Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Go easy on m-me tonight, I'm a b-bit anxious due to medication!
>>687534162
shut up fag
>>687534279
*hugs tightly* T-that's the Anonymous I know!
>>687534162
wat meds are u on and why?
>>687534461
Antibiotics, have an infection.
>>687534606
No idea what that is!
>>687534162
hope u get better soon, u shud get some sleep
>>687534693
I will right after this thread <4
>>687534162
hello alice
tics
tommorow night im going to be very depressed because its my prom and im not going to it.
>>687534162
r u a guy??
if not
tits and stamp or gtfo
>>687534849
kys fag
>>687534784
Oh d-dear. I'm sorry to hear that tics!
>>687534849
Welcome to /b/! Those rules only apply to attention whores.
let me just..
When I was in highschool, and even still in college, I would always do the homework but never turn it in. I had piles of finished projects and homework that for some reason I never wanted to turn in, even if I was failing and it could save my grade. Why do you think that is?
check em
>>687535056
>>687534954
any tricks on how to side step the cripplingly lonelienss i may experience tommorow?
>>687534849
Shut the fuck up
>>687535056
Your getter needs work.
>>687535050
*blinks* I don't know. Never heard of anything like that.
>>687535160
Not really; that sort of thing you just have to swallow.
>>687534954
>Welcome to /b/! Those rules only apply to attention whores.
>attention whores
>you
>>>/trash/
>>>/global/rules/13/
how was ur day Alice, get up to anything interesting?
My friend doesn't want to meet me anymore irl, cause her bff don't like me. What do?
>>687535327
Yeah, you don't know what an attention whore is. Come back when you know of Cracky-chan.
>>687535337
Just work. Nothing new to report.
>>687535402
Why doesn't her BFF like you?
>>687535327
you fucking newfags, how do you dare to speak that way to alice, excuse the newfag alice
>>687535262
i only had 2 1/2 hours of sleep last and im not tired at all
actually i just remembered i have soccer practice tommorow night so i can chill with my teammates
hooray, human contact
>did you go to your prom Alice?
>hows the game coming?
I feel I am aimless.
I am 44 a virgin never been on a date or had a girlfriend. I live with my elderly mother. I have a job. I am an alcoholic and smoke. How can I get beyond this?
>>687534162
my mom threw me out of the house to be with her worthless new boyfriend, i dont understand how she can choose him over her own son. i really want to get back her
>>687535522
I didn't go. Didn't miss it either.
I haven't gotten a chance to work on it; this illness is kicking my ass.
>>687535523
*blinks* You first need to go to a doctor and get off the booze, or you won't make it long enough to fix it.
>>687535651
How old are you?
>>687535473
Her bff was my friend long before her. After like 2 years she started avoiding me and one day she told me I'm pissing everyone off.
>>687535679
hope the illness isnt serious!
>>687534162
>I moved 400 miles form home
>Im 24
>Left girlfriend of 3 years
>quit good paying job with friendly down to earth managers who came from lower workers (could relate to us)
>Gave up every friend I have knows
>left behind 17 years of town and friends
>Everyone this side of the border treats me with negativity
>I Just want to work and support my elderly nana and younger sister since my mother is dead (died when I was 19 From multiple organ failure)
>So sad every day
>been three years now
>Now friends just work
>Everyday wake up and think its not worth it
>cant go back I love my family
.... fucking help!
>>687534784
*Why you're not going to it?*
>>687535810
i don't want to get b& so i rather not say.
my ex says she doesn't know if we should be together, but when I ask her if she thinks there is no chance for us, she doesn't say there isn't... When I ask her to clearly reject me now so I can move forward, she doesn't. And I see her as my future... What do?
>>687534162
Okay, well I feel like I have nothing.
>no friends
>no job or money losing my home
>family is shit
Wat do?
>>687535679
is it a psychological issue if i fall in love with you Alice? not like i want to fuck the person on the other end of this conversation but i enjoy talking to you a lot. lately ive been very conflicted because the girl ive liked for the past 3 years im suddenly not interested in her or any girls at all. i have no sex drive atm (not that i have sex) and i dont think im expressively tired or depressed (maybe tired today but this has been going on for a while) what do?
www.alicelied.blogspot.com
>>687534162
what is a p-psychologist? pseudo? is it different than a regular psychologist?
>>687536045
how many years until adulthood?
Why am I so bad at recognizing when people are in love with me, I've been on the couch cuddling and thinking "oh, yeah this is just a friend thing." Only looking back do I realize my stupidity
>>687535938
its too late and i kinda just didn't make any effort to go to it. i guess i was scared of it ulimately. im not that social
>>687535885
>400 miles
>I moved 3,500 miles away from home
>for the express purpose of getting away from my family
>fuck em, not like I had friends there anyway
>>687536174
Citizens advice, volunteer programs occupy yourself, It wont save you but it will occupy you while you make a plan.
>>687534162
Alice at least show proof you're real or tits or gtfo
>>687535830
*blinks* What did she say you did to piss her off?
>>687535868
Not life threatening. Just annoying.
>>687535885
...what? How does loving your family stop you from doing what is right for you?
That sounds like poor reasoning; your family loves you right? Wouldn't they want you to be happy?
>>687536045
Then you can't be thrown out; tell the cops.
>>687536174
Tell me more Anonymous. All I can offer you for now is a hug. *opens her arms*
>>687536119
She already rejected you; it's only you who refuses to see it. Walk away Anonymous.
>>687536231
Don't. I'm a bad person who does good things.
>>687536331
....because you are oblivious and don't think? Try to be more mindful of your actions; put yourself in the other persons shoes.
>>687536430
faggot
slit your wrists then do push ups in the ocean
>>687536474
i love my mom, i dont want to get herinto trouble.
>>687535885
Why doesn't your nana gain citizenship
>>687536430
Proof I'm real? Do you think I'm an A.I.?
If so, you are exactly correct. Beep boop.
>>687536532
Okay, but again, if she threw you out then you need to talk to the police. That is illegal.
>>687536474
My gf has image issues and has decided to stop eating (one meal every other day I think she's at now)
how do I get her to eat? It's a long distance thing too
>>687536653
i know........................................
>>687536474
They do love me we even had a talk about how she wont be around forever and it cut me to the core.
I love them but ive given so much and the weight is so much , to be responsible for a young sister who is developing and and elderly woman who loves you but is out of touch, I'll probably kill myself when she dies and murder suicide my sister, I have access to guns so its a very real scenario.
Will probably just pussy out from killing family and will just go out by death by cop.
>>687536683
That's anorexia; she needs medical attention immediately. Tell her family.
>>687536726
So go to the cops.
>>687536474
its not like i have anyone else to fall in love with
from an ethical standpoint, you'd have to be one of the worst people on the earth for that to deter me.
i think i could even tolerate a female serial killer
idk. sorry if i'm being too blatant
>>687536472
fucking hell mate, do you atleast had somewhere to go before kicking you out like that? (also wtf is wrong with her?)
>>687536474
hope it gets cleared up soon, always nice seeing u here. I've had food poisoning last 4 days so feeling quite rough.
>>687536358
I feel you bro, I didn't go to prom either because i am very lack of social skills irl.
Ø¡>>687535473
you have experience in that
but you are an attention whore any way
RP is just attention whoring
you was ban
because that
>I know who is cracky-chan, that's don't prove shit
>>687534162
Im in love with a girl thats taken, we slept together twice but she wont leave her boyfriend. its like a double cuck shit fest here...
>>687536119
Soooooo, this girl, you think is your futur, doesnt want to be the bad guy in this story, just get her off your head, and if she comes back, fuck her, then see her for what she is: someone who has your attention.....
>>687536358
*Sometimes little things such as a party are the ones that could change your life, look, you're not prepared for it but you can only gain from this experience.*
>>687534162
Hey Alice, how are ya?
~Box
>>687536474
Now here is the problem. She didn't want to tell me that and also who exactly I piss off, since I wanted to start avoiding these people. She just didn't tell me. Now the friend I talk to now was always taking my side in one thing, but I don't wanna write too much... Just... Just few weeks ago she wanted to hang out so bad and then just poof... Nope, because my bff wouldn't like it.
>>687536820
her family probably can't afford much medical attention
>>687536474
>Don't. I'm a bad person who does good things.
Hey! i can relate to that!
>>687534162
It's 2:30 am why the fuck am i still here . Tell me
>>687534162
Is Ikaros really a psychopath? I find it hard to believe after talking to her for more than a month.
>>687536924
im we share this lack of an experience with a majority of b
at least we have each other no homo lowkey homo fuck my ass no homo
its quite sad tho
>>687536474
>; it's only you who refuses to see it. Walk away Anonymous.
Actually I broke it off with her. I kind of broke the relationship off which was a rash decision with little to no thought given, and after two months of thinking things through, she is the one I want.
>>687536430
she show the bra once
>>687536797
That...sounds like a bad thing to do. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>687536839
Well, if you are that desperate, I've got a girl with a creampie fetish who might fit perfect...
>>687536917
Oh dear! I'm sorry to hear that!
>>687536934
Yeah, you clearly don't know what an attention whore is.
>>687536955
Then why did you sleep with her?
>>687537001
Not great, not bad.
>>687537005
Sounds like you need to confront her about it then. Force the issue.
>>687537055
She still needs it, Anonymous. They can't afford a dead daughter either, can they?
>>687537145
Because you wuv me <4
>>687537153
No, she has schizophrenia and possibly ASPD.
>>687537190
Sounds like you need to follow through with your decision.
Why does Grey keep a blog?
>>687537256
shes real
>>687536934
> <<
Triggered
>>687536797
Mate, is up to you to carry on with your family, if you do love them as much as you say, you have to do this for them, get your sister the best life you can give her and you nan a grandson to be proud of, what do you say mate?
>>687537304
So, you're a psychologist?
Well had any experiecnes with like really fucked up ppl?
>>687537329
Oh, ever since I started people have attempted to discredit me. Most of his information actually comes from previous people who tried to do it!
>>687537385
Why that file name?!
>>687537466
Plenty. The worst was two girls who killed dogs to get sexual gratification.
>>687534162
I want to have sex with my dad. I want to him and mom to break up. I'm daddy's little girl (in more ways than one) and I want him.
>>687536934
Mate, do me a favour and learn to type properly.
>>687537304
cream pie
i dont know what that is. i dont watch porn but i assume it has to do with cum
eh sounds decent. sure hook me up :0
>>687534162
why do i prefer animal genitalia over humans? i know i am into zoophilia but why?
>>687537571
How old are you?
687536934<<
>>687537385
if that is Alice well hot dam, thats cute
So how come this gatherin' storm pours little on the truth?
Where the smokin' gun's a familiar song let loose!
With the bombed out cars come the falling stars, from a heaven we'll never know,
And the nameless names on the misspelled graves grow tall!
We're still screamin' at the Wailing Wall!
>>687534162
ahem
How did that guy get a bazooka round through TSA?
Can you kill a tank with a feather?
Is it possible to look intimidating while drinking from a straw?
If Hans takes a panzerschreck and shoots it at a chicken moving 140 km/h, how many Russians will get angry at the Finns?
Why do the Turks have a death wish?
>>687537560
its me tics and i have this thing for dog meat. i enjoy the aesthetic of the term i suppose would be the best way to explain it
alot of my files are named dog meat or some variations
>>687537385
Are you the one who makes the tea.
>>687534162
Hey, is it normal that I feel this deep burning hatred in me from years of abuse and betrayal by society. Like I'd probably legitimately kill every person alive given the chance.
I don't want to do that, but how do I get past these feelings.
>>687537304
I may try forcing it. Hell, I have nothing to lose now. I'd be fun to talk to you sometime about things like that, just because we don't know each other. There are the only situation in my life atm that I can't get out of my head... It's bothering me so much
>>687537560
Well you doing this more often or did i just miss this? Because i haven nothing to do and you might tell some interesting stuff
>>687537385
*Also her hand, if you know something about the digit ratio theory you might even speculate about her gender.*
>>687537777
Nice quads. How are ya?
~Box
>>687537304
I know its bad, But I've got to be real with myself I know Im not right and I will probably snap, dont make it right but atleast I know there is a problem with me and am not deluded into believing otherwise.
pic semi related im facinated by school shootings and mass murder rampages, wasted alot of hours on then and have planned in probably too much depth how I would do it if it were me.
>>687537803
nah but i would drink tea with alice
i drink alot
at least 3 cups a day
alice x tics tea party make it happen boys
donate on kickstarter to this project
>>687537777
Checked
>>687537772
That's what I get for posting a sample of my future WebM thread.
>>687537791
That's....odd.
>>687537813
You go to therapy; that sounds like something you need to work through with a whole team of people.
>>687537832
Huh? I'm afraid I can't understand that.
>>687537944
This is getting creepy. I had hoped since my cooking threads were successful, people would stop doing this.
>>687538040
Yeah, you need to go to a doctor.
Fellow psychologist here.
This thread is a cuddly shitfest, but I guess positive psychology never got to me.
Alice, don't you think that this fake and thoughtless compassion isn't exactly what people here need?
>>687537385
I can prove this due to her skin. Is this actually her?
>>687537692
I just turned 19, why?
Ø¡>>687537711
What?
>>687538040
>Implying you can beat their highscrore
>>687537944
yes i used to think she was cross dressing because her breasts were non existant no offense Alice. but i have sort of lost interest in the case by now and believe her word
>>687538129
Well do you often make "spam me with your shit" threads
>>687538243
I think it's cute
>>687538146
Yes that is a sc from a webm she made for us which seems very believable
i know people speculate that she doesn't have scars but its hard to tell anyway and they fade
>>687538130
You callin' me fake, Anon-psych? I assure you, my empathy is quite real.
>>687538180
Well, at least you aren't illegal...
>>687538243
I have C cups. You ever worn a cosplay dress? They ain't exacting form fitting.
>>687538350
No I don't. What?
>>687538129
not that i am complainimg ofc, it is pretty cute, do you not like showing urself out of shyness or privacy? If i can be so bold
>>687538129
*No, this is gathering informations.*
>>687537304
because i have very strong feelings towards her, it was more than a physical attraction for a few months until it sort of ended up just us two alone and it happened. then again a week later but that was planned
>>687534162
I just don't feel anything anymore.
>>687538405
cant say i have
so you have pic related?
i would've guessed b's
b cup is best cup but c is close so you are close to physical perfection if thats the case
>>687538405
Anyway how can I get him to leave my mom for me?
>>687538040
I've always had a big interest in crime, especially the one you're referring to. But I have never have thought of doing that, you need a doctor, or a therapist. Please go to one before you hurt yourself or others
>>687538040
If you explain that to a doctor then you will definitely get put on some watch list.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10369574
which one?
>>687538405
Well ppl talk about this as if it is something regular.
>>687537944
Okay Mr. Detective you need a life. Lmao
>>687538527
Yes. Like a creep.
Not like I can stop you though.
>>687538490
Out of shame for my body.
>>687538562
That sounds like a cop out.
>>687538573
Tell me more. *wraps her arms around you tightly* <4
>>687538614
You can't and you shouldn't try.
>>687538230
Im not in it for the high score Id be in it for the game. Quarter a play on the pool table winner stays on.
>>687538129
I have they have prescribed me propranol for my chests pain / anxiety.
Im taking 3 tramadol at night just to sleep
Im high on speed right now
My life is so upside down Im in ruins Im literally living to distract myself from my current reality.
>>687534162
Whats your opinion on the upcoming presidential election?
>>687538604
>talking about physical perfection without seeing the face
>>687534778
Don't you go to sleep after every thread?
also kill you are self xd
>>687534162
>>687523549
Get yourself there with me.
>>687538402
Do you have them?
because it's very familiar to the pic i saw on /jp/ a year ago.
>>687538405
I think fellow psych meant to say that your approach is different from what he preffers to do and some people need some blunt truth instead of just telling them they're beautiful persons.
>>687538758
wat about it makes u feel shameful? Petite and cute is a great combo personally speaking
>>687534162
Isn't it a bit shitty trying to answer so many people at once?
tics here
moving away from your breasts, i saw this pasty fat white kid in the Forrest a week ago with his pants down while biking and i couldn't tell if he was jerking off or shitting but both are extremely weird since the trail was not secluded at all.
we made eye contact and he instantly had a look of shame before pulling up his pants and putting his head down. but since i was already biking taht way i akwardly had to pass him on the thin trail which was uphill so it was very slow.
very funny situation but if i was him i would be devastated.
this isn't a question but felt like sharing this story
>>687538758
what do you mean?
hey what's up
Do you ever detest your clients for what they say, or do you simply view them all as suffering a sickness that needs to be cured?
>>687538758
I'm thinking about getting one of my guy friends to sleep with her. Will that work?
>>687534162
do you have fun putting labels on people? breaking their mind down until you make them believe they have something wrong with them? you're basically a passive aggressive beta bully.
>>687538405
You just use kind, cuddly words that don't matter. Or worse - they do, giving some people some false sense of "I'm not alone" or "My rescue has arrived".
What you do is cruel, I'd say. And extremally egoistical. It feels nice to feel like a sunshine in someone's miserable life, eh?
>>687538936
idk ask alice for it
i forgot where the webm is now
>>687538705
This thread is not a "spam me" thread; it's an Alice thread. I run them twice a day.
>>687538813
Speed? Amphetamines? That'd explain the psychopathic tendencies...
>>687538825
None.
>>687538848
I try to.
>>687538863
Too many posts; it's unlikely I can contribute much.
>>687538960
I don't tell people they are beautiful persons; I give a tender caress with one hand and a fist with the other.
That's what it means to be an Alice.
>>687539036
It's kinda hard to see myself as cute after watching my skin cook.
>>687539040
It's not so bad.
>>687538758
Like lately i've been fucking furoius man, like everytime someone annoys me i get my knife out. Tell me am i a psycho? Tell me alice
>>687538813
Chill out anon , dont worry big guy it will all work out in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>687538758
I pretend to care about people, about things. But I don't ever feel anything, happy, sad, whatever.
>>687534162
Do you know how accepting the Canadian military is of sexual fetishes? Shit like getting hit, cut and what not
>>687538758
But your cute
Is there a way to stop procrastinating. I feel like I get distracted too easily.
>>687539207
where are you most burnt? is it still very noticable sounds terrible but i couldn't tell from the webm that you had burns so maybe its not as noticeable as you think
>>687538706
*So do you, you called me with that specific term because you're acquainted to see me act in that way. This means that you must have been on those threads for quite a while, also, "Mr" i have never stated my gender so let's not jump to the conclusions.*
>>687537256
>>687537385
why why?
why somebody upload the thread but don't post the bra picture?
i know that somebody have it please
http://imgur.com/a/iKweh
>>687539080
I love each and every one.
>>687539115
I'm pretty sure you don't know what psychology is actually about.
>>687539117
I think you haven't seen enough of my threads to make a good understanding of how I work. Keep projecting.
>>687539324
Nope, not Canadian. Sorry!
>>687539207
care to share what happened or is it a touchy subject? for wat its worth i think ur absaloutely lovely
>>687538035
Good. However, these questions are important to the new fascist regime. I need to know!
Le meditation
>>687539207
do you only make p-p-p-psychologist threads and sleep
>>687539207
The speed is only a recent development, ive fallen into a group of people who all feel like failures we all sort of bounce on each other and tell each other itl be okay, but when im alone in my room I realise im lying to them all , and they probably think so we go home feeling like we lied to the only people who can probably relate to us the most.
Pic related Ye Olde gun safe.
>>687539438
>http://imgur.com/a/iKweh
new pictchas
alice does have breasts
im a believer now
>>687539393
if you want to stop getting distracted get all the shit that can distract you out of the place you're trying to work, mere willpower is pretty useless when there is fun shit to do around you, and this way makes everything way more easier.
>>687539439
>>687539438
maybe alice have it
pleaaase
>>687534162
Why do I hate everyone and everything?
>>687534162
What type of medication are you taking and why?
>>687538758
*I have not asked you to post a picture of your hands, you did that by yourself. I am only using those resources to gain further informations.*
>>687539488
Sorry I can't myself answer the questions. But...
>Check'd
~Box
>>687539432
Dude leave Alice alone, you're fucking CREEPY
>>687539730
Antibiotics. I'm feeling quite woozy right now, so I may leave a bit early today.
This thread is fucking gay I'm out.
>>687539679
Thanks
>>687539955
Yea kys
>>687539905
o shit sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better after some sleep
>>687539677
This is the pic i saw on /jp/ thanks for sharing it anon.
>>687534162
How do i convince myself that i like my girlfriend. Shes great and all, but she doesent want to do much sexually, plus shes fucked in the head.
>>687540059
My cooking threads spread to /jp/? What did they say about it?
can you please put me in contact with the um uh girl with the interest in uhhh creampies
im not proud but..
its tics btw
>>687539688
1. You feel society has let you down too many times
2. You hate yourself and project it upon everything else
Thats likely to be the answer.
i HAVE THE POWER TO CRUSH YOU BY SITTING ON YOU BUT i WONT YOU ARE WELCOME
Where do you get all the anime girl pictures? Sorry if this has been asked before, I've usually been too late to these threads
>>687539839
Don't tell people what to do mate, you're on 4chan.
>>687540059
the lost pic is the important thing
>>687540195
"shes not even a real weaboo. she's actually japanese" geter outta here
probably
>>687540263
Thanks.
>>687540303
I don't have any anime girl pictures. Just Alice pictures. She's not from an anime.
>>687539839
*I am just trying to understand what happened since 2011 to now, i am not trying to damage your precious Alice.*
>>687539823
My dubs aftershock is always of much worth. So, howya doin?
>>687539654
I Honestly feel like im sharing my free time from work with future killers, there is one man I know in the pub who seems like a really nice guy , but he did 17 years for attempted murder of his wife after he caught her cheating..... he tells the same prison stories every time we drink together but in all honesty hes one of the realest and most down to earth men ive ever met and I enjoy his company.
here have a picture of my dog hes a lab/can corso mix.
>>687540038
No problem mate,
>>687540473
Hey Alice, i hope you dont mind i hijack some of your patients.
>>687534162
I've never been in this thread before, and I'm not sure how I got here but anyway:
I'm a really lonely person and I hate being lonely. But I also long for some sort of attachment with someone, someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay sometimes. That sounds really gay because I'm a guy, and I hate showing my insecurities but sometimes they just come out. I would just go out and get a girlfriend or something but whenever I become attached to someone there's something in the back of my mind telling me that they're going to fuck me over so, like always, I end up pushing them away or distancing myself from them because of the fear I'm going to get hurt. I hate it because in the end I'm even lonelier than when I started.
I don't know what to do, I don't know why I'm like this, and if you have any sort of advice for me that would be wonderful. But if you don't I totally understand and I'm happy I can get this weird shit off my chest.
>>687540473
You actually called alice or you incognito or some shit like that
>>687534162
Haha haha haha. Fucking poorfag. Couldn't drum up the money to go to medical school and be a psychiatrist, huh? Kek
i have three girlfriends,
they all say they love me and think i am their soul mate and want a future with me
i say it back of course cause
>iwanttokeepthepussies.jpg
sometimes i feel bad because i know i don't really love them, and I will have to either choose one before i get caught with all of them, or just disappear and move on
they are decent to good looking too so im not some low standard fuck, im just a narcissistic asshole maybe
whats wrong with me doc
>>687540524
I'm doin good. I've been playing warframe all day.
~Box
>>687540507
*blinks* You'll never know. You weren't there.
>>687540560
He's very cute.
>>687540608
Go ahead, I'm going to leave in a few minutes and lay down. Just hopping in the shower right now.
>>687540429
Sounds about right.
>>687540704
*blinks* I work as a programmer and make around 250K a year. I also have no student debt. I never wanted to be a doctor.
>>687540722
You are an asshole. Nothing medically wrong with you. Just an asshole.
>>687534162
how do i handle stress?
final examinations of my 6 year course are end of the year. getting slowly mentally unstable.
how do i relax when the stakes are so high?
>>687540473
hey alice i want to see the pic
do you remember?
a fag was saying that you were a trap
>>687540239
Let's uhh see uhh how uhh uhh about uhh uhh umm uhh uhh umm UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no
Get better soon Alice, I usually just lurk but you give really good/correct advice, I wanna hear more about some things/people you've had to deal with
>>687540560
Your dog looks tough as shit, did he/she inherit the labs soft mouth?
>>687540995
Try squared breathing. Google it. It is very effective.
>>687541035
Huh?
>>687540945
Hes probably the only friend I have, Id have to put him down too he wont go anywhere without me, think frys dog from futurama its that bad.
always nice speaking to you Alice, am off to bed, have a goodnight
>>687541133
Thank you.
>>687541331
Sleep tight
>>687541307
Uhh. Why would you have to put him down?
>>687541152
the pic of your bra
>>687540621
You've been hurt in the past thus making it hard to trust people, but if you want that to stop, it all starts with you mate, if you find someone who really seems like a long lasting friend, just let them in, but you must be always ready to move on just in case, this way it won't hurt as much or even nothing at all, so, basically, let those who seem trustworthy into your life but remember people can always leave, what's important is to enjoy while you have them.
Cheers mate. (a dude with feelings what are you? a faggot?(jk))
>>687534162
this thread is more accurate than we give it credit for, because actual psychologists are autistic fucks just like op
>>687541470
I'm not posting pictures; wait till I do a cooking thread.
>>687540945
*I will probably never know since everyone keeps telling this story by the way the like to hear it, but i can imagine that something happened.*
>>687540945
why am i an asshole though, girls do that kind of shit all the time, have so many guys in the lineup then poof gone
and i never got real love from my parents so maybe im collecting peoples love and keeping them in jars lol -shrug
>>687539439
Maybe I have used too offensive wording due to my extreme bias against positive psychology.
What I wanted to say is that one of the biggest virtues for psychologist is responsibility for every word he says as psychologist.
I hate the situations when friends of mine ask for quick, casual counselation. It doesn't work this way.
To give any kind of educated opinion one should have information. That's why interviewing a patient is so important.
I strongly believe that giving any kind of psychological opinion without that is something you should refrain from.
It's also quite funny. I also work in IT while having psychology degree and doing some occasional work on that.
Alice is female, we met in a shoe shore in lower Manhattan
As much as I hate her I think you weirdos should leave her bee
>>687541431
For the same reason id probably kill my sister to save them from emotional pain or publick backlash if I went on a spree, my dog would probably starve himself into pain without me , I went away for 2 days before and he never drank or ate even though I left him 2 bowls of water, poor guy loves me and cant function without me around hes so dependant.
>>687541637
What the heck?
>>687534162
What do you do with patients like specifically
>>687541613
ok but you have a link to the archive?
>>687541686
>Alice is female
so?
>>687534162
>is there a cure to pedophilia?
>>687541562
(shots fired)
Why am I depressed even when everything is going good for me?
>>687541938
I know, right?
>>687541613
its aleks, the chat wont seem to load, whats wrong ?
>>687541562
/thread/
>>687541637
Nice you got the archive.
>>687541788
*Hi, yes that is a picture of you.*
where the fuck is e8
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>>687540777
Nice trips.
And I've heard Warframe was pretty good. Heard it called "that one game where you have a ship and make a puppy"
>>687541637
No, not really. Ikarous is unstable; she makes shit up on a whim.
>>687541686
Like this. I never met Ikarous. I never will. She keeps promising to kill me and shit.
>>687541664
Your bias is silly; there is plenty of studies that show positive psychology is effective. As a neuropsychopharmacologist, I go with what works.
As well, I often advise people in depth via email; this is just the front end, so to speak, where I help people advocate for themselves to their PCP or GP.
>>687542109
Go back to lying to Gray about me wanting to cyber you and shit.
>>687541644
you only feel sexual gratification or you like people orbiting around you telling you how important you're for them and stuff?
>>687541773
>>687541307
>>687540560
Nice dog anon pls no kill.
>>687541560
Thank you very much anon, I needed that advice. I'm just not sure how to be ready to move on while maintaining a friendship with them. I tend to get way too attached really fast.
>>687541644
Yeah, and? Some girls are assholes. You are also an asshole. Just because some people do something doesn't make it NOT assholeish.
That logic is fucked, bro.
>>687534162
tell me doc, why can't illegals understand that they have to go back to their shitty nation for not being real americans?
>>687542182
Why are you cropping my posts?
>>687542250
Can you NOT lie for once in your life?
>>687541664
This, this is why i always go on kik for 101 with the people im trying to help, confidentiality really helps with the procedure and getting to know who are you dealing with helps greatly.
SLEEP FOOL YOU ARE SICK YOU DESERVE IT
>>687542250
*Could be, but since this story is getting warped it may even mean that she told the truth for once.*
>>687542102
It tends to happen mate, for no reason you just start to feel empty and nothing amuses you, i recommend you to talk about it with someone or even seek medical help before your shit goes downhill
>>687542433
You literally just lied about us meeting up, and I told the truth, yet you want to say I'm lying?
It would do nothing but benefit me to go with your lie; I'm discounting it because you are the liar here, not me.
>>687542583
>truth
From Ikarous? Highly unlikely.
>>687542190
That is correct. It is also, the game where I have, in total, spent 893 hours playing. Seriously though, I have gotta take a break.
~Box
>>687542250
For sure it's great for earning money. That was its main purpose.
Nobody liked hearing that they suck at life because of weak central neural thingy. Especially noone liked paying for it.
>>687542433
Your post are very important in every thread .
>>687542257
i mean the sex is awesome and icing on the cake, but i really like the feeling of being important to somebody, three bodies right now
like having them depend on me and call on me for help with difficult situations, i help
and its not like i dont have any feelings for all three of them, but idk if i love them as much as they love me...
then again are we monogamous creatures can we share more than one love?
or should i just stick with one, like idk wtf im doing
>>687542433
*Why do you want to know?*
>>687542583
>downloading her hard drive
>mfw
So for six months I haven't done literally anything. I just sit in my room, instead of working on projects.
First I was too dumb to do something, then too numb. Now I'm fine and I could work. Yet I'm not doing it.
Any ideas?
>>687542936
I think we both know psychologists ain't paid for shit. As well, CBT is highly effective.
I won't disagree it is a tool that can be misapplied, but that doesn't make it a bad tool. It makes that person a bad tool user.
>>687542893
So you're going to play this game again huh... You really a toxic human being...
>>687542970
Why even?
>>687543075
It's my posts
>>687543096
Yeah it was crazy, she made me download some software saying it was a game
Gonna take the lot of my speed hopefully I have a heart attack and die , Night /b/.
If not youre still the best faggots ive spent time with over the last 7 years.
>>687542893
*Indeed, but there are still implications.*
>>687542331
Being prepared is, just being aware that the person you have a relationship with is also a human, and it's in our nature to be in a constant state of change, some people change friend groups and such, just keep in mind that they are people as well and can change as they go through life, so, keep them close and remember they can leave, just be happy you spent with them.
I am working on a peaceful theme for the game
here is one of the melodies ive come up with
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uezEeLe1l5
i even tried a game sounding sound font
how is it? would it work in your game? im thankful for any feedback you got :3
>>687542525
Eh, online counselling doesn't get to me but it makes me feel better about this thread knowing, that you don't throw psychologist's virtues through the window.
>>687543233
Bitch you're out of your fucking mind
>>687534954
Like he said, tits or gtfo.
Have you ever worked on trying to fix that fake stutter? And why do you say "ask anything" in the original post when you've ignored a personal question I've had in 5 threads now despite answering everyone else? Is it because you're a sham "psychologist" who can't address difficult questions that Google won't answer right away?
Hey you slut are you ever going to show proof of your profession
Or will you continue to be an attention whose feeding off the affection of neckbeards
Fuck you
By the way, that "P-psychologist" stutter doesn't even work
Fuck you
>>687543236
clean your keyboard first disgusting
>>687543236
we love you anon
have a nice dead
>>687543385
Who are you even?
For all the (depressed) Big guys in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>687543233
The game where I tell the truth and you tell lies? We call that fucking reality. Feel free to take your meds and join us in it.
As for taking meds, I'm going to take my last antibiotic for the day an get some sleep.
>>687543404
>>687543413
Looks like n-not a moment too soon.
So, p-psychologist Alice signing off!
Feel free to hit me up at [email protected] if you need me or if I didn't answer your question (I know I missed a lot of you today, I apologize)
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2: Electric Boogaloo
>>687534162
Why didn't you become a psychiatrist or other real doctor?
>>687543274
Thank you so much anon. So so much. I hope you have an amazing day.
>>687543514
No fuck you.
>>687543703
I didn't want to be a doctor, so I didn't become one. I'm a programmer, with no student debt, and I make more than most doctors would.
*waves and vanishes*
>>687543657
After all this time you're still treating me like dirt... you never change and never will... whatever, bye
>>687543002
Western culture frowns upon polygamy, also, you feel the need of being important and you sound like you are an attention whore (not personally insulting you mate) my advise is that you should remember those are people who you're dealing with, and our culture doesn't likes what you are practicing. (not saying that you stop or go on anyways, tha is up to you)
>>687543795
you disgust me
>>687543877
take your meds and stop lying about shit
>>687543657
You don't need to defend yourself, it's pretty clear from this distance. Get some rest, it's gotten really toxic real quick.
>>687543233
*Good point, i am trying to understand what happened between you two, long story short she refused to explain, since it seems like there won't be someone to accuse might as well dumping those pictures too.*
>>687543877
nigga, meds, go take them
>>687543832
why mods forgave you?
>>687543948
Good
>>687543325
I mostly do it to feel like im doing something good to cope with the self hatred and depression.
>>687543311
This is good actually this theme is not fit in this thread m8 so sorry.
>>687543233
>wow you fell for it and that was hilarious
>>687543236
Goodnight anon and Rest in Peace
dam so sad
>>687543311
will anyone listen to it
i dont want to have wasted my time
>highkey depressing
>>687544111
what does this even mean
>>687544266
just show it to her tomorrow tics
Ikarous if you're still here, reach me out.
https://discord.gg/0md7sVErmcxBkcgT
>>687542900
Thats not that bad.
At least you havn't spent 1500 hours on Valve games alone
>>687543877
Someone needs a new pair of "shoes"
>>687544247
im sorry to say i dont understand
thank you for saying its good tho ^_^
very good motivation
>>687543729
It's night already over here, fagget. (<3)
>>687544111
answer to the trips , alice
>>687544466
My engrish sucks today :(
>>687543950
I don't need any medications. That was just another LIE Alice made up to keep me from making friends
>>687544043
I don't want to think about that anymore, it's too painful.. please let it go?
>>687544088
Shut up
>>687544247
I was like... 13.. iirc, I didn't know much about computers
>>687544357
I'm getting a 404 page
>>687544376
I love shoes, size 6, please, im just kidding lol
>>687534162
So, I honestly believe that I place myself in situations I just can't win so as to get pitty from other people and lower the expectations layed on me... However, I do see the patern that people want to help, but I constantly push them away harder and harder, I think it's a bit of a complex where I belittle myself consciously because I am comfortable dwelling in my missery and being stared down... what do you tink?
>>687544266
I listened. It sounds good, pretty relaxing
>>687544678
hahaha yeah okay so alice somehow forced you to get meds?
>>687544678
Killed any dogs lately?
>>687544376
1500? Jesus thats insane. But I'm not hating.
~Box
>>687544516
Well, then I hope you have a series of amazing days and nights ya shit.
>>687543657
Goodnight. I'll see if I can get ignored again tomorrow. I dont really blame you, its a toughie.
>>687544670
dang i just realized you aren't alice
dam..
wait, are you?
>>687544678
why are you getting 404? I dont understand. Uh.. try entering in a incognito window?
>>687544678
i belive you
