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Waifu Claim Thread

Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
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Hey everyone.
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Claimed
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still here
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>>687770372
nice job on the rules fake girl

>>687769845
It's just talking and discussion, promise.

>>687769862
I definitely agree with the heroes dumbed down thing! There's no complexity and the talents are usually one way or the other desu
Smite was tons of fun when I played! The whole third person thing was really cool but it wasn't my thing. I especially like the gods and stuff, I heard they added a japanese pantheon now too.
Do you still play?

>>687770069
Ah alright, might pop in there sometime

>>687770005
You honor me so much, Fuhrer! Oberleutnant Karen! I never thought I'd see the day when I could be this proud.
>Mein freund.
Mein freund.
Are you german?
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>>687770372
Penny Claim!
>Though I'm worried because I can't find her at the Halloween Festival and with those damned skeletons around I don't wanna take any chances.
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ICH BIN HIER

DER FUHRER NEVER RESTS

WIE GEHTS
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>>687770372
>WaifuHusbando
>Waifu's/Husbando's
Still? :|
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Best girl
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Dropping in late as fuck but I aint tired yet!
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best humor
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Ohayou everyone

Akiko claimed
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Last claim
Going to bed
Goodnight waifus
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>>687770637
Ich bin demütig

Ich bin new to die Anime Girl chattens

Be proud, weil du will see more of der Fuhrer
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>>687770851
>>687770579
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Claimed.
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Best God
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>>687770804
Hi Eddy, what brings you here? Assuming you even remember me, that is.
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Claiming Seaport Hime.
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>>687770652
I copy/paste these things, what, expect me to make an effort?
>>687770579
Good luck, don't get sucked in!
>>687770747
Beautiful waifu, Anon. Don't forget the 4A-GEU engine to make it the best.
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This is going fast.
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>>687770372
Don't understand the meaning of oversexual but I love mercy alot
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>>3D is almost always trash

Would you call this trash?
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>>687771159
Fair. I'll badger the original posters.
Apologies.
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>>687770579
Thats fair, i think i mainly put a lot of time in smite because i love to be an agressive support in mobas and that was almost every support in smite.
No, i quit when season 3 hit because they fucked EVERYTHING up
>season 2 was tank meta
>all they had to do was tweak the characters a bit
>season 3 hits
Mages are op, Adc is op, tank items are not even half what they were before so solo laners and even supports just get oneshot. They were so close to having it just right, they they just threw it out the window. I cry every time

>>687771199
>then you gotta get a need for speed
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>>687770779
Ayy Rikka, what's happening?

>>687768692
Pretty much. There's way more traffic related crimes being prosecuted than homicides or burglaries. Not saying they're terrible but fuck those tickets.

Think of it like a bird flying over a volcano. It's gonna get demolished.
>tfw I remembered I have to spend that 5 dollars to add friends.
Kek forgot about that.

Ah then they'd should be down for this. Kek, wonder if they'll flip shit because a Love Live girl is there. Good luck with it.

Really? Come on Bandai, that's a cash grab right there. IOS? I have an Android anyway :(

If they can't release a collection then it may just be
>Never

>Best idol claimed
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>>687771339
She is sexy as FUCK
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>>687771159
i am going to put it in D and go to town
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>Found Penny. She was stuck in the spooky maze.
>Finished that event
>Gonna go to bed. Gnite /Waifu/
2am is such a lovely time of the morning to go to bed
>Parting is such sweet sorrow.
>Posting fave penny pic as my goodbye pic~
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>>687771339
ISIS_Chan is that you?
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>>687771339
Who is this?
She's better than any animu
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>>687770809
This guy never gets to play mei again
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>>687771419
thats one ripe tomato
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>>687771419
Hey Soft Maki how is it going? Is your girl off?
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>>687770851
I hope you enjoy us, Fuhrer, I look forward to seeing you here. I've been working on some pictures for Karen that will impress you

>>687771159
I'm not going to post, just watch how it works.
They're on /b/, yes? But not 24/7 threads? Are they daily?

>>687771199
I'll be leaving in a bit, should slow down.

>>687771339
absolute garbage lol

>>687771400
kek, aggressive supports are really fun, really makes you feel like you're making a difference. My favourite hero in smite was Chang'e I think. Her dances were so pretty and the music was very entertaining.

>>687771461
Good night penny.

I'm going to read replies and go do other stuff, seeya all.
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Claimed. Heading out in a minute to a party.
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i have returned from the depth of hell.
Whats up people?
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>>687771588
Anzujaamu
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>>687771400
Everyone on Discord is dead you fucker

>>687771423
I know

>>687771496
No clue

>>687771588
..Maybe

>>687771663
Fucking sanic speed here.
>She's not that bad
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>>687771693
filthy normie
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>>687771038
How could I not? I still wish I could bury my berries in barry
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>>687771238
Mercy lover here I'm going to buy some converse and paint the the colors on mercy I got the shoes I'm missing 2 pain colors and I should be good. Well all of you guys have fun with your waifus they are all beautiful
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>>687771663
Impress der Fuhrer?

Ich bin liking you even more, mein Oberleutnant

Danke!
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>>687771906
That's a cute doggo. So what brings you around these parts?
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>>687771608
>Ye-aay
I only play Mei, I am best Mei
Mei is bae

Let's play again later, I've been having a blast with you guys. Too bad I passed out yesterday. I only had time to close my windows before I got knocked the fuck out
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>>687772003
Heil!
>2003 get
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>>687771419
Jeez, fuck that noise. Thinking about it, California is the only state lane splitting is legal. It's gunna be hard to resist doing that elsewhere.

>Need to spend $5
Fucking wut

I hope not, I see no reason all idols can't get along. We manage to just fine!

It really is, I'd love to play the first 3! The new one slightly reminds me of it though, so who knows. I think it's on Android too.

>>687771459
>Automatic AE86
Anon, I'm disappointed in you.

>>687771663
I'm not sure of the exact scheduling, although I can call on someone that does if you want.
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>>687771663
Thats coolio, i liked sobek, geb, and bacchus

>>687771792
Wait is there another akiko?
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>>687772003
Der Fuhrer!
Is die Gaskämmer ready for die Juden?
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>tfw when you're trying to smurf and everyone in your team is losing his lane
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>>687772077
I only just realized how recurring these waifu claiming threads are

so naturally I have to post in the hottest trending threads with the best posters

All about keeping up dat appearance
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>>687772116
PLS, no more, i cant take this abuse. Yea it was pretty fun.
>tfw when i play on eu i didnt have a single problem
SO confused

>>687771792
Wait scratch that, im just being dumb.
>it was totally a bait.jpg
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>>687772512
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>>687772428
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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>>687772603
YOU CAN'T KILL THE DEAD
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>>687772379
>Is die Gaskämmer ready for die Juden?
Unglücklicherweise, die Gaskammer ist institutional. For die Anime Girl chattens, I must create a more appropriate Gaskammer.
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>>687772384
Know that feeling. Used to get that when i played with my friends.
Assuming you're talking about league
I was plat and most of my friends were silver.
Sometimes it's just impossible to out-carry the other guy. Lol
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>>687771613
Thanks fam.

>>687771644
Going quite well, might sleep soon after this thread. Yeah she's off, won't be on for a bit sadly. How are you?

>>687772145
Kek, just don't get caught.

You need to spend at least 5 quid to have certain features. Yeah dumb af, but I just made one and haven't bought anything yet. Most people would have by now.

Exactly! Idols should be united as one!

Relieving those in HD, oh god it's to beautiful. Haven't seen any info on it in ahwile. Ayyy hopefully.
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>>687772235
>>687772512
>>687772588

maybe you should stop vaping :^)
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>>687772806
I'm plat too, I can't fucking get out of it.
But now I'm playing on another account.
and is worse
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>>687772428
Why are you here then?
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>>687773207
b-because I wanted an excuse to post finnick as my husbando but then I forgot I need a whole folderful

I have slipped into the abyss of *AMATEUR HOUR*
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>>687772512
Yea I was really surprised at how high the quality of eu server was compared to us. Maybe us just has a lot more traffic? I don't know how it should make sense

>Akiko
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>>687773151
Yeah it's always funny when you go in to a low level game and wind up playing against people who are about your rank. Sucks. Lol
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>>687773386
Get on Discord you fuck so I can listen to you scream about Overwatch
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>>687773117
I will not be memed that easily friend
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>>687772428
I guess yeah. Sorry I left you guys, all the yelling and shit just got too much for me. I feel more at home here, among my people.
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>>687773624
You left?

I only say this because I have been coming by so rarely that I don't notice even a fraction of what I used to, so many days go by between visits.
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>>687772940
I'll try not to, lol.
>That reminds me, I'ma need your head size to choose which helmet to bring along.

That's odd, then again, I got Steam and got Audiosurf in the first few days. Need a few cashbux?

>IM@SxLoveLive crossover when?

Just imagine the graphics in the space levels of 3!
>Speaking of space, Operator showed me this this morning and I thought it was cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jEz03Z8azc
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>>687773624
My dudes, you are both pretty weak.
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>>687773573
That gif is quite persuading but no one else is online right now. Maybe the boys will come online in 2 hours or so? I don't really talk when I play solo
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>>687773610
It's because you're already a meme
>Your skype picture
>It's dat boi

>>687774069
If only it wasn't at such a shitty resolution.
>My gif I mean
Oh well, I have people over for dinner, have to socialize and stuff.
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Oh, yeah. /animus/ is pretty alright also.
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>>687774349
The Gods blessings upon you Kirino
Hope they don't stick around for coffee
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Hello everyone
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>>687774069
ill be on for a while still, im sure we will get some people

>>687774349
Oh great, now everyone is gonna know im a filthy memer. My life is over
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>>687774711
hello.
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>>687774833
Makoto, was it, right? I hope I remembered the name
>>687774849
Squidgirl! How are you? I'll probably buy Pokken today
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>>687774711
I came here to chill, not to get spooked. Pls be gentle
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>>687775103
I'll try to hold back Mugen
Maybe a hug will do?
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>>687774849
ah thats better

>>687775088
so no delta episode?
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>>687775212
why the fuck is it still small!?
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The Gods blessings upon you all

>>687774711
Hello Chara
>>687774849
Yea it's saturday but it's only 10 am here in Europe
I'm sure the guys will start coming in soon, they're just all lazy shits who sleep until high noon

>>687774849
Hey Aqua, ready for some more rounds later today?
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>>687775222
Doing meh. I'm making a copy of my certificates and will print my resume out. Going to apply at a Gamestop today. And probably buying a Game. Pokken probably. It's already worth 80 Euro on amazon so I suppose it will be worth much more later
>>687775337
Morning Akiko! How are you?
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>>687775212
Testing 1 2
testing 1 2

>>687775337
it is almost 2am here. arent we all lazy shits?

>>687775337
Aqua? i- i guess...
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>>687775172
Im cool with that, just dont stab me with that knife of yours. Also listening to the undertale OST as i type

>>687775337
>Tfw i dont wake up till 6 in the afternoon usually
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>>687773965
Good, screw tickets. Kek, uh medium size? I never measured my head.

Yeah since that's not my primary platform for gaming so I haven't invested into it much. Second time someone has offered this. Kek, am I that poor? Thanks but keep it please. If someone else adds you it works though strangely.
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198306487550/

What's a good cheap game though?

>IM@SxLoveLive crossover when?
Please don't let it be never.

This needs to happen now. Woah that's trippy af.
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>>687775580
do you want to work at gamestop because you want to work at a gamestop or because you need a job?
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>>687775880
Both
Simply because of both.
Friend of mine works there so I have the best chances to get a job at that gamestop
>>687775721
Fine, fine, I'll eat some chocolate then.
Undertale OST.... I heard enough of it. I think I listened some weeks to it and now I obviously can't hear it anymore.
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Claimed, hello everyone
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>>687775580
I slept decent for the first in some time
Dreamless sleep is best sleep for me. It's still early so I'm taking it a bit slow, hoping the boys will turn up for some more games of Overwatch later

>>687775669
>almost 2am
Sleep is for the weak anyway
>arent we all lazy shits?
Indubitably
>Aqua? i- i guess...
Well I'll try to remember it as Ika from now on
I've only ever known both you and actual Aqua as Aqua, so I call you Aqua

>>687775721
Living the NEET life
I could never do it

>>687775767
Ay you lazy shit, sorry for passing out yesterday. I'll be on for some more today
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>>687775580
>Gamestop
Good luck, you're gunna need it!
>>687775669
I'm at work, I am not lazy!
>>687775721
>Waking up past 5 PM
Muh nigga
>>687775767
Hmm, would it be too much to get a measurement? I probably won't have an exact match, but I have a small and medium spares so far, and I can probably get a large as well if I need to.

Fair enough, and I don't if you are. But I know you said you didn't have a job, so I figured I'd offer since it's only $5. Very odd.

>I personally like Audiosurf because Rhythm game, but uhhhh.....
I've got like, no Steam games I haven't gotten to play with friends, so I honestly couldn't suggest much.

BRB, starting kickstarter now.

Apparently that company plans to send manned missions to Mars in 2025.

>>687776214
Hiya Mio.
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>>687776098
I tried not to listen to it too much when i got done with the game so id still want to listen every now and then.

>>687776237
I wish i was full neet, i have a overnight job and it makes me have this messed up sleep schedule

>>687776214
whats up
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>>687776485
Hello! How's it going?
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>>687776098
kek i got to wake up at 10 tomorriw so my sleep is slowly diminishing.
>I've only ever known both you and actual Aqua as Aqua, so I call you Aqua
oh that makes sense then i guess.

>>687776485
yet here you are on 4chan while you work? sounds like a lazy to me.
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>>687776559
Pretty good, chillin to music and Cheez-Its. Think my water finally warmed up.
How bout you?
>>687776737
Well what else am I supposed to do? I'm security, I walk around once an hour and that's my whole job.
>Until a fight happens and then I gotta deal with the police and long reports
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>>687776485
My homie over here knows how it is
>feels overnight man
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>>687776883
Sounds good, I only woke up a while ago. I was hoping to get more sleep, but there was a bunch of work going on outside.
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>>687776237
Sounds like fun. With I had a good enough Laptop to join you. But being the poorfag I am... I'll probably have to buy a bike first if I really get the job at gamestop. Since I don't have a car I need public transportation and then have to walk outside the city where the gamestop is located it. So a bike would be nice.
>Maybe I can squeeze one out of my parents
>>687776485
Thanks, I know
>>687776547
every now and then.. yeah, I still do that. Mostly remixes though. There are some awesome ones arond there
>>687776737
uh.... I think you quoted the wrong one?
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>>687776237
Haha, you have the wrong Maki.

>>687776485
I'll see what I can do.

Yeah consolefag here. If I get this email or phone call today that will be changing hopefully. That's kind of you though. Yeah it's pretty weird.

Screw it Audiosurf it is then. Wonder if I can even run it kek.

Ayy and here comes the C&D letters.

Wew, you want to go on one, don't you?
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>>687777020
fucking kek

>>687776237
see>>687776737
first part
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>>687776883
is that really all you do? a lazy person like me need a lazy job like that. but im too skelton for that
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check em and check em good
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>>687777020
Im gonna go look for some now. There was a good amount of music being thrown around a few threads ago, pretty cool stuff.
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niggers
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>>687776975
All about that night shift yo.
>>687776988
Construction of some sort?
>>687777304
Well I wish you luck as well. Get that mad money going on.

I could run it on my shitty 2010 prebuilt eMachine, you should be fine.

>MUH FREEDOMS!

I do, but at the same time, not being able to come back, and having no internet seems like a shitty deal, even if you get to be in space.

That reminds me, since you fell asleep last night, you missed out on the thigh highs.

>>687777526
I am beyond skelton status! I'm 6'3" at 145 pounds!
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>>687777991
haha niggers
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>>687778257
>niggers
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>>687778189
I'm not sure, I didn't get up too look. Might of been that, or someone cutting up a tree. Whatever it was, it was way too loud.
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>>687776547
> messed up sleep schedule
Did you mean: corrected your sleep schedule?
I have always been acitve during the night, and calm at best during the day
I have tried to get my rythm striaght but my body just won't cooperate
As for being a neet, I just couldn't do it. I have my mother and imouto-chan to take care of
Just being a useless sack would give me massive guilt

>>687777020
Bike's are usually something parents will give you
It's exercise and mobility and the fact you're asking it so that you can get a job will definitely help. It must be hard for you getting a job

>>687777304
Doesn't matter, just come play Overwatch you fuck

>>687777342
Yea I saw it Ika. I'm just slow on the response.
I'll try to remember
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>>687778296
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>niggers
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>>687778507
haha mfw niggers
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>>687778722
niggers
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>>687778189
is that a good weight? i have no idea what good weight is and i never have known what it is.
my ID says im 5'05" and 100lbs

>>687778393
ok lol just had to make sure. dont worry too much about it. i dont get butthurt about these things.
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>niggers.
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>>687778831
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>>687778855
>niggers
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>>687778189
Your nights sound exactly like mine
>do nothing but eat snacks and listen to music, occasionally help someone, repeat

>>687778393
You're not wrong, my sleep schedule was already bad before, the job just made it worse. Im pretty close to neet though, i just dont know what i want to do for a career.
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>>687778914
haha mfw niggers
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>>687778831
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>>687777859
Wasn't me, I usually don't post music stuff since I have a shit taste kek
>>687778393
>It must be hard for you getting a job
You have the right idea! Apparently as a business school graduate I'm overqualified for the simple saturday jobs of putting stuff in shelves.
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>>687778362
Should get some earplugs if you know it's gunna be going on for a few days.
>>687778759
It's considered clinically underweight. My metabolism is insanely high, so I don't really gain weight through eating and the such.
My point is, you can be a skeleton and be a guard. All you really do is watch what happens, write things down, and if it gets a bit too much, call the police. That is my entire job summary as said by the company.
>>687778946
Pretty much, yep. Although sometimes I wish some neat stuff would happen, but it's always just some loud nigs or crazy homeless people.
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>>687779043
>>687778994
>>687778967
>>687779074
>all me tbqthwy familia
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Claiming Kyouko, best tomato.
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>>687778189
Thanks friend. Kek, that's the plan.

In that case I hope so. Watch it be even worse.

>Muh copyright
>Muh fair use

Oh no never mind. It's tempting but when you put that on the table it's iffy. Nevertheless it'd be a amazing experience.

>Thigh highs
Oh this sounds good.

>145 pounds
Jesus Christ, I'm under that. Oh you're also taller by 3 inches kek.

>>687778393
I don't have it you Tracer worshiping faggot.
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>>687779223
dont sell the doggo, dude
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>>687779134
How much you get paid? for what store? where do you live? how experienced were you for the job when you applied?
>more job questions and such
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>>687779360
hi karen
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>niggers
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niges
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>>687779134
That's a good idea, but I need to be up early for the next few days anyway. Hopefully it shouldn't last for more than a few days.
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>>687779452
>>687779516
haha I'd post my facial expression when niggers but you literally already posted my facial expression when niggers
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>>687779407
>Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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w
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>>687779043
I dont think there is shit taste unless it comes to waifus, for music its free game. To each their own

>>687779134
Everything you say sounds exactly like my job, im pretty sure you are my lost twin or something.

>>687779348
>Tracer worshiping faggot, filename related
Hes a mei worshiping faggot though
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>>687779744
When did you get here Miho?

>>687779360
Also hello karen

Im kind of busy right now getting some more top quality images of ika
>pic related
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>>687779797
haha niggers
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>>687779435
Hey there dude, how are you doing?
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clmd
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>>687779971
>>687779955
also you, squid
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>>687779955
FUCK OFF IKA IS MY PROPERTY
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>>687779971
I mean, you can probably guess from what I'm posting. Do you even know who this is? I can't remember if you use NS or not.
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>>687778946
Vidya and an hero?

>>687779043
They don't like hiring educated people because they're very likely to ditch that job for a better paying one. I can understand them on that. But is that diploma really that high?

>>687779348
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy Tracer picking fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tutorial, and I’ve been involved in numerous payload missions on Route 66, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Winston warfare and I’m the top widowmaker in the entire Overwatch playerbase. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Tracer picking filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Battlenet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career profile. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Overwatch foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, filthy Tracer main.

>>687779797
Mei is bae
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SHE IS MINE
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>>687780099
fuck off you dont even got my name!
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>>687779955
I'm just laying in bed trying to fall asleep. So calm down.
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>>687777155
mai no
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>>687780344
tell the other dude to fuck off!

>>687780098
Yeah im doing good. just busy furthering my dedication some more. where did you go for a while?
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>>687780486
mai yes
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>>687779348
If it's worse, I'll be shocked.

>MUH 'MURRICA

It would be. I'd probably ask the pilot why we're going so slow as we're going at 2,000mph+

I'll send it to you on steam, no need to do more camwhoring for the threads.

>6' and under 145
Oh I simply must know details

>>687779407
$10/h
Lawyer building
Suburban area 10 miles away from job
None at all, I applied fresh. If you've got transportation, you're set to get the job if you're not a sperg at the interview.
>Note, in the time between my last reply and this one, I did a full patrol. That's how easy it is.

>>687779537
If it's construction, it'll be a week or so. If tree removal, it could go either way.

>>687779797
Haha, what's your job?
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>>687780624
no
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>>687780560
No "the buzz" pics on phone.

Hey fake squid eat a dick!
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>>687780560
I went to get some documents scanned, brought home a bag of chips and now I'm learning some photoshop with my uncle's help.
What's up with you?

>>687780124
I'm sorry doggo man, I don't know who you are. But I hope you're okay.
Do you want to talk about it?
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>>687780699
Well I hope it doesn't last for more than 4 days, it would be good to get some sleep without being disturbed.
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>>687780745
Pic related.
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>>687780745
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>>687780991
you seem to have spilt a little
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>>687779969
>

>>687780191
>Vidya and an hero?
Pretty solid plan
>Mei is gay

>>687780699
Overnight at a convenience store
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>>687781075
Fuck.
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>>687780920
Still hasn't passed, yes?
Won't go away at all?

>>687781066
cyka?
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>>687779797
I just love vidya OST
My all time favourite is the OST from NieR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gilH6f2hHk
A fantasy language being sung, it's great

>>687780191
No, it isn't. I'm just a normal high school graduate with a bit knowledge in business, accounting etc instead of philosophy, latin and other things
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>>687780699
>10/hour
ehhh, not bad. i wouldnt complain about pay like that for just standing around (and looking around)

>>687780741
Thank you!
for both comments

>>687780745
Is he a pro photoshopper? nothing on my side. someone tried stealing ika is all. I gotta wake up in 7 hours to travel.

>>687780920
dude i swear everytime i see your name i see ikaBarry...
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>>687781284
its alright. how goes it?
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>>687773624
>I feel more at home here, among my people.
Autism goes well with autism.
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>>687781066
get the fuck outta here you faggot. I'll steal that while im at it too.
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>>687781300
Basically. I usually stay in these super sadboy waves for a week to a few weeks at a time. I usually just have to ride them out and generally there's nothing I can do to stop them.

>>687781388
kek, it does look like that at a glance
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>>687779797
Haha, that's too good. Oh so he likes Ms.Freeze.

>>687780191
Ok that give me a giggle. Well meme'd friend.

>>687780699
Me and technology have the worst luck together,

>Muh rights

Kek, he'd probably wonder how you got picked for the mission then.

Oh boy, what should I expect?

I think I'm around 135 at the moment. Uh let's see. I run constantly, usually eat in small portions, guess metabolism is pretty fast, and lanky af. Ribs show sadly.
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>>687781416
Not bad friend. How are you?
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>>687781553
im ok just sitting. yourself?
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Night everyone
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>>687781619
Sitting. YT. Bored. Loving Life.
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>>687780826
I'd still get some ear plugs just to keep around. They're useful for so many things, like the other day my dad decided to pressure wash his car and wanted me to help. That thing was loud as fuck till I put some in.

>>687781167
Yep, similar as fuck yo.

>>687781388
Exactly. If it was a manual labor job like my last two, I'd bitch about way more. But I just can't complain about getting paid to be on my laptop instead of my desktop.

>>687781550
Can't be as bad as me playing WoW for a year and a half on a integrated graphics card that the ame never even supported, till it eventually just gave up and said "lolnah".

You know that idea would make mad dosh.

You see, I was the fastest to apply. :^)

/ecchi/

That's not bad at all! Hell, at least you eat in small portions. I just consume constantly, always have to have a snack near me if I'm not busy, and then my meals can range from medium to large.

>>687781743
Night Miho.
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>>687781873
fuck you nigger
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>>687781766
what makes it so enjoyable if you dont mind me asking?
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>>687781743
good night
>ika
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>>687781938
Wonderful input.
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>>687781953
Absolutely nothing.
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>>687782043
>>687782043
>>687782043
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>>687781325
Me too, for a game to be great it has to have a solid soundtrack to it.

>>687781550
What he likes is walling us off and making me want to shoot myself

>>687781873
I see you had some cheez its earlier
>fucking love cheez its
Those and this one candy are the bane of my existance

>Mugen
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