This is it, today was the final straw. I am fucking through. What is the fastest way to kill myself today.
I have:
>No access to a gun and can't get a permit today
>No access to any large tall building to jump from
>Not a whole bunch of money
Is anyone going to help me or not.
You could drink bleach
>>687523650
That's already confirmed to not work.
oh my god brendan fraser do not kill yourself! i thought you were rich and stuff why u do dis george of the jungle man?
>>687524185
What in the fuck are you talking about.
go to a hotel with a two story balcony and hang yourself give the rope some slack so it will break your neck
>>687524306
aren't you brendan fraser?
Make a helium exit bag. Google it.
???
Look are you guys going to help or not.
I don't have time for this, at this rate I would be better off slitting my wrists and draining my blood in the toilet.
>>687524401
No
hot tub and stream
>>687524605
okay first of all, you are brendan fraser. second of all you're fucking stupid for wanting to kill yourself. because if you TRULY wanted to die, you would have already fucking done it. so you're literally only here to get attention.
>>687523549
Hang yourself
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging
don't do it.
>>687524965
hanging seems to be a god awful way to go
>>687525103
i did it once, and i regret it very much.
>>687524947
First of all, I'm only here to get options.
Second of all when I evaluate all options you won't have to worry about me getting anymore 'attention'.
go get a gun faggot
>>687525131
It is, that's why it's not an option I'm choosing.
>>687525235
>no access to a gun and no way to get a permit
>>687525167
Don't do it
Don't be selfish
WHATEVER YOU DO JUST
>>687524871
Wrist cutting is painful and ineffective no matter which way.
"It is nearly impossible to kill oneself by sanguination secondary to lacerated wrists. The arteries lie deep, protected by muscle, bone, and tendon. in order to get the razor blade deep enough to sever the artery, the suicide must cut through skin, tendons, and muscle. [...] As he becomes unconscious, there is always the chance the blood will coagulate and the bleeding cease before death. (Williams, 2009. p. 40)"
>>687525131
My childhood best friend hung himself halfway through highschool. Didn't see the genius till now, he would be 26 today
>>687525368
Staying alive is more selfish.
I'm done.
drug overdose ?
>>687525333
Call a nigger a nigger
>>687525167
options? i thought you kinda already stated that you're out of options with your pic...>.> so why draw it out longer? pills, booze, OD on something, hang ya damn self, walk in front of a train, walk in front of a bus, walk out onto the highway, walk off a bridge, kick a pitbull, go try to buy hard drugs from a sketchy mother fucker and refuse to pay him, fucking punch a nigger like how hard is this..?
>>687525257
it has the most lethal and the least painful way to kill yourself after firearms and jumping
>>687525649
it's*
>>687523549
Dont do it stupide! Take in the punches deal with it and move on!
fuck a shark
nothing to lose.
quite frankly, you are selfish to want to kill yourself. like, you haven't even mentioned why you want to die, at east tell us a story. tell us OP what is so horrible that you want to end your fucking life?
>>687525575
Options as in which way to end it.
My blood coagulates very fast because I'm healthy and drug free. So cutting my wrists will only leave me unconscious with a net loss of a pint of blood tops.
>>687525857
at *least
There used to be a thing I used to read called the practical guide to suicide but that got taken down from the web about two weeks ago so rip
If I were you, I'd research into methods yourself
lostallhope.com has a lot of information
but it also highlights the reality of what going through with it does
Not in a romantic way- what it actually leaves for everybody around you.
Suicide isn't just about yourself at all. It's so conceited to think that. Suicide doesn't last a second for you, but it lingers in the thoughts and feelings of everybody around you for decades.
So- sure, if you really want to go through with it: do it.
At least you won't be able to watch the lives you rip apart crumble and collapse.
>>687525167
i found a pdf in the dark net with over 10k ways to kys couple weeks ago. would you like me to find this for you anon? only if you are serious about it.
>>687525908
so.....you're telling me you want to end your perfectly healthy life? have you ever actually lived before?
>>687525550
no, unless he can access to highly regulated barbituates (secobarbital or phenobarbital) he'll most likely fail, perhaps putting himself in a more pathetic situation.
>>687523549
find a plug socket, stick metal in each of the holes, grab dat metal, but seriously don't shrek yourself, when your at this point you can go out and do all the shit you'd not do before when you cared about your life
come on OP tell us why you wanna die!
>>687526326
Dude, civilized countries have switches that prevent voltage leakage caused by electrocution
instead of committing a suicide, why don't you just take life by the balls and make something of yourself? go out and fuck shit up, go get into a ton of debt or travel or quit your job and just try to go fucking live. i mean might as well experience some shit before ending it all, why are you suicidal people so fucking dumb.
ok ok I got it.
Pee in a electrical outlet and stream it. everybody wins.
>>687526599
you know what i'd do if i were a dude, i'd impregnate a shitload of women hahaaha
>>687526599
>be a normie
>kill yourself
hmm, tough choice
>>687526704
that would not fucking word. mythbusters. just. fuck off.
>>687526326
>how to make your fuses blow up
>>687526599
Suicide seems way more of an experience than that fagot life.
>>687526744
That's why we need feminism.
>>687523549
hey op don't do it man, i was just at a funeral today for my friend who killed himself, shit gets better trust me.
>>687523549
>Get high as fuck on whatever you prefer
>If you are limited on options huffing paint, gasoline, or computer duster will do the trick.
>Put a plastic bag over your head, and take a nap.
>>687523549
>whats the quickest, easiest, least amount of effort required way to kill myself
Lazy cunt, no wonder you're depressed.
>>687526803
living a life isn't being a normie you fucking cunt. clearly you've never accomplished anything worth mentioning in your life, you've probably never tried to make anything out of yourself. sure, being a 'normie' might suck but then again, you're the fuckhead asking goddamn 4chan for ideas on how to suicide. you have a healthy body and nothing to lose so why not go and do shit first? you're probably wanting to die because no one wants anything to do with you, and you know why no one wants anything to do with you? because you're boring as fuck. you can't even get creative enough to commit suicide without asking for fucking help you damn child.
>>687527211
how the fuck you get high on computer duster ?
>>687526506
oh ffs i know they have fuses and stuff, didn't think it would stop if the currant went threw you
Don't fucking do it man.
>>687526090
Sure, give me the dl.
>>687526125
Yea, I'm living right now and I want to stop living.
>>687526162
Exactly my thinking. When I go through it needs to be 100% or else I'll be better off dead.
>>687525916
They are better off without me. I was an accident to begin with.
>>687526345
It's inconsequential
>>687526599
No thanks, that doesn't sound interesting or important to me.
>>687525857
It built up over time.
>>687525916
I'm looking at the Carbon Monoxide option.
That's when you sit in your garage with the car running right?
>>687527283
Damn right man.
Seriously OP grow a pair.
>>687526830
you are so dumb. you are so fucking dumb oh my god. obviously i'm just saying that clearly you haven't lived a life of any sort ever at all. so why do you want to kill yourself if you don't even have any reasoning behind it except that you're lazy and you're bored? kys faggot.
>>687527348
>Put nozzle in mouth
>Pull trigger
>Inhale
You'll get so high you'll hear your brain cells popping in your head. No even kidding.
Don't you pussies know how to live?
>>687524605
how do you not have time for this?
>>687527575
>>687527283
Samefagging isn't going to make anything better.
Stop wasting your time.
You can OD off sleeping pills and die. Basically take a fuckton of them and go to sleep, only thing is you're not waking up this time around. Good luck in whatever option you choose.
>>687527777
>Today
That ends in 5 hours.
>>687527570
ok anon you can use this untill I find the pdf
m. uploadedit. com /ba3s/1464909296986.txt
>>687527348
https://youtu.be/_4Tk1jd1Sgs
>>687527283
I'm not OP though..
First you get super glue and super glue your hands to the side of your head. Second you get thin wire and hang yourself. It has to be thin enough to cut off your head. End result when your parents come home you've pulled your own head off
Just run in front of a semi or train at night.
Suiside by cop. Get in trouble with the law and when a cop come by act like your about to pull a gun then he will shoot you
>>687527778
i didn't reply to my own post you faggot
>>687523549
XDD CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE EMOJIS ARE?????
#nohate :D
wow i fucking hate 4chan. Everyone is so detrimental and probably middle aged and dont have jobs. but please, dont end it, there is so much to look forward to. take my word man, dont do it.
>>687527570
>>687527898
if you have tor you can search yourself in the self-destruction topic here
kpynyvym6xqi7wz2. onion /files.html
>>687527820
That was definitely my first option, but it has a low success rate. I have a high metabolism and any kind of drowsy/sleep pills have minimal affect on me. Not to mention beyond the time it came close to killing me someone would take me to a hospital and they'd pump my stomach.
>>687528136
>be me, not middle aged
>be me with a job...
>be me, not wanting to kill myself up until i saw this fucking cancer.
>>687527570
unless you have a really old car the chances are your car won't emit proper amounts of CO for suicide. any fire in a badly ventilated space can be used for CO poisoning. make sure to not cause any fires though, and put a warning sign somewhere about the CO for the people who'll discover your body.
>>687527211
Still the cheapest option, with a good success rate. And if you want to double your chances all you gotta do is add another bag.
>>687527632
Not every individual agrees. I understand, fagot-kun.
However, you need to learn to let go.
Let us go.
Pray tell /b/...
>wat do?
if you're in the us Spend whatever you can to get to cali and jump off the golden gatebridge
>>687528115
I don't no either (I'm new too)XDDDDD
>>687528115
>>687528606
kill yourselves
you're in the perfect thread for that
>>687528821
Hey that's not nice :'( 9gag users are alot nicer friend D:
>>687528160
>>687527898
>>687526090
i'm not promoting suicide, just for educational purposes
OP tell me where ypu live and how old are you. I am rich, if i feel you are serious about this i can fly you out of your place to where ever you wish and can surely set you up with a job with some terms and condition of course
>>687528294
>>687528136
The is nothing to look forward to. If you find joy in this world fine, I don't care. I don't. I have nothing left and nothing to gain.
>>687528573
No, I want to die but I'm not a retard.
That's at most a 50/50. I'll most likely break something when I land and drown or swim to shore.
>>687529052
Money and work is nothing for me. I don't care for it
OP don't fucking do it. The world has made suicide seem like it is nothing but it really is a huge thing. Its been proven that no matter what you do you will still feel pain. I'm not sure what you're problem is that makes you want to die but I am sure as shit that you can get help. Don't ask these fucking degenerates how to kill yourself, instead get a grip and live on that way when its time for you to go you would have lived a meaningful life
https://youtu.be/Py2hxVSFKIo
>>687529047
I don't think any of us condone suicide, but I think it's better to it right than to fuck up. Also, OP, make sure to follow the 3-day rule. If you've decided to kill yourself, wait at least 3 days before carrying it out, better yet a week or two. A few more days shouldn't hurt if you're going to die anyway.
>>687529364
I can set you up with a girl for a start, fuck her for some weeks and then i can introduce you to different social groups so you can form your own connections and friendships if emotional attactment or love is what you need
dude. heroine overdose should do the trick.
carbon monoxide will work if you have a airtight old car.
>>687529243
You're an idiot it's 27 stories down you WILL die. only about 20 people have survived out of the thousands that have killed thenselves there. it is literally the #1 suicide spot in the US.
>>687529054
I think we should rejoice in an hero.
Some languages don't have a word for "death".
"Going west" is its term for the Dogon people of Mali, Africa.
>>687529502
Shut up faget OP i say screwdriver through nose
Suicide by cop
>>687529052
>>687529698
Me. Flying you out includes international.
>>687528821
#staymad XDD
im going to tell on you :D
>>687529665
that is actually quite wise. this decision shouldnt be made on a impulse.
>>687529808
shut the fuck up you delinquent
>>687529243
definitely not 50/50
"Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge still does not guarantee death, as a study of 885 jumpers found that 19 (around 2%) survived, although it is likely some (undiscovered) suicides did not even make it to the statistics, meaning the likely true percentage of survivors is less than 2%. Still, the point is that it is possible to survive even jumping from a renowned suicide spot. Jump off a lower bridge and the chances of survival will be much higher."
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/jumping-high-building
Just get a rope for a few bucks and hang yourself.
Jump in the freeway bitch ass op
I attempted via electrocution. It didnt fucking work for some reason, 440 in the left hand and out the mouth should have done it but whatever, maybe your luck will be better/worse. Of course im gonna say dont, as it is a really retarded thing to do
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU SHOVE THEM UP LIFE'S ASS AND DEMAND STRAWBERRIES. MAKE LIFE YOUR BITCH. LIVE IT FAST AND HARD. RIDE THE LIGHTNING REAP THE WHIRLWIND FEED THE BEAST UNLEASH THE HATE
AND DON'T FORGET TO STRIP THE FLESH AND SALT THE WOUUUUUUUND AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have a kitty pic
>>687530371
where did you find 440V? workplace?
>>687530192
U know me so well bb
Suicide by cop is very easy if you are American. buy an airsoft gun at walmart, break off anything identifying it as one, call the cops on yourself, the rest should come pretty easily.
Freezing does not work don't try it
>>687530511
Yeah, navy ship.
>>687530052
>>687530356
>make someone feel like shit and blame themselves for rest of the their lives because you can't even kill yourself
>>687530214
Exactly.
Golden Gate Bridge is your best option. If I muster up the courage to end my life i'm doing it there.
>>687529698
No thanks, I prefer isolation. I've been alone up till now, and I'm going to stay that way. I also don't care for sex and believe in no sex before marriage.
>>687530191
>>687529665
I already promised myself I'd kill myself years ago. I was just waiting for the right opportunity.
>>687530214
Then I guess I'll be taking a vacation to California's historic Golden gate Bridge if I can't find a quicker option.
>>687529502
You're right, and the only way to end my pain is to end myself. Permanently.
>>687529052
>>687529698
>>687530069
I am in no way lying OP. I have done this before. I am very rich. I am not a criminal. All my offer stands. Say yes and we will go to some private chat immediately. I wont say more, good luck sweet kid.
>>687530425
Go back to tumbler faggot
>>687530069
I'm in the US, and no thanks. I'm not flying out to your organ stealing cartel to use my body as a moneybag.
>>687530785
Past decisions doesn't count though. After you go through the preperations and planning, just wait a few more days. That's the point.
just hold your fucking breath and there you are
>>687531079
don't*, wait for*
Conquer the world. Then remake mankind in your image. BECOME GOD
>>687530863
how dumb you think OP is ? He doesnt seem very bright but i am certain that he is not that retarded.
>>687530785
Why would you hold beliefs if you have been suicidal?
I don't believe in marriage. I do think sex is a bit overrated, but without it we wouldn't be able to an hero...
>>687523549
Hes gonna make u his sex slave dont do it op
>>687530734
story? someone must've realized, what happened after?
If you really want to fuck with people
>Wrap piano wire around neck
>Glue hand to head
>Hang self
When someone finds you it'll look like you ripped off your own head.
>>687523549
How old are you, OP? This is important
>>687531271
Anyone ever do this? if so pics?
>>687525916
>>687523549
The Practical Guide To Suicide
http://web.archive.org/web/20000818052356/www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/
>>687531380
Not OP but suicidal considering doing it tonight
16
Getting distracted by the loli ads...
>>687530992
You dont have to pick the place of my choice. You name a place. Once i reveal you my identity you will be able to google me and cross check through skype and whatever you want and make sure about what i do. I have a legitimate businesses in finance and fashion. I do this only because its too easy for me and i feel good inside.
>>687523549
do a Robin Williams. a belt and a door. is all you need.
Wait 3 days then go to some train tracks. That's how I plan to go if it comes to it, but don't fuck up the engineers life, face away from the train so you don't emotionally scar some poor guy. And don't jump infront of a truck because those guys will get their license revoked, which is a dick thing to do. Trains can't steer away/stop so the driver won't be in trouble
>>687523549
Knife through neck
>>687531594
go to /h/ you little imbecile
>>687531609
help me
>>687531557
If you are really 16 then i can 100% guranttee you that you have highly overestimated the extent of your troubles. No one is fucked up enough at 16. You just dont know your options that is why you are doing this. If you stay alive i can bet in next 4 years you will cringe and get shocked at this decision you were once trying to make
>>687531460
won't work unless you jump from a high place (5-10 feet), and even then it's doubtful your own weight will be able to sever the head completely
>>687532137
Is this you OP? Confirm
>>687531557
You're only 16?
Are you fucking serious, m8?
No wonder you want to kill yourself, you are in the phase of life where you only see high school drama isolationist and bullying bullshit. Trust me, as a fellow faggot who wanted to die in high school, wait until you get out and have new experiences first. You'll never see those stupid fuck heads again after graduation, one less problem to worry about
>>687529029
kys 9fag user
>>687531380
It's not important. I'm 20.
>>687531191
Because when I die I will die myself and not some wavering pussy.
>>687531609
So you can make me your sex slave? No thanks, if I were a female, maybe.
>>687532248
No that's not me.
See >>687532348
>>687531557
>b& fegit
>>687531609
the question is: why would you want to help a random stranger
>>687531557
at least wait 3 days you little cunt
Rope is cheap.
>>687525103
>>687523549
WTF now , this doesn't let me write the N word
>>687531633
I said hush now
And shut your throat!
Do the Robin Williams
And make yourself choke!
>>687532542
****** the fuck are you talking
>>687532149
>>687532284
I wish i were in highschool I dropped out.
No friends
No family
No future
>>687532284
I have wanted to commit suicide before highschool. It was family generated from childhood.
I wouldn't trust someone who doesn't understand anons decisions.
>>687532348
Dude, you're only 20? For fucks sake, m8. For FUCKS sake. Okay, give us the details at least of what is making everything so shitty, alright?
>>687532621
Kill yourself
>>687531557
> 16
this website is for 18+
U N D E R A G E
MODS
OP is pathetic dickhead who wants to cry for attention
Little baby
He will never do it
He is not yet a man and only a man can decide to kill himself
Only a man will not complain and cry as he does it
OP is not a man and the more he cries, the longer it will be before he is man
>>687532437
> wait 3 days
why?
>>687532552
But seriously OP, don't kill yourself.
>>687532743
Planning on it
>>687532621
You sound like my girlfriend. She struggles with it too and says the same thing, even though she DOES have friends and a family. Assuming you actually dont have anyone who cared about you, where did they all go? What is your story?
death by cop
just spray paint a bb gun black, you'll be fine
>>687532437
Simply because it is too easy for me and wont cost me much of my time either and i will have a cool story to tell if i reach my 60s. That is the only reason. I dont complicate life by overthinking. And also it is easier for me maybe because i am sure whoever this person is will never be able to harm me. So i am not afraid.
>>687532621
Oh my anon I feel so bad for you! You live in a place with a computer electricity and food and all the basic needs! Wow fuck Africa for thinking they have it bad, I mean look at you! Your depressed and they at least have.....well....not much but I assure you anon you have less! God bless anon!!
>>687532899
Come on you guys, he didn't come to /b/ to be talked out of it. The poor guy wants advice.
Rope is cheap. Jumping in front of a freight train is even cheaper. Plus trains usually have a camera on the front. We might get to see it.
>>687532743
I think that's what he've just said
>>687532811
the three day rule: >>687529665
from http://lostallhope.com/things-consider
APPLE PIE
>>687532906
Never had friends even when I was in school. My mom is the only one i know and she's a real bad alcoholic. very bipolar aswell, hits me and says she wishes i wasnt alive n shit
sorry about what you're going through OP
>>687523549
If your a man op and are serious go stab a cop
>>687533337
Good. You fucking shouldn't be faggot. Just kill yourself already you fucking little kid.
>>687533326
shut up nigger fag
crash your car into a guardrail at 100+ mph
if you don't have a car steal/rent one
>>687531248
Generic military bullshit, found out ex wife cheated while i was on deployment, hooked up casualty power panel, grabbed one lead bit on the other, threw me across the room and knocked me out, someone found me an hour or so later and than i was on suicide watch for 72 hours.
Go to a gas station, "buy some gas for your car", light that shit up.
>>687533256
@ library studying to get a GED
do not have internet or a computer
I have to get my own food (steal it)
But you got me there i have electricity
>>687533256
XDDDDD moar memes plsss
>>687532641
Like I said, it's inconsequential.
>>687533076
>will never be able to harm me
I can, but I won't. I have no reason to. The same way I don't have any reason to trust your scheming ass.
>>687533594
Not 100% and it fucks up someone else.
Not going to happen.
>>687533337
Quads chekkd
Damn that sucks bro
>>687533337
People like that are fucking evil, man. Just go on the lamb. Run away from home and explore some shit. When ive been suicidal, Ive always imagined just taking a car and driving thousands of miles away from my problems instead. Granted, im sure itll be a problem if you dont have a car, but take your alcholic moms car, or wait till you have one and go for it.
Also, you sound like youd fit right in on the /r9k board here. Check them out and make this thread in there and see what happens
>>687523549
You would find a way already if you really wanted to, you attention craving faggot.
>>687526704
pun intended?
>>687533784
>quads
Lurk moar
>>687533784
i loled so hard those quads are badass XDDDDDD
didnt see them :DD
>>687533771
Obviously its not inconsequential if its making you want to kill yourself, you fucking dope
I hear this is the best way
>>687523549
step 1: drive to detroit
step 2: pull a knife on a cop
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
Hanging yourself should be fairly easy with common household objects! A belt, a sheet? maybe electric cords?
>>687531557
>suicidal
>16
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>687523549
Why? How old are you?
>>687533825
I cant leave my mom I love her shes the only one i have
It sounds weird but i just do
Just od on heroin mate
>>687534054
That's how I was gonna do it. I still have the tank somewhere.
Then some bastard talked me out of it, put me in therapy and fed me happy pills.
I feel nothing but sarcasm now.
>>687533600
ah, I see.
>>687523919
Not according to amanda
>>687530785
>Believes in marriage before sex
>Trying to kill self
Kys
>>687534115
>Drive to Detroit
That's really all you gotta do. Some nigger will kill you and steal your car in less than a week.
>>687533771
You cant OP. You are a 16 year old. What can you possibly do to someone like me who is married and has a shit load of money. Remember mate, i am the one who gave you an offer. I have thought about this more than your teenage mind can comprehend.
>>687534450
kek'd
>>687527777
Check em
If US based, then join the marines, volunteer for some shithole gig, then get some.
>>687533989
I have nothing to live for. Period. I don't like living. Living on a daily basis is a nuisance.
There is that enough reason for you.
>>687534456
I'm 20, can you read. The other 16 fag is shitposting and baiting
>>687534566
that sounds like the most painful, slow and unrealiable way to kill yourself
Take an insane amount of lsd, dress yourself in knight armor and pretend the speeding cars on a highway are dragons that needs to be slain
>>687523549
JUST FUCKING DO IT! why are you on this site looking for sympathy? Nobody cares about you, if you want to dide just get it over with.. There's 8 billion people on the planet YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT.
>>687524605
DIE FAG
>>687523549
Obtain cyanide from a jewelry store
Mix organophosphate pesticides with water and drink
Make hydrogen sulfide gas (not sure how to do it)
Get a helium tank, fill a balloon of some sort with it that will fit over your head
>>687523549
Go out like a savage
Step 1:Steal Car
Step 2:Rob a liquor store for some jack daniels or some good shit
Step 3:Drink and floor it on the freeway
Have a good time ;)(This goes to all you suicidal faggets)
>>687534843
You are correct.
I am here looking for guaranteed methods. Not looking forward to waking up in a worse situation.
>>687534720
> LSD addict attacks strangers using assault armor and sword, gets run over by a car in the progress.
>>687525167
What shit commie state do you live in where you need permit for a gun? Most states you only need permit for handguns. Go buy a 12 gauge and blow your brains out. Alternatively just buy helium and inhale
>>687532348
Suicide at 20 is almost as funny as suicide at 16.
>>687535102
LSD isn't addictive.
HOLY SHIT, I AM 20. NOT 16
>>687535102
acid isn't addctive you dumbfuck, but yeah that is the best way to an hero in style
>>687534720
Please dont do this. Poor drug aleady has a bad name because of stupid fucks who actually do such stuff. I dont care if you die OP but dont make acid look bad here
CO gas is really easy and painless. If you have something that runs on gas bring it inside turn it on and take some Tylenol P.M. take a really long nap. Painless and will work every time.
Do us all a favor and blow up that fucking Arab box they always walk around. Good luck boss!!
>>687535318
Doesnt matter OP. You cant hurt me. Offer still stands.
Btw what city are you in?
>>687535566
Fail :/ do it again please
>>687535412
like this guy
http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-acid-attacks-womans-bmw-with-a-sword-1579493237
>>687535625
Dubai
>>687535512
livestream it faggot
>>687535269
Does it matter your age? Some of us never bought into this bullshit lie we've been fed. I've been depressed since I was 17, I'm 26 now and nothing has really changed since then. I still want to kill myself everyday. I just do a lot of drugs to cope with this fucked up place I like to think of as Hell.
Muriatic acid mixed with lime sulfur produces Hydrogen Sulfide gas. Both available at most hardware stores for relatively little money.
Shit, you might get your own 3 minute segment on the local news.
>>687523549
>No access to any tall buildings
This is what always confuses me about an hero fags. Like, you are so absolutely certain you're mad enough to die about it, but you're still too lazy to fucking think? Get in a fucking cab and go to a bridge or a building, fucking hitchike if you have no money. What, you don't want to stay up too late and get tired? You're gonna be fucking dead, walk through the night if you have to, fuck.
Just kill yourself, someone this retarded deserves it.
>>687535693
>>687535301
>>687535358
>assault armor is a thing
that's like, the joke
>>687535706
Oh boy i change my mind do it OP. R least do something you will forever be remembered for among your /b/ros
Die with this thread already
>>687535871
I like the creativity
>>687523549
step 1: be a nigger
step 2: walk down the street
step 3: get shot by cops and/or other nignogs.
>>687535959
Not good enough anon :/
>>687536181
Finally something useful. Thanks everyone. Im going to do this. Goodbye all.
>>687535831
>6y old
I don't understand you. Just have fun.
>12y old
That's not a problem kid. Just do as I say, not as I do.
>16y old
Not a huge problem dude. Just be yourself.
>20y old
Well, things will get better, don't worry man. Just keep going.
>26y old
Hey how's it going? Wow, that's fucked up. Those times were better, etc. Just deal with it, life is life.
>35y old
Welcome to the club, sir. There's no way back. Find how to suffer less, at least, while you're alive.
>50y old
Profit?? I mean... just grab a gun and blow your head NOW.
> 70y old
"You're a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield (but they don't know)" Just, stay, go, whatever. Nothing matters.
>Hi /b/
>>687535269
Glad you'll find humor in my absence.
>>687535567
You think I can't. Complacency will be your downfall.
>>687535625
NC, no state. I'm not about to be contacted by some suicide prevention hotline.
>>687535959
Funny, Laine was an inspiration me going through with this .
>>687535831
I've been stuck like this since around 12 when I was in middle school.
>>687535943
You're right. I said I was going to take a trip to California and the GoldenGate Bridge.
>>687523549
Hurry up and choose one of these fucking methods faggot
gotta love mericunts........they grow with no problems in thier constructed little lives, sheltered from the rest the world, but when they grow up and the time comes to own up to their mistakes, or when life kicks then in the balls, they are the first to become an heroes, you liitle fucking PUSSIES
>>687536397
Most unrealistic way to look at life. Fuck i feel like i am reading a tumblr post of some girl who posts images romanticizing mental illness and sadness.
What's wrong here?
>>687535831
Which literally has nothing to do with superficiality, status, selfishness, hedonism, or consumerism.
This world is fucked up, and no one cares. That may come off as a little pretentious, but it's the idea that everything is a pile of shit, and even if you are at the top. You are just atop a pile of shit.
>>687523549
insert tampons into your butt
>>687536492
Golden gate bridge isn't a good option. They've set up nets to catch jumpers. Plus there's usually some cop/guard/watchman on the bridge
>>687536069
I will, when this thread reaches its capital and closes. I'll be done and you won't have to see it ever again.
>>687536556
>>687536684
Thanks.
>>687527211
this should do
>>687536904
They can't catch me if I jump out of the cab and make a run for it.
>>687536492
You definitely cant. Remember what you are. A sad guy with no friends and family. You can only rage but you cant hurt me. Technically if i was the bad guy i would have the resources to wipe you off without anyone ever noticing. But you are in luck i am the good guy. Offer stands.
>>687530785
They have suicide patrols might get caught. Get some cheap rope hang yourself. Or just use a belt around your door handle
>>687537053
There's nets below the bridge to catch jumpers. They'll just fish you out, then probably charge you with something.
>>687537120
what is a rich dude with resources like that doing on an imageboard? I smell bullshit miles away
>>687536492
Are you near Asheville?
>>687523549
Here's what you gotta do. First I want you to weigh your options: Suicide is absolutely pointless, why not get an associates and fuck hot young women until you die? Anyways.. Get drunk, more drunk than you ever have before. Like a bottle of vodka in two hours drunk. Have a nice big last meal, right out reasons why and why not kill your self. Then attach a hose to your car exhaust and run it into your car. You need to duct tape the window around the hosing and of course tape over your exhaust vents. I'd recommend putting the hose in the back seat so it comes on easier. That's really it dude. Just look at the list with your last breath and that's that. It's not messy either.
>>687537413
he's Martin Shkreli. duh
>>687537413
You'd be surprised
>>687537273
Thanks for the heads up, I'll carry a knife to cut it.
>>687537120
Good guy?
You're trying to turn me into some sex slaves with a hope of a net profit. At worst you're in a cartel trying to steal my organs. If you're such a 'great guy' why are you bothering with me instead of someone who actually needs help like kids in Africa or the homeless or orphans.
Also, why so secret? If you're 'good' you'd have no reason to hide the job.
>>687536492
I wouldn't jump anon; see >>687537742
>>687528075
surre
>>687537413
Oh son you would be surprised. I am sure I am not the only one here. Being rich and influencial is not rare.
>>687537702
No that's on the other side of NC
Aye richie rich throw a couple thousand my way
>>687525391
Now you're looking at it.
i am also rich. After I am done jacking off I clean my cum with tissues made of gold
>>687537795
I already do that sort of charity. Like i already said i am offering you my help because it is ery easy for me to do it. It might seem like i m going out of my way to help you but honestly i wouldnt need any extra time or money to do it. I do it fpr the thrill and to feel good and to have a nice story to tell. Its very simple. Also why the fuck do you keep thinking i am gonna make you my sex slave or sell your organs? Thats not true, i am not a criminal. A well known business man, very respected. No funny business. Just living ny life for the fun stuff. Like flying people out of their countries to make them feel good.
>>687538707
something about that sounds like a load of horse shit. Proof or you're trying to gut OP and steal his liver
>>687538352
All that beach pussy and you still want to kill yourself?
OP you said you don't believe in sex before marriage. You still believe in something then, you still believe you can get married and have a normal life without depression constantly hanging over your head. Depression isn't constant. Good days, bad days, good years, bad years. It won't last forever, you're crying out for help all you've got to do is reach out for it. I hope you choose to live OP - Get well soon brother.
>>687538161
I already know this. People'should opinion has no affect on me going to kill myself.
>>687538707
Orrr leaving me stranded in a third world country, or a remote island where I have to survive and 'realize' that I want to live or something gay like that?
You're a terrible businesses man as you aren't selling me on whatever it is you want me to buy
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
The life, the love you'd die to heal
The hope that starts the broken hearts
You trust, you must
Confess
>>687538925
Being hours away from a beach doesn't mean I get beach pussy, and I already said I don't care for sex. I don't care for relationships that much either come to think of it.
I was born in the wrong timeline.
>>687539135
I said you choose the place of your choice. No third world countries. Although we csn arrange that if you want that sort of thrill? But no, you name it. Italia? Australia? Japan? Dubai? Or something else? Your choice. I am just helping you with funds and possibly social groups if you want that, you choose where.
>>687523549
Can you elaborate on what happened to get you to this point? Let's talk and see if maybe there's another option. Please don't be hasty...
Jump infront of a train or car
>>687523549
insert yourself into a particle accelerator
>>687523549
OP.
Stop thinking irrationally.
You are not done. We all have these feelings sometimes and it's never at all our fault or something we blame on our self. Whatever it is, things can and will get better. It may take time and patience but you will find you come out of it much better if you give it a try.
suicide? What is that? that's admitting defeat and it's not a choice. It's an obvious symptom of an illness or inability or lack of knowledge of how to deal with things.
I am not aware of your situation but I advise you to ignore any person who actually is giving you advice to suicide or such. Simply put... it's not right. Think of the people who will awake one day to find your body, or have to wheel it to an ambulance. Think of anyone you have to leave behind and the burden you'd put on them.
It's simply not fair and you are capable of fixing your problems. Sometimes we have just unfortunate irrational thinking tendencies and the like. We need to snap out of these tendencies and learn that life is incredibly virtuous for those who learn the art of patience which is not difficult to learn.
I would advise OP for one, to recognize that it's not the final straw. Whatever it was, whatever it is, it's not the worst that could be in your life, other things can be a lot worse.
I've seen too many of these threads and I've heard of too many people who have ended their lives over what are workable or fixable issues. They just don't know how to deal with them, and just need a little hand learning or coping.
You're not inferior or weak or whatever if you decide that you want to not quit. Because at the end of the day, you're in control of your life. If you feel that due to mental ill health you're not in control, then you need to pick up the phone and give the services a call. Whatever it is, don't worry they will treat you well.
OP, let me talk 2 u. Add me on skype. Montemontague no strings attached.
