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Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Late night, work from home edition!

I'm h-here for you Anonymous! C-come get in bed w-with me! But not in that way!
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What's your favorite color?
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>>687586084
Light blue <4
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>>687585826
What's a good way to fuck with psychologists IRL?
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>>687585826
Can you tell me why I see a penis?
>if you look long enough you can definitely see a penis.
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show titty
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What is your spirit animal?
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>>687586236
Ask them to prescribe you medication.

>>687586242
Or have a seizure.

>>687586337
Not a real thing.

>>687586314
Is this sufficient?
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Well, what's your favorite animal?
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>>687586431
Well then how come I can't figure this one out either?
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¿Puedes hablar en otras lenguas fluidamente?
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>>687585826
Would you fuck a grill?

And can you please be my waifu?
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>>687585826
are you a behaviorist?
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>>687587256
Well, I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist first, but yes, behaviorism and its cousin neurology are the best ways forward.

>>687587255
Huh?
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I guess the weebs come out at 2
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>>687585826
Hey, what's keeping you up?
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>>687587440
>>687587256
Impressive title. So thats an M.D., correct?
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How do you treat people with mental health problems? What steps do you take first? How do you fix them? As a patient, what would be useful for a psychologist to know about the patient?
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>>687587583
kek, I was talkin about this anon >>687587255
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>>687587440
You know... A grill. With tits and a vagoo.
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>>687587661
Anxiety.

>>687587666
Psychologist. Not psychiatrist.

>>687587719
*blinks* You don't "fix" mental health problems. Many of them have no cures. You treat them by understanding what is going wrong with their thought processes, making it easier for them to change them with medicine and therapy (normally CBT or a specialized therapy for their particular illness), and then giving them the tools they need to keep themselves healthy.

>>687587796
While I am bi, I've found dating people off of /b/ is a bad idea
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>>687588048
>>687588102
How is this possible, >>687585826 ?!
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>>687588048
>>687588102
explain this
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>>687587965
It wouldn't be dating if I'm spending Good Boy Points.
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I have 2 questions
1:why did you decide to become a psychologist
2:Why do you like Alice so much even though Sakuya is way better.
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>>687587965
>>687587666
I see. I was under the impression you wrote scripts in pharmacology, but I suppose that wouldnt always be the case. Not trying to be a smartass, just curious. Please do correct me if I'm wrong
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Is my secret safe with you?
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>>687588235
Oh, that's just judicious application of magnets. You can easily replicate it, but I'm afraid no one knows how they work.

>>687588384
What.
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>>687587965
Bi? Bye!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10369574
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>>687588476
Neuropsychopharmacology is more how drugs affect the brain, not giving them to people. Generally one goes into research, not clinical, from it.

>>687588499
Yes, but not to /b/. You should email me at [email protected]
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Has studying psychology altered your perception of humans as more studies and experiments as opposed to individuals?
I assume after awhile everyone starts to bleed together into repetitive patterns of sterile data.
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Wife has probably has BPD

Tried to kill me last night in one of her rages and the cops came.

Any luck with letting these sensitive cunts stop being self centred whiny spoiled babies who blame everybody else for their behaviour and "triggers"?
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>>687588826
ayy
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>>687588883
*blinks* Does the last line have anything to do with the first two? BPD is a disorder; it has nothing to do with any of the things you listed in the last line.
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>>687587965
Anything major that you're anticipating or avoiding, Alice?
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>>687587965
What's your favorite idea?
Is it getting creative?
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>>687588681
I thought that might be it. I ask because I'm an undergrad assisting with the behavioral research at my U. The graduate students encourage me to pursue behavioral analysis, but I was thinking I would be better suited for behavioral neuroscience. Is that like what you do, or are you mainly focused on pharmacology?
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>>687585826
>>687586242
what does it mean that i saw a dog?
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Recently I devastated my family with a relapse into hardcore drugs that I effectively concealed until a minor slip up caused everything to unravel. Rather than feeling any remorse for the grief it caused them, I feel more bad that I got caught and am now forced to tolerate what I see as being their problem in the first place.
Am I a sociopath?
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>>687589036
I took antibiotics that had anxiety as a side effect.
Though, I think things are going to get worse in my threads quite soon.

>>687589167
Nothing.

>>687589146
Sort of? But I'm a programmer now; I work on A.I. for financial models.

>>687589116
*rubs the back of her head* That's a bit of a personal question.

>>687589248
No, because sociopath isn't a medical term.
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>>687589028

Describes her, a few pages I Googled seemed to be match with those things

But hey your the pro here so I will listen to you
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>>687585826
I swear to god, I see this thread daily. Anyone else see it often?
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>>687589330
>>687589036
Based on what?
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>>687589330
Antisocial Personality Disorder you hairsplitting, politically correct cunt.
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>>687586431
dayum! lil qt
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>>687589248
your limbic system, or "reward pathway" has been hijacked by the drugs, making things like relationships less important relative to the high you receive from using. its not likely that you're a sociopath, but you could likely improve your ability to feel by quitting. it certainly sucks at first, as Im sure you already know, and it doesn't get better for a long time. but it does get better, and you'll feel like yourself again if you stay strong.
>not OP, just offering advice from firsthand experience on that one
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>>687586431
i thought you had blond hair

are you a lesbian?
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>>687589330
From guy who posted this>>687589116

For real, what's your opinion on these videos?
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>>687589476
Why the fuck does a "Yes/No" answer even matter if you've already diagnosed yourself, shitlord.
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>>687589415
I post it twice a day.

>>687589371
You realize the concept of triggers and such was developed in relation to PTSD and BPD, right? It's not an invalid concept just because tumblr is ridiculous about it.

>>687589474
Based on the label.

>>687589476
Ah, ASPD? I don't know; I'm not qualified to diagnose personality disorders, and you haven't given me enough information.

>>687589661
While that makes sense, it doesn't really fit with the current models of addiction.

>>687589662
>>687589662
The blonde hair is a wig to match my character.
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>>687585826
why do I enjoy picking on the less fortunate and just screwing with people in general? is it for the primeval thrill?
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>>687589330
>>687589146
Thats quit a change in career paths, but you clearly enjoy offering an ear to bend. Why the change of heart, anon?
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>>687585826
why your job is useless?
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>>687585826
i hurt my shoulder 3 days ago can I work back and biceps today without hurting it again?
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>>687589661
That's what I had figured as well. Friends and family honestly aren't worth the hassle, whereas drugs are convenient and reliable.
Also I'd rather not.
I can see it as a sickness or whatever but the increasing amorality has proven to be more beneficial and liberating instead of being anxious about doing the right thing all the fucking time.
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>>687589831
i think that nigga went to school to be a programmer at a fucking ivy league university

told me he went to school for neuropsychopharmacology
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>>687586242
what does it mean if i had a seizure
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Wat do doc

I'm in deep

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>>687589371
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>>687589720
I didn't diagnose myself, fucking autist. I asked a legitimate question and she circumvented it by applying a label with virtually no significant difference solely for the sake of being a cunt.

>>687589770
>I'm not qualified to diagnose personality disorders.
What use are you then?
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>>687589662
See? Blonde hair while I cosplayed. My normal hair is black.

You ever seen a japanese girl with blonde hair that wasn't dyed? Don't think so.

>>687589789
It's because you are an asshole. Talk to a therapist.

>>687589831
I don't enjoy it at all. What makes you think that?

>>687589863
They sure pay me a lot of money for it to be worthless, but securing the financial markets via collateralization doesn't seem useless to me.

>>687590075
Wait at least two more days.

>>687590122
That ASPD diagnosis is looking more and more possible...

>>687590240
I dual majored. I say this every thread. Why does no one remember?

>>687590279
How are you in deep? Huh?
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>>687588361
Fear Factor: Jungle Edition
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>>687590382
Need an A.I. built? I'm working on a rap bot while making this thread.
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>>687589415
yeah, we see it twice a day. once at 8am est and once at 8pm est. It's almost like they're scheduled
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>>687590122
Yea, I hear ya. Fuck, I hear ya loud and clear.
Ultimately, there is no god to judge you based on your actions here. The judicial system is fucked, just like education, the rest of the government, so whats the motivation to be good?

I struggle with the same conflict, but at the end of the day I decide to be good because thats the kind of man I want to be. There are enough scumbags as is.
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>>687589415
Some of the most consistent shit yarn I've seen spun in my time.
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>>687590401
>That ASPD diagnosis is looking more and more possible.
I suppose now is the point where I'm supposed to feel guilty or something I don't genuinely feel to be wrong because of other people's feels.
Mind your pronouns, bitch.

>>687590580
Before you got into computing. Why should we even discuss what's bothering us when you're not even qualified to diagnose the problem?
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>>687590401
Are you crazy?
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>>687590401
randomly sent me a picture one time. your face was covered

also said you were a burn victim with 90 percent of your body affected and that you programmed so fast that your nails broke off

which was hilarious
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>>687590401
I mean I could have told you Im an asshole but why though?
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>>687589831
>>687590401
well, because you're here, of course. and quite often, by the looks of it
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>>687590801
Cool, I'm not insane.
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>>687590954
Get Freudian on this muh fukka.
>yo mamma dun fucked ya up, son
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>>687590382
If you're worried about having a specific mental disorder, and think you fall within the traits, but want a "professional opinion on 4chan, based on a few back/forth text-messages" to answer a question like that, you probably already believeyou've struck it. Doesn't even matter, seems like you've got a grasp of whats going on.
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>>687589770
would you agree or disagree that depression is not a disease but a symptom of a larger problem, maybe a broken social system(as a country)?
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>>687590822
I have no idea. Most of the most heartfelt moments I've had with people who's activities I don't feel comfortable disclosing on the internet. I don't get it anymore, and that's why I've turned to drugs. They're the only thing that I ever feel 100% certain about anymore.
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How do you feel about treating fear of death with LSD-25 OP
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>>687591140
Fair point, but I would still like to hear a professional opinion.
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>>687591132
Idk about that one anon, cause I listened to her advice all too well as a kid and it turned me into a marshmallow
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>>687590930
If you got somethin' to say, say it.

>>687590935
I'm not qualified for personality disorders. I am for the other spectrum of disorders.

>>687590951
I'm pretty sure I never said 90%.

>>687590945
Nope.

>>687590965
That doesn't mean I enjoy it.

>>687591163
I disagree, mostly because of the success via the three neurotransmitter model and the genetic inheritability shown via twin studies.

However, it is likely that what we call depression is actually a bunch of seperate illnesses that just happen to have the same symptoms, and many of those symptoms may be caused by external sources such as the support network.

>>687591288
LSD can expose underlying mental conditions and therefore is ill advised.
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>>687591078
by "it's almost like they're scheduled" I meant "They're scheduled and she tells people that. this is just out of cycle because sleep is for the weak.
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>>687590580
i can write raps just fine by myself thank you
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>>687591385
>for the other spectrum of disorders
Being?
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>>687591385
whatever you bite your nails like a crazy motherfucker
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>>687591163
thats a fascinating inquiry. I've often pondered the same thing, and, behaviorally speaking, depression is a result of the environment just like all behavior. At the same time, individuals may experience depression due to private events like thoughts, so yes and no.
>not OP
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>>687591385

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/can-lsd-ease-our-fear-of-death-first-scientific-study-in-40-years-shows-positive-results-9174206.html
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>>687591385
>LSD can expose underlying mental conditions and therefore is ill advised.
>Underlying
How the fuck is that even possible?
Wouldn't it just manifest later in life anyway?
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>>687590401
>Wait at least two more days.
no can do psychanon
GAINZ FOR THE GAINZ GOD
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>>687591556
Given twinning studies, it clearly isn't a result of environment exclusively.

>>687591596
Yes, and it can also expose underlying schizophrenia. That's not a great trade off.

>>687591676
That's impossible to know. I mean, unless you have a time machine.
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>>687591385
Is Keemstar a garden gnome?
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>>687591596
Read this
>>687591676
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>>687591733
Injuries kill gains
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>>687591596
She's going to say that's not a reliable source or some shit. Watch.
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>>687591676
if you have some kind of proneness to schizophrenia
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>>687591189
>Reality
Nothing is certain
>Coping
Drug use
>Perpetuation
Less reinforcement from the world around you and more in drug use as you use more and interact less
>Cycle
break it if you want life to improve
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>>687591789
No, but leafy is queefy.
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>>687591385
Well I have a question. I have the hidden urge to bite people and punch the mentally handicapped, but I also don't want to. Give me advice please
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>>687591385
>LSD can expose what's really going on, and is therefore ill advised.

The fuck is a mental condition anyway, ain't it all natural. Nothings "meant to be", there ain't no comprehensible plan.
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>>687591385
>>687591163
just because you can see improvements from treating a symptom doesn't mean your treating the illness. you see that EVERYWHERE with pharmaceuticals
Not to mention the placebo and the nocebo effect playing a bigger role in medicine than actual chemical reaction.
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>>687591385
>>687590965
Bare with me here; why continue to post these threads if you don't enjoy helping the /b/tards?
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>>687592158
masturbation purposes clearly
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>>687591981
*blinks* Just because something is natural, it's good? Take Huntingtons; it's a natural variation but it's clearly bad for those who suffer from it.

Just cuz things aren't meant to be doesn't mean there isn't a concept of good outcomes vs bad outcomes.

>>687591983
Right, that's why I mentioned twinning studies to ameliorate that effect.

>>687592158
If not me, then who?
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>>687591782
Theres a far greater risk factor for legal prescription drugs on the market now. As a person with a lot of experience in this field, I would say the chances of schizophrenia developing in a healthy human being of sound mind, body & soul due to pure dosages of LSD are well within the realm of 5% or less. I appreciate your opinion though OP.
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Do you think rape is a mental problem or natural animalistic behavior?
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>>687591782
>It can also expose an illness that affects approximately 1% of the population

You aren't a very fun person, are you?
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>>687591983
also 5-htp for cheap and actually work vs SSRI

how doesn't blocking the bodies serotonin receptors help make happy? bwah? wtf? fail!
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>>687588883
>seizure.
yeah use a baseball bat
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How often do you browse 4chan?
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>>687591358
case and point
>I had the same problem, hints the psych degree.
Being a marshmallow is no way to live, gotta grow some stones eventually.
>fast forward
Got kahunes now, but what to do with em? I know, lash out at people who gets under my skin. Resent everyone and treat them like they're trash.
>being an cynic is also no way to be tho
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>>687592320
Psychologists are either really fun or psychotic & boring.
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Your threads are always the perfect example of how incompetent you can be and still become a psychologist with flying colours.

Papa bIess, you good little goyim.


Please stop changing your MD5s.
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>>687592282
Depends...on the legal prescription? Many medications, such as beta blockers, are quite low risk compared to LSD.

But I think you also want the particular outcome you are arguing for.

>>687592320
I've seen peoples lives ruined from schizophrenia. It's not a risk worth taking.

>>687592395
Wow, you don't understand how either of those work. Gonna just power through this.

>>687592288
Rape is exhibited in all levels of the animal kingdom. Doesn't mean we should exhibit it too.

>>687592445
Every day.

>>687592513
I've seen plenty that are neither of those, but okay.
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>>687591983
>Placebo
if you treat a family over generations with something that's just a placebo (and it works), will it eventually become a scientifically observable positive effect, even when told it was a placebo to begin with? Fucking shoot me if this mdma binge has torn my brain apart
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>>687588883
get yourself out of that shit. borderlines should exist in a place where there are immediate repercussions for anything they do that would harm someone else
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>>687590401
When did you do this cooking thread? What was the dish?
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>>687592557
I use SHA-1 actually.

>>687592658
Yeah, that sounds unethical as fuck.

>>687592600
No, we compare AGAINST placebo for exactly that reason.
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>>687592282
>sound mind and body
didnt you just suggest treating mental illness with LSD? so obviously not sound body or mind
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>>687592589
My antidepressants have an equal chance of causing my skin to fall off as LSD does in activating dormant schizophrenia.
>I've seen people's lives ruined from schizophrenia.
Nice... anecdote? Jebus.
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>>687592589
Is it natural to listen to Macintosh plus 420 for 2 hours straight?
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>>687592707
Here, it was this.
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>>687591385
I already said it. I hope you enjoy what you're doing more than it appears.
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>>687592714
i guess it would be unethical but fuck them.
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>>687592756
....no, no it doesn't.

>>687592782
No.

>>687592861
I don't.

Alright, my battery is about to die.
If anyone needs anything, email me at [email protected]

With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2
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>>687592974
I'm gonna bother you
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>>687592258
>>687592158
So you feel a moral obligation to anonymous people on the internet. Noble, but why? You must find it reinforcing in some way or another, right?
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>>687592589
Personally, I've tripped about 80 times & I can honestly say I've changed for the better & so have the myriad of people I've sold LSD/shrooms to. Its really only a threat to humans with disabilities & shit.
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>>687592974
Lamictal does. That's why I have to report any skin abnormalities. What the fuck.
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Reimu Threads > Alice Threads
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>>687592714
how can you compare against a placebo when people in both test groups have a range of predispositions? it's statistically impossible to get solid results from double blinds.
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>>687585826
wouldn't you rather be a real doctor than a pseudoscience doctor?
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>>687593222
check 'em
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>>687593221
Lamotrigine is not an antidepressant. It is an anticonvulsant. Gg.
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1) Why haven't you faggots put homosexuality back in the DSM? It wasn't taken out for a scientific reason, it's a psychosomatic disorder.

2) Speaking of disorders, why has the psychologist community at large allowed people with gender dysphoria (trannies) to be mutilated instead of actually treating them and reducing suicide rates?
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>>687585826
Is your job easy?

I mean, from what I understand, as long as you're good at listening to people, and coming up with real solutions to real problems, and you actually care about others, it seems like it'd be an easy job
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>>687593222
sociopath mothafucka vs psychopath mothafucka
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>>687593321
take a methods class for christ's sake. every type of study has it's strengths and weaknesses, none of which are infallible.
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>>687593413
So that's why absolutely nothing is happening.
Asians are unethical as fuck.
Either way the side effects for prescription meds are just as dangerous, if not more so, than potentially releasing schizophrenia.
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>>687592790
Breakfast? Any more recipes for another edition in the works?
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What's your favorite threads on /b/?
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>>687593643
no they arent thats fucking stupid. most of the medications we have have side effects but they dont cause permanent life long fucking illness besides lithium which is not commonly used anymore FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON
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may you be raped by a /b/tard and have the baby
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>>687591385
>>687591163
>>687591556
>external stimuli like support networks
Still environmental, yo
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>>687586242
I see colors and my brain hurts.
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>>687593899
LSD doesn't cause it, is simply triggers it in people who are predisposed to the illness itself, so who the fuck knows what other illnesses could be triggered by prescription meds.
Also, schizophrenia can be activated by fucking trauma, or even weed, but that should probably stay banned too because a abnormally select few can't use it, huh fuckhead?
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Quick question, many times when i watch things that are supposed to be; shocking and/or disturbing, I don't really feel much or not bothered by it. I feel de-sensitive to many things now, am i not normal?
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>>687594160
uhh except we KNOW LSD DOES THAT and we have significant evidence all hallucinogens can do it but we don't have significant evidence that antidepressants and other classes of drugs dont.

THATS WHY YOU DONT DO ILLEGAL DRUGS LIKE AN ASSHAT
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>>687585826
What did u get a degree in and from what school?
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>>687592258
So doc what would you say the underlying psychological cause is for all these beast fags on /b/?
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>>687594160
WAIT HOLD ON BAN THAT TV SHOW FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE YOUR STUPID FUCKING KID HAD A SEIZURE.
Fuck off.
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>>687594297
faggotry
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>>687593322
just because dumb white bitches act like they know everything about depression and anxiety on facebook or tumblr or whatever, doesn't mean there aren't real affective disorders. the folks facing those things deserve treatment whether you think it's real or not. While I assure you, most of the shit you see online is bullshit, what a psychologist studies prior to licensing is legitimate and necessary.
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>>687593560
the current treatment does reduce suicide rates and yes it was taken out for scientific reasons you fucking faggot
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>>687586431
Looks bangable
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>>687594266
>In an abnormally select few
>IT'S WRONG BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL HURR DURR
I would google-fu up some case studies in the long lasting effects antidepressants can cause but who the fuck cares at this point, I'm going to smoke my legal as fuck cigarette because go fuck yourself.
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>>687594514
yeah she looks good for a burn victim. the skin grafts from her skin gun treatment look great. she used to be REALLY pale though
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>>687594282
Ph. D. [pretty huge dick] in buttfuckin at Penn
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>>687594569
but youd be wrong because antipsychotics do that not antidepressants you fucking faggot
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>>687594475
it's mostly just confused teenagers

give them some slack
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>>687594651
WHAT
THE
FUCK
EVER
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alice2 folder initiated

still in the works: alice1 folder
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>>687594751
yeah see there is a big difference because one is used to treat schizophrenia with high success (which is fucking good because it is extremely debilitating, AND OH YEAH LSD CAN CAUSE IT) and the other is used for depression (which it has mild success, and drastically reduces suicide rates and is used on WAY WAY MORE PEOPLE)

its like you think side effects make the medicine poison. are you against chemo therapy too?
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>>687594685
Cant afford to give them some slack. The way we talk about these things is the problem. If we didn't see all the circular reasoning endorsed by the said white bitches, than less people would think they needed prozac. Of course, the pharm companies won't be complaining..
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>>687594854
shes using alice1 pictures in this thread you know
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>>687594481
Ha, you should learn some history, normie. Or is this hate speech to you?

The reality is gays are a bunch of audacious faggots, and they got it removed by social pressure. You can even google and find *some* **daring** pschologists who openly spoke about how it was not scientific, while rest of the fags on the board buckled in.

/b/ is truly dead because of your white knighty SJW kind. Get on your knees and suck my dick instead, bet you'd be good at it.
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did Dr. sexy pance leave? ='(
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>>687595000
wow you are a faggot
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>>687595027
wow you are even more of a faggot that i realized.
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>>687595020
then...

vagoo folder initiated

penis folder in the works. im gonna have to ask for some timestamps later. the faggot
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>>687595078
I applaud your courageous lack of wit in the employment of that very elegantly worded insult, you jackass
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>>687594915
PROOF
MOTHER FUCKER
IT DOES NOT
CAUSE
SHIT
And antidepressants was just a catch-all term for pharmaceuticals at this point in the conversation, which can have adverse effects that are equal to or greater than LSD, which is only DANGEROUS TO AN EXTREMELY LIMITED MINORITY.

So you hate giving weed to cancer patients because it may make them crazy, right?
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>>687587965
I masturbate regularly to the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Not the actual show, but sexualized art.
Is this okay? Should I talk to therapist about this?
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>>687595225
your whalecum, attentionwhore
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>>687595225
okay fafggot
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>>687595226
except it totally does and no, thats not at all what antidepressants mean. go back to club penguine kid
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>>687595234
no, you should probably start purchasing ponies and paining them rainbow colors. indulge yourself, anon. You deserve it
*thumbs up and wink*
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>>687585826
So if I can appreciate another man's dick for being what I want my dick to be. Does that mean that I'm a girl?
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>>687595000
idgaf. got no time for that (and i tend to have some fucking time)
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Wow. Is this what is in the background of these threads?
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>>687595444
mhm
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>>687595394
I asked for proof now supply it or continue to keep fucking yourself.
What the fuck are you even talking about with the latter part of your sentence.
I never played because I came here from Habbo, douchebag.
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>>687595521
Shit. Thanks doc I wasn't really sure but you saved my life.
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>>687595444
so if they got big dicks in porn for that reason..... does that mean everyone is actually a girl? and that no one can in fact be raped?
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>>687595563

HABBO HOTEL
MY GOD WE HAVE A BAD ASS OVER HERE

and again you fucking dont even know what classes of drugs are you fucking child antipsychotics are not antidepressants
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>>687595719
maybe he takes some that combine effects and is are confused
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>>687595118
I did insult you, but at least I had some facts backing me up. Keep living in a dream reality, where facts are determined by how many ppl believe in them.

Gl, gayhomofag.
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>>687585826
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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>>687585826
S-Suck my balls op
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I'm currently seeing a psychologist due to issues with depression and anxiety. How are you OP?
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>>687595864
yup total faggot. go suck some robo dick alan turing
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>>687595820
there are no antipsychotics that are also antidepressants. maybe bipolar ones, but not depression.
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>>687595719
>believing I ever went to Habbo
>being this easily deceived
No wonder you take pills, faggot.

I wasn't saying they were. Fuck.

>>687595820
No the effects of antidepressants usually just make the symptoms worse while antipsychotics turn you into a brain-dead shell of a human being.
LSD never made my body contort unnaturally into extremely painful positions and almost caused me to gag on my own tongue.
Fuck you.
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>>687596176
>there are no antipsychotics that are also antidepressants

Hahahaha, good one, newfriend.
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>>687596226
>>687596176
>antidepressants are not also antipsychotics

hmm
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>>687596226
hahaha wow you don't know how antidepressants OR antipsychotics work. antipsychotics make people who have NO CHANCE OF WORKING IN THE REAL WORLD with SEVERE schizophrenia actually capable of holding jobs and living independently

you are a fucking stain on society dude
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>>687596330
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ACTUALLY HAD BIPOLAR AND YOUR DOCTOR DIDNT TELL YOU

no antipsychotics are used in treatment of depression
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>>687596521
yes yes but are there any antipsychadelics?

also depression clearly isnt a real thing and is made up by fuckboys who just want to feel down because daddy wouldnt suck their dick
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>>687596521

I was prescribed anti-psychotics for bipolar disorder and it resulted in dystonia.
Even though your trolling is getting shittier by the second, especially since you haven't even supplied evidence for anything you've ever fucking said, I'm still fucking pissed.
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>>687596655
yes lsd can be stopped via a single chemical injection

also wow you are a faggot go suck a dick
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>>687596578
I've never taken Antidepressants or antipsychotics but I can use my brain (and also Google) to simply see that there are.

But keep going Newfriend.
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>>687596767
yes for bipolar not for depression. welcome to the point you faggot those arent the same disease
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>>687596804
citation needed
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>>687596830
So PHARMACEUTICAL MEDICATION, aka ANTI-PSYCHOTICS, have the potential to be JUST AS DANGEROUS as LSD.
THAT. WAS. THE. ENTIRE. FUCKING. POINT. YOU. FUCKING. SPERG.
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>>687597017
Except no, you said antiDEPRESSANTS. They are NOT THE SAME THING AS ANTIPSYCHOTICS

WHY CANT YOU READ
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>>687597106
the autism is strong in that guy dude
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>>687597106
You're fucking autistic. Go away.
LSD still doesn't cause schizophrenia.
Suck a dick.
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>>687596882
>citation

http://bfy. tw/65HL
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>>687596784
wow so "depressed" because its 4 in the morning and all you have to do is sit in this thread?

just kys tbh

>>687597017
fuck yeah they do. just like how vyvanse is good for you if you have add but if you dont? your fucked
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>>687597177
yes it does and you also cant fucking read

>>687597199
>http://bfy. tw/65HL
you spelled antidepressant wrong and...none of those links actually prove your point

gg

>>687597328
vyvanse is not an antidepressant you fucking moron
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>>687597177
go back to your gay techno and leave this place once and for all

>>687597448
well it makes you happy as fuck
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>>687597328
Never heard of the negative effects for Vyvanse in those who don't have ADD. Shed a light?
>>687597448
Ignore him. Let him shriek into the darkness while everyone else has moved on from a point he failed to prove.
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>>687597448
Did you try clicking on them and actually reading them? Probably not, at least not enough to actually matter.

>Ended
>Downvoted
>Closed
>Pruned
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>>687597199
most of the links on that page are about how antipsychotics and antidepressants aren't the same thing
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>>687597615
Except I'm listening to...
Actually why the fuck do I care what you think about my musical tastes?
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>>687597631
nah it's not so much negative effects if you have add it apparently makes you feel normal, but with people without add it just makes you hyped the fuck up or w/e
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>still lurking
>top kek's guys

please never stop this is amazing.
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>>687597716
yes and almost all of them are related...to....how...they...are...different.

unlike you who is identical to a fucking fruit you CUP

>>687597615
no its a stimulant. it stimulates you.
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>>687597812
because you manufacture illegal chemicals for mass production and im tracking you down based on your tastes and interests

do a lot of lsd and come back
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>>687597832
im hoping alice comes back
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>>687597908
>blah blah blah blah blah I agree that pharmaceuticals are generally hazardous yet I can't get this gargantuan cock out of my mouth.
Neat.
Now just provide a link for who gives a fuck.
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>>687598050
that would be the best.
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>>687597908
Okay I accept my defeat, I didn't actually expect you to look at it. You won, I'm sorry. Newfriend.
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>>687597908
add techno and stir

....??? what do you think that equals genius

>>687598050
probably konked out after busting a nut in here. those are some record times i swear
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About a year ago i had unsettling dreams and nightmares every few days for a month straight, they've stopped now.
But then about a week ago i just had one single night with the nighmarish dreams.
And then just last night again i had another nightmare.
How can i mkae sure these stop coming back?
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>>687592782
you're not the only one
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>>687598185
i dont agree with that because most of them are not. antipsychotics are. not antidepressants

>>687598198
CUUUUP

>>687598250
busting a nut?
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>>687598186
>>687598186
you can always just email her you know
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>>687598289
She is long fucking gone, dude, but it was fun imagining someone stumbling into a room ranting about a subject that pertains absolutely nothing to topic at hand.
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>>687598323
yeah attentionwhore jacks off whenever he comes into make one of these

that's the only way he can get off. it's really sad
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>>687598323
Stimulants and benzos are also highly addictive and cause severe withdrawal symptoms.
Drink responsibly, dipshit.
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>>687598289
smoke weed for a couple times a day for about a week and then stop
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>>687598370
meh, kinda kreepy to troll in private.
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>>687598450
you realize alice is a girl and not an attention whore right
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>>687598682
shes always looking to help people why would you troll her
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>>687598482
That's true, took Addy two days ago and still feeling like shit, I can barely put pressure on my right leg and my back feels like someone hit it with a hammer a few hundred times. The comedown about eight hours after taking it is the worse feeling on the planet, you lose the push to do stuff but your mind still wants you to hop around. So you people basically look like tweakers on the comedown.
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>>687598764
nah that's untrue

told me he was a 23 year old guy like 10 years ago. proved it too

>>687598804
she just does it out of obligation. has some sort of christ complex
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>>687585826
I have absolutely no respect for your field or any professor that teaches in it.
Mainly because its not a concrete field of study with clear concepts of what makes a quality practitioner. So a degree in psychology means little.
Also your a semi-roleplaying weeaboo with only basic understanding of humanity.
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>>687598804
yeah but dude... you don't walk into 4chan to help people. it's like walking into the den of a staving lion pride with steaks in your pockets.
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>>687598922
she literally posted her pictures and has run entire cosplay threads so you are just trolling like a mother fucker
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>>687598922
I'm surprised you're even ten years old.
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>>687585826
How do I rid my childhood anger of "sexism against men"?

I am beginning to wonder if i'm cursed, in order to change the world, and get some sort of Men's Rights Movement going.

How do i relieve myself of this psychological trauma?
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>>687598922
obligation? what?
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>>687599006
dude some people go to africa to treat ebola and put themselves at serious risk. same shit.
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>>687599057
hahaha yeah okay you are a troll for sure
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>>687599129
kinda but not really. africa wants the help.
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>>687591596
"The small pilot trial, which involved just 12 men and women, also showed that there were no severe side-effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, the psychoactive chemical commonly known as “acid”. However, their depressive symptoms did get worse when given only low doses of LSD, the scientists said."

>small sample size means study is meaningless
>inconsistent results
>sampling bias of only terminally ill patients
>anyone thinks this means literally anything
>year of our lord, 2016
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>>687585826
what's your opinion on medicinal marijuana?
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>>687599008
>>687599035
nah she never posted any actual proof like face or an id

and her daddy told her that she needs to help people because it's the right thing to do. she feels its kind of a bother but needs to do it because she won't get the dick otherwise (basically)

>>687599060
yup
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>>687599263
so does a lot of people on /b/
she helped me for fucking sure
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>>687599171
I just got here?

And this is bullshit, i need the world to care about Men's Rights, so i can stop being triggered into fits of school shooter like rage.
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>>687599394
yes she did she posted her full address
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>>687599406
Here's your reply.
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>>687599171
wake up, triggered. walk out the door, triggered. see beautiful women, triggered. it's real and they are here like 13 year old juggalos during scientology
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>>687599458
could be any address

of course people believe her though
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>>687599406
obvious troll is obvious
>>
I have a cancer
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>>687585826
..when I try to login in chat it keeps telling me invalid user, whats up ?
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>>687599626
uhh people met up with her and they confirmed it too so unless you are positing a wide scale conspiracy no

she even went to otakon with a bunch of people
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>>687599405
what with?

i'm gunna have to stick with my opinion of most of b/ not being honestly interested in 'getting help' but not looking to argue the point >.<
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>>687599764
she is long gone dude but she turned off guests because of a security breach
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>>687599767
yeah sure alice
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>>687599491
>>687599631
Who's OP?

i'm looking for OP
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>>687599801
she helped me get into therapy and talk to my doctor and she is helping me pay for it. and while you might not need help, her threads are usually full of people who ask her for help and honestly desire to get better so...no u
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>>687599767
could easily stage having personal friends come to 4 chan and claim they just met me via chan.

going to a con proves nothing
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>>687599871
ask vicky if you can find him faggot dont have to believe me
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>>687595679
No, cause only faggots and cucks appreciate other men's dicks.
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>>687600033
kay guess all the cosplay threads and shit are just fake too then? this is a pretty big conspiracy is obama in on it
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>>687600050
wat

>>687600061
well as a man who does in fact like other men's dicks i can approve of this
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what does one do with a psyc degree
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>>687599847
Damn it alright
>>
Hey Alice!
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>>687600127
Just a heads up.

He's b8ing you
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>>687599975
cool story, treatment working well for ya?

idk i'm inclined to think that atleast half the people asking 'legit' questions are just looking for a rise.
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>>687600374
too soon to tell but for asking man just having someone on my side is a breath of fresh air
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>>687600374
>>687599975
both are alice

alice is a psychopathic pathological liar with catatonic schizophrenia
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>be 19, coming home from college for the summer
>working out a lot, rehabbing a torn ACL and meniscus due to football, trying to find a first job
>virgin, never had a GF yet have been asked many a time why a nice, muscular guy like me doesn't
>have been wanting to go out with a girl that I've been comfy with all through HS
>we tried making plans in the winter but never panned out, she felt really bad and told me she really wanted to see me again
>now that's it's summer, I'm tempted to go guns blazing, and ask her again
Thoughts?
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>>687600127
nah obama's not cool enough for that. but if you look close might catch some of the bush fam lurking
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>>687600485
she seems kinda spry for catatonic schizophrenia
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>>687600510
kys
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>>687600593
rarely takes medications except for when making these threads and within xat
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>>687600649
:^(
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>>687600448
right on. definitely makes a world of a difference just having someone willing to listen and take shit serious, i feels ya.
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>>687600758
don't fucking kill anybody man

do rape her
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>>687600485
keks
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>>687600924
:^|
>>
Where is OP?
>>
>>687601502
you're good, kid

there is no difference between close friends and significant others
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