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Well what's /b/ drinking tonight?
I am having pic related and already half a bottle down. Please keep me company
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this, always..
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Drinkin Natty Ice here man
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Why are you drinking blended malt bullshit? JWB is like $50?

Better options bud.
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single malt master race checking in, you blend and bourbon peasants
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>>687865731
For the simple reason that i like it. Black label has a really kind taste. I have a bowmore 12 here too but i am saving it for later
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>>687865731
And I live in Norway, so no. JWB is not even close to 50 bucks. Feels bad man
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finishing this fucking thing off then headed out to the store for some camo.
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>>687865075
A Southern Gentleman's drink
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Aw yiss
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>>687865075
Just having some good beer rn, gonna switch to OE later.
Nearly out of hard liquor.
I got a bit of coke left but I got weed also.
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>>687867337
>southern
>gentleman
okay
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>>687866989
Excuse my ignorance but is camo a drink, or are you talking about the clothing?
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>>687865075
this right here is something i enjoy more often than some might consider healthy
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>>687866025
Mah nigga. Glenmorangie fag here
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>>687868381

Probably talking about (Ca)ptain (Mo)rgan
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>>687868466
Preaching to the choir. Healthy is relative
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>>687868851
Thanks. Guess i should have been able to figure that out
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>>687865075
Bells whiskey. I'm Fucking depressed.
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German beer made in Texas, good shit.
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>>687869106
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>>687867691
always wondered if this is worth the hassle - seen it around in some shops where I'm from always wrote it down as just another fake flavor molassy black rum
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I'm alternating coke+fireball and Guinness, and very, very drunk at this point.
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>>687865371
I'm allergic to Jack Daniel's. I always break out in patches of handcuffs when I drink it.
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Vodka. 7 times distilled but very cheap. I'm accustomed to this brand at this point and it's really gentle to the old body. About 3 shots in. I was drinking beer with my buddy earlier but he drinks Bud Light and I can't get a buzz off that shit worth a damn. It's actually given me a headache, he agrees the headache is unavoidable with Bud Light. Anyone else experience this?
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Dogfish head Noble Rot. Good shit.
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>>687869667
Kek'd
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>>687865075
Fucking poorfags and plebs with no taste.
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Aberlour 16 year
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>>687869841
>tfw poor with decent taste
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>>687868697
MY MAN! I won a bottle of Quarter Century at last year's company 4th of July picnic. I think I'm gonna take a couple fingers worth now.
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Try double black OP. I like black label but it has a weird after taste. Double black eliminates that weird after taste. Btw, drinking buffalo trace. I'm usually a wild turkey or makers mark guy but thought I'd give something new a shot.
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Gets me goin
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Blends and bourbons are disgusting shit. This is what I'm on, Old Pulteney 21, one of the best drams I've ever had.
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>>687865075
Greetings from Germany, cant fukken sleep
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>>687870104
Thats strange, i actually like the aftertaste a little better. But i will check it out
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>>687865075

I cant drink whiskey to get drunk , it gives me terrible hangovers. Gin or Vodka for me.
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>>687870141
Seriously though. Can you drink this without dying?
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>>687869865
enjoy your evening good sir!
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>>687870659
Please be joking
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>>687870659
No

Ethanol <> Isopropyl
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>>687868697
Glennornagie 18 is like sweet sweet nectar.
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>>687870819
>>687870849
ok sorry. Should have googled
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Not sure yet. Making an embarrassing beer run later in front of two friends and my girlfriend. But I don't care. Just wanna' fall into a drunken stupor because I can't find a job and I hate myself.
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>>687870659
Yes, I did it last week. Don't drink it though. Won't get you drunk and you'll feel like shit after.
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>>687870534
Honestly, if I don't have a hangover after pounding whiskey all night, I feel like I got cheated. A hangover is your liver's way of saying, "YOU WERE FUCKING AWESOME LAST NIGHT!"
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>>687871133
You. I like you
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>>687869865
Aberlour is some pretty good stuff, I always think it has a kind of Apple taste to it. Bought a bottle of the 12 year last night but have some 18 in my cupboard also.
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>>687871376
I like you too, you beautiful bitch.
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>>687870952
I agree. Glennmorangie is proof that the gods still exist, and that they want us to be happy. I'm sipping 3fingers of Quarter Century right now, and I could only be happier if I had a 17yr old korean hooker licking my nuts.
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>>687870492

Yeah man and it's the same price. All preference really
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>>687871731
Yeah Glenmorangie 10 is probably my go to even though it's quite a young whiskey, if not that then Glenfiddich 15 or the Old Pulteney 21 is a safe bet.
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>>687871972
Isn't Double Black all about the aging process? I remember reading something about it, but I can't remember exactly what it said. It had something to do with the barrels and how they help with the aging and maturation. Or am I completely off on this one?
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>>687872205
Yeah. Honestly, I discovered it when I got a bottle of Quinta Ruban for my 25th birthday. It was amazing. If I'm drinking whiskey now, it is always Glennmorangie. I won the raffle for the bottle of 25 and a 4th of July BBQ last year. I've drank 4 glasses from it thus far, and it is just an indescribable experience man.
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>>687872364
If it's JW or JD you can generally guarantee itl'll be shit, stick to some decent single malts.
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What do you guys do when you drink? I usually watch netflix or someting like that until i am too drunk to pay attention then i just sit there like a philosophical retard.
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>>687872954
I'f drinking to get destroyed, I drink Johnny Walker Red. It's cheap enough that I dont feel bad for killing a 750mL, and it's easy enough to drink that I don't ever feel like I'm gonna puke. If I'm just enjoying a drink or 2 I go get a decent beer, and relax.
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Just got back from a tasting at our local brewery. Time to start on a 30-pack of pic related.
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>>687870659
You can drink this. The buzz sucks and it makes you feel like absolute shit. If you need a drink that bad, you're better off panhandling for a bit and getting cheap vodka. Don't drink this shit.
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>>687872924
I've never tried the 25, 18 is the highest I've gone with Glenmorangie but it's some beautiful stuff. Makes me proud to be Scottish, haha. But Glenmorangie is just a very easy dram with a lot going on in it, makes it easy to go through half a bottle a night before you even realise. If you're brave try the Laphroaig, smokey and peaty, most people hate it but when you get past the peat it's honestly quite a good dram.
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>>687872364

I'm actually not sure, I think you are right though. I don't think they blend anything else into the mix. It's not drastically more expensive so it can't be any crazy aging. If anyone knows I'd love to hear
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>>687873262
You feel like you completely understand me
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>>687873349
>Proud to drink PBR

Fucking hipster douche bag. Don't you have some twitter feed to update?
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>>687865075
vodka and home made bloody mary mix (skipping dinner for it) annnnd red wine.
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>>687873762
That shit's brewed 5 minutes from where I live. Been drinking pbr for years and proud of it. My grandfather worked at the brewery. Suck my dick you little bitch.
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>>687873762
Nope, don't have a Twitter account. And my graduate assistantship is only 9-months, so I don't get paid until August. PBR will have to do.
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>>687873262
Yeah fair enough man. Normally start with a decent single malt then taper off into shitty whiskeys as I get fucked up through the night
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>>687873762
Wow. All this from a beer brand. It may be painful to learn that not everybody-unlike you- choose their preferences based on public opinion. You're the insecure fag here
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>>687873973
414 for life. Fuck everyone else.
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>>687873613
Being from the Midwest USA, A lot of these names would be very hard to get a hold of. The liquor stores around here carry a select few types of high end whiskeys, like Glennmorangie 10, 12, and the Quinta Ruban, or Glenfiddich 12 or 15, but the upper reaches of each brand are VERY hard to come by. I know the owner of the company had to special order the 25 from a distributor last year, and it cost him almost $800.
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This.
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>>687874435
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>>687874416
Oh, that kinda sucks. I'd avoid the Glenfiddich 12 if I were you, felt it was a waste of money. For the extra £10 get the 15 year because it's incredible stuff, probably one of the best all round drams you can get. If you come across any Balvenie, definitely try that. Are you able to get any of them from Amazon or just online in general?
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been out at kareoke all night , im now at home snorting speed and drinking some weird 20+ year old grain alcohol thats been in an attic for years, Ive lost control of my life.... Pic related
>mfw
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>>687874028
See, now THAT I understand. Cheap enough to get shithoused, ok that I respect. But I've drank enough PBR to know it really isn't a good beer. But then again I don't usually drink beer to get fucked up. I rely on cheap whiskey to do that for me.
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three of these, everyday for the last 2 months or so
im white btw
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>>687875046
I wouldn't consider it good either, but it is relatively delicious for a budget beer (as compared to something like Big Flats). I'd much rather be drinking something like Old Rasputin or pic related if I were getting a steady paycheck.
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>>687874875
I could yeah. But again, why would I bother when a 5 minute walk and $45 will buy me a 750mL of Quinta Ruban? I don't drink good stuff like this to get pissed. Good Whiskey, and good beer are for just a enjoying a little bit at a time ya know? But I could. and maybe this year for my birthday I may treat myself. Your recommendations have piqued my interest quite a bit.
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Best fucking beer
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>>687875328
Again, we agree, and I respect your reasoning. I do apologize for assuming the worst of you, in my area, and experience, the only people who are proud to be drinking PBR are a fucking cancer. But now I know you're not proud of what you're drinking, you're proud to be getting fucked up. Cheers /b/ro, and may your liver be ever resilient!
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Drinking this shit and some good old Jack
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>>687876102
No worries; I understand the stereotypes associated with PBR. Cheers to you as well, anon. Have a good drinking session.
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>>687875662
Yeah I get what you mean. Well if you feel like treating yourself then go for something like a Old Pulteney, Laphroaig, Balvenie or even a Macallan. Glad to have inspired you to try something else, it's an expensive hobby for sure haha.
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>>687876256
Oh I plan on it. I got half a bottle of Captain Morgan White Rum in my freezer just calling my name right now!
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>>687876287
If we can't spend our leisure money on something we love, are we really living anyway?
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>>687876467
I recently made this elderflower liqueur with gin as a base, so I'm supplementing the PBR. Should be a pretty shitty day tomorrow.
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>>687874942
I just drank a bottle of their Birthday Bomb the other day. Amazing brewery!
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>>687876643
I like your view on life. I'm going to use your comment as the excuse I needed to buy the Balvenie 21 I've been thinking about getting online for a week now, haha.
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>>687876924
I love what they brew. I just hate I have to trade for their beer.
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>>687876287
enjoying a bit of Macallan 18 this evening. Worth every penny
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>>687865731
>acting like 99% of the population could tell the difference between blended vs. single malt of similar price
gfto with the snobby cunt talk, you impress no one
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>>687876849
BAH! A hangover is a badge of honor! Just tell your liver "MAN UP PUSSY! Or I'll replace you with someone who will!"
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>>687876586
skunky piss
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>>687877156
Hahaha are your taste buds destroyed? If you can't taste the difference between single malt or blended you deserve to get in the bin
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ITT: Shit I can't afford.

I'm 5/6 of the way through a pack of Mickey's.
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>>687877196
True, but at age 30, I don't recover from hangovers as easily as I once did. Especially considering I don't smoke bud any longer.
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>>687876948
Now I feel better! I've both been inspired, AND inspired in return. Just remember man, Life is only good, if you enjoy living it. Otherwise all you're doing is waiting to die.
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>>687877144
Macallan 18 is the best thing to leave their distillery, definitely something to have after dinner though. Sits quite heavy I always think
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>>687877462
Trust me, I turn 37 in August. Hangovers only get worse. But if you drink a huge glass of water before you go to bed, you avoid the worst of it. Also have an ice cold bottle of gatorade in the fridge and ready for you the next morning. You'll be good to go at that point.
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>>687877487
You have some words of wisdom right there, as long as I can manage to hide the receipt from the girlfriend I'll get away with buying the bottle! Haha
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>>687865075
That.. but blue label.
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>>687877907
Ok... That I can't help you with. My girlfriend made peace with my drinking a long time ago.
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>>687877814
im 36 and almost immune to hangovers
unless i go full on blackout drunk i feel normal after a few hours
man up son
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>>687877943
What's the occasion? Or do you just drink $200 bottles like it's regular liquor? Either way, very tasteful.
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>>687877814
>Hangovers only get worse
I guess that's something to look forward to...I've taken to gulping down at least 3 glasses of water before bed/passing out. I've found that scrambled eggs followed by getting a good sweat going burns the hangover off pretty quickly. I live in Mississippi, so I just have to step outside to accomplish the latter treatment.
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>>687878020
She's coming round to it, she can spend her money on pointless stuff so I can justify the whiskey!
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V S O P
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>>687878130
My system works just fine for me. The worst I get is a headache and a bit of light sensitivity that fades away after 2 hours or so. I don't need to man up, when I can think my way around a problem.
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>>687878130
>>687877814
It's nice to see that older /b/tards are still here during summer. Cheers, anons.
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>>687878276
BRILLIANT! Also, give her the " A wise man told me..." quote, and offer her a sip off the first pour, and she should be quite pliable to the idea
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>>687878219
I know how you feel. My old man lives in Louisiana, and this time of year, down where you guys are at, there are only 2 temperatures. There's Hot, and Fuckin' Miserable! And it only starts getting Hot at around 8pm. And I don't eat breakfast hardly ever, so I cant corroborate the eggs theory. But if you have a system that works, why change it right?
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>>687878623
I might just try that one! Tried to get her into whiskey with Dalwhinnie 15, the one everyone I've met tries to recommend your girlfriend/wife tries if you want them to get into whiskey, didn't work though...
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Half a litre through. How's your day been /b/ros?
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>>687879019
Yeah, 90 degrees and 90% humidity at 10AM will make anyone sweat. So true about keeping up with what system works for you.
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>>687879097
Try a Glennmorangie 12, with a splash of water to wake it up. If she's still averse to it, then... Well then I'd think you're well and truly fucked at that point. Some people just don't have a taste for whiskey. My girlfriend tried a sip of my 25, and she nearly turned green. But I give her a double of white rum straight up, and she pounds it like a sorority girl at a keg party.
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>>687878406
you wanna see how tough u r fag?
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>>687879188
This is why I thank god I live in Michigan. Yeah it's nasty and muggy in the summer, but it's nowhere NEAR that bad. I went down to Louisiana a couple years ago for my granddad's 80th bday party. Jesus Harvey Tap Dancing Christ on a wooden fucking leg! August 2nd, walking out of the airport in NO it was like walking into a fucking WALL. I could barely fucking breathe it was so hot.
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>>687879775
See that? Yeah. That's you.
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>>687879497
Funnily enough I've not even had the Glenmorangie 12, just the 10 and 18, think you've given me and excuse to buy two bottles tonight right there! Haha and nailing a double rum straight is pretty impressive, well done!
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>>687869325
Good stuff m8
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>>687879941
that all u got? image macros
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>>687880000
Checked
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I like my Scotch like I like my Women.

18 and Brown.
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>>687879846
I'm originally from Pennsylvania, so this weather is absolutely brutal. Still, this area/state has been a decent experience. By the way, we just started getting Bell's down here. I had discovered it when I lived in Illinois, so I'm spreading the gospel of Two Hearted, Oberon, and Kalamazoo Stout down here.
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This. I'm not really into scotch not for lack of trying. Just tastes like dirt and rubbing alcohol to me.
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Mathilde Cassis

>liqueur master race reporting for duty
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Hello darkness my old friend
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>>687880486
Good choice, anon.
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>>687880486
That's how I feel about Tequila. That's why I drink it out of a whore's belly button.
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Japanese made soju. Quite different from the Korean stuff I usually drink
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>>687880650
No offense, but have you got hair on your balls yet? I drank shit like that too, in the high school parking lot...
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>>687880664
Thanks, I love it. It's bitch to get at a reasonable price though, local store barely gets 3 bottles whenever the fuck and people buy it to upsale.
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everclear and dr pepper tastes like water.
goes down without a problem.
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>>687880862
Fucking Soju... Damn dude. I drank so much of that shit in Korea. They fucking love it there.

But they also cook some pork ribs, then throw in a fucking Octopus too.
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>>687880445
>Kalamazoo Stout

If I were a chick I'd marry you just for that!
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>>687879179
Had a 7 hour shift. Decided to reward myself
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>>687880938

cool story
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Anyone ever had mcclealands? My booze guy fucked up and bought me a bottle of it. It's cheap, like 25/30 a bottle and it's single malt. For the price I enjoy it quite a bit. There's obviously far better, Glendronich is a personal favorite.
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>>687881093
I also really like Third Coast Old Ale; that shit will fuck you up. Come on fall!
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>>687881018
Get you some real backwoods moonshine
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>>687881161
Nah man, like I said, no offense intended, but shit, how do you drink that sweet stuff and not puke your guts out? I drank Yukon Jack in college, and got so tired of puking and the massive sugar headaches afterwards that I switched to scotch and vodka, just to get away from the next day pain.

But if it floats your boat, rock on funky bro!
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>>687880000
Quads speak the truth
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>>687879951
Yeah I give my girl a double of white rum, and 2 things drop back to back. The glass, then her panties. I fucking love this woman!

And so long as buying the bottles doesnt put anything else in jeopardy, like your home or something like that, enjoy it to the hilt, and take her along for the ride!
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>>687881148
Nice man, what job do you do and what are you drinking?
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Ale masterrace checking in motha fuckas.

La fin du monde from unibroue brewery, 9% alcohol.
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>>687881495
I really don't understand the people that just force their way through horrible liquors with soda. They will never get close to a good scotch
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Fine bourbon, my friends.

Only the best for us kentuckyfags
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>>687881630
a classic
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im drinking nigger cum atm
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>>687881624
Hahah not bad man! And no id never let the bottle jeopardise something like that, just fine to enjoy when you're relaxing after work, coming home to a whiskey and some decent music!
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>>687881439
Third Coast is a year round brew up around here man, I feel for ya if you can only get it in the fall. But if you can get it down there, you NEED to try Two Hearted. Holy fuck dude... There some gaps in my memory because of that shit!
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>>687878181
Lol. Was a gift from a friend, havent had it in a few months
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>>687869667
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>>687876110
>explorer
kek
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>>687881624
I always found Quaaludes did the same thing...
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>>687877462
Dear god this. Turn 30 in sept but already feel like hell when I drink. To be fair I went really hard on the drink the past 10 years. Failed rehab twice, AA is a fucking joke when you're not a bible fucker and or spiritual. Finally got on a shot they give herion addicts to block receptors. Lost my insurance so that went away but it actually worked. There is an unfinished bottle of jack somewhere In this house. Been debating drinking for hours now.
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>>687865075
1.75 liters bottle all to myself <3
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>>687882298
A-fucking-MEN! I don't always drink whiskey when I get home, but there is always a decent beer in my fridge waiting on me. But on the days that I happen to want something a bit stiffer, yeah I can see exactly where you're coming from.
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>>687880486

I found a 40 year old bottle of scotch when I was helping an old lady move out of her house. Unopened. Her husband was a drunk, she never took a sip in her life. Told me I could have it, also gave me a $50 tip. It took me and my crew 3 days to move her into 4 separate 55-foot trailers out of a 3-bedroom townhouse.
>Tomorrow on Extreme Hoarders!

I cracked that bottle, decanted it, and poured myself a few fingers. I shit you not, it tasted like I had squirted a half a bottle of Dial soap into my mouth, and went down with the same texture.

I know good liquor from bad liquor. I worked for 4 years in a liquor store until I was recognized as a sommelier, and went on to work in one of the finest hotels in the country. I have a broad palate... I have savored a 1942 Chateau Lafite Rothschild with a girl I intended to marry (cost me about $4000), and have dipped my wick in a bottle of Mad Dog before dipping it in a cheap slut on her bare mattress (cost me $4 and gave me chlamydia).

But Scotch whiskey is, categorically, shit.
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>>687882415
We can get Two Hearted, and I've been introducing it to folks down here. So far it has been warmly received.
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>>687880862

Next time you drink soju, drink about a third of the bottle, peel a cucumber, throw it in a blender with the rest of the bottle, and pour it back into the bottle. Cap it off, let it sit in the fridge for a few days, then strain it.

There is no finer Asian booze.
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>>687882962
Yeah I dont mind coming home to a pint of Guiness or two! But if it's a Friday especially then its definitely the hard stuff you gotta go for! It's 5 o clock somewhere, right?
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>>687881018
What does water taste like?
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>>687882804
Stay strong, anon.
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>>687881630
Found the nigger
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>>687882703
Nice to meet you Mr. Cosby
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>>687883451
tastes like nothing
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ill fight any faggot here
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A combination of Coors Light, Old Crow Bourbon, and Burnetts Gin.

Switching off throughout the night.
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>>687868697
my nigga!
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Gin fizz and beer
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Bud heavy because they didn't have Coors bottles.
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Four Roses yellow label
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Can this topic now be reverted to an alcoholics thread?

What ya drinking?
How much ya drinking?
What has alcohol cost you?
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>>687883759
>501, dry county

fight me, bitch
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>>687884276
well go right here, idgaf
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Strongbow, vodka with red Skittles dropped in the bottle last year, whatever my buddy's bringing
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Just got this in the mail, so i'm making sweet mouth love to this.
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>>687884232
>What ya drinking?
PBR and elderflower liqueur
>How much ya drinking?
Whatever needed until passing out
>What has alcohol cost you?
Lots of money, a marriage, and friends
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>>687883284
My Man! Third Coast is good in small doses (for me anyway) It is just a bit too hoppy for an ale to drink in large amounts. But Kalamazoo is amazing! It's heavy, but doesn't have that "OMG! I need to chew it to finish it" of traditional stouts. And Two Hearted... Well if you drink it on an empty stomach you WILL wake up next to a fat bitch who swears you said you loved her.
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It was my birthday present.
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>>687883426
This is a stance I can respect and admire anon. You seem like a decent guy. If I lived close I'd offer to buy you a drink!
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>>687884232
1/2 pint samogon (russian moonshine)
1/2 pint Beefeaters 21 (90-proof reserve gin)
10-oz glass of wine
4 oz chocolate-raspberry flavored vodka
pint of stolichnaya vodka

Alcohol cost me my married ex-girlfriend. But I was going to lose her anyway.
>dollar cost
I would guess that I have had about $25 worth of drinks tonight. And my buzz is wearing off. I spend about $150 at the liquor store every time I get paid, never go home with less than the equivalent of a gallon of 100-proof.
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Niggaz
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well fucking do this
i got a piece in my truck if u wanna play hardball
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>>687881823
Well i hate to ruin your expectation but i work in retail, and i am the OP. So i drank the black label. Hwoever it is gone now so i am moving on to the bowmore
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>>687885733
inb4 someone proving you wrong
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>>687885733
Pretty impressive if true
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>>687884276
What county? I am in garland county.
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>>687870849
wait how is something greater than AND less than something?
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>>687883029
This was fucking poetic.
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>>687885246
Nigger, I could drink all 4 of those bottles to no effect. Edibles/tinctures/etc. do absolutely nothing for me. I would guess that I've wasted about $500 over the past two years trying them out. I will say that it does enhance the flavor of cheesecake, though. But I never really liked cheesecake to begin with.
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Jaegermeister rocks
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>>687886298
Faulkner.

What'chu got?
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I'm an 18 year old Norwegian faggot
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>>687885589
I've got no expectations anon. I work in retail too and i know how shit it can be.
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>>687885733
fine, you got me =(
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>>687885733
Impressive. Anon has a nose for same faggotry
>>687886779
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>>687886779
took you 7 minutes for a mediocre shoop
>quit already son
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>>687870659
alcohol can't be distilled normally to 99% purity; it usually has benzene in it if its above 95% as it forms an azeotropic mixture and the alcohol and water evaporate at the same rate.
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>>687886779
>>687886039

You were saying?
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>>687886948
>ethanol

I meant to say.

Of fucking course isoprop will make you die but even ethanol at that purity has poison in it.
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>>687865489
natty light here
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>>687886566
ah shit, probably farther than I feel like driving. was gonna say chill, smoke if you indulge, and drink, anything you wanted since you are dry, or fight... whatever. bored as fuck... not bored enough to drive that far tonight though. sorry man
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>>687886948
>alcohol can't be distilled normally to 99% purity; it usually has benzene in it if its above 95% as it forms an azeotropic mixture and the alcohol and water evaporate at the same rate.
bullshit
i drink 100 pure and only fuck babies
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>>687886958
>>687886914
>>687886944 check'd
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>>687870294
>drinking solventy soapy shit

ok buddy
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normaly i drink cap morgan but this is ok aswell. ly guys
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>>687881120
looks like heaven on earth
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Drinkin this and Corona. Smokin a cigar as well.

Going full Castro tonight.
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>>687886779
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>>687886714
Nice to hear. Enjoy your vodka man
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I'm gonna post my list of alcohol and give me ideas of what to drink.

Jack Daniels, pineapple vodka, 99 oranges, melon and strawberry schnapps, blue raspberry vodka, vodka, everclear, fireball, and rumchata. Very poor so I have ice, water, milk, died pepsi, strawberry pop, and a couple other diet pops for mixers.
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>>687887290
>layer 2
>transparent

You opened a screencap and didn't edit it, mah nigga. But thank you for playing
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>>687888049
mix the jack and vodka
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>>687888060
went backwards in history to show the work, duh
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>>687887750
haha shit. do they party? that sounds like a good ass time.


nah but serious it's all good. maybe some other time. you wouldn't have had to host either. not feeling all that great anyway, which is why I don't really want to cruise that far tonight, but still bored as fuck. didn't know Faulkner was dry though. that blows. good luck fellow arky bro
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who else just drinks straight from the bottle??
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>>687888244
Which is why the image is unedited, duh

Who you tryna fool, nigga? You're in a thread full of 14 year-old alcoholic pedophiles.
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>>687888232
Fuuuck that.
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>>687877363
Sköl
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>>687888049
vodka strawberry soda to start off, then switch to jack and diet pepsi. prepare for a wicked sugar hangover.
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>>687888609
4/10 bait, made me reply
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>>687883919
Welche bar ist das?
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>>687888244
>>687887290
>>687886779

Pics or it didn't happen
>post original screencap
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>>687867691
I love the taste of this stuff. I like to put it on ice and give the ice a chance to melt a little to thin out some of that sweetness. I never drink it anymore though because it gives me hangovers from the left side of hell.
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i don't give a shit ill go back in
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>>687889042
my cat need attention
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>>687888742
What about koolaid/vodka instead of strawberry soda? Forgot we had that.
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>>687889310
>inb4 shoop
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>>687889402
ok, now it's funny again
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>>687889310
Movie sins? What kind of fucked-up uber-catholic is you?
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>>687887290
>>687888244
>>687888969
>>687889310
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>>687889379
What flavor of kool-aid? Anything mixes with vodka but I dont want you going full nigger and drinking grape kool-aid or anything like that. You're better than that.
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>>687889525
i spend my saturrday nights cataloging sins in movies to that I can bring them up in sunday school tomorrow
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>>687887681
it was pretty close. that's my happy place.
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>>687889814
wait you really took that picture? I assumed it was someting from google. Fuck dude. That is beautiful
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>>687865075
Any Guinness lovers who haven't tried this have to.
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>>687890094
nah it was. my life is shit which is why I'm drinking cheap, but good cheap, bourbon alone on saturday night.
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>>687888049
mix all spirits together in a pint glass in equal measure then down it.
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>>687890218
Ive never actually tried guinness.
whats it taste like?
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>>687890509
Like soft chocolate and malt
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Mapleshade Repose . A unique Canadian whiskey.
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I don't want this to 404...
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>>687890509
Amazing is how it tastes. order some online if you can't get it where you live. or go to the shop now and get some.
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The best cheap booze in the universe. $15 for a fifth, 23 for a 1.5. Smooth and crisp,drop in a ice cube and I drink it like koolaid
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throw me out idgaf
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Drinking a 12 pack of this in my boxers watching shitty anime life is good
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im a lazy fucker
i just buy the cheapest vodka I can and mix it with some peace tea
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>>687865075
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>>687893028
stick with generic
cheaper, same great taste, same great value
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>>687893028
I find that this also has a good kick to it.
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>>687865075
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>>687894410
Pinche puto
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>>687865371
Same here. 1 pint down.
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>>687867337
This is a shit tier drink.
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>>687867337

"Southern Gentleman"? Pff.

More like domestic abuser.


>>>mfw when bottle reminds me of my childhood for all the wrong reasons
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>>687869388
It's a disgusting Rum.
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>>687895074
did daddy touch your pooper after a few glasses of southern comfort and coke?
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>>687869680
I'm 41 and I'm almost done with a fifth of Jack.

Vodka is for plebs and women and 90 percent of the virgins here drink it.
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>>687895277

Nah fam.

Grandaddy was a raging alcoholic with 40 years of chronic drinking that pickled his brains a long with what little social ability his manic depression allowed him.

Fuck the South.
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>>687865075
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>>687895732

Actually, he drank Wild Turkey. Now that's a decent Bourbon for your buck. Good ol' 101

Southern Comfort was too shit even for an alcoholic pawner from Tennessee.
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>>687895732
Classic drunk grandpa.
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>>687890218
Intrigued >>687890218
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>>687896042
I was thinking that sounded a bit funny never seen a alcoholic drinking Southern Comfort.
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Better than alcohol
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>>687896768
mix the two together
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>>687896655
Its amazing its like condensed Guinness flavour so good.
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>>687869325
my nigga
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>>687896768
My nigga
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>>687865075
thats expensive op

t. i work in a liquor store

drinking a shitty bottle of wine
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mmmmm best shit right here
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>>687897318
Same, hella shitty red wine over here because it was cheap and I can't stand hard liquor
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Itt: crippling alcoholism everywhere
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>>687897447
lol underage faggot
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>>687897409
and too lazy to refrigerate a white
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not even a polak.
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a nice break from bombay sapphire :)
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>>687880000
Quads don't lie, having some Karbach Kölsch myself. Not as good as Eigelsteins but then again besides the size of our houses everything is better in das Vaterland.
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I usually cant stand whiskey but I love this stuff
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Water because I like to keep my liver
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>>687899794

Karbach aye?!

you from Dallas? DEBC is where it's at
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Relaxing on my deck with this
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Philly reporting. Still drowning my sorrows after an investment fell 33% yesterday.
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>>687865075

Six pack of this right here (bottled though). 6% ABV, not too bad.

Plus Hot Pockets for a snack.

>>687900097

kys edgelord
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>>687899873

blackberry whiskey... for faggots who want to pretend to drink whiskey
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Silly Jerry and ginger ale.
It's Fight night and need to get rum dum first.
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>>687900795
Where I live in England cider is the main thing people drink there's a pub near me where you can a pint of cider for £2 it's usually around 7-8%. Pic related its the pub
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>>687900830
im sorry I like my alcohol to not taste like handsanitizer
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