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Dubs decide
fuck off you silly feminist cunt
Send dick pic
wanna watch Bionicle with me and give me succ?
>pic related
>>687705162
I can't send pictures on tinder
>>687705342
this
i want to bust a nut on your face
>>687705162
>being this new
can i eat your feces? ._.
Is it rape if I call it a game?
>>687704801
Why haven't we fucked yet?
thank you
Fist me daddy
we live close, when can you see me?
L E T ' S. F U C K
OP here, we are 51km away.
>>687706989
roll
Take me anywhere, I don't care I don't care. Take me out tonight. Oh take my anywhere, I don't care I don't care.
Could you peg me and call me Martha?
Rev up those dicks because I'm one huge faggot
I want to smoke a blunt with your spit in it. I want to absorb and consume the contents of your spit into my body. I want my body to use the nutrients from your spit to build cells in my own body so you become a part of me. I want you Taylor.
>>687708517
pls be this 1
Hurry up fags
>>687708517
this speaks to me
Do you know Marci H? She also lives in Arnprior.
To bad you're not cute enough for me to put miles on my car and waste gas to go see you :(
>>687709237
Roll
>>687704801
Got this unexplainable itch in my balls.. mind scratching?
>>687709288
Ding ding ding
>>687709288
Winrar
Waiting for an answer, keep the suggestions coming
>>687708517
I will reroll this creation until the day i die.
But you're ugly ass can ride the bus to me I'll meet you half way down my street. K?
>>687710091
This
But, judging by how fat you are, you can always roll all the way to my house, baby
>>687710200
kek
>>687710200
WINRAR
>>687710091
roll
>>687710200
winrar
This bitch is non-responsive
>>687710200
winrar
>>687710507
free pork for you
>>687710611
winrar come on op find another bitch to harass
>>687710611
7zip
Switched targets because other bitch is dead, lets hope this one answers
>>687710771
AHAHAHHAHA 7zip AHHAAHAH 7zip AHAHAHHAHA 7zip
>>687711244
Fuck.
>>687711244
XdDXxDdxDdD le rofl xdddddddddddddddd
>>687711244
winrar
Switched again, whoever answers first will be our host for tonight
>>687711846
Please can I just have 1 lick?
I'm not a robot
>>687711965
of your pussy flakes
>>687711846
let me stick my trooper up ya pooper
Pls.. castrate me...
>>687712081
You gonna kill a corpse?
>>687712081
plot twist you're mom dies instead.
>>687712368
dude..
>>687712623
>you're
op ded and so is thred
>>687713548
so cum ovr here & i fuk u in shed :^)
>>687713548
nah im here just waiting for a non lame suggestion
>>687713922
winrar
She answered , gogogog
>>687714613
say what again bitch, i dare ya, i DOUBLE dare ya!
let me fuck your tits bitch
it's hard being a racist in canada. everyone's white and there's no fun jokes to make.
because you're a nigger right?
>>687714613
those flowers on your head to hide the smell of that dank pussy?
>>687714613
Sorry I was talking to my Rabbi, we are gonna hook up at the pork farm. So do you like racecars?
which of your parent's piss tasted better? your mom's or your mom's?
>>687715166
Winnrar
you ever do a shit in your own pants and just wear them the rest of the day?
>>687714613
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
i'd say you belong in the kitchen, but that's probably too big of a word for you to understand right?
>>687715166
>>687714613
>>687715300
>if what persists
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I think she is brain dead
>>687715447
Da faq up wid yo face lmao
why are you a dumb nigger
I will personally chew all those flowers on your head and then feed them back to you in the form of poop.
ROLLINNNNNN
Say what one more god damn time
>>687715711
WINRAWR
>>687715531
do you know any word longer than 4 letters other than ottawa? or did you suck too big a dick one time and get brain damage?
>>687715711
rarniw
>>687715711
KEK
What are you? A fucking Nazi?
>>687714799
this was winrar as well my friend. maybe dis will work my friend :)
TELL HER THAT SHE HAS BOOBS LMAO RIGHT MY FELLOW /B/TARDS
>>687715895
shut up nigger.
>>687715531
racecars, you downsy motherfucker, do you like them?
horny girl send me big dicks on snap @joannajeong
Sorry that I had to send you the previous messages but I'd imagine you would have already guessed, I posted a picture of our conversation to this website called 9gag and allowed strangers to decide what I would send to you, to be quite honest these are disgusting people and I would really want to get to know you. I guess I have anxiety issues so I don't exactly know what to say. I hope we can forget about this and try again? Up to you to be honest.
ASK HER WHATS HER IQ
>>687716322
gtfo with this cancer
>>687716367
nigger you were told to shut up. i will banhammer you if you don't.
>>687716322
winrar
>>687712081
oh shit waddup
>>687716573
is that an offer nigger?
>>687716655
winrar
>>687716662
obey satan please sir
alright, lets get down to brass tacks here. you seem to have mental capacity of an 8 year old, which most would be put off by, but luckily for you would make you a perfect fuck buddy for me.
>>687716322
Waiting for reply
TRIPS CASH IN
>>687715964
GIVEAWAY THREAD PART TWO, PILE IN TO WRACK UP THE POT!
>>687716322
this is so terrible it might just work
>>687716573
Ayo bijj, I'll thrust this sausage inbetween your ears for so long it will look like a soggy French fry when Im done with you. Trips is for fags
>>687717320
ROLLERINO FOR THIS
>>687704801
show her this op
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11705
We need to expect your house ma'am, someone tipped the police that you might be hiding some bomb azz pucci?
>>687717639
roll 4 this
>>687717639
reroll
Give us an update op
>>687717962
Bitch hasnt replied
>>687717639
RAWL
time to make it snow on that ass
She is baaaaaack
Let's just start over from the beginning alright? :-)
We need to expect your house ma'am, someone tipped the police that you might be hiding some bomb azz pucci?
Shamelessly reposterino
>>687708515
anyone who posts sponge bob shit for a laugh is a huge under-age faggot.
NOT FUNNY
>>687718499
winrar
>>687718480
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
>>687718499
>>687718335
im not suprised, its quite complicated and youre quite simple
>>687718335
I'd imagine that you would be, look, I'm sorry, let's start again.
To bad you're not cute enough for me to put miles on my car and waste gas to go see you :(
REEEEEEEEE, IM SO MAD AT YOU TINDER NORMIES WITH THEM TIGHT COOCHIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687718499
So, you like having those dubs being wasted?
Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you should too. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “fedora family” you’re referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people “say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?” Let’s get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too
I like your pasta and it will go well with my sausage ?
>>687719184
well, looks like we fucked it up again guys.
moving on
Man fuck that shit, op is a fucking faggit, no dubs for him
>>687718335
thats fine, its not your brain im looking to fuck
>>687719332
being this close to cucking OP, kek
Well I did some research on Ancestry and found out you're my sister??
adolf hitler was right and the reich should rise anew.
If I wasn't whiteknighting this hard, maybe I wouldn't have to resort to slaying monsters like you
>>687719756
off by one, reroll.
DO YOU ACCEPT HITLER AS YOUR SAVIOR
>>687719756
another time off by one, reroll
>>687719854
Rollo
>>687704801
call the number on this van
>>687719759
Whiteknighting is easy.
Observe.
>>687719911
double dubs - dubs get confirmed
>>687719912
does this look like a fucking joke to you?
>>687719759
REROLLING THIS SHIT
Look I want some pussy you down or what? Send pics of the goods.
I like your flowers. Is that part of your wig? Or is it an add on?
>>687720224
hah roll
>>687719912
know what aint a joke? dem titties, send me pic of em
>>687720224
Roll
>>687720116
ROLL
Either we fuckin or im fuckin. Plus im getting rimmed tonight
>>687704801
YOU ARE A STUPID WHORE FUCK YOU
sorry i been up for like 8 days straight hitting methamphetamine
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex much
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Does this look like a joke, stupid bitch?
I don't joke arround if pussy it's in game.
>>687720224
Rerererererrreeeeerolllll
>>687720516
roll
>>687720224
Let's do it
>>687720555
nice
you should paste them titays right on my face tonight
>>687720555
come on op
>>687720553
Reroll
>>687720536
Rollin hard and deep
all the dubs really suck tonight OP
Nice trips doooo
>>687720056
please do this OP
>>687720777
trips ftw!
You wanna fuck in the rideau river?
also
Neat another ottawa fag other than me.
>>687720777
You to sir
Can I milk you till the cows come home?
>>687719912
nah, i aint joking. niggers, theyre the ones who are joking, trying to be human with their purple drank and almost music. they keep trying but they just cant get it right, can they? :)
>>687720516
this
>>687720555
get get
>>687720516
eyup
>>687720922
YASSSS OP DO THIS
Let's massacre and genocide all the niggers and muslims, only let white master race live, as it's the only one worth living. You agree right?
>>687720536
roll for niggas
>>687712081
fuck you
>>687720919
Show me your sick dick bro
Is it okay if I forcibly enter the next little girl's ass that I see? I'm only telling you because I'll kill myself before the authorities areivs
>>687721114
Roll
>>687720919
talking of rising, guess what mah weiners doin...
It's not rape if you shout surprise before the gun shot
Show me titties you niggabitch
>>687721188
niggers please tongue this mans anus!
can i stuff a gerbil up my ass while you watch and play with your gaping vagina?
>>687721171
This is now an ebin bred
please send nudes im desperate
M'lady I would be honoured if you would be my first bedwife *blushes*
>>687721099
>>687720777
>>687720555
>>687721321
Roll
>>687721213
Roll
>>687720919
Ok, putting jokes aside, I want you to show me your pussy. Being completly honest, I don't care at all about your personality or any shit like that, J U S T S H O W M E Y O U R F U C K I N G P U S S Y
Op is a faggot
>>687720536
Plz, this
I can only shit my pants 3 more times before mommy takes away my chicken tendies
>>687721378
SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>687721521
Roll
>>687721213
Rolling
>>687721521
Reeeeeroll
>>687721511
Dubs demands it
>>687704801
Holy shit, how did you possibly like that thing?
I jerk off to children hehehehe *blushes* I just thought you should know :)
>>687721646
Rerolololol
>>687721723
Roll
>>687707381
If I'm able to fuck once in a month with my gf, which lives 586 km away, you can fuck with her once m80
>>687721681
just to be clear, is my smooth talking gettin your clam slippy or am i gonna have to hold down my sister again tonight?
m a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill to realest
I'm the realest of the realest
My mom wont help me get hard, Will you?
There was a fire at the abortion clinic and that's how you were born
>>687721780
Another one
Re roll
Feminism is cancer.
Did you see that fucking Pajeet shitting in the street?
Fuck you, Pajeet.
>>687709237
Roll
>>687721966
winrar
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill to realest
I'm the realest of the realest
who are you voting for anyway? im voting for clinton, because i have a turkey fetish
You look like the most worthless, disgusting creature that I have ever had the displeasure of stumbling upon. Your face looks like what happens when you click 'random' in a video game character builder. You look like the bloated, disease ridden corpse of some fat, furry rodent that got run over by a car. You look as though everyone you ever enter a room with shudders and covers their noses because of the dank aroma that wafts from that mouldy cave between your thick, lumbering thighs. You are the epitome of grotesque. I bet when you went trick or treating you didn't even need a costume.
>>687712081
stop trying to kill my mom faggot.
Im a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin and flippin and dippin and skippin and flippin and dippin and illest to killest the skill to realest
I'm the realest of the realest
>>687722399
damn
winrar
>>687712081
Fuck
>>687721171
can you please fuck my goat? it's corny.
>>687712081
>>687712081
gggg
>>687722586
yea, but there have been about 5 since ops last post.
>>687712081
65161516
Ha
I fuck the music, i make it cum.
I'M A GORILLA IN A FUCKING COUPE, FINNA PULL UP TO THE ZOO NIGGA.
NO NIGGA, WHO THE FUCK IS YOU? I DON'T KNOW NIGGA. NO NIGGA. PULL UP ON YOUR BLOCK, WE GON BLOW NIGGA. BLOW NIGGA. RUN NIGGA! RUN FROM THE PO' NIGGA! (POLICE)
>>687722986
rolling for this
>>687722938
Fuck off Anthony
>>687722853
you think OP ran out on us?
I am the god of hellfire, lord of the game.
>>687708517
rollerino for this
>>687709912
Roll.txt created all dubs decides now get this
>>687722986
rollin
>>687723133
WINRAR!!!
>>687708517
>>687714799
NOICE
O
I
C
E
>>687712081
Ok, relax, chill
>>687723133
ohFUCK
>>687722986
>>687723133
winrar bang bang oblock 3hunna sosaaaaaa
>>687723336
what an irony. 3-quads off by 3...
Oh shit, i'm feeling it TAKYON
>>687708517
Rolling for this but replace Taylor with the name of the target
>>687723668
this. is. not. okay.
>>687720467
Newfags amirite
>>687720536
>>687721099
>>687721511
we're waiting, op.
>>687724113
10/10
Autism. You are fucking autism.
>>687724113
3hunna bangggggggggggg bang!!!!!!!!!!!
>>687724113
pretty sure shes blocked you, prolly best acquiring a new target
>>687724332
O BLOCK
look, im sorry if im being cryptic or wird. Its just that, im not what you would call a normal person. As a child i was sexualyl abused by my mother. I can still feel her cock throb in my ears. Its tainted my very soul. This has left me with severe autism and social anxiety. hence why i asked 9gag for help. Im sorry. lets start anew. thank you for listening.
now with that out of the way, want to suck my autistic dick?
Im kinda sick, to be honest with famellaperamixacontraphoneatolamenoclitoaperocolaptic
>>687712081
Fuck
>>687722738
cringe
shoot mayonnaise in me asshole m8
>>687723709
reroll
>>687721813
Is it the epic? as some young fellows around the campus seem to be saying nowadays, wich makes me remember of the day around the campus when the cogs would roll into the machine thinking they'd be able to enjoy the joys of the human engine turning the all powerful profit wich we all the deitiies merely pretend to sparce to aplease the cries of the unsophisticated as if life had a valid meaning aside from the lol.
>>687712081DFang it
>>687725999
habbening.
>>687725999
Checked
>>687726677
wasted double dubs
Guess that was it then.
op is dead
>>687712081
Aquarium
Its over
>>687712081
You cunt. My mother is a saint on earth.
>>687718499
Tryhard bitch. Goddamn, first time behind a keyboard?
>>687709022
Checkd
>>687722986
GAS WHAT I SMOKE NIGGA
>>687719366
AHAHAHA. Thiiiis.
