Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly have fun
Kyouko claimed.
>>687687907
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>>687687803
Nice name. I want either a snake or a bearded dragon.
>>687688094
>what does that mean
Britfag Maki Claim
>>687687346
Just woke up shitty yesterday is all, probably pinched a nerve in my sleep or something. And yeah, I'm a few chapters after Karen the angel gets introduced.
>>687687397
Just kinda sitting around, thinking about what to do.
>>687688084
I always try to kinda type good when drunk
But I'm not only drunk, but also stoned, so I dont know how gramar and shit will work
Also english not first language
still here
Claimed
Snek a cute.
>>687688388
I have a Bearded Dragon too.
>>687688304
My nigger
>>687688271
>>687688304
I'm alright. Uh, I never finished the drawing, got 3 characters in and just meh'd.
Also
SUPERIOR AUTISM CLAIMED.
>>687688401
Sounds like fun. I should go to bed soon. Have to print out my resume tomorrow
>>687688444
It's German, right? I remember.
You're actually typing really good.
>>687688271
Based Kyouko.
>>687688444
Nice trips Vinyl.
>>687688388
That boy needs therapy
Tenryuu claimed
>>687688271
Steve Bescemni is my Waifu and my Husbando
>>687688639
>>687688271
Ayyyy
>>687688496
They will both jave to wait till I get my own place. Working on it now.
>work hours went down due to uni holidays
>>687688661
It is a good song. Been too long since Ive actually listened to it.
>fought CC in the music game
>I won when we swapped to classical with the 1812 overture
>I dont know the win conditions at all
>>687688815
You're in /waifu/, the unofficial get thread.
>>687688554
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>>687688608
>>687688808
kek.
>>687688815
Grat'z
anyway i'ma paint fuckface, see you guys later.
>>687688815
>sorry if I reply too late
You're replying faster than the other anons kek, don't worry about it
I also speak german. I'm from Austria and still mad about the elections mwahaha
Doing fine actually
>>687688974
Oh, see ya m8
Home from work at last, who all is here now and what are you up to?
>>687688738
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
>>687688793
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>>687688964
It's definitely worth the wait, they're great pets.
>>687689043
Heyo Renge, watching Forsen because I literally have nothing better to do.
Good to see you.
>>687688582
Aha I see. I only got to see Iowa but she was looking awesome. To be fair you were putting a lot more effort into it than I was asking for... I expected you to do a five minute scrawl in paint and be done with it.
>>687688967
That's probably our best pic.
>>687688964
Prolly because I was banned like every 2 weeks the last two months I didnt get any gets, kek
But eh, what you gonna do when you're a ponyfag, right?
>>687689026
I'm always trying to, kek
Me too, except for the alcoholism and shit, ya know?
What ae you doing besides posting here?
>>687689043
Here
Fucking posting here since some time again and chatting with gf
Also listening to medieval music and watching that stoner guy next to me sleeping
![[ANE] Kara no Kyoukai - Remix v0 - Gate of Seventh Heaven [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_00.05.00_[2016.05.27_02.14.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lP6ISW0.jpg "[ANE] Kara no Kyoukai - Remix v0 - Gate of Seventh Heaven [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_00.05.00_[2016.05.27_02.14.01].jpg")
>>687689043
Trying to decide between watching Children Who Chase Lost Voices or playing some F/NV
>>687689043
Eating hominy and just reading some manga and shit
>>687689358
You're also from Austria?
Or you're also mad about the elections?
I'm chatting with other people and I'm still weighing what I should buy.
Pokémon Tekken or Super Smash Bros WiiU
>>687689365
>F/NV
For a second I thought this was some new Fate.
>>687689297
It is a pretty funny and cute one.
>>687689297
That's why I don't do drawing very often... I want perfection and try to get it, but fail miserably. ; ~ ;
>>687689647
I really don't know why I added a slash there, most be reflex.
>Fate/new vegas
Someone needs to get on that
>>687689608
Vaterland, nicht Österreich
That me too was meant for the doing good
Neither, I dont like both :^)
Just get Mount and Blade Warband
>>687689656
I can't accept the Rei's face on your pic
>>687688974
Make sure hes angry.
>power feet are a must
>>687689358
Eh. You dont seem like the average neckbeard. You probably arent, and you're not violently sperging on the keyboard. Its an improvement on the general ponyfags I see.
You alright.
>at a medieval festival
>drink all the mead
>>687689608
Smash bros. Kick all ass with Jiggly.
>>687689365
Play some New Vegas.
>>687689184
Yeah, its saving money thats my problem.
>I should only be using my bank account for bills
>the prospect of more mechs for MWO is always too stronk
>>687689854
I would play the shit out of that.
>>687689463
Okay, I'm fairly certain that this is ex-Karen, now named Yuiko. Did I get it right?
>>687689365
I can't say I've heard of the former or ever played the latter so I really can't help you make that choice, but I doubt you can really go wrong.
>>687689358
Sounds like a party. Why is there a stoned out dude sleeping next to you?
>>687689297
That's actually my favorite homukyou pic that you just posted.
>>687689230
Good to see you too Kyouko! I would suggest playing vidya with me but I'm not sure what you have to play, particularly since I don't have OW.
>wish my PC could run that even though I don't really like the game just to play it with you guys
>>687689854
10/10
João Lucas.
"Definitely would play again"
Woke up today hungover as I didnt have work today. Gonna play some league. Pretty good day so far, how are you faggots doing?
Claiming best vampire
>>687690017
Yep. Howdy ?
>>687689914
>>687689184
Whoops.
>>687690042
Id play League but I got shit to do.
>Ill probably end up playing it anyway
>Rory-sama
>>687689965
He's the Heavy weapons guy, He's got a big fuckin rocket launcher.
Gonna try and speckle him with red.
>>687689864
Ah, okay, got it
I already have Mount and Blade Warband.
Need some games for WiiU
>>687689965
Oh, please not Jigglypuff, I'd play some Sword dude like Marth or Corin or Lucina or Ike or Link or Cloud or Bayonetta- wait...
I'm pretty sure I'll buy Pokémon Tekken though. This fucking Game is worth 80 Euros or more on Amazon already and when I get it for 50 or less it will be worth so much later... better for the collection. Smash Bros will be here decades later
>like Brawl. Still see new Brawl Games
>>687689902
:<
>>687689965
To be fair snakes are cheaper.
>>687689914
>>687690155
>>687689965
I could always do a Kerry/Shirou roleplay run, actually I might just do that.
>>687690017
It's by Makoto Shinkai who I have posted about a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmHo_0mgos0
>>687690210
Ive given up on doing shit today. Spending the entire day playing games, tomorrow I have a night shift so ill do all my errands before then.
Hit me up if you want to play later Rory
Uhhh...
I'm claiming myself this time.
Sorry, I can't deal with husbands this week.
>>687689965
On last medieval festival I went to (like beginning last month) I didnt drink anything but mead
And I was fucking sleeping there for 3 or 4 days
Also nah, I may have long hair and I'm a ponyfag, but I'm not a neckbeard
>>687690017
Because its almost 1am and he was tired, so he decided to sleep
I'm at his house because we gotta wake up at 4 am today, so I'm just not sleep this night
>>687690378
Mount and Blade?
Fucking add me nigger
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ponenigger/
>Fubuki claimed
>>687690431
Now it seems right
>>687690448
>>687690042
What server?
>>687690142
I am proud of myself for remembering that one. I'm doing well, just got home from work. What about you?
>>687690496
Huh. I'll check it out.
>>687690672
Ah, so it definitely is a party.
>>687690696
Hello Fubuki, how are you?
>>687690733
c:
>>687690672
Will do, but I have to warn you...
I have a tablet.
It doesn't run most games
>>687690832
NA master race my friend, yourself?
>>687690832
It's a bit different from his other works, which is good for some and bad for others, but still very good. Prepare for tears.
>>687691088
Likewise.
>renge
>>687690378
Talking about games worth more after years...
My friend recently got a mint condition Super Metroid without the box for $50. Its still easily worth $300 without the box.
>>687690548
What server you on? Gonna guess OCE because just waking up.
>never mind
Im OCE. Nothing but pure Australian skill.
>>687690496
Im doing a Gharug Gro-upp run on Skyrim
>no damaging magic
>one handed weapon x1 only
>no bows
>shouts potions and scrolls are fine
>heavy armor on only the hands, feet and head
>naked body
>only helmets that show the face
>Orc only
>>687690672
Id go if my body didnt fuck out at random times.
>>687690832
I'm fine. I think I'm going to get fat eating that much but fuck it. (Now I'm 60kg with 1.90 m)
>>687691158
Oh dammit not again. I don't need more Anohana or KS level tears. I somehow enjoy that, though. Considering I know none of his other works, I'll take it as it comes.
>>687691122
Hi Yui!
>>687691213
>metric
fuck hang on
>>687690832
Well, 3 guys in total
Mead and weed
Medieval music
Would more say its browsing the web in company, but eh
>>687691078
Fucking poorfag
Will accept tomorrow, becuz then I will get home
>>687691181
I would always put a blanket over you if you pass out, anon :^)
>>687691313
Sup Renge, how ya been?
>>687691213
>1.90
You're really fucking tall.
>>687691181
Haha I had a long nap from my lack of sleep last night, but it was a good guess.
Id play a game with you if I didnt get god awful on OCE (Ive tried)
>>687691213
>>687691313
137.277 lbs
6.2 feet
>>687691213
Hungry hungry skeleton, I'm around 64 at 183
>>687691447
I think its a lil bit above german standart, if I'm correct
I'm 1.88, and still growing
>Vinyl
>>687691181
>Super Metroid for $50
Do you want me to murder him or something? Why do you tell me that? You want him dead or something?
>>687691362
Got it. I'm patient.
▲
▲▲
>>687691480
Dio-sama...
>>687691705643
>>687691573
>6.2 feet
Ayy
>>687691734
>
Yo
>>687691771
oh, heya Dio!
You glorious fucker, I missed you!
How are you and how've you been?
>>687691362
>mead and weed
That sounds fucking fantastic man. I hope you're enjoying yourself at least.
>>687691382
Work is shit but it's over now so I'm doing much better. What about you?
>>687691535
So cute
>>687691573
Okay, this helps. Damn dude. I was supposed to be 6 feet and I just hit 5'7" and stopped. They told me they hit another growth spurt and I didn't believe a word of it. I was right. Also you're nowhere near fat, you're fine. I'm 130 at the height I'm at and I still don't think I'm near overweight.
>>687691771
Posted you in a maid outfit earlier
>>687691362
Its not so much passing out as intense nausea.
>>687691485
We're not that bad. I guess you'd be competing against the Chinese and Koreans, despite them having their own server.
>>687691686
Pretty sure he can handle himself.
>>687691883
Sup Orange.
>>687691771
Love you Dio.
>>687691883
Hello Kirino.
>>687691626
Meanwhile I'm 1.70.
Think the italian standard is around 1.75-1.80
>>687691864
>>687691883
Hello.
>>687691978
>Sobbing
50 Dollar for such a game... no fucking way... where did he find it? Don't tell me on amazon... tell me he foud it at some garage sale... Pleaaase
>>687691909
Hai Chara, I've just been bored for a while, getting more and more tired of all these mobas I've been playing and I don't realy feel like watching animes instead since I feel like playing. I still end up watching animes anyways though.
>>687691934
Good.
>>687691978
Yeah, I love me too.
>>687691883
Yo
>>687691934
I was jk. But I eat all the time. And I don't eat really healthy things. But I've a good metabolism so I'm fine with that
>>687691883
Sunshine
>>687692228
>>687691686
Yeah, see ya then man
>>687691934
I'm always enjoying myself
But basically mead and weed is a german medieval festival, kek
>>687691978
The fuck is that
>>687692246
>actual answer
>Dio-sama noticed me!
Getting tired of mobas is pretty normal I suppose. I mean I started with LoL in season one and I'm still not Level 30... I guess I don't have the patience with it or not the friends. Or both.
So you playing something else besides Mobas?
I was feeling rather funny the last week and thought an okcupid account is surely gonna be fun.
I wasn't wrong.
>>687692455
See ya then!
>>687691978
Brazilian standard is about 1.80 (6 feet or so I think).
My last gf was 1.64 metres (5.4 feet) thanks God she was thin and I'm strong enough to lift her in my arms
I missed a day this week so I'm gonna go workout now, see you guys later.
>>687692570
I will also go for a bit.
>>687692835
See you later.
>>687692835
See you later Holst.
>>687692189
Gaming Facebook group.
>>687692246
Love Rory more, but still love you Dio.
>>687692455
The feeling you get when you're about to throw up.i get that feeling for a good few minutes at a time.
>>687691934
Just got my Crusader to level 70, feels good man.
>>687692835
Farewell, have fun
>yuuko
>>687692455
Sounds pretty baller.
>>687692282
Yuuko.
>>687692247
I figured you must be. But watch what you eat, I suppose. My whole family has fantastic metabolism until about age 23 and then it drops to nothing and everyone gets fat. I'm trying to avoid that fate.
>>687692808
My last gf was 1.5 m, 38 kg.
>>687692835
>>687692993
See you guys, have good workout Holst
>>687692084
Eh, you'll get there
I mean, I also know a 15 yo that has a full beard
Like not this wannabe neckbeard, but full beard
>>687693023
Fucking shit
Only when alchool or also at other times?
>>687693145
It fucking is
Especially when sleeping at german medieval fest
That shit is just perfect
>>687693023
>Gaming Facebook Group
>Not wanting at least 250 Dollar
What kind of Dreck was that? This shit needs to get out of a "gaming group". Holy shit I despise facebook. Good thing I don't use this kind of Scheiße
Fuck this is the worst... I wish I would meet such illiterate fucktards who'd sell me games worth 300 for only 50...
FUCK
>>687693145
Ren
>yuuko
>>687692806
It didn't take long for me to reach level 30 on LoL, I'm the kind of person to get incredibly hooked on something for a bunch of months until I get pretty bored of it. I first started playing mobas with a few Dota 2 matches since Dota 2 has The Juggernaut and LoL doesn't. After I got accustomed to mobas I started playing LoL since a good friend of mine had been playing it for years, It didn't take too long for me to reach lvl 30, likely less than a month since I was pretty much just playing LoL.
>>687693023
I only have the most refined tastes, Rory will never receive love from me.
>>687693145
I know I can't keep it up forever. When I notice that I'm getting weigh I'm gonna change myself
She was what 12 y/o ?
>>687693534
My Lord. It is good to see you again.
>>687693380
>Eh, you'll get there
Hardly, I'm 20, I don't know how taller I can grow to be honest.
>I mean, I also know a 15 yo that has a full beard
Yeah I used to know a guy that had one aswell when I was around that age, like, what.
>>687693555
17, just absolutely tiny.
>it's as close as I can get to loli
Also trips confirm that you should be careful with eating. Word of advice, though, start the changes now. By the time you need to make the change, it should already be habit. It'll make the transition much smoother.
>>687691978
Heyo Rory. What's going on?
>>687692084
Hey Kyouko, been busy?
>Talking about height
5'7 around about
>all my friends are taller than me
>>687692119
Hello Hols, you been good dude? Last time I saw you, you were marathoning Galko's anime, how did it go?
>>687692228
Galko.
How have you been? I haven't been seeing you much when I used to. Any luck with the doctors and your sleeping?
>>687692247
Hey, what's up dude?
>>687692282
Yuuko.
Nice to see you here, I don't get to see you much on the threads sometimes, so it's nice to see you again.
>I've started watching Nichijou
>It's fucking great
>>687693784
My voice dropped to the absurd bass that it is now when I was 12 and the only reason I didn't have a full beard is because my school didn't allow facial hair. I quietly rebelled by growing sideburns way past the accepted limit. The voice drop was pretty funny, though, because I was still tiny back then and it dropped over the course of a few days during the summer so when I came back to school I just had this crazy baritone in a miniscule body.
>>687694106
5'7" feels
>>687693380
All the time.
>>687693441
Hes not gonna sell it.
>>687693534
Better Rory than the actual 15 year old or the mentally 13 year old elf.
Jumping onto LoL now.
>>687693830
I do not live like an American tho. But I don't eat on that hipster way. My biggest problem is quantity not quality. I eat good food mostly (Brazil doesn't allow me other option) and I don't have trouble stoping eating shit. But I don't wanna
>>687693534
I guess that's me for most other games. I usually played every game in less than two days. Lately I've changed my direction though. I'm also playing sidequests and am taking my time to get a better feeling of the game. It worked perfect when I played the Metroid Prime Trilogy. Never knew what I missed before I scanned all those things.
But Mobas... without friends I'd only get angry at 12 year old fucktards telling me to get better.
I just... don't have the patience for this kind of shit
>but I also don't want to turn off the comments due to entertainment reasons
>got called best gay taric euw for stunning some guy and always praising gems and making puns when my adc got kills
>that was before the rework of taric
I wish I had a laptop so I could play it again with some friends or you guys
>>687694212
Well DUH! I wouldn't either... This fucker who sold it to him that cheap... I'd love to punch him in the face and tell him to suck a dick
>50$ for Super Metroid...
>sob
>>687694106
Thinks are fine. And ya ?
>>687694106
NICE
That's the second anon fallen victim to it in the last 3 days.
>>687693784
Then get muscle midget, with beard
Everybody wants a fucking dwarf in his squad
>>687694212
So thats the reason you're a basement dweller, eh?
>>687694177
6'2'' masterrace here
Amazed ikoras and moka haven't been claimed yet
Saber Claimed
>>687694773
Both have before, just not in this thread. Moka's on at night. Also both are shit tier anyway.
>>687694106
>Hey Kyouko, been busy?
Meh, not really.
Always up to the same stuff, so nothing really new to tell.
Been playing Overwatch for basically the past week.
>all my friends are taller than me
I know that feeling, everyone when I was back in school was taller than me, even people that were younger than me, kek.
>>687694177
Reminds me of this guy that was just 2 years younger than me at the time (I was 18, he was 16) and he had this super squeaky voice.
Like, it was so squeaky to the point of being annoying.
>>687694545
Fuck I don't know, I think I'm too lazy for that, kek.
>>687694545
No, I work in a kitchen most of the week and help around the house. Going to a party later today. I also go out every Tuesday night to drink with friends.
>>687694773
They have their claimers.
>>687693783
Your allegiance is truly impressive, you are the only one here who realy understands Dio's greatness.
>>687694347
Well I have a few friends, when I started playing LoL I was only playing alone though, playing with incompetent people wasn't realy a problem since I wasn't that great back then, but now going in without a pre-made is just something that I don't do, so I only play LoL if a friend of mine invites me to play. Also I forgot about your other question, I do not play other games than mobas, wich is the reason why I'm bored. All I've been doing lately in my free time is either watching animes or playing mobas so its getting realy boring. There are other games I feel like playing, but these games would require a strong computer and I wont have one before two or three months. I realy want to play DS3
>>687694891
The shows aren't the best yeah but you're crazy if you don't think they're hot
>>687694833
Stay a while saber fag
>>687694918
Or just get that kind of fat that looks muscular in some weird way
Then you can be the dwarf thats out of shape
>>687695022
So you're more out than me, nice
I do swordfighting every 2 weeks and often go drinking after that
And then the festivals from time to time of course
>>687694833
Dubs are nice
Waifu is Dreck
>>687695101
Same here. Started playing it and played it alone. But it was rather annoying that silver rank dudes wanted some Level 10 unranked guy to be as good as them and started giving me shit. And then there were those genius twelce year olds... in short I just dislike the community a whole fucking lot.
Anyway, I have the same problem too with weak Computers. I got a tablet here which I used for university. My actual laptop got stolen around a year ago and now I'm stuck with a tablet and a docking station.
I can play DS3... on PS4 since I got a PS4 for Christmas
I think you'll like DS3
But anyway, I'll be going to bed now. It's getting 2 am here and I still have to process some things.
See ya everyone
>>687695785
Goodnight Chara.
r
>>687694177
You're also 5'7?
>highfive
>or middle five because we can't reach that high
>>687694419
Yeah, I'm good, thanks for asking dude.
Just woke up, should really get out of bed.
>>687694527
Nice.
Good luck to you friend.
>>687694918
>always up to the same stuff
Sounds like me, just do the same old, same old
>Overwatch
Yo, is it actually worth the money? Everyone and their dog are playing it and saying it's fantastic.
>>687695785
Never played DS1 but I played around 350 hours on DS2, wich is why I want DS3
Anyways, good night.
Miho claimed
Look at all these manlets.
>>687695785
farewell beautiful
>>687695908
>hugs
>>687696051
Miho
>>687695101
You honor me, My Lord. They'll all kneel in the fullness of time.
>>687695908
>Yo, is it actually worth the money?
For me, it is.
Been having a blast with it to be honest, really fucking fun and even better with friends.
If you're into team based FPS, go for it.
Not to mention Blizzard said all future DLC will be free content, so you just pay the initial price.
>>687696051
Miho.
>Look at all these manlets.
Yeah I remember you being pretty tall, kek.
>>687695908
I think my GMT is different from everyone on this thread. Mine is -3, which means it's 8:3X now.
And yours ? Which time is it ?
>>687696119
???
>>687696204
Hello.
Yeah im 6.5 everyone's short to me.
Well, I guess I got mid for once. Huh. See if I can still Ahri.
>>687696457
>>687696457
Kek
I know a shitton people that are taller than you
On the other hand we all have dem nordic genes
>>687696639
Didn't see name or pic.
>Hugs
>>687696067
I'm so confused right now
>>687696051
I cry
>>687696204
I played a lot of TF2 back in the day, so I think I'll like it. Just don't know if I'll wait until the price goes down or it goes on sale.
Thanks Kyouko.
>>687696306
I'm an Ausfag, 9:40 am right now
>>687696976
>I played a lot of TF2 back in the day
Definitely, it's like a faster paced TF2, in my opinion.
>Thanks Kyouko.
You're welcome friendo.
Claiming Yuuki. Burned my pizza edition
>>687697233
Meant to greentext the "think I'll like it aswell".
>Kyouko
>>687696763
>Nordic
Fuck off thor.
>>687696976
Its ok it sucks getting into and out most cars.
I wonder where choKonata is ~
>>687697329
>Thor and Odin and shit
>not wanting trve germanic Wotan
>>687697678
>germanic
Nazi
>>687697678
>when a germancuck tried calling Óðinn for Wotan
>>687697785
Das Vaterland ist das beste Land
>>687697884
You could also go with Wôðanaz
>>687697785
>>687697884
I'll bake next thread aswell.
>>687698147
Damn, I didn't see this one in a while.
