Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Stay up late and sleep in even later edition
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
Snek is still a cute.
Rules:
>Claim
>No Claiming Waifu's that have already been claimed
>Discuss
>Post fitting content
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No ERP, minimal RP
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Act like a decent human being
This is my Waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my laifu. Without me my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must love her more than the others who are trying to outdo me. I must love her more than they do. I will. My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not her being real, what people say, or the claims they make. We know that it is the feelings that count. We will feel.
Claiming again, hello everyone once again
>>687671432
What was the last successful thing you have completed?
>yuuko
RULES
>you're waifu a shit
Yo guys any of you have ever read Nazo No Kanojo X (a.k.a Mysterious Girlfriend X) ? Just wanna talk about that fucking beauty with someone
still here
and
>>687671578
what do you mean?
>>687671551
Wew~ Penny time!
>always start with my favourite image of her.
So, faggots, I've got some news.
Not sure if it's good, not sure if it's bad.
I'm gonna be a Dad.
>>687671824
Sick kicks
>>687671901
i was attempting to skip pleasantries
What was the last thing you did that was of benefit to someone?
>>687671653
Remove the silly "this is waifu" bit and you got it perfect
>>687672021
Much congratulations!???
>>687672103
I did.
>>687672021
I'm so sorry.
>congratulations
>name it Courage Wolf
>Didn't see this before
>>687670243
Uh, probably about 36 degrees outside and inside its about 26? Not sure if I did that right, I'm using google to change it over. Did cool down to about 69F or 20C ^^
>>687671551
>
>>687671619
>>687670054
>only threads I've made with any high number of posts is Shiki related
She would be so proud of you.
>>687670223
Was there a particular reason for you to feel sad?
And, it's good to know you've been better today so far.
I've been good, I haven't been able to digest anything, so I've been skipping meals for a while now.
I'll probably get checked next week, though.
No worries.
That helped a lot.
Im here.
>>687672021
Congratulations!
>>687672172
You also added retarded shit and removed classics
>>687672047
I dont really know
Akiko claimed
Junkrat is strong but pretty boring to play
>>687672021
Terrible news i'm afraid in my mind.
You haven't been sleeping together for long.
Dio-sama...
>>687672021
You better not be joking about that Warhammer 40k figurine you were painting yesterday.
>>687672021
Use a coat hanger.
>>687672396
Correct, that's why it's my version of rules. Only thing I added was act like a decent human being actually, and tweaked a few others.
Yep
Still here
>>687672021
So people here actually fuck someone. Congrats bro.
We wanna pics when that piece of human born
>>687672243
This isn't really much. Here 36 still Okay. Rio de Janeiro makes 42~50 Celsius easily (107.6~122 Fahrenheit)
Bloody hell. Are we really "rule" Nazi'ing again?
Kill yourselves.
I'll use my pasta and you can use whatever the fuck pasta you want.
>>687672513
Junkrat is who you play if you don't feel like playing Overwatch imo.
Just mash click in the direction you think someone is and you'll do fine.
still here kind of
>>687672701
>>687672243
Oh and I live in the North-Westy portion of the states, but I'm towards the southern border of my state and its usually hotter down here than it is near the Canadian border. I like it here, mostly because the winters last longer so I can enjoy not working outside, although I do love gardening, the peas are coming along well this year ^^
>>687672340
Well, rent and bills came all at once again. So stress built up. And it was converted to crippling lethargy. Which in turn turned into depression and ergo: Sleep. I was active a bit but I dunno. It was weird.
I think I may have made the other Tomoko dislike me.
But enough about that, you should try eating easy stuff. Toast, crackers, water. Maybe some ginger ale or lemon-lime soda. Helps with nausea and all that. Stay away from dairy if you've been having really bad indigestion.
>>687672608
Yeah shit, if you want a filthy hugbox this isn't it, Yuuko made a good change with recommending creative insults.
>>687672537
We actually have, we've known eachother for a long time.
>>687672603
I'm not, I've already painted Geoff, Painting Fuckface now.
>>687672637
I'll post pics when and if I can.
>>687672701
>"rule" Nazi'ing
>>687672884
Wait are you being serious?
>>687672047
Cinnamon bun.
Work is slow today.
>>687672860
no i just dont really have anything to say
>>687672884
I hope i'm wrong.
Good luck /b/ro
>>687673038
mai
>>687673013
Yes, I am.
>>687673137
What about?
I had an impulse buy moment today.
>I bought the Stardew Valley soundtrack because the devs are cool guys and I wanted to support them
>But its actually really good and when I listen to it I want to grow things.
>Also I listen to entirely too much Coldplay so this is a nice change of pace.
>>687673090
Well I'm glad you don't dislike me, and you seem to say enough to get what you want across across.
No worries.
>>687673258
I'm sorry but I'm having a hard time believing you
>>687672884
>>687673258
Forming a family with the woman you lost your virginity too.
You were friends for a long time, but in my mind this is occurring while the honeymoon phase is still in effect.
people often change as relationships progress.
That said i'm a huge pessimist IRL and know nothing of relationships first hand.
>>687673353
Do much today?
>>687671551
>Stay up late and sleep in even later editio
this is my type of bread
Claimedu
>>687673537
I had a hard time at first too, She's 9 weeks and 1-1-2 days. We went for her OBGYN appointment today, and I got to see it.
>>687673602
No heresy Here, my lord.
>>687673634
I've known her for a long long time, we've been friends, then we started dating, and now we're here.
Love's a hell of a drug.
I seek attention.
>>687673634
Yeah.
I have a great day.
>>687673773
man stop being a bitch you should be wilding the fuck out on his ass he's insulting your relationship
>>687673773
I know
Still take care. Enjoy the ride.
>>687673854
Why's that? do anything special?
>>687673773
Dude. Watch it crown. You'll never look at a vagina the same.
>name it Courage Wolf
>>687673702
>Rattle rattle
What's up, Sachi?
>>687672021
Good job! Sucks at first but having babies can be really amazing and fun
>>687673773
It's more the telling lies on the internet part, but really if you're telling the truth then congratulations man but prepare for the wildest ride.
>>687673916
It's a valid concern.
Chara claimed
How is everyone?
>>687673854
>Attention
>(You)
>>687673773
>I love Warhammer 40k, I have Regicide which is really fun because I use to play a lot of chess.
>I also have Dawn Of War 2 Chaos Rising because RTS is fun.
Mostly enjoy Regicide because of the brutal takedowns, but the lore and everything else is just glorious
>>687673791
Here, have some attention
>(You)
>>687673916
It's not an insult, at least I'm not taking it as one.
Try to get a better understanding of things before you make your judgment.
>>687673991
Yeah, no thanks, I'll just stand off to the side.
>>687674018
So I'm learning, this is the happiest I've been in a while.
>>687674026
I tend not to Tell lies on the internet, I have no reason to lie to you fine gents.
>>687673957
I'll try, It's gonna be tough.
>>687674136
I have Spess Mehreen, Dawn of war GOTY edition and access to Eternal Crusade, as well as the Minis and a book that's on order.
>>687674121
Hello chara
>>687673791
>>687673495
thanks i think
This news brings me strange feels
In honor post your waifu being motherly.
>>687674401
Heya Yuuko! I found a very spooky pic of Chara
>>687673957
Just went out with someone I haven't seen in a while.
Had fun.
>>687674791
>>687674791
Now that's easy
>>687674791
Done and done.
>>687674791
I guess.
>>687675009
>
>>687674803
Mrs.smiley
>>687674868
That's always a joy.
Old friend, mentor, family, or lover?
>>687674791
Letting paint dry and doing nothing at the moment
>>687674329
Take lots of pics and post em here dude when the time comes
>>687674791
done
>>687675209
Biiig smile!
How was your day?
>>687674791
>>687675423
>tfw you will never baby tomoko
Amnnnnd back to work! Peace guys
>smug
>>687675120
Thanks man, I lost all my old pictures and only have some of the low res ones from when my HDD crashed.
>>687674791
Best I had
>>687674791
Cant find yuno
Theres to many kiritos
>moka
>>687672340
You sound like you're struggling to survive right now.
Try your best to solve things out, please.
>Toast, crackers, water. Maybe some ginger ale or lemon-lime soda. Helps with nausea and all that. Stay away from dairy if you've been having really bad indigestion.
I'll make sure to try these out.
Thank you, lovely.
>>687674791
Here you go.
Flandre is here
>>687675348
an odd motherly image
>>687675553
Another normie i see
How did you end up here?
>>687675376
I did some yard work.
That's about all. you?
>>687675029
you guessed correctly
>>687675773
not bad
>>687675865
You're waifu is a terrifying parent
>>687676030
One day I'll have better, I'm still in the process of sorting and naming my pictures
>>687676030
I followed you.
>>687676027
Heya Flandre!
>>687676030
Checked my resume
Vacuum cleaned the house
Cooked for my little brother
Visited my great grandmother
That's it
>>687674791
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>>687674016
eh not much really
>rattles rattle
what about you?
>>687676271
Nice person you are
>>687676216
Will you follow me to hell?
>>687676018
Not struggling. Just overreacting really.
I had bad anxiety so I used to flip real shit a few years ago.
This is just me at my mental limits.
>>687676353
Nothing really.
Considering just getting shitfaced and playing Overwatch all night for giggles.
Dunno.
>Rattle rattle
>>687673012
I'm a gigantic rule nazi
>>687676030
>terrifying
Tell me about it.
>>687676030
>no respone
>>687676566
Obviously.
>when you get a highlight intro
>for Zenryetta
>>687676566
Not really, but thank you I guess
>>687676824
Mai is such a sweet person
>>687676824
>>687676947
Congratulations on the marriage
>>687676990
Hey, Zenyatta is actually pretty good.
He's hard to use tho.
Do it
>>687676692
>I'll use my own pasta as long as I'm the OP.
Yet they're always the ones pre-making the threads.
>>687676695
Do your homework
>>687677213
kys that's my job.
>>687677153
He's the weakest healer at the moment, that health pool just doesn't work with snipers being so popular/Widow on every team, and a highlight intro isn't exactly going to be used because how often do you get POTG for supports?
>>687672021
Bruh.
>>687676695
I generally don't like tsunderes but i like the dynamic your waifu has.
Would be fine parent.
>>687676730
i didn't realize it would be a bother to some i didn't respond to.
Some anons i didn't have anything to say.
For instance to your post i already new what image you were going to use.
my apologies
>>687676824
You're such a sweet heart.
It's a shame you don't open up more often.
>>687672021
Not sure if congratulations or condolences
>>687677295
Someone has to do it when you finally live up to your standards
>>687677376
Exactly
>>687676587
>I had bad anxiety so I used to flip real shit a few years ago.
What has changed since then?
>>687677483
I told you.
Mai a cute.
>>687677483
Maybe.
https://youtu.be/h95WgRmXR-w
I haven't been on sfwchan in ages,
>>687677424
True, he's really fucking squishy.
I hope they buff his HP to be honest, even if he can put out insane amounts of damage.
> how often do you get POTG for supports?
I don't know, I got like 4 POTG with Symmetra so far.
Also you get POTG with Mercy a lot of times, from what I've seen.
>>687677483
I had sadly already posted the picture I really would have used
>>687676271
Ay whats up
>>687672021
Personally I'll give you my condolences. Not sure if you want it, if you wanted it, congrats!
>>687677469
Heya Neo! How was your day?
>>687677621
Evening Akiko
>Some believe Alduin is Akatosh.
>Some believe M'aiq is a liar.
>Don't believe either of those things.
Well, I guess that is my 10k Mudcrab from Skyrim.
>>687677870
It was good. I found my drawing stick and all.
Then BunBun happened and I'm confused.
>>687677469
Multicolored beauty
>>687677738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grd5Wpl6lEY
>>687677779
Now that's a real tragedy
Are you a fan of having children?
>>687678100
God no I couldn't imagine a more hellish existence than being a parent, I do like babies/small children and make sure to spent as much time as possible with my cousins's baby before they leave for Cali.
Having dinner right now. Hominy is so good man
>>687677733
Hmm...
Got out of school, worked for a while, and smoked a lot of weed.
Probably won't work for everyone, and it doesn't seem to really work all that well. But it works for me.
Hell, a few months ago I got my car towed, 250 dollars I didn't have. The friend I was staying with was more worried than I was.
Hmm, when I got fired I took it well. Imagine getting out of a boring hobby. The only thing I really miss is the money.
And I guess these threads. It's nice to vent and have someone pretend they care. Even for a minute. Or a two months.
>>687677869
Ayyy nothing's up! Just did some chores today and you?
>>687677990
BunBun happened... yeah, I feel you. That's confusing. How's BunBun feeling about this?
>>687672021
So, how are you feeling about becoming a Dad BunBun?
>>687678283
It really would take a long long....time for it to start paying off.
But i can't imagine a fulfilling future without them.
>>687678457
Awww texas...
>>687672021
>Dad
You fucked up.
>>687678283
I wanted to be a parent once.
Sadly just couldn't find the right woman and maybe parenting is not for me. I'll stay in the classroom. It feels like home.
I'm actually kind of disappointed in myself on that regard. A family would have been nice I feel.
I'm off now, not that I was very active. Bye everyone
Tenryuu claimed
>>687672021
Then you can cut your dick off and hang it into your wardrobe.....you won't need it in a long time.
>>687678522
>How's BunBun feeling about this?
He deleted his Telegram and hasn't been on TS3.
Christ. I wouldn't be able to raise a child yet. Unless Neo was there with me. But like, wow. Damn. I'm half expecting him to pop up saying 'HAHA Social experiment'.
>>687678100
Not multicolored but still beauty beauty.
>>687678629
I've just always wanted to realise myself through my work/career rather than a child, add general self doubt and issues from childhood and I'm not exactly one for having children.
Not that it's a hardline stance, the right woman would be able to turn me around.
>Performing weekly waifu roll.
>>687678936
Farewell
>>687679042
It was always my hope that people would not need this place anymore. Glad things are evolving.
>>687679071
The right woman could get a man to do dame near anything.
>>687679467
scum.
>>687679415
>>687679415
Are ya back ?
>>687679602
>>687679688
Yes.
>>687679524
That's what makes them dangerous, can't fall head over heels in the honeymoon period like Bun-Bun.
>>687674791
>>687674791
I always do.
I'm back everyone! Sorry I heard some spooky ass noises, my house kinda echos occasionally so I heard a bunch of moaning and metal banging
>I thought it was a ghost
>turns out it was my neighbor loading shit into his trailer.
Who wants to make a go fund me for bun bun? He gonna need it.
