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>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
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>please give me food edition
>>687642471
claiming operator waifus everywhere
>>687641177
>and my it my
holy fuck i messed that sentence up. i must not be away yet.
>>687641455
i've only seen people wear that shit ironically. true autistist are few and far between.
>>687641750
>Ya, but tomorrow I won't pass up 20 cars by hugging the side of the road. It'll be Saturday morning. AKA: Empty.
eventually it will happen again
>Mac and cheese with extra pepper.
bueno i could go for some of that. i gotta see what we got downstairs.
>Eh, sleeping at night and being able to do stuff in the day would be nice, but I like the group at night. It's slower, and has Maki and Rory.
i can understand that, night time /k/ is much better because all the call of duty kids are asleep.
>I might make some today or tomorrow. If I do, I'll take a picture of them when finished. I got a lot of strange looks for it, till people taste it. Then they always want more.
do want.
>Oh, I'm also making a decal sticker for my bike of Makoto and Maki.
Itasha bike inbound. you definitely should do that. i have a Mythosaur (the skull on boba fetts shoulder armor) decal on my truck. I've been temped to add a bunch of weebs shit but i'm hiding my powerlevel for now.
>>687642314
>Doing plenty fine, downloading some more Karen pictures, finding a bunch of great ones, desu.
thats great. it's always nice finding new image of your waifus,.
Karen!
>>687642483
Ah I cant stay mad at you, you're too lovable
noooo i wanted to marry myself
>2:06 AM
I'm heading off
Catch you guys later
Claiming Mio. How is everyone?
>>687642471
>>687642582
Merry weddings and happy honeymoons.
>>687642636
><3~ I try
>>687642675
sleep tight
>>687642675
Goodnight
>>687642675
i wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and kirino mate
>>687642757
just mediocre as always. how about you?
>>687642564
lewd
>>687642471
i-i guess we a-are husband and wife n-now. I-I hope I-I don't disappoint you.
>>687642757
I'm alive, ready for work to be done. 5 more hours. What about you?
Claimed.
>>687642604
i saved this for you
-operator
>>687642636
>>687642790
>
>>687642675
Night
>>687642901
idk you seem fine so i'm cool with it
>>687641785
>Cookies
Fuck it, you're on my list of people to visit when I take my trip. I now have Ika, Maki, and you to visit for sure.
>>687642031
Sup Smuggles.
>>687642054
Memes too strong.
>>687642582
One day.
Go get some food yo. I haven't really had a day time thread experience though.
You'll get.
Haha, I won't take it that far. Maybe if I get a new new bike, like CBR600 or something of that sort. Otherwise it's space theme with a sticker for my ZX.
>>687642892
I'm going in about 20 minutes
>>687642790
Thats rite~
>>687643019
Silly
>>687643117
Come visit me in lebanon, desu...
It's safe, I promise
>>687642471
I didn't realize this was shiro.
>>687643019
Shinoa.
>SMUGgling
>Ships
>yur a fookin pyrate
>>687643117
Dank may mays
>>687643330
[Insert many emoticons here]
Akiko claimed
Don't look at me
>>687642790
i'm gonna take her to pound town and get her knocked up then go on deployment and we will slowly grow apart and she will leave me and take everything i have.
>>687643021
<3
>>687643117
>Go get some food yo.
my brother is cooking something right now. im gonna wait until he is done
>You'll get.
everyones looking forward to the cute tomboy cooking them a meal. its like the bes trope there is.
>it's space theme with a sticker for my ZX.
now i want a black motorcycle with a star field and a sticker of elon musks face on it.
>>687642870
I'm good, I'm playing some Overwatch with some people from the last thread.
>>687642903
Good, playing some overwatch. How's work going?
>>687643330
I know
>>687643481
Yes I am
.
Brb taking bleachers apart
>>687643584
>>687643574
The overwatch crew
>>687643670
aw shit I meant to upload chibi karen 35 lol
>>687643481
>emoticons
Queer
>Not really
>>687643627
Whoops, I forgot to add a picture. I really need to remember that.
Mio
>>687643592
Sounds about right.
She'll send you a dear John letter 6 months in.
>>687643630
Shinoa is a pirate, someone call the drawfags,
>we need edits, edits of shinoa!
>>687643809
Queer?
>What are you? A homosexyall
>>687643430
>Middle east
Sorry m8, bike is not a boat.
>>687643592
What's he cookin?
Tch, I'm not cute!
Since my bike has a single square light on the front, I'm making a comet trail come off of it going to the back, with the blinker lights being small meteors with the same effect.
>>687642471
mandatory uta claim
im pissed off cuz i have to do 2 fuckin a2 pieces short notice cuz some twat wants his whole front and back done before he goes back home from his holiday, fuckin bullshit, i was suppost to relax this week, had my weekend planned out and everything, but now i have to spend it perfecting this faggots pile of shit koi body piece, fuckin pissing me off, this is more annoying than i thought as now i cant try to play this fuckin riff correctly as i stuck doing this bitches body piece, fuck that bitch in the ass if any of you see him
>tfw 89 pictures of Karen being happy
>>687644141
ok
>>687643701
you gone fukt up ayaya
>>687644188
>tfw only 88 pictures of shiro in total
Can i polygamy?
>>687644201
>Well kekekekekrabbypants, since you've been a good boy you can just go
>>687644313
>>687643117
>hype
I'm pumped for that, I gotta try those mashed potatoes. When are you going to try and pull this trip off?
>captcha: select all the food
>>687643627
It's shit, but the day is going by. Having fun with anons?
>>687644103
>what's he cookin?
looks and smells like scrambled eggs with sausage mixed in
>Tch, I'm not cute!
prove it
>Since my bike has a single square light on the front, I'm making a comet trail come off of it going to the back, with the blinker lights being small meteors with the same effect.
sounds rad as fuck
>>687644308
i just gave you a new one >>687642944
>>687644230
kek i kinda want to watch the holiday special now.
>>687644308
Most of them are gifs though, I think gifs count for 3 pictures desu
Gotta cap those screens nigga!
>>687644249
You should switch and be my ayaya!
>>687644417
Actually he says Senzu bean
Alright folks, time to get ready for A-kon
For a quick laugh, look what I put on my badge~
>Yuno
>>687644749
Have fun mate!
>Shiro
>>687644749
Idk why it showed up sideways
>>687644749
Take a picture of your hand.
>For research.
>>687644313
>>687644682
Maybe in a few months or so. When I've got some dosh saved up mostly.
>>687644687
Sounds good, very the sausage. I'm not really a fan of pork to be honest.
Do I look cute to you?
Cosmic is always rad!
>>687644749
take lots of upskirts
>>687644886
>For research
>>687644717
nah im not into heresy
also this >>687645060
>>687645067
Celty is that you!?
>>687645211
Don't judge me or I'll freeze you
>I'm kidding I love you.
>>687645067
>Sounds good, very the sausage. I'm not really a fan of pork to be honest.
i prefer beef but all meat is good
>Do I look cute to you?
>wearing a jacket with ears.
yes, cute as fuck
>Cosmic is always rad!
agreed anything to do with space makes me happy
>>687644886
I dont know why you want my hand
>Shitty lighting
>Shitty camera
>>687645067
Sounds good, give me a heads up when you get there. I know you've gotten it before but have you ever done a celty cosplay?
>>687645510
I almost died.
>>687645510
For a moment there...
>>687645220
Fair enough, desu.
Shower time, seeya for now, all.
Best type moon claimed
>>687645510
>mlp chan
>Firefox
I'm judging you so hard right now.
>Nice gloves tho
>>687645510
I had so much excitement seeing this
Had...
You guys are joking, right?
These garbage tier sluts aren't really your waifus, right?
>>687645640
>>687645670
I knew I was going to confuse people for hand anon.. my bad
Ight I'm leaving now, ta ta for now
>Yuno
>>687645383
>I'm kidding I love you.
>
>>687645510
I can judge a lot of things from this.
>>687645744
Shiki.
>>687645510
>fingerless gloves
Ho-ho-holy shit. Trip pants and a trench coat too?
>>687645796
Yea, so?
>>687645925
What did you expect from a Yunoposter/fan of SAO?
>>687645925
Nigga I'm going as kirito, calm down
>>687645863
>>687645745
No bully pls..
>>687645785
So sorry, blame mizore for requesting my hand
>>687645958
DELETE THIS
>>687645796
>Umaru
>not shit
>>687645785
DM!
>renge
>>687646081
STAHP
MY SIDES
I NEED THEM
>>687645263
I actually plan to get a full leather Celty cosplay. Real leather so if I go down riding it won't suck turbo ass. It'll just suck normal ass.
>>687645424
I need to cut back on red meat to be honest.
You could tell it had ears?!
Me and Maki were actually discussing space slightly last night.
>>687645563
See above. I plan to, along with a Raimu. Operator says skirts on a bike is a good thing. Double so if I wear bike shorts apparently.
>>687645863
Kyouko!
>I got a yari too now
>>687646070
>kirito
That's really not better
>>687646070
It's ok. I do stupid things too. I play like 15 idle games whenever I'm online.
>Still can't tell if your actually black, you confused me.
>>687646277
Couldnt care less what you think bucko
>>687646081
Wuts wrong with my slutty waifu?
>>687645510
>mlpchan
That's a low hanging fruit you got there.
>>687646404
Well, she was worst girl of her series.
Ebina, Kirie, Tachibana, even Cake Manager were better girls than that sociopath.
>>687646359
If I was black, my hand would blend in with my gloves
Alright I replied for too long after I said I was going! Bye
>>687646260
>I need to cut back on red meat to be honest.
i'll eat your share
>You could tell it had ears?!
you cant fool my weeb eyes
>Me and Maki were actually discussing space slightly last night.
oh? what about? have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jEz03Z8azc
>>687646629
That's what I though. Have fun!
https://youtu.be/nr1WvE7SkRQ
>>687646092
I will never laugh as hard as the time you posted that picture while telling a shinobu that she was getting both barrels
Can you post the vomiting one?
>>687646632
book of faces /SpaceX/videos/10157509262445131/
>>687646277
I think I've seen that clothing on some other character before, can't recall who though, and google isn't helping me, kek.
>Nice Yari
>>687647073
I'm thinking dynasty warriors, but I really haven't played that much.
>>687647005
Uhhh... This one?
>>687647073
>>687647150
I googled around and ended up on Knk's subreddit, jesus christ how horrifying.
>>687646632
Haha, go for it I guess.
But now what jacket is it?
I have now. That was actually pretty interesting. I always wondered what happened to the first stages, thought they just kinda fell back down to wherever.
>Just realized my phone hasn't been connected to the wifi all night
>Used up a gb of data
.......fuck.
>>687647150
Nevermind, found it.
http://koei.wikia.com/wiki/Yukimura_Sanada
>>687646260
Operator is goddamn right about that, hot damn. And sounds rad. I've never really done any cosplay because somewhere I have a last remaining shred of pride and dignity that says I'm a grown man and shouldn't be wasting time and money dressing up as an anime character, but I do think it's cool to see.
>>687647400
>Sanada clan
Fucking deleted.
But thanks, so what are you up to?
>>687646277
Shiki looks great with a spear.
>>687647331
yes lmao, thank you.
shower time now, thanks for the laff
>>687647388
>Just realized my phone hasn't been connected to the wifi all night
>Used up a gb of data
Be glad you have wifi. I've been posting using only mobile data for the past... 3? Months?
The struggle is real. I'm usually about 500mb over every month.
>>687647513
If I were to ever cosplay I'd need to do someone with a mask.
>fuck my face man.
>>687647716
No problem
>>687647669
Mm, not much at the moment to be honest.
Might play Overwatch in a bit I guess.
Atleast it's not super hot anymore in here.
What about you?
>>687645510
Hey, another pair of Fingerless gloves.
>>687647717
I'm so used to unlimited connection, can't imagine how it is to be careful spending data on a PC.
>>687647388
>I have now. That was actually pretty interesting. I always wondered what happened to the first stages, thought they just kinda fell back down to wherever.
only spacex is landing them right now. They are leading the way. They are going to reuse one of the landed ones in the next month or two.
>Just realized my phone hasn't been connected to the wifi all night
>Used up a gb of data
fuck
>>687647513
you are god damn right i'm god damn right.
>>687647854
Go as Emonzaemon from Katanagatari.
>>687647513
And now this is where I get shit.
I have:
2 maid outfits (a standard French maid, and a shorter pink trim one)
Sanya and Yoshika cosplays
And a Miku cosplay
Oh, and a shit ton of striped thigh highs.
>>687647717
The thing is I don't pay for my phone bill. So if I go over, I get chewed out in addition to having to pay it off.
>>687647854
*Cough* Celty and Raimu *Cough*
>>687647984
Well still, that is super interesting. I'll be showing that one to Maki.
>>687647997
Full masks would be better.
>Chin is pointy
>>687648213
That could work.
>>687647698
Yeah she pulls it off nicely, she can look beautiful with every weapon, even guns.
>>687647928
Lucky you it's still incredibly hot, honestly starting to tire out a bit on Overwatch so probably back to NV or try out Ground Zeroes which I bought in the sale.
>>687647997
I second this.
my friends still don't understand why i enjoy loli
>>687648213
>and a shit ton of striped thigh highs.
You have my interest.
>>687647854
I'm actually aight with my face, though my hair really doesn't fit any character I know and I hate wigs.
>>687648213
I told you before, I didn't ask for that boner. I have literally no idea what you look like but maid outfits are always a plus.
>>687648213
>Raimu
>>687648461
Why do you enjoy loli?
>>687648498
Mines to angular, if I grew out my hair it's really flat.
>>687648213
>The thing is I don't pay for my phone bill.
Must be nice.
>>687648714
i honestly don't know why, just do
im horrid at explaining things, just ask my shipmate (renge) what is good about loli
>>687648498
do you have more awoo renges?
>>687648445
>Lucky you it's still incredibly hot
Damn, no breaks on the semi-summer train eh?
>starting to tire out a bit on Overwatch
Surprisingly I'm still not tired of it.
>back to NV or try out Ground Zeroes which I bought in the sale.
Ah, Ground Zeroes is great for what basically is a pseudo tech-demo.
But I'm biased cause I'm a MGS fag.
>>687648470
Oh fuck.
>>687648498
Why Renge, why?!
>>687648543
From Bakuon!
>>687648747
I'm grateful that I don't, but if I did I'd get unlimited data for sure.
As well, I might have forgotten one more outfit... a bunny girl outfit.
i'm going to go shower now folks
>>687648857
Everyone has their kink
>>687648997
Could I just watch you dress up?
>and undress?
>>687649093
Send pictures.
>>687648997
Made the contract when I had wifi, figured the data plan I selected at the time would be sufficient, and it was. Untill I lost my job and became a neet for 6 months.
>>687648997
You posted about maid outfits and thigh highs, that's why
You could put Dio in a maid outfit and I'd be ok with it
>>687648896
Elaborate
>>687648714
Mine is pretty straight when short but becomes very curly if it gets at all long. Also dirty blonde.
>>687649269
< similar to what you posted but with this mouth
>>687648997
>Oh fuck.
It's ok, I promise I won't molest you.
(maybe)
>>687649402
That's galled a Gyate Gyate
>>687649269
Dark brown for me. It's really really straight when long, just goes straight down.
>>687649269
Maid outfits are a patrician's taste. The real problem is how common it is.
Sure it's a 10/10 outfit, but we take the allure out of the garment because it is so common.
I would say the same thing about cat girls and bunny girls. Hell, even those temple maiden robes, Miko? Or some shit.
>claiming yume
>>687648979
No breaks. I really have been playing it far too much lately, I'm really not a big mgs fan but there was a 75% sale and to me it's basically a test to see if I want to get V later, either summer or winter. I do like stealth games.
>>687649402
Awoo is closer to a howling expression, usually with closed eyes and usually being related to a wolf.
>>687649478
oh thanks anon now i can search for them easily. For some reason I always thought the awoo girl was the original and others were just variations.
>>687649636
>>687649168
It is time to drive Mizore up the fucking wall for those terrible puns earlier.
>>687649223
Shit, that sucks yo.
>>687649269
Dio would be pretty nice in a maid outfit, seriously.
>>687649430
Why?!
>>687649636
I'd give my left sock for a traditional miko outfit!
>>687648213
>And now this is where I get shit.
I have:
2 maid outfits (a standard French maid, and a shorter pink trim one)
Sanya and Yoshika cosplays
And a Miku cosplay
Oh, and a shit ton of striped thigh highs.
>says "im not cute"
>>687648213
>Well still, that is super interesting. I'll be showing that one to Maki.
yeah i'm really excited about the idea of cheaper space flight getting people to mars before im old. spacex is saying they are going to send a rocket to mars as early as 2018 and a manned mission as early as 2025
i ended up making eggs and linguica and found out my brother was eating oatmeal mixed with scrambled eggs haha.
>>687650233
>>687650233
It's a dark picture but...I see...
>Thigh highs
>Stripped
>Panties
You have my full and undivided attention
>>687649402
Sadly I do not
>>687649769
Nah, the original was a touhou 4 panel comic, if memory serves
>>687650233
I'd be okay with seeing that. I'm sure someone has drawn it by now.
>>687649636
You make a very fair point, but if it does the job then I suppose I can't complain too much about it.
>>687649652
We shall now engage in conversation because I don't believe we have before. How was your day Yume?
>>687650831
I don't think we talked that much
Papafranku claimed
>>687650477
I'm not.
>Oatmeal and eggs
What kinda breakfast is that?! And 2025 is pretty bold, not far off at this point.
>>687650559
Heh, enjoy it. I'm too tired to get up and take another.
>>687650494
What?
>>687650627
I'm gunna remember to search that up later.
>>687642471
EeD00pz claimed
>>687651072
No need
>rango
>>687650976
that's usually when you reply with how your day was
>>687651072
I would like as many as you possibly have.
>playing Skyrim
>go figure
>walking through caves, notice shit tons of loose weapons and shields
>check general stats
People killed: 3049
Animals killed: 1987
Creatures killed: 1183
Deadra killed: 104
Automatons killed: 364
Bunnies Slaughtered: 6
Dragon Souls: 81
I am become dess.
>>687651603
>Bunnies Slaughtered: 6
Step it up
>>687651058
>Oh Mario, look at that, it is a question blouch!
>>687651640
Holst.
>>687651072
N-Nothing.
>>687651603
>Bunnies Slaughtered: 6
>>687651072
>I'm not.
yet to be proven.
>What kinda breakfast is that?
idk he mixed them together it was weird.
>And 2025 is pretty bold, not far off at this point.
coming from the guy who invented paypal,tesla motors,the hyperloop, and runs an AI think tank company, a company that installs solar panels for free, and a huge factory in the desert that makes batteries you can power your house on, i completely believe him.
>>687643430
i agree lebanon is totally safe
>>687651740
Yari Yuri, how are you?
>>687651640
>>687651760
>>687651680
Honestly they were probably collateral from thu'ums.
>>687651959
I'm doing fine, can't really complain.
It's not so hot anymore so the days have been drastically improved.
What about you?
>>687652070
>collateral
Is this what bunnies are to you?
>>687652070
I'm dissapointed that it's so low
>>687652108
its really hot over here btw
>>687652043
Pet.
>>687652108
Ah that's good, I'm alright, not really doing anything or thinking about anything.
>>687652160
>not the gif.
>>687651072
Also go to sleep, it's already 10:30 for you.
I'm on lunch break, huzzah
>>687651337
Glorious.
>>687651453
That's all I have for now. I might dig up a picture or two that I took a while back when I wake up if you want those.
>>687651740
Well if you say so.
>>687651794
Would someone cute post their panties? C'mon now.
Oatmeal by itself is weird to me. Mixed with eggs? Sounds bleh to say the least.
Hmm, those are very prestigious. I suppose it's possible, but I'll hold my tongue till then.
>>687652171
I don't hunt rabbits, bruh. I hunt men, dragons, and shit worth killing.
>>687652160
When I kill them, yes.
>>687652372
Touch.
Touch again.
>>687652414
hey I'm new , i think u guys are sweet
>>687652467
I'll take double.
>No, triple!
>>687652659
Hi. I hate you, your community, and everything you stand for.
Kill yourself.
>>687652581
It's a bethesda game, I'm pretty sure rabbits are harder to kill than either dragons or humans.
>>687652659
Kill yourself cancerous faggot
>>687652899
i didn't do anything:(
>>687652850
... Maybe if this was fallout.
>>687652467
>Would someone cute post their panties? C'mon now.
lewd and relevant to my interests.
>Oatmeal by itself is weird to me. Mixed with eggs? Sounds bleh to say the least.
they are ok separate but together doesn't sound like a good time at all.
>Hmm, those are very prestigious. I suppose it's possible, but I'll hold my tongue till then.
i'm gonna fucking cry when people are walking on mars and it costs as much as a house to go to space instead of 10s of millions of dollars. I just want to go to space and quote a bunch of star wars lines while looking out the window.
>>687652899
shut up i didn't do a nothing wrong i just wanna join the conversation
