Dubs Decide what I say
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs Decide what I say
kill yourself faggot
How much time do I get for 400$?
>>687810131
Say this exactly
"As long as my dick XDDD, amiright"
as long as my dick, so not very long..
Till the day we are both rotting in the ground, our eyeballs turning into liquid, our flesh rotting off our bones and turning into a pile of bugs and maggots feasting away., our hair dry and brittle,
Chicks dig long term things..
>>687810131
How long will it take light to travel from one point in my room to the other?
Until you stop mounting my little boy wiener
>>687810734
reroll
>>687810131
As long as I get to find a hotter bitch
>>687810788
Winrar. Hopefully she ain't retarded.
>>687810131
ever tried to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Mom says I can't talk with you anymore. Please halt all further communications.
"Who is this?"
>>687810131
Statistically, a maximum of 5 or 6 decades.
>>687810788
NO FUCK YOU
>>687810977
THIS IS BETTER
>>687810427
roll
>>687810992
roll
>>687811013
op deliver guys
>>687810131
about tree fiddy
Dubs Again starting from now
>>687811287
:^)
>>687811287
change seconds to inches and you got the length of my dick
>>687810131
0.00001 seconds is enuff 2 make u cum bb
>>687811056
Op confirmed faggot
>>687811287
L8r then bitch
>>687811534
reroll
>>687811287
Pieces
I guess we've been over for light-years then
come gibe kiss bby
>>687811711
WINRAR
>>687811625
I'm actually just getting people from 4chan.org/b to answer your messages.
>>687811711
winrar!1!!!2#!@$!@%
>>687811625
I won't as long as you suck my dick, i promise
>>687811625
>>687811625
You do the maths
Check em
>>687811625
I feel for you OP
>>687811711
Fucking yes
Sorry I'm just playing. You know I love you and want your feminine penis up my ass again.
>>687811795
Reroll
>>687811778
reroll
i am actually into that stuff
>>687811287
Just like how long we'll last. Bye
*block*
>>687811925
re roll
>>687811884
roll
>>687811884
Roll
>>687811711
Light years is a measure of distance not time. Stupid cunt
Fucking kill yourself you shit eating monkey fucker
>>687811848
Pretty lame tbh.
>>687810131
>>687811795
Rolling
>>687812000
OH shit I hit the trips
>>687812000
Lame af
>>687812000
HOLY SHIT
>>687811711
Such a retarded post get the win.
All is lost
>>687812000
Fuck me
>>687812000
Dang
>>687812000
o
>kek
send her this and tell her: this is my fetish
>>687812088
Jesus christ, WINRAR!
>>687812088
winrar!1!11 xDdDxdDD
>>687812088
O shit
>>687812088
thank god winrar
Another fake "I'm messaging myself, doobles deciders" thread.
OP is a faggot
Tits or gtfo.
>>687812000
DO IT
>>687812088
>>687812088
>>687812000
pick your poision op
>>687812247
Rolling for this
I'm sorry baby... it's just that last night I only lasted for about 45 seconds and really wanted to give ya a good 5 minute run at least. I hope ya still love me
>>687812088
DELIVER
Tickle my fartbox and call me Dorothy
>>687812253
Daaaaaaaaaaamn
>>687812391
roll for dis
>>687811778
Reroll
>>687812499
Winrar
>>687812499
W i n n e r
Aha, godd, you're so gullible.
Of course I'm not going to break up with you, I love you xx
>>687812675
Sheeet man
>>687812675
Roll for sending her this screencap
OP's ticket:
"Wanna come over and play ;)?'
>>687812675
were* bitch please
Hey baby, would you ever consider a threesome with my sister?
>>687812675
now hit em with the picture
>>687812675
this cannot be real.
>>687812088
FUCKING DELIVER OP IS FAGGOT
I'm breaking up with you unless you agree to start eating my shit for breakfast lunch and dinner
On the upside my cousin said it was a great 45 seconds, that's ok with you right? I just don't want to disappoint you
>>687812675
I've just had a lot on my mind recently, I havent been myself and I slept with Rebecca the other night after we had a few drinks. I didnt mean to do this to you but i need it to be out in the open.
>>687812783
What a bitch. End her winstreak.
>>687812777
huuu boi
roll for showing her the link to this thread
Everything I have said tonight and for the rest of the night is a joke that the internet website 4chan is dictating.
>>687812000
DAAAAAMN
Sorry I'm on a website called 4chan and I've been asking them what I should say to you. I already showed them all your nudes because they said it would help them come up with good things to say. I only did it because I love you and I need help coming up with clever things to say to you.
>>687811468
KEK THIS
>>687812877
wtf
>>687811778
roll
>>687812877
o boi
>>687812675
now let me shit in your mouth to put you back in your place. Don't you ever swear at me again you degenerate fuck
>>687812878
reroll
This thread
>>687812906
Reroll
>>687812820
roll
>>687812088
deliver
>>687812846
Roll
>>687812803
Reroll
Well you gonna learn bitch
>>687812999
Saved by the bell bitch!
>>687812999
Waste of trips.
send her this thread
>>687810131
I can usually last about five minutes tops.
>>687810131
About three fitty
>>687812999
winrar
>>687812999
oh shit nigger
OP will surely deliver
I just really want it in my butt
>>687812088
>>687812253
she sounds pretty beta
>y...yes?
>>687812869
Kek
>>687813099
Fuck off faggot
>>687810131
Until I'll fuck your sister.
>>687810131
>that feel when you know she wants to hear "4eva" but you both know its more like 3 months
Never be honest to your gf
>>687813111
Trip checking trips checked
What the fuck is even going on in this thread
Where r the picture updates??????
>>687812088
Start to deliver
>>687813203
Lurk nigger
>>687813203
>What the fuck is even going on in this thread
Not fully sure, but hey, it's /b/.
On the other note.... I kinda like this bitch :)
>>687812000
>>687812777
>>687812999
>>687813111
look at all them trips
>>687813312
summer is here....
>>687812783
expect-o patruno
Jk y its a breakup sry.
Fucking losers
>>687813312
Who got quads?
>>687813333
>>687813312
I feel sorry for her.
>>687813397
Reroll
achja
>>687813427
>summer
>>687812783
You better get used to it because you and I are over, I fucked your best friend and from this moment on I will follow you for the rest of your life and kill your next boyfriends
>>687813444
Jesus christ, how many trips already?
>>687813444
W a s t e
>>687813469
Was?
>>687813444
>I feel sorry for her.
That's part of the attraction I think. She doesn't look like she cut's which is good, but close...
I should probably also say I have a girl handing me off right now..scratch that it's my cousin.
op will not deliver like always also he is a fake faggot
Obvious that OP is dealing with a lot of shit from her right now.
Hope it was worth it bro
>>687813556
>>687813594
At least we got approximately 4-5 trips.
Deliver OP - We believe in you
"wanna come over and I'll make it up to you"
>>687812878
roll
>>687813622
Maybe he an heroed after sending that one picture.
>>687812088
>>687813780
i hope so
>>687811013
topestkek
>>687813780
Could be fighting off a social media firestorm because she posted that pic on her FB calling him out.
I bet a lot of people hate him now if thats the case
Did op bail?
Fucking OP... if you hero and deaded I demand pics of yer dead ass body!
>>687812253
Lol come on, is this real?
>>687813960
ofc not
>>687813960
>Lol come on, is this real?
Usually not, but sometimes it is. Either way I've wasted 5 minutes in worse ways before
>>687813960
It never is.
>>687814044
That's a wise statement actually.
>>687814089
Kill me, Pete
ask for nudes bro
>>687814004
I wish...
>>687814044
this is getting boring, tell me about your wasted 5 minutes anon
>>687814089
Kill me, Pete
>>687814089
Saw so much of this threads and never understood why ppl so eagerly participate. Guess hope dies last. Or stupidity.
>>687814508
*these *many
Sry, ESL-fag
>>687813188
> that feel when you know it's fake but idiots lap it up like cheeto dust
>>687814932
That seems to work great when she didn't reply for 18 hrs.
>>687812088
Deliver this
>>687815078
Lmao
>>687814932
I am looking for some supreme lolli
>>687815078
Wrong one m8
>>687814932
GIBE DE PUSI B0SS
>>687815459
I just wish he'd stop masterbaiting in front of my mom like he does....
>>687813960
sure it is.
as real as the girlfriend experience with a hooker.
send her this and tell her: this is my weird fetish, what is yours?
R4dical b4be sh0w m3 dem titties and I'll show you how to be a real F4ZE members hah
>>687815798
reroll
>>687815581
roll
send her this
>>687815969
re roll
>>687815459
What do you mean " wrong one m8"?
It says right in the pic that you sent that message 18 hours before saving the image.
So yeah, she didn't reply.for a minimum of 18 hours...
Are you legit retarded or something?
this pic
>>687816004
Roll to send this
>>687815969
>>687816069
69 fuck my life
send her this
>>687816177
win
>>687816177
It's tinder you tard
>>687816113
Why?
It's a retarded thing to send, but this is all fake.
It's OP using an app that simulates messages.
>>687816192
>Are you serious?
We're not, but apparently you might be with the effort ya put into that post lol
>>687814932
Hey! Sorry to be forward, but i just want to put it out there, that i'm a virgin, because i believe honestly is the best policy in kindling new friendhsips.
>>687816325
This
>>687816310
>effort
>>687816477
winrar
>>687816477
>>687816192
> they're onto my faggotry
> better call them summer/new fags
> I sure put them in their place
>>687816618
I wanna cum all over your blue shirt and then we can go to the mall and I'll buy you a new pair of sneakers
>>687816618
lol thats lol funny lol
>>687816618
Baby go on amazon and find the best most expensive purse you want and I'll buy it for you
>>687816961
OH GOD PLEASE NO
>>687816961
Re roll!!! Let's fuck his life up
>>687816681
offended?
>>687817188
WINRAR!!!!!!
I once accidentally made fun of a guy having a seizure during a game of Gestures
>>687816502
> effort
Scrolling through an entire thread reading and picking out posts you don't like so you can click and reply just to tell them off.
Even better is the "effort vs reward" ratio
You actually did that, for all those anons you linked to laugh at you.
Faggot pls go.
Actually, pls stay and keep doing the dumb...
It's entertaining.
>>687816618
A bit weird I know but I've been to an all boys school.
So when are we meeting up? Pick where we eat, I'll pay whatever is needed ;)
There's been mucous in my poop lately what do
Nigger
Assbergers
>>687817277
>>687817188
>>687817366
so many gets
>>687817219
No, I made fun of the ridiculous shit you said, so that would actually make me offensive.
>>687817188
God damn you
>>687812783
im breaking up with you
I have anal herpes
>>687817600
winrar rofl
>>687817593
seems like you are trying to justify your posts
I got raped by a ghost
>>687817548
3 out of 218
Please kill yourself
If I killed myself would you finger your grandma
>>687810427
Reroll
Hello I'm a mail feminist and I'm going to smear perod blood on ur faces
>>687817704
Yes.
Justify them as being offensive towards you, as opposed to being offended.
Being offended doesn't even make any sense in the context you posted it
Tendies from my endies
send me a picture of your butthole
Ask her to send nudes!
Rihanna is a stupid nigger
>>687818045
Roll
>>687811468
Roll for this
>>687817594
My pet rat died today and I think I'm gonna take a vacation to Rome in his memory would you like to come too ?
>>687818045
newfag detected
Delve into my anal forest and sniff the bellowing smoke
>>687811778
Roll
I would walk you to the park like the dog that tou are
>>687818126
Ha no
God is dead
>>687818152
What's wrong with that? Should looks nice
>>687817366
Win
Blacks and fags are subhuman r u ok with my beliefs
>>687818496
Roll
My name is Alex the faggot
>>687818496
re roll
I love you baby but I'm in love with you today, buy me doom and maybe it'll change
send her this and tell her: btw this is my fetish, i hope it doesnt disgust you
You wanna come over and see my Thomas the tank engine collection?
>>687817366
Tickle me elmo triggers my molestation
>>687818639
reroll
Google "tenacious nic" and look up "Messiah" I want that to be our wedding song baby
>>687818667
Roll
Wow that's all you have to say huh you vapid cunt
>>687818736
Re Rollin for Tenacious N.I.C.™
I am OP and I am faking this using a message simulator app you can all find in the app store
>>687818802
Roll
i am straight and i have a weird fetish, if we will have sex in the future could you pretend like you would be dead? Its a huge turn on for me.
Baby I need you to put a suppository in my ass tonight :(
>>687818802
Reroll
>>687818860
roll for straight dude
>>687818846
Roll for truth
>>687818900
deliver faggot
>>687818846
Rolly
Wow 00 and 99 so close
>>687818846
this!!!!!!
>>687818846
Rollerskates
>>687818846
Reroll
>>687810131
2 more minutes.
>>687818846
Rolling for columbine
>>687818846
ROLL
>>687818900
deliver FAGGOT...
>>687818846
Rolling
What do niggers and broken computers have in common? They don't work
>>687818846
this !!!!
>>687818846
Roll.
>>687819284
Roll
>>687819227
I'm waiting for the reply goddamn
Brittany I'm sorry I'm just nervous. I don't often talk to girls. I would like to give you the chance to be my first ever sex slave. You won't get paid obviously but ill fuck you till you bleed if you want? It's okay if you don't want to though, And you just want to talk.
>>687819284
Reroll
>>687818846
Slowly pushing the ball
