Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter from bethlehem? Which one is more believable?
>>687510433
How about a dinosaur from Bethlehem?
I imagine there were very many carpenters in Bethlehem over the years.
Bah, there were no carpenters back then. Everything was built out of rocks
>>687510433
How about dinosaurs from carpenter
Dinosaurs believing in Bethlehem Athiests who Carpenter?
This is by far the most stupid kind of thread of all history of /b/. It makes me cringe everytime. Bunch of retards
>>687510990
Hey what's your name plz respond
>>687510990
Carpenter retards from Bethlehem
>>687510433
Carpet riding dinosaurs attacking bethlehem ?
>>687510433
Get in here Travis
>>687511390
I believe in the cuck from Bethlehem, and his whore wife. I also believe they had an alcoholic bastard son, born in a barn.
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>>687510433
OP, I love your threads.
People really don't like the truth.
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>>687510433
How about bethlehem dinosaurs carpenter
What about Matt Carpenter of the St Louis Cardinals?
>>687512274
fossils
>>687512575
Think of it like this.
>Be you
>On safari in Northern Africa (just indulge me)
>Guy stumbles up to you
>DumbledoreOnCrack.jpg
>Says he's been lost in the Sahara for 40 years
>Says a burning bush told him it was God
Would you believe him?
>>687510433
We believe in dinosaurs because we have fossil that we can date to millions of years ago.
I believe that there were some carpenters but that don't mean that he's god.
Every single story in genesis is unfounded there is no evidence whatsoever that those story's are correct. Further more science has proven that there is no need for a god a creator.
If the story's in the bible that describe the creation are wrong what kind of retard are you to keep claiming the contrary.
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>>687510433
samefag
>>687513053
faggot, you swallowed the hook, now bow down for op
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>>687510433
Again, fucking again with this shit? There are a shit tonne of carpenters from Bethlehem, but guess what. There are also a shit tonne of dinosaur bones. So fuck off damnit
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>>687510990
>loves the 9000 penis threads posted every hour
>hates an occasional good-natured atheist-vs-christian thread
faggot detected
You do believe in this man?
Ya'll aint even trying no more
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>>687510433
jesus rode dinosaurs. try harder nigg nogg
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>>687511870
Wow. He posted in his own thread trying to make us think he was someone else. For future reference study this about logical flaws before you post.
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>>687510433
If the bible is proof that god walked the earth to spread his message, why cant he do it now? No evidence, no god, end of "The Greatest Ficticious Story Ever Told"
>>687514454
nah dude, thats Lord of the Rings
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>>687512602
this is delightful
>>687510433
tell me about your dinosaur
>>687511870
Flipper did 9/11 confirmed
I can believe that there was a carpenter from Bethlehem named Jesus, just not a magic one that could talk with a sky being...
>>687510578
Nah a dinosaur carpenter from Bethlehem
>>687510433
Why do hectoring non-atheists always post pictures of sad little girls?
>>687515969
The carpenter was Jesus dad. Jesus was a brat fuck boy that couldn't control his drink habbit.
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>>687515969
Sorry "dad"
>>687510433
>Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter from bethlehem? Which one is more believable?
Because you touch yourself at night.
At least we use facts so definitely the dinosaurs because their is irrefutable evidence for them where as there is none whatsoever for god/jesus
>>687510433
People believe evrything labeled with science
So many dumb ppl omg
>>687510433
How about John Carpenter's Dinosaurs from Bethlehem?
>>687517353
Oh hardy har ha. You are one of the funniest guys on /b/ anon.
It would be awful if you decided to KYS tonight.
>>687517809
Also as far as I'm aware there were plenty of carpenters in Bethlehem
>>687513053
>story's
>>687510433
i think jesus was gay because he is the only carpenter to get nailed, i would nail him and then let him nail me because i am a huge fag too
>>687512602
Actually, no. They are not baptised, so they will go to Hell.
>>687510433
Evidence
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>>687519121
Hey
>>687519260
I believe carpenters were around.
But Jesus wasn't a carpenter. The record shows he was more like a woodworker.
>no wai
>go to bethelehem, asshole. You see any goddamn trees?
>NO, YOU SEE ROCKS
>LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING ROCKS
>NO TREES
dinosaurs is bullshit
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>>687510578
/Thread
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ebin
>>687510433
the one that is more believable is the one with fossil evidence, not the one talked about in a book.
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Anon, you made my day.
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No problem.
>>687510433
evidence?
>>687510433
>physical fossils
>a story book about ghosts
How can you compare them? In 300-400 years Christianity, Judaism, Islam etc.. will be looked at as if it is mythology. Just like how we seek Norse mythology. They will prolly make a movie where jesus fights along side a dude in a iron suit and jetpack.
>>687513062
This is possibly the most poorly thought-out image I've ever seen. Massive, unrealistic leaps given retarded names, and all on a very unrealistic timeline. And the color scheme is terrible.
Religion is a cult
due to we have proves of that. Religion is a history for people that dont understand how works the universe and choose an easy answer to the life and all
>>687510433
> Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter from bethlehem? Which one is more believable?
You appear to have answered your own question. The one atheists believe is more believable.
>>687513628
Did you actually watch the show this came from? Because they got all the evidence off the shroud (uncorroborated anyway) and then it didn't at all look like they wanted it to, so they just guessed at it.
>>687523039
I'm not even biting.
>>687510433
Fuck you that's why
>>687513628
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>brown skin
not muh jesus
>>687510433
im p sure no one denies the existence of jesus
im also p sure no rational theist would deny the existence of dinos
they arent mutually exclusive
>>687523308
Holy shit I Kek'd my pants.
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>>687523308
Best of the thread !
>>687510433
Dinosaurs
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>>687510433
the argument isn't whether they believe in jesus, its whether they believe in god. study up, OP.
>>687510433
but Dinosaur are so fucking cool !
>>687510433
From where is that girl from?
>>687510433
There's actual proof of dinosaurs.
Jesus, just about most the details of his story are stolen from dozens of pre-existing mythology.
>>687510433
How can there be carpenters if theres no significant source of wood in a desert?
We have lots of dinosaur skeletons.
Show me the skeleton of a carpenter from Bethlehem.
>>687510433
I've seen a lizard. I've never seen Bethlehem.
>Checkmate theists
Dinosaurs still exist you fucking faggot, anyone seen a carpenter from Bethlehem recently? That's what I thought
I haven't read the thread, but...
Has anyone already recovered any remains of the said carpenter? 'Cause they did that for dinos (fossils et.c.).
>>687513467
What is this? A post for really long ants?
>>687510433
Well we have fossils of dinosaurs, proof that they actually exist. Where's this nigger from bethlehem's bones ay?
>>687510433
Wish I could meet you. I'd love to get you to explain why God doesn't care about most people. Why he lets children die of horrible diseases. Why there is an unequal distribution of suffering in the world. Why he gives some people an easy path through life while others he really puts he screws to.
>>687510990
I'm pretty sure it's the same guy posting these stupid thread over and over. Probably a pedo too given his choice of topic pictures.
>>687525959
Why did God make some people pedophiles? Was it because he wants to make it harder for them to get to heaven? Or was it because he wants to watch them suffer through their life while he giggles at their pain?
Or why does he give people depression? Is he encouraging them to suicide and not get back to heaven?
How about debilitating anxiety? Why does he bestow that gift to some people?
>>687526536
If there is a God, he is a evil angry person a lot like us 4chan faggots. He likes to watch people suffer needlessly and instead of feeling bad for them he laughs at their pain.
>>687526806
Or better yet if we could meet in person I'd love to take you to the children's ward of the local hospital.
I'll let you explain to all the kids I have to deal with why God gave them leukemia or all the other awful shit that even a grown man shouldn't have to deal with.
I'll let you be there while a child takes his/her last breathe and let you explain to their parents that God wanted it to be this way.
There is no fucking God. If there is he is EVIL!
there were talking animals in the bible. fucking nigger
>>687525959
In islam, this life is a test, and so we will be recompensed according to what has happened to us. Hardship is a means of removing our sins, and it is also a test in its own. Even a scratch will be recompensed. How do we face hardship? Do we endure, do we complain?
Abundance in material things means a greater test, abundance in hardship makes things easier.
al-Qur'an, 90:4-7
4. We have certainly created man into hardship.
5. Does he think that never will anyone overcome him?
6. He says, "I have spent/squandered wealth in abundance."
7. Does he think that no one has seen him?
Also, those who die as children will get an easier way to paradise.
>>687513602
it's a strawman and and an ad-hominem bundled up in one neat little package! Amaze your friends with it! Great for parties!
>>687510433
Congratulations on Bethlehem.
>>687527888
cont'd
>8. Have We not made for him two eyes?
>9. And a tongue and two lips?
>10. And have shown him the two ways?
>11. But he has not broken through the difficult pass.
>12. And what can make you know what is [breaking through] the difficult pass?
>13. It is the freeing of a slave
>14. Or feeding on a day of severe hunger
>15. An orphan of near relationship
>16. Or a needy person in misery
>17. And then being among those who believed and advised one another to patience and advised one another to compassion.
>18. Those are the companions of the right.
>19. But they who disbelieved in Our signs - those are the companions of the left.
>20. Over them will be fire closed in.
