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>discuss
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Britfag Maki Claim
>>687532129
Great kek. I'm probably gonna play some Total War again. And possibly DOOM. What about you?
>>687532305
I'm still confused, you were looking for my waifu?
>>687532497
Didn't know you had a bf~
See ya soon friend
Yuuki claimed. How's everyone?
still here
and
>>687532361
do what you will. i wont stop you
>>687532525
mandatory uta claim
i tried it again
i failed again
i might try again tomorrow
Checking in, checking out shortly here.
A lot like a library, I suppose.
>>687532525
Best girl claimed
>and harpooning tuna
>>687532821
smugcup
>>687532525
>>687532351
there , now how about a game ?
Fucking rain.
>>687532873
god damnit
>>687533057
*In the
>>687533057
That hand is microscopic.
Ugh. Time to do stuff I guess
>>687532774
Yuuki! Get Telegram! Sinon and I want you to come chat with us sometime.
Akiko claimed
>>687531207
>Renge
>Why'd you sleep through the day?
Because I did? I don't really have a reason behind most of my actions
>And what do you plan to do now that you're awake?
Vidya and waifu son
>>687531210
>Yui
I did literally nothing today, and I won't do anything tonight either. The Gods blessings upon me
>>687531866
>Mugen
Oh it finishes the series alright. I felt really bad until I watched it
>I almost cried
>>687533194
its the thickness friend
>>687532774
I'm doing fine, what about you?
>>687532740
Nice, nice. Just chilling out and absentmindedly playing Binding of Isaac right now because infinite replayability.
>>687533072
Are you trying to trick yourself into eating healthy with pictures of Shiro with veggies now?
>>687533057
What happened? Just the general nuisance of it?
>>687533200
Have fun doing things Rory!
And claimed as always
>>687532740
Well I saw her a few times here, so I looked her up but forgot what anime it was.
At least I thought it was an anime. Just found out she's from a game.
>>687532129
I dig it, sounds like the life right about now
>>687532418
Thanks!
>>687533224
What is telegram?! I've heard it mentioned here a lot but don't know what it is
>>687533339
Playing some OW and drinking, just got done eating dinner. You?
Bitches please
>>687533339
i should
>>687533072
Oh shit we're getting healthier every damn day.
>>687533057
>Fucking rain
It was raining ridiculously hard last night over here, but now it's sunny again and I'm bothered.
>>687533301
>I did literally nothing today, and I won't do anything tonight either
Sometimes, that's good, but
>I don't really have a reason behind most of my actions
Always remember to do everything you do with firm deliberation!
>>687533171
No thanks.
>>687533194
It is.
>>687533327
Stop.
>>687533339
>flash flood warning
>>687532910
no thats worse
maybe if i eat my veggies this'll happen
>
>>687533609
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>687533301
This is pretty ok so far, kinda wierd though.
>>687533490
Yooooo
>>687533609
I got the same warning on my phone when i was trying to sleep, scared the hell out of me
>>687533609
>that underboob
>>687533490
Playing Binding of Isaac, I'll probably have dinner soon here. What are you drinking?
>>687533515
Maybe that's the trick
>>687533609
Damn, that much? Are you home?
>>687532821
There is only one Tomoko poster I hate.
And he knows who he is.
I see you pretty often, but I don't see you that much. If that makes sense.
Be sure to post anything new to you.
Tomoko art is really expansive and almost all of my current images are from either here or >>>/c/
You may even post something I use later or vice versa.
You have a wonderful waifu anon, and I want to see more of her.
>>687533838
I don't speak nigger.
>>687533844
I hate them.
>>687533846
>
>>687533339
>Binding of Isaac
Nice! I suck ass in this game, but I love it
>>687533368
Don't worry anon, she'll probably be in the movie and/or the second season~
>that's what I'm hoping for
I just watched bacon pop hard enough to flip itself
>>687534009
but then i'm thrown off track by pictures like this
>>687534029
but you liked that one nigger on the movie
>>687534034
>>687534009
BOI
I too also happen to be playing this right now.
>>687533814
>vegetables are not known to cause children as a side-effect
>>687534079
What a feeling, honestly.
>>687534110
Don't post that now, otherwise all of your hard vegetable-posting efforts will be in vain!
>the secret is to make peppers your waifu
>just in case you don't plan on posting enough to use your actual waifu
>>687534009
I suck at Binding of Issac (then again I've played it for like 30 minutes), couldn't figure out what was going on most of the time. I'm drinking some Shock Top.
>>687533844
What's up bud?
>>687533591
Ohayou whom I presume is Shira
I am not very motivated but I do have unmatched persistance
>>687533609
Are you sure?
>>687534029
boobs dont even work like that
>>687534079
>that gif made me flip myself
>>687534034
<DM3
>that ass
>>687534029
I love the rain though, its a love hate relationship
>>687534353
Absolutely nothing, so im pretty much living the dream right now
>>687534009
There's pretty much one every time there's a thunderstorm here, which is like once or twice a week at this point.
>>687534216
I'm not her, I'm just an anon.
>>687534395
Yes.
>it would be very cold
BOI is pretty alright
>>687534079
Did you make a wish?
>>687532525
i loved her so much
>>687534607
Yeah, true, I hadn't thought about that.
>>687534607
don't answer for her then
Hey anons and fellow fiends!
It's my first time on something like this so plead be gentle with me *peeks out behind straw hat with big loveable eyes*
I've really like sauna from sword art
Can I claim? *looks up at you lovingly while giving puppy eyes"
Like seriously I'd go gay for her.
Demon Trakeena claimed
>>687535086
Mugi please
>>687534034
I'm actually pretty good at it, but I think that's just from playing it so much.
>>687534110
Just gotta keep up those veggie posts dude
>>687534264
Nice, who are you playing/what mode? Oh wait, give me a second and I'll hand you a seed I played last night, you have to check this shit out
>>687534353
See above, I've just played it long enough to get good at it. And nice, I'll probably have some blue moon with dinner.
>>687534607
Yikes, that sucks
>>687535086
I'm going to just go ahead and pray this is pasta
>>687535086
low quality bait
willgetreplies/10
>>687535086
That's a Meh tier waifu froma meh tier show, but who am I to judge
>>687535086
Oops! Sorry fellow weebs ~
I meant Asuna not sauna!!
Although I'd gladly be alone with Asuna in a sauna >:) *grins evilly and imagines things that shouldn't be described ~*
>>687534370
>Shira
You know it.
Also I find myself doing things in much the same way, usually.
>I called in sick to work and just stayed home all day
>There's some bug or another going around
>>687534917
>being this weirdly aggressive in a waifu thread
Sir this is unheard of.
>'Cept for that one dude white-knighting everyone about marijuana usage
>Fuck that guy was annoying
>And also Papa Spiegel™, may he rest in peace
>>687535086
Is... this bait?
>>687535242
>veggie posts
You rang?
>>687535417
No, it's def. bait.
>>687535417
>>687534603
Rain itself is fine. Just when there's lots of rain it sucks.
>>687534898
Yeah.
>>687534917
That doesn't make much sense.
>>687535242
It does.
>>687535417
I like you, you can stay Sauna bro.
oh god everything is too funny when you've been up for 20 hours
>>687535256
hey bun bun,
how long have you been here, im pretty sure i have been here 3 weeks longer than you and i have lost count.
also your one of the first wave, enforce your criticism
>>687533490
It's like a messaging app thing. Sinon and I use it to keep in touch.
>>687535801
now smoke weed
>>687535902
I use it too!
>QueenAsuka
>>687535086
*raises katana* hey!
Asuna's my Waifu! She wouldn't dare look at someone as ugly as ypu! *eyes flash menacingly*
We can work this out the easy way, or the hard way!
Hehe, try me
You guys make me sick discussing this stuff.
>>687534553
<TSUN3
>dat ass
>so nice
>>687534264
I haven't played for months..
>>687535242
I'm not surprised~
I just suck at these kinds of games
>>687534026
i dont know if all im talking 2 is one person who does not get a bunch of replies i dont really want to fill the thread 2 fast you know?
>>687535862
I have been here for a long time.
Who am I to judge anothers waifu?
'tis not my waifu, nor my laifu.
>>687535766
Is that Stalkerbro I spy?
>>687535801
Weird.
I didn't get any form of hallucinations untill 30+ hours. And those were audio hallucinations. Didn't get visuals until 45+ hours. Then I passed out. That was one hell of a weekend. Pure will power. Promise.
>>687536015
*puts on combat armour and whistles to pet dragon*
You ready to see what my training has made of me SASUKE?
>>687533200
hey rory i got something for you
https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/collections/patches/products/iii-recon
they seem to be in stock
>>687536129
so no game ?
Fuck. I had my ice cream to the side and my puppy came up and licked all over it. You will be remembered ice cream
>>687536074
we should rub butts
>>687536129
i like seeing your posts tho
>>687536149
more like TomoHOT
>amirite?
>>687536129
I can understand not wanting to fill the thread too quickly, but don't sacrifice Tomoko for these guys. Gather your replies if you want. But post your waifu.
Threads are free, my man.
>>687536402
No game no life?!
I love that show!
Especially the wincest ~
It makes me so dreamy
>>687536576
ehhh?
>>687536141
Correct.
>>687536141
yea, i know you have, i wanna figure out how long i have been here through you
you are THE bun bun, i remember the days we would mock lucky star fags, now we have welcomed 3 of them to our community. what changed man?
Hey Galko.
Guess what.
It's raining.
>>687536402
hm?
>>687536495
what?
>>687536568
i dont talk to many people myself normally so i dont get more than 3 or so
>>687536292
*readies himself for battle* don't you dare defile me with that name, Gaijin!
*rips off shirt showing muscles then puts on trench coat for superior armor*
Just you wait. I've spent hundreds of hours perfecting my skills. I'd be level 79 if this was a video game. But it isn't, kid *grins evilly* this is real life *titens grip on sharp blade, not caring about the blood it draws* this is real ConAgra. This matter. Real repercussions. This is the kind of combat that leaves you a grizzled veteran, nothing better to do than sit around in your home all day regretting the days that used to be. The days when you still had your vigor and soirit. You will look back to this battle and weep. Tears of utter dies pair will drop from your chin as you realise what you sacrifieced in your arrogance trying to claim my waifu!
>>687536758
Yes it is.
Boss man brought doggos to the workplace
>>687534603
I want to live that life. Work sucks
>>687535902
Oh cool, I'll get it then.
>>687535242
Oooh, I could go for a Blue Moon now haha. Probably my second favorite beer (shock top is my favorite)
>>687536470
Damn I hate it when this stuff happens!
It happens to you too??
It also happened to my dying father. He hung himself after he got me a vanilla ice cream when I asked for chocolate. Well that's what the papers said.
>>687535215
>thinking that's me
i just unscrewed some screws to my fan
don't know what my original intentions were, but i lost the screws
im bored and im starting to get tired.
>>687536758
>>687536898
Texas for ya lol
>>687536690
Welcome back my Cheeki breeki friend, Long time no see.
>>687536705
It's been a long time.
>>687537025
go to sleep then
>>687536782
just liked the pic
>>687536900
<SMUGDERE3
>>687537114
seems like a waste
>>687536782
And that's fine, but remember 4chan is an image board.
I'll talk to one person here and still post an image every time.
To be honest I've never understood why people use signatures when we haven't hit image cap.
But... I guess some type of self imposed rule of etiquette may be implied. I don't know.
>>687536782
you , me , pats , a game
>>687536950
I gotta work in a bit so im just enjoying my last bit of time, akiko just had me watch the mirai nikki ova. it was pretty ok.
>>687537025
Have you considered going to bed?
Also continuing from that earlier, I don't really mind 3K over 4K.
>>687537061
You too Buns.
>>687537061
so i have been here "a long time" +3 weeks
thanks man, so helpful
and i think you got soft
>>687536495
>dat pic
>>687536900
Hey lil' smugs~
How are the doggos?
>>687537354
Hello again Holst.
Roadhog is my waifu
>>687536817
Fine! I recognise your resolve. But this is not over. Because I hold the most powerful thing.
Your true name, RICHARD SMITH.
*blows you away with my wind techniques*
Haha! As long as I hold this you will be powerless against me, and I will claim MY waifu right in front of your eyes!
*begins summoning of asuna*
>>687536950
Okay cool! He will be happy to know that! Let me know your name in there so I can message you
>>687537511
Yeah!
Especially when he hooks you in~
Orgasmic...
>>687537458
oh yeah?
what's going on
>>687537170
oh ok
>>687537320
i just dont want to upset people thats all really
>>687537322
ill pass on the pats
>>687537705
>>687537705
>>687537025
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx
>>687537705
>2lewd
>>687537511
Actual god tier waifu
>soft and squishy to lie on yet still strong
>protective
>great hooker
>will shotgun all over your face
>quiet and mysterious
>great hair
balsa.
>>687537705
>>687537705
nice ass
>Mugi
>>687537705
>>687537898
>>great hooker
>>will shotgun all over your face
Fucking kek'd
>Amatsu
>>687537469
Hello Yari Yuri.
>>687537784
Brother. That should be both a goal and something you don't worry about on 4chan.
Every single person in these threads could hate my fucking guts and I'll be here, posting.
But if that's how you want it, do you.
>>687537898
>look at pro tier list for overwatch
>sais roadhog is the worst character in the game
>whadayoumean
>>687537170
Hello asuka. How are ya?
>>687537458
Hello amatsu. The doggos are great. 2 big and 2 smol. How are you?
>>687537705
Hey!
>>687537881
you are no fun
>
>>687537836
>>687537852
>>687537941
>>687538037
you no you love it!
>
>>687537999
thanks!
>nice trips
>>687537999
Nice digits.
>>687537999
>Everyone: 2lewd!!!
>Mugi: Nice ass
Real nigga shit.
>>687537784
there is no pass on something
>>687537705
>being this lewd
>>687537436
Soft, or just don't care anymore.
>>687538264
smuggin it out
>being lewd
>>687538343
>
>>687537533
Bah, I gave up that name years ago, my name now is Ryojo Ngorico.
*uses vacuum org to rid you of the wind*.
Haha, good try, kiddo.
*lunges forward, stabbing you in chest with sai as I slice you with katana, folded 1,000 times over. *
>>687538467
Is there a difference?
>>687538280
Wrong thread
>just noticed the black hand
More of my waifu
>>687537836
>>687537852
>>687537881
>>687537941
>>687538037
>>687538343
>being this uncool
:^)
>>687538297
You fucking know it nigga
>>687538280
You're welcome :^)
>>687538578
Yeah, there is.
>>687537595
Do you need my username or what? It's stewie574
>>687538467
Most likely the 2nd.
Claimed
>>687538636
That gas mask definitely doesn't seem like it serves a practical purpose.
>>687537379
>I don't really mind 3K over 4K.
i don't remember what we were talking abut. >>687537857
i laughed
>>687538948
true top tier waifu
>>687538177
i dont know if enough people were to hate me i would bail. got enough of that already
>>687538314
then deny it?
>>687538679
yeah like really wtf they are lame
>lewd is gewd
>>687538583
but that is amazing!
>post more
>>687538962
It does when you consider he lives in a radioactive wasteland
>>687538251
He fell out of favor because damaging him gives ult super fast and hook is dodgeable but he's still a great waifu
>>687538636
Aww yea look at those curves
post 'em baby
>>687539134
no
just take it and let it be done
>>687538845
That should be the one. I sent a message.
>>687538467
one or the other.
anyway, i can see myself reaching that point very soon, it seems my arrogance will be the down fall of us all.
>>687538578
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO
wazzup?
>>687538907
we're doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQe5nR2CgM
>>687538264
I know~
>had a nice ass tho
>>687538264
Nice!
I'm fine, having some tostilla chips with salsa~
Had a nice day?
>>687539145
>wew lad
>>687539250
but i dont want it
>>687539134
Again, do you bro. I'd you don't want to make waves in the pool, then don't.
>>687539145
Listen here you little harlot. I like feet.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://2u2.pl/forced
>>687539474
>3DPD
Wrong thread.
>>687538636
THICC
H
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C
>>687539294
implying your maid outfit isnt just as fetishized
>>687539452
namecalling?
>hot
>>687539211
Thats fair, but he is easily the best overwatch waifu. Im gonna make a dating profile and have it say "in a partnet Im looking for a giant pig face tattoo on their belly"
>>687539474
i aint clicken that shit nigga
>>687539273
Hello again
I am tired from working and cutting down vines.
Anything new with you?
>Wonder if that video you posted will ever go anywhere
Claiming best waifu
>>687539294
Just realized I replied to the wrong one, oh well>>687538264
claim
More hog waifu
>>687539650
lookin kinda thicc
Sylvie claim just before image limit
>>687539650
It really is, isn't it?
What a stunning pose.
Well all my lewd feet pictures are on my desktop.
Have a wedding dress.
>>687540007
hey (you)!
>
>>687539650
Fair enough
>thighs
>>687540012
Roadhog best waifu?
>>687539761
Do you even have your waifu mixtape?
>Homura
>>687539027
It was Gorka suits, but then again it was just a bit meaningless.
>>687539273
>9 minute video
I wish I had vodka for this, also why am I still even awake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdKL14pwF4
>>687540241
hey hey how are you?
>fuck today already
ruby rose claimed
>>687538494
Bad smug!
>>687539294
I want me chick fil a
>ass was fat
>shinoa
>>687539452
yeah thanks
>>687540007
hello
>>687539729
nothing new, other than you know, failing at ever aspect of challenging myself in my musical capability's
but i got over it quickly.
how much did you cut down? (space wise)
>>687540438
you could get some, im not stopping you.
and i have no idea why im awake either, so lets be clueless together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KY78_ocUI8
>>687539388
too late
what coop games do you have ?
>>687540937
hi thier how are you today
>>687540937
I didn't do anything worthy of thanks. I didn't even keep my word from last thread.
>>687540446
better noww
Last image get
>>687541417
motherfucker
>>687540438
>It was Gorka suits, but then again it was just a bit meaningless.
oh. I just prefer 4
>>687540479
LOOOOOK HERE >>687536368
>>687541210
Uh idk..just around my yard. lets say 10 yards
Your the musical saitama who can find no challenge.
>yuuko
>>687541400
oh yeah what made you so happy?
>Esdeath
>>687540012
Roadhog is best waifu
>>687540391
There was never any doubt about tha
>Akiko
>>687541794
your arrival ;)
>>687541285
a few i think
http://steamcommunity.com/id/the_lov3_box/
>>687541329
im ok i guess. yourself?
>>687541359
thats alright dont worry about it
