How do I cure my husbando from premature ejaculation?
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How do I cure my husbando from premature ejaculation?
>>687704213
Op Post more of her,preferably a webm
>>687704213
put a vice grip on his taint and tighten it as hard as you can.
>>687704610
I am her, ba dum tss
Webm coming up if we get good replies
>inb4 gtfo
>4th June
Nice time zone.
You can throw chilli powder in his eyes when it happens aand don't trow it in his eyes when it last a lil longer
Its probably the weed. Or let him bust before you Have sex..
how long does he normally last
>>687705028
What do you call premature?
Are you sure you're not suffering from delayed female orgasm?
>>687705129
Allways ahead of you
>>687704937
>taint
what is that supposed to mean mate?
I assumed that him stroking so gently resulted in him being overstimulated when in muh vagina
>>687704213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
Tell him to fap more, if he faps enough he'll have a hard time getting it up as a result of interest lost... Gotta find that sweet spot where he doesn't fap too much and not too little.... ez
>>687704213
Simple, OP. You simply instruct him to fire one out about a half hour or so before you two have your sexy time.
cuck him
>>687705028
As a man, I feel that three minutes is the optimal length of time for penetrative sex. After five minutes it seriously starts to cut into my 'me' time.
>>687705502
>Allways ahead of you
True, but at least I can spell 'always.'
...
Put that nigger in a chastity cage and fuck him in the ass. Do that a few times, and then remove the cage. Then fuck him in the ass a few times, when his time until cumming is long enough that you are happy, suck his dick.
Or edge him, I don't know.
>>687705028
have him wear 3 condoms or something.
gonna need that webm chief.
>>687706171
Shit, no. Multiple condoms can cause breakage and then you're fucked.
>>687704213
Go slow and make him wear a condom. When he gets close stop for a minute.
Please send all advice: 9893279019
>>687705254
good one
>>687705293
we quit a while ago, its just the cig papers
>>687705490
>>687705448
depending, sometimes it lasts longer but lately its been just 3 deep pounds till he cums. Could the condom be tightening him up?
We also had anal, without protection tho. He really digs it but weird enough, lasted much much longer.
>>687705814
>>687705969
dont project your shitty fetish on me
>>687705705
>>687705676
i believe he was fapping thrice daily before i crashed onto his cock but he is very gentle with it
>>687706479
i like it more hardcore
should i feel bad making him last seconds for my pleasure?
>>687706479
he does (when into muh vagina)
>>687706738
>>687706479
derped the last reply up, dont mind it
>>687706400
have him wear a magnum condom and fill the excess space with paper towels.
he won't feel shit.
sooooooo about that webm?
>>687706738
Nah you shouldn't feel bad about it. If you have sex more often then his endurance should increase as long as he wants it to. Tell him to not think about about cuming or about sex, but to think about everything going on. Some people (myself included) last longer on the bottom so you could try that. If nothing works have more foreplay and include toys like dildos and vibrators.
>>687706738
>chastity cage automatically means cuck
When will this meme end? It's literally just femdom, you autist. I mean I like femdom but I'm not actually into chastity cages, that part was a funny.
It's not like I'm saying you should bring in Tyrone and start fucking him in front of your nice boy toy.
Also smile and show me your feet please
>>687706738
put icy hot on his balls before you fuck, that'll do the trick OP.
>>687706738
get a cock ring or pop a pill to make him last longer love
>>687707272
Please god no.
>>687707107
not such a bad idea, the regular ones are a tiny bit too small. he is not sure tho if xxl (i assume magnum is that?) will fit
>>687707265
tl;dr. just said dont project your shitty fetish on me, be it chastity or whatnot
>>687707207
yes indeed, riding him worked out a bit better (tho i dont liek it too much, lazy duh)
>>687704213
>How do I cure my husbando from premature ejaculation?
try some desensitizing cream
>>687704213
Benzocaine condoms + sildenafil does the job for me
>>687707497
>tl;dr. just said dont project your shitty fetish on me, be it chastity or whatnot
Cool, nice post, cool, nice post, I liked the part where you didn't include an image of your feet
>>687707497
>>687707497
75% of the time its mental. Get him slightly tispy and see how long he lasts, also try opiates and other cognitive inhibiting substances. Whiskey dick cures my PME pretty fucking good, and I dont even get whiskey dick in the slightest.
>>687707497
When you're on top get in a reverse missionary type position and have him thrusting. As long as he doesn't focus to much he should last a while.
>>687707272
>icy hot
whats that
>>687707505
tried it, considering his record was 1 minute and it made him last 30% longer, not much
>>687707305
cock ring, got one flying arround here but isnt it to make the cock kept rock-hard? he IS rockhard. duh.
>>687704213
You're going to have to spread your pussy open for us. Bonus points for goo on your fingers.
Sodium thiopental injection directly into the penis.
>>687704213
Just fuck a different dude
tell him to not flex his pelvic muscles. or keep it as minimal as possible.
have him practice that while doing doggystyle and it should add some time to the session.
How long have you two been fucking?
Are you his first?
Before you, how long ago was his last fuck?
>>687704213
Try cowgrill position, most dudes last longer that way. Also he should make you cum once or twice before penetrative sex, like that you're all happy. Let him lick and finger you and/or try toys. Just have fun basically, it's not just about pistoning people
i;ll bump this
>>687708092
heh, that actually flatters me. also we both like whisky. will gladly do.
>>687707850
should add on my list, but am more looking for exercises, not a fan of "additives". Also, what do once i castrated him? (i swear its a joke, his balls are safe. but i'd love to let him slide in whenever he likes, skipping the condom)
>>687704213
Op is you want to try an actual tip, have him take a percocet before you fuck. He will get rock hard, but it will be difficult for him to cum.
I have done it quite a few times and it's always worked for me even though I don't need to take them, I just like fucking for as long and as hard as I can.
Also make him do some mother fucking kegals or something. That shit works.
Sup it's the dude
>>687708348
>Doesn't contribute
>Expects pussy
Yah, how about manboobs? Might actually enjoy them since they're bigger than hers
>>687708602
Already into doing this but im a beginner still
>>687708648
A few months, not my first but don't have a lot of experience on my hands. Problem is that my partner before her was quite a long time ago, in the meantime I gained weight, stopped excercising, started smoking, and other stuff that contributed to kill my performance so I can't really pinpoint the actual reason.
Before I had lots of energy and was able to pop up a new boner almost immediately after the first round, which was short for my tastes (3-5 mins) - but second one would last at least 15-20 mins. Could also get to third round with a little concentration.
Now it takes me massive concentration to go to second round after a decent pause.
>>687708876
dun like to be licked or anything, clit stimula is the best with vibrations. he does that fairly often (i get off being nipple-sucked and dirty-talked to)
>>687709358
and you shall recieve hidden tittos
running out of pics, too lazy for more. epic gets will not get denied *wink*
>>687709721
maybe some good advice, will let him look into
Next question;
are we pathetic for sitting next to eachother and posting on /b/?
>>687704213
Amphetamines! Fuck for hours and hours until you're both raw as fuck. SO much fun
When I'm trying to last longer I usually started solving math problems or planning a large-scale personal project. Sometimes I review information I've memorized. Or focus on music (Although, careful of your music selection. I was listening to Mozart's Requiem when I ended up fucking the other day and I spent most of the time trying not to laugh). Anything to distract myself from the actual sex. The best thing for lasting longer is probably just fucking much more frequently though.
>>687709981
>dun like to be licked or anything
That's too bad, absolute heaven
>>687709721
Alcohol would work as well. Pretty much any depressant should make him last longer.
>>687709981
>are we pathetic for sitting next to eachother and posting on /b/?
Nah, not more pathetic than anyone on /b/ at any given time. Now if you'd be in the beast horsefuck thread... Speaking of, you should get a dog. The dog can fuck you into oblivion and then he can have his way in your spunked pussy. You like it, he likes it, the dog likes it. Everybody is happy.
Problem solved by zoo sex, yet again!
>>687710162
i let him do it since i enjoy the puppy eyes i get
>>687709940
muh moobs
>>687710121
>math
>he is into that
how to get distracted when he got only three thrusts time to?
>>687710036
im pretty "upper", on weed i get more hyper. amphe doesnt do much for me, might help him tho
>>687710473
>dog
>reminded of my dead rottie
nuh thanks, i luv muh doggos too much for that crap
>>687709940
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WEBM??
>>687710677
>how to get distracted when he got only three thrusts time to?
Zing!
>>687710473
also i might add, doggos got small wieners compared to husbando. Cat compete with the hair tho
OK, here is my revised advice.
>>687709940
Wear a Bane mask during sex. Talk like Bane.
>>687710677
Say "You're a big guy" throughout the sex. He should respond "For you" and last about 4 times longer.
>>687710875
cant*
also he does not leave hair on my clothing, another reason to stick to hoomans
play cock hero or fap hero if you like hentai
>>687710991
heh'd
3 mins sex should be worth the webm, no? cmon convert it allready
>>687704213
maybe he's just sick of looking at you and wants to get it over with so he can go back to watching ESPN
>>687711174
wat. Not OP but I need to look that up
>>687704213
Leave him for a Chad
>>687710875
>doggos got small wieners compared to husbando.
Fair enough.
>>687711174
>hentai
yes! but whatthehhhhh is that?
>>687711222
first to checksum
pls post my webm already :'c
>>687711436
>yes! but whatthehhhhh is that?
Eh, just tentacles and stuff. Nothing out of the ordinary here
>>687711370
i've seen enough zoophilia to judge mkay?
strange enough that this veiny abominations got me wet
>>687710121
That's a shortcut not a solution. Also makes sex extremely boring
>>687710473
I'd rather go back to masterbate alone to my loli hentai 3 times a day rather than sticking my dick in dog cum. Heh.
>>687710991
I actually sometimes talk like the latest Wolfenstein's main chara to her. Reminds her of glorious nazi robots.
>>687711222
Dubs dubs trips yay
>>687711174
Fucking based
>>687711609
post pic of clit with paperclip on top, but still folded
>>687711560
what no, i just looked it up and saw some normie stuff, can you link me the tentacles? especially i am into extraterrestrial, dun know about him
>>687711775
whoohoo i can see myself on /b/ sucking cock! not bad, not bad at all!
>>687704213
Get anything desensitizing, he'll be lucky if he cums at all
>>687711775
fucking disgusting
>>687711952
Doesn't work much with me, but makes for some glorious faps.
>>687711609
>i've seen enough zoophilia to judge mkay?
Neat, and unexpected.
>strange enough that this veiny abominations got me wet
Freaking hawt as well, I may add. You're a furry too or you just like kinky zoo stuffs?
>>687711436
It's like Guitar Hero but you stroke to the beat
>>687711775
Nice webm! Now fuck her!
>>687711849
>can you link me the tentacles? especially i am into extraterrestrial,
Hmm, not right now no. I only fap at the anthro animal, furry variety. That's usually not involving any humans at all. I have enough (well, can never have enough) furry hentai but almost no human stuff in general
>>687712092
fuck off and take your zoophilia with you
>>687711828
i swear its a paperclip, just a very fancy one
>>687712259
i dont mind, give us 45 sec
>>687712184
not bad, not bad at all! will it work if I stroke him?
>>687710425
Never tried drunk fucking, I like to keep my mind straight. Weed works well too.
>>687712560
ok sex done
>>687711775
Rolling For this
>>687712560
>fuck off and take your zoophilia with you
Nah I'm good
>>687712560
>just a very fancy one
Not a very fancy pussy tho
>>687712560
Well you can try. Some Cock/Fap Heroes are very long and you can only cum at the end. It's a challenge. If you guys like hentai Fap Heroes are extremely hard.
She farted in my face ew
>>687712783
But very fun to play with, i guarantee
>>687712745
got no comeback, welp then stay?
>>687712698
rowwlling for what?
>>687712783
its beaten, what do you expect from a succubus?
i might add that i am too lazy for shaving,
takes up my precious gaming time
>>687712877
dubs dont lie
but actually, i farted in my hand and then forced you to smell it. it was just yesterday, how could you forgett?!
>>687712877
>But very fun to play with, i guarantee
She doesn't even like being eaten out, not my kind of fun. But eh, whatever boats your goat
>>687708331
Icy hot is tiger balm for white people
lets see some anal
>>687713007
true that, i dont like it since i dont feel much once slippery wet. i like the looks and i like the most; hard, long, pounding with that rock hard boy he hides in his pantso
>>687713132
i can ask, we have one ready?
>>687712987
>got no comeback, welp then stay?
Why should I want to comeback with anything? You don't like it, then that's fine and the end of it. Doesn't mean I only like zoostuff, I've written many other posts in this thread as well.
>>687713122
learn something new everyday!
>>687713270
you got me wrong, but dont worry, i was just being a dick
>>687708331
Cock ring of correct size traps blood inside penis, so even if he orgasms it stays hard,
2 drawbacks for him tho if worn improperly it can cause retrograde ejaculation into his bladder, and if worn too long can cause death of nerves due to poor bloodflow
>>687713132
We have a video of that but it's so good you really need to deserve it, don't feel like posting that gem so easily
Anyways, no one here with actual reply on what I wrote in >>687709940 ?
>>687713501
he stays hard after cumming a good ammount of time
>retrograde ejaculation
OUUUH OUHHH OUHHHH NO STAHP
>>687713815
i might add, i am too paranoid to cont. fucking with a full condom, and changing into a fresh one for another 3 minutes without him orgasming just isnt worth it
sharpy in pooper
>>687714425
took you nearly 100 replys to post that one?
is poking a sharpie into my butt for this thread really worth it? we are getting tired
>>687714589
>we are getting tired
we already are tired
>>687714682
ok then let this bread die allready, no anal for you
>>687714589
just do it
>>687714589
I don't know, can you maybe just show a close-up of your soles, with the timestamp on your face?
>>687714840
eh, no big deal. You can't tease /b/ forever, no matter how good your assfuck game may be.
Works on /b/ only for traps.
>>687706738
>don't project your shitty fetish on me
This is good. I like this girl.
>>687715120
>traps
welcome to the new /b/
>>687714905
>>687714853
how about a q-tip?
>>687715591
>welcome to the new /b/
It really is sad what /b/ has become.
>>687715493
>This is good. I like this girl.
Yes! All these fucking cuck and chastity garbage going on around here, can't stand it.
>>687715591
>how about a q-tip?
Very nice!
>>687715591
>how about a q-tip?
A q-tip in your feet?
...
Sure, just hold it between your toes or something.
>>687715787
It's like 90% trap and porn, facebook fap, etc.
Fucking pathetic and disgusting.
>>687715591
ty u for delivering
>>687706738
Your bf might be gay, no jokes
>>687715946
Yeah, and this thread has some real _grill_ OC, a fine piece of grill I might add not some fatfuck, and there's nobody in here.
It's hopeless
>>687716171
>Your bf might be gay, no jokes
I don't get that, wouldn't he not cum at all or very late if that's the case? At least I can't cum "to get over it" or anything like that
>>687705254
kek
>>687715591
Let's see your ass I doubt you are that attractive. the guy doesnt even faggot
>>687716026
do you really feel accomplished with just a tiny q-tip? /b/ really has fallen low
>>687716279
>>687716171
was wondering the same
>>687716323
we kek'd hard too since we made, just today, some seriously spicy pepper oil
and now we wait to smear it on his wiener
>>687716171
gay and into cute lolis!
>>687714840
POST THIS SHIT
Advice in exchange; try a doctor, antidepressants can stop that premature shit
>>687704213
Have him jerk off an hour before sex.
Use a cock ring
Use condoms
When he gets close have him pull out, then give you oral until he isn't close anymore.
>>687712560
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING HOLY SHIT GROSS
>>687716537
i wont argue with you, i aint that attractive. enough to hold some fine piece of basement-dweller tho. before you ask, i like him because he doesnt mind my gaming addiction and some other perks. did i mention the gigantic cock?
>>687708480
this
>>687716582
>and now we wait to smear it on his wiener
That's gonna hurt as fuck. Both of you. Once I made some chilly oil, didn't even get much on my fingers or anything. The gf got frisky and we ended up in bed. I was fingering her a lil and she said that it becomes warm, then a few seconds later her pussy was on fire. It was not pleasurable at all she said. Well, in the beginning it was but then it got too furious.
Take care with anything spicy
>>687716830
To bad it's worthless
>>687716774
>then give you oral until he isn't close anymore.
She doesn't really enjoy that tho
>>687716780
The ass pic is better I think
>>687717010
Oh.. okay well he can use a vibrator on her.
>>687716830
>did i mention the gigantic cock?
The gigantic cock pleasuring you for a few seconds. That's the catch.
>>687716830
post better ass pic
>>687716192
It's like all these 12 year old transgender tumblrina femiboy cuckold horse fuckers of this generation took over /b/. I don't even understand why, but it's like 50 threads of the same 5 shitty things every single day.
That is to say, such as:
>MUH FACEBOOK FAP XDDDDD LELELE TROLOLO
>MUH BOYPUSSI LELELE IM SO GAY LIKE UH MY GOSH HA TRAPS PLS
>G-GUYS LIKE UH GIRLS YOU KNOW YA PLS FAP TO MY GIRLFRIEND HAHA IM SUCH A CUCK
>COCKRATE THREAD ANYONE? RATE MY JUICY COCK BUT IM TOTALLY NOT GAY LMAO
You can't
>>687716192
>>687715493
Appreciate
>>687716171
Kek
>>687716760
Antidepressants are proven working but are hardcore shit, I will not take that. Most doctors unless you're lucky will just tell you off with that exact same recommendation.
>>687717167
Cumming times can get better with time. Cock sizes cannot. Ba dum tsss
>>687716760
google 123 secs got us the same, why should i let him take that orthodox shit if he isnt depressive?
>>687716780
ty
>>687716916
nuh why
>>687716962
i can relate to that, ate a tiny piece of a pepper about 50k USC and i dont want that in my vaggo
>>687716963
ba dum tsss
>>687717010
im more into giving oral than recieving
>>687717139
he does
>>687717167
ok stahp pls im about to cry
>>687717216
heh
>>687717304
didnt expect that comeback from him....
>>687717304
If you think his is giangantic you'd drool over mine, where are you from?
>>687717304
weow if his cock is big that must make mine huge :3 this thread made me feel good
>>687704213
i love that i have experience, all thanks to sex toys, no premat for me. happy gf :)
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11705
>>687717487
>>687717537
i had bigger, wont lie. its the feelings that are huge mhmkay?
(also, i know he hides another good 3 cm in his belly)
>>687717625
nice affiliate. i asked him just yesterday if i should get him a masturbator for even harder wanking. he preferes it gently, i get sometimes carried away and fap harder but meh, time will tell if it works.
>>687717216
I agree to all of that! Let's not forget all of
>WUT IS DIS ON MUHH DICK?!
>PICS YOU SHOULDNT SHARE BUT NAO DO ANYWAY, DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERWEBS
>PICS YOU SAVED FROM OTHER ANONS LEL
>COCKED! I WILL _COCK_ YOUR PIC SO YOU CAN LOOK AT MUH NO HOMO COCK!
And more. It's just so fucking cancerous. I would leave but it's the odd good thread keeping me here, in between all that ass cancer
>>687717250
/thread
>>687717537
>>687717487
Its not about the length alone, it's about the length shape and curve related to her pussy anatomy :)
Also this >>687717845
Tbh i consider myself slightly more than average and a bit thick, nothing more
>>687717625
Nice marketing bitch
>>687717845
Noting wrong with letting him watch
>>687717439
>>687717304
Because if you're on a low dosage there are no effects other than that? They prescribe some specifically for that.
Now, post that shit.
>>687718275
wont cuck my husbando for your filthy nigger cock
threesome might be okay-ish
>>687718364
since this is none of my really stressfull orthodox med discussion threads i wont go into detail but bruh are you serious?! putting stuff that alters your mind, even in tiny dosages into your body....like, cmon. do you even care?
not letting my husbando giving out that anal webm for that crap
>>687711775
damn.... he must like dry blow jobs.... fucking vile as fuck dude....
>>687704213
Fuck him more and get him to work out. Fitness sometimes correlates with how long you can last/how long you can go for, so get him to start running and fuck him more so he gets used to it/gets more training.
>>687718364
this is like having fibroids and getting the pill from the doc to get rid of the symptoms of irregular menstruation
>>687717304
Cumming times can get better with time. Know that for a fact do you?
Shoes on head since your doing requests anyway?
>>687717304
>Cumming times can get better with time. Cock sizes cannot. Ba dum tsss
Did work great until now. My cock may be a little smaller but I can make my girl cum multiple times just by fucking in all kinds of positions. I'll rather have a cock like that and she sure as hell does as well.
But I'm a little weird in the other extreme, like I need at least 30-45 minutes of hard sex to cum. Sometimes I have to finish myself off when she can't take it anymore. So sucks as well, but different. I sometimes have to finish myself off when she can't take it anymore. But I can always make her entirely happy and thoroughly fucked, and that makes me very happy as well.
>>687718009
You're right. That's literally the only positive, that occasional ONE thread that's just fucking slightly acceptable.
And the problem is, it's 4chan. That thread won't last long. I'm used to 4 times 2 chan, but it's gotten colossal shit lately. Not that it's inherently worse than here at this point, but you get my point.
Shiggy diggy, maybe we should make an IRC safe haven for those of us that are still human.
>>687718665
>putting stuff that alters your mind, even in tiny dosages into your body
Smokes weed. Are you serial? Weed alters your mind a lot, and that sure doesn't look like small dosages either.
I don't mind tho, I smoke weed since 17 years or something.
>>687718665
Has anyone said beer? Seriously, four five beers and he'll be going for a while. I've had times where she could keep going and I could cum cause I was buzzed.
>>687719446
Couldn't*
>>687718364
They make you last longer by killing your libido and making your cock softer. Dudes on hardcore dosage for actual depression treatment get into erectile disfunction and have massive problems keeping sexual energy as far as I know.
Not my type of shit.
>>687718696
I do
>>687718748
This is what I tell her, I'm now 100% basement dwelling but before I used to do rowing 2-4 times a week, still had some belly and manboobs but felt like a fucking Volvo truck every day.
>>687718275
Next pic will be my grandpa's rifle instead of her butt if you keep hitting on her :3
>>687718878
They got insanely worse within around 2 years. By logic this also means they can get better again. Hah.
>>687718911
Yup I get you, would hate going to one extreme to the other. My ideal would be getting in the in-between + being able again to shoot like a machine gun
>>687704213
I used to last fifteen minutes, but after getting close to cumming, waiting an hour and smoking weed. I last 40 minutes usually. You can try a cock pump to desensitize it a bit. Just give him a little bit before jumping on it. Plus he might feel more confident seeing his cock bigger and might pound you harder.
>>687718696
he has a foreskin, you cutfag
>>687718880
why the hell not
>>687718911
she is faking it
>>687719034
i want to get into italian or russian chan but dont speak neither of those languages
>>687719393
>does not smoke weed anymore for a reason
>>687719669
>>687719669
aaah yes, the cock pump, very good idea!
>>687719034
>Shiggy diggy, maybe we should make an IRC safe haven for those of us that are still human.
It's too late. That would only get trolled by all the edgy memesters which have overrun this place. Nah man, I think it's fucked up beyond recognition. I'm here for over a decade now, and there's no way we're gonna make this place great again. Nuh-uh. It's sad, but it's over.
>>687719669
he doesnt like the cock pump idea, quick make it nice for him i want that nao :'c
>>687719958
If we sneakily make one, p-perhaps we can have enough mods to negate inherent cancer. Eh? Thoughts?
>>687719872
OP, you are my heroin. Thank you based anon. double points for husbando with shoe.
>>687704213
Question - is his early due to over stimulus (for instance does he last longer if you guys just have sex vs a blowjob into sex or does he just last longer with getting head)?
A low dose of potassium nitrate might be called for...
Also I would rate your post a perfect 5/7
>>687720108
i'd like that. maybe.
>>687720282
I TOLD HIM RIGHT AFTER TAKING MY PIC HE IS A LAZY FUCK
>>687720282
Okay let's do this, my or her shoe?
>>687720419
take pov shot showing legs and thighs
>>687719872
>she is faking it
She's not. Of course she helps with fingers on clit and everything since she loves it that way. But she has no problems at all cumming multiple times, she does it when masturbating as well.
I'm with that grill since 10 years, and she's way way kinkier and freakier than me. I can assure you she's having her way. But have fun with your shiny dick you can't touch
>>687704213
https://www.promescent.com/about-promescent/desensitizing-spray-desensitizing-cream
Thank me l8r kids
>>687719872
fun fact: I'm uncut too, even with the forskin I prefer it to be wet.... it feels like fucking sandpaper when shes got cottonmouth...
>>687720373
>5/7
got that :3
>>687720479
your stinky one
>>687720373
cant awsner, he will surely soon in a much more intellecutal manner than i ever could(so proud of him)
>>687720479
same shoe please anon.
>>687720419
ayy paste bin dot com slash QDGrd8uN
>implying links
>>687704213
if the guy has driven you to the point where you have to find help on the fagg forums of 4chan you should just find a real man not a man-child
>>687720719
why not his?
size 37 vs 47
>>687720785
am i clicking that?
>>687720804
i chose him for a reason k
>>687720108
>Eh? Thoughts?
I'd actually be in. As a NEET I have a lot of time on my hands for shit like that. Thing is we'd need a nice amount of people for it to work out well, and with more people comes more trap cancer. But yeah, I'd be in
>>687720979
Technically, you're not clicking it. Fucking took me so many attempts to post that shit. Fuck.
>>687721004
See above. And hurry about it.
>>687721067
>paste bin dot com slash QDGrd8uN
true that
>>687720108
>negate inherent cancer. Eh? Thoughts?
Thing is, what is cancer? For everyone on this board cancer means a different thing for everybody on this board. When we get rid of all the cancer there's be nothing left.
We'll need to agree on what is cancerous and what isn't. The trap and boipussy and all that can fuck right off
>>687720979
No particular reason. If he has a big ass boot, that would be pretty sweet.
>>687712560
wow that is truly vile shave your cunt for fucks sake have some dignity if you have any left you skank
>>687721249
While I understand there is an inherent ambiguity based on relative nature, there's still a fine line between that and absolute shit.
>>687720979
>>687721004
>>687721248
When will you fuckers get here? That link's gonna expire soon.
>>687720684
>in a much more intellecutal manner than i ever could(so proud of him)
Amagad this is cringe
>>687704213
5/7 here - Another thing you can try is copulating to music and have him focus on the rhythm of the (to take his mind of of it) and to guide thrusting. After time this will further increase his saying power and will no longer be a needed tool.
>>687721454
>When will you fuckers get here? That link's gonna expire soon.
I got it. But I'll need to set up a different IRC client somewhere first
>>687721248
>>687720785
has this something to do with the iirc? got 0 exp with that will figure out
>>687721320
can't, none left
>>687721527
true, dont mind
>>687721578
appreciated
>>687721674
Yes. If you have to research what I put in there real quick, do so. I'll expect to see you soon....ish..
>>687721674
respect no dignity = no limits nooooice
Posting more pics?
>>687706738
It isn't physiollogical. He lasted longer cause he liked anal more. So, maybe he doesn't like your pussy. Or else hes cheating on you with a girl that likes anal
Where are the sexy porns
>>687709940
nice tits they're bigger than your gfs
>>687711351
I'm a Chad.
>>687720373
For me it feels definitely like over-stimulus.
With blowjobs I can last quite a bit and actually need her to go pretty rough in the end to make me cum.
Anal no condom feels extremely stimulating but I was able to last much longer than normal (but it's also pretty slow)
With condom + vagoo, as soon as I insert it feels like i went from 0 to 95% of the cum build-up in half a second. Really fucking weird. And orgasms this way are so low in power that I barely feel anything when I cum like that
Potassium nitrate? Interesting, first time I get this recommended. What does it exactly do?
>>687720804
Fun fact, we're actually posting here mostly for the giggles. I actually know that getting fit again will solve it since I'm 99% sure that becoming unfit is what caused it.
>>687720719
Mkay
>>687722330
She likes anal, and I like her pussy. Also you usually last less in stuff you really like when you're over-excited.
>>687722552
Shhh she gets really mad when I tell her that
>>687709940
dude, unless someone has aid this already the solution is simple.
It's like a muscle isnt it. Jerk of or better still put your dick in her pussy till just before you come, then stop, calm down again and repeat as many times as you can or until you come or get bored.
how do you get good at anything?
practice motherfucker.
>>687720979
Cant find a boot? I recommend a proximity search and use the first available shoe.
>>687722809
/thread
>>687722762
Aw shit forgot the pic
>>687709940
I don't think any of that contributes to your performance I have an uncle that I get drunk and do drugs with regularly and he looks like a fucken cow but he gets the pussy and god damnit does he make them yell so there's something else that your hiding
>>687722987
you hairy waste of testosterone, cunt!
>>687722987
jesus christ you are one hairy mother fucker
>>687722987
You look like you'd enjoy coke a lot
>>687704213
I'll save everyone time from reading your shit. OP is a fucking moron who doesn't know anything, and she cannot spell. Every time something is mentioned she asks what it is.
>>687719872
Why the fuck wouldn't he? I lined doing it for special occasions to give her an EXTRA THICK pounding. I have never seen bodily fluids created in excess on any scale as much as doing this. Pro tip: use a condom before going in the tube to have less redness. He should at least try it before turning it down. Experiment now, it's the best time.
>>687722987
Sharpie in pooper
>>687722987
Anons you have made my night. I wish you many lucks with your consensual heterosexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation.
>>687722987
>hairy anon
>>687722987
you greasy mother fucker nobody asked more pictures of you. Your girfrield is already sucking other dicks just accept the cuck lifestyle.
>>687723351
I... Don't think you would enjoy seeing that.
>>687723244
>>687723207
>>687723575
Hair is for real men
>>687723293
Oh well sounds cool I guess.
>>687723275
Never tried it but I enjoy mdma
>>687723491
one more pic of your petite gf before you leave cuck head
>>687723821
PFFFF she is 10 times greasier than me, I haven't washed in 3 days and her for a whole week.
>>687723861
Why not, gimme some time
>>687722762
5/7 - From what I am hearing this is sounding more like a physiological situation than anything else. Potassium Nitrate will lower your libido which will en-turn cause you to be less physiologically stimulated.
Another though - do you get enough sleep?
Tell him to stop thinking about dudes while you suck him off?
>>687722330
i fucking love anal.
>>687722552
we told you
>Shhh she gets really mad when I tell her that
NOT. TRUE.
>>687723291
i dont care about spelling duh
>>687723491
NO.PROCREATIO.EVER.
but sleep well
>>687722330
i wanna see his lazy ass get another grill :)
>>687723830
yea hair is for real men but you hair looks like your just a lazy ass bum I mean I have chest hairs too but I cut shave them to a certain height your just one of those stoner cucks that likes to be messy
>>687724000
ty /b/ro you might be a hairy nasty cuck but your a cool hairy nasty cuck much love cuck boy
>>687723861
Dis is mai waifu...
I think you want >>687722987's waifu
>>687704213
Punch him in the balls when he's about to come.
>>687724366
that would be correct kek
>>687722987
either take a controlled amount of testosterone for a limited time or change your shitty genes.
good side
>wont go bald
>wont be that hairy
>normal sexuality
bad
>normal libido
>less rage felt
profit??
>>687724000
trips dont lie, i really didnt wash for a week, too busy with videya
>>687724017
i keep him up since i get horny at nights, oops!
>>687724178
i like his hair, his ex wants his back waxed but i dont. end of discussion.
>>687724366
no, he wants yours.
>>687724777
see. also nice get.
>>687724562
will do
>>687711775
It's quite the challenge to focus on solving the problems while simultaneously pretending to be into it. But fucking more frequently to desensitize him is a valid solution.
for fucks sake just send one pic of your sad little cuck in her so we can all fuck off
>>687724950
forgot loosing manboobs, you will reman bro!
Nobody gave a reasonable solution yet..
Dear Anon couple ( Dude mainly)
Do a crap ton a Kegals per day. I'm talking about 300 or so. After every 19 flexes, hold 20 as tight as you can for about 30 seconds. You will feel your muscles sore up around your taint ( the area between your balls n ass ).
This technique will give you power in your prostate to hold back jizm. After about 2 months with a lot of work and practice, when you feel that you're about to blow a load, cross your legs and do a really strong kegal until the sensation subsides. Only downfall is that you will probably go flaccid afterwards which leads to the next portion.
Diet: Take L-Arginine, Gingko Biloba, Protein Shakes, do some exercise to get overall blood flowing and will stimulate testosterone levels.
Cock exercises: Google Jelqs and Cock stretches you'll find plenty of articles to improve penile health and have overall control of your sex life. There's a popular forum called Thundersplace which has tons of nice reads for this kind of stuff..
Lastly, none of this will be overnight. But with due diligence and patience and practice you'll get there. Edging techniques, breathing, and slight meditation will convince your nervous system (Brain) that it's not time to jizz yet and sooner than you expect you'll be nearly porn star level within several months..
I say this from personal experience. Farewell!
>>687725058
his ex wants his back waxed? wait what
>>687725291
based! we got l-argenine and gingko at home anyways, i will drill his ass into doing this.
>>687725400
iirc, he told me he would like his back waxed. after asking why he let me know that his ex was not into the hair.
>>687725689
post pics slut nobody cars
>>687725291
nobody is actually here to help him we're just here for this pathetic cunts gf what the fuck did you think this was? a help forum? pshhh
>>687709940
wtf are you on risperdal?
>>687704213
Hi op. What usually does the trick for me when my gf blows me and i nut in her mouth then focus on making her cum alot. by the time im done making her cum like idk 20 times my dick gets kinda numb from cumming before. usually can last a good 15 mins.
Question tho, how hard is it for you to cum?
i can make my gf cum in about a minute. she has a super sensitive clit and a shallow pussy.
bless me i guess? lol
>>687725920
>>687725689
i don't think you understood what i meant.... just go back and look at your previous comment
>>687724178
Yup. This is what I dig. This is what she digs. My previous gfs and dates didn't so I waxed and trimmed a bit but thank god I'm with a lazy-ass motherfucker like me now.
>>687724320
I'm not a cuck, I just enjoy letting you masterbate to her bad quality pictures while I actually get a sniff of her pussy every morning :3
>>687725291
I have pretty decent muscles in that area, can easily make my dick hard enough to break walls that way but I don't do kegels constantly and true, I'm not yet able to do that.
Good advise anyway, thanks mate. I already got arginine, gingko and a few other things since I already read that they help a lot. I use them whenever I can and they do actually make a bit of a difference but I feel that it will be much more marked when I go back into fitness.
Also did 2 years of yoga and have good breathing technique, although I've been ditching regular excercise for quite a while. Good that you reminded me.
>>687704213
OP No joke try cialis.
you can get it from your doctor by just mentioning you have issues. im sure he doesnt have ED but the extra hardness and the ability to go multiple rounds helps a ton
>>687726334
mad no horny yes
>>687725920
we came for the keks but got quite some inspiration on how to approach this problem and you faggot is just being salty
>>687725994
>cumming 20 times
good luck with that, you catched some expierenced actor
>>687726501
dun care
>>687726776
off by one, serves you just right
>>687726603
>asks question
>doesn't care about only real solution
>>687724950
>>687725163
post more, i may just pass it off...
>>687726603
ahhhhh by the looks of it no I'm not very jealous ummm you have fun but no just no
>>687726603
and this people is why we have diseases
You're a cuck just give us your location so one of us can come give her a real dick. Not sure how good 1 week old pussy smells in the morning but ok. I'd make that slut shower before getting in bed with me
>>687727521
dude no that shit looks nasty and ive seen 16 yr olds with bigger tits than her
>>687727521
he tries to make me shower,i swear. I'll wash my stinky puss for him tho. (only after eating all the cream myself)
>>687727511
most paranoid person in that term but ok
>>687727728
listen to this anon, i wouldnt stick a wiener into myself either
>>687726603
Make the vid of fucking? This shit is hot.
>>687724366
Aren't you the anon from the trap debate who is a trap?
>>687727521
We're from Eromanga, Australia
>>687727217
>>687727728
Asses over tits pal. Her pussy now after a week unwashed is starting to smell like rotting parmisan cheese, but i still like her since she's the only grill i ever met to be a match to me in Quake 3
>>687727874
yea I would get paranoid if I found out that the person that I'm about to fuck hasn't showered in a week that's just nasty bro that's next level type of kinky shit and its not the good kind either
>>687728230
Oh my.. Oh my god
>>687728230
>>687728015
No. I was supposed to leave this thread, but its Friday night and I am the cancer that is killing /b/
too lazy to google the hex of the nuking, so i'll let the irc die. was fun (in case you read it) and good luck. if im ment to be into that, i'll stumble over it soon
>>687723830
>Never tried it but I enjoy mdma
Yes! Then you didn't miss anything with coke at all, not worth it
more pics you cuck>>687728230
>>687728230
I love that smell. Turns me on somthing awful. Any chance for a fucking webm?
>>687729528
Is that you, you fucking autist bitch?
>>687729042
Nah like. It's literally the hex. That's the chan.
I just dropped it in pbin because why not.
>>687704213
well it was fun but this shit got too gweasy
>>687729881
What did you just fucking say to me?
>>687729921
just.fuckin.post.it
>>687730249
>>687729042
pastebin DOT com SLASH HL2Qj3i7
It ain't a puzzle.
>>687730583
Yes it is what the fuck is that.
>>687730969
One is the network, one is the channel. Holy fucking shit. What don't you get?
>>687731163
EVER HEARD OF IMGUR FAGGOT? OR JUST UPLOAD THE PICS HERE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
>>687731322
>mfw the tech incompetent OP girl managed to get in, and you didn't
>>687731625
ba dum tsss
