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I need to get back at this bitch. What do?
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>>687825882
bump
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Watch Global Edmonton news tonight. Something interestimg may come up
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>>687825882
What's she do?
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Her husband and daughter aren't home. She's all alone and vulnerable. I've made some chloroform (Chlorine bleach and rubbing alcohol). I'll pay her a visit shortly
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>>687827009
She's my bitch of a neighbour. For now, anyway.
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>>687827155
Tentatively Czeched
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>>687827155
Yeah but why is she a bitch? Did she reject you?
>first assumption. this is /b/ of course
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That is a big yard doe.
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>>687825882
You'll never go through with it, your weak all talk bullshit is a waste on everyone's good time
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Cut the mystery and tell your tale
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Got any hot creeps of her? Common OP
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>>687825882
Are you the faggot that works nights and bitches because she mows in the morning?
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>>687827354
No, she is the loudest, most annoying cunt in the neighbourhood. She told her daughter I'm a rapist and if I come near her she should scream. Now every time the kid sees me, she starts screaming like a banshee. I've had the cops show up at my door a few times because "Somebody claimed you have posession of drugs/illegal firearms/child pornography". Side note, I was falsely accused of rape a year ago. I didn't get any jailtime, but most of my neighbors think I still raped the fucking cow who accused me. Also, the whore next door is an ultra femanazi
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>>687827057
you gonna rape her?
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>>687828185
Yeah, bet that window is upstairs in your parents' house. You're the creepy neighbor, just understand that and leave everybody alone, anything you do will only reinforce your creepiness.
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>>687828249
No, that's to mundane. I'm a bit of a sadist, and I haven't had a chance to act on any of my fantasies. Now, however, I think I have the perfect subject. I've even prepared my own red room. I'll post a pic shortly
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You should show her that you're really a good guy and not a rapist by drugging her and raping her.
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>>687825882
Help her with cutting the grass. That'll teach her.
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>>687828249
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>>687828185
Have you tried shitting on the doorstep everyday, breaking into their house and flipping the toilet paper around, cutting the cords to all of their electronics?
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>>687825882
What's her address?
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>>687828495
Well OP since she accused you falsely you should return the favor, but with a twist. Plant weed in her house or yard and either you or someone else call the cops on her. It should be someone else since they might connect it to you because of the previous accusations.
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>>687825882
i'll dump my folder of stuff to help you op
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>>687829078
shits about to get real
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Snipe her with a paperwad shot out of a gutted pen
Aim for her ears
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>>687829145
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>>687829245
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>>687828967
Now now, that would give away my address too
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>>687829292
this might help a little
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Went out and bought some houshold chemicals and
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>>687829964
What am I missing?
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>>687830424
Gun
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>>687830497
Are you me?
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>>687830424
depends on what you are planning
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>>687829330
Well we already know that you probably don't live in center west Edmonton.
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>>687830770
Id be great if someone could locate him.
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>>687830770
Kek, yeah, but Global Edmonton covers news from the entire region. Maybe I'm in Edmonton, maybe I'm in Wetaskiwin.
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>>687830694
Torture. Inflicting extreme pain. Keeping her alive for at peast a few hours
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>>687831270
Livestream it
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I'm probabpy going to go on the run after this, so I'm not going to post anymore. Either I'm dead, gone, or arrested
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>>687831270
you might need chloroform to subdue her then
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>>687831436
One step ahead of you
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>>687831436
>>687829964
also maybe get something like stakes to put under her fingernails and toenails
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>>687831620
Good idea. Would a scalpel or pairing knife work?
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>>687831841
sure, lots of things will, just use your imagination
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>>687831841
Got any bamboo?
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>>687831841
>>687831989
toothpicks kinda work as well
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>>687831989
Its not vietnam
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>>687831989
I do some woodworking, so I might use some wood chips and scraps.
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>>687832253
So sorry for trying to assist in what could be the most sadistic rape/torture of the century.
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>Get Stereo.
>Make taped recording of the Orgasm Guy at maximum volume.
>Make sure recording has a delay of two minutes. And plays for 10 or longer.
>Place stereo at neighbor's house.
>Preferably a place where they won't see it or can't find it for at least 10 minutes.
>Play stereo and run.

If you're lucky, the cops will be called on account of domestic disturbance. Their neighbors will hate them.
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Nobody will find her. I have my methods
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>>687833113
Care to eleborate
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>>687825882
How about instead of being the rapist that she's making you out to be, you don't.

Instead, make her out to be the bad person. Don't be a slimeball neckbeard. Clean shaven, friendly looking guys have the right-of-way.
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>>687828185
>accused of rape
Well you're fucked. Your only option is to move town and cut all ties to your current one.
Doesn't matter if you actually raped someone or not
I'm kind of serious too
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>>687833513
I wouldn't rape her. I'm just going to kill her
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>>687833651
Cripes. Don't even go there.

You can still be a human being.
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>>687833879
fuck off
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>>687833879
I think he's far beyond the point of no return
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>>687833651
you gonna livestream that shit?
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livestream op, you have too
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>>687834020
DO IT
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Your life is going to be better after this. Good decision
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Nah op, don't stream it. That's just evidence against you.
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OP

If you're actually gonna kidnap someone and don't wanna get caught.
>don't spill her blood
>don't rape and put semen in her
>use gloves at ALL times
>use something like a hairnet at least, but preferably a full ski mask. point is, don't leave any hair
>if she claws at you, clean under her nails
>surprise her, like attacking when she's asleep
>don't use chloroform. It takes waaaay longer in real life for someone to actually fall asleep from it. Choke her until unconscious, use rope, not hands.
>Tie her when she's unconscious

Are you planning on killing her and disposing of the body?
Have you ever done something like this before? Or do you have any experience at all that could be useful for what you're planning to do?
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CRAWWWWLLINGGG IN MY SKINNN THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAAALLLLL
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OP you have to stream it!
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>>687828185
Seems like you are a rapist. You are planning on using chloroform on her.
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>>687834422
Dubs speak truth.
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>>687825882
You lazy piece of shit, you're making your mom cut the grass? Pathetic.
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>>687831270
bind her ankles then hang her upside down in the garage with her head 1" off the ground, get a hockey stick and pucks, then practice slapshots to her head
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Guys, i think OP is serious
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BUMP
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OP, Livestream it.
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>>687835052
God I hope so
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>>687834422
>I have a tarp set up and a plastic cover for the chair
>I'm not going to rape her
>I bought some gloves already
>I have a ski mask and this weird, cheesy skeleton mask. I think it would look unsettling when you're tied down and begging for your life
>Thanks for the advice
>Gonna attack her when she's asleep because her husbando won't ne home
>Thanks for the tip, but the chloroform is tl keep her subdued
>Already planned to
I've disposed of a body before. Lye and bleach, a shallow grave, and burying the remains in seperate locations worked the last time.
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>>687834422
nice wubalubadubduuuubs
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>>687825882
whats with the hilly terrain? Where do you live
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>>687835468
Yup, OP is serious.
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>takes creepshots of female neighbor from dark room .
>"STUPID CUNT THINKS IM CREEPY!!"
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>>687835615
To be fair, creepshots and rape accusations are two very different things.
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>>687825882
Buy some panties, piss in them, cough on them, shout at them, post them through her front door and then cough at the door.
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>>687835615
Or the harassment from his neighbor has gotten to the point that he has evolved into an evil genius whom watches and plots from a second story window.
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>>687825882
>>687825882
Op don't be a fucktard and risk 10+ years in jail; that's exactly what she wants. Just go on /b/ from time to time to find ways to fuck with her. I suggest cutting all her power wires
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>>687833605
its sad how an accusation can fuck everything up.
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>>687835709
they go nice together tho
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>>687835468
If you are like that, I can't really fault that bitch for being scared of you.
Anyways, you are nothing but cancer.
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Lure back to your upstairs window and defenestrate. Pics
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Suck your own dick. That'll really show her who's boss!
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>>687836073
Do you want a pic?
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>>687835709
Its a slippery slope.
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>>687825882
Fill balloon with paint nd chuck at house??
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>>687825882
Looks like you have a nice house, why won't you just fuck off?
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>>687835468
tarp is really risky unless you cover every last inch of the entire room including walls and ceiling and having the room completely empty except for the chair.
You're also gonna have to dispose of the chair

Don't dispose of a body the same way twice. It's gonna be a way for criminal investigators to connect murders
I can also suggest burying a body in a farmers field if it smells really bad there. The smell of shit indicates that it's recently been fertilized and usually there's ammonia in the fertilizer which first of all confuses dogs noses and second of all is bad for them.
Police searches with cadaver dogs is usually not as thorough when there's ammonia in the area for that reason.
But make sure you bury the body at least 5 feet down.

Chopping a body up and burying in several places is a good idea. The riskiest part is to handle all the blood.
Either drain the body in a bathtub and mix the blood with bleach before you flush it down.
If you have a freezer big enough, you can also freeze the body first and use a saw to cut it apart. Place each piece in double plastic bags with lye.

Can you tell me more details of your plan?
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AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

LOOOOL UR NEIGHBORS ARE FUNNY WTF IM CRYING HAHAHAH
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go over to her house and say i didnt rape anybody, but if you dont stop this shit and act EXTREMELY nice to me every second of your life, I WILL rape your daughter.

Cops might get called, but zero proof, so every time you see her, just give her a wink
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>>687836383
Give me location to her house, I'll get rid of her. Trust me :)
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For the love of God OP
DO NOT RAPE HER!!!!!
rape her daughter
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>>687825882
OP come on dont ruin there family
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Livestream nigger
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>>687836740
OP has said it a million times. HE ISN'T RAPING ANYONE.
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Place a rusty nail behind one of her tires every night until one gets fucked up. Then rinse and repeat monthly for fuckery.
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>>687835468
>I've disposed of a body before
See OP, this is why you are accused of being a rapist
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>>687837636
do you really believe OP?
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LOL UR SO FUNNY AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

U REALLY GONNA KILL HER WTF!!! LOOOL WTF GTFO BITCH
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So is shit going to go down or what?
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>>687836299
I stole a key from her house a few days ago. She didn't notice someone had broken in, so I also too the liberty of the moment to map out her house. She has a dog, but the thing sleeps in the backyard, so that's off limits. I went to several different stores in different towns to get the supplies I need. She goes to sleep at about 9:30 PM each night. I'll use the key I stole, sneak into her room, then strangle her. When she's unconcious, I'll carry her deck in her backyard. There is a gate at the bottom of the stairs on the deck, so the dog can't get me. She's pretty small, so carrying her won't be hard. I'll throw her over the fence to my yard, carry her to my deck, into my house, into the basement. My "red room" is somewhat hidden and normally inconspicuous. I'll tie her to the chair. Out of frame is a pipe that runs across the ceiling ( I know it's sturdy because I tried to hang myself on it once). I'll torture her, but I'll try to limit the bloodshed as much as possible. I was planning to freeze her in my deep freeze, then chop her up in my garage. Last time I just used a bucket of lye solution, but the bag Idea is pretty convenient. There is a bog outside of town that I buried the last body in. The body still hasn't been found. I might use the farmer's field idea.
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>>687837459
it's better with rape
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>>687837817
Make sure to leave no evidence, OP.

Anyways,what did she do?
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>>687837817
I'm starting to understand why you were accused of being a rapist...
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>>687825882
dive under the lawn mower. she'll be so guilt ridden. totally worth it imo
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>>687837817
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA U CRAZY AS FUCK WTF!!!! LOOOOOL REMEMBER TO POST PHOTOS OF HER! LOLOOOOLLOOL
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>>687837817
Live stream, please
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>>687837817
>happening

You have to livestream OP
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>>687837817
the nerve of that bitch to say you're creepy
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>>687837800
>>687837830
holy shit when did this turn into a rekt thread?
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>>687838270
That usually gets spammed everywhere for no apparent reason, it's sickening.
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>>687838365
still better than cancer banana
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>>687828483
Second that. Good point.
Ps: fag op
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What are ya' gonna do to her, OP? If it's murder then be sure to leave no evidence and act cool like you don't know anything
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I haven't done anything to anyone yet, but now I'm at my wits' end. Maybe I am creepy, but I haven't done anything to make that clear
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>>687832871

that's some evil shit.

don't leave any finger prints though.
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>>687838518
I'd fuck with her mentally rather than murder. its more fun
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>>687838518
are you livestream it, or will we have to wait for the Edmonton News to tell us?
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>>687838640
Nah, I'm not going to stream it. Sorry
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>hasn't posted pic of red room yet
>hasn't posted pics of previous murder yet
>>687829964
>all house hold items anyone can find
>4chan Gj op
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>>687838825

then gtfo
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>>687833651
Go for it. Looks like you got your mind set so don't bitch out and get caught
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>>687838873
but I'll post pictures.
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>>687838518
I believe you OP, you might be a nice guy
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>>687838825
pics or didnt happen
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ok op. rather than kidnap her, have a build up. Fuck with her life and her house. Over the space of a week, make life worse and worse for her until you eventually kidnap her. Start off with the box bomb idea mentioned earlier in this thread. Subject her to light torture before you actually kidnap and cause her bodily harm.

ALSO, if you are going to torture her, water boarding is extremely effective and easy to do. You could also try chinese water torture, which is when you have water drip on someone's face for days at a time, driving them mad.
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>>687839008
OP give us some red room pic
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>>687835904
I don't think being murdered is exactly what she wants
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just an fyi op i have called the rcmp and informed them of this thread.
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>>687839257
fag
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>>687839257
thank god, i was worried that this would spiral out of control
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>>687839257
why would you do that?
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Skip town.
Water her beloved garden in weedkiller in the shape of a giant cock and balls before you go.
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>>687839050
Pics will be included, but no livestream
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Take some fiberglass insulation and rub it on the inside of her panties. Film the results then upload with dox. Let internet take care of the rest.
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>>687838835
you still gotta have some room for belief from what happened in 2014 and 2013 (The strangling and the murdered revealing coordinates)
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>>687837817
dude you need to be careful..
accused rapist next door will be first person of interest
you cant leave anything behind, especially when throwing over the fence
hair or skin could get caught on fence which would lead to your house
also the dog will most likely be barking
you have to kill the dog first then go in
think of every small thing that can go wrong and make sure it doesn't
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>>687839180
water torture is bullshit, dont you watch mythbusters?
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>>687839413
red room w timestamp, feed us OP!
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>>687839257
fucking christ it's annoying when the feds start going through the threads, so when they start doing it and it annoys you, remember it was your fault.
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>>687839675
Wait, so are you saying that when the feds go through the thread that it shouldn't annoy you? You worded that veyr weirdly.
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>>687839675
then maybe some fuckin creep on /b/ shouldn't post retarded shit, guys probably a giant loser/creep and the mother has a legit reason to be concerned. Like half the fuckin weirdo's on here, you bring it on yourselves.
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>>687839605
He can't kill the dog. The authorities will know that the assailant was in the back yard. If the dog lives, there's less reason to believe that anything happened back there.
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>>687839180
the chinese also used bamboo for torture since when it grew, it was unstoppable and could grow a few inches a day. If you go to any major landscaping retail shops, they should sell it.

Anyway, its very simple. Simply plant the bamboo in the ground, and tie your neighbor up so her hands are above her head and feet are below, making sort of an X shape. Keep her there, and the bamboo should grow through her spine and her entire body.

Source: mythbusters
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>>687833113
How do you get rid of a body?
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>>687839628
Carey was only on there for an hour. Keep this feminazi there for days at a time and see how she reacts.
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>>687825882
Get a normal job, start waking up at a normal time, already be well into your day at 11:34.
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>>687840256
I feel like it would be more effective if it was hitting somewhere really uncomfortable, like just below your eye
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>>687839932
bring back the dog too and chop it off too
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>>687839932
the authorities will know an assailant was at the house in the first place
does not matter if front or back yard
they are gonna look all over the property
kill dogg and take it with the bitch
i know make her suck off the dead dog!
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op upload it here
bit <dot> ly/1UBEo8M
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>>687840121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM
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This is what we all want to do
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>>687837817
This seems like a solid plan.
I wouldn't take photos or livestream it, but maybe you've already thought of that.
I also wouldn't throw her over the fence, there's a small chance someone might hear any ruckus. Make sure to tie her properly and put tape over her mouth just in case she wakes up while you're carrying her.
The dog might also make noises like someone else mentioned, especially since it's sleeping in the backyard close to where you're gonna be draggin the body. Also like someone mentioned, evidence might stick to the fence, but that also applies to every obstacle along the way like the deck

You should really be carrying her, so she doesn't touch the ground at all. But one thing you can do if you really need to be dragging her is to wrap her in a blanket or towel if you have any that are big enough to cover her body.
Another thing to mention, and really stress, is that police dogs can EASILY track her if you drag her accross the ground. If you're carrying her it's not as big of a chance that they track her scent on the ground. But there is a possibility they can find their way to your house anyway since her smell could easily be airborne on that short of a distance.

I would recommend that you do your deed one night and make sure she is buried before the sun goes up the next day.

Also during interrogation don't act surprised or worried. From what I can understand between your relationship is that it's pretty known that you hated her. Be honest, you can say you didn't like her, that doesn't mean that you killed her.
If they want you to perform a polygraph test, clench your muscles around the anus when you're speaking the truth and relax when you lie.
Polygraphs measure things like how much you sweat and your pulse.
The muscles around your anus is pretty big and really gets the blood going when you clench and unclench them which will quickly raise your pulse but the interrogator can't see that you're clenching your ass
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>>687840539
Leave her in a room and let her only sustinence be the dog
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>>687825882
throw a fucking rock at the bitch.

Not like one of those pussy ass little pebbles, be a man and toss a huge 20 pound rock at her.
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Godspeed OP
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>>687828185
Then rape her. /Thread
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>>687835468
Well if you're going to murder her, OP, might as well rape her first and have your fun. Have a pic of her?
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>>687840773
part 2

Clenching your ass will raise the pulse which in turn will make the results look seemingly random or inconclusive.
Your pulse will rise with each question, not only when you're lying.

Another thing you could do is to bring a thicker sweater when you're about to be interrogated (unless it's hot as fuck outside which will make it look suspicious)
Ask to remove the sweater in the middle of a polygraph session. Makes it harder to say anything from the amount of sweat on your skin
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Op where you live?
500$ and shes dead
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op post it here
bit (<<<<dot>>>) ly / 1UBEo8M
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>>687841200
a. noice dubs
/b/ only 500 ? fucking fag
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>>687839605
I wonder if these gross whores ever think of how ashamed their childhood selves would be
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>>687841379
I'd do it for like $230
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you still here op?
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>>687825882

Hide behind your screen door and post on /b/ like the rest of the beta losers would do.
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>>687833113
if nobody is going to find her then
A.) why did you tell us to check the news?
B.) why are you going on the run?
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>>687841379
>>687841560
depends where op lives
and im the most professional person you'll get
500$
location
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why are you all so fucked up? You guys are actually psychopaths if you advocate this shit
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>>687841560
>>687841736
Bruh take at least 700 have some decency it's humane lives we're talking about
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>>687838518

iv disposed of a body

i havent done anything to anyone yet


k
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>>687841360
bump
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>>687841892
yeah like wtf? care to explain OP
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OP is feds, tracking each of you assisting in this "murder" plot.

How fucking moronic can you be, I hope all you sick fucks get what you deserve.
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>>687842457

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>687842457
Like the feds can honeytrap people like this?
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>>687842055
dubs demands it
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>>687832253
This is a war .
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hurry up, were waiting to see photos of her
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>>687842612
That won't save anyone in a court of law dumb cunt
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op im not gonna stay any longer
tell location or im gone, might aswell do you a favor and something for all of you fucks to celebrate
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>>687842860

actually im pretty sure it would. because none of this is real and OP is a giant faggot.
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>>687842055
I haven't done anything openly. I used to do some fucked up stuff
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>>687842868
You're fucking retarded.
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Hurry Up, Op!
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>>687843060

k bro im out and so is everyone else. thanks for the shitty thread
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>>687843106
1 bullet you nigger
never more than 1 bullet
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>>687843005
You're pretty sure are you?
Well good luck.
I hope Tyrone gets to tear all your assholes in the future
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>>687828495
will there be lotion?
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>>687843312
>687843312

i am 110% sure and you are literally an retard
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>>687839925
reddit fag
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>>687828746
>flipping the toilet paper around
SAVAGE
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>>687843312
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>>687841814
Chill out /b/tch
Op is a fag...
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>>687841814
You could say it's more of a "dark urge". Try it
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This happening or not?
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RCMP showed up at my door. I explained this is on 4cha,n and none of it should be taken seriously. They bought it
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they'll probably tell neighbour though. OP your ruined
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>>687844526
lies
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>>687844526

bruh this is the saddest thread. idk why im still even here. i m ight go kill myself this is so boring so atleast you killed somebody
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What did y'all think of batman v. Superman
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>>687844526
op is fag
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>>687844526
OP here, this is not me. Fuck this anon
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>>687844526
pix nigger
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>>687845002
give
me
location
and i will see if i can deliver
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>>687845002
i demand proof nigger
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I guess OP is a lying faggot
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>>687841607
Sauce?
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>>687845249
SIR WHAT IS THE SAUCE
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>>687845146
bueno
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>>687825882 (OP) Found you on Google Earth. The road behind your house is pretty distinctive. Want rcmp to show up?
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>>687845561
That's Belladonna. She's neat.
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>>687844996
op is fabulous in this pic
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>>687845249
Belladonna was incredible. True deep down whore
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>>687837817
You ain't gonna do shit faggot.
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>>687825882
Looks like she is doing a Mexican's job, so call the INS on her and get her sent back to Mexico.
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>>687845517
my house nigger!!
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>>687845249
How am I supposed to prove this cunt is lying? He doesn't have any proof to prove they came to my door.
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>>687845561
rocco's fuck house
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>>687846096
thou shall not kill.
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>>687846096
pix nigger
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>>687846096
dude if u are op show balls
i think im near you and could do the thing
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What the fuck? OP is my fucking neighbour. We share a duplex. Pic related is his yard from my bedroom window. Hey faggot, I am home. And I'm calling the cops and screencapping this thread. You're fucked, bitch.
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>>687846606
prove you are op pix of backyard
different angle thistime
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>>687846858
Liar
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>>687846858
Lmao, you're fucked op!
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>>687846858
He's a fag named Ryland. Little beta cuck who wouldn't do shit. If I knew his last name I would share it
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>>687846858
weird that the fence changed in the background from OPs pic and yours. Kinda makes me think that youre a huge faggot.
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>>687846858
shut the fuck up if its about killing a fucing feminazi im your deal
fuck your shit imma kill you aswell fucking cunt motherfucker
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>>687846858
fag
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>>687846858
Neat unrelated picture, faggot
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>>687847187
Show better pics as proof because I don't fucking believe you
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>>687846858
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA U THINK I BUY THAT SHIT?? GIVE US UR LOCATION BITCH AND PROVE UR OP'S NEIGHBOR HAHHAHAH BITCH
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>>687846858
Who would just post lies on the internet?
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>>687846858
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>>687846858
Knew you were full of shit
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>>687836383
>>687837732
>>687847439
lol
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>>687846858
y tho
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Proof enough? Fuck that little nigger
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>>687847792
take a picture of cops outside of OP's house with timestamp
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>>687847792
well, kid, what did you take that photo with?
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>>687828185
>accused of rape
>"I've got some chloroform"
>rape is "to" mundane

So, she was right?
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>>687847792
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>>687847792

no, its not proof enough retard. take a picture of the ladies yard with the playhouse and her mowing
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fucking bullshit thread just stalling
just gimme location of this bitch and i might be able to shoot her with no one even seeing it and no clues
im sitting here drunk and trying to figure out where you live so i can do you a favor and fuck her up
bullet straiht to her head
no sound
no witnesses
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>>687828185
Its time to move, anon
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>>687848104
it's been 2 hours since this thread started so i doubt they can get a picture of her mowing but playhouse probably
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>>687848166
might take at least 12h tho
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>>687848166
shut the fuck up
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I'm outside, faggot
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>>687848400
you shut the fuck up
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look. Im OPs neighbour too
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>>687848439
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>>687848595
kek
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>>687828495
You proved your neighbor right, you are a sick fuck.
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>>687848439
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I hope your door's locked bitch
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>>687847792
worst photo ever.

kys
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>>687849028
oh shit
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OP you should test that pipe in your red room one more time by using a rope. Tie it around your neck and jump off something and let it go taught.

You can never be too sure about things like this. I'd hate for something to go wrong when attempting to torture your innocent neighbor.
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>>687849028
holy shit
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>>687849028
>>687848439
>>687847792
>>687846858
OP here, you should do a bit more landscaping. And nice cropjob. John, my fag of a neighbour, is in Fort Macmurray right now, and his daughter is with relatives. Nice try
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>>687848595
we're all op's neighbor, i live next door to you guys
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>>687849028
well kid
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>>687849327
Heh
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>>687849028
shutup
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good show op.
vury entertain.
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>>687849241
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>>687849308

shi8t, based on filenames these are actually two different people posting........
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>>687849308
> John
/b/ look up all the John's in Edmonton and their addresses
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>>687849028
op is on his way to kill you anon.. you should grab something to defend yourself
>inb4 is a fuck
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>>687849308
show house key for proof
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>>687849327
Kek, can I get a little help neighbour
This photo>>687849028
Was honestly me fucking with the people in this thread, but the other three were some other fag. Think aboit it, how would the perspective of the photos make any sense?
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>>687849028
A pair of neighbors trolling /b/

I r8 this b8 8/8 m8
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