>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day anyone here managed to
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>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking?
Smoke weed instead
>>687645374
why do you make this thread every day
I at about 50 a day.
>>687645374
well I cut it down from 2 packs a day to 2-3 cigs a day
We r on the same boat
>>687645374
You should do whatever you can to quit. If you are smoking 75 a day it will be easy to cut down. Limit yourself to two an hour. Then slowly increase the time interval in between smokes until you get to one an hour. Then try to quit altogether. But you probably won't be able to go from 75 to zero. Cut down first.
>>687645374
Don't smoke where you live, it's pointless.
>>687645374
>75
nigga you crazy
I smoke like ten a day
>>687645374
Why do you make this thread everyday?
>>687645374
The statistical average for time spent smoking a cigarette is 11 minutes.
The least amount of time spent is 8 minutes. If you smoke 75 cigarettes a day and spend the LEAST amount of time per cigarette it comes to 600 minutes, or TEN hours a day smoking. This is ridiculous. But, you will be dead soon so it won't matter.
>>687646579
Source on stats? It takes me 3-5 minutes to smoke a cigarette.
>>687646743
Google it. I'm not here to do your homework.
But, let's say you do only spend four minutes. Multiply 4 times the number if cigarettes you smoke, and that's how much unproductive time you generate every day so you can use your drugs.
>>687646743
Same. I just lit this at :47 lets see how long it takes
>>687645374
I just hit my two month mark.
First two weeks were hell but now I barely even think about smoking.
You can do it OP.
>>687645374
75?
thats crazy OP
unless youre canadian thats almost 4 packs a day
>>687646944
You seem very angry about other people doing things you don't like, you might want to look to that.
Anyway, I googled it ans got fifteen different answers in two minutes. When you need to cherry-pick, or just make up, stats to make a point you're just being a fool.
>>687647066
Done
>>687647066
I don't smoke straights any more. Ten quid a pack? No thanks.
75 cigarettes multiplied by only four minutes is still 300 minutes, which is five hours.
>>687645374
>>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
>anyone here managed to quit smoking?
How many times a day does this thread get posted?
>>687647387
You are an adult addicted to pacifiers that deliver drugs and you think that I am a fool? Fucking hysterical.
>>687645633
That shit is worse for lungs.
>>687645374
pack-a-day habit for 26 years. started dating girl 16 yrs younger than me (pic related). she's a med student. doesn't want to get too involved with a dude way older than herself if he's just gonna die on her soon. told her i'd always planned to quit when i turned 40. turned 40 last week. i steal a couple of drags every day at work from colleagues (never a whole smoke) but no cigs from 5pm on. so far so good. but i've also got someone that motivates and supports me.
>>687647443
I'm murrifag what's that in dollars?
I pay about 4.75 a pack for Marlboro
>>687647620
yea but nobody smokes 75 joints a day
>>687647602
You are an adult who bases far too much of their life on the actions of others. I, on the other hand, do what I want and respect others' rights to do the same.
>>687647723
Yeah, it's about 15 bucks. We get screwed in the UK, so I roll my own.
>>687645374
>this exact same thread again
why
>>687647761
Snoop Dogg does
>>687647432
You better finish that motherfucking cigarette you faggot
I stopped two weeks ago and haven't touched a cigarette since. I really love the taste of cigarette and I love to smoke, but something got into me and I just stopped. I don't want to smoke anymore.
>>687646944
You realize you can do other things while smoking cigarettes, right?
>>687647825
Holy shit nigger
>>687647825
>>687645374
go to the doctor man, your GP will help you off it, tell him how much you smoke so he actually takes it seriously
>>687647766
No, you are a drug addict who rationalizes reasons why you're not.
You are an adult addicted to pacifiers like a baby. You are a drug addict who can't make it more than an hour without using your drugs. You are weak and pathetic.
You let drugs run your life.
>>687647859
snoop dogg is a wanker
>>687648173
I don't smoke that much (maybe five in a day?) and I'm fine with it, thanks.
>>687647873
Kek yea I took a couple more his before killing it. Had to make up the time it takes to post and captcha. Total time was 2 minutes and 39 seconds
>>687645374
I smoked a lot Op.
Wanna know how i quit?
I just stopped smoking and got a life you fucking idiot.
It really isnt hard. If you want something in your mouth so bad go find a cock you faggot.
>>687648065
Yes, but the smoking always comes first.
If there is an activity where you can't smoke for extended periods of time you don't do it.
>>687647620
It's not.
>>687648338
Speedhack nub
>>687648264
slag
>>687645374
I dont need to quit because I never started.
Every smoker goes through the process eventually of trying to quit, I rather just not start the problem to begin with. Because Im not a fucking retard that thinks it looks cool
>>687648264
I haven't at any point claimed that I'm not an addict. You seem to be arguing points that haven't been made, while repeating yourself.
This shows that you have this kind of 'argument' quite a lot. I think you might be more obsessed with smoking than most smokers, but I'm sure you can get help; you just have to want it.
>>687648457
Great argument. But it's the typical argument that drug addicts use.
>>687647620
tobacco is way worse for your lungs
>>687648488
It does look cool though
>>687648264
>>687647602
>>687646944
>getting this triggered by one of the most popular drugs available
i'll enjoy having you pay for my lung transplant
>>687648432
Find the stoner. Go smoke a blunt and off yourself degenerate. Everyone hates your kind
>>687648264
I don't even smoke and you are by far the biggest fag in this thread. Spend a few more years growing up before interacting with human beings again.
>>687648574
You are defending an asshole activity.
You can try and redirect if you want, but the fact remains that you are an adult who is dependent on pacifiers and drugs.
It's pathetic and disgusting. You are weak and selfish, and you need to grow up.
>>687648686
It doesnt but smokers think it does. Because its edgy and cool to not care and destroy your body.
Maybe it looks cool in a hollywood movie on the battlefield, but taking a smoke break at work just makes you look like weak willed faggot.
>>687648801
Fuck off. You assholes are the worst example of weaklings.
>>687648942
says the guy shitposting like it's his job on /b/
>>687645374
I've had my right lung pop twice because I was smoking about the same as op (50grams of tobacco in thee days,75plus aday) can't be fucked quitting, I enjoy it to much and it keeps me some what sane as well as I don't drink or drugs.
>>687648264
wow, some daddy issues or some shit comin from this nigga
you really let him get you deep, didn't you anon?
Next time you want to make a speech, make sure there's a camera around. otherwise your hbo shit is embarrassing around here.
>>687648488
i never understood cigratess there highly addictive and you dont really get a good high from them, and once its routine there is no perceptive high, i dont know i feel like if im gonna do a drug im gonna do somthin that atleast gets me somewhere
>>687648928
What I love are the drug addicted assholes who stop working 7 or 8 times a shift to smoke, and then complain about people who don't work for a living and use drugs. Fucking idiots.
>>687648801
>he gives a reasonable conclusion that drug addicts are weak willed
>your response is "u a fag"
Nice. Shows who the intelligent ones are in the conversation.
>>687648836
I can't tell if you're trolling or if you actually have some emotional impairment.
>>687647620
>citation needed
>>687648771
>being this mad
go to the pool timmy, maybe you'll find some friends your own age
>>687649106
This
>>687648928
>says that smoking during the break makes you look like a faggot
>browses trap threads at work while no one's looking
>>687646168
This. Had been smoking for nearly ten years and pretty much did just what this anon advised. Two years after implementing this strategy I'm happy to say I've kicked the habit for good. Haven't had one since October
yeah, what i did is i started vaping and smoking, then slowly decreasing the nicotine in the vape and cigarettes smoked, been clean for 2 years
>>687649088
You are really really bad at psychoanalysis, you should probably stop.
Watching Jeraldo or Dr Phil doesn't teach you anything that is applicable to real life.
>>687646579
>The statistical average for time spent smoking a cigarette is 11 minutes.
bullshit. i smoke one in 1.5-2 minutes.
nobody ever needs 11 fucking minutes or more (as you say it's an average value) for one cigarette.
>>687647766
this exactly
>>687649274
Another completely made up "argument" presented by a drug addict
>>687649274
I don't browse degenerate threads like traps, or feet, or furry shit.
I have actual taste such as 3D loli but 4chan doesn't allow threads like that.
>>687648836
You've repeated yourself again. We understand how you feel; you don't need to keep saying it over and over.
I make choices for myself, anyhow. I don't need your validation.
>>687649434
Crack head maybe?
>>687648264
what's it like living with autism
>>687649434
We all know you're here for that boi pucci.
Btw I quit smoking.
>>687649114
i mean sure, if you'd rather get in your knees like a sunordinant dog and scrub the floors to go that ~~extra mile~~ for $8.50/hour that rich corporate motherfuckers who go to cafes in italy for a week just for fun want you to do, feel free. Otherwise, I'm going on a smoke break. Faggot.
Ps. Marc can go fuck himself, he doesn't lift a finger and gets paid way more than his crew. Lazy fat fucks. All of them. Fuck corporate greed.
>>687649434
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>687645374
Welbutrin seems to be effective.
>>687649366
Asshole. If you're at work, you have to go to the area where smoking is allowed. That travel time is included in your fucking around time. It's part of the time you are stealing.
>>687649516
:^)
>>687649528
Your choice is to be a pathetic weakling.
>>687645374
I used that Chantix stuff. It honestly has worked for me. The only "bad" thing I noticed while taking it was right after taking the pill, I CRAVED a smoke. But 15 minutes later I was fine.
It's been nearly 3 months now and the urges are nearly gone. I still enjoy the smell of smoke though, but that might be expect.
>>687649106
Same man, I never got into cigs for exactly that reason - took a puff from my friends cig one time, felt nothing except light headedness for a few seconds. Fuck that shit.
Although, i'm basically addicted to weed now so I can't really talk. Even LSD is addicting to me. I take it as often as I can. People say it's me trying to escape my life using drugs, they're probably right.
>>687645374
Op I'm going to suggest something that isn't really accepted around these parts, but have you considered vaping? something in about the mid range at 24mg/ml would probably help you ween off the smokes alittle bit easier. I have been doing it for 3 years havnt bought a pack since and I quit vaping about a week ago feel great.
>>687649161
You're completely missing his point. Did you even register what he said, you fucking faggot? The message wasn't "you're a fag", the message was "Grow the fuck up."
Seriously, it's like wrangling a bunch of autistic children.
I fucking hate public smokers, go fucking smoke 10 packs a day for all I care.
Dont fucking smoke in public and infect our breathing air you stupid niggers, public smokers should be shot on spot.
>>687649516
kek
>>687649528
No cares about your validation. You really think a drug addict's opinion matters? On fucking anything? You guys are retards and sheep and deserve to be gassed. You can tell someone is a retard if they have a pack of a cigarettes.
>>687649774
Beta detected
>>687649687
Keep saying it, we'll all be convinced soon enough. Maybe eighteen times is the way to go? Go for eighteen.
>>687648836
>>687649206
nah, definitely trolling. otherwise he coldn't stand 4 chan long enough and would either damage hmself or get a stroke or sth
on the other hand maybe he just arrived here...
>>687649849
kek
>>687649837
How long is ur foreskin?
>>687649837
You can tell someone is a retard if they spend any energy at all getting worked up about what other people do with their lives.
>>687645756
seriously, like dude go to a therapist.
>>687649849
kekkekkek
>>687648642
Not true
>>687649837
They're already being gassed.
people are seriously still taking this bait?
>>687650007
fucking THIS
>>687649624
>snt hard. If you want something in your mouth so bad
that "travel time" is like 5 seconds, when i go to the balcony at my workplace.
the rest of my time i write code, being a programmer. i need short brakes ever 90 minutes and can't write code 8 hours a day without interruptions.
meanwhile my colleges from other departments are chit chatting all day long, walking around, drinking coffee, having fun.
seriously, i'm far more productive than everyone of those faggots.
so stop talking bullshit you gaylord
Smokers are sad pathetic weaklings. They have to interrupt their day over and over to go suck on a little white cock full of drugs. They make a huge mess and steal time from their employers, and from everyone else.
They are selfish assholes, and their addiction is disgusting and sad.
There are no legitimate arguments for internationally being a sad pathetic asshole.
>>687649712
A.) atleast you get something from thoughs drugs
B.) your problem like you said is more escapism then you being physically addicted
>>687649748
>Drug addicted adult telling others to grow up
Do you have any shred of self-awareness?
>>687649849
>>687649878
>>687650091
Samefag detected
>>687650269
Anon?
>>687650172
You need a break every hour and a half? I would fire your ass immediately.
That's fucking horrible. And you need to use drugs on all those breaks? What the fuck. You should just jump off that fucking balcony, really.
>>687650334
kek
>>687650498
not him but what's the acceptable time interval for a cigarette break?
>>687650498
and people say weed is bad
>>687650334
you don't know shit
It's funny, /b/ has always been about natural selection and shit. It seems to be a millennial thing to try and punk everyone into living their way. Kinda makes me wanna smoke more.
>>687650498
You're a fucking idiot that should be gunned down in the streets. He takes breaks because of the nature of his work, not solely to smoke. Learn to fucking read before communicating with adults.
I quit on May 17. Haven't smoked since. I have 2-3 pieces of nicotine gum every day and plan to cut that down once all the cigarette urges go away. Hardest part has been after a meal or when drinking.
>>687650646
Once per shift
>>687650666
check em
havent smoked for 2 weeks now
only smoked for about 4-5 years tho
>>687650666
satanic trips speak truth
>>687650713
you gotta be kidding
>>687650646
Depends on how many breaks your work allots
>>687650646
He's going to say 0 time, because pathetic weak blah blah.
I smoke at work. When everyone gets their mandated breaks, I go and smoke. It's a bit of a myth that smokers get a bunch of time off work that others don't (unless you count the chemo later on.)
>>687649837
wew lad
>>687650172
"I work 8 hours a day and get a lunch break , a 15 minute break, and then a break every 90 minutes to use drugs.
But you know who I hate? People who refuse to work for a living and just sit around and do drugs. Those parasites!!"
>>687650498
yes i need a break every 60-90 minutes, a very short break of less than two minutes.
i'm a software developer and can't write code 8 hours every day without short brakes.
you are fucking retarded if you believe this is possible.
>>687650688
>Ill go suck on the cancer stick! That will show those kids on 4chan!
Go ahead retard. The sooner you die from cancer the sooner this world is a little bit better.
>>687650269
>implying i smoke
I got banned
Smoking cigarettes is fucking retarded.
Bunch of dumb asses for even starting.
>>687650700
The nature of his work? Sitting and typing? You fucking asshole. This fucking jerk off probably plays video games for ten hours non stop at home.
>>687650269
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687650889
That doesn't come close to what he said. I know it's hard to maintain an argument when your opposition aren't using the rhetoric you were expecting, but that's how we learn, kids.
>>687650804
>Y-Y-You're telling me I can't suck on my drug pacifiers 10 times at work when Im suppose to be getting stuff done!?!?????
>>687647859
snoop dogg is rich as fuck and can afford ridiculous amounts off weed.
OP, a real solution is to take LSD since that can rejigger your brain and help conquer addictions.
look that shit up nigger.
>>687650889
i never implied anything like that.
>>687651044
You try writing code 8 hours a day, tell me how it goes. Stupid fuck thinks he knows everything.
>>687651122
Actually true.
Refers to smoking cigs as "using drugs" technically it is I guess but it sounds so fucking stupid and ignorant. Would you be as hateful towards someone clogging their arteries with a double cheeseburger during their break? Same shit. Everyone has their vices so fuck off
>>687651093
you're a moron
>>687650943
I'm sure there are lots of people who do what you do who can do it for more than 90 minutes at a time. Jesus what a pathetic argument
>>687651122
This actually has a lot of evidence behind it
OP look into this
>>687651070
That's exactly what he meant
>>687650943
I guess its too much for a drug-addict's brain to comprehend, but let me lay down this world of reality for you. I work my entire work day with needing to smoke. WHOOAAAA. CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT HUH. Too bad you are too retarded and addicted to even think how one could do that though.
>>687650889
Are you fucking stupid? Even the UK government recommends a break every 2 hours of sitting down. Whether you smoke a cigarette or not in that time is not up to your employer, it's up to you.
I don't smoke and I'm defending a smoker because of how retarded you are.
>>687651165
you try working EMS for a 24 shift and tell me how hard coding is.
>>687651328
It quite clearly isn't.
ITT:
>sheltered delusional DARE kids acting like smoking cigarettes is an absolute sin and calling smoking "doing drugs"
>sensible people who understand that bodily autonomy is a perfectly reasonable thing to respect despite the medical warnings of smoking
for the record, my aunt's been chain smoking for 30 years. Not a single health problem has developed from it.
Just because a cop sat you down in the 3rd grade and told you life is scary and wine coolers are bad doesn't mean you get to shove your invasive opinion onto other people.
Seriously, get the fuck over it. If you don't like when other people smoke? Too bad. That's life.
>>687651044
coding is not typing.
it is as similar arduous as learning.
go read a fucking programming book and try for yourself how long you can do this. most beginners are exhausted after two hours.
>>687651400
>I don't smoke and I'm defending a smoker because of how retarded you are.
You know you've gone full retard when non-smokers are defending smokers at you. It's pretty impressive, really.
>>687651206
Lol "other bad things exist, so that validates my bad thing"
"Billy stole a cookie, so I can steal a cookie"
>>687651396
0/10 bait m8
>>687648591
You don't even know the dude, why do you even deem him as a drug addict, why don't you take the 14 inch nigger cock out of your ass and realize that some people might feel content with what they do every day, whilst people like you have to stick their finger in everything, please off yourself.
>>687651424
What a shit tier job. Nobody told you to get a shitty job retard.
>>687651424
One thing I hate more than anything is these fucking shitheads who have to one-up each other on how shit their lives are. Maybe we should all just kill ourselves because we'll never have it as bad as this guy, or that guy, or that guy over there who works 48 hour shifts, or the dude who washes windows for 2$ a day on 300 foot buildings with no safety gear.
Don't blame others for your shit job, it's your fault.
>>687651605
Better than being a basement dweller like you.
Saving lives sure is a shitty job, buh
>>687651529
>Likens smoking to stealing
>Might want to look up straw man
>>687651496
Ok. So beginners go for 120 minutes, but you go for 90. Hmm. Something is making you weak, and pulling you away from being productive. Hmm ...
>>687651605
a shit tier job? tell that to the paramedic next time you need them. i'm sure you will get the best quality pre-hospital care
>>687651727
>>687651788
Don't take the bait. There are already too many deflections going on around here.
ITT:
>Hi, I'm Anon! I love making everyone mad, tee hee!~
>>687651553
This is a thread where the topic is smoking. I have an opinion. If you don't like it, go away.
>>687651727
>implying I dont have a job
Contributing a lot more than you are as a shitty EMT friend.
>>687651264
>>687651396
i surely know more software developers than you faggots. and guess what: even the non-smokers take brakes in that time frames.
if i would not smoke, i would still go out to the balcony every 90 minutes, walk a little bit around and refresh my mind.
as i said, comparing to other departments where people are chit chatting all day long, i'm much, much more productiv.
>>687651424
shoulda built up some marketable skills s o n
>>687651490
>kek dare kids
You have no argument. At the end of the day you are still ruining your body and we are still smarter then you for acknowledging its fucking retarded to smoke.
>>687645374
This faggot again. When are you gonna stop bragging to strangers on the Internet and actually do something with you life?
>>687651490
>hey guys can you help me quit
>anons try to help
>omg who cares about other people smoking, get over it
???
>>687651775
no i'm going for 8.5 hours per day, with small breaks.
are you really that retarded?
>>687651897
Thanks captain, I'm just here to tell you that your opinion is shit and if you're actually not trolling you should swiftly tie your neck.
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS FOR SMOKING. I HOPE ALL YOU FAGGOTS GET LUNG CANCER N DIE.
i got a collapsed lung from too many bong hits but it helped me to stop smoking cigs. I only hav em now when im coked out>>687645374
>>687652156
YEAH BURN THE SYSTEM
>>687652044
how is anything here considered helping to you?
>>687651737
No asshole. If you are being paid to do a task, but you spend time doing drugs instead, you are stealing from your employer. A long time ago someone on 4chan introduced"strawman argument" and now every retard who can't win an argument presents it as a defense.
Fucking ridiculous
>>687651989
>and we are still smarter then you
Finally we hit the nub of the matter. If you need to use the actions of others to assert your superiority, you're the one with the problem.
i will probably get hate for this but it works for me buy a vape and build off easyest way to stop
>>687648419
shit mate, im glad your born in where ever land because here in serbia everyone somkes everywhere, like i mean in almost every building, just dont travel ok
>>687652104
I go for 8.5 hours a day dealing with mental patients and drug addicts and I'm lucky if I get lunch. Fuck you
>>687652451
People smoking on breaks they're given by their employer aren't stealing anything. Your argument was a straw man, and pulling the 'fallacy fallacy' out doesn't change anything.
>>687645374
>>687652455
Generic pablum
>>687652592
Nobody forced you into your shitty job dumbfuck.
>>687652694
Deflect all you want.
>>687652630
Really? Your employer sanctions 7 or 8 breaks a day? I fucking doubt it.
>>687652544
kek eastern fag
>>687652760
I'm not deflecting anything.
Fucking morons think that a valid argument is just repeating what someone else says.
>>687652786
Who said anything about 7-8 times? Youre a fucking autist.
>>687652698
I'm not complaining, I'm pointing out that this asshole who says his job is do hard he has to use drugs every 90 minutes is pathetic
>>687652786
No. I'll take this as slow as I can for you -
Your lot have been making the argument that smokers wander off whenever they want.
It has been pointed out that this is untrue and that smokers take the same breaks that everyone gets.
Your lot continue to simply repeat that smokers take '7 or 8' breaks a day.
It continues to be untrue.
>>687652919
wat
>>687652592
thus you never did any intellectual demanding work. great....
>tfw smoking on and off for about three years
>up to 2 months in between cigarettes
>can stop altogether any time i want
feels good
>>687653736
Why even smoke then dumbass, literally no benefit or pleasure unless you're already addicted and craving one
>>687652451
>No asshole. If you are being paid to do a task, but you spend time doing drugs instead, you are stealing from your employer.
i'm that programmer guy who smokes every 90 minutes (which takes 2 minutes).
guess what: the coders in my company are the only people allowed to do this, without login out of that system, which measures the worktime (don't know the english word).
my boss stated, that this is ok for us coders and allowed this.
you know why? because he is not a full moron like you who thinks intellectual demanding jobs are possible to do without such breaks.
>>687653815
i usually use it to socialize or somebody offers me one while at a party or something similar in which case i get around to buying a pack if the opportunity is there
but as soon as i'm home i usually throw them away
>>687654084
Translation: to look cool and fit in like a good sheep
>>687654240
This
social smokers are retarded
>>687654240
sure if you want to phrase it like that but you can really bond with somebody over a cigarette
>>687645374
I don't smoke but most of my friends do. They've all switched to vaping, and even some of them quit vaping entirely after eventually switching to Nicotine free vape.
But then Vaping here in the UK doesn't have the douchebag hipster reputation it seems to have in the USA, people of all ages and backgrounds vape here.
>>687654424
You can bond with someone and talk over anything, you dont need to be sucking on a cancer stick to do that. It literally makes no difference.
>>687654700
Actually it does but you wouldn't know
>>687654700
think whatever you want, buddy
>>687654758
Bonding over weed is better and it actually affects you, fucking retard
me i stopped smoking after smoking the first cigarette of a new pack
>>687654758
Enlighten me retard. How does it make such a difference? Vague answers or saying "y-you wouldn't understand unless you smoked" means you have no answer.
There is nothing spiritual or special about smoking a cigarette. Nothing changes.
>>687655100
Actually it does you just wouldn't know
>>687655183
Mhm. Exactly. You have no answer, meaning it doesn't. Which brings the reasoning back to my earlier post here >>687654240
Because you think it makes you look cool, when in reality just a retard.
>>687655353
You wouldn't know kiddo
I used low salt sunflower seeds. Smoked 2 packs a day for 3 years at my worst.
>>687654486
>I don't smoke but most of my friends do
>They've all switched to vaping
You seem to have many friends, anon
>>687655100
It helps eliminate the awkwardness and anxiety from a normal conversation with someone you barely know. You'd look like less of a weirdo if u spark a conversation over a dart than to just walk up to some random and start talking, but judging the fact that it's the middle of the day and you're posting on 4chan calling smokers retards show me you probably dont get out very much
>>687652451
>smoking
>doing drugs
pick one
>>687655100
it's hard to explain that kind of shit to somebody who never experienced that
but it's nice to have a 1 on 1 kind of conversation if there's a party going on
>>687655483
>low salt sunflower seeds
sunflower seeds are gods food
i'm addicted to these fuckers
>>687655774
Just because you feel like you need a cigarette to actually become social doesn't mean shit. People who smoke cigs are immature as fuck and should just grow up and smoke weed
>>687655908
>sunflower seeds
zmao r u hampster
and also plus theyre probably not even activated anyway
>>687646579
Kek. made up stats. You're fucking retarded. 8 minutes is the longest a cig will burn while being smoked and that's only if it's a natural American spirit.
>>687656218
i dont feel the need for a cancer stick to be social, if i did i wouldnt be at the party in the first place. It just helps that instead of being inside with loud music and yelling you can have a 1 on 1 conversation in somewhat quieter place outside. I dont like comparing darts and weed because they are like comparing apples and oranges
I quit smoking by chewing....fml
I smoked for five years and was never addicted, not sure how or why. I smoked 15-20 a day for fun and then one day just decided I didn't want to smoke anymore and that was it, I haven't smoked since. That was two years ago.
>>687656683
the fuck has that got to do w/ sunflower seeds
>>687646579
utter lies
no way does it take anywhere near ten mins to smoke a cig
Uhhh try Vaping?
>>687656940
lmao oops i got the wrong person
>>687645374
Haven't smoked in 2 years. Started vaping, it worked for me. Quitting vape was easier, just ratchet down the nic a bit at a time till its 0.
>>687648419
Are you fucking retarded?
I bet you've never even smoked, u just look up false statistics and make weird accusations
>>687645374
I quit cold turkey after 10+ years. It fucking sucked, but I am glad I did it finally.
I wanted to kill everyone for about a month, after that it got easier.
>>687657779
Nice
>>687656139
Weed is for kids
>>687645374
Quiting today
Hoping it'll last this time
>>687661003
Nigger sex
SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE ?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>687661622
If you think about it that's not really that many considering that's only 1 every 15 minutes
>>687658712
Hey asshole. Think if the people you know who smoke a lot. Now think about how they make plans, and shut the fuck up.
>>687650943
You said that new guys go two hours. You can only go an hour and a half.
What a fucking pussy. Go do your drugs you fucking weakling.
Its all psychology, who says otherwise is a full of shit.
Ive been smoking since the age of 13, im 21 today. and im quit smoking before 4 months.
You can stop smoking whenever you just want, and if you keep up you're nothing but stupid, because it does nothing to you but cancer. Smoke weed instead, or opium, way better.
>>687661965
90 minutes without a smoke is a very long time if you smoke. I haven't went 90 minutes without a smoke in years while I'm awake
>>687655798
Same thing moron. People don't become addicted to cigarettes because they DONT have drugs in them.
Nicotine is a drug, look it up and shut your fucking hole.
>>687645374
At 75 a day you're nowhere close to quitting. Have some goddamned restraint.
>>687654486
Vaping is still just sucking on a pacifier to get drugs. It's fucking pathetic
>>687661818
This
a cigarette every 15 minutes isnt that much
>>687653058
Wrong. Smokers take more breaks because they are drug addicts who need their drugs. It's fucking sad.
>>687651070
You think you sound clever, but you sound like a drug addict trying to justify his pathetic weakness
>>687662378
>tfw get paid to take smoke breaks
feels good man I take a smoke break every half hour at work and get paid to do so haha stay jelly faggot
Listen folks, despite the desperate rationalizations, cigarettes are pacifiers, nicotine is a drug, and all smokers are drug addicts.
You are dependent on sucking on little white cocks, it's fucking disgusting, you are fucking weaklings, and there is no justification or excuse that validates your selfish pathetic behavior.
>>687662653
Have fun complaining about drug addicts and people who want something for nothing the next time you get together with your Fox News loving friends. You're all hypocrites and liars.
>>687662738
>implying I care if I'm a drug addict
I get drunk everyday and do opiates everyday as well, stay sober kiddo
Fucking pathetic weaklings sucking on little cocks while the complain about gays and drug addicts. You should all be killed.
Fucking sad assholes working two hours less per day than other people while they complain about lazy immigrants.
God damn losers.
>>687663153
Feels good getting paid to smoke and relax lol
Stupid white trash complaining about how they have to support people on welfare, but then they suck 3 million out of the system as they take four years to die of lung cancer because they never matured enough to not walk around sucking on a pacifier.
Fucking lying assholes
>>687663230
Worse than someone on welfare.
Fucking lazy piece of shit
>>687645871
Not op but same dude
>>687645374
>>687645757
start vaping
What I Nd of selfish cunt spends all this time and money doing drugs?
>>687645374
one week in lets go OP. JOIN ME IN THIS MISERABLE SOBER LIFE...
>>687663492
I was on welfare for 11 years lol free cigs and food and everything man
>>687645374
> feelio when I work with a guy like this
his body is in ruins, yet he smokes continuously whenever he can. I feel really bad for him. it's his body and shit, but still...
>>687663735
That charts totally wrong I spend 12 dollars on 1.pack of cigarettes
There is nothing as pathetic as an adult who is dependent on sucking on little white cocks full of drugs.
What a bunch of fucking assholes
>>687660525
Cigs are for kids
And people who smoke in enclosed spaces with their babies and children. Fucking god damn losers who should be beaten.
>>687664016
Just as pathetic. Still dependent on sucking.
>>687664373
Relax bro!
>>687664373
Lol fuck I love this guy, I've never seen autism of this level on 4chan and that says alot
>mfw I'm drinking whisky and chain smoking cigarettes waiting for these morphine to kick in
>>687662738
My selfish behavior? You're selfish for trying to push your morals onto others. I go out of my way to make sure my smoking habits don't affect others. Go kill yourself.
>>687664490
I love smoking around people like you lol blowing smoke in your direction is hilarious
>>687664373
I've saved this response with OP's post and it's going in a YLYL thread
I haven't lost this hard in a long time
>>687645374
smoke during 10 years, normal smoking.
become ill, pneumonia so impossible to smoke during a fucking entire month. I was absolutely horrible at home say my wife now, but she manage to support me.
Never smoke again, it was 4 years now.
I've quit for 2 years and I'm still pissed off all the time and still crave cigs
>>687665270
You can get your ass whooped for doing stupid shit like that you know.
[spoiler]It's basically attempted murder[/spoiler]
>>687665270
I would literally beat the shit out of you. People who smoke cigs have brittle bones and big egos.
>>687665518
They won't be whooping my ass unless they're a trained fighter, the average person is a head shorter than me and 80lbs lighter so most avoid conflict at all costs
>tfw 6'7" 275lbs
>>687665744
No you really wouldn't brah
>>687665812
275? Is this a b8 thread? Holy shit
>>687666144
At that height he's not even that big of a guy muscle wise. He's just tall
>>687665744
wow ur so cool cum @ me at the flagpole after school loser and see whos talking then ill nut in ur ass
>>687665744
Lol we got a badass here
>>687665518
/r9k/ confirmed
>>687665518
I'll rape ur ass lol
>>687645374
>smoking 75 cigarettes a day
You're fucked.
>>687667813
That isn't that much that's one every 15 minutes
All you have to do is imagine, that every cigarette you smoke is a vote for trump.
>>687668037
Than everyone will be chain smoking
>>687668007
If you only sleep 5 hours, yes. But a cigarette takes some time to smoke. Let's say between 5 and 10 minutes.
So depending on how fast you smoke one cigarette, the time between two cigs ranges from 5 to 10 minutes.
It means you cannot use both of your hands for more than 10 minutes without being interrupted by a sudden urge to inhale nicotine. You cannot be productive under those conditions.
Also, an average cig contains 0.8mg of nicotine. So in your case that's 37,5mg/day. Good luck with quitting.
>you're fucked
Yep, pretty much.
>inb4 you probably don't smoke to say that
I do smoke, but not as much (7/day). And as soon as I reach 7 in the day, I know I won't kill another one until the next day.
