Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
still here
Australian Internet Edition
Damn I feel for you, my internet has been slowing down. (replying to slow internet guy)
>>687611137
>look at Commisar fuklaw as well
>this is serious
I have a hard time believing that!
>someone doesn't answer
>afraid they're using the filter
A new thing to worry about, desu.
>>687611111
checked
HOLY SHIT GUYS! HOLY SHIT! MY DOWN SPEED JUST REACHED 100K! HOLY FUCK!
>dial up modem claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSHOiABiF8
Sorry guys, I'd be more on top of the new threads, but I'm working on this image with all I can.
>>687610868
Maybe under the bed? I ended up finding a necklace I thought I'd lost after a whole year, turned out to be under there.
This is a fun project, next up is getting the text. What do I want it so say across the top corner? It's gunna be something like "POWERED BY DREAMS" or something of the sort.
I'm also gunna blame you for a for a large portion of it.
Haha, it's fine. This pic matches the style very well!
>Fun fact: Maki is only 2 cm taller than Makoto.
Spoiled Californian Edition (^:
>>687611301
Just keep reading, it gets better.
Just in time for new thread. Good morning y'all!
Im in a fb group chat but I never know what to say. They're currently talking about going to the gym together.
>>687611394
please don't post images. it slows down the webpage
how are you?
>>687611381
>The most astonishing thing about the Angry Marines is that they need no testosterone to be in as foul a mood as they are.
I can't, I'm choking tears
>>687611452
dont want to go to the gym?
>>687611394
Good morning.
>>687611328
Jesus I'd kill myself with that connection, but I guess this is all about what you're used to. I'm perfectly fine with stable 650kbps and I see people complaining about similar speeds.
>>687611302
There was a desu spammer yesterday so could be likely, desu.
>>687611111
Checked.
But yeah. ANGRY MARINES WIPE THEIR ASS WITH THE CODEX ASTARTES
>>687611600
was about to say those colors looked off
>>687611187
Rikka is waifu
https://youtu.be/JA06CTyeyC8
The best waifu
>>687611363
Lived in california for a summer once, was the most amazing thing ever. Downloaded a gigabyte in minutes. I've never experienced such a thing.
>>687611459
>>687611328
Oh I am laffin
>pic related
>>687611529
so worried about it desu
I know Tatsumaki did it, no idea who else.
comfort me homburg, who are my friends?
>>687611678
i don't even use filters or 4chanx. so I'm ruled out
>>687611678
Make a post asking for people to remove it later on... not sure how you gonna do it, perhaps with a pic?
>who are my friends?
>insert nice and smart reply that I can't bother writing in the morning
>>687611513
Im neet af nigger
>>687611459
I suppose I'm doing good, feel pretty damn refreshed after being awake for 22 hours then getting a fair amount of sleep.
>Shiro
>>687611646
woah what
i didnt even realise
>>687611646
this is pure gold
>Legend has it he was borne upon the ethers and drifts of space, alone in his capsule save for a discarded copy of Battletoads that The Emperor had thrown out, a legendary artifact that hath fueled research into vast weapons of war that it might be unmade and erased from history.
Fucking Battletoads! No way I can't laugh at this!
>>687611355
>Under the bed
Haha, now that's really highly unlikely. It may be in the basement. Kek, it's kinda funny how much time went by and it's like you never once looked down.
Adding text to it too? Sweet, uh don't really have any at the moment now.
Kek, I'll take the blame for this one.
It really does! Thought it would turn out kinda fugly after awhile but glad it didn't.
>Only 2cm
Ayy lmao.
>>687611394
Good morning Shiro.
>>687611600
Wew.
>Best idol claimed
>>687611678
Karenposter!
Are you British or are you some kind of britaboo?
>>687612008
Probably a good idea, desu
>insert appreciative reply
>>687611960
thankoo robo
>>687612135
Heyo, the only Karenposter now, finally.
I'm Lebanese, don't really care about Britain, just like the union jack and Karen
>>687612052
never underestimate the power of the battletoads.
>>687612045
>22 hours
i barely even make 15 hours. how do you survive that?
>>687612028
i understand that man i dont like that idea either. just wait for the topic to switch
>>687612052
Download the FUCKING CODEX YOU PUSSY ASS FUCK FACE
>>687611600
Whoa
>>687612265
I actually wasn't even extremely tired, felt like I could make it to 30 hours. I suppose what helped me the most was drinking a lot of water.
>>687612265
it get's even better!
>When the capsule had finally been rammed into a drifting hulk of an old Imperial battleship, it is said that the Primarch was so enraged and frustrated with the vile game that he headbutted out the Adam's apple of the first survivor that he encountered, and thereafter killed every inhabitant with the remnants of the dying initial combatant."
and the Angry Marines had a fight with the Pretty Marines.
Jesus Christ my sides are in the stratosphere
>>687612325
Let me read the Lore first, then I'll download the codex.
>The Angry Marines tell the other side of the story, though in far less words due to a lacking in vocabulary beyond many four letter utterances. Hastily inserted into the annals of their Chapter, glory is simply a picture with the words "OWNED" across it, and the image of the Pretty Marines' Chapter Master unconscious on the ground, a crude mustache drawn on his face with paint, and what appears to be a set of testicles on his forehead.
>>687611643
Kirino can you post a face picture? Cousin wants to see you, says she looks great, desu.
>>687612449
wat
>>687612449
yeah what
>>687612449
You're the middleman who's getting your cousin to sell his soul.
>>687612232
Stop posting her then!!!
>>687612387
>30 hours
Jesus dude.i once made 45 hours with a dangerous amount of caffeine back in my highschool days. doubt I'll make that again.
>waking up at 3pm
>fucking up my sleep schedule for entire christmas
>>687612447
heabutted out the Adam's apple of the first survivor
>being this mad at a game
this is fucking gold. whoever wrote this deserves a medal
Back from work, whats going on in here?
>>687612532
>>687612595
>>687612600
My cousin likes this stuff. She's interested in this stuff.
Believe it or not desu people here aren't judgemental if you don't act like a complete neckbeard lmao. We were watching some episodes of Kin'Iro Mosaic and Lucky Star.
Showing her how to torrent now. Giving her my anime series too.
Kirino she says that you're really pretty.
>>687612752
Hey Mugen, what's up?
>>687612752
shitposting about internet speeds and angry marines
>jenny
Claimed
>>687612600
What is going on
>>687612752
No clue to be honest
>>687612880
And you're asking me for actual face pic?
>>687612980
Yup just like that one, desu. She really likes her.
I'm still trying to figure out what makes kirino special, desu. I'm still thinking it's the distance between the eyes, she's looks a lot better than most anime girls.
>>687612722
Ikr, I can't stop laughing!
I mean just read this shit!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines
>>687612880
Not much, just another night of work. I got the day off today so im gonna lay in bed all day and catch up on some shows. What are you up to?
>>687612898
If its one thing i like, its a professional shitposter
>>687612980
Sounds like its a solid thread so far
>>687613090
yoooooooo
>>687613066
Ah, I got really confused there for a second.
>she's looks a lot better than most anime girls
Hey, thanks man.
I'm a sucker for the blue eyes, and the hair.
>>687612880
>>687612980
>>687613090
i already am. i have the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now
>"FUCKING CHAOS PUSSIES RUNNING AROUND, ON FIRE, SCREAMING, AND YOU SLEEPING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING!!!”
>>687613217
Heya Mugen! I'm currently reading the Lore of the Angry Marines. Haven't laughed like that for a long time.
>>687613329
It's been a while since I laughed like that
>>687613225
Kirino is Aryan as fuck.
>>687612880
I'm not much into SoL but seems like she has a nice taste, just out of curiosity are you watching it in subs or dubs?
>>687613225
It's all about that super cute canine tooth man, she pulls it off better than most girls from anime.
>>687613226
What the fuck?
Why would you do that!?
>>687611394
Morning Shiro. Got suggested when I start out to only do it every other day so I don't end up murdering my muscles and getting something called knee splints.
>>687612120
Well the under of my bed was a nesting ground for spiders back then!
Yep, it's gunna look like one of those hazard stickers kinda!
>Had to break up a fight over some phone outside
I sure do love working downtown at nights!
claiming best k-on
>>687613475
None does it better than this bad girl.
>>687613429
Damn right
>Light Brown
Oh well, it passes for blonde in my book.
>>687613475
It's adorable dude, I can't get enough of it.
So I head out into the shed for a drink and my brothers dog is sleeping in a nest of clothes.
>>687613502
Oh yea, you definently don't want knee or shin splints. Also, I'd recommend finding some sort of inspiration other than just getting better endurance. For example, my inspiration is Emi from Katawa Shoujo.
Speaking of running, I'm off folks. I'll return in 45 minutes time.
>Shiro
>>687613429
>SoL
???
We're watching it subbed, lucky star and kinmoza, what's SoL?
Claiming my lovely beautiful waifu before I go
Meeting went well, gonna go eat at a teahouse now
>>687613673
That's supposed to be light brown? I always thought it was a slightly strong blonde since it's almost orange.
>>687613738
Slice of life.
>>687613418
I just started reading this and its gold
>File #34476A: Captain Asshole
New waifu confirmed
>>687613502
Oh yeah fuck that lel. Need to keep some raid in the house.
>Hazard stickers
Enlighten me please.
Ah the joy of the night shift. Meet some interesting characters.
>>687613850
Well, her natural hair is brown, it's dyed a 'light brown'
It's what the novels and the anime say.
>I get the nickname orange from Rory.
>Also Sunshine from others, but there are also different reasons attributing to that
>>687613867
No way, I foudn a better one
>File #61225A: Assault Sergeant Dickface
New Waifu
>>687613850
>Slice of life.
wow I feel like a fucking pleb right now
It's all I have so I don't know what her taste is but yeah.
>>687613217
Not much just hanging out with my cousin. What shows are you planning to watch? Glad you got a bit of rest, desu. How old are you btw?
>>687613699
Dont touch it
just burn the house down
>>687613710
>Already had another
Makoto is fit, can run like no ones business. I'm also motivating myself with that in mind!
See ya when ya get back!
>>687614036
Nah, I'm out in the garage now. It's worse in the fact there's more, but better in the fact I can't see them since it's small quarters.
Like these.
http://www.westernsafety.com/products/harrisindustries/harrisindpg25-DOTshippinglabels.jpg
Only you see where I'm going with it.
Yep, luckily the guy didn't need paramedics or anything. He just got pushed over and that was it really. He was shaken up though.
>>687613848
Sounds good, time to brew tea for myself.
>>687614068
Oh well if that's what they say then that's what you gotta believe, even when it's clearly an orange tone.
>nicknames
What about I call you incest?
>>687614191
I'm not sure how common that acronym is but I find it very handy.
>>687614068
name??
>>687614370
>nickname
>incest
You got any better ideas?
>>687614397
Girl is called Kirino Kousaka
Anime is called Oreimo
Claimed.
>>687614472
thx m9
>>687614472
What's wrong with it?
Here.
>>687614496
wew wew mothafucka
>>687614613
No worries.
>>687614705
Just wondering if you have any other ideas, not saying it's bad.
>>687614766
Yo.
>>687614182
This is such a good read, my sides are in saturn
>>687614191
Nice, well i need to binge watch hunter x hunter to catch up because a friend sais its good but it kinda sucks so far so idk about that. I have a big list a friend sent me and im just gonna randomly pick some
>20
>>687614361
Oh yeah that is true. It may be small but that looming feeling they're there freaks me the fuck out.
Ok that's what I thought you meant but it seemed out of place kek.
A little cold water to the face can fix that.
>>687614895
I'm not really that creative. Skittlebrain?
>>687615102
It does to me too, but I've come to accept that these are my circumstances for the moment.
I just can't choose a font. Nothing I see seems like it'll look good.
He kinda just took off after talking to the police, so.
>>687614958
>"CUNT SNIFFING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS!" He bellowed with rage. With the full force of his forehead, Captain Temperus struck the large red button on the console in front of him, destroying it in the process. Great shields on the side of the Battle Barge turned into place over the front of the craft, forming a giant battering ram shaped like a middle finger.
>>687614895
Ay
>>687615375
>AND IF YOU'RE TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING START BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE GROUND BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS PLANET HASN'T CONFESSED ITS SINS AGAINST THE EMPEROR
What the fuck am i reading
>>687615242
>Skittlebrain
Hey, that's pretty good
>>687615497
What's going on?
>>687615516
>Brusiarch gestured towards the aspiring Champion of Chaos, pointing to the bolt pistol that the Champion wielded in his left hand. The Chaplain shouted to his brother Marines, "YOU DON'T LISTEN TO FAGGOTS, YOU COCKSICKLES, YOU FUCKING KILL THEM!!!
Pure gold, that's what we're reading!
Hibiki claimed
>>687615367
Ha, you'd handle it a lot better than I would.
Something will pop up eventually. There's a crap ton nowadays. Lel, how about comic sans :^)
Welp guess you don't have to deal with him anymore.
it's only 9 over here and i already feel like sleeping. goodnight
>>687615962
>pic
>>687615773
4 idols!
>Only a matter of time before /waifu/ becomes /idol/
>>687615905
It's more just pretending they're not there. Not like the rat I caught. Now that was something I couldn't ignore.
That is the second time comic sans has been suggested to me, no lie. I get it's a meme, but please.
I guess so. Still had to write a report about it. I hate long reports.
last day of class hell yeah
>>687614068
Orange is a more IRL nickname due to location.
>>687616017
Nighty nighty roboto.
>>687616099
I doubt there will ever be more idols than boats.
>>687615728
>Fuckew McHugerage
The real new waifu
>“FFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!” The Enemy blew me a raspberry
>>687616214
Woops
>>687616156
Yeah, I knew that, but I'd like to think it's also party due to the bright hair
>>687616251
>>687616214
Okay, I'll stop reading for now. Have to do some chores too
>>687616128
ITS FUCKING MOOGSTER
>>687616352
yeah boy
>>687616479
finished finals already moogs?
Listened to any more of serj?
holy dick nipples that'll teach me to not skip a day of running, that run was horrid
>>687615545
Working on some stuff and getting annoyed at it because its in russian.
I fucking hate russian.
What about you?
>>687616128
Then get to it.
>>687616342
Sounds terrible, have fun with that
>>687616479
Tfw i wish i was the moogster
>>687616191
I only ever see like, 3 boats.
>>687616574
lol was it that bad?
>>687616666
there can only be one moogster, nice quads though
>>687616882
i'd say as bad as first day, minus my heart trying to implode
>>687616807
I guess they died down lately, but we got a ton of em.
>Nagato
>Amatsukaze
>Hatsuzuki
>Hamakaze
>Tenryuu
>Tatsuta
>Atago
>Fubuki
>OG Kongou
>Fake Kongou
>Lewd Kongou
And probably more.
>tfw no Haruna, Murakumo or Zuihou yet
>>687616099
>/idol/
There's a few but I doubt it.
That's even worse! Anytime I'd walk I'd imagine I stepped on one. Kek, that just takes the cake.
Haha, we can rule that one out then.
Ayy more unnecessary, tedious, boring work. Night shift best shift.
>>687617055
Forgot shrimpmakaze.
I thought this thread would of capped by now
>>687616550
nah
i didn't know I had to go all week this week
I haven't even took my first final yet
>>687617191
nigger what
so are you just going to be taking finals all day?
>>687616099
Idorus are bestest
>>687616967
I'm in the same boat as you desu, haven't worked out in a few days. it's going to hurt.
Tomorrow should be easier, yes?
>>687616099
>Only a matter of time before /waifu/ becomes /idol/
not on my watch, desu.
>>687617055
>3 kongous
At least the taste is good, desu. There's two hatsu's now too.
>>687617099
thinking is bad, desu. don't think
>>687617191
gay ass nigga tbh
Anyway I'm off to play some overwatch for now. peace.
>>687616882
>tfw no checkem.jpgs
Of all the times too. Also, how old are you?
>>687617386
19
>>687616603
Not much really. Just some music, chilling here.
Probably going to work on some stuff too later.
Working on something in Russian?
What is it?
>>687617294
it's last day of regular class I should've clarified
But yeah on Monday I have 2 finals and my last one on Tuesday I think
>>687617344
I'll join the hive mind instead
>>687617344
>2 hatsu's
What? Where? When? Who?
>>687617344
i'd hope so, also in same amount of pain as after first day
morning all
Welp guys, im off to overwatch for a bit as well. ill be on all day though. See you guys in a bit
>>687617055
Huh, I assume most have been around when I'm gone? The only ones I ever really saw are Amatsu, Buki, and Nagato.
>>687617069
Soon™
Guess ignoring them for a while got me used to it. Hell, there's even a brown recluse in the door frame of the house I see sometime. I blow at it, it runs back into it's hole, and I go about my way. I should probably take care of it sometime...
I'ma see if /o/ has some suggestions in the uto sticker thread.
I can understand it though, if I don't write it and someone sues, then bam, that's my job out the window because they have no "concrete" evidence to use.
>>687617344
What watch? You have like, an alarm clock and that's it.
>>687617314
Indeed they are.
>>687617663
Speaking of which, it's Brit Maki! Mornin!
>>687617663
Good morning
anyways ima go my niggas
>>687617704
>speaking of which
Huh? Either way good morning.
>>687617752
Hello there
>>687617852
Hey, how's it going?
>>687617055
There is also a Taihou
>>687617852
Talking about idols being the best!
Best type moon claiemd.
>>687617434
I guess you can classify it as a letter.
I got the text planned out and ready to go, but when i translate it and reread it its sounds like a drunk 12y old was writing it.
>>687617663
>its noon
Good morning.
>>687617704
An uprising will occur
Yeah I bet it did kek. That's too close for comfort for me, it's like you have your own pet. Yeah exterminate the fucker.
They're the best bet for that kind of stuff. But will they follow through?
In the case get on it. Don't need that.
>>687617663
Good morning Brit.
>>687618069
*claimed
Wow I really fucked that up.
>>687617914
Not bad, I'm a little tired but can't complain really.
You?
>>687617997
Very true.
>although we all know that love live>idolm@ster amirite
>>687618103
being a NEET teaches me whenever I wake up it's always morning
>>687618166
Doppel.
>>687618234
I'm hungry, just waiting on some food so I jumped back in here.
>>687618355
Whoops forgot to add a picture
>>687618166
Idol Revolution! (Coming to a convention center near you soon)
I will, I have the spray for it, and I was going to do it right when I saw it, but my laziness got the better of me, and no one else seems to know, or care about it, so I haven't bothered. Kinda like a "I don't bug you, you don't bug me" pact with it at this point.
Who knows, I'll check back in on them later today or when I wake up.
Already wrote it up. I need that phone to charge though, it was at 2% when I had to call 911!
>>687618234
All idols are best idols!
>Also, I'm making a thing. See
>>>/o/15194606
>I still need to choose a font and phrase to go in the corner, then maybe spice up the back ground a bit
>>687618355
>>687618391
Wattchu eatin'?
>>687618609
What's it for? :o
>>687619145
Gunna slap it on my ZX11 when it's fixed. Gotta show off my power level!
>Plus, best idols from both series!
>>687619145
I'm planning on eating a steak bake, and a chicken and mushroom bake. Which is basically a handheld pie, they taste so good
>>687618234
How'd you sleep man?
>>687618609
Aww but the nearest convention center is all the way in the city.
Kek, all right keeping waiting and that thing is going to multiple.
>"I don't bug you, you don't bug me"
Nice pun. It really seems like your pet now.
Hopefully they follow through, wonder if they'll shit on it for being "weeb".
>2%
RIP.
>>687618103
Well, I wish you luck dude.
>when i translate it and reread it its sounds like a drunk 12y old was writing it
Maybe it's just because I'm tired but I think I laughed a bit too much at that.
>>687618234
>NEET
I never understood how people live like that.
Where do you get the money for food and shit?
>>687617997
I didn't know they made boy idols.
>>687619420
I'll give you a ride there!
I'll take care of it when I wake up I guess. I could just wait till its night time and smush it while it's out of the hole.
I will not have a spider for a pet! I already have a doge!
Nah, plenty of them have Weeb stickers like "I only stop for kouhais" with a picture of akari on it.
98% now. This thing charges fast.
>>687619970
Now that was just rude. Ryou is fairly popular!
>>687619970
>>687620246
Shots fired. They promptly missed.
>>687619278
Ahh sounds cool man!
>>687619374
Nice! I made steak with an all-day breakfast yesterday was awesome
>>687619420
not bad, Kotori woke me up early yesterday so still tired as a knock on effect.
Rare to see you this late by the way.
>>687619618
It's kinda an inside joke, I'm not actually a NEET but school has finished until september so I basically am a NEET. I am in school kek
Possibly a bit late, but...
QOTT - What about your body do you consider strange?
I find it strange that the inside of my shins have hair, but the outside is completely hairless.
Ah, the joy of slow daytime threads
I'm back, thank god
>>687620558
Way too late
I think it's strange how I can move all three vertical rows of my abs independantly. I can "wave" with my belly muscles. I haven't ever met anyone else who could do this
>>687620525
That sounds sweet, I haven't had a meal like that in a while. My food has just arrived, time to eat
>>687620558
The fact that it's still alive.
>>687620558
My lack of breasts...whatever, they'd only get in the way anyways!
>>687618609
How do you feel about this? Of course I'll touch it up quite a bit if you like it. I could also do a different background instead of space if it pleases you, super simple.
>>687620558
No idea.
>>687620767
I can do that too.
>>687620992
That's actually a really good idea... I'll try making that tomorrow. I have some stupid high resolution space photos I can throw into it!
>>687620779
Have fun!
I'm back bitches!
>>687620558
Me answering that would only be the full program of trans madness
>>687620943
Flat chests > any other chest.
>>687620558
No matter what exercise I do or what I eat I will always be skinny.
>>687620915
Truly the greatest medical mystery of our time.
>>687620558
Really there's nothing weird, maybe some man-boob and being very prone to scarring.
>>687621227
I can do it for you, I got time. As I said, pretty easy for me to touch it up.
>>687620943
Flat chests are a status symbol! Men look for them nowadays! Its like being a member of a secret club!
Im about to attempt some MWO with a controller. Wish me luck.
>Rory-sama
>>687620246
Ayy that'd be nice of you.
He'll never see it coming at night. Kek, those two can co-exist.
Well damn, maybe they will pull through then. It'll be worth the weight.
Wew that is fast. Didn't even need airplane mode.
>>687620558
The weird double joints in my left thumb but not the right..
>>687620525
Ah, at least your schedule can handle that. Yeah usually I'd pass out now. Got caught up here and listening to music at extremely high levels.
>Maki
