and, well I guess "make it great again". They were bros, wanted a secular government and everything. Unfortunately a lot of them were detained because technically they fell under the terrorist category.
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>>687931717
It doesn't start until the 7th, but I think it'll be easy. Have been doing it for the past 16 years so I should be good.
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>>687916638
>>687916848

sand niggers, sand niggers, riddle me this.
how many RPGs can you miss?

seriously though, you militias can't aim for shit
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>>687917848
>help fix the issues in the Middle Eastern countries

>nukes
protip: ME needs to be an irradiated parking lot
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>>687932831
I'm sure there's a better option than to use nukes.
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>>687933332
i know we spend a lot in the military but that many long range missiles would just be a waste
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>>687931958
i have no fucking clue how that responds to what i said. im talking about in the early 80s when people who supported khomeini took a bunch of americans hostange for like 444 days.
interesting though.
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>>687916638
how does pork taste
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why is it that jesus, budda, (insert hindu god here) and countless other religious idles be made fun of but as soon and muhammed is pulled in you guys go ape shit?
are muslims that insecure about the child molesting false prophet?
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>>687933974
We also don't like it when Jesus is made fun of, because he's an important prophet in Islam. I don't like it when people make fun of other people's Gods/prophets as much as when they make fun of mine.
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Curious fag here, personally i dont have much hate for muslims, ive known enough (even dated one) to know that most are just normal religous people.and the crazies just naturally stand out more. What do you think of Americas current stance on Muslims, especially trumps foriegn policies?
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>>687917659

/b/an
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>>687934567
another question, if you guys dont want to be grouped with radicals, why dont the "peacful" muslims actually stand up and do something about the terrorists, you out number them by a lot
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>>687934960
Lmao my friends think I'm mad for supporting Trump on this. I can see the issues happening in Europe because of all the immigration. Now I'm not saying the same thing will happen to the US, but I agree with Trump's opinion on "refining" the immigration process and temporarily banning Muslims from the US until he can make sure that terrorists aren't allowed into the country.

>>687935162
No idea.
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>>687935453
*temporarily banning Muslims from entering the US

Forgot a word
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how wet do you get when you see the big americans come in with the sexy guns?

on the contest how does it feel knowing you could be collateral damage at any moment?
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>>687935162
I'm not a muslim, but I don't like this argument. What are they supposed to do? Those that resist ISIS get killed or sold into slavery, and it's kinda pointless for muslims in the West to do marches and shit, since it's the West and preaching to the choir.
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>>687935162
>peacefull
>Stand up against bomb waving terrorists
answered your own question.They dont have the balls and insane ideals to start blowing shit up like the radicals. its like saying why liberal christians don't do more to silence westboro fags, cause they know its a futile battle to argue with a tard, and just want nothing to do with em.
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>>687934960
>even dated one

....go on.
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Also OP answer my question, why are you honestly still a muslim in 2016? Science and reason has proven a bunch of "science" in religious texts wrong, and all the peace crap can be done without reading religious texts.
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>>687935914
>What are they supposed to do?
fight back? is it really that hard to get some smuggled AK-47s and fight? it's not like ISIS is even a well trained army.

>>687935923
we can't just go bombing westbro, we have repercussions for murder.
one of you guys die out there and no one bats an eye.
a futile battle is when you can't make an impact, such as not being able to kill.
you guys can kill
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>>687936131
I'm the other Muslim in this thread answering most of the questions, so I'll answer this one. I grew up a Muslim and have been following the five pillars of Islam which are peaceful. There's also no way of disproving the existence of a God. So I'd become an Agnostic before becoming an Atheist.
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>>687917659
>16
ready for that ban?
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>>687935453
Im kinda with you there, im a mexi fag and I think trump has some valid points, albeit a bit crass in the execution. At this point tho the american election is battle of the shiniest turds, Id rather vote trump in and hope the government can take his ideas and improve them, then let bernie and hilary establish there power.
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>>687936515
yeah go agnostic if anything
athiests are almost worse than radicals
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>>687936366
Honestly most muslims in the area are probably not moderate, and all of the moderate ones probably left already. The remaining probably want nothing to do with the war, even though they may agree with some things ISIS spouts. But for sure some moderates are fighting against ISIS, but it isnt like they could do much since they probably don't have military training.

>>687936670
How are atheists worst than radicals?

And being agnostic and religious or atheist are not mutually exclusive you know.
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Those reason you dunecoons are so fucking angry is because you haven't discovered the mythical pork extract known as bacon. Force feed ISIS some bacon and watch as they disappear
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>>687936661
>hillary


bro.....no..... do you realize just how fucking bad hillary is? if she even gets the smallest amount of control in the US, we're fucked

and if we're fucked, everyone is.
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>>687919604
No man hes not delusional. Not. At. All.
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>>687936855
athiests are almost worst than radicals in their ideology spamming, they wont hold you at gun point but some wont let you even mention god without spouting about "muh evidence"
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>>687936965
I know how fucking bad hilary is, thats why I said Id rather take risk with trump than put that bitch in charge.think you misread me the first time. I actually feel bad for feminests, first legit female candidate and they get this bitch.
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>>687937224
Lol at best atheists are just annoying fucktards, but they are loads better than Christfags who try to pass religious legislation, Jews who run schoolboards or neighborhoods, and Muslim extremists.
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What's it like to fly a plane?
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>>687916638
>implying you're not just trying to get free muslim jokes
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Also,
Born and raised or are you a convert?
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>>687937224
Gods not real. Prove he is real, and I'll suck your dick
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>>687919880
I think you may be a little naive there friendo. The muslim presence in my corner of the world is extremely oppressed. Surveillance, Hate Crimes, Harassment both in public forum and vandalism. It wouldnt take much for these godamn rednecks to torch the local mosque.
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>>687937603
Born and raised.

>>687937607
Prove he's not real, and I'll suck your dick.
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>>687937505
wouldnt know.
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Do you play video games, muslimbro?
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>>687937415
well then... carry on

>>687937607
you ever seen a sun rise boy?
christfag: 1
you: 0
best be gettin' that perty mouth ready
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>>687937693
You can't prove a negative.

It's dumb to live a life revolving around something you can't even prove.
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what do you do on 9/11 each year?

swear to god if you don't give yourself a lash for every person that died i wont really care
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>>687937693
There's far more evidence to suggest that he's not real, so get down and suck me beautiful
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>>687916638
jewfag here
do you agree that you are brainwashed to believe there are 72 virgins? that killing yourself for allah makes you supreme? that beheading cheating wives is a little overboard?
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>>687937693
Right on right on.
You keep being cool musbro, I'm a sleep
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How the fuck does everyone in your cult ignore the fact Muhammad married a 7yr old, and fucked her when she was 9?
Also, do you acknowledge that Ramadan/Hajj is about a murder/rape/pillage spree because Muhammad was mad at his friends for making fun of him?
I'm convinced they leave this shit out when they talk about it at Mosque or whatever
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How often do you make things blow up?
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Man OP aint even answering the good questions. What a cuck
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>>687938298
There's no such thing as 72 virgins, it's very likely to be a misunderstanding in translation. Committing suicide guarantees you a spot in hell. Beheading anyone is bad.

>>687938362
Thanks.

>>687938200
Like what?

>>687938118
I take a moment of silence for the dead.

>>687938380
>Ramadan/Hajj is about a murder/rape/pillage spree because Muhammad was mad at his friends for making fun of him?

That's wrong.
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>>687916638
Any tips for dating Muslim women?
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>>687938737
Not OP, but I'm pretty sure I've been answering all the questions. Which ones do you want me to answer?
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>>687924437
More like this
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>>687917848
>Because pigs live in and eat their own feces, and we think that's kinda disgusting.
So fucking what? Chickens eat shit too, but you still eat them, retard.
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>>687938772
Make sure her parents are moderate Muslims and fine with it, because Muslim women aren't allowed to date/marry non-Muslim men.
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>>687938964
>Muslim women aren't allowed to date/marry non-Muslim men

What a shitty rule
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>>687931511
Other muslim here. You can have dogs for practical reasons. You just can't pray right after touching them because they are considered unclean.
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>>687938768
>I take a moment of silence for the dead

>mfw a muslim respects 9/11 more than the average american
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Killed a few of your people in Afghanistan in 07. I liked it. How do you feel about that?
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>>687939119
>they are considered unclean.
Animals get dirty, water is wet.

Yet another dumbass rule from Islam.
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>>687939421
As long as they weren't innocent civilians, then I don't care because you were killing extremist muslims.
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>>687939421
if they were soldiers, they were most likely radical assholes so fuck em.
if you shot civies than you can go kill yourself.
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>>687939454
>dogs are unclean
>implying sand niggers even try to practice hygiene
>pot calling the kettle black
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>>687939454
Your just supposed to be as clean as possible before you pray.
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Is Allahu REALLY akbar, or is it just a saying?
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>>687939735
but you guys literally get on the floor to pray, which is usually dirty after people step on them. Do you clean the floor everytime before you pray?
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Would you eat out muhammads asshole?
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>>687939991
We use a small, thin rug made for praying on.
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>>687938768
My bad OP. Always figured Ramadan was about Muhammad travelling from Medina to Mecca.
But still, how do you ignore the fact your prophet is a kiddy raping pillaging murderer? Like he's supposed to be a messenger of peace or something, and lo and behold, murder spree.
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>>687940073
how often do you clean that rug? i mean really clean, not just swatting at it for 5 minutes
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>>687940073
Which gets dirty right? Like dogs. Which you can clean/wash, like dogs.
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What do you think of Bacha Bazi?
The tradtion of using young boys as cocksleeves for soldiers, its not even a tradition used by terroists, its done by the "moderates" fighting against isis/alqueda. Allot of horror stories from American soldiers who are forced to look the other waybecause they can reprimanded for trying to interfere.
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>>687940158
I don't know, like once a week. I pray in my own home, not at a Mosque and I make sure my floor is clean whether or not I'm about to pray.

>>687940193
I guess. Like I said, I don't see anything wrong with having dogs as pets. I don't agree with the idea that dogs are filthy, I'm just saying that in Islam they are considered so.
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Ok, so I get that Muslims can't do anything with dogs, but what about updawg?
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hows the goat pussy tonight?

baaaaaaaad?
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>>687940381
>I'm just saying that in Islam they are considered so.

Which is stupid. This is why Islam needs a fucking Enlightenment. Get rid of all the retarded shit like modern Christianity. Well, Christianity is still retarded, but usually people aren't as strict with their religion as they used to be, unlike Muslims nowadays who are more religious and have to follow mostly everything from the Qu'ran, even the retarded shit.

Or just rid of Islam completely and join the 21st century.
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>>687940432
Could you please define the meaning of "updawg"?
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>>687940686
>This is why Islam needs a fucking Enlightenment.
They tried that, then fundies and terrorists took over in political power and fucked everything up.
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>>687940848
Damn it it never works :(
Now i has a sad.
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>>687916638
Why are you a terrorist fuck muhammad. he was a child rapist
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>can you allahu my akbar?
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>>687940686
Honestly I wouldnt be against an Islamic enlightenment, as long as I can still take on a child bride I'm happy.
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>>687940921
It should be tried again in the West and hopefully it spreads to the third world at the very least. This is something moderates and liberals can do.
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>>687916638
Why do you towel heads say that muslims are a religion of peace, when they commit such horrific crimes against humanity? They seem hellbent on destroying the world.
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do you hold your dick so when a bomb explodes the shaking makes your hand rub up and down so it's like someone else is doing it?
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>>687941049
im not OP, but Christianity have some fucked up child rapist stories as well, Jesus hang out with prostitutes.

>be like jesus
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Do you think this is funny?
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>>687941126
>It should be tried again in the West
Yes, and it would work, too. But the thing is, with most of the west getting politically fucked we'd be more libel to give into shi'ra law (SP?) than anything else.

>This is something moderates
Yes
>and liberals can do.
No. Liberals could have done it in a pre 9-11 world. Now they want Islam to be persevered, so that we don't offend them with cultural approation or some shit. I'm not even going to bother spelling that correctly, because it's that much bullshit. No, the current state of liberalism can't fix shit, it can only make the problems worse.
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>>687941241
No, just gross.
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>>687940346
you still havent answered my question OP, or are fucking a village boy right now you sick fuck,
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>>687941834
I meant liberal muslims, or at least more liberal than moderate, not necessarily SJW muslims, or liberals/sjws in general.

I agree that liberals in general bend over for that Sharia cock willingly. It's a shame too.
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>>687940346
>>687941991

I think it's fucked up to be fucking children.
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>>687916638
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got any sexy pics of your mom?
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>>687918412
I'm muslim but i eat pork and that's because i'm an ex-muslim
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srs question:

How do you not get offended by anything?
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>>687916638
How can you worship a paedophilic wife beater?
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>>687942113
Oh, I see your point, yes, it would take liberal Muslims to change the state of Islam. Also, I thing social justice warriors are a thing of 1st word idiots with too much time and a lack of common sense. I HIGHLY doubt there are SJWs in radical Muslim countries. Most of those places are (Correct me if I'm wrong) Second or Third world countries. People over there generally don't have time to be SJWs seeing that most of their time is devoted to staying alive and such.
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>>687942508
where do you live?
I have to behead you now.
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>>687942624
his internal bomb doesn't have a fuse
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>>687942710
Who, Zeus?
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>>687942624
I don't get offended by anything regarding my religion, because I just don't care. There's no point in getting angry over silly arguments, it's better to be able to discuss them like adults.
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>>687942801
Nah. Muhammed
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>>687942927
....and THEN you blow them up
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i bet you like this huh goatfucker
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>>687943247
Be more specific.

>>687943256
No one likes thumbnails faglord.
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>>687943784
2/2
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>>687916638

Why didnt the West treat you guys the same way Muslims treated the West?

Instead of making all Muslims second class citizens and taxing them 30% before enslaving their children to become christian soldiers they just put their puppets in control of your most sacred cities.
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>>687943784
As in surely a wife beating child molester such as Muhammed is not the best figure you could devote yourself to
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>>687916638
Why is the Islamic religion, in addition to the teachings in the Quran, so ideologically backwards?
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Why do jews offends you?
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>>687916638
How do you feel about medieval portraits of mohammed? >pic related

how do you feel about modern portraits? They're pretty common outside the arabic world.
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>>687944783
Because of the shit they pulled with Christians and Muslims.

>>687944951
I believe everyone has the freedom to express their opinions.
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Do you at all think/wish/hope that your mulim people just stop wearing the clothes associated with muslims and the beards, and the towels on their heads?

People might stop harassing them so easily on the streets if they can't identify a muslim.
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>>687916638
Why do so many american leftist crazies not attack the islamic religion when it is exact opposite of what they think is acceptable. IE Islam has alot of pedophelia, degrading women/women being below men, honor killings ect.
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>>687926342
People or just donkeys?
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Do you like ISIS?
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>>687945388
Yes, I do. Especially the hijab. It's forced onto women in Saudi Arabia, and other countries directly tied to Saudi Arabia force it too. Lebanon for example doesn't force women to wear the hijab and it has a large percentage of Muslims.

>>687945475
Because of apologists. And Islam doesn't have pedophilia.
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>>687945664
No.
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What would happen to me if I stopped eating everything except for Uncle Ben's Ready Rice - Whole Grain Brown with hot sauce for the rest of my life?
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>>687945719
You'd probably get sick of eating Uncle Ben's Ready Rice - Whole Grain Brown with hot sauce very quickly.
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>>687945690
Didnt muhammad have a 12 year old wife?
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>>687945690
In reply to the second half of your comment. Muhammed was a paedophile so surely it follows that paedophilia is condoned as a part of Islam
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>>687945836
it's been 3 weeks and I'm still loving it
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>>687916638
Shia or Sunni ??

Thoughts of wahabism ?
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>>687916638
Anyone ever notice he looks just like the guy from Ask a Ninja?
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>>687945857
>>687945888

Remember that Muhammad lived over a thousand years ago, meaning that the age at which female were considered "of age" was lower than it is today. The fact that this was in the Middle East also probably made it lower.

>>687945977
Neither, I only follow the five pillars of Islam. Wahhabism is fucked.
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>>687946179
So you are Indonesian. Nice to meet you man, have a good day.
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Was James Joyce's short story Araby about Arabs?

I have to write a paper about it by Monday and I'm too lazy to read it.
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>>687946179
>Neither, I only follow the five pillars of Islam

So you're like a Calvinist except for Islam?
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>>687928380
Main thing all religions have in common:
They're are all complete bullshit, everybody puts their faith in a book that has the same view of life as people two million fucking years ago, when nobody knew why things fall to the floor

If only there was a religion that learned and altered it's idea of what is real and what is not, and how things work to improve the lives of people.
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>>687928380
actually the bible never says that stuff
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>>687946214
Not Indonesian, I was born in Bahrain but moved to Australia when I was 9.

>>687946226
James Joyce is a meme author, I don't read his work.

>>687946299
I don't know what a Calvinist is.
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>>687946179
He may have lived thousands of years ago but he still married a 6 year old and fucked her when she was 9. He also beat her along with his other wives. How could you worship someone so immoral?
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>>687918458
The mirror is a harsh judge anon.
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>>687946468
Its only immoral by the standards of today. Its like saying 'look at those fucking cavemen, aren't they uncivilised?'
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>>687946468
We don't worship him. In fact, we're forbidden to worship him, which is why we aren't allowed to depict him in any images in case people decide to worship that depiction like with Jesus. Mohammed was nothing more than a Messenger, delivered the words of God to the people. He didn't split the sea like Moses, he didn't heal people or walk on water like Jesus. Mohammed was just an ordinary man.
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>>687946373
They're these meme tier christians who claim they just follow what the bible says and don't have a specific theology.

it's called antinomianism.

You may say you just follow the 5 pillars of islam, but your interpretation of those pillars is based on culture, which mosque you attend, the views of other muslims around you, whoever translated your copy of the quran, etc. There is no such thing as "I just follow the 5 pillars of islam." There's always interpretation and where there's interpretation there's theology and denominations
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>>687946638
Jesus and Moses didn't actually do those things you know.... Its allegorical.
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>>687946638
Who is a key figure in your religious text. Worship was the wrong word but he is still deeply respected even though he was an abhorrent human being.
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>>687946638
>we aren't allowed to depict him in any images

but muslims have been making images of mohammed for 1400 years.

here's a modern graffiti portrait from Senegal
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>>687946607
And? Just because it's old doesnt make it excusable
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>>687936670
ayy lmao, you belong in an asylum you degenerate shitlord.
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You're lame as fuck. I already forgot what you were going for here.
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>>687937224
Its because religion offends reason for those who are not religious. Its like meeting someone who has an imaginary friend at age 32. Who takes it seriously. Very seriously.
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>>687946732
I've read the Quran in Arabic, and I only went to the mosque on Fridays to pray. I'll give you a run down of what I believe the file pillars mean:

Faith: Declaration of faith that there is only one God (Allah), and that Mohammed is God's messenger.
Prayer: Pray five times a day.
Charity: Give 2.5% of annual income to those in need
Fasting: Fast from dawn till dusk during the month of Ramadan
Pilgrimage: Make a pilgrimage to Mecca at least once in your lifetime

>>687946870
Mohammed is. It says that we should do as he did, but clearly he was from a different time. And he married a girl who was considered of age during that time, meaning we shouldn't marry anyone who is younger than 18.

>>687947059
Absolutely no depiction of Mohammed is allowed.
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>>687937875
Kill yourself you idiotic cancer spreading scum.
9/11 bait.
Am even mad.
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Religions 101:

Agnostic - I have no idea what's going on

Atheist - I realise the harsh reality now

Anything else - Still completely fucking deluded

None of them are good, but one of them makes you smarter, smarter and more depressed.
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>>687947554
>Absolutely no depiction of Mohammed is allowed.

that's great, but that doesn't change the fact that muslims have been doing it for as long as muslims have existed
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Have you done Hajj in your life yet? If not, are you anxious about going to Saudi Arabia? As an atheist/agnostic, I find a lot of value in Islam's rich cultural history and impact on the world. I would love to visit masjid al-haram and kaaba simply because the house is ancient and an artifact of human civilization but unfortunately Saudi will never let me in. As a sidenote, I'm well educated on Islam and you said you were Australian. You really have no idea how piss poorly educated Americans are with religion but especially Islam. In terms of the theological claims the Semitic religions make, 99% of them are the exact same. It's only when it comes to religious practice that they differ. As an atheist, Islam looks more like a Judaism 2.0 and Christianity looks like it just appropriated Semitic culture and screwed it up lol
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>>687947067
Hundreds of years ago the Christian church used to drown old ladies as witches and the Inquisition tortured and murdered thousands - should we disown Christianity too then?
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>>687947554
>Absolutely no depiction of Mohammed is allowed.
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>>687916638
You must not know shit about the Quran. Nice b8 m8.
If not bait, :v), nice pedo warlord prophet
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>>687947554
Still doesnt change the fact that Muhammed was a genocidal wife beater. Do as he did? What, slaughter infidels and punch your "18" year old wife?
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>>687947554
>Absolutely no depiction of Mohammed is allowed.

sometimes they gave him a veil though
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>>687947926
Yes, Atheism is the only way forward.
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>>687947844
and a new pasta was born.
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>>687948115
/thread
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>>687947554
>Absolutely no depiction of Mohammed is allowed.

here's Mohammed putting that rock in that magically jukebox thingy in Mecca
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>>687948150
No.
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>>687948115
I have no argument with you there squire. We just need to think of another mechanism to control the masses
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>>687947844
It doesn't count as the Hajj if you fly a plane there, or drive there. You have to walk.
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>>687947844
I've completed the Hajj once before, and I'll admit it was kinda terrifying at some points. But hey, if I were to die whilst travelling to Mecca at least I'm guaranteed a one way ticket to Heaven.

Also, even if you were allowed entry to Saudi Arabia, I advise you against it, it's not worth the risk anon.

>>687947838
>>687947963
Well, either way he's not supposed to be depicted. This >>687948050 type of depiction is fine.
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>>687947926
Based on King James' changing of the Bible. Dont get me wrong I am not a christian but in any case they were not in the holy text unlike your psycopath. Inb4 someone brings up some Old Testament shit, the New Testament is basically one giant ret con, not ideal but it's how they've done it
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>>687917482
Not OP, but these things that happend are peanuts compared to the christians with their crusades and witchhunts, you are a very dense person and you should feel bad. ALL religion is shit not just one, all of them.
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>>687948223
You mean something like a religion? Or we could just wait for the people to wake up.
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>>687923487
post a link to that
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>>687916638
If Islam is a peaceful religion, why so much bloodshed?
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>>687948297
>Well, either way he's not supposed to be depicted.

according to one particular interpretation of the quran. This is what I am talking about. Even if you think you're just doing what the book says, your interpretation of it creates and defines your theology. Others, just as devout followers of Islam as you, decided it was acceptable to create images of Mohammed.
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>>687936366
I really am not buying that some muslims can just be murderous and 'no one bats an eye lash', even misguided muslims are part of the umma.
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>>687948356
The only reason for organised religion is to give the great unwashed masses cause to not rise up against the institutions of the state - instill in them a notion of an immortal soul and fear of endless purgatory unless they toe the line and people will endure all manner of nonsense in the expectation that they'll get their reqard in heaven.

Interestingly, it was Christianity that first developed this idea of a life beyond death - earlier religions saw us as being here just for our allotted (and pre-ordained) time. So let your hair down because you aren't taking it with you and the Gods have already decided when you will die.

I kinda like that approach.
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>>687936661
I'm an american born and raised, and I honestly see no difference between Trump and Hillary. The words that come out of their mouths are different, but the actions they take are identical.

They're both common criminals who should be in prison for life.
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>>687917848
I thought Muslims had to follow the word of their imams even if they know it's wrong.
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Why are Muslims following a man that raped his child bride?
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>>687938772
I dated a muslim girl named Malika when I was 12, she was 13, but she wasn't dtf, said her daddy'd kill her.

she was absolutely Halal too.
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>>687939208
There were muslims in the towers that died too.
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>>687917161
>muslims have many reasons to hate jews
And jews dont have any reasons to hate you muslims?

Typical terrorist
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The world would be 6000294739trillion times better without muslims. Fact.
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>>687917482
Why can't your political leaders just leave muslim countries alone?
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>>687950005
same could be said with all religions.
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>>687950044
why dont you muslims target our political leaders who are responsible instead of innocent civilians? that way you muslims would be heroes rather then villains. imagine the celebration and huggings if a muslim blew angela merkel into little bits.
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>>687917976
Then you're no muslim. You don't even know when your islam has been nullified. Killing homosexual is islamic, you're just delusional. You'd say anything to make islam look more appealing to the west
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