Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
Look at how beautiful Geoff is.
He's so small, and angry.
>bun
>>687593879
No need to thank me
>also claim
Thanks for reminding me of the time I spent as a countryfag Shinoa GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I don't like to go back to that time.
Yo
Fuck filters. Fuck me.
>>687594258
still here
Akiko claimed
Testing testing
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>63 x 46
Why, though?
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>687593885
>Why sad?
Always sad.
Moreover, I feel like being sad keeps me in check. All about balance, y'know?
>>687594052
>Akikonon confirmed for rigging bets via murder
>>687594312
>>687594258
These pictures should be switched, I'm retarded.
>>687593894
i wasn't there for it sorry.
>jenny claim
>>687594300
>inb4 waaa im not there
>>687594042
nice antmail
>>687592781
tired desu
Hatsuzuki claim
>>687594416
>>687594300
waaa im not there
:^)
>>687594334
Desu
>>687594334
Are you using 4chanX?
If not then the filter he posted is not gonna work.
>>687594300
How old is this pic?
Pretty good but who did those horrible cutouts?
>>687594416
>implying people don't realize they can't all fit in that pic
>Akiko
>>687594416
Always fucking happens.
>>687594601
Go jerk off.
>>687594336
I guess. Sup?
>>687593456
I have him on sype but he rarely gets on :/
>>687593575
I guess but d/esu isn't really my thing
>>687593635
Robots are being so complex!
>>687593668
Nigga how does one get into maNgan? I dislike reading unless it's astronomy related or anything non fictional with like "big ass book all about birds" and stuff like that
>>687593879
Fine. About to head to bed though
>>687593885
I'm trying to get into all music genres
>>687593945
I'm sorry for asking
>>687594030
Oh shit!
RIP never forgetti
>>687594726
Tell me about it.
>>687592434
I have no clue, I only ever see them ride by while I'm at work, so I never have a chance.
They resonate with the helmet I believe. The highs can be killer, but I wear earplugs with makes it sound more robust. Think like standing up near the speakers at a concert, and plugging your ears. It sounds pretty good.
Thinking a back to back kinda picture. Got one of Maki like this?
>Decide to listen to the ep 17 ending of season 1 because it had Makoto in it
>Eyes are tearing up
Pls
>>687592781
Nope, I was on my phone so I couldn't filter even if I wanted to.
And nope, not a damn thing so far!
madomado
>>687594852
Fair enough.
Miho claimed
>>687594300
Im never invited....
>>687594852
Im not mad at you.
>>687594726
>Go jerk off
I'm on my 2 weeks streak of no jerking off tho
>>687594852
We'll hear of him soon!
>>687595005
hi
*inhale*
DESU
feels good
>>687593012
lol the overwatch crew, I'll have to try to join sometime desu, maybe now actually.
>>687593017
>>687593879
took over, desu? Is the old hatsu gone?
Welcome anyway
>>687593094
day just started desu, grandma is doing dishes right now so might join right away
>>687593126
>>687594852
Morning shinoa, how are you doing?
No the filter is supposed to automatically hide posts of anyone who says desu, so I was worried you might be using it and hiding my posts
>>687593749
Ohayou chef-bro, how are you doing?
>>687594030
>It's the only one though :^(
kek well that's how it is, I think only horo has three ohayous or something
still, one is better than nothing desu
>>687593302
Yes yes! Thank you so much! I can't wait to see what it looks like desu
>>687594659
Thank you for the information, anon! I thought the filter was just something you posted in the default 4chan filters
>>687594940
Great then desu, it'll turn up soon though
>>687595402
Just a question, why do you feel the need to type desu so much?
>>687595402
Hope you have fun, friend
Well guys, it's time for me to go sleep
Hope you have wonderful dreams of your waifus
>>687594908
>
>>687594932
It's called having a well balanced foreground. If I add every waifu in existence you won't even be able to tell what's going on.
>>687595180
I got some premo to make it worth your while.
>>687594710
4-5 months at most. The image was edited to accommodate a gif, so go fuck yourself.
>>687595402
>is the old hatsu gone?
I guess, haven't seen anyone else claiming Hatsuzuki
>>687595064
Maki got me into real rap. Not shit like wicked by future
>fucking love that pervert
>>687595103
Same with me miho. It's okay
>>687595180
I hope
>>687595402
I'm doing fine tonight. About to head to bed. And sweet dude
>>687595873
Night
>>687594852
>Nonfiction
Jesus Christ you're far into the hole, ain't ya?
You don't just sit down and read a novel every once in a while?
>I'm trying to get into all music genres
Me as well, friend.
It's actually really fun, and it's humbling as well.
>>687594908
Oh my god, this is actually really fucking sad.
>>687594042
pepe claimed
>>687594042
>smug noodles
>>687595952
Oh?
I'll stay up a bit just to see it then~
spiderman claimed
Dont you love it when your voice completely disappears?
bill cosby claimed
>>687594042
>shinoa stolen
>>687595843
I didn't even do it before last month. I just typed it out once and it became a habit I guess. It happens without me thinking and it feels annoying to not type it when I normally would have.
Karen says desu at the end of her sentences.
>>687595873
Night night amatsu
>>687596300
nevermind kek
>>687595952
kek, bretty good
>>687595987
Ah okay, but you didn't hear anything from the old hatsuzuki, yes? Anyway, pleased to meet you desu! I'm Karen
>>687596005
Well glad you're doing okay desu, good night!
>>687596285
ohayo chefbro
what flavour?
>>687596430
Where did it go?
>>687595952
Er, I wasn't meaning that.
I meant that I agreed with you saying
>>Always fucking happens.
JFK claimed
shrek claimed. eat your heart out
>>687596558
top tier claim, he dies at the end of his anime though
egoraptor has be claimed
>>687594852
Still gotta finish the first season though. Oh it feels so good to re-watch it.
>>687594940
Damn, well maybe that spot at work is you're only chance. Or an off day like you said.
The way the sound waves would resonate through you seems awesome. Fuck that's a lot of decibels though.
Uh I think I do. If this doesn't work I'll be on the lookout. Oh boy, can't wait to get the that point when I watch it.
>>687595402
>Three ohayous
Wew laddy, talk about pandering. It's all good though, take what I can get.
>>687595873
Sleep well.
>>687596005
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHUiSFniHw
>Best idol claimed
>>687594773
Ah just kicking back for a bit I guess.
Get to practice my ukulele so that's always fun.
It brings me such a stupid childlike joy, I can't help but smile like an idiot when it's in my hands.
What about you?
>This picture is for all of your reaction needs
>>687596644
SPOILERS!! you just ruined the fucking series for me. thanks asshole
Claiming best girlie!
>listening to strange but very nice mashups on soundcloud edition
How goes the battle?
fish guy from spongebob claimed
jesus is my waifu
>>687594710
Dawww kagami is soo adorable
drew claimed
We're actually getting some quality claims
>>687595103
Maybe next time. It's best when people post high res, full body pictures without less noisy backgrounds.
>>687596300
I just posted them 1 (2?) threads ago. Extremely fap worthy. Didn't see?
>>687596527
I know, I was refining and fermenting your statement. Nothing to worry about, hun.
Naps are a great idea!
Here is my sweet little waifu.
>>687596526
Flavour is win.
>cleaning is hard with no motivation
4chan girl claimed
>>687596526
I didn't hear anything from the old one, when I came and claimed Hatsuzuki some anon said I couldn't claim her because she was "reserved"
>>687597093
>inb4 ahahahaha omg u posted ip
>>687596737
Maybe, I could also probably ask around the shops in town.
I mean, the freeway will make decibels in excess of 120 trough wind noise alone, that's what the earplugs are for!
Hmmm, I'll experiment. Maybe I'll go snooping around the boorus myself!
I didn't even watch the episode yet, but I'm probably gunna be crying or something, I'm sure.
>>687596187
Only books I ever enjoyed reading were the outsiders and count of Monte cristo
>>687596526
Thanks man
>>687596737
The dub bad or are they pretty good?
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>687596897
You are a homo.
How long have you been a literal christfag?
>>687597095
>some anon said I couldn't claim her because she was "reserved"
Nonsense, don't worry about that.
>>687597238
i neeeeeeeed jesus in my asshole
>>687596526
It killed itself
>>687597008
> full body pictures without
>lewd
ayyy lmao is now claimed
>>687597008
Unfortunately, I didn't see it...
I was still playing Overwatch I think
Could you repost it..?
>>687597189
Goodnight smugs!
I wish ya the same
>>687597508
>Fucking noticed
What up, friend?
>>687597008
Ah, my bad.
Cheers.
I'm eating a bowl of strawberries
Shit's good fam
I'll just leave this here for y'all
https://youtu.be/GcNfh17iOuo
>>687597339
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>687596775
hi hi kurisu, how are you doing desu?
>>687596753
Sorry bruh, hitler had a better manga anyway, too bad they cancelled it desu
>>687597026
No really, what flavour?
What are you cleaning desu?
>>687597095
It's cause he's been here a while so people don't want to see some new guy claim her.
I can't input my opinion though, I did the same desu and the other Karen ended up switching anyway.
>>687597339
....?
Fem hajime?
>>687597189
night night
>>687597508
rawr nyarko, how are you?
>>687597704
Ehm not that I want a reply but I replied to you up there, just making sure you saw desu.
>>687597619
not much. my friendo introduced me to some dickweeds on the internet. how about you? and why do you always needto have "win" in filename? or is that joke somewhere past episode 7?
>>687597786
You forgot your picture friend.
>>687597772
>strawberries
All the time, with the sweet things!
You're gonna get a cavity, if you're not careful!
>>687597436
I meant to say full body pictures with less noisy backgrounds.
>lewd
I like lewd.
>>687597547
1/2
>>687597093
Yotsuba is a confusing little cutie.
To play along, I'll go with a female too.
Annie, in Tibburd suit.
hitler claimed
>>687596644
so does this one
>>687596746
>practice my ukulele
Yeah okay George Miller. And I'm not up to much, reading Jitsu right now actually, and just kinda hanging out.
>saved
Thanks friend.
>>687597339
Old piece or shit, go and make yourself a happy family instead of lurking here.
Oh wait, you're too much of a social outcast to do so.
>>687598027
Watch. The. Video
And let me have my fruit
>>687598027
>>687597772
Hold up, we've been over this!
You can't get cavities, or it's very hard!
Never mind, continue strawberry consumption.
>CAPTCHA: Candy
>>687597921
Im not eating noodles at all. And Im cleaning a kotchen to shut it down for the weekend. Still so much to do and Im tired and unmotivated.
>>687598044
There, more close to my thought process.
>>687597921
I'm doing well. How are you~?
>>687597547
2/2
>>687598021
There he is.
The saddest human in this thread.
Go and cry yourself to sleep as you're used to.
>>687598028
>>687598263
I can do it too!
>>687597921
Been expecting the original to show up but it seems he is gone
>>687598197
Just think of the paycheck, how clean and shiny the kitchen will be when you're done!
People gonna come in and be like DAYUM this is fancy place desu!
Then the boss is gonna be like rory's doing such a great job desu, should probably give him a pay raise as well as my own job!
>>687598233
Fine fine! What are you listening to on soundcloud desu?
>>687598073
He's way hotter though. A lot more balls. A superior claim.
>>687598078
>George Miller
Reference caught, unfortunately, and I actually know the chords to one of his songs.
>I bet you thought I was above that
>Well I'm not, and I got curious
>Surprisingly good musician
>Reading Jitsu
good yes good
>>687598167
I have already seen the video, silly goose.
>Angrykiko
>>687598135
Wait. You're in a waifu thread and calling other people names? Doesn't that seem a little... silly?
>>687597921
>rawr
wut
i'm good, glad to be living. listening to eminem and debating doing something with my life. how about you?
>>687597172
>Dat pic
Gave me a giggle.
Yeah if they do it regularly they're bound to have some recognition.
Wew, never mind. Imagine doing that with the best speakers around with no earplugs. Like standing next to a shuttle taking off.
Alrighty sounds good! Here's another one that may work.
You can watch in\t first and tell me how you handled it. Not looking for feels kek.
>>687597189
They're pretty good but the dialogue feels stressed at times. Sleep tight Smug Queen.
>>687598028
>>687598263
Oh my..
Very fap worthy indeed
Too tired for that right now, maybe another day~
I'll go to bed forreal now, see y'all tomorrow
>>687598429
Dude, why is your waifu such a slut?
I feel bas for that green haired guy.
Having such a slut as a waifu, who don't mind posting lewds.
You are a disgrace to this thread.
>>687598292
>You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZuighJwlTQ
>>687598135
>a family
Why would I hinder myself like that? Your advice is horrible. Quit it.
>>687598598
Wait.
You are a mature human being and you still don't have a normal life?
You should feel ashamed, you drunk addict.
>>687598493
I got the pay already, and Im way too tired to think of customers.
>i think the customers are assholes anyway
I can blast this at full power though.
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
This ones for you Karen
https://youtu.be/nU2rFQ1v8zY
>>687598703
Bitch your just jelly.
![[]D.[].[]V[].[]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/NJsG7bX.png "[]D.[].[]V[].[]D.png"){kind=small}
>>687598429
I'd be glad to work those beautiful jugs into some lewd.
>>687598493
Die through the flames, by memeless. It shouldn't work.. but it does...
>>687598195
Oh, you remembered
Yeah it's either not possible or it's just never happened/ My teeth are very strong
>>687598521
Figures
It's good to know they're just as cringey with our language as we are with theirs
>JAGGERS
>>687598765
Nope, you just can't comprehend a normal life.
I won't quit anything, sience you're just a lonely old lad, who can't be happy in real life.
Maybe try going outside and meet some people, instead of drinking your sadness alone.
>>687598858
why are you being rude?
>>687598744
Is edgy?
Because you know it yourself that you're a depressive human being?
>>687598625
>Space ship
Another one of my dreams. Space is so damn interesting...
Perfect! I can use that!
Heh, I can deal with feels rather well. But sometimes I kinda just tear up. It's been a while since I've legit cried. Maybe this will change it. I'll have to take a day to sit down and start marathoning it.
I'll get to editing these together!
>>687598920
>Not superior Snoop
https://soundcloud.com/garticuno/the-highdolm-ster
Rory pls
Lurker anon is a stalker.
>>687598947
No.
I genuinely feel bad for that guy.
You're a slut, same for your waifu.
Cum dumpster.
>>687598521
>unfortunately
>thought I was above that
Nigga I fucking LOVE Joji's solo music. Whether it's Pink Omega or shit from his upcoming Chloe Burbank album
>>687599247
>>687599163
>>687598858
>>687598703
>>687598135
>>687598440
He posts very little nowadays, I've only been here around three months now so I don't know exactly. But he seemed to be posting much more frequently.
From what I know he either has health problems or just stopped enjoying the community like a few others. Again though, not been here for long so not sure.
How are you doing though?
>>687598604
rawr is what I think every time I see that gif lmao
>glad to be living
Commendable desu! What tracks? And fuck life btw, shit's overrated.
>>687599016
>by memeless
wew
What's it sound like? Can't give it a listen myself though.
>>687598703
>>687598858
>>687599163
>>687599247
Do me now, what am I? Make fun of me desu!
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://2u2.pl/forced
>>687599247
This is actually getting quite comedic
What else do you have up your trench coat sir?
>>687599389
Go back to your cell
sorry for disappearing guys. i was preparing dinner. did i miss anything?
Laaaaaaate claim!
>>687599460
It sounds like it would sound like shit, but it works so well. Literally DragonForce's Fire and Flames lyrics thrown over Kesha's Die Young beat and instrumentals. It... is weird.
>>687599630
Not much robo.
What food are you making?
>>687599632
Look! I have en eyepatch too!
How are you doing, desu?
>>687599690
lmao I can imagine. Doing nothing else? Just sitting there listening to music?
>>687599533
Quite comic?
Sadly, I guess it wasn't so comic when you were whining in this thread some time ago that your life sucks and you're such a sad guy.
>muh depression
You're still just a kid who can't really open up and doesn't trust people because, guess what?
You don't have any friends at all.
>>687599563
Hey, you've said that a few times before... I know who you are...
>>687599460
You're cancer.
>>687599811
Basically. Might grab a beer in a few.
>>687599632
O shit, just as was about to sleep, here come my fav chuuni!
Have some new glasses I found
>>687599460
you think "rawr" because a mustache and nyarko? wut you are weird son.
>what tracks
anything hes made. just found a playlist and started it
you doing anything fun or exciting at midnight?
>>687599863
I doubt it, I'm pretty sure you're confusing me for someone else.
But you don't deserve to be free. People will be afraid of you and you won't have any job.
You fucked your life up, great job.
>>687599308
At least I'm not a slut.
>>687599811
Oh shit Karen joined the eyepatch club?!? Welcome new eyepatch!
>>687599956
Haha I always catch you as youre gonna go to bed! Whats up my best waifu friend?? Ohhhh new glasses, I love em!
>>687599902
lame, like I haven't heard that before
>>687599920
But beer is 7aram, desu!
Not watching anything?
>>687599811
i was reheating some kebabs i got before i headed home.
>>687599826
My last response.
Was sad, yeah. Was pretty cringey whining about it in this thread. I look back on that.
That's why I decided to leave for a bit and change shit. I'm not the same person I was before.
>doesn't trust people
I've had my fair share of people turning their back on me and being a cunt, I think it's fair enough to find it difficult to trust people after it.
But yeah, I've changed. Maybe you should too anon. Show your waifu maybe? Although I already have a solid guess on who it is.
>>687599107
I think everyone's a little cringey learning any language, honestly. English is sort of an anomaly though, it's not too cringey to anyone because it's common knowledge it's hard as shit to learn.
>>687599229
This.
>>687599387
What the hell? I wasn't aware he had an upcoming album. I'm gonna research the shit outta that.
Still alive.
>>687599283
Damn straight it is, a vast frontier.
Nice! There were some others but ayy that was the right one.
It gets to all of us sometimes sadly. Wish I could say the same. One day full of nothing but idols. Absolute bliss.
Let me know how it goes!
>>687599632
Yo OED, what's going on?
>>687600253
Watching these posts roll in. Besides that, not really. Gonna watch the Girls und Panzer movie this weekend though.
>>687599163
>you just can't comprehend a normal life
I understand it just fine, which is why it doesn't appeal to me. Or at least not right now. Maybe after another decade.
>lonely
Never felt this. You've missed some details about me.
>instead of drinking your sadness alone
This one's odd. Why would I muck it up by sharing it?
>>687600394
He's posted a couple songs from it on his soundcloud.
>>687600193
Least i had sex.
I'm back
>>687600193
Lol, what? Do you know the difference between jail and prison?
Do you even understand how the legal system works?
This is so retarded it hurts.
>>687600340
People don't change.
You're still the same depressed lad as you used to be.
Why would I show anything?
I'm not here to join your lame comunity anymore.
And, you're probably confusing me.
I stopped claiming for some time.
>>687599826
You're obviously familiar with the thread, so why don't you just quit acting like a cunt and tell us who you are regularly?
>It's not like anyone'll really be able to do anything about it, anyway
>>687600622
Ah, I really need to get a Soundcloud account.
>filename
A+
>>687600665
woof wo-
oh wait, wrong waifu
>>687600738
stfu syndra
>>687600233
Unfortunately only a few pictures of eyepatch desu.
>>687600274
Yum, veggies and meat shreds or what's on em?
>>687600163
No lol the crawling chaos one desu. I'm gonna try sleeping during the day so I can wake up at night and get some games going! That way nobody will be awake to lag me out desu.
>>687600557
I love that picture lol, what's kurisu's anime's length again?
>>687600424
hihi velvet
>>687600233
It seems like it lately kek
I know you do~ I got a bunch of new pics today!
>>687600842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQZswYYRhQ
>vaguely relevant to picture
>>687600523
I always used to find myself on random space related wiki articles in high school and some time after.
High quality too!
Cry often? Or recently? I'll have to say, never crying is kinda a pain. Let's see, how long would I be watching if I watched both series of IM@S PLUS Love Live all at once?
It'll be a work in progress, so I'll keep you updated as it's ongoing!
>>687600944
24 episodes, 1 movie. Next (season?) coming 2017-18.
On top of that shit boi. So fucking excited for S;G 0
>>687599460
Well damn, hope its not anything serious and that he just left and I've been alright, need to find a new HDD for my laptop since they keep dying and using an external HDD is too slow and my android's motherboard also gave up so I need to get a new one soon
>>687600424
So am I.
So close to finishing
>>687600523
Hey soft how are you doing? I am alright just tired as usual haha
>>687600944
Well fuck, I guess you can be a member still, I mean I know you have one and thats all that counts
>>687601004
Oh shit maid outfit now? Nice pics! I got some new ones the other day as well, or at least I tried to find more
>>687601285
Finishing what?
>>687600944
mainly just salad, beef strips, hot sauce and whatever else they decided to put in it.
>>687601395
At work. Been here all day. Going a bit stir crazy.
>>687600652
Ew.
I doubt you know how to get any girl woth this attitude irl.
Some guys, probably yes.
>>687600597
You're too edgy.
Maybe you also write poems, or do something related to art?
Heh. Drunk addict.
>>687600737
Heh.
>>687600766
Newfag
>>687600900
Oh shit.
No.
>>687600944
nice! or you could try those weird sleep schedules where you sleep for certain time periods at certain times. https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanbergara/one-man-tried-an-extreme-sleeping-schedule-and-he-was-pretty?utm_term=.hvV93A0mx#.aa2NQ693z
>>687601468
chen poster often says chen isn't a cat so i greet her with woof woof~
>>687601030
nice. how did you find this?
>>687600944
Also 1 ova. More like a 25th episode though.
>>687601476
Ah, nice.
I don't work tonight which is great.
>>687601366
And I'm not done with my search, I got Pivix open on another window
>>687601705
hububu
Would you recommend starting with the manga or the anime desu?
>>687601613
I don't trust those, desu. My old roommate was trying something like this. He ended up being tired all day and oversleeping everything. Woke me up with his constant fucking alarms too. fuck that desu.
>>687601499
>drunk addict
called alcoholic. ya dumb cunt
>>687602027
Kek
>>687602027
>>687601986
It started as a VN, but def go with the Anime. It is so fucking incredible. There is a reason my waifu is from it. It's also my favorite anime, not only because of Kurisu, but the show itself. Goddamn.
>>687601986
yea neither does buzzfeed. want me to try it over summer for you? ill tell you whats up. ill do the one with least sleep which i think is uberman. want me to try it?
