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ITT we share our body insecurities. Crooked, gummy smile.

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ITT we share our body insecurities.

Crooked, gummy smile.
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My retarded feet
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>>687689078
Yeah I'd be insecure about that too. It's pretty bad.
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>>687689078
Oh shit is that you? I'm sorry anon...
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Short
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>>687689728
>>687689831

Right in the confidence.

What's worse, the gummyness or the crookedness?
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>>687690146
how short are you?
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>>687690587
Gummyness
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>>687690587
you got no upper lip
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>>687690587
>gummyness


Looks like a horse mouth tbh
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>>687689078
>pudgy stomach/fat handles
>gyno boobs
>upper face temple is too big
>stretchmarks on butt cheeks
>big eyes
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>>687689078
You look like nemisis from Resident Evil 3, but with even worse teeth
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skinny/lean, borderline anorexic, but trying to eat & exercise more
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>>687690715
5'5 and think about suicide daily
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i'm fucking skinny as fuck! like, skinniest dude I know. I also have a baby face. everyone assumes I'm like 16 or something but I'm actually 22. it honestly impacts my life. feels bad man.
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>>687689078
>shoulders too narrow
>hips too wide
>spine not long enough
>small head
>manly legs but feminine arms
>lack of body hair
b-but at least I got a nice smile..
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mister skeletal
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>gyno
>acne scars
>short
>a little skinny fat
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>>687691422
I'm 18 and am commonly mistaken for a 14y/o. I honestly want to kill myself every single day. I feel like as a result of my baby face and small body frame, my perceptions of reality are horrible warped to the point of no return. I judge everyone harshly and blame myself for everything. Having relationships is impossible as nobody takes me seriously. Finding a job is impossible as nobody takes me seriously. And all this time I'm told to be grateful for my youthful looks. Well, I don't have the patience to wait until I'm 50 to be happy with myself. I'll be lucky if I make it to 21 in all honesty
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They definitely look less bad when I'm not laughing out loud like in the first picture. Still amazes me that I have never noticed this huge facial flaw.
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My moles, like a big one on the side of my face, as well as a red thing on my nose
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>>687692065
That's still fucking disgusting, please stop posting. Fuck, you made me lose my appetite.
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Also, post pictures you fucking cowards.
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>>687691965

I posted this >>687691422
I feel like we have a lot in common. i feel like people dont take me seriously either. if you wanna talk, maybe we can swap emails or something?
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>>687689078
My teeth are worse. Gaps EVERYWHERE.
Too damn sharp too.
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>>687692323
Bout to book a meeting with a dentist, maybe I can get this shit semi-sorted out. Probably no solution for the gums though.
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>>687692489
Post pics pls
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>>687692430
It would be nice to talk to someone. I'd post my email but my full name is in it. would you be cool with posting yours?
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>>687692931
Can't. No Camera. Besides, its disgusting.
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>>687690587
Gay guy here - it's not TERRIBLE op. It's a goofy looking mouth/smile - but it could actually be cute and endearing depending on the rest of your face, body, and personality,
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6'1" 260lb and an average dick.
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My teeth are pretty bad.
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my dicks too big
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>>687689078
This is nothing. You're fine. Insecurity is unattractive. Laugh loud, smile often.
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>>687693478
Yeah and being a ginger doesn't help anything either.
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>>687693169
It's good that it's disgusting, that's the point of the thread. You don't have a smartphone?
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>>687693478
Watch out guys.
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>>687689078
Just don't smile. People will take you more serious anyway. Girls with gummy smiles gross me out.
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>>687693029
[email protected]

what did you mean by your perceptions of reality being warped? because I feel like I deal with that too. we can chat here or you can email me.

for everyone in this thread, this is me. honestly the only pic I feel comfortable enough sharing. i think I look skinnier irl than in the pic, but you can get an idea.
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>>687693598
My hair isn't that terrible I guess and I'm not really that pale. Most people complement my hair.
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>>687689078
flatulences and the constant urge to go to the toilte when you can't (e.g. car rides, exames, school)
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I think mi dick is thin, it has 4.9 inches of girth
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>>687693827
>>687693562
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>>687691965
you will grow in frame while being 20-24.
go and hit the gym big time if you wanna look more bulky right now
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I loathe my teeth more than anything in the world. I really hate smiling now honestly cause I feel like everyone stares at my teeth
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>>687689078
It used to be my nose but I stopped giving a fuck once I started getting laid.
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>I can't grow a beard
>little to no hair on body
>leg hair is in patches

But probably have the best smile in this thread.
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>>687693613
I do, but I'm on my computer. For some reason it's very difficult to move photos from my phone to it.
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>>687689078
can someone fix it with ps?
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>>687693478
Your teeth are fine. I cringed at your ginger though.
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>>687694090
wtf your teeth are fine dude. seriously, chill out.
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big teeth
big forehead
small chin
crooked upper jaw
5'7
big nose
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>>687693827
Gummy girls make me cringe
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The sort of scraggly nature of my beard.
I'm trying to let it grow to an appropriate kind of density so I can groom it properly.
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>>687693865
nope you arent chris right?
anyway its still okay. they are just spiky and not crooked, so no real reason to whine about them
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>>687694248

Already explained shit here. >>687693865

I actually love my hair color.
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>>687694228
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Scars on lower back, neck and leading to underarm thanks to my cancer treatment
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>>687694443
Also I have a huge fucking jewnose
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>>687694090
The weirdness (the grooves) only really shows when looking at a zoomed in photo like this. The small crookedness is not really that bad tbh. Your teeth symmetry is pretty decent.
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16cm erect benis
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>>687694443
do yourself a favor and wait for that. it wont look good on you atm. just shave that shit for now
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>>687693865
Shaggy?
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>>687694267
The front two teeth are very crooked, not apparent from a front on view
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>>687694504
Not Chris but I really hate my pegged teeth. I've wanted to get caps for a while
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>>687694443
the beard is alright I guess, but the jewnose and quasimodo eyes are just bad
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>>687694654
pretty average, anon

stop watching so much porn
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>>687694662
Sadly I suspect I have a babyface without it.
I would probably fare best with short stubble until it fills out I imagine.
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>>687694794
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>>687694555
Well you should know that girls don't love it. It creeps them out... unless you're in Ireland.
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>>687694443
You're handsome tbh. I even semi-like the beard.
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>>687694970
don't feel bad

there's a gay man out there who likes your looks
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>>687695092
Ty
The beard does need work though yea
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>>687694882
thats another option. im doing that too since a long beard looks shit on me. i have no gaps to fill though
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you are beautiful no matter what they say
[...lyrics I don't remember...]in every single way
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>>687695048
If anything, I'm a day walker. I dont have many freckles and I'm not too pale.
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>>687694555
>I actually love my hair color.

That's fantastic. Just know that the vast majority of other people don't. When they compliment you on it it's akin to people complementing a black person on their "unique and exotic" skin color - they're being polite. They don't actually find it sexually appealing.
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>>687693849
For the sake of continuing the conversation (and while I have only a few more minutes to talk) I'll continue the conversation here, but I definitely will shoot you an email later tonight or tomorrow and talk about life and whathaveyou.

But yea, when I say my perceptions of reality are warped, I mean that the way I look at personal relationships and the way we interact with each other is just skewed. My crippling insecurities have basically manifested themselves into my psyche to the point that I'm not only heavily picking apart my own idiosyncrasies -- but everyone else's as well. I can't have a normal conversation with someone new without thinking about all the horrible personality flaws I've picked up--because, mind you, I've become pretty good at doing that. Even with my older relationships that may have lasted years, as I grow older, this only gets worse, and as a result, I've lost some pretty important friends as well as grown unhappy with my current relationships. Also, nothing makes me happy anymore, seeing as how eighteen years f being an outsider has probably taken its toll. I'll never have respect for anyone who complains that life's unfair because they're fat, or because they have body piercings, etc. because if I knew that the only way to be looked at as a normal human being was to go to a gym or remove my piercings, I'D SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT AT A TATTOO PARLOR AND JOIN A GYM ASAP BUT I CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT WHEN MY PROBLEM IS GENETICS
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>>687695293
I..i..is it you anon?
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>>687695477
Ya never know man. Some chicks might dig it.
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>>687695477
actually i really like ginger hair colour. dont be such a pessimist arse all the time. it will turn your stomach bad one day
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>>687695372
fuck outta here, tumblr
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>>687695661
Nigger

>>687695712
Double nigger
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>>687694047
I've been going to the gym for the past month and started cataloging my diet to the T. I was 119Ibs at the start of summer break (May 6th for uni students) and now I'm proud to say I'm at 131 and it's mostly muscle. Obviously I have a long way to go but I am proud of myself at least in that aspect and plan on continuing this plan. It's given me something to look forward to and dedicate my time to seeing as how I'm unemployed ;_;
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>>687689078
Got a scar on my forhead looks like a lump. Got it when I was playing hockey without helmet.

It's not very big but some people notice it.
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>>687695712
Of course you do, you inbred Irish fuck.
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Im 6 foot 10 and EVERYBODY talks about it ALL the fucking time ... feels bad man

also size 20 shoe so i cant find my size at most places
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>>687695616
No, it's me.
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>>687695859
Gay nigger
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>>687689078
>>687692065
>>687693397
>>687693478
>>687694090
>>687694747
mfw: I have always had PERFECT TEETH and receive constant complements on my smile.
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>>687695918
But how big's your dick?
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>>687695903
kek, im not the ginger faggot
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>>687695372
where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>687693478
Hi shaggy
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>>687695999
3 inches

feels bad, man
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>>687696145
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??
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>>687695999
about 8 and a half inch
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facial hair

Without it my large-ish nose stands out a lot but it doesn't cover well so I end up basically with a goatee and sideburns instead of an actual beard
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>>687689078
>19
>5'5"
>big pointy crooked Jew beak
>not even Jewish
>chubby
>quasi-eyes
>yellow teeth
>curly, almost unmanageable hair
>hairy beast
>I actually grow dark, thick hairs on my nose, I have to shave them
>slight unibrow
>slightly feminine body with a fuzzy, hypermasculine face
>I sweat way too easy
>socialanxiety.jpeg
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>>687696247
That's pretty good.
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Not really insecure about anything about my body. Maybe my babyface but a lot people will make up shit nowadays just to make fun of you anyways so it doesnt matter

>tfw was born with way worse teeth than anybody on this thread
>got braces and now my teeth are straighter than everyone in this thread

That's what you get for flexing on your teeth back in high school
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>>687696099
>colour
>arse

You're some kind of Brit fag if not Irish. Either way the inbred comment stands.
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>>687693849
>sigaint.org
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>>687695551
for sure man, I bet it'd help if we got some shit off our chests. I feel like I cant talk about this shit irl much.

I totally get where you're coming from, I deal with some of the same shit. I over analyze fucking everything. I cant have a conversation with someone without over analyzing their body language and how they're talking to me and shit.

also, like you said, I think its harder for me to get a job because of me being so skinny/young looking. I've become super self conscious lately and I wish I could just be normal. do you feel like, any time you're in public, everyone is judging you and talking about you behind your back? I can never shake that feeling..

but yeah feel free to email me anytime. maybe we can talk about some ways to get through this shit. I'd hate for you to kill yourself over something like this..
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I'm trans pre everything, enough said
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>>687696574
kill ur self
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>>687693478
Holy shit, I was going to post about my teeth being a little yellow, then I saw this. Those look like shit, man.
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>>687696478
? I like my privacy.
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>>687696633
Nah
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>>687696574
Same. Main problem is depression has caused me to literally not be able to give a single fuck about it. It kills me, yet I cannot be arsed to help myself.
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>>687696759
yah
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>>687696697
You know what privacy is, huh? Because Onion email is just muah muah privacy.
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>>687696661
I haven't brushed today so they're more yellow that usual
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My dick and the fact I'm 6'1.
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>>687696574
Just FYI. Trans suicide rates do not go down after sex change surgery. So you're pretty fucked.
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I'm overweight and lack motivation
I'm hairy literally fucking everywhere
I've had persistent acne and scars all over my back and even some acne on my ass and nothing has helped it
My forehead has creases on it like a thirty year old
My teeth and gums look like OP's

Kind of think I should just die and no one's ever gonna want me
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My face is asymmetrical, around the jaw area is what I focus on.

I'm not sure why my face is like that.
I'm not sure if I was born like that, or if it's from a childhood injury - I've had a few.
I don't take pictures of myself often, and don't have any older pictures of myself to compare.
I've been a martial artist for a while.
It seems like it could be from getting hit in the face through all the time I spent practicing martial arts.
I took a decent punch to the jaw about a month ago.
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>>687696574
I know that feel :(
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>>687697178
Regardless if that's true or not, I'm not suicidal. Thankfully.
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>>687697178
>>687696878
You too.
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>>687689078
>687689078
>>687689078
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Let's see

>longer than average wingspan
>size 13 feet
>big/round ass
>5'10"
>small dick

Thanks God, you goofy fuck.
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>>687689078
>Yellowish teeth
>Jew beak
>Pectus excavatum (look it up)
>Hnads always either sweaty and slippery, or swelled up and colder than my heart.
>Only have one testicle, one didn't descend when I was in the womb, and had to be removed to prevent it becoming as cancerous as this website
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>>687697293
That's pretty lucky statistically since over 40% of transgender people attempt suicide. Good 4 you.
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>>687697209
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I have a girly ass.
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>>687689078
cleft lip. still get laid
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>>687696510
>I feel like I cant talk about this shit irl much.
this is the first time I've ever so much as typed these thoughts let alone spoken them. I'm pretty good at hiding my pain around my friends and family so they assume I'm ok but that couldn't be further from the truth.

>do you feel like, any time you're in public, everyone is judging you and talking about you behind your back?

yea I used to feel that way but only in certain situations. for example, I'd feel that way constantly everywhere I went while in Uni and always had the recurring thought that everyone was probably wondering what a 14y/o is doing in college whenever I'd leave my room. There were times when my anxiety got so bad I wouldn't even leave the room to eat even if I was starving. But even though all this was happening, I'd feel totally fine if I walked around in the general public and would find comfort by telling myself "they probably assume you're 14, but at least you don't look out of place"

Anyways this will be my last post as I'm about to leave for a much needed drink and a smoke at my buddy's place. I'll email you soon anon, and thanks for reaching out, it felt good to say all this shit.
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>>687691422
baby faced 21yo reporting, doesn't help the sound of my voice either- I feel like a fucking child. also I'm worried my dick is too skinny, like I'm 21 but with the body of a 12yo
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>>687697098
i have no idea what you're implying, if anything.
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>>687697539
P much everyone knows what dent chest is tbh
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>>687697831
im the dude you're replying to. I also posted a picture of myself in the thread.

that sucks about your voice.. what do you do to get over your insecurities?
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The way this thread is going I feel like I'm going to get a lot of abuse, but I hope my teeth make some of you normal-mouthed people feel better about yourselves.
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>>687696285
Are you my twin.
I know your pain wayyy too much
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>>687697610
>>687697209
Pretty handsome not gonna lie
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i have a huge fear of the dentist haven't been for 20+ years
the result my teeth are shit
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>>687698033
>implying I can get over insecurities
I'm fucking dying here. my girlfriend is the love of my life and I cant Shake the notion she's be much happier with an older guy, just pick a random guy on the street and it's pretty much guaranteed he's gonna be taller, more attractive, a reasonable manly voice and a bigger dick, oh and last longer too, thats another problem I have but that could be brought on by the rest of the anxiety hey it could even be prostate cancer cos that can cause but I don't wanna go to the doctor cos honestly I wont mind if it kills me
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A little chubby, nose covered in blackheads, resting face makes me look slightly pissed
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>>687698527
Are you from the UK, by chance?
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>>687698651
also get this I have a fucking lisp also like my tongue goes in between my teeth to make S noise, imagine how hard it is talking to people when you're so acutely aware of how you sound, it hurts man I can't do it
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>>687698985
yes lol
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>>687698754
>gee anon what are you angry about
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>>687698651
well shit. I worry about the same shit with my girlfriend. every time we're out somewhere, I look around and just wonder why the fuck she would want to be with me. I mean obviously we make our gfs happy but idk.

I gave another dude in the thread the same offer, so if you'd like to chat sometime, you can email me at [email protected]

maybe we can figure some shit out together.
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>>687698417
That's surprisingly nice to hear. Thanks.
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>>687699370
that picture, kek
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>>687694131
>>I can't grow a beard
I just didn't shave for more than 3 years and enjoy the benefit of not having to trim or shave.
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Dick Is just waaaay too fucking big,it makes me real insecure the way women all stare at it and try to rub it
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>>687700283
oh fuck off you nibblet
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>>687699493
yeah dude you're good don't worry there's so much worse out there
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>>687699370
>>687698754
>resting face makes me look slightly pissed
I found out that was more common than I first thought.
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>>687689078
My hair is too fine and looks thin, the end of my nose is way too big, my butt is too big, and my little toes look like beluga whales.
We could get into internal insecurities, but I don't have all year.
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>>687699142
ur fukt m8 swear on me mum
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>>687692489
>(You
>>687692931
>>687693169
>>687693613

Pictures will be posted shortly.
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>>687699493
you remind me sort of like a master of a martial art that doesn't show it much, but will kick your ass in a split second

also you look pretty good
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>>687700741
swear on ya mom lol stfu faggot
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>>687693478
The pubes on your chin are pretty bad.
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>>687699459
I appreciate that man, I will do
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>>687693865
>Most people complement my hair.
>complement

>Being so retarded that you can't spell.
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>>687700993
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>>687689078
my voice, I have a bad stoner-like voice even though I'm not a stoner
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>>687689078
the tooth you have crooked is missing for me. i have a gap in there. also my hair is thinning out a bit. 26 yo here
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basically struggling with being so beta in ways I can't change
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>>687700873
Here's my ugly mug.
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>>687694443
Dude, you look fucking amazing
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>>687694443
the stare is a bit awkward but else its ok
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I constantly worry I'll never get a wife/gf and think about suicide daily. I'm not even bad looking. I just have a horrible family history of depression and anxiety.

Pic related. I'm working with this and still can't get a gf.
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>>687694443
You look pretty good my man.
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My vagina is wide as hell, can fit a fist in there along with atleast a carrot.

One of the reasons i'm afraid of dating.
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>>687701951
Post your face.
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>>687701951
Walk around shirtless.
Problem solved.
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>>687701951
every single time someone posts this picture I get an intense anger that radiates from deep within

fuck you
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>>687701951
You just need to give it time. Go out, go mingle with people. Be kind, and girls or guys will come to you.
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>>687702006
Just find someone who's into fisting. They should love you for more than your freakish vagina <3
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>>687702006
do some kegels and find a guy who is into sloppy fittings
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>>687702006
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>>687689078
self harm scars
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>>687701951
very aesthetic brah i think you're just in your own head a bit, maybe try having a drink or two everytime you leave your house, if you get used to not giving a fuck, it will transfer to when you're sober, trust me.
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>>687702041

I'd rather not post my face after posting a semi-dick pic and talking about my suicidal thoughts. Just don't want anyone to recognize me here. But I can assure you my face isn't bad. It's probably 1 6/10. I have a few moles which I'm pretty self conscious about, but I have a nice jawline and hairline.
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>>687702006
Things will probably be fine if you don't fuck on the first date.
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>>687701951
Nice dick, moar?
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>>687701951
No homo, but you're in great shape! If my fat, slobby ass can get a gf you can too, easy.
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>>687702111

Why so mad brah? I need to go somewhere to fuel my ego and show off my gains. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't have to send these pics to /b/...
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I am the literal definition of perfection, I am the golden God!
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Wish I had thinner lips
>and not born arab
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>>687695477
everyone likes something different. you could say no one likes fat chicks (cause honestly, who could?) but someone fucks em.
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>>687702530
stop skipping legs
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>>687702530
fuck off john
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>>687695048
kek how hard do you rage when you see a ginger with a g/f and no one will ever touch your dick?
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>>687702438

> 21 and never had a girlfriend
> My last fuckbuddy just randomly stopped responding to my texts
> I want to believe, but it feels too bad man

>>687702423
There you go fag
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>>687691149
What's wrong with big eyes?
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>>687695477
It's fun to lie.
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>>687702918
I-i can be your girlfriend, anon
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>>687689078
My feet, my fish-syndrome lips, my big ears, and my 4'11 height.
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>>687702596
Thin lips feel horrible to kiss.. /Shudder.
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>>687702304
Okay, that's understandable. What color hair/eyes?
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>>687695477
Idk man girls seem to love my hair :^)
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>>687696381
'Pretty good' anything above that will not properly work
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I have one testical :/
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>>687703021

I have very low standards. Just be a girl and not fat/black.
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>>687689556
keked so hard and i dont particularly know why
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>>687703418
Hi mr.skeltal
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>>687695477
What the fuck is wrong with you? Ginger hair is adorable! Not sexy, but whatever.
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>>687703734
rule 30 newfag
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>>687703531
why?
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>>687689078
Used to be fat so lots of stretch marks and also a smallish dick.
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>>687691439
You might have kleinfelters syndrome mate - XXY
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>>687704343
you black or indian?
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...my dick bends downward, its like, first half goes up and in the middle has a curve that goes down, if we think of my dick as a 180 degree drawing, it goes like 55 degrees down.
Also the foreskin is kinda tight on the lower part, which when erect, it hurts just a little to pull it back and it gets stuck behind the head of my penis, not a disease or something but it scares me that when I have sex it'll rip my foreskin.
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>>687693865
Kala go to sleep dude it's 4am
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>>687690146
Opposite of this. I'm too tall and would love to know how it feels to be average height.
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>>687702100
I already walk around in a tank 24/7.

>>687703368
Black hair and brown eye (shit genes). My nose is kind of large, but at least it's properly proportioned. I also have 10/10 teeth. Aside aside from the moles my face is pretty symmetrical.

I think my mind is the only thing holding me back. It's hard because one voice in my brain tells me I'm a 10/10 while the other voice in my brain tells me to kill myself. My mind is just fucked mate. It was these self-confidence and anxiety issues that drove me to start lifting in the first place.
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>>687704343
sand nigger detected
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>>687703739
maybe because of the awkward photo and the foot that looks like a potato
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>>687704485
Kinda thin face? Sounds like the kinds of faces I dig. Brown eyes are attractive as hell.
You should go to a doctor and see what kind of medication you could go on to help with the mental aspects. If you're thinking of killing yourself you're obviously mentally unwell.
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>>687704485
tank != shirtless
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>>687703734
>>687702918
>>687702530
Only newfags fall for these, these have been far too commonly used in 'im better than all you 4chan neckbeard loser' threads
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>>687704485
Maybe you're just terrible at fucking. Try making her cum, instead of you just doing it for your own enjoyment. Girls like it when sex lasts longer than 3 minutes, you know.
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>>687704453
>>687704491


I'm black.
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>>687704485
you're probably just ugly t b h, a lot of people think they're more attractive than they actually are, kinda like this freak >>687703418
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>>687704277
Some kid at my 6th form had this, it was fucking hilarious and his dad has a teacher there and you could tell he hated him
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>>687704343
Hand looks fine, insecure about being black?
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>>687704928
At least you're not indian. Also you look pretty skinny, which is rare in the west.
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>>687704928
Well sir looks like we've got to the bottom of it all. I'd suggest bleach, for drinking purposes of course.
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>>687696285
>I actually grow dark, thick hairs on my nose, I have to shave them
Have you ever considered growing a nose beard ? Would be pretty cool.
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My fucking fingers make me so insecure. I'm not even fucking fat yet they look like sausages.
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>>687704803
That includes you too pal
>>687704485
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Large forehead and receeding hairline. And I'm born with this shit.
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>>687705079
Yeah you're basically born to be a trap if you have that shit.
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>>687705207
They look pretty short, which might be the problem
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>>687705306
I'm trying to grow them out and the nail hasn't stuck back to the nail bed yet. Fingers are crossed though in the course of a few months they'll connect back to their original position.
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>>687705272
I started noticing it more and more around the age of 16 (20 now), and I realized that nobody has it at all. It's like I'm the only young person with it
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>>687705091
My hand and fingers are too long so I need to be extra careful when fingering my girl.


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>>687705440
>I'm trying to grow them out
I don't think you can "grow out" your fingers.

>the nail hasn't stuck back to the nail bed yet
Are you sure you replied to the right post ?
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>>687702870
>see a ginger with a gf
>a ginger with a gf

No. That doesn't happen.
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>>687705299
I found it particularly hilarious that tiny testicles are associated with it, so everyone could tell he had tiny little raisin balls
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>>687705729
I can confirm that gingers, especially dark gingers, are incredibly attractive.
If you want to go after any male hair color go after blondes. Blond men gross me the fuck out.
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>>687705666
I was talking about my nails.
Also, if you bite your nails enough they shorten and have to fully reconnect to your nail bed. Unfortunately this takes a while and your nails trying to reattach are these white tops on your nail and look ugly as shit.
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>>687705939
Then stop biting your nails. That's gross.
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>>687703876
l m a o you wouldn't say that to my face, kiddo
>>687704955
not true, my mom always says I will marry a beautiful girl one day
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>>687704721

Thanks. I started taking Lexapro and it kind of works. My suicidal thoughts have dropped in frequency, but they haven't left completely. It works, but not as well as I want it to.

>>687704773
I worry people already see me as an insecure/tryhard fag in a tank. Can't imagine what people would think of me walking around shirtless.

>>687704883
If anything I last too long. I can last at least 90 minutes when I concentrate on it. And my dick is above average (7 inch erect) also. I didn't start fucking till age 19, so I had some catching up to do.

>>687704803
A shitload of people started reposting my images. I have no clue why. I started posting to /fit/ before I ever posted to /b/. Then one day I randomly saw my picture here. I've also reverse image searched my photos to imgur and other websites I've never uploaded too. Makes me kind of happy to be honest. At least some people can appreciate my hard work.
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Honestly my dick. It's just over 6" but kinda thin, not pencil dick level but thin enough that it makes it look smaller than it actually is. More girls I've been with have been open to anal because it isn't gigantic but I'm still kinda insecure about it
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>>687706091
That's what I'm trying to do I know
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>>687706118
I certainly would say that to your face, then I'd buy you some dinner so you don't die.
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>>687705641
What's that brown shit on the backside of your hand? I'd be embarrassed of that.
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>>687706307
I'll fucking drop you lad
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My eyelids, specifically my right eyelid. It got cut back when I was in 6th grade because some dumbass thought it would be a good idea to pass a dumbbell at me while I was laying on the floor. Bounced off the matted floor and the only part where the dumbbell wasn't covered in its grip cut me. All I could see was the color red from my right eye and flipped shot thinking I would lose it. Instead I just look like I have lazy eye most of the time and a swollen eyelid. Not to mention my big nose that I just can't fucking get rid of the blackheads on it no matter what products I try.
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I'm 6'2 185, have been an athlete my entire life (even at 34, Ive trained Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for 5 years) I lift weights too, but I can't gain bulk... just perpetually fit-skinny. Even in my athletic prime the only place I can get any muscle definition is my abs, but I did 300 situps a day for 6 years straight to get it.

No matter what my diet is, I dont gain or lose weight... thats the only positive... and I'm still extremely strong for my size but dont look it at all.
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>>687706627
Did you stuff a wad of tissue into your underwear before taking that photo? Holy shit.
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>>687705894
Yeah I don't envy anyone with a fat and/ugly gf. So that's cool. Have fun with ginger dudes.

I actually have a fetish for ginger girls. Dated two and slept with two others. That's irrelevant though because everyone loves red headed girls.
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>>687706737

I think every tall person has that problem. It's a lot harder to fill out a larger frame. Only thing you can do is eat more.
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>>687706627
Dem titties
You probably could, your skelebro arms would be like a blade, you could slice my head off
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>>687706866
I just like to look at them pal, they are almost always hot as fuck.
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>>687706777
yea you don't??
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>>687706285

Its a terrible habit, I chewed my nails for years and only reason I stopped was I got my anxiety treated (Adderall ftw)
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>>687706627
When did you discover that you like blowing dudes? Good for you man. It's 2016, let your fag flag fly.
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>>687689078
I have a bad smile too OP, despite being good looking in the rest of my face. My smile isn't as gummy as yours, but more crooked and I have a small gap between my two front teeth.

I'll probably get veneers if I have enough money some day, not sure how much that will help though.
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>>687706974
kid you're gonna get sat on
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>>687706638
On and then there are my thighs too wich always have disgusting ingrown hair and bumps on them. I've shaved my legs, used nair, and have tried plucking them but there were a ton. Only thing I haven't tried yet is getting them waxed which is why I'm growing them out I can get each one of those fuckers.
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>>687707291
when I was younger and my dad's friend would drive me home after school everyday
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>>687707567
See
>>687707291
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>>687707567
Titties and the booty, you're all set my friend.
Might wanna tell some of your meals to go to your face a bit instead of your ass.
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>>687707220
Aw, now I'm disappointed. Provide with dick pic anyways.
>inb4 chode
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>>687706627
Nice photoshop skill
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>>687707291
This. It's okay to be gay.
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>>687707730
And you had a crush on him... or you two screwed? Or both?
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>>687706627
A male butterface!

Actually, the body isn't that great - those fucking tits are outrageous. Nice cock though, I guess.

t. gay dude
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i weight 125 and im 5'10
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>>687708025
I sucked, he fucked. It was great. We're still dating to this day, even though there's a 12 year age gap.
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Guy with a less than ideal smile here. I hate my big ass two front teeth the most. Considering fixing up my teeth if I can save up some money.

How bad is it? Sorry for not so great quality.
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>>687708383

Eat more....
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>>687708025
oh no he was a dentist working for the CIA. he had equipment that was top secret and I couldn't see, so he would blindfold me and brush my teeth
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>>687708534

Honestly I find women with 2 larger front teeth like that attractive. I don't see why that wouldn't be a turn on for some girls as well.
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Fucked up crooked teeth, third teeth from Center on the bottom are a quarter inch in front of the rest, distorting my face, making it look like I have an underbite/mental disability,

5 foot 6, won't get any taller

Tumor on my back and cafe au lait birthmarks on torso make going shirtless awkward when people inevitably ask what is tumour.

Op your mouth is beautiful compared to mine, cheer up
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>>687708534
some girls are into it, don't change them
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>>687708534
Your smile is actually really nice, better than most. 7/10 would kiss.
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>>687698985
Was thinking the same thing instantly lol
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>>687707584
What I really dislike though is my height. I'm 5'11". Just one inch from being 6 feet tall. Based on my family that should have been promised to me. It didn't bother me too much before until I came here and so the manlet threads. Atleast I'm still 18 so hopefully I can squeeze out a couple more inches. Also I can never gain any weight. The most I've weighed is 148 pounds. I'm currently 140 and I eat a fiction of food. I know most skinny people say shit like that but I really do eat a lot. I've tried working out, I've become more toned and dropped about 5 pounds. I like the definition but I just wanna weigh 170 already. After that, then I wanna get toned.
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>>687708319
sorry man, I don't eat butter it's bad for your artirees
>>687707864
thanks I just downloaded paint yesterday I think I've got talent
>>687707825
you can't talk to food idiot

also can u guys stop calling me gay? the last 2 times were accidents
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>>687708819
thanks for the confidence boost
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>>687708391
Well I posted the gay stuff because I was insinuating that you have a gay man's physique... buuuuut.... I don't really have any were to go from here... congrats on a 12 year long homo relationship.
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>>687709073
No problem, friend! Just cut back on all those carrots.
(kidding, kidding. That joke was a little mean.)
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>>687694443
I actually think you look attractive
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>>687708617
I know that feel bro
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>>687708993
I know you can't talk to food, it was a joke buddy.
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>>687709179
that wasn't me I'm not gay wtf
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>>687709179
Thanks, dude! It's actually been a bit longer, but he's just 12 years older than me. My parents still don't know that he's so much older, but that honestly just makes it more exciting.
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Ejaculate within seconds, laugh it up boys
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>>687709573
omg shut up ur not me idiot
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>>687689078
does sum sexy teeths you got there
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my hands are quite hideous
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>>687710070
dear god you're one fucked up specimen, what happened to your thumb? it's so boxy

just keep it hidden away or something and it'll all be better
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>>687709530
>>687709573
Wait...

Which one of you fags is >>687706627? That's the anon I've been calling gay.
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>>687708545
should be that easy right? i have a fast metabolism. i can eat anything when im high but other than that i dont have an appetite
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>>687710070
If you trained grip strength faithfully for a year, you would be the proud owner of a pair of manly mitts. I guarantee it.
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>>687698985
IRISH
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>>687710271
just born that way, it works functions almost normally
>>687710366
i am working on it, i don't expect them to ever look quite right, though
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>>687708534

nohomo but its not the smile, its the weak cheek definition.
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>>687689078
Well if the rest of your face is attractive it doesn't matter TOO much. It's still not the best look though. James and Dave franco both have gummy smiles/laughs though and they're pretty hot still.
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>>687710625
well that's good to hear, at least your can pop your thumb around and give your girl's thighs a whack with that sort of size
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>>687710625
At least you have reasonable expectations. It will make more difference than you'd think though.
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