Faces and bodies of /b/. Post your faces. Post your bodies. Rate others.
Skinnyfat 3/10, face is a 5
Pls no bully
>>687626380
And body
>>687626036
We covered this yesterday.
You're fat, poor, and angry on the internet. Gonna rage out again?
>>687626380
Body 7.5
Head 6.5
>>687626408
>>687626380
Yes you can fuck whoever whenever you want if you really wanted....but rise above anon don't just be a slut like a chick.
You have a powerful look and should get into wall Street trading.
That's the place for you
>>687626519
Ok skeleton, we see through your bullshit.
>>687626036
I hope this isn't actually you. I hope this is someone you hate, so you're posting his pic here knowing that we will all say he/you look like a fat ugly faggot.
>>687626519
Fuck off you skelly
>>687626666
trim that beard and you could almost be Charlie. who wouldn't want to be the wildcard?
>>687626419
Any tips for improvement?
>>687627022
1) kill self
2) repeat step 1 until desired results achieved
>>687627022
Put a sock in your pants faggit
>>687627225
You gonna give us a warning before you shoot up your school?
>>687627225
School shooter
>>687626666
Look like the antichrist, you quads too
>>687626666
check'd
>>687627353
Your face is 2/10 If that's you in the photo
>>687626666
you got quads time to become satan himself
>>687627504
It's obviously not you dumbass.
>>687627504
Or a stunning autistic newfag
How about just the back
>>687626380
and cawk and ass?
>>687627504
Dounut bee meen plez
>>687627750
>i'm implying
R8 me bird M8
>>687627624
EVERYONE LOOOOK! ITS A FUCKING NIGGER!
>>687627594
>>687628003
U w0t
>>687627949
Tfw it isn't your bird
>>687628128
WAT THA FACK m8! Are you a sand nigger, a spic, or a normal nigger?
>>687628128
you are cancer. stop posting your ugly face here.
>>687628128
Post cock
>>687628128
eat shit harambe
>>687628128
You should probably get that checked man it doesn't look so good
>>687628529
>>687626036
OP, once again, you have proven to be a huge faggot.
>>687628529
>>687628576
>>687628328
Body,
>>687628529
>>687628328
A human bean you laceist
>>687628991
You're white. 10/10
>>687628952
Filename is accurate
freshman in college but don't look like it
>>687629059
Wooh
>>687629033
>human
>bean
well which is it?!
>>687629119
Typical faggot
>>687626251
>>687626251
>Skinnyfat 3/10, face is a 5
Skinny fat?
That dudes just plain old fat, anon. Fucking hell.
>>687629424
His arms
R8 me M8?
>>687629549
His belly, chest & most likely his ass. He's just fat.
Are you American?
>>687629762
kys/10
>>687629877
nigga you aint even white.
>>687629948
trips never lie
>>687629948
what am i?
>>687626036
I like your before
>>687629877
>>687630017
>>687629948
Who got trips? I got dubs.
>>687629948
check'd
>>687630170
Holy shit, you predicted your dubs
>>687629948
checked
>>687629876
Don't fuck with me in real life
>>687630063
is this a picture or an artistic representation? next time don't use every single filter ever created
>>687630063
K...k...kk.....kill yourself bitch
>>687630300
Could pass off as a chubby Irish girl with that bod/10
>>687630300
You have the worst proportions I've ever seen....
>>687630368
>>687630300
Xenoestrogen is in our food and water. Stop drinking so much soda and eating so many fucking hot pockets and chicken nuggets.
>>687630300
You look like a 12 year old boy who recently started to get fat
>>687630300
Your head looks so big on your disgusting frame.
>>687630649
kek
>>687626036
>>687630736
How you doin'?
>>687629877
Vote Pedro
>>687630636
that look is not working for you
>>687630736
>>687630767
Samefag, wtf. Seriously man, I mean, come on. Fuck. FUUCK.
Sup /b/ros , just sitting here shitpostin in my cubicle
I used to be really fat. Pretty much like OP pic. The skin around my core is kinda loose because of it, which really bothers me because I've worked so hard to get in shape. Stretch marks of course too but those are easier to deal with if you take care of your skin.
I'm pretty unhappy about it at any rate...
>>687626036
you've lost loads off your beard, well done
>>687630950
Are you talking to Jake from state farm?
>>687630889
thanks anon it was for a therapy phone sex thingy. got lots of calls.. shrug
>>687630915
Accept reality hoe ass nigga. You got a shitty body and head.
>>687630736
Hey Baby, did you get quads, because my leg muscles just tensed up.
>>687627022
Don't shave, men with hair all over their bodies are the best! Specially armpit and cock hair.
>>687630572
Yeah, keep being jelly
>>687630637
I do what I want, fuck off
>>687630736
And?
>>687630767
Yeah, and not a single fuck was given
>>687630736
Oh you're so mean i can't wait
>>687626414
>when your life relies on triggering people on 4chan
Wew lad. Sounds rough
>>687630957
The "loose skin" is barely noticeable in this pic m8. isn't there any way to get rid of it?
>>687631103
I don't understand half of the words in that sentence. therapy...phone...sex?
>>687631190
All you need is some read and white checkered overalls and a pompadour there big boy...
>>687629119
You look exactly what I imagine a freshman in college would look like.
>>687631368
never been to a phone sex site? google? Some guys like calling and "confessing to a 'therapist'"
>>687631376
>Those breasts
>>687631376
What are your initials?
>>687626036
I'm sorry but 2/10 for me.
>>687626380
>>687626408
7.8/10
>>687626666
5/10
>>687627225
Sorry 1.5/10
>>687627624
>>687628128
8/10
>>687629119
7/10
>>687629762
6.5/10
>>687629877
4/10
>>687630300
Sorry 1.5/10
>>687630636
4/10
>>687630950
5/10
>>687630957
7.5/10
I'm Captain Average.
>>687630950
Need a beard/10
>>687631339
Other than surgery? Not really.
"Time" is the only other thing you can do, wait and hope and see if it tightens up over time. But I've kept the weight off for several years now, and it's unlikely to tighten any further...
>>687630957
good for you micro nipples!
>>687631544
you don't know me if that's what you're wondering
>>687631562
Nigger
>>687631119
You couldn't get a better body than this. I assure you. This here, its the best body ever. No one tops this body.
>>687631630
compared to my pancake nipples back when I was fat, I'll take it.
>>687626036
Lol 0/10 hipster loser
How do u ever get laid
yeah im a little drunk so wtf?
>>687631827
Who said I did?
>>687630957
As someone with loose stomach skin as well for previous fatness, I'm sorry /b/ro.
You can get that shit cut off, but it's expensive and not really worth it. Chicks probably aren't gonna care if you've got a sliver of skin pudge on top of that chiseled frame. If they do care, just dump that one off and move to the next.
Pro tip:
Go for slightly chubby chicks, if you're not some faggot with huge standards.
They'll fight each other over your bod and would slurp your dick in a heart beat.
>>687631672
Let it all out.
>>687627022
Stop posting on b u fucking normie
>>687626036
LOOK OUT ITS SKULL MAN!
>>687631562
>too lazy to change filename
are you even trying here bud?
Why girls keeps avoiding me /b/?
>>687631814
Dude you look great and the extra skin isn't noticeable no homo
>>687631119
Will someone please stop this baby from crying!
>>687631620
Damn that sucks m8. But hey your body still look pretty good don't worry too much about this.
nohomo
>>687631910
You look ok but something about your eyes and eyebrows throws me off
7 or a 6
>>687630957
Good job man, keep doing what you are doing.
>>687631979
cuz you look like a rapist?
>>687631119
I like tutels
>>687631970
No. These are from my instagram and twitter. Don't care if you don't believe it's me.
>>687632114
Thank you.
>>687631905
That's all true; but cosmetic surgery in my area is pretty inexpensive comparatively; with a military + cash discount I could look at less than 5k, which I've saved and have available. It's not even really about sex or attention from women/guys; it's personal. I just feel I've worked this hard, and my current physique isn't reflective of that work. Getting in shape also spurred me to study anatomy/kinesiology/performance sciences and the better you look in those fields, generally the easier it is to sell yourself as knowledgeable. Human nature I guess.
>>687631992
It should honestly be a shredded sixpack if the whole front torso wasn't stretched .
>>687632110
>>687632121
thanks!
Roast me
>>687626837
source on image?
>>687631979
Step 1. Cut hair
Step 2. Stop wearing Aero fag apparel
Step 3. If that doesn't work kill yourself.
>>687632300
Cute for a black
6/10
Nice dubs
>>687632225
Dude you look like my inquisitor on dragon age.
>>687631174
Eh my fuckbuddy says she likes when I shave my chest.
>>687632404
10/10 Wud fukl
>>687632414
>Not seeing the meme.
>>687631376
Hit me up with your skype
>>687632008
Let me drink all that may come out of your dick please.
>>687631174
even cock hair?
>>687627022
How can you support the New England Patriots and still live with yourself?
>>687632682
dont use it
>>687632702
you forgot to say nohomo
>>687631376
Dat face, thos curls, Dat Bod
Solid 8.9/10
Here, have my kitty. Dude's a beast considering how small he is.
>>687632981
I fucked up, wrong thread. Going to commit sepuku now.
>>687631083
Nah I'm listening to music on youtube.
>>687632839
God damn you reply quick I'm assuming you're looking for a rate or something
Obviously numbers are subjective as mostly every guy would fuck you or any other living breathing girls
>>687631376
On the left side your face looks a little like a gremlin or something
Tits a little saggy
6
>>687631376
Doesn't look like you wear much make up. You're pushing 9 in my books.
>>687632709
Well of course, the only place I don't like hair is near the back/shoulders. Otherwise: the hairier the better.
One of my biggest fetishes is to stick my nose up a hairy and sweaty armpit and take all the air I can.
>>687632441
For a black? Lol, this is the only site I receive that kind of reception :)
Thanks anyway though
>>687632702
Sorry I'm gay.
>>687632515
I get that a lot
Since it seems like we all hate niggers in this thread, I guess for the first time I'll show my face and bod to my nationalist brethren.
>>687633160
eh none actually
>>687633339
That's not you
>>687632871
I prefer it dirty nohomo, it's hotter that way.
What would I give to have straight bro to dominate me and piss all over my body.
>>687630957
Only faggots shave their chest, bro.
>>687633328
No way
>>687633240
So am I.
>>687633507
Yes, that is true :^)
>>687633533
>>687633461
Mad cos ya ain't white like me
>>687633193
Remember this is 4chan. Nothing like the real world and of course no one believes that's you for obvious reasons. You'd get rates if you had a timestamp.
face + bod
>>687632008
>shit tattoo
>nice face
swings and roundabouts bro
>>687631190
Kek
>>687631376
Your nipples look even more sad than the expression on your face
>>687631839
Bottle in pooper
>>687631376
Sad looking junkie with chernobyl affected tits
>>687633732
Yeah I understand, not worried about it though.
I'm on the bus, so can't get a time stamp. Feel free to not believe me though, I don't mind.
no face
Tell me I'm pretty
>>687632300
"My" instagram..
yeah, right...
>>687633193
You could be a 10/10 but you have to subtract 2 for every ethnicity away from white you get. Asian -2, Indian -2, hispanic -2, nigger -2, makes you a 2/10 at best. Good for black is high praise Moesha...
>>687633832
so you're a bitch?
>>687634100
Post something with your butt in it
>>687634089
look at yourself though. come on
>>687634142
allah lakbar...
alLAH akbar
ALLAH AKBAAAAARRRR!!
>>687633832
How the rest of the world sees you
>>687632667
how many attempts have your parents made to kill you recently?
>>687633339
Would have been GodNinjaSniper if quints but now just fag
>>687634287
kek no
>>687627225
You looked like some kind of fucked up Kylo Ren
>>687630957
>>687631206
>>687632351
forgot to add a "before" pic
>>687634151 (You)
Goddam, what the fuck is wrong with this shit?
>>687634774
low quality bait
>>687634178
Again, no one is begging you to believe it.
>>687634179
Again, only this reaction on this site :)
>>687634251
Here.
I'm nearly done posting though. Don't want to clog this up.
>>687626036
lol you are the human definition of a turd
>>687634264
>>687634907
Just die already
>>687634827
Stop hanging around the other niggers, one already stole your tits...
>>687630636
would let you suck my dick but keep your clothes on pls
>>687633339
As a tattoo artist it appears those tattoos are shooped my /b/ro
>>687634907
to je ona dosadna glupača koja je previše vremena provela na tumblru pa misli da je kul nerd grrl sa stavom? ima tarantulu umjesto pičke
>>687634907
She looks kinda hot, how often does she let you masturbate? Do you do all the cleaning?
>>687635289
>>687633461
>>687633533
>>687634329
Here I was thinking my brethren would recognize a fellow God.
Hi guiz ;d
>>687635124
Brutal.
Anyway bye.
>>687635527
Well, at least you took off the glasses and turned that stupid dog face snap chat filter off...
>>687634907
Is this a feeble attempt at licking your wounds? You ain't good looking fam get over ya'sen.
>>687635527
bye faggot
>>687635622
lol wut
>>687635756
Staight af tho
>>687635037
mad
>>687635344
I don't speak fagolese
>>687635479
everyday, yes
>>687634827
Post your sc or kik
>>687627624
check that shitty tattoo
>>687635829
This is just gross
>>687635878
just saying that I think I know this girl, she is an annoying lotr fangirl who spouts her tumlir feminist bullshit on her ''friends'' posts
>>687626036
picture on left looks like this guy without makeup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usm7Q_4Xc7s
>>687636058
Oh yeah? Tell me more ;3
>>687636228
What the fuck are you meant to be?
>>687627022
>manlet
Not gonna post my facer because fuck you guys.
yes, i look like a girl. That's the point.
>FUCK
>>687636639
Post dick
>>687636639
Hey guess what. Nobody gives a shit.
>>687636228
You're not thin enough to be Envy, ya scrub.
Still hot though.
>>687636639
>ayyylamo
kek
>>687635124
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>687636465
aids
Kill me
>>687636341
Pleb
>>687636758
I'm just a little more muscular is all ;3
>>687636228
show me that lil butt hole :3
>>687629119
Would fuck
8/10
>>687637011
lol, then his mum walks in
no h8 pls
>>687629119
Faggy freshman lanyard wearing ass
>>687637109
Lol I get paid for stuff like that. Just feeling generous enough today to show off some shoot shots.
>>687637166
Who do you think is taking the photo's?
>>687631905
always with the chubby chicks
take your lard ass beta advice and fuck off
>>687626036
some people actually look better chubby
>>687637442
hugh grants gay step child/6
>>687635344
Domagoje ?
>>687626666
nice quads,
but you have the face and beard of a female to male tranny who has been taking T for the past few years.
>>687632008
more
>>687627225
lol, that look of hope in his eyes as he takes the photo.
...maybe someone will validate me....
You look like the kind of guy who lurks trap threads and wonders if life would be better if you could actually pull off being a pretty fuccboi, but you're too ugly and you know it.
>>687627225
fuck me man, you're ugly
>>687634089
You look like you go to some bunk ass film/integrated media school
>>687637845
da, doma ju goje, svake godine je sve deblja sa sve više boje na to malo kose koje joj nije otpalo od raka zvanog feminizam
>>687626666
>>687632300
solid 8, nice hair
>>687638199
Odakle si ?
>>687630957
dude. you're fine, it's barely noticeable.
>>687638164
Nah, I am 20yo weed/mdma/speed dealer from the UK
>>687638541
You go clubbing?
>>687638815
Ofcourse I do.
Me in my cozy mexican blanky
>>687638893
You look the type, keep it up mate
>>687638970
Build that wall
>>687638781
hahahaha i would fucking kill you
>>687638597
iz zemlje hobita i čarobnjaka, ponekad skajpam s tom čudakinjom i dira si pičku koja liči na tarantulu na moje dlakave noge. zašto te to zanima? nisi valjda ti ta odvratna suicidalna čudakinja koja jaši svaki hipsterski kurac koji joj padne pred debeljuškastu vizažu?
>>687626036
What is degenerate
>>687631008
Underrated post
>>687639246
Bogati sta ti se piše toliko...
a sta da ti kazen, Pozdrav iz Omiša i zabavi se s ton dlakavon pickon
>>687639065
No can do buckaroo
>>687638541
Allahu akbar/10
>>687639496
a šta da kažem, petak je. neću ju ja, ako ju ti želiš si nabavi hipsterse naočale, lotr knjigu i neku čudnu kućnu životinju i ženska će ti zdrobiti kurac svojom kilažom
Lucija Kranjčec joj je ime, mislim
>>687639162
Why won't you?
Eh not much to show
I've been told I look like a Mexican/Arab/Indian despite not being any kek
>>687639686
Jebiga iman curu koja je Ok, malo droljasta al to se da podnosit... Ništa s kilazon, riga mi se od debelih zena
>>687639982
nekako mi se čini da su sve zgodne i malo droljaste, ako ih nije imala mnogo prije tebe onda možda i bude ok
>>687640207
Ma boli me kurac, mozda je i škartan sad kad sezona pocme, ima dovoljno voljnih njemica koje šire noge bez da iman nekih obaveza tjekom godine za njih...
>>687626036
Failure/10
>>687626380
attractive
>>687626666
checked but you need to figure something out
>>687627225
do you lift faggot
>>687629119
decent but look gay
>>687629762
decent and sad
>>687629877
Eat more you anorexic faggot
>>687630300
no definition whatsoever 2/10
>>687630950
chubby face, get in better shape
>>687631562
too much hair but would still bang
>>687631574
you have potential but look like poor tool
>>687632008
gay
>>687632225
decent I like the beard
>>687632351
insecure homo/10
>>687634089
maybe has potential can't tell from your faggotry
>>687634151
I would but you're ugly
>>687634737
get in better shape
>>687636465
virgin forever
>>687637442
decent looking
>>687638541
decent but you don't even lift and I can tell
Your welcome faggots
Time to get roasteeeed
No face pic cuz pussy
>>687641098
9/10
>>687641053
3/10 you have no definiton what so ever and nice faggot tattoo you faggot
>>687640418
to je ta, sami filteri i kutovi od gore da se ne vidi da nema ni sisu ni dupe. ma to care
>>687631910
Are you trans?
You know how you can just see man in someones face? I see that in you
3/10
>>687626036
holy fuck you're ugly
>>687643437
Fuck. I forgot to rotate the picture
>>687626036
are you some kind of a living caricature?
Face
>>687645027
Body
>>687636357
> Implying 5'9" isn't the perfect height for aesthetics :^)
>>687627022
You're such a little attention seeking faggot, jesus fucking christ. Stop acting like a fuckin pussy beta bitch on /b/ and act like a fuckin man.
>>687645548
You are aware you're in a faces of /b/ thread right? Everyone here is an attention seeking faggot looking to fuel their egos.
Bully all you want. Its ok.
>>687645027
Why would you post your face and then hide out the face on your body right below?
>>687635527
this made my dick hard
>>687626036
>>687645984
You'd be hotter if you had a cock
>>687646638
Who says I don't?
>>687627225
Alien looking mother fucker
>>687645984
pretty good looking, that dog tho, i cant stop fuckin laughing the way hes looking
this is a picture that needs to be captioned.
>>687628952
I'd fuck her butt
>>687646942
Purposely left him in the cropped version. :^)
>>687626036
Said this before.
Stop eating like an amerifat my man.
>>687626036
>>687632300
I would fuck you hard, then gently, and hard again. All fucking night
>>687647696
Dyke looking cunt
>>687630736
>>687634827
Whats your ig. I want to follow that ass
>>687630880
this
