Triples gives me a 4chan nickname. Pic is me. I'm a divorced 34 year old woman. I've had sex with 4 guys total, 2 were virgins. l have major depression disorder, I've been in the hospital a handful of times, my dad killed himself before I was born. I'm unemployed, have been for a year. I've lurked 4chan for a long time but haven't posted until recently.
I want a nickname, trips with nickname wins.
Thank you.
Timestamp
>>687898563
This
>>687898736
That
>>687899562
Cool, you have a pretty face
Why do you want a nickname?
Where are you from? (can possibly help with a name)
What are your hobbies?
etc.
Because right now with the info you've given us I could only call you Depressionchan, or catladychan.
lets call her anon
>>687899836
Thank you.
Here I am in high school. (Year 2000)
butthole or gtfo
>>687900283
Nice body you have
This is a weird thread.
>>687900039
Video/computer games, kinda weird, fun, attention seeker, trouble maker
>>687900465
>>687899836
>>687900039
Sure is summer over here..
Tits or gtfo you know the rules
>>687898361
Why did you get divorced? hopes things get better for you, and thanks for respecting the rules
Chocolate Thunder your nickname should be.
>>687900742
Ex kicked me
>>687898361
How many kids have you got?
>>687900674
Tits
Well shit. I was all set to call her cum sponge anon, but I kind of like her after reading her story.
Feel bad. Not so bad I won't fap to her, but bad enough
You should a pic of your face with a timestamp.
This isn't a support thread you white knighting pieces of shit.
your nickname should be felch
>>687901031
Nice... I've got 3.
Well, if trips, your nick should be MotherGoose-chan
also, timestamp with your tits out... cause those are the rules, missy.
>>687901118
gtfo
>>687901118
Gtfo
>>687898361
What was your career in?
CuteMamaChan
>>687899562
SHOE ON HEAD
>>687901069
Yup. Jerkin ma gerkin over here.
your nickname should be spring water.
because im drinking some atm.
Rolling for "tits or gtfo"
>>687898361
tits or gtfo
>>687898361
can we have more pictures, please? i'm masturbating to you right now
>>687901199
Customer service. Administrative assistant
Oh. I did renaissance faires for a bit
Titties! C'mon!
You know the rules!
Mumsy-Chan
>>687901382
I reroll this gentlemens requested nickname.
>>687901476
Rolling!
Let's make this the thing!
lurk more, learn the rules and then come back to us when you're willing to follow them.
>>687901451
Are you trying to find something else?
>>687900218
Underrated.
>>687901588
Are dubs good enough?
Post pic of your face.
>>687901451
We need more pics, too
momchan
>>687901476
I reroll this kind Sir's suggestion
>>687898361
The hacker 4chan
Also tits
Chicho
>>6879018
Roll
>>687898361
On 4chan you're an anon. You don't get nicknames on 4chan
>>687898361
Your new nickname is buttholechan
>>687901882
Roll
>>687901982
t. Edgy Retard
>>687901382
Rolling for this
You've had sex with 4 guys....How about the nickname........4chan
>>687902017
Roll for this
>>687898361
LIVE hangout ist still going, fat man OD on camera. Camera still ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVXBvksLoww
>>687902158
you're alright chubster, but you should still post more
Washed up whore.
>>687902158
Gonna need you to remove the top. We have rules here. Also... Damn you're sexy
>>687902158
Sexy
Sage goes in all fields.
Go fucking namefag somewhere else.
Please kill yourself you fucking vapid attention whore.
Cuntface McGee
Now tits or gtfo
Femanon
New nick is JayLenoChin
>>687902199
0o nigga just woke up
>>687902337
reroll
post a beach pic. I want to see full body.
Also milfchan
Come on you can do better
blue eyes white dragon
Depressivechan.
Because i too have bipolar depression
>>687902337
pls thai gods reroll 4 dis
>>687902678
oh?
>>687902678
You sexy tease you
Manly facial aesthetics/10
Vagina SKy
If you really want to make a splash on 4chan then you could always go onto ihazcam and go to the tog room. Tons of guys would love to see someone that looks as good as you do.
>>687902678
Tits so I can go to bed with hardon.
>>687902678
No. YOU can do better. You want the nickname, you earn it. Get them titties out.
Jews did 9/11
this is getting really boring really fast.
Giving me a boner
her nickname is pussy tits.
>>687903058
thanks mommy
>>687903058
That is one sexy body
lol women age like bread
>>687903064
Be nice
Show me that dick mess
>>687903281
You mean raw toast
>>687903281
They get moldy, so you cut them up and feed them to ducks?
>>687898361
Umm what is this thread?
gofundme com/27wr8wk
>>687903064
Indeed
Cumbucket
SassyMamaChan
Would you give me head, you disgusting whore?
>>687903383
I'll show you my actual dick if you post your tits. Simple as that.
>>687903383
Here's my dick, now get them titties out.
>>687902678
Sharpie in wrong hole
>>687903478
I'm not sure I'm kinda drunk
milfchan
also sharpie in ass
Just stop. Stop bringing yourself down and giving yourself the excuse that your depression owns you. Your not happy? Good you've established something now go out and change it. You're bummed about not having a job start submitting resumes everywhere. Go to the park do something. Panhandling for mock human interaction on 4chan isn't going to make you happy. Stop making excuses. The people that love you would be devestated if you died. So you've established you can't die now get the fuck out into the god damn world and live. Do anything, literally anything other than this self pitting fucking none sense.
Your nickname - Dynamo
fake it till you make it/
Cracker barrel
WashedupChan
cougar-chan
>>687903858
reroll
>>687903383
Hnngh.
I'm happily married, but for some reason this is the first thread to make me slightly regret that commitment.
Please just show your bosom so that I may release myself from your clutches, Semen Demon!
>>687898361
The fail whale
30 min and no tits. I'm out. Goodnight faggots.
>>687903858
Rollin!
>>687903974
Nighty night niggeroo
>>687903950
this.
Winning?
>>687903804
Also walk off that broken leg
>>687903987
Reroll!
Cunt-chan, tits with timestamp or GTFO.
>>687903950
reroll
>>687903858
reroll again
You've got all these little boys wanting your tits, give It to em.
Until you show some tits AND vagoo, I'm rolling for "cumrag".
>>687903950
Roll
Cumrag.
Your nickname shall be Cumrag.
divorced-chan
You're Cumrag.
Dum Cumpster
Rolling for "Cumrag".
>>687904260
She said nickname not job title...hope I waste trips-tits with timestamp or GTFO
Rolling for milf Chan also tits you lonely milf
>>687904446
By two, dear god
>>687904446
Fuck so close. Still rolling for milf Chan
Cumrag it is. Fuck your trips. If you don't follow rules neither do we.
CUMRAG
>>687904443
You almost got quads, man.
It's a good idea her nickname gets along well with her job title, so... rerolling, "Cumrag".
You're Cumrag now.
>>687904523
Ugh you dumb
OP is Cumrag.
She is probs rolling right now
Enjoy your nick - Cumrag.
Vegeta&TheJets
Rolling for milf Chan or cum rag.
>>687902158
Why drepressed?
Damn, mommy, you`re so hot
Cunty McShitsnatch, tits with timestamp or GTFO
Still rolling for Cumrag.
Cumrag slut shall be called Cumrag.
milf-chan
Milf Chan cum rag wanna pump you with my sperm
OP = Cumrag
>>687904704
Rollin
kys
>>687898361
>>687899562
>>687900283
>>687901451
>>687902158
>>687902678
>>687903058
>>687903383
Tits or gtfo you disgusting attention whore.
Rolling for Cumrag.
an hero
xXx_cumrag1969_xXx
Semen swallower
Not even rolling. This cumrag doesn't make the rules here. From hence forth, this cumrag shall be known as.
CUMRAG
>>687904539
Sounds good, thanks guys
...Cumrag here
Thou art Cumrag.
>>687903858
lol rollin for this
>>687904704
Rollin
>>687904704
Trips get
Hey, cumrag...
>>687904926
reroll
Why do you get emotional over your dad dying before you were born?
My exs dad died when she was 2 and she doesnt cry or feel sad over it, she actually makes jokes about it. Jfc woman
>>687898361
Horserace horseface
>>687904988
rerooll now
Cumrag is so tasteless. Rolling for Keith... That's your nickname.
>>687904901
Oak cum rag give us tits now.
You're just like a rag full of cum, so Cumrag suits you.
Divorced father of 3... 34 here, pulling in 160k and swingin 8". lmk
Tits or gtfo
>>687904901
I think faggot fits, until we get them tits with timestamp...GTFO
We want tits cumrag
I'll give you the good dick cumrag
>>687902158
Unemployed-chan
Also hurr-durr-wanna-fuck-you.
What a bitch tits or gtfo
OP knows the rules.
Sharpie in pooper
>>687904362
I second divorced-chan
>>687904704
Bringin the trips
Cougarblue
Sharpie in vag now.
Cumrag, just show your tits.
>>687905262
roll
Sharpie pooper now
You gonna show those tits? Or make this a worthless thread Cumrag?
>>687905429
>vag
As of now, it's still a dude...tits with timestamp or GTFO
Cunt -quads
Tits, Cumrag.
Gooch Seeker
>>687898361
Why the divorce?
Since OP herself already called herself Cumrag, trips and she shows tits.
Dubs and she shows tits.
Fuck, singles and she shows tits.
Cumrag here
My boobs look kinda like this
Sage. Thread was over before it started. Have a good night, cumrag.
>>687902158
would bang
>>687905846
Damn you really are washed up lol
Timestamped tits or gtfo. Do it for the children.
>>687905846
Hi I proposed Unemployed-chan and I want to be #5 :3
>>687905846
just show em
>>687905846
Does them?
Show your your boobs and we say it.
>>687905986
this
>>687905846
That big? That saggy? That much in need of a dick in between?
>>687905846
obviously not cumrag
>>687905846
you should still post yours.
I'm still voting milf-chan over cumrag btw
OP, show'em.
>>687906094
Of course, the dumb bitch said they LOOK like that.
And you're still dumber for saying "oh wait... not cumrag..."
>>687905846
How dis your nose structure suddenly change? Are you really actually not my bbgrill????!?! OMG :(
I'd throat fuck cumrag anyday.
CUMRAG, come back and show tits. Otherwise, just leave as a cumrag should
>>687906246
dude i cant read and comprehend everything with my dick in my hand. sorry, my bad
>>687906264
Your eyecolor magically changed to blue too :0 r u magik??
Interesting, I like malted milf ball better than cumrag.
>>687898361
Everything you touch goes to shit op. Kill yourself before you fuck up your kids
OP, tits.
>>687906448
Then refrain from posting while fapping, dumbass. /b/ is already stupid enough as it is.
>>687906480
>>687906264
You guys really know how to read, don't you.
I can always depend on my Cumrag to be there for me. Perhaps you're not worthy of the name Cumrag, as we can't depend on you.
>>687906482
YES. REROLL.
>>687906480
they changed FROM blue to brown you fucking >summerfag
>>687900465
>have
you mean had.
>>687905686
I wanted more sex
He tried
Months later I'm still not satisfied
Talk about it again
Ask if he can talk to me dirty
And spanking/slapping in face
He's like
I could never hurt you
Months later tell him again
He gets mad and says
Take care of it yourself
Mad and hurt
Want to make him mad
Pretend to talk to other guys on kik
Chucks phone across the floor
Pushed me down
Kicked me 12 times
Calling me names I asked to be called
Started sleeping in the gurst room
Can't fall asleep laying next to him
Marriage falls apart
>>687906264
>>687906480
You guys know that femanon said "like" that not that, it's not her just "like" her......right?
Flavor town slut
>>687906740
>>687906740
you're both degenerates, perfect for this place.
>>687906740
Wow. Huge lie of a story.
But it gave me wood.
I'm done here. Hope you get your shit together, Cumrag. You could have been loved and admired by many. Instead you let us down in what will be another forgetable thread.
Oooooooh no updates in a while, might be dead
>>687907222
WinRaR!!!
You're losing us, Malted Milf Ball. We need tits or we'll be forced to abandoned as rules set by the 4chan gods. Tits now.
>>687907222
This. Thanks trip bro.
>>687907222
Yep. Sage in all fields.
>>687907212
Cumrag
Lol not a lie I swear
He told me after the divorce that he jacked off when he was
Going to the bathroom
>>687905846
Ima rename you notitschan. Now gtfo
>>687907222
>Cumrag
We could sexually please youre shut pussy.
>>687907721
Tits now.
No tits or sharpie in pooper. This hack doesnt deserve a nickname. I hope your ex kicks you some more.
>>687901670
I'm with you
>>687907958
Sure she does, it's sage goes in all fields
Your ex didn't fuck you because you don't deliver, you aren't pleasing.
Thank you all sorry to waste your time
Doing the best I can
Thank you again
>>687908210
good luck to you jizz towel
>>687907222
I get my first trips ever and get zero reward. What a shit thread for my first trips.
>>687908210
We will love you if you post your tits.
>>687908340
no we won't
get lost, stupid cunt.
>>687908340
I won't and she won't.
Bitch is on the wrong website for all this stupid shit.
What's wrong Kat?
I'm in a similar position. 33, no interest in sex 'cause she's boring as hell. Wish my fiance was like you, looking to try new stuff.
>>687908210
Yo gtfo you dumb cunt
>>687908210
just leave
>>687907721
...Sounds just as well you're not together any more, lol.
I have sympathy for you due to the line "can't fall asleep." If you provoked him and he kicked you and then you went "omg strong independent woman i don't take that from nobody," then I would be angry with you.
>>687908637
It's a dude you dumb fucking faggot.
>>687908859
Not "fucking," just told you that. Dry spell over here
stump
Kill yourself
tits nao
>>687908210
You're hot as fuck in a Scully-from-X Files kinda way. 8.5/10, would bang.
>>687898361
>Triples gives me a 4chan nickname.
I hereby dub you Wackjob.
trips get
>>687898361
tits or gtfo
>>687911277
This, dubs noted.
What did /b/ learn about women? There is nothing there of value besides tits
>pic related aaaaaaaand she's gone
>>687911090
Thank you
Still waiting... Single father of 3 with that $160k and 8"...
>>687898361
Attention whore
>>687911769
As usual
>>687903804
Lol Cumrag here. You know nothing about depression
>>687912995
Pic?
>>687903719
That's Angel's Landing. Nice.
Fucking beta ass summerfags responding to a shitty thread when they haven't received tits
You know the rules, CUMRAG, tits or get the fuck out
>>687905002
Yes, because everyone has to emotionally process things exactly the same way. Good call, dipshit.
>>687898361
You know the rules tits or GTFO
>>687912480
moar plz
WHO EVER FALLS FOR THIS SHIT IS FUCKING STUPID.
>OLD FUCKING TRICK
>>687898361
Look how the page has a curve at the top and then at the writing on it - no curve.
Gonna have to do better than that young boy.
she posted the other day
OP where are you from?
How about dumbcunt because you know nothing of cum
>>687898361
add me on kik: zarabyte
>>687920339
look how fat this guy is. Bitch stay off McDonalds
>>687920756
Cute, kid that the best you got?
Why can't a have been a fat fuck who liked eating pie and twinkies
>>687921212
did u get fatter
>>687920339
Damn nigga. You fat as hell.