Characters who are literally you
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Characters who are literally you
Get it, because frankie muniz browses 4chan
>>687902505
>you will never perform oonagi on somebody
>>687902372
its funny i was always reese everything about him, i use to bully alot and was a dumb ass even though I can be smart at times.
>>687902372
Holy fuck, OP. Get that Ifunny shit out of here before I slap your gay faggot ass!
>>687902372
OP- did your grandparents have any children that were not born mentally retarded?
Except I'm not that fat
yet...
>>687902737
Obligatory
>>687902586
It's unagi you retard.
>>687902806
yeah
me and Dewey. Francis is borderline, Reese is retarded, Jamie is a maybe.
>>687902372
>>687902914
unagi is eel you plebeian, it's different, look it up
>>687902586
And it's not something you perform, it's something you have.
>literally
I don't think you know what this word means
>>687903052
I know exactly what literally means
>>687903029
fine
>>687902842
kek
>>687902372
KEK. Of course fedora wearing OP sees himself as a genuis.
>>687903029
TO LATE IT IS TONIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>687903029
xD!!!!!!
>>687903127
Me too.
I'm a Francis. My younger brothers look up to me even though I'm dumb as hell. Also I'm married.
I always could relate to carl
I get drunk and start shit everywhere I go
>>687903029
Fucking kill yourself.
>>687903052
webster added the slang usage of literally to the dictionary, so perhaps it is you, who do not know the full definitions of that word
Here this is literally me
>>687903029
fhgdfgdfgd
i gotta go fast
>>687903029
fuk u
>>687902372
I'm me nigger
>>687903638
>masturbates
he's literally me
>>687903656
So in others words you're that annoying socially awkward guy nobody invites anywhere becuase you always have to prove how cool and crazy you are. There's always one
>>687902372
You've gotta be a pretentious motherfucker if you think your malcolm.
>>687904263
Literally me
>>687904252
so... you fucked your sister?
>>687903656
Who? That ain't Frank Gallagher..
>>687903638
I like you anon
Howard Unruh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Unruh
>Jewish
>Born in NJ in 1920
>Drafted for WWII
>Discharged from US Army in 1945 at age 24 for keeping "meticulous notes of every German killed, down to details of the corpse"
>Lived in his mom's basement without employment while she supported him with a factory job
>Decorated his basement with military items and set up a shooting range
>"Had trouble getting along with neighbors"
>Howie "was harassed by neighborhood teens, who thought he was homosexual and used to make fun of him"
>Reported to have been depressed about previous "homosexual liaisons" in a Philadelphia movie theater
>Eventually, Howie "became paranoid about his neighbors and started to keep a diary detailing everything he thought was said about him
>"Next to some of the names was the word 'Retal', short for 'retaliate'"
>After a night walk to a movie theater, Howie came home and discovered that "the gate he had just built in front of his house had been stolen"
>"When I came home last night and found my gate had been stolen, I decided to kill them all"
>Walks through his neighborhood at 9:20 AM with a German Luger, shooting anyone he came across
>Kills 13 people in twelve minutes, including a Bakery Truck Driver, and two children, aged 6 and 2
>Diagnosed with Schizophrenia, evades conviction, spends life in multiple asylums and psych wards
>Died in 2009 at the age of 88
>Last public words ever released were "I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets"
Some of you are alright, don't come to New Jersey 60 Years ago
>>687904277
>your malcolm.
you're*
i'll explain it ONE more time for you underage fucks who SOMEHOW didn't learn it in elementary school
YOUR = possessive. your bike, your fleshlight, your tupperware.
YOU'RE = a contraction of the words "YOU" and "ARE". You ONLY use this in places where it would also make sense to say "you are". For example, "YOU ARE a complete moron" would mean "you're a complete moron".
>>687902372
>>687904381
So your best friend sacrificed every other friend you had and raped your gf right in front if you.
>>687904681
Go back to facebook
>>687904608
U.K. Version is shit
My nigger
My favorite dag
I'm loud
I'm silent
I'm Grey with personality
and my spirit animal
#otherkin2016
>>687902372
im elliot but with incest involved.
>>687904717
Yes
>>687904860
dream on cuck
>>687904263
projecting yourself onto me, maybe?
I'm like the missing third Kuroki sibling.
>>687904681
Not the fag you responded too. Not sure why this is such a big deal to people on 4 chan of all places. Relax, take a deep breath and stop caring about how people spell it. It's not a big deal, you know what they are trying to say. It comes off as controlling and petty.
>>687903029
kej
I am Gooby Bear.
Aspie af
I think I'm beginning to understand. b is just reddit's overflow board now.
>>687903029
That show fucking sucks. Bozangoo!
>>687903029
>unagi
>>687903638
Fuckin stole my character I look like him act like him and dress like him.
>>687904789
It's really not fam, the US version is utter wank and it's just cringey how you have to reproduce all UK shows
>>687905074
Nope. It's just easy to spot someone who gets a few drinks in them and feels the need to overconpensate in a social situation to prove they aren't socially awkward and insecure. The way you described yourself in one sentence literally describes every person at a party who is awkward sober but after a few beers tries to start shit in a mcdonalds parking lot becuase the guy behind him beeped the horn.
>>687905209
I'll be your white Troy
>>687903638
I made a Saints Row 4 character of him. Hilarious to see Carl speedrunning around the city, fucking up Zinyak's army.
>>687905119
Except if you go on any other board, people take the extra second to know what they typed. It should just come naturally, you're typing what you think. You think in either "you are" terms or "your" terms. It's not weird, it's how the rest of the english speakers do it.
And? You're going to get your post picked apart if you don't do it. I make mistakes sometimes, and they get picked apart instead of getting noticed for what they contain.
It's easier for everybody if you act like you care what you're saying, take the few moments out of your day to re-read what you're about to post, because it was SO important for you to post in the first place.
>4chan of all places
4chan is 18+. Anybody who is 18+ and does NOT know the difference between your/you're deserves to be shot. Arguing that "this is 4chan" doesn't do your argument any good, it's the opposite of effective. You're old enough to know better, so fucking act like it, or get called out on it instead of having your point addressed.
>>687903029
no chances fam
>fat
>ronery
>gun-competent
>socially awkward
>generally a nice person
>no compunction about necessary violence
>goes full pyscho under extreme pressure and provocation
>long hair
>can recognize crazy bullshit on sight
>flustered easily
>GUNS
>>687905645
*you're
>>687903029
Good, I don't know. She's a bitch.
>>687902372
>>687903029
fuck
>>687902372
It's a blessing and a curse.
Fuck me m8, I'm Carlos
>>687905800
Nope. Doesn't work on me, because I am a functional adult who can differentiate your/you're on the fly unlike you newbies.
Oh wait, it's NOT something to brag about, it's just common fucking knowledge how to do it...except YOU.
>>687905645
Salted
>>687902372
>>687905729
Fag
>>687903852
The Presidonut
>>687902372
>character written to be easily and widely relatable
>OP relates to it
wow such a special unique snowflake op
>>687905712
i feel so bad for you
>>687905645
Judging by your long post that you probably took the time to meticulously spellcheck as to not look "stupid" I would say you hit the controlling part dead on. Do you know where you are? Every other post on here is slang but for some reason you need to correct "your" and "you're". Relax. Nobody but you cares
>>687906045
>explaining to somebody how they are wrong means salty
No. You can't demean what "salty" means like that.
>>687906072
You're only half-right, m7.
>>687905729
Post a picture of yourself and your guns
For the queen
>>687903117
autism?
or did you kill your brother?
>>687902372
>>687906182
being incorrect, and caring about being called on it? it means you're ashamed you were incorrect and called on it. Either let the person doing the spell checking be the petty one, or respond and become the more caring one.
Also? I don't "meticulously" spell check anything. I'm old, I just spell correctly from habit. You just get fucking used to it, unless you're on a phone.
Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor
>>687902586
Unagi is eel you fucking fuck.
Go get a sharp blade and perform Sapporo fool
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>687905729
kill yourself
>>687904717
Yeah; but Larry is rich and successful.
I'm more like pre Seinfeld Larry the basis for George "I live in my parents house" Costanza.
>>687905945
This also. But as philosophical as I am, and as large as my catacombs of useless knowledge are. I'll never be as accomplished as him.
But only in SAO Abridged
>The Kirito's always right foundation
>>687902709
Kek
>>687904661
>yfw
>>687906045
What you said doesn't make sense. When you speak do you tell the person you're talking to how you're spelling "your/'re" in your head? Unless you are writing out what you are saying as you're talking the posters ARE typing how they say it becuase when you say it its just implied. Stop being an idiot. You know what they mean, you'really just nitpicking to be a duoche
>>687902823
>mfw ...
>bitches don't know about geometry
>slanging them hotdogs for plebs
>they are my hotdogs anyways
>I am literally the prole god
>>687903143
your using it wrong.. your the reason #2 exists. fucking retards.
>>687906468
You just tried to overcompensate to appear mentally disturnbed to increase the chance of one of us actually believing you. It failed. We see through your pseudo insanity. You made your post too long. It gave away the bait and the attempted appearance of mental illness.
>>687906001
Ah fuck, DEE DEE DEE
>someone please end my suffering
Act like layhey
Look like randy
>FML
I sometimes feel like Todd Margaret, except I dont lie but sometimes thing just get worse
>>687906379
I'm not incorrect kek.
>controlling. Word of the day.
>>687906863
It's a copy pasta you highly fonctional autist.
:/
>>687902505
It's unagi faggot
>>687906965
Forgot pic
>>687906941
saddest ever :(
>>687906462
Sapporo..good one
>>687903852
Im jelly Anon, Doug had the perfect life
>Alright job
>Hot wife
>Nice house
>No kids (till the end of the series)
>Tall Black Friend
>Two in the closet homosexual friend
>wacky Father in law
>>687905729
Autism
>>687903606
I really like that scene
>>687902372
>>687902372
I'm a mix between Jay Cartwright and Simon from inbetweeners
>>687905945
This except I'm not a genius.
>>687903029
people use him to show what austic tendencies are, do you have autism?
>>687902372
Kek my last name is Muniz
>>687906813
>>687905439
pic w/timestamp
>>687907047
Its not pasta. Its text on a website you idiot.
>>687902372
you'd be surprised, you really fuckin would
>>687908381
get the fuck out.
>>687903029
Love you mom
>>687906863
>replying to copypasta
>>687903029
mum
>>687902372
Sad but true.
>>687908381
>you idiot
How ironic
>>687909029
You're a neat?
>>687906033
Gr8 b8 but couldn't agree more, with what your saying I learned this shit thoroughly in grade 1, honestly don't know how anyone could fuck something up that's so simple
>>687902505
PIVAT!!!
>>687909365
>neat
Hyde is me. I am Hyde.
>>687902503
No I don't.
>>687906823
Kind of get what you're saying here, now and again I start spelling shit phonetically if I'm not paying attention but if you can spell everything else correctly, why not you're?
Imma feind
>>687908392
You're a loli?
>>687903166
>>687903385
>>687903456
>>687903686
>>687903894
>>687904131
>>687904449
>>687905173
>>687905380
>>687905431
>>687905669
>>687905868
>>687905960
>>687907679
>>687908900
>>687909026
Why the fuck do you stupid 12 year old autistic fucks reply to this dumb cancer click-bait? I bet you click on buzzfeed articles too you stupid pieces of shit
>pic related
>>687903029
fuck you
>>687910398
Cuz I don't want my mom to die tonight, you moron?
>>687910398
enjoy your dead mother
>>687910398
>click-bait
Retarded detected.
I relate to Joker so hard, my cock exploded just thinking about it.
>I'm even a reporter
I am a demigod and a scholar.
>>687910398
Well, sorry for loving our moms. It's not our fault yours was a bitch.
literally me
>everyone itt
Anon says I look like Carl,
>>687911522
Bitches love sonnets.
not again
>>687911259
whatever you say pile
>>687909365
yes i am neat
>>687903029
fuck
Garrosh
>>687902372
Father Dougal
>>687910398
>>687911011
>>687911510
You faggots are retarded, post has nothing to do with anything, just a good way to nuke a thread using faggots like you, my mom hasn't died the last 5 nights I didn't respond to the image and she got serious health issues. You faggots spamming won't change anything
>>687903029
IF THIS POST DOESN'T RECEIVE AS MANY REPLIES AS YOURS
YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP
>>687912474
HOLY SHIDD :^OOOOOOOO
>>687902823
Who is that? Looks like kyle from South Park
>>687902372
HI AGENT CODY BANKS!!!
This Peter Parker
it's a blessing... and a curse
>>687906535
you sound like a faggot
Deadpool
>both crude
>both sarcastic
>both savage
>both have little to no conscience
>both want to die
>both like watching people die
>>687907882
So you're a loser?
>>687903029
fuck you
>>687912386
Can't risk it though. Love my mom too much. You're a piece of shit for not replying. What if she actually died? How would you feel then? Knowing that you could what stopped it but decided that 4chan posts were more important? Seriously, kill yourself, you fucking faggot.
>>687903029
fag
>>687903029
fuk this shit man
>>687906252
You wish jellyfish
>>687903029
Fuck you
>>687906069
You wish jellyfish
>>687911476
and a faggot
>>687912960
So you are a highschool japanese girl?
>>687903029
Fuck you for making me remember I love the woman who raised me
>>687913010
Im always looking for knowledge.
>>687913010
There is no correlation though between a shitpost and my mother. If you really care about your mother, give her a call and tell her you love her rather than posting a few words of spam here and pretending that is you showing that you care
>>687913340
Y-yes..
>>687903029
Fuck
>>687913606
Oh shit waddup
>>687913606
proof? I doubt you have any
>>687903029
lol
>>687913533
>looking for knowledge
>on 4chan
>on /b/
>>687911476
>Demigod
Got it from your dad I'm guessing?
>>687913606
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
I have more edges than a hexagon
meine ehre heisst treue
>>687903029
So are you sheldon? Baspingo
>>687913606
Proof?
>Not asking for tits because Japs ain't got any
>>687913862
You learn a bunch of shit on 4chan. For example, humans are a shitty species. There you go.
disj is meuhj i love momhy
>>687914074
Wait... are... you Black???
I'm just like Kirito
>>687906843
You shouldn't judge people on misusing words seeing as you used the wrong "your"
>>687914192
god fucking damn it
Can't find a character that fits the "fuck-it-all" personality. Someone who is depressed and just doesn't care about shit.
>>687913606
MODS MODS MODS
>>687913606
Do you have a s-senpai?
It's high noon
I was going to bring a duck but there was this weird duck policeman...
>>687913964
Bismuth
>>687913973
fuckin wannabe nazi its: Meine Ehre heißt Treue
>>687914320
Fuck you
>>687913010
This absolutely has to be b8. That, or you're literally 12 yeras old.
Let me guess, you click on "like" when you see those "CLICK LIKE ON 3 SECS OR YOU HATE YOUR FATHER" "CLICK LIKE OR U WILL GO TO HELL"
You're fucking retarded dude
>>687914126
What's a nonshitty species?
>>687913601
>There is no correlation though between a shitpost and my mother.
How do you know though? There is no way of knowing that. What if the next "shitpost" you decide to ignore actually ends up killing her? You'd only have yourself to blame. You're a piece of shit for even taking that risk in the first place, you fucking scum. And for what? Just so that an image doesn't get another reply? Seriously, fuck you.
>>687914320
By saying no I[m saying yes
>>687914190
you didnt wet yourself, did you?
>>687913309
Unequivocally, mortal.
>>687914501
Do you need a comparison?
>>687903029
Fuck you
>>687914190
Doesn't have to be. Huey is a cool character, so jaded and pessimistic. I'm sure he browses /b/
![[gg]_Binbougami_ga!_-_02_[1AF9E512][(012961)11-48-43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8YepQpe.jpg "[gg]_Binbougami_ga!_-_02_[1AF9E512][(012961)11-48-43].jpg")
i'm like Bobby
>>687903029
...
>>687906462
>>687903008
buthurt anons dont know their references
>>687914632
Yes
>>687914830
>>687902372
>literally you
Fuck off tumblr fag
>>687915051
That does match you, quite a lot.
>>687913862
Knowledge through... procrastination.
>>687914397
I don't know what that is sadly
Up the RA
>>687914126
Humans are the least shittiest species there is. If you think human 4chan is bad, try orangutan 4chan, they just hit their keyboards and type random letters and numbers that make no sense because they don't understand languages or how keyboards or computers work. Or even better, try jellyfish 4chan where they never post at all because they can't.
>>687906462
Context Clues man, Use em
>>687902372
Literally me
>>687915183
kek'd wholesomely.
>>687915277
Can't be that bad. You just need to get laid.
>>687903029 Poop
this guy is 90% of you
Kurt Cobain, post shotgun state
These threads are cringey as fuck
>>687914989
naa Huey is too militant to not give a fuck
fight the power
>>687914499
Well yeah. Do you hate your dad too? Lol, 2edgy4me. Hates his own parents, yet calls me 12 years old. Go fuck yourself.
>>687914503
Because that post is a golden nuke that is guaranteed to kill somewhere between 1/8 and 1/2 of a thread. I'm sure you're the Sheldon poster though
>>687915735
That's the point. Goddamn newfags.
>>687905553
CUCK
U
C
K
>>687902372
>>687915921
So 1/8 of a thread of 4chan is more important than your mom? Idiot.
>>687914928
>fish.jpg
Thats the fuckin way she goes
>>687915921
I don't know about you, but part of a 4chan thread getting nuked in exchange for my mother not dying seems like a fair trade to me.
Ben Wyatt.
There have been multiple occasions when I've been watching this show and I've made a comment that ends up being Ben's next line word-for-word. It's honestly frightening.
>>687910201
He was the only person with morals other than sick boy that why they always chilled of you're a shit head then you're probably more like that bitch with the dead baby than him and I used to be a junkie so don't pull that "well he doesn't know about my real ass life" shit
>>687902372
literally you
post timestamp pls
>>687915235
>>687914928
Guess this
>>687904486
bingo
>>687916457
>>687916226
Fish.jpg
>>687916224
yea right. you more like bud
