A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome.
I agreed instantly. Then she and I began discussing the actual logistics of what having a threesome would entail and it gradually became apparent that her idea of a threesome was me and some other guy. I thought she meant me and some other girl.
When this aspect of her proposal became apparent, I backed out and told her no way. She got really mad and said that I was being hypocritical for not being willing to share her with another guy when it was clear from my initial enthusiasm that I would have no problem fucking another girl right in front of her. After an argument that lasted about an hour, she proposed that if I let her have a threesome with me and another guy, she would agree to having a threesome with me and another girl, but only on the condition that her threesome happens first. I agreed. We came to this agreement last Sunday.
She just called me. The guy she wants to join us agreed to her proposal. He's some lawyer who works in her office. He's coming over tonight and I'm really nervous.
Any suggestions?
you didnt even get to agree on the other guy? lame
do you at least have a girl or a few in mind that would agree to do it with you?
>>687675975
don't do it.
/thread
>>687675975
Put the limitation that he has to have a condom on entire time, and you don't. Also, make sure you fuck her better than he does.
I personally wouldn't have agreed to such a thing, but hey, to each their own, cuck
>>687675975
stale pasta, friend
>>687675975
Bad form to fuck someone she is going to see all the time apart from you...
I smell an affair
>>687675975
fuck him in the ass, establish dominance
Leave her immediately. She doesn't want anything special with you.
>>687675975
Better cuck next time
>>687676572
Or make him suck your cock....Like, MAKE him.
Film all so you can but the video on the internet when you get cucked...
You are now a fucking Cuckold. I hobe you like do watch...
>>687675975
>He's some lawyer who works in her office
kek
Post tits of here
>>687675975
The rule of threesomes is that the Guy has final say in an MMF and the Girl has final say in the MFF.
Either that or you can just make him your bitch and tell him to suck your dick take it up his ass.
>>687675975
Accept that this is dangerous ground which may well destroy the dynamic of your relationship if it gets all fucked up
She may lose respect for you, you may find her revolting, perhaps you fall in love with new dude and ride off in to the sunset sucking his cock.
>>687675975
You fucked up man, pump and dump
>>687677070
or fuck his ass*
>>687675975
anybody knows source please?
>>687677070
This
If you clearly state that something is making you uncomfortable and say no to it, and they ignore you, it is no longer a threesome, its cheating, and they don't respect you.
>>687676852
smack him around a bit, make him your bitch
>>687677263
>>687677294
also pray that your dick is the same size or bigger.
good luck maintaining that relationship if the other guy is bigger
>>687675975
leave that whore
wait, you would fuck two girls?
kill yourself
>>687675975
probably bait but i'll take it. if it's some guy from her work she's already fucking him/wants to fuck him so this is her solution. if he's good in bed she'll just fuck him on the side or completely leave you because he's a lawyer and i'm assuming makes lots of money and he's a good fuck. tell her if he comes over the relationship is finished.
What do you to if he has a bigger dick than yours? And your GF like it?
>>687675975
fuck him in the butt
Did this with my girlfriend of 4 years a few years back and watching her get fucked was awful and it destroyed the relationship week afterwards. I remeber her smiling when she was getting nailed and for some reason it emotionally fucked me up. Im married now and actually love the committed life. Don't do it brah.
>>687675975
Be sure to lick her cunt as she gets fucked by him, always makes me diamond hard and gives the girl a great orgasm.
The best is him lying on his back and her riding reverse cowgirl so you have easy access to get your face down there and lick her good as he shafts her.
Sloppy seconds are a delight I can assure you you are in for a treat
>>687675975
In case it's not bullshit pasta... She just wants to fuck that guy at her office with zero guilt by having you agree to a 3 way.
I've pulled this shit on a couple of chicks.
>>687675975
She's gonna dump you afterwards faggot.
>>687675975
Op either dump this bitch now or after your supposed ffm treasome, which I don't think will happen. Either way your relationship is clearly over.
>>687675975
dump her
threesomes with another man never work out, she'll want to see him again and she'll do it behind your back
also nudes? you know, since you're going to destroy your relationship by letting her sleep with some random dude you've never met
you're an idiot OP
Femanon here
She's heard from the other women in her office that he has a huge dick. THAT is the reason she picked him.
Be prepared to be out classed in every way tonight. She's probably going to forget you're even in the room 30 minutes into it. Also, she's going to lose all attraction to you tomorrow. Your threesome is never going to happen cause your relationship was over a week ago.
Congratulations, your girlfriend is a whore and more than likely has been fucking lawyer boy behind your back.
>>687677575
THIS
>>687676572
>>687676852
Do both of these
>>687677486
Agree
>>687675975
Two fellas on a girl is great you can fuck her again and again
Two girls and a fella is boring, sounds exciting but in reality you cum real quick and the poor girls are left to their own devices
>>687675975
i had this happen with an ex
said i wanted to pick the guy, so i chose a total fag that was submissive.
Then proceeded to dom the shit out of him to the point that he cried while saying "im sorry sir" over and over while trying to eat my gf out and i was ramming it in his ass without care.
It was very hard to keep stiff since im like 99% straight, but i knew that if i showed weakness she would have me cucked within the second.
She hated it, thought i was being a total jerk to him and even left the room halfway through, then a month or so after that she was whispering in my ear she wanted to be turned into my little fuck toy like faggot from threesome was. we had some fun with that but since its not in my nature i got bored and asked for a ffm and thats when she broke up.
No regrets since didnt get cucked, but had to fuck a dude up the ass to get it done though.
>>687675975
You're a pathetic cuck
>>687675975
never ends well. ever
>>687675975
dude she want's to fuck the lawyer dude but doesn't want to cheat on you, its a fucking sham. He just so happens to work in her office. think about it
OP: Go have a threesome, withour her. Dump the cunt. Obviously she wants to try other dudes, but also wants to watch you suffer through it.
>>687675975
ur not supposed to let her pick them, ur supposed to let her propose them and u agree or not. Welcome to Cuckland retard.
>>687675975
>>my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome
usually when a girl say that she means
>I'm fucking my next boyfriend and have some residual guilt, so I'm going to throw you a bone and let you fuck a girl of my choosing in my presence. When I am sure that my upgrade is ready, I will accuse you of liking the other girl more as an excuse to dump you.
feel good that she was just saying
>I'm fucking my next boyfriend and want you to indulge my gangbang fantasy before I dump you for him.
>>687675975
Tell that bitch to fuck off you cuck. She's probably been fucking her work mate for ages, you'll be dumped on your arse soon enough.
You didn't even have a say on who the other party is? You're fucked.
Here's a real advice :
Don't consider "who first" or shits like this, you will have better satisfaction if you do it same time, i mean a "foursome" if the word exists ( sorry 'm french... )
If on the moment you have a prolem seeing her with the guy, don't panic, you got fresh material to carry about just under your fingers... And the other way, she won't have any time to spend on thinking about what you are doing to the girl, with something to do herself...
There is just one thing to figure out at the start : are you sure you really give her nice orgasms whn you fuck eachother ? And the other way, are you sure you really like to fuck her and will like it for many times ? If yes to the 2 questions, go ahead, no risks, i can telle you i had a swinging relationship for many years, this never change anything on our relationship...
>>687675975
Listen man, as a guy who has been the third dude in a threesome, I can very well tell you this is going to end bad. You will end up being a cuck, it always happens, no exception. Im still fucking the dudes girlfriend, she feels no remorse. She even pays our dinner with his credit card. If you dont mind being cucked stay with her, he will eventually leave, but your marriage will go down the drain and she will still want to fuck other dudes.
>>687677813
>my sexual experience is limited and i am autistic and angsty, so i refuse to tolerate the possibility of a sexually free and adventurous relationship with mutual respect.
>>687675975
source please?
>>687677609
This, she's going to end up cheating on you.
>>687677259
seconding this request
Watch out for cuckoldy vibes
Is she paying no attention to you?
Is she basically just fucking him and allowing you to be there and naked so it can be called a threesome?
If she ignores you and is all over him you are getting cucked friend.
This is why personally, I will never do an MMF threesome first, as generally it is more emasculating to be cucked for a man than it is defeminising to risk that same thing for a woman.
There is far greater social stigma placed on a man letting his woman fuck another dude, for numerous biological and evolutionary reasons, while no such stigma is attached to women in the same situation.
Being a woman attached to a man who can attract multiple females is, evolutionarily speaking, evidence that the female is able to attract a virile and desirable mate, and she has succeeded. A male who allows his partner to fuck many men, from a biological standpoint, is unable to ensure his progeny is his own, failing in his duty to safeguard the integrity of his lineage, and thus is seen as emasculated and weak.
>>687676841
underrated reply
>>687676841
Kek
>>687675975
Men that have sex with lots of women are called players or pimps.
Women who do the same are just called sluts.
What do you call a key that opens many locks? A MASTER key.
What do you call a lock that is opened by many keys?
A shitty lock.
>>687675975
dont cross the streams
>>687675975
You shouldve stuck to your guns, now some other guy is going to dick your woman. She works with him ffs man, she sees him all the time and now it will be ok to fuck him. I guarantee theyll be fucking on the side in short order. You arent a hypocrite, having a threesome with another man and another woman are different. You can just fuck a woman and not get attached, women cant do that as well with guys, they get emotional about it. In any case, you're supposed to fuck someone outside of your social circles, so it doesnt become any more than sex, so yeah, mistake.
Fake and gay. How many times are.you going to post this?
>>687677616
You know your shit, but rules is rules:
Tits or gtfo
>>687678131
>>687676250
you can't /thread your own post, fag
>>687678054
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1323454509
>>687678349
nah, dudes are called sluts all the same and girls are called sluts in the same way as guys are called players at times...
>only its the girls calling them this behind the boys backs
>>687678460
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.
haha you're a faggot.
>>687678469
^
>>687678573
thank you Sir!
want to tell me how you found it? ;)
>>687677616
How do you know this? Is that what happened to you when you got dp'd you slut?
>>687677616
Truf be told, show us ur tits
>>687675975
Holy shit dude. She already had a guy in mind.... From her office?!?!? This is not about a threesome man, this is 200% about her getting permission to have that dude fuck her brains out. Back the fuck out now!
>>687677616
totally agree with you
>>687678469
and totally agree with this anon
tities or shoo
>>687675975
Do you realiza that your gf surely has been cheating you waaay before she proposed you the threesome?
>>687675975
This isn't going to be the first time taking his dick. By asking your permission for the threesome, she's going to retroactively justify her prior instances of fooling around.
Women almost invariably stop respecting a male partner when they are able to fuck another man.
Many might not realise that they do, but they do nonetheless. The reasons for this are many and are deeply ingrained in the base psyche of the human mind.
Sorry OP, but unless you are yourself some remarkable cult of personality, and not many people are, it is likely that this will cause her to lose interest in you.
>>687677616
You're obviously a guy. Girls don't just sit around in their cubicles at work talking about their male coworkers junk. A work place is a professional environment and that doesn't happen. Girls aren't infatuated with sex the way guys are and they don't talk about sex all the time like guys do.
What are you, 12?
>>687677772
if you're not a lying faglord, you're doing it right alpha brah
>also 99% straight
kek
you're gay now mang
OP are you here?
>>687675975
You know OP, this is probably a test. She's seeing if you're the kind of little bitch that would let some other guy fuck her. You do this and you're done kid.
>>687679210
You can never be truly alpha if you aren't willing to fuck another man in the ass to dominate him, and enjoy that act of dominance.
The only way to be truly alpha is to embrace the fag side.
>>687679144
But... but...
Post here now! It´s your only chance!
>>687675975
Youll need a new girl, dude.
>>687679144
You're just not the one they're fantasizing about.
>>687679095
That's true, unless you fuck him.
>>687678790
Sorta. I wasn't dp'd, although that is what I was hoping for. My boyfriend came in my mouth only four minutes into it and he couldn't get another erection after that for the rest of the night. He just sat on the floor of our living room and watched the guy fuck me on the couch for over an hour.
He had this dumbfounded expression on his face, as if he had never seen a dick that big before. Anyway, I totally forgot he was there after I started cumming.
>>687675975
RIP your relationship.
>>687677135
>>687677772
>99% straight
>fucks guy in ass
Pick one
>>687677772
A real man fucks other men in the ass for dominance. Respect, dude.
>>687676841
top fucking kek
>>687679665
You can be 99% straight, fucking guys in the ass. Its called prison gay.
>>687679144
>Girls don't just sit around in their cubicles at work talking about their male coworkers junk.
lol'd. We so do thou. ALL DAY.
>>687678131
yup be like a fucking gorilla my friend just smash the guys face in when he even goes near your woman
>>687677772
>>99% straight
faggot 100%
>>687677616
bitch post by neckbeard but true.id say a month though.
so what do u do to salvage this very bad cucked compromise?
/b/ blackmail of course.
1)set up hidden cam that will be where fuckfest is gonna happen with audio
2)stay out of frame at all times and do not talk on record
3)make sure his and her face gets on camera
4)keep kinky shit kinda spread around on bed for them to use,more they do,the better.
5ask why u arent participating ucan kinda slough it off make it seem like ur shy and had second thoughts about ur involvment
6)after done burn many copies and livestream for /b/
beyond that if later she wants to cuck u and say she wants lawyer u can pimp the vudeo to local bar association and see if they are interested in his extra curriculars.Find his family/wife hes got one.More leverage.
7)tell him she has had vaginal warts for 6 mos.he backs off she goes back to u and if she wants to bitch out of threesome uve got ur said leverage.
only way ur gonna get ur two for one pussy prize.
>>687679767
I'm still hearing gay
>>687679665
as long as you are fucking 99 women for every man
>>687675975
CUCKED
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>>687679853
Yea we do! Tee hee, giggle giggle! I am totally also a girl!
>>687679665
>taking the obvious bait like it's summer school.
>>687679646
Did you at least let the guy fuck you in the ass solo? How big was he compared to your BF?
>>687679959
Yeah but you're only gay for a small amount of time, once you get out you arent gay anymore. 99% straight
>>687679979
No that's straight 99% of the time. That's 100% gay 1% of the time
>>687679144
dubs confirms. girls don't talk to each other about sex. ever.
This is only a fucking Bait...
>>687675975
Man i just google search that image and it came up with a bunch of literal baby pics. Thats a bad boner
>>687678005
You should consider this post OP
>>687679730
This guy got raped by his bullies when he was a kid.
>>687680253
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1323454509
>>687675975
dude, if you are not Bi, back the fuck out from MMF threesome immediately
if you are BI, choose the male yourself
Do you even have a girl that agreed to having threesome with you? if you dont, back out immediately...
cuz I can only see scenarios in whitch you get fucked
MMF threesomes are a far more raw deal for a heterosexual man than FFM threesomes are for a heterosexual female.
A heterosexual man generally has far less bicurious leanings than a heterosexual female does.
It is well documented that almost all females are at least somewhat bisexual, while only around 25-35% of men have bisexual leanings of any kind.
Obligatory - C U C K E D O P
>>687675975
First, she's already fucked him. Second, you're not getting with two girls.
Enjoy being cucked, faggot.
Bait Bait Bait!!!
>>687777777
>>687680103
He tried, but it hurt to much. I was surprised it hurt that much. I put a butt plug in my ass ever day for a week to stretch it out and it still hurt.
His limp dick was longer than my boyfriend's erect dick. Hard, it was more than twice as large. It was as long as my forearm and I couldn't touch my fingers together when I grabbed it to stroke it. His girth is what made me cum over and over again. I think I had about 30 orgasm before he finally pulled out and came on my belly and tits.
>>687680403
It was a joke dipshit, he obviously wasnt serious.
>>687677772
>99% straight
1% gay then?
thats gay
When he shows up just immediately start trying to fuck him in the ass and he'll leave
>>687679957
>doing this to a lawyer
OP is probably gonna end up without his whorish gf
and without all his monnies
do it OP and post results
Fuck the guy. Simples
Stick it in his butt if you can. You'll throw them both off.
>>687677682
A2M
>>687680661
Seconded
>>687680819
This, first thing you do, go in for a kiss. Sabotage muh nigga
>>687680784
your bait is showing fucko
just stop
>>687677772
>didnt get cucked, but had to fuck a dude up the ass to get it done though.
kek
>>687680836
good point
OP, do you live in a common law marriage state?
if so prepare to lose everything you own and end up paying your soon to be ex alimony
>>687677841
This is a anonymous image bored. Baiting is what it is for, idiot.
>>687675975
ya dun goofed, son. she just wanted to fuck another guy with your permission and you fell for it. also, this aint no stranger, this is someone she sees on the reg, pretty sure once you do this she'll just start fucking him behind your back
>>687679144
>thinking women are actually professional at work
>thinking women have their shit together
>thinking of women in any way other than walking cum dumpsters
>mfw
>works in her office
Dump the bitch OP
I have not read a single reply in the thread but I bet at least 5 others say/think the same as me.
>>687678762
I fap to Russians.
>>687675975
It's simple ,be as gay as possible, touch him,kiss him fondle his jung, he will either be completely put off or she will.
>>687681081
if she isnt already
>>687677135
KEK
Fuck this cuck thread. I have a problem too.
My girlfriend has no fucking endurance, every time we're fucking she cums in less than 5 minutes. Pace, rhythm doesn't matter. Couple of minutes of getting into it BAM she's fucking cumming her brains out.
Sometimes we can keep going for a bit longer, I've made her cum three times in a row a bunch of times and that's like 10 minutes maximum.
What the fuck is this bullshit... Any advice or experience with this?
>>687675975
bad move. your threesome is never going to happen and this is her way of jumpstarting the end of your relationship. shes gonna say shit like "she didnt think it would end like this" and "she didnt plan for it to happen this way" just so she can justify not being accountable. You're literally allowing your GF to fuck another guy which tells her she can get what she wants. You never ever give a girl a position like that in a relationship. Don't go through with it anon...
It's already too late for your relationship, but at least you can end it with some dignity and on your own terms.
>>687675975
>He's some lawyer who works in her office
lol she already fucked him if this is real you stupid faggot - you'll break up before you get your own threesome and she'll move out and start going out with the other dude.
>>687675975
Jesus dude, you didn't verify who it would be with.
Enjoy your plate of stupid pie.
Mother fuckers not knowing how to negotiate and be honest about shit.
>>687677737
Confirmed
>>687681381
Its called faking it, studmuffin
Jeez, everyone assuming the worst about OP's GF ...
Should have made her agree to a FFM threesome first then a MMF threesome.
RIP relationship
>>687681381
Is this some kind of retarded brag?
You are either shit at sex and she wants it over as soon as possible ir you have zero problems.
>>687675975
Tell her no.
It's that simple. Threesomes are ALWAYS bad for relationships. It never ends up okay because it always leads into cheating and regrets.
>>687678562
Pretty sure he did.
>>687681381
here's the difference.
When a guy cums, he loses his erection shortly after. A girl doesn't need to have an erection to have sex. She can keep having sex before, during and after she cums.
>>687675975
She suggests a threesome and has already picked out the guy that is working with her. This is for all the wrong reasons. Don't do it!
>>687681381
She could just be hypersensitive
Ask her to finish you off when she's orgasmed
If she isn't willing to, drop her she's a selfish bitch.
I was once in a relationship with a girl who once said she wasn't in the mood any more after I'd been fucking her brains out for like 20 minutes and made her cum about 5 times, when she knew that I pretty much only orgasm from oral really.
Shit was not cash.
>>687681381
prolly faking if its happening that regularly, either just wants to make you fell like the big man or really hates having sex with you
>>687675975
AHAHAHAHAHA CUCKED
>>687675975
the only way for you to get this to work out well for you is to pick a girl that she knows (if you even get your threesome, she will probably ditch you for lawyer man the day after she fucks him) and make sure you dick her friend hella hard.
Like fuck her friend better than you've ever fucked her. Make youre gf jealous. Make her friend want you to leave your gf for her.
>>687681657
Well, the quality of women has plummeted since women's lib.
>>687675975
here is what you do
>pack up everything you own while she is at work
>move it to friend's (not a mutual friend) or to your new place
>ask her to point him out on the sly to you when you meet her for lunch
>when she points him out shout at him
>You can fuck her all you want with out feeling guilty anymore, she's single.
>walk out
>block her number
>>687681766
Not always, but you have to actually be honest and say what the dick you want. So, yeah, most off the time. Most people lie about their insecurities so the threesome causes them to bubble up to the forefront and ruin the relationship.
>>687682140
They always have to fuck everything up.
>>687681654
I'm not going to sit here and argue with you all night but it's not. Some of us can actually pleasure a woman, you can feel the crazy convulsions and shit and it gets fucking wet.
Nice bait but I'm seriously asking. She's a total newfag when it comes to sex.
>>687681907
thank you for your needed information my dear friend
you should write a book about this
>>687675975
fucking copy pasta from last night.
>>687682271
Yeah so she doesnt even know what an orgasm is, so when she'a almost there she counts that as an orgasm, even if you never get there. When Chad hits that up she's in for a surprise.
>>687679853
>thou
>we
tranny confirmed
>>687681381
This fucking sucks. I've been there. There is no way out of it, once they start doing that it's gonna stay that way.
>>687678670
Welcome to 4chan op is always a faggot
>>687681657
well, her enthusiasm to go through with, her insistence that hers be first and, most importantly, thats its someone she knows and will see regularly afterwards are all red flags imo
Lol...shes already fucked him...now shes gonna fuck him right in front of you, then either continue after behind your back, or shes gonna leave you for a douche lawyer....Should have gotten the FFM first....ID beat the shit outta him afta just so she knows who the fuck Alpha is....she got mad for a reason
OP the only advice I have is to not blow your load before the guy does. If you blow your load first you'll be sitting there with a limp dick, watching your girlfriend get pounded. Same idea with masturbating before going back to an EX or w/e. After a guy blows his load he feels different about the situation.
The only thing that is scary is this guy works with your girl that is a huge mistake. It shouldn't be someone you guys see all the time. It should be someone you guys BOTH just met or RARELY ever talk to. That's only going to fuck with your head when you're in a rough spot in your relationship knowing she works with him.
i wonder if a single one of these threads has ever been based in reality
surely plenty of these total coward men actually exist. you don't even have to be 'alpha' to know that this is the signal of a dead partnership. how do they even get her in the first place i wonder
>>687680819
OP is obviously baiting, but if an actual situation like this was to arise, doing this would be the best course of action.
And if he somehow decides to accept you moving on him, it'll at least make him seem less masculine/dominant in the (future ex-)gf's eyes as well, that is unless/until he asserts dominance and tries to buttfuck you. Making sure you'll be the top is important, and that'll make you still have at least some show of dominance.
Either way the relationship is doomed to fail though. Disregarding my personal disdain for the whole MMF concept, the fact the woman picked the guy without the man having any say in it shows that it's not going to be about the MMF experience but about her being able to fuck someone else without feeling guilty.
>>687681657
sperm warfare.
When two different men cum inside the same vagina, the sperm will fight each other. There are many different types of sperm.
There are two different types of sprinters. Sperm that sprint to the egg to enter it and sperm that sprint to the egg and don't try to enter it. Instead, this second type of sprinter will circle the egg and search for rival sperm to bump off of it.
There are sperm that link tails with other sperm to form a wall.
There are sperm that search for rival sperm in the vagina and when it finds one it hooks it's tail around it and goes limp, transforming itself into an anchor that slows the rival sperm it ensnares.
All of these traits of sperm evolved for only one reason. Throughout the history of our species, women usually have more than one active sexual partner.
>>687682790
Oh she suggested it an not you? Never mind this is not going to end well sorry OP.
>>687682790
This is one of the main reasons why an MMF threesome is a lose lose situation for the guy in the relationship.
The entire thing isn't fun for the guy, its a fucking proving ground, where you have to show yourself to be at least the sexual equal of the newcomer, and if you fail at this, if you get nervous and blow too soon, or you just aren't turned on by it and go limp, it becomes exceedingly awkward.
>>687682801
girls like a 'safe' choice as a plan B
happened to me when i was younger before gettin swoll
Ure being cucked without knowing it. Ur girl is a pro.
>>687677616
So huhhhhh you wanna fuck while this guy loses his GF and will prolly kill himself....and 3somes only involve 2 girls 1 guy...its gay with 2 dudes
>>687681756
No she just can't last for shit. It's fine most of the time but sometimes you just wanna smash it for an hour or so.
>>687681907
Yeah but after orgasm it gets really sensitive and painful after a while.
>>687682060
Yeah she is, just wondering if there's any way around it.
I mean I'm just asking for other experiences/ advice because it's good sex she just can't last more than 10-15 minutes 99% of the time.
I expected a lot of "huu huu she's faking kek" and I honestly don't give a shit. I know everyone's different, just never been with a girl who cums so god damn quick.
I wasn't going to mention it because I know the exact response it's going to get from /b/ but she'd honestly never came from sex before she was with me and it took a couple of tries with me before she did. I think it's just going to be a case of training her up, she's gotten a little better over the years.
Is there going to be any useful advice from /b/ at all tonight? I doubt it but I'm just curious.
>>687680333
And far more true since I got TRIPS!!!
>>687675975
If the GBG threesome ends up happening, make sure to demean your girlfriend in subtle ways. And definitely finish with the other girl, but pull out and bust a nut on your girl's face.
>>687675975
ITT:
people who'd believe the moon is blue cheese, if someone wrote it on /b/
jesus fucking shitty tits you guys are idiots
This was a shit test and you failed it.
We want men who have the strength to set boundaries for us. You're a fucking doormat and your girlfriend isn't yet consciously aware that she's not attracted to you anymore. The absence of sexual attraction to you will all become very clear to her tonight though.
>>687683006
Yea, he has to come out on top of that contest.
It takes a certain type of strength to let your partner fuck another person. Female or Male.
I get jealous of the Swinger couples I know because I don't know how they are that confident. I want to have a relationship where I can feel so solid/secure without the fucking another person part in it.
>>687683382
What are you new? If people never replied to bait this place would be gone.
>>687683382
You've been here more than 6 months and less than 3 years.
After about the fifth year, you'll be feeding obvious trolls like it's nobodies business solely because it's funny and not giving a fuck.
Fuck it just have a foursome.
>>687683518
actually a valid point
>>687683619
I wish that was true.. but, been here since before candy-ass roodypoo, and even before WT Snacks was b& v& & c&
cuck
>>687675975
fuck him instead of her
>>687681381
I once had a gf who came pretty fast in the foreplay. Like when I was just licking and fingering her, she just came in 3min or so.
The bad thing was, that she always lost her sexual desire after she came once. She always let me fuck her after that, but she was no more into it.
Also, consider yourself lucky, there are women who are completely unable to get an orgasmn.
>>687683382
I remember browsing 4chan when I was 12-14 thinking a lot of these stories are fake. But the only reason for that was I didn't have any of the life experience then that I have now. I wasn't out in the real world then.
But when you get older you'll have crazy things happen to you and when you post it online people will be saying the same thing you are :)
You'll be surprised how weird life can be.
>>687675975
>She got really mad and said that I was being hypocritical
That's not what that word means.
>I agreed.
cuck
>he works in her office
cuck and retard
MMF threesomes are generally not much fun if they haven't been suggested by the guy in the relationship.
When it comes to sex, men have certain expectations placed upon them. It is men who need to have sexual prowess, need to be able to perform.
The role of males in sex is far more difficult and involved than that of females. A man has to ensure his virility by maintaining an erection. A man must ensure his endurance, as in the modern age, the inability to give your female partner an orgasm is seen as emasculating. A man generally does most of the lifting and shifting in a sexual encounter, through which he must prove his masculinity via strength.
This naturally means that when you introduce another man to the situation, it becomes a competition, and if the man in the relationship loses in this competition, it will be humiliating for him.
Provided you aren't the strange kind of man who gets off on being humiliated, this will lead to the encounter being far from fun for him from the outset, essentially nothing but an anxiety inducing test of his masculinity as compared to this new comer.
This situation is very much worse when it is the female who has instigated the MMF threesome, and thus thrust the test upon her partner.
For all the "Oh baby I'll love you no matter what, it's okay, its not a competition I love YOU baby." that might be spun, it is simply not the case, and everyone knows it.
The loser will be tacitly pitied, and the winner will be glorified, and it will be well known which is which.
The guy in the relationship has far more to lose from losing the competition, and nothing to gain really.
Such competition does not exist between females, there is no societal expectation of sexual prowess or virility for women. All women have to do is be attractive.
>>687677772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpFtnIIWN1s
>>687684589
this p much tho
>>687675975
You might as well just start packing your shit up now, cucklordoverfag.
Just find another couple and fuck the shit out of each other. Especially if they have a boat.
>>687675975
haha I hope this is real
>asks for a threesome
>just happens to choose a guy she works with
guess you have to let your GFs bull use your boycunt like a good cuck, OP.
>>687684370
>>687677070
all cuck meming aside for a threesome to actually work well all parties should be bisexual or at least bi curious. A lot more fun and 'fair' that way.
>>687683006
Actually not. You could connect with the dude in a true bro sense and work together as if playing doubles tennis.
>>687685004
Wasn't suppose to be an insult. Just the truth
>>687675975
fucked up hard, either she plans to leave you before that other threesome's gonna happen or she will have specific requirements regarding what that other girl will have to be
>>687684589
this pretty much says it all
Exclude her from the 3sum that'll show her
>>687685325
This isn't going to happen if the dude is a stranger to relationship dude.
You aren't about to make friends with someone if your first time meeting them is them giving your gf the porksword.
Not unless you're an actual cuck.
>>687675975
I suggest you leave the relationship immediately. She wants to fuck a dude she works with.
inb4 copypasta
>>687684589
Dis nigga knows
Watch that new adam sandler movie on Netflix; It actually has some pro tips.
>>687675975
Threesomes are awful for relationships. If you don't actually give a fuck about her, just do it. If you do give a fuck about her then end the relationship now. There is no "i dont want to do this, but i want our relationship to work".
On second thought.
>tell your gf you liked it
>want to do it more
>start making people pay you to fuck her
>tell them not to bring up anything about payment
>you become a pimp and get pussy on the side
>make cash
>fucker better bitches
>once she finds out dump her
>>687685728
>adam sandler
>pro tips
holy shit, now I finally know why Americans are retards.
>>687675975
Fucking cuck.
>>687684589
>All women have to do is be attractive.
>>687685839
genius
>>687675975
i'm gonna say relationship is gonna end in the next 3 months. in my experience if the girl wants mmf then unless you're completely fine with it then shits going down the crapper very soon
>>687675975
This is a big problem OP. The fact she has suggested it with someone she knows.. her workplace person. Lots of red flags. Do it and dump the bitch.
Also, take pics
>>687675975
ITS A TRAP OP RUNNNNNN YOU'RE GONNA GET CUCK
>>687686153
Its true though, women be attractive, and get fucked for the most part.
Generally the guy is the one doing most of the hard work and needing to prove themselves, they are the more active participant.
Im not redpilling, i dont hate women for this, they're great, but it is true and if you cant see that you dumb.
>>687685839
>>tell your gf you liked it
>>want to do it more
>>start making people pay you to fuck her
there's a ledit post that is kinda like this
>>687686505
i agree 103% faget
i just greentexted that because yes
Op you're a faggot kill yourself
>>687675975
Fuck him first establish dominance
Yeah you're an idiot OP. She picked someone she KNEW and works with and talks to on a DAILY basis. That's strike 1, 2, and 3.
>>687679603
sauce, mate. that ass looks too pleasant.
>>687681381
THis sounds like a lie, I just keep fucking my girl until i cum, She's not a cunt so even when it starts to hurt and she's already cum 10 times she still keeps riding, But that might be because i'm 18 and she's 39 and i'm a catch. SO she is going out of her way to please me, idk
>>687687183
i think its a realdoll dude...
>>687687086
Do this its the only option.
>>687677616
tits or gtfo is reserved for when a femanon is asking for something in return. therefore your arguments are null and void.
>>687676272
>>687676480
Pretty much these. Also
/thread
>>687675975
piss off
>>687684589
I agree with pretty much all of it, except the notion that there's not societal expectation for women.
It's just a much more lenient one.
Among women there's the competition of who is more attractive/desirable, and honestly the only fair thing to do after the FMM threesome is for the guy to focus his attention on the other woman. Show the women in the relationship that she is not by default deemed most attractive in such scenarios, force her into a similar competition as she forced him into one (assuming the woman proposed the FMM threesome and not the man).
Even so, though, if the woman in the relationship loses she can still get plenty of reassurance of her desirability from third party sources, while for the man in the relationship it's a lot less likely to happen.
I think the only way to recover from a loss in the competition as the guy is to sell that the woman in that relationship lost her competition in the FFM threesome as well (which requires convincing subtlety to avoid being obvious in picking the other woman as winner to get back/even) and in addition to that have plenty of women hitting on or flirting with him when the woman in the relationship is around.
The chances of this happening are incredibly slim though, generally men that attractive/desirable don't end up in a FMM threesome as the one in the relationship, let alone on the losing end.
>>687683922
and yet, people replying to bait upsets you.
Seriously fucking the dude is the only way I see you coming out on top of this, OP. No pun intended. If you're straight as a arrow then swallow your fucking pride, and pretend your life depends on it, because your masculinity certainly does
>>687675975
op is a faggot
>>687677616
>obligatory tits or gtfo
Shes right. Ive never been on the receiving end but ive cucked several guys and the look on their faces is heartbreaking
Its usually some beta fag who scored a super hot girl and he cant get her off.
>Saddest thing in the world to witness
Good pussy tho
>>687675975
These fucking threads make me think of what could go wrong with my SO and end up wanting to kill myself. I'm out.
>>687675975
Good luck mate...
Sad story for you is that it's easy to get another guy who wants to bang up your girl. And if I was you, I'd have the other guy just wreck her vagina so that she'll regret it. Literally fuck her raw (both of you, take turns until she is so physically exhausted that it is now considered rape)
don't use lube and destroy her butthole til it bleeds.
At this point she'll either cheat on you, or she'll never suggest a three way with another man ever again, but having another lady in there so that she doesn't have to go through that brutality twice... it's win win, plus if she leaves you, at least you'll know that she was always planning to cheat.
tl;dr : Tag team and destroy both orifice (especially butthole) she'll never suggest 2 men ever again.
>>687687969
I would say that the societal expectations placed on women are so lenient as to be essentially negligible.
I did state in my initial post that it was mostly about attractiveness for women.
>>687683182
>Yeah but after orgasm it gets really sensitive and painful after a while.
Femanon here. No, it doesn't.
>>687675975
lol letting a coworker fuck your bitch. prepared to be given horns then dumped.
It's your dick. You don't have to share it with someone you don't want to.
I don't see any way this ends well.
I've been the new guy in an MMF threesome before.
It's kind of my fetish, but it's one that I sort of don't enjoy indulging.
Its insanely fucking hot to make the girl's boyfriend feel inadequate while getting her off, legitimately life affirming shit, feels amazing in the moment.
But I swear to god afterwards you feel like a piece of shit because you understand the situation he was placed in. He had no escape, no options, and you know that if you were ever in his place you would be fucking heartbroken and trying not to show it to save your last scrap of masculinity.
So you promise yourself never to be in his position, and have more respect for yourself than that, because it is a little game girls play with their boyfriends, and the only way to win is not play. She want's someone else's cock she can fucking leave the relationship.
>>687684589
>When it comes to sex, men have certain expectations placed upon them. It is men who need to have sexual prowess, need to be able to perform.
You western men are idiots. You fagots don't even realize that this isn't the way it's supposed to be and it wasn't this way for the majority of our history as a species.
It was the opposite. You let your women take over. It's pathetic.
>>687689200
I am fully aware that we live in a pussified matriarchal society.
Many of us are, steps are being taken.
>>687689200
For OP, letting his woman take over means watching her get dicked by her crush from work. Great advice.
>>687675975
I hope you enjoyed that relationship while it lasted.
![5883527995_0e3dd70cf8_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rsf4EkO.jpg "5883527995_0e3dd70cf8_b[1].jpg")
>>687675975
OP - you've dun goof'd
Your threesome isn't going to happen.
She just wanted to fuck this high flyer from her work.
You're on the slippery cuckold slope buddy.
Fuck her off and move on.
>pic related - you're at the top rn.
shit on him then tell him thats what you and your wife do everynight
>>687688606
Yeah, it's practically negligible due to the ease for a woman to reassure herself that she's desirable by having some random thirsty orbiters around her. Depending on the woman it can gnaw on her that her man doesn't like her more than some other woman though (which explains jealousy, getting upset over the man in the relationship watching porn, etc.; all things insecurity-based), but I wouldn't be surprised if the correlation between such women and women who actively propose FMM threesomes with colleagues or men she already knows is almost non-existent.
With women where the man instead suggests a FFM threesome or women with any insecurity about her physique/desirability in general that sense of competition would be much higher.
>I did state in my initial post that it was mostly about attractiveness for women.
You did, I should've stated I agree with it and that the point I made basically emphasized/extended on that. My bad.
>>687676702
WINRAR
>>687676841
LOST
Am I cucking my gf?
She always wants to hear stories on how I have fucked other girls while I fuck her. She was a virgin when we met.
What do?
>>687681766
This
Fucking cuck
>>687690312
You may have struck gold anon, she might be a cuckquean.
Test waters, if yes wife her. It means she likely isn't a narcissistic controlling piece of shit.
>>687688777
Trips confirms
>>687675975
Don't do it. You'll regret it anon. Your relationship wont be the same
As a word of advice MMF threesomes you have the ultimate say and MFF she does
>>687690312
ease her into it, ask her her opinion on other girls looks, then ask if she ever wanted to kiss a girl and mention how much you would like to see her kiss another girl, progress from there into FFM threesomes,
>>687688777
This bitch never has had a real orgasm
>>687691038
Hell no. Just watch cuckquen porn with her and talk about it casually. If she likes it, go dick a chick and send hey cock snap chats
>>687687294
The skin looks ill, no way it's a real person.
>>687688777
Yes it does. I'm not even a femanon and I know after a few orgasms about 5 or so depending on the girl starts to get sensitive and yes painful
>you never had a real orgasm
>>687687977
Shut up faggot lmao
Femanon here
Ignore these insecure little boys, Op. She might just want two dicks in her life Op. You want two pussies in your life, don't you? Of course you do. So don't be mad at her for wanting the same thing you do.
If you can handle it emotionally (i.e. if you're a real man), you could have two girls simultaneously sucking your dick by next week.
Man up and give her the fingercuff she fantasizes about when she's playing with both of her dildos. She'll reward you.
>>687690312
it might make her feel valuable or attractive to know that you were appealing to other people also
>>687677975
Yeahhhh.....probably this.
Accuse the whore whilst balls deep in not-her-vagina!
>>687676572
>>687676852
How to be the Alpha of all Alpha's. Some dudes are into the Cuck thing, you'll find out fast if that's you or not.
>>687691377
> forever alone virgin detected
m8 if you got a fish about to take the bait you make sure it bites hard, you dont reel it in desperately before its even on the line.
>>687675975
If you do go along with it, make sure you're the dominant one.
Fuck the other guy in the ass (metaphorically or literally)
Kill yourself or you'll always live as a sad little cuck.
>>687691572
>She'll reward you.
Oh yeah, like he's a dog that did a nice fucking trick?
This bitch doesn't know shit about what a real man is, nobody with a cunt ever could.
Being a real man means having self respect OP.
Self respect will get you better pussy than your GF or this cumdumpster here.
>>687682919
Link to video or ur fulla' shit
>>687677975
This. Oh lord this.
>>687681381
Had a girlfriend like this anon, where the score is like 10 to 1, me being the 1. The thing is after several times she seemed to disassociate which I didn't recognize till after (probably explain why she was crazy).
Anyways, communicate with her and try to go slower or try to find what can make you just as sensitive. I found that I am more sensitive, for example, when I wear a rubber. Yes, I know that is retarded, but unfortunately it's the case for me.
Good luck.
>>687675975
>She got really mad and said that I was being hypocritical
well you are
anyway, she wants to cuck you, dump her before she does
Stop being a pussy and do it? She gets to fuck another guy, you get to fuck another girl. Whats the problem?
>>687675975
>workmate
>coincidence? I think not
dump the bitch and fuck the man
>>687683382
That's why OP is a faggot, but a cool one for starting a decent thread
Since OP is a faggot anyway, he should surprise everyone and assfuck the dude that's wishing to join in. Assert dominance.
>>687692152
This.
Insert your dominance...get it?
>>687675975
Fuck him. Show him who's the true alpha.
first piece of advice
make sure he aint black
pro tip: shes already banged him.
seriosuly, just get really into trying to fuck the dude. everyone involved will be so fucking confused and wont fuck around with you. alternatively, pull the dude aside and tell him you will fucking kill him if he tries to fuck your wife outside of this threesome. your welcome.
>>687675975
>Any suggestions?
Do not involve a gf in a threesome. Find some disposable slut and fuck her with a buddy.
Threesomes are Slut City only
>>687692111
>She gets to fuck another guy, you get to fuck another girl. Whats the problem?
he will never find a girl to agree to it, so it will never happen, and she will then keep fucking her co-worker, and OP will be single before the year is up.
>>687692302
/thread
>>687689014
Madison?
>>687692471
Even if he does find another girl OPs gf will just go back on what she said
>>687675975
>He's some lawyer who works in her office.
You already lost before she asked anon, you only made it worse by agreeing to a threesome. leave now while you still have some of your dignity.
>>687692596
exactly.
>>687691808
>>687691808
Lol. You have no idea how women work. Eating them into shit only causes a loss of respect. Gotta take control and just do it. Make her your bitch. If you baby the girl, she'll act like a baby. And now you're spring a fucking child who doesn't respect you and might let you fuck her in between cuck sessions.
>>687675975
Welcome to the beginning of the end of your relationship, you retarded cuck.
>>687675975
CHECK EM
>>687691882
Women define manhood. Little boys who can't adapt to our definition don't get to pass their seed on.
>>687692608
that pic made me vomit a little
>>687678562
Who are you, uncle 4chan?
/thread
>>687677772
>"im sorry sir"
havent laughed like that in long fucking time
cheers m8
forget about girlfriend, only fuck the lawyer.
>>687692888
chekd
>>687692888
o shit waddup
>>687692890
Low quality bait.
Women don't define shit, there is a reason men control every aspect of civilized society.
You are useful only as long as your cunt can squeeze out children.
>>687693065
Thank you
>>687693111
>>687691882
Come on man, that bait is so fucking obvious.
Makes me think you're ironically responding to it - much like what is happening throughout this thread to OP to begin with, or at least I hope so.
Greet him at the door, act friendly and then just slip into the conversation "Im surprised she found someone that was into this sort of thing, most guys shy away from being fucked in the ass"
>>687693255
Check these
>>687693362
kek
this
>>687690312
Some girls (mine) really get off on the masculine orgasm point of view. She always wants me to tell her stories about the other girls I fuck. She gets off hearing about me getting off. She reads gay (male) porn. She's probably fine and you guys are ok.
>>687685839
OHHHHH FAGGOT YOUR A GENIYS
>>687677575
Yeah, this.
>>687675975
drink booze, don't be shy, just fuck it'll all be fire
>>687692916
it has no effect
it is like going to your own funeral
>>687688777
Don't lie to these stupid neck beards. I can't stand it when my BF keeps going after I finish. It makes him get all excited like he got a second wind or something. Like, it's good at first, but it's too much. It's not pain exactly, it's just too sensitive.
