Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
Yo.
>>687871871
kagami claimed!
post decent waifus this time or i'll kill myself
>>687871895
what kind?? and why not fruit
>>687871213
How'd you sleep?
finally found a version of Watamote's OP with just the female vocals
Fuck yes
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>>687872081
Most episodes really, especially in movie 2 considering this scene.
>>687871871
mandatory uta claim
>>687871255
you havent seen english shit then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r5IP5wm6uU
and yea we are... these are all reminding me of my college/ secondary school years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8UeeIAJ0a0
Claimed
>>687872200
Clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBE4xBgpVYA
>6 hours left
>>687872261
Share.
>>687872201
>umaru
>decent waifu
kys already then
Cyka blyat vodka stalin
>>687872203
pb&j because its romantic :3
>>687872241
i slept good, im still kinda tired :/
>>687872261
the watamote theme is too edgy, but so are the people that claim her i guess
>>687872394
syndra
Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>687870541
Suuuure it wasn't
Dio-sama...
>>687872159
Ay
>>687872201
Do it
>>687872320
i still don't know who you are!! you have so many waifus....
Illya claimed
>>687872394
>>687872201
>implying any posted waifu has been as shit-tier as Mikasa, Asuna or Sakura
>>687872538
I should've trademarked that quote.
Mobile birthday party claim. No Konata, my cousin isn't hot.
>Shiro
>>687872538
>Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>687872505
now I want one so bad and feed you
Yuran ^^
>>687872353
http://anime.thehylia.com/soundtracks/album/watashi-ga-motenai-no-wa-dou-kangaete-mo-omaera-ga-warui-op-single-watashi-ga-motenai-no-wa-dou-kangaete-mo-omaera-ga-warui/02%2520-%2520Watashi%2520ga%2520Motenai%2520no%2520wa%2520Dou%2520Kangaete%2520mo%2520Omaera%2520ga%2520Warui%2520%2528Suzuki%2520Konomi%2520Bocchi%2520ver.%2529.mp3
>that link tho
>>687872505
I don't care if it's edgy m8
>>687872491
Babuska balalaika. Putin vodka blyat?
>>687872653
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
>>687872610
>claiming worst Ilya
>>687872594
you're mai waifu I never claimed any other
>>687872394
>>687872567
>>687872505
Aww..
Get more sleep :^)
>>687872539
I'm serious, wasn't intended
>>687872308
And then ours get drunk all night and stay drunk for the morning broadcast.
https://youtu.be/WK2YVTl8Jko
Oh, my bad. I was going for general nostalgia factor.
https://youtu.be/6QW_xi-5Gho
My dad had this one timed so that he would pull into his mothers driveway when bells sounded whenever we went there. And this was after the 14 hour drive to get there.
>>687872744
The link is even bigger than the dubs. Holy dogshit. But thanks. I never much appreciated the screaming. It was the only part that brought that OP down.
>>687872710
sounds good to me, just dont forget the milk!
>>687872670
How do you start a fingers is it in?
>>687872744
i guess so since you like nirvana :)
>>687872903
are u hinting at something?
>>687872567
Ey
>>687872957
>pic
>>687872781
Meme master homu kek
>>687872854
but we've hardly talked....and i can't...
>>687872766
cyka cyka cyka ckya
still here
>>687872958
I liked the screaming but I thought the guy singing sucked ass
I like the girl version of the scream though
>>687873001
?
>>687873001
I'll have enough to provide
I'm already back, that took much less than expected.
>OP with good rules
Nice.
Too bad for that super small pic.
>>687872796
I really don't like her design in Prisma Illya.
I mean, she's still cute I guess, but I prefer the more serious ones.
>>687871871
>>>687872610
>>claiming worst Ilya
No such thing
>>687873154
Why
>>687873001
Who knows?
>>687873229
I was never generally for screaming anyway. Growling isn't so bad if it's done well and as an augmentation and not the entire damn song.
>>687873001
I fuck a you.
>Shiro
>>687873154
>>687872261
The ED is better.
>>687873239
Indeed, in prisma she's by far the worst of the main girls but vn Ilya is a top tier daughteru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1BdRJzc3Dk
>>687873229
screamo is good though :/
>>687873231
whats ur favorite sandwich qt 22/7?
>>687873371
O:
>>687873422
nice m e m e
>>687873326
it's not right...i have somebody already
>>687873518
>kill it with fire!!!!!
no hard feelings kek
>>687871871
I have arrived! I was at a get together with some friends, they gave me some ribs and we shit-talked a lot ^^
>>687873397
If it's just one scream I'm just fine with it. If it's the whole song then I can't find myself liking it.
>>687872957
american drunks must be fuckin idiots, thats not how you be drunk, you enjoy it, make the most out if it, you, you, you be a FOCKEN CHAV M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0
(this was one of our all day programs, ran out of seasons)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
i can go that way if you want me to.
fun fact
>>687873143
What's going on?
>>687873180
иди нахуй американски пидор
>>687873644
>>687873697
>>687873631
>screamo is good
>Watamote OP too edgy
>tfw
>>687873548
You just made me realize I haven't given the ED an actual listen
I've only listened to like 5 seconds of it
>>687873581
>Die Lorelei
Many feels.
>>687873631
grilled , club and fish
>>687873951
>>687873863
European drunks must be idiots. They don't brush their teeth and I SWER ON ME MUM.
>>687873644
>>687874027
Are these those super cute dojins again?
>>687873817
Basically this. My biggest issue of all with the intro is its total disconnect from Watamote itself. It sounds like it should be the OP for an EXTREMELY fight-heavy anime like SAO, AgK or FT.
>>687874031
its good ^-^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcLwQ0uXYUA
>>687874067
ive never had that before, i'll give it a try :O
>>687873863
>amerifat drunk
Not a Yankee.
And he was up all night before, didnt sleep it off, and it shows. So either he was playing it up or hes just a horrible drunk.
https://youtu.be/A_fMN9kFm14
I got them old dad rock songs.
https://youtu.be/SSR6ZzjDZ94
>>687873869
???????
>>687873869
Laying in bed talking to people, watching the thread, not much else to be honest.
What about yourself? How did that Russian translation go?
>>687872744
Is there one without the screaming and just the music? I think it'd sound pretty good without it.
>>687874357
>just kill me now fam
>>687874034
The soundtrack for Fate (and all their VNs really) is so fucking good, I still listen to EMIYA regularly when playing games because it's such a great track for focusing.
>>687874280
I named 3 which one you never had ??
>>687874264
these ones??
>>687874277
With the guy screaming it sounds cringey as fuck but you might like the girl "screaming" I think it's kind of cute
>>687874280
instrumental pls?
>>687874474
oh i thought that was like a super sandwich lol, well ive never had fish or club :p
>>687874721
that would ruin the song :)
I'm almost at the part where the loli stabs herself in the head, can't wait.
>>687874398
axaxaxaxaxaxaxax
>>687874449
Playing wows with Miho and Neo and listening to some music.
It was alright.. after 3 tries, a help from a friend and a bottle of vodka.
>>687874167
did i get ya?? lol
>>687871871
AY.
>rory 2 cyoot
>>687874592
That's not cute.
>but it's awesome
>>687874814
that would be an odd sandwich you could get sick , and you'll love a club sandwich any time of the day
draw on the faces please
>>687874449
ah hell yeah there is nigga
prepare for another huge link though
http://anime.thehylia.com/soundtracks/album/watashi-ga-motenai-no-wa-dou-kangaete-mo-omaera-ga-warui-op-single-watashi-ga-motenai-no-wa-dou-kangaete-mo-omaera-ga-warui/05%2520-%2520Watashi%2520ga%2520Motenai%2520no%2520wa%2520Dou%2520Kangaete%2520mo%2520Omaera%2520ga%2520Warui%2520%2528off%2520vocal%2529.mp3
>>687874814
that would make it so much better though
xd
>>687874490
>Cutie
>>687874868
I have some weird Madoka pics from way back too.
Sad claim
i have to go in to work early than usual, then i get a call when i was waking up saying i need to go in another hour earlier.
>>687874860
Hi. How are you?
>mobile shiro
>>687875026
I did that a while ago
>Dio
>>687874144
its the uneducated that get like devvo,
us proper brits are a bit more reserved.
>>687874357
i think he was playing it to try and be 'that guy'
>long stabby thing
>tried to act smart about it
u win this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-jC3H_8Dk4
i have a lot but they are from my early years, so i doubt people would like them
(im talking 8-12 years of age)
>>687874851
It is true , all the good ones are taken already
>>687875042
you need to expand your screamo taste my pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEr8sPw2J0
>>687875021
sounds good, what goes in a club sandwich? :o
>>687875294
kyle?
>>687874721
It really does. The edge was physically painful even though Watamote was good and Tomoko is a god-tier waifu.
>>687874463
>I still listen to EMIYA regularly when playing games because it's such a great track for focusing.
Fucking yes, EMIYA is a great song, I have it in my playlist aswell.
And yes, most of the Type Moon works have an amazing soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCtNoWFHYKk
>>687874490
Ruri.
>>687875239
Nah fag, you get to be stereotyped as the worst just like you did us.
Fucking limey shit.
>>687875154
Ah, welcome back Shiro.
How's that party?
>>687875549
Pic.
>>687874836
Sounds relaxing as hell dude.
Enjoy it
>bottle of vokda
What, you drink the whole thing? Damn
>>687875042
Hey cheers Mugi, thanks a lot.
>>687875239
Theres a reason I think Im old. I enjoy most of the hard rock bands from the late 70s, early 80s. Though I can enjoy some stuff from the last 20 years.
https://youtu.be/GNm5drtAQXs
>>687874836
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
>>687875294
i was messing with you anon...
>>687875074
>Says you.
Kyouko.
>>687875561
>>687875104
Depending on what you consider weird, some are pretty funny.
>>687875374
chicken , bacon mayo lettuce and tomatoes
>>687875776
CUTE!
>>687875836
is that a panty hunting homu robot?!?!?
>>687875424
Unfamiliar
>>687875730
Then you can be mai waifu
>>687875776
I messed up so badly.
>>687875561
Have another (You).
>>687875549
Kyouko.
>>687875374
No THIS is my shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIJuRGYmWk
>>687875433
It was pretty bad
I remember the first time I heard the scream I cringed so hard
>>687875652
Just found out about that website just a few weeks ago actually
Got all my K-On! music from there
>>687875602
Just being a recluse as always, so fine by my standards. Most likely leaving soon.
>Shiro
>Finally got my refund from steam
Any good game recommendations?
I've got $10 right now and tomorrow or the next day I'll have $30 for spending
Also sorry I disappeared I kinda went shopping and watched a gun video.
>>687876042
>>687875730
I ship it
>>687875861
we used to own chickens :o
you have any pets qt 22/7?
>>687876136
nice edge :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3JbMbcaj-A
>>687876138
tell the toddlers i said hi :o
>>687876138
Take it you was forced to go or something?
>Most likely leaving soon.
Good choice.
>>687876053
>>687876240
summer sale
I gotta get ready soon, ill be on in the morning if anyone is here. See you guys around
>>687876354
>>687876268
again with the shipping
>>687876042
so does that mean you want kagami?
>>687875561
im fine with that
obese, uneducated, over breeding, gun hoarding, uncultured, arrogant swine
>>687875692
>fall out boy
this allows me to put anything here now, and it will be better, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNs1mcT4l-Y
>>687876296
used to ?? what happened ??
dog and one cat
>>687876136
It's frustrating. Also, PMMM's original OP (Connect) is fucking wicked.
>>687875549
Mahoutsukai also has a great sountrack, too bad the translation is taking forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQIwPdAXco
>>687876428
hot
>>687876296
was it too "edgy" for you ',:^)
>>687876458
Would you as Kagami work? or just you.
>>687876402
True, should probably wait for that, meanwhile I've got Stardew and The Last Remnant (which I need to finish downloading later)
>Tfw shitty internet.
>>687876465
Oh this will be fun
https://youtu.be/7bDg7n-chhU
>>687876458
Again? What do you mean by that...?
>whistles suspiciously
>>687876513
it was a long time ago, they gone now :(
cute ^-^ i have a little cat :3
>>687876617
(-_-)
>>687876764
>>687876458
I still ship it.
>>687876732
it will, wont it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl1lS6B9pMc
>>687876240
Rogue legacy is on sale for 3.74, I'd highly recommend that.
>>687876332
I don't even enjoy my own birthday parties if people decide to throw one for me, so I assume you can guess the answer with ease.
>Shiro
super late claim
>>687876863
I've finally outedged you
>>687876703
oh! you want me??? hmmm...i didn't know that...
>>687876764
where's your pet squid?? kek
>>687876874
b-but!!
>>687876863
so you ate them right ?? what is his name ?
>>687876951
Oh my
https://youtu.be/c98gIxCe1zo
>>687877023
my music was art, yours was edge, this game was over before it started gg mugi :(
>>687877138
we used them for eggs not food ;-;
Oreo :3 he's a qt cat
>>687876958
I've never had a birthday party, and I've probably been to a total of like 10 parties, in my whole life.
Bobby claimed.
>>687877048
Well yes. unless you do have someone
best girl
>>687876465
Mudslime Cuck.
I honestly don't care enough about Murricans or Yourapoors to know more cliche than
Bad teeth
Orphans
Muslims
Cuckolds
A fucking monarch puppet attraction lol
Hold on I'm at a friend's house.
Uh. Boats
>>687872731
a shit
>>687877229
sounds yummy mine is called Max
>>687877229
>anal cunt
>edge
please /s
>>687877421
ive always preferred cats over dogs >.>
>>687877420
oh my
Claiming my Tomoe-san
>>687877239
Lucky. I used to go to like 6-8 a year. I'm fine with most parties as long as I'm allowed to be secluded from everyone.
>Shiro
>>687875652
Just a half of it.
>>687875702
aaaannnnnuuuuuu
>>687877048
I'm always asleep when he's on
Unless he hasn't come in the threads yet
>Amatsu
>>687877634
my favorite cow tits meguka
>>687877612
I like both you can walk a dog and they can be nice to people if you train it well
>>687877810
ive never met a well trained dog :/
>konata
>>687877634
Mami is solid taste, although I'm more of a Homura man when it comes to the magical girls. Her and Kyoko. Nice. 9/10 waifu.
>>687877778
So close
>>687877892
that is unfortunate , you can train your own as a puppy or just get a really small dog
>>687877896
Kyoko's been my second favourite after reading The Different Story, so you have quite good taste too, sir.
