Alright Nerds, bust out your D100 or roll for your number~
Tell an epic- make me wet or make me laugh- I'll give you tits~
If I want to see tits, I'd just go to pornhub or /soc/ or /s/ or /hc/ or /gif/ or xhamster or xvideos or xnxx or brazzers or twisties or.. you get the picture.
eyy lmao
Rolling for class
>>687809543
Tits first
rollin´
>>687809543
Rollerino
>>687812199
yer a wizard harry
>>687809543
loremaster
Gimme something good
Straight rogue
>>687809543
rolli polli
Fuck you
Rolling
>>687809543
rolling
>>687809543
Rell
Battle Mage inc
>>687809543
Rolling
Lalalalalallalalalooieeeed
dancer get
kok
Right baby
Rolling for class
>>687809543
rolling you fag
rolll
>>687809543
Roll
i am a wizard
Rollol
ultra kek
>>687809543
k,,k,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Op here. Rolling~
rollerino
roar
Bakery ROLLS
Rolando
>>687809543
roll
Rolling to pay the troll toll
roill
rollin,,
Rellin
rolllllling
>>687809543
Tally ho
Hopefully no fucking magic shit
>>687815200
good roll
rolling again
>>687815200
checkd
>>687815291
you gotta be kidding me. I don't even know this class.
Rollerino
roll for an hero
>>687809543
To adventure!
>>687809543
Roll for lol
Rawls.
>>687815376
ahahah get rekt also im a red mage wtf is a red make fam. what makes it red
>>687809543
Huzzah
>>687809543
3rd time's the charm!
They see me rollin
Bard eyyyyy
full wizard.
Rollinging
>>687809543
Roll
>>687809543
Just played as a mage, rerollin
rammus
Rolling for wizard
rollolololol
Necromancer get
Butt
>>687809543
Råll
>>687809543
rollll
rawlin
>>687809543
Rolly Polly
>>687816666
Fuck. Get quads but also the gayest class
R0111ng
>>687813385
Get out of here, Stalker.
I am a HUGE faggot
>>687809543
I wonder what I get
they see me rolling
rollo
Anything mage
kkkkkk
cats are dogs
>>687809543
op is a fag
>>687809543
roll
alright let's see
>>687809543
rawllin
>>687809543
Let's do this
>>687809543
rollin
let the mana flow
>>687809543
Rolling
k
>>687809543
roll..
>>687809543
Roll
Rolling for possible short story
rawling
>>687809543
gimme somethin with water
Go go go go go go go go go go go go
Rawlin for fight'r
>>687809543
Last time I was battle-priest like in my D&d campaign, now rolling for paladin
Reroll
>>687809543
kill me
>>687809543
Roll
>>687809543
I'm gonna give it a try.
99 Hery pooter get.
rolllz
>>687809543
loremaster plox
they see me
>>687819251
hunter, ain't too bad
Rollin' for my new skyrim character
>>687809543
roll
There once was a man named Bron. He used to say "what could go wrong". He posted in this thread. And to his surprise and dread. He now has cancer
>>687809543
aye
>>687809543
Roll
suhh dude bruh rofl my niggga sheeet nah mean cuz sike rolfmao chiarman mao
Nommv
>>687809543
spaghettios
rrollo
Rolling
>>687809543
Gimme dat 30
>>687809543
got philanderer twice. time to break the cycle
Roll for next oblivion build
23 get
give me the power to fight in Trump's army
>>687809543
Rollin for that sweet alchemy
Rawlin for dragon knight
>>687818267
>Poisoner
Let's go.
'Come in, come in!' The friendly voice caught Liana off-guard, she hadn't expected to hear such welcoming tones coming from a grim back-alley store like this.
She shut the door behind her. As careful as she was in doing so, chips of wood still broke off the rotting frame. The voice from before didn't comment on it though, so she continued towards the counter.
A frail figure emerged from under the tabletop and ran a few fingers through his mustache. It did nothing to the grime which had seemingly fused with the rough, brush-like hair. 'What can I do for you, young miss?' A genuine smile revealed darkened teeth and spread cracks where wrinkles should've been.
Liana tried not to recoil, but took a step back anyway when the man's breath reached her. 'Can I get... a vial of common cold... please?'
'Why, miss, of course you can!' He pulled open a drawer, almost violently enough to send its contents flying. His han moved to grab one of the many bottles inside, but stopped. 'But, the common cold? Are you sure?'
His question took her by surprise. She just wanted to get what she came for and leave, quickly. 'I– Uh... yes– Yes, I'm sure. Why do y–'
'Because!' The man interrupted her with a screech. 'Because, young lady, we have so much more to offer!' He waved an arm in the air, probably direction at one of the many overstocked shelves. 'The pox, typhoid, rare samples of the plague, we carry it all! Wouldn't you rather at least get the flu?' He grabbed a bottle out of thin air, shoved it in front of Liana's face. 'It's more of a nuisance that the cold, I say!'
Silence fell. Liana stared at the ground, uncertain. She hadn't planned on going for anything dangerous, a small hint of "take that" was enough for her needs. 'No I'll... I'll just take the common cold please.'
The man slumped, all energy vanishing from his stature. 'Oh, alright then. What year's cold do you want?'
(Character limit, so that'll be all for now.)
>>687809543
72 should be tinkerer, not tinker.
Tinker is a verb.
Rolling so I don't have to make decisions on my own
>>687820442
I can live with bard.
Whatever
>>687809543
Rolling for dual class
>>687820714
That's actually a pretty good idea. Second roll for dual class.
rollz
>>687821288
going for dual class
Rollin for gold
>>687809543
rolling rolling rolling
>>687809543
Rolling for the lulz
>>687809543
Roll
>>687809543
Duck my bass with a dildo
>>687820714
Genius
Give me something better than pure explorer
>>687809543
Roll
Reroll
>>687809543
I keep fucking getting bullshit numbers cmon
>>687821734
Explorer + Death knight!
NOICE
roll mf
Interesting. Lets do dis.
Acolyte+Cavalier alright
>>687822007
Tyvm
I'm legit gonna make it a char for my next game
I'm a Duelist Mentalist
>>687822227
Odviously the sword with a gun
>>687809543
ggogo
>>687822800
Now that's fucking OP
no sane DM would allow that unless you start with some crazy nerfed traits
>nobody writing stories except that poisoner
for shame
>>687809543
Roll
Rolling for warlock
>>687823083
Fuck writing character stories on 4chan, especially on /b/
The threads don't last long enough
>>687823270
shit I almost forgot we have a quest board now
see you there!
>>687809543
roll
So far in these past threads I have gotten a bard, a sage, and a spy, all I need now is a weapon master to complete my illuminati triangle and rule the world
they see me rollin
>>687823599
fuck yeah, Im a wizard. my name is Alakazam fuckwits
rollerino
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>687823381
Neat. I'll check it out after dinner
Rollerino
rolling for class
Rauling
>>687822227
Argok the Marauder grabbed his Warhammer and left out the front door of his home in the woods. "It's that time again. Thefty Thursday." He trekked down the mountain, to one of the nearby villages.
This time, Amarantha was his target. Little did she know what was in store for her tonight.
He continued his journey down the steep decline, and found himself at the back of her cabin home. He looked in the window, cautiously looking around him. Nobody in sight, no sounds other than the minute sounds of her quietly sleeping.
He slowly walked to the front, and poised his hammer in both hands.
*SMASH* The door plummets with a swift strike of his hammer. The woman inside lets out a scream. He drops the hammer and quickly runs over to pin her. He inserts his tongue violently into her mouth, and drops his leather pants. His large, barbaric penis throbbed against her opening. He broke the unwarranted kiss to insert two fingers into her mouth, and she gags at the taste of his dirty, grizzly fingers.
He takes the fingers from her mouth, and lubricates her vagina. She cries as she can do nothing to quell Argok's lust. He retracts his fingers and steals her virginity with a swift penetration. He rapes her for hours.
When it was time to leave, Argok stole the young maidens undergarments, placed them upon his head, and left for his cabin high in the mountains.
>>687809543
boobz
sad
Rallin
hil
>>687809543
rall
>>687809543
i a faggot
huhhhhhh
Rolling for wizard
>>687809543
rollerino
rollercoaster
B
>>687809543
roll
Cutting Is Funny
Kik capitalisticmental
>>687823062
I'm not really big on this stuff, could you please explains why it's OP?
>>687824338
>He inserts his tongue violently into her mouth,
He inserts his tongue violently into her mouth, knocking out some of her teeth and piercing the back of her throat. The helpless maiden bleeds to death before Argok has realized his mistake.
rollz
>>687809543
why teh fuck nawt
>>687809543
Rollin rollin
>>687825238
He isn't the legendary Argok the Marauder for nothing.
r
rolll
Better be a fucking mage
Rollerino
rollerino
>>687809543
222
eiolkrl
ok.
Spell sword
>>687826777
Fucking knew it.
Rolling with gusto
>>687809543
Rool^rool
Role
rollercoaster
>>687809543
rol
>>687820498
Pretty cool.
rolling for god
Rell
>>687809543
rolling
>>687827084
This is fine
>>687809543
roll
roland
dancer pls roll
>>687809543
Rolz
Rollio
400111
Rollo
Rolling for next skyrim build
bichassdick
>>687814413
Monk is really strong right now. Good roll.
>>687809543
Show me wizard
Gonna roll... need to make a new character soon anyway
>>687809543
rollin
>>687829352
Sauce on the bitch?
Rolling.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrol
>>687809543
roll
