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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>the last rule is not bait
>Tracer is a cancer waifu and should never be claimed
Akiko claimed
>>687564726
I'm back
Showers are nice.
>5AM
Going to sleep now.
As usual, I'll be on later, see ya.
clmd
I'm so lost I can't even remember my name.
>>687565020
cum dumpster
Edit, dropping this claim first, now going to bed. Goodnight.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9lNUMc3JmGc
I don't know how much of a joke this is but I love it
>>687564968
>>687565020
Rip
>>687564952
Agreed
>>687564968
Goodnight!
still here
>>687564968
goodnight kevin
>konata
>>687564586
Noted, will give it a whirl.
>>687564601
>Kazoo Kid- Trap Remix
>For about an hour
It's time to take a lap around the block, mate.
>>687564919
Ah, I just knew he hung around /r9k/, so I assumed.
Still gross.
Anyway, I'm going to go take a lap myself.
Talk to you all later!
Claimed. Fuck lunch rushes. Brain is full of fuck.
>It still hasn't been finished to this day.
Sad times.
>>687565078
>>687564968
Goodnight.
>>687565020
Bun.
>>687564843
I wanna see where this goes. For science reasons.
Claiming
Just got off work how are yall
>>687565143
Not even close.
>>687565219
>
>>687565078
Goodnight Renge
Im here now for good till I go night night
>>687565009
>rattle
>>687565078
goodnight renge
>>687565413
Goodnight Tim
>Mugi
still alive
who found me in that woman hate thread anyway i tried so hard to derail it but was unsuccessful everyone called me a white knight :(
>>687565413
Farewell
>>687565451
smug, welcome
>>687565020
Now is your chance to make a new, better name for yourself
>>687565219
>Brain is full of fuck.
Isn't it always?
>>687565402
Hello moka
>>687565451
Hey Smuggles
>>687565078
sleep tight
>>687565082
meme rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rs9PSG9qE
>>687565451
shane
>>687565413
must be the other yui :o
>>687565402
Noticed!
>senpai
>>687564940
Helloo Yuuki!
>>687564952
Indeed they are, cold shower masterrace
>>687565402
Hello hun
>>687565451
Helloo shinoa!
>>687565339
tune in next time
now enjoy this
>>687565555
Goddammit I'm trying to go to sleep here
>checked
>>687565078
goodnight as well
>yuuko
>>687565597
Heyo! What are you up to?
>>687565426
>where the fuck are your arms
>>687565555
More than normal
>those quads though
>>687565555
Ayy whas up
>>687565588
Damn i was gonna notuce u first
>
>>687565597
Hows it goin shipmate
I teally gotta shit but want to finish this cigarette first
>>687565513
>Rattle rattle
>>687565078
Night Renge.
>>687565119
I need to get a haircut though...
>>687565219
RIP Rory. Don't overwork yourself again!
>>687565603
What the hell did I just watch?
>>687565583
are black flag or dinosaur jr considered underground lol
>>687565539
Thank you gorgeous. How are you this evening?
>>687565555
>quads are checked
I'm doing good, peach demon. How are you?
>>687565583
Kyle how you been?
>>687565597
Sup yuno. How ya been?
>>687565926
Nah ;)
>>687565555
Fucking chekced.
>>687565603
>DMT the animation
>>687565603
>>687564726
Africans are closely related to apes.
" The p- and q-arm breakpoints of the inversions in PTR XVI and GGO XVI were found to occur at slightly different locations, consistent with their independent origin. Further, FISH studies of the homologous chromosomal regions in macaque and orangutan revealed that the region represented by HSA BAC RP11-696P19, which spans the inversion breakpoint on HSA 16q11-12, was derived from the ancestral primate chromosome homologous to HSA 1." http://genome.cshlp.org/content/15/9/1232.short
http://genome.cshlp.org/content/13/7/1619.short
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16140991
http://www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/80819
http://truenewsusa.blogspot.nl/2014/06/blacks-africans-genetically-closer-to.html
And if you know that africans are the early step in evolutionhttp://www.genomica.uaslp.mx/Research/PhylogramColour.jpg
And we all originate from apeshttps://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/primate_family_tree.png
You know africans are in fact closer to apes as is , it is very logical.
>>687565788
Might play some Destiny before I sleep early for the con
How are ya friend?
>>687565926
Can't do both?
>>687566055
I'm tired lol
>>687565997
true happiness
>>687566000
id say theyre both pretty well known, but i dunno :o
>>687566055
ive been good sebastian just chilling with tunes, you?
>>687566055
You fucking spooked me there, seeing my real name pop up in thread
>anon
>>687565662
Just close your eyes friend, you'll sleep in no time
>>687565875
Tell me about it friendo
Work giving you the runaround?
>>687565926
Stalking Kyouko in Overwatch. I'm not joining his party but I'm following him around and joining enemy team if possible
>>687566055
>checked as well
Good man, see above reply
>>687566156
That's right, A-kon is tomorrow, hope you have fun!
By the way, I got telegram, idk if you use it or not
>>687564936
Hello Yuno!
>>687565402
Hello Moka!
3 Birds crashed into my window today. I don't know what the hell is going on.
>Also
Hello everyone.
>Best idol claimed
>>687566210
well i dont know what makes a band underground nigga help a nigga out
i don't know a single person who knows either of those bands
>>687565875
>behind my back
>>687565997
Your hair are getting too long?
I need one too, I like mine super short
>>687566055
Lil' smug
>>687566384
No idea what that is
>>687566388
How are ya cutie?~
>>687566483
Sup Maki
>>687566483
no cars on the zoo
>>687566055
I should sleep now. Enjoy thread.
.
Goodnight beautiful thread.
>>687565997
Hard to do when you're solo in what was a slow day before.
>>687566369
Just 16 people who want food instantly
>>687566559
>they looked invisible
>>687566070
Go back to your shitposting group, rabbit.
>>687566494
u have norman friends :o
just listen to what you like B)
>>687566261
coco
>>687566339
yes thats my real name :)
>>687565265
>hugs
Not a jail to keep us in, but to keep them out.
Goodnight for real this time.
>>687566388
what about me?
>>687566642
It's some messaging app Milinda got me to download lol.
>>687566483
I bet you use Windex
>>687566642
I'm good~
You?
>>687566768
We share our name, then
>Roger
>>687566768
but i need to be hip and cool as fuck mang fuck that mainstream shit :^)
ok how about butthole surfers
>>687566895
I'm seeing double so I didn't know which was who.
>
>>687566202
I know that's faked, but I laugh every time.
>>687566483
Did you leave birdseed on the inside?
>>687566559
Mostly the bangs are getting there. Plus, I think I wanna try a different style then straight part down the center.
>>687566667
>1 off
I'd still say take it easy, or at least don't rush yourself.
>>687566723
Remind me, Who the fuck are you again?
Oh, right, you're nobody.
>>687566926
Oh hey cool my retarded phone actually installed it
>>687566956
I'm tired lol have the anime con tomorrow
>>687567064
i dont even know how it works but according to wikipedia they just gotta be not well known and be from an independent label :o
>>687567049
oh my steven :O
>>687566156
I dont smoke in the house
>>687566369
Is overwatch worth $60
>>687566055
Senpai is just too good
>>687566156
Work?
>>687566210
Waiting to finish up new work place and play with boss' dogs at work
>>687566339
Sorry dude lol
>>687566369
Kek any reason?
>>687566384
I swear I keep thinking of the rapper and not the convention
>>687566483
Kek. Reminds me of that windex comercial. What up tomato
>>687566559
Lititle ship
>>687566663
Good night yuuko. Take care
>>687566483
If the sun is on your window, the outside of it might be reflecting the sky, giving birds the impression they can fly through. We had birds crash into our window on a weekly basis until we put a sticker on the window
>>687566667
>1 off from your own quints
Working unders other humans and especially in the horeca is terrible. I could never do it without sarcastically insulting costumers
>tfw half of them are too dull to catch on anyway
>>687567400
Which con?
>take me with you
>>687567512
For u, sensei ;)
>>687567400
What anime con?
>moka
>>687567532
where do u work? the dog pound? :O
>>687567400
i wish i could go to anime con and cosplay as konata :(
>>687567400
Nice. Make a username and add me. I'm stewie574
Let me tell you a tale to chill the bones
About a thing that I saw
One night wandering through the everglades
I'd one drink, but no more
I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight
Gazing up at the stars
Unaware of a presence so near to me
Watching my every move
>>687567171
Who would have guessed.
It worked for real.
So, how's it going, rabbit?
It wasn't too hard to grab your attention.
>>687566833
Get some rest already, you're still supposed to do your best at getting that job you wanted.
>>687567851
>i wish i could go to anime con and cosplay as konata :(
muh dick
>>687567116
dont worry its me code white
>>687567116
thank you for extracting me from that thread
>>687566642
Yo Yuno, what's new?
>>687566650
U wot m8?
>>687566956
Kek, nice one. Forgot those commercials existed.
>>687567167
Kek, I don't even own birdseed. There may be a nest on the ledge again.
>>687567532
Haha, the joke was already made. Not much at the moment, played some MGS and sat around. You?
>>687567571
This could be it too. Wonder if we have any of those big Christmas stickers around here.
>>687567961
Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
As something rushed me from the trees
Took me to an unholy place
And that is where I fell from grace
>>687568012
I typically respond to anyone who responds to me, I don't initiate conversation often.
>>687566667
You're right, they're barely noticeable!
>>687567167
>google straight part down the center
>because I suck at English and hairstyle
What kinda hairstyle you wanna try now?
>>687567532
Had a good day at work~?
>>687567476
shit ok
going by that I'm just going to say black flag isn't known well enough ;)
guys im underground now am i cool ',:^)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY
>>687567512
Ah, don't wanna stink the house?
>>687567532
Na I woke up early today to pick up my badges
>>687567572
A-kon27, if only I could but the shits like $75 fucking jews
>>687567639
A-kon27
>>687567851
I'm just wearing my kirito jacket.. didnt had time to order a wig or other parts
>>687567933
Sent ;)
>>687568186
Got my badge for A-kon, ready for the qt cosplayers and cool animu shit to buy
>>687568106
You went code white!?
2lewd.
>
>>687568137
Keep your waifu here.
>containment threads
>>687568218
Mah nigga
>>687568236
You know you're a good demigod when another demigod needs 2 dragon hatchlings to beat you into submission
Yui claimed.
>>687567512
No, but if you have friends it is worth 40$
>>687567532
No, I just like giving him a good run for his win
>>687568342
Ya smoke smells like shit
I FUCKED MY SELF I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SO SOON
>>687567638
But your not a big guy
>>687568065
oh my O.O
>>687568266
now u can be a /mu/tant ^-^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCkYRZzb8PM
>>687568342
have fun :O
>>687568355
no i just want you to know who i am
>>687568515
Maiden is god damn good,
I'm off to sleep. Night everyone!
>>687568342
I couldn't get to Texas in time anyway.
>Next time
>>687568661
you'll make a cute Konata
I can taste it already
>>687568266
Can't wait for those new songs.
>>687568342
Ayy, maybe you'll score with a qt ;^)
How much are you looking to drop?
>>687568744
Sleep tight.
>>687568186
Find the nest, raise the birds as your own, keep them in a little jacket pocket and when someone is giving you trouble, give the command for your pocket birds to attack!
>>687568236
I'm not sure. I might try to get a bit closer to Makotos type of hairstyle. I wanna let my bangs hang though, because genetics cursed me and I have a bit of a receding hairline.
>And that's a secret of mine you won't hear about again.
>>687568687
Then let me get to know you a little more
>intimately
Lillie claimed.
>>687568588
Fucking yourself before I get a piece of that..
Shamefur Dispray
>>687568744
Nighty night!
>>687568803
Maybe next time I'll crossplay~
>>687568885
No more than $300.. going to take away $60 so I can buy overwatch
>>687568849
thank you curious critter c:
>>687569052
moon all the way, I want litten ;^;
>>687568712
So is Judas Priest. I love me sone old school NWOBM.
>>687568218
Understandable. I didn't had anything to talk about anyways.
>>687568515
BNW could not have been any better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbSxzqA8QrA
>>687569168
Crossplay?
>>687569014
what do you mean
>>687569231
If you ever do cosplay as Konata, or someone else, take some cute pics and share them with me for research
>>687569168
Its alright i have tomorrow off but i didnt plan anything or ask anyone else
>>687569400
I think he wants to pat you too
>>687569368
Crossdress cosplay, IE I wear mizore's get up
>>687569430
What you smoke nigga?
>>687568515
Kek, true~
>plus she got up from it easily if I remember correctly
>>687568744
Goodnight friend
>>687568931
I'll remember it anyway~
>Mine is a slight receding hairline
>>687567851
Fitness related warehouse. Here's our new workplace and gym all in one
>
>>687568186
Dammit! Posting in thread, looking for spare computer parts so I don't have to spend every new thing for my future build
>>687568236
Of course~ Even though it was cleaning and painting the new place, it was fun
>
>>687568342
Pokémon badges?
>>687568588
I know
>>687568744
Night yuuki!
>shinoa
>>687569400
>Licky licky
>>687567851
>cosplay as konata
>Barry
>>687569244
I just like Lots of Classic Metal, Almost everything.
>>687569552
If you do that well enough I wouldn't be able to keep myself away from you.
>or off of you.
>>687569572
>small punching bags
I miss boxing now goddammit kek
I wanna punch something D:
Glad you had a good day!
>>687568931
You say that as if you've done this before lel. That'd be kick ass though! I'd give them tiny helmets.
>>687569168
That's like a handful of figures, some shirts, and maybe some posters?
>>687569572
Better luck next time~
How goes the search?
>>687569552
American spirit light blue
The good shit
>>687569572
Are you going to a-kon tomorrow
>>687569415
i will but they wont really be cute lol :p
>>687569572
you have boxing boxers at ur work? :O
>>687569665
yes that is my real name :)
man i hate niggers
>>687570107
but youre friends with me :)
>konata
WHOA! Raunchy up in this bitch.
>>687570088
No that was my
wait
>>687569555
She only really lost because she was taking Itamis damage from the dragon as well. And she did get up pretty quickly once the JSDF arrived.
>>687569755
Its not classic metal, but check out Ayreon. Start with Dawn Of A Million Souls. If you like it, take a look at others.
>>687570088
I'll be the judge of that
>>687569555
Life is a cruel mistress. Doesn't even use the fuzzy handcuffs.
>>687570033
I swear I don't have a friend that always gives me these crazy ideas!
>>687564726
Kill yourselves virgins
>>687570167
on a scale of 1 - 10 how black would you say you are :^)
