*fart*
>>687717891
Yummy
Is that what you do to dicks, you slimy nigger?
>>687717891
These have been 404ing all day
>>687720376
hoy
>>687720931
Probably some asspained jan.
>>687721297
Sup?
>>687721531
No, they've been getting pruned due to inactivity. I didn't think g/fur regulars would have things going on on a Friday.
>>687721645
thinkin bout universe n staff
>>687722480
Play with balls instead.
>>687722571
banach-tarsk
>>687720931
No longer
>>687722783
That's hot.
>>687723446
i think i tried explaining you to it once.
I'm posting at work
Not enough discussion going on
>>687723954
you should go back to work
>>687723954
sux
>>687724412
What do you wanna talk about?
>>687724954
I don't know. Maybe the usual whining about being lonely ?
>>687725185
I'd rather fap than complain tho
>>687725185
Post your butt.
>>687725286
Maybe, but I've honestly been too lonely to bother fapping. So I just have a ton of feels and bottled up sexual energy that isn't being used.
>>687725447
I'm too scared.
>>687725185
I'm want to stop being lonely. Too bad I'm a gay retard
>>687724525
My shift just ended
>>687725623
you sound like me lol
>>687725185
you should be a mom
>>687725586
Do it. For America.
but that's homosexual
>that golfers body
>>687725741
But luckily there's another gay retard that goes to my school, so i just have to stop being a beta faggot and ask him out
You homos disgust me
>>687725783
For America.
>>687717891
Seriously label your cancer threads. My filters won't pick up on this. Unless you really really like Spiderman.
>>687725623
I just downloaded Grindr on my telephone again, and yet again I'm too afraid to contact anybody on it. I wish I weren't so opposed to HIV.
>>687725783
No, fuck raising children
>>687725831
The only photos I have are poorly lit ones I took with my iPod, and posting them would require either mobileposting or transferring the photos through email. Honestly, I don't think the images are worth the effort.
spiderman is ok
>>687726256
Suck his dick first, then ask him
>>687726306
Agreed they need to label their threads or fuck off to their own board.
>>687726468
>>687726374
Just wear a condom dummy
>>687726773
>>687726374
Do it.
>>687726491
Good idea, I'll try that
>>687726328
but that's what i already do. im a mother to 7 separate multi-hundred dollar textbooks for the sake of discovering triadakyis homology
>>687726374
you won't find any discomfort if you feed them food dyes and pesticidelaced ingredients
>>687726773
How reliable are they ? I know the chance of them failing is pretty low, but I don't want to take any chances at all. Also, it's always possible that the other guy's an asshole and punctures the condom on purpose without me noticing, because there are people who actually do that.
>>687726908
I'll need more motivation than that.
>>687726578
Sorry about that i didn't make the thread
spooderman rub my badger belly
>>687727579
More qt badgers pls
>>687727204
I'm not an expert, but im pretty sure that even if the condom has a small hole in it is still preventing direct contact, which prevents blood to blood contact.
i can't help but believe the butthole in this image is a bit too low
>>687725644
this comic is brilliant actually
>>687726374
If you use grindr, most people post whether or not that have it, and, to be safe, make anybody wear a condom and try asking about past relations. They'll give something away.
it's a buttgina
but that's insane
>>687727905
I thought the semen is what spreads HIV…
Have I been wrong about it this entire time ?
>>687728133
Thanks. Most people in my area don't have anything. The only person who does says HIV negative as of May 2013, which is beyond sketchy.
>>687728423
no, bodily fluids will transmit it, i'm sure.
badger walking to a badger business meeting
>>687728634
cute but
where's badj
>>687728539
Yeah, that's my point. A hole in the condom will cause semen to leak through, which will very likely spread the HIV that I don't want to have.
>>687728838
only use condoms you have and have not poked a hole into
>>687726996
Did you get a new comp yet?
>>687728700
i dunno but they don't like me posting badgers
>>687729178
it's because that's what he does
>>687728423
Semen or blood
>>687728938
I guess that could work, but I still kind of have trust issues with strangers. I'm probably just being silly, though. I think I'm more afraid of meeting strangers, especially for sex, because I've never done anything IRL with someone I met online before.
>>687728084
his butthole and everything below it looks like it's half a foot too low
>>687729004
im still on a loaner. sitting at my old place hitting the bong and repeatedly pressing the random article link on wikipedia
>>687729260
not enough
>>687728838
Unless the condom fucking explodes, you'll have minimal exposure and your chance of actually contracting aids will be very small.
>>687729822
That's good to know. The condom can't actually explode, can it ?
>>687728838
But you should probably not take sexual health advice from a fucking 17 year old
>>687730219
Good point. You also should probably not say you're 17 on this web site, but I won't judge.
>>687729526
well only do it if you feel comfortable
also this, fam >>687730219
>>687729004
sup
>>687730692
What are they gonna do, ban me?
>>687730986
Yeah.
You have to not be a child to use this website.
>>687730803
It would be out of my comfort zone, but I also don't want to be alone for the entirety of my youth. I feel like I'm wasting a very important time of my life right now, just shitposting on 4chan instead of making the best of it.
So how is everyone doing?
reported
same
without looking, I'm predicting that 40% of the images are avatars
>>687731487
that would be incorrect
and why does it matter
well, if you insist
>>687731341
podato archimedes
>>687731089
As if this entire board isn't full of 14 year old edgelords. Give me a break
he's right
I'm not even old enough to rent a car
you have to be like 30 to rent a car right?
>>687731487
Pleasantly surprised that I'm wrong, whaddaya know
>>687731601
While it does bug me a bit, at the end of the day it really doesn't
25
>>687732038
25.
>>687731694
i cannot give you a break
you're a child
you need to know what it's like without a break
>>687732073
then why care about it at that moment in the first place if you know that later on it doesn't affect you at all
>>687730858
Penises.
>>687732178
because he doesn't have anything more interesting to talk about
>>687732159
>>687732173
righto
>>687717891
This is the most autistic start to a thread I've ever seen
>>687732349
you clearly haven't seen many
>>687732178
>you need to know what it's like without a break
what do you even mean?
>>687732349
we've been posting in these shit threads like this for years. ive never seen a proper reason as to how it stays that way
>>687732576
Forgot the pic
>>687732428
I don't know it has just the right blend of aspergers and subtlety
>>687732576
He means in the big boys world you have to deal with not getting any slack a lot of the time, with all the rigid laws and such. But more than that he means that he's an autist and takes things too seriously on a Burmese woodcarving forum.
oh no, not the pic
god forbid he forget the pic
>>687732838
subtlety is antithetic to autism, though
we burn through it burn through it
nice work nerd
>>687733313
BAM
Yes
>>687729526
Well it's never gonna happen with that mentality. You gotta just try it at least once.
just like crystal meth, and jumping off a very tall building
>>687733017
You must never forget the pic
>>687732178
it's always easier to complain than to not, humans love to complain. regardless, just because it doesn't matter doesn't mean it doesn't affect me, I do generally come here for the porn after all
>>687732274
not true! I bring to the table a philosophical discussion about complaining about things.
>>687733461
I know that, but I keep thinking I'll just contact them some other time when I'm ready. Now a year has passed and I'm still not "ready". I always feel like I need to get out there before I do something like that, but I don't even know what that means. I also feel like I should save my virginity for someone special, but that person doesn't exist so fuck it.
>>687733447
Penis embargo has been enacted
>>687734011
Don't you mean erected?
>>687733971
Virginity is a social construct. It has no actual meaning. It only has value if you give it value.
>>687733971
How old are you friend?
>>687734390
Could you be any more cliche? Virginity reflects undesirableness. The point is not the act itself, but that the person hasn't had intimate human contact in the time normal people have. Hence, that person starts thinking they are beneath normal people.
>>687734390
I know that, but I can't stop myself from being silly. People keep saying that they regret losing their virginity to someone they had no feelings for, and it makes me uneasy. I would also feel pretty bad if I found someone I really love but have a history of casual sex. I'd feel like I'm not worth the affection.
>>687734394
19
>19
it shows
>>687730113
Not unless you cum like literally over a gallon of semen.
>>687734973
Normal people fool around before adulthood.
>>687733971
I wouldn't be so negative, you're bound to find that special someone if you look for them. I don't really do online dating or anything, but perhaps you could start with a date that doesn't go to sex right away.
>>687734770
You might be right. I think I kinda regret losing my virginity to someone that i didnt love, although i will never admit it to myself.
>>687735175
sometimes
>>687735385
What's the respectful age to start being dramatic as he's being, then? 25? 30?
>>687734973
What does that mean ? I know I'm immature, but I honestly feel pretty old already. It's hard to believe that I'm nearly 20 and have never had any kind of intimate contact with another person. The world feels so frustratingly sterile to me.
>>687735288
That's what I want to do, but I can't really see myself loving any of the people near me on Grindr. Then again, I really have no idea what my ideal partner is even like, at all. I kind of think that I want someone who's similar to myself in both appearance and personality, but the odds of that are incredibly low. I've only known one person who fits that and he's straight.
are you sure you guys are gay enough to post in this thread
>>687735707
never, it's dumb, but so is attributing any particular behavior to "normal people"
>>687735741
have you tried talking to people
>>687735860
Pretty sure.
>>687735741
That's why you have to get out there and start mixing it up with people. You'll never know what you want, and who is out there, until you take the dive and look. You can do it now, while you have your looks and health, or you can leave it for a later date when it won't be so easy for you.
>>687735741
I'll be 21 in two months and ive never had any type of intimate contact with anyone.
sup guys?
>>687735860
Is it gay if I am addicted to dog dick on anthropomorphic animal people? And that I myself have a penis?
Kanye 2016
>>687736390
Pretty hetero tbh
it's time to leave the thread
>>687735996
>have you tried talking to people
What do you mean by that ? Do you mean IRL ? Because I don't think I've met any faggots IRL. Everybody around here is either an older married Protestant, an underage b&, or a garbage person with an awful personality.
>>687736182
See above. I really want to do this, but my area is shit for faggot finding and I'm not in a situation where moving away is an option for me.
i will be 24 in september and i never held hands
beat that
>>687734325
No, lewdness has been outlawed
>>687736390
Extremely
>>687736358
Welp. I'm done posting in this thread now.
>>687736557
He won't win the election, go away.
>>687736599
But, two penis is not hetero... right? I though that was the exact opposite.
>>687736609
yeah
>>687736695
clearly you've given up before you've even started
>>687736826
I'm a rebel
I'm voting for Jill Stein
>>687736695
where are you from?
>>687736868
Their balls are not touching idiot
>>687736947
Well I don't even know what my options are. Really, I have no clue where I would go to find the guys I'm looking for. Where could they be ?
>>687737070
Southern Maryland
>>687737164
I might be going there :3
wow, the test server has so many baddies
already in plat promos after 5 ranked games :^)
what the hell is wrong with you people? notice how i still considered you people
>>687737481
welcome to /b
>>687736695
Mate, my words still stand. Not everyone is going to be on grindr, scruff. My area is somewhat similar to yours in that respect. However, I refuse to believe you can't be at a gay friendly place in less than an hour by car. Or failing that, able talk to someone online. Of course it probably won't lead to immediate contact or a satisfying relationship but it will be a start. Anything is better than nothing.
>>687737064
sigh
>>687737093
Well then my friend, you have me there... doesn't mean I can't find two delicious dog dicks with touching balls somewhere in my collection.
>>687737481
Thank you
>>687737804
you're welcome, son
>>687737599
oh ive been here, i just felt like questioning you embarrassments to humanity
b u t t
>>687737693
>Mate, my words still stand. Not everyone is going to be on grindr, scruff. My area is somewhat similar to yours in that respect. However, I refuse to believe you can't be at a gay friendly place in less than an hour by car. Or failing that, able talk to someone online. Of course it probably won't lead to immediate contact or a satisfying relationship but it will be a start. Anything is better than nothing.
Well I've been trying to find an option for a long ass time and haven't made any progress at all. Do I need to hire a private detective to find me all the secret faggot caves around here ? I'm applying for a job right now, so maybe that will help get me out of the house a bit with more disposable income, but beyond that I can't think of anything.
>>687738085
m8, don't tell me that you don't do anything that would be frowned upon because I know it's a lie. we're all deviants in one way or another, you're just a different type of embarrassment then we are. you're still no better than us.
>>687737951
Hello, daddy!
>>687738349
>then
kill me
>>687737481
>>687737951
Regardless of what you call us, I still don't like your tone. Post us some good animal porn or be gone.
>>687738118
You'll catch gaids if you visit one of those caves, best not do that. No gay clubs, local colleges with gsa's and networks around them, social networking groups in neighboring cities, anything?
>>687737045
You are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance
>>687738085
I dont care if humanity is embarrassed by me. I'm more intelligent than about 95% of the human race anyway, fuck em
>>687738907
Feels good man
>>687738349
oh, im way better than you. like infinitely better. minimum
>>687739067
darkgem?
>>687738969
You have to be over 18 to post here.
>>687738907
He's not just a member, he's the leader!
>>687738969
i bet you are
>>687738969
hey, me too man
>>687738637
>gay clubs
Not that I know of, but I don't like going to crowded places like that anyway.
>local colleges with gsa's
There is a university near me that my sister goes to, but I haven't heard of a GSA there. Would a non-student even be allowed in ?
>social networking groups in neighboring cities
Like what ? There are no neighboring cities around me. The closest thing to a city is about 45 minutes away by car and even that doesn't have much going on.
>>687739120
Keep telling yourself that, then.
>>687739125
Who?
>>687739161
Then how am I posting?
>>687738969
but are you smarter than a 5th grader?
>>687739462
I thought the artist for that and what you just posted is by Darkgem but I could be wrong
>>687739480
that's a response you'd say if you were younger than 18
>>687739583
Naw it's not.
>>687739774
Who is it?
>>687739441
am i wrong?
>>687739512
Wih a pencil and a piece of paper?
>>687739821
Goes by the name Von
>>687739963
I can not find them on e621 but I like that lineart
>>687739758
Thats the point
>>687740121
He's not on there.
He's done some stuff for me though.
>>687739583
it's not darkgem. He is way outside of our price range.
>>687739926
Yes.
whoops
>>687740259
Ah, nice.
>>687740338
that's a shame, i don't know commission prices for artists since I don't have a reason to know. if you can however at a point get something by him, i'd love to see it
>>687740573
I might get something from him in the future.
>>687740573
if I ever get the money to I will let you know, but for two characters he is like 160.