ITT: Name one thing Brits can do better than Germans
Pro Tip: you can't
Take the beach at Normandy?
They're better at being British.
/thread
>>687510429
Not take in millions of shitskins who don't care an ounce about the land they're coming to or its culture.
>>687510557
technically, they took it before brits without US help, so nope
have bad teeth.
>>687510768
/thread
Empire
Win World Wars.
Win a war
>>687510429
The Brits have a better accent when speaking english.
>>687510429
win a war?
>>687510921
>>687510924
/b/ hivemind right there
>>687510924
The Germans have won several big wars before.
Comedy. GG.
>>687510429
Cover up the systemic rape of little kids.
Why did the German cross the road?
Because that was the designated crossing area.
Drinking
Banter
Borders
National pride
>>687510429
Drink tea
>>687510429
win world wars
>>687510429
>own a globe spanning empire
>field a huge navy
>>687511260
yeah... better at drinking... kek
>>687510557
/thread
>>687510701
Yeah... Britain did that first. Been to Londonistan?
Ruin their country
speak American
Soccer
>>687511027
This. I'm studying German and I can't even find a good kraut comedian
>>687510429
pronounce english words
>>687510582
all inhabitants of britain are technically of german descend
>>687510429
getting football world championship donated
>>687511260
>drinking
yeah thats why you fuckers are full after a small pint of ale
>banter
lolno. we Germans are on another level when it comes to that. just look at todays events. turkey got BUTTMAD.
>borders
oh so is that the reason why you have so many illegal pakis/muzzies up there?
>national pride
SIEG HEIL MUTTERFICKER
MEINE EHRE HEISST TREUE
>>687511272
There's plenty of tea culture in Germany, most notably the East Frisian one.
>>687511027
I'd have to agree on this, though. German comedy is shit disguised as chocolate. And it's not even wearing perfume!
>>687511616
probably because Germans are too busy with being superb
>>687511754
dumbass comment
>>687511754
Yeah but degenerated: I've been to both countries and I must say, Germans look just more athletic
>>687511027
>comedy
Only good argument ITT
\thread
>>687511616
you haven't searched hard enough. GTFO faggot
Comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM
>>687510429
1. Establishing trade routes
2. Colonizing countries
3. Winning world wars
4. Intelligence gathering
5. Cracking transmission codes
6. Air warfare (Battle of Britain)
Off the top of my head
>>687510429
Win world War 2
losing penalty shoot-outs
>>687511573
Germany has won 4 world cups and 3 european cups. What did the Brits win?
kek
>>687510429
Premiership > 1.Bundesliga
Please kill yourself.
>>687512126
that's so last century
what about britain today?
>>687510429
Not making a racist maniac their leader
>>687510429
making tasteless food
>>687511754
Wow. Even the Picts, Norse, and Celts?
>>687512087
Maybe, but English comedians still rules in comparison. Go back to work little Schwuchtel
Shower jewish people
Wembley.
>>687512235
Please 'muricaball! lep my ass, the nazis are buttfucking me T.T
>>687512329
Wars. kek
>>687512126
lel and today, England /Britain has no relevance in the EU/ in Europe/ in the World at all anymore.
Well done!
>>687512862
kek :D
Making a german their queen.
>>687512626
Genius!
>>687512862
We killed 6 million Jews, what did you achieve for mankind?
>>687512956
/thread
>>687512956
Maybe they just don't need to. I actually envy a society that can do by itself. EU is just a big cunt
>>687512862
Thread
>>687512587
"Oh hey lets ship niggers into slavery for some cotton, what a banging idea!"
>>687512956
kek. German troops in afghan did diddily squat compared to the US and the UK. Most just sat around as force protection
>>687510429
Actually, the British have a much more stable aconomy because they aren't tied down yet to the EU...
So, yeah.
>>687510429
Win World Wars
WWII
>>687513587
actually that's total bullshit
>>687513331
>>687512956
here.
okay so now without all the trolling n fuzz-
You don't even want to imagine what is going to happen if Britain decides to leave the EU. Londons financial district is heavily bound to the EU... and the Euro. If GB decides to leave, the british financial market will collapse in no time..
They managed to run an empire without being remembered as the biggest country in history...
>>687513863
why don't you try to explain in a nutshell faget
>>687513538
...while still getting money. Brits and Yanks did the shit work while the Germans were just hanging around, killing a couple civilians and 'protecting' force.
Easy money, if you ask me.
>>687513772
Why?
>>687511818
How the fuck can a pint be small? It's a unit of measurement dipshit
>>687514410
it's relatively small compared to a German Maß (Stein), Faggot
>>687511027
Die Anstalt.
>>687511301
yanks, canadians, south africans etc helped you in those. You didn't even feature after 42. Soviets won ww2....
>>687514732
OH VERPISS DICH! DEUTLICHER MINUSPUNKT FÜR DEUTSCHLAND
>>687510429
Leave the sinking ship that is the EU
>>687510429
Maintain a global empire. Colonize the world. Germany had Tanzania and a few fucking islands.
>>687514620
what does that comparison have to do with "small pint"? it was worded as to say "the pint that is small" not "pints are small compared to other measurements of beer"
>>687512126
Germans cracked uk and american and soviet codes before you broke the enigma machine
>>687515135
Shots fired.
>>687512235
HA.
Ja and not even america won that war, it was the soviets. america came second, and britbongs were cheerleaders.
>>687510429
Germans, I love em, but they can't do sarcasm to save their lives.
>>687510429
Win wars!!
>>687512587
but u did make a pedophile and child murderer your prime minister ( heath)
>>687510429
Win world wars
>>687511257
kek
>>687513538
the uk pitched up in afghanistan begging the yanks and canadians for flack vests, cause you didna have any of your own. might as well have pitched up in dress uniform
>>687510429
Keeping jews alive
>>687513690
You have never won a world war. You have entered into a war and had your arse saved by big america
>>687511818
germanfags drink 500ml as a large beer. the pint is 568ml.
britfags have their fair number of illegals pakis and mudslimes but at least their elected representatives don't just open the fuckin door to the rapist scum. "come in boys treat our women and girls like whores" - Merkel 2015
brits invented concentration camps. you fuckers couldn't even get the showers workin rite.
they have a german royal family. shame on you for your federal state. krautfag
>>687513261
Erm...
Germany wins.
Hang on a good dam second you never wiped them out and know look what's happening.
>>687514956
es ist doch gut
>>687515983
TWICE!
>>687515983
>americans actually belive this
>>687516022
Dutch people invented concentration camps
Not losing world wars
>>687510429
Breakfast
>>687515983
and you cunts elected this piece of shit. good choice there deutchtwats
>>687511025
but not the most inportant one of all....
>>687516022
really what about rotherham then? elected british politicians and the police covered up the fact that pkis were raping your underage white girls. For years
>>687511573
Footballinenglandyoufuckingplebb
>>687516397
Das sieht aus wie higekackt und hingeschissen.
>>687515983
>Amerifats actually believe this.
>Lrn2redarmy
Your brainwashing education system.
>>687510429
We can take in more immigrants than you... Wait! You just beat us not too long ago at this.
Heil Merkel for cucking your country more than the government in the UK to it's populace.
>>687516417
Oh Hi!
>>687516397
A plate full of Hnnnng.jpg
>>687516256
probably because its true. because after the last war america said sorry no more empire for you britain. In fact in terms of the aftermath of ww2, you lost a great deal more than even germany. brits lost their empire, they were on rations until the mid to late 50's. Germans had that all sorted out by the early 50's. Until the 70's you were suffering from post war fatigue.
>>687516372
nah, british in the boer wars. admittedly they shared a place with the dutchfags on the old South African flag but still a brit invention
>>687516417
why do germans want to kill themselves?
>>687516976
Debt, Hitler, being German
>>687516922
Americans stood by the sideline more or less the whole war, came in in the last second and claimed that the victory was theirs, as always ignoring what everybody else did.
>>687510429
Be chads.
>>687516694
britain made no major troop contributions or actions after 42. the americans did most of the work. but as i said the soviets as a result ww2 occupied half of europe for the next 50 years. so america came second, and britian was a minor cheerleader next to america and canada
>>687510429
Brits can pronounce the word "squirrel" better than Germans.
>>687516813
it's allright fam. we're on the case!
>>687510768
>>687510768
Very much this.
Commit genocide
>>687516813
he's a cunt but she takes it to the next level. lock up your daughters, the new jihadi weapon is called a cock
>>687510976
kek
>>687517203
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
deluded pot smokin off-license visitor. the fridge is back there.... no serious historian would ever support that tripe
>>687516976
elections are all fake what kind of world are you living in
>>687517423
Eichhörnchen
>>687517570
malaya, kenya, the slave trade
I'd say you are better excusing yourself for your sins
>>687517621
>actual "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"-maymay
come on
>>687510429
bren > spandau
>>687511433
Germany is excellent at ruining other ones though
Build cars that break down......
How about resting on laurels?
>>687512591
dont forget them niggers, chinks and pakis we have
theyre all german decendents too
>>687513863
bullshit from a eurocuck
>>687512956
tfw when UK is on the UN security council and one of only a handful allowed nuclear weapons.
>>687517792
Take this and shove it up your weeaboo acorn-chan, you filthy kraut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejuK8_12Fmg
>>687517794
russians, jews, poles, gypsies mostly foreign so fair game. but homosexuals, mentally and physically disabled from your own population well that's killing your own, that's pretty fuckin low. need we go on?
>>687518280
to be fair, those kids are cringe
>>687511573
Hahahahahah
I'm British buck fucking hell mate, steady on there.
Fucking hell.
>>687517845
nope. after 42 the brits simply did not compare to the numbers of troops committed, the amount of money spent or anything else. u were paying your troops with american money. You were feeding your people with american money, and the americans threw in far more troops than you had. and even the american troop commitments were smaller than the troops committed by the russians. you ought to feel ashamed of yourself. the fact is a nation of about 60 million took on the best armies in the world for 2 years ( a bit suicidal ) and bested them for two years until they ran out of steam. you empire by contrast was built on shooting unarmed brown people in warm tropical locations ( you call this conquest, today it would be called war crimes) - hence the great slaughter of britbongs in field battles in ww1. The really funny thing about your empire army was that a bunch of maoris with sticks were able to break up your infantry charges and forced the queen to concede the fact that nz belonged to them in treaty. ffs
>>687518280
WOW
now you say Eichhörnchen
>>687512329
We won that one world cup that one time!!! No we will not shut up about it!!!
>>687518280
also, germans are better at speaking english than brits at german or any other language
>>687518171
the nuclear weapons that america makes for you, does not allow you to service and tells you to buy - altho it lets you pay for them. sounds like a great deal...kek
>>687518665
don't need too! german isn't a global language but english is a global language :D
>>687512126
I can't dispute #4 and 5 but the other ones are just wrong, the Germans have been the trade center of Europe for hundreds of years and, is the largest ethnic group in US and is spread all over Europe. (holding india and parts of africa for a few years doesn't count as colonization)
Also if a retarded austrian faggot wasn't in charge, Germans would've won the Battle of Britain
>>687515287
And still lost, pretty impressive kek
>>687518810
that's because english is the international language of commerce, air traffic, sea traffic wonder why it's not german?
>>687517976
My nigger.
>>687518665
Acorn-chan, krautsucker.
>I defecate in the wurst with power and majesty
>I edgeaculate in the kraut with the rich seamin
>the kraut food is pragnated
Aaaahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>687519261
what I mean is that brits simply suck at learning other language. they are to stupid to pronounce the easiest words
Music.
>>687519143
oh how we laugh at your delusions
They can win World Wars better kek
>>687519183
sure, taking on the whole world is stupid. but now they have achieved the same thing, they run the largest market in the world and own it. you will probably have your referendum fixed, and be forced to remain in the new german empire that is europe. kek. u like bratwurst?
Win world wars.
>>687519571
and what I mean is why do they need to learn word perfect german when so few people speak that langauage
>>687510429
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>687510768
Second best oral hygiene in the world, second to Germany but still one of the best!
>>687518660
Yeah but America is just our B team
>>687519781
brits have never won a world war. they like to help start them, but then they find they cannot finish them. then they call other people for help. they do make good shitposters tho.
>>687519847
Ha faggot. I said it first.
>See >>687519847
>>687519605
Kekeró
>>687519796
German empire ran by appointed corrupt officials in Belgium Kek
>>687515894
>flack vest
says enough about your military knowledge
>>687510429
>>687519013
anyway german is still a better language than english.
>>687519962
no. u are americas cuck, its side kick. u pay for the privilege. u are so scared of european power that still today you cling to her skirts. its like you are actually just one of americas foreign possessions with grand grand delusions of grandeur. the delusions thing, the brits do that pretty good. nicht so?
>>687520356
how?
>>687519261
>>687520309
See what I mean?
>>687520356
Germanfags still can't pronounce acorn-chan right.
>>687520153
u like bratwurstchen with that?
>>687520197
nein. about my english.
>>687511754
>german
I think you mean Arab
>>687520079
And... What do you want? A fucking medal?
cheese for one thing, nigga
beer. german beer is famous but I think the variation in traditional british beers is far greater. but it's possible I'm wrong, it's not like I know much about obscure german beer
honestly I'm struggling a bit (football? no. cars? no. evil but cool uniforms? no...) but to me germans are our /b/ros so i don't even give a fuck.
I suppose one thing I'd give us britons is we're pretty level-headed as a country. we keep the revolutions and crazyasfuck leaders to a minimum, but we don't need them because we just make steady progress, not necessarily always the leader in everything but always close to the front.
I might revise this slightly if brexit because it's fucking insane.
>>687511025
Prussian's not Germans.Remind me. Where is Prussia now?
>>687520466
Nah I see them more as all the violent, inbred religious outcasts that left our country became rabid and deluded after years of cancerous reproduction, and we just unleash them when we ever need a problem sorting out
>>687510429
World War 2
Banking
>>687520738
actually it's hebrew?
>>687511175
That's Italy.
>>687516601
trashy chav girls suckin dick for drugs n beer. wglhen they got passed around then they cry...who cares. in germany your girls are way more liberal
>>687510429
Have the 3rth most powerful army in the world while the German barely exist?
>>687520828
>britbro detected
>>687520622
You are supreme ruler of a sinking ship, enjoy your bratwursts while you can before you get dragged under by all the other immigrants
>>687520503
it is like having dick by the pound you will never find out.
>>687520805
give him a 'we won the world war delusion' medal for consistent and predictable and knee jerk bullshit. The fact that the americans and the russians don't run around telling everyone they meet that they won the second world war, ( because they did) shows that british people, when telling others about their victorious rescue don't actually believe it themselves.
>>687519571
we don't need to learn any other languages because the whole world speaks our language. l2 empire noob
>>687511754
>wrong
>>687516422
>>687518660
>the brits simply did not compare to the numbers of troops committed
if you just go by number of troops then the Chinese had the best army in WW2
The British fought the war with technology, not zerg rush tactics. If the British Navy hadn't cleared the Atlantic of U-Boats then America would never have been in a position to fight Germany; likewise Britain kept the Luftwaffe from achieving air superiority, and did huge damage to Germany's war effort by carpet bombing German cities. Also, the greatest logistical problem that Germany faced was lack of oil - denied to it by Britain's victory in the North African theatre, which kept the oil wells of the middle east out of German hands. Russia's only accomplishment was to throw so many bodies at the Germans that they ran out of ammo, while the US only committed actual troops after the result was already a foregone conclusion.
>you empire by contrast was built on shooting unarmed brown people in warm tropical locations
this coming from a nation that went from 13 states to 50 by slaughtering Native Americans. Britain had to fight the other European powers across 5 continents in order to win its Empire. Meanwhile the greatest victories the US had were against Mexico.
> the great slaughter of britbongs in field battles in ww1
and an even greater slaughter of Britain's enemies. In case you'd forgotten, Britain won that war. The final breakthroughs of the Hundred Days campaign were largely due to Britain's pioneering use of combined arms tactics. All America's troops did was show up late and get slaughtered due to incompetence (as usual). Not that we didn't appreciate having some more cannon fodder to keep the Germans occupied, but it was British skill that actually won WW1
>maoris with sticks
actually they had guns sold to them by European traders, and the fact that Britain was able to mount combat operations on the other side of the world at all is more than most countries at the time could do.
>>687520356
Come on son, I like German but how about fuck genders and a million words for "the" and retarded literal words like Krankenwagen? I mean come on. Schifffahrt?! Are you srsly?
>>687521343
>The fact that the americans and the russians don't run around telling everyone they meet that they won the second world war, ( because they did)
Wat
I would have said food, but then I thought of Sauerkraut and Halbe Haxe. I would have said wine, but sadly not a chance. Beer? Not really. Chocolate. Yes, chocolate. We do know how to make chocolate in UK. And we do turn out the odd very good singer (and don't talk to me about 99 Luftballons). Music in general though, well, I would say it's a bit of a draw. But the women; I love German girls. German is not a very good language to be romantic in, though. It's easier in English - not as romantic as French, but defo easier than German. Cars - well, Germans have us beaten hands down - as it is with pretty much all industrial processes, precision engineering
.. and above all else.. the British still turn out the best policemen in the world.
be a first world country
>>687520978
banking...hmm lets see. big world reach yes.
precipitated a crisis in 2008 that lost them more money that they ever made in profit. ja check.
aha - cucked the britbong tax payer and convinced them to pay the bankers back the money they lost .... ok so pretty impressive bankers.
>>687510429
not exist.
Brits do that better because 'Britain' is a fiction.
not kill 6 million people of a certain religion
>>687521483
wat seconded. they both love talking about it as much as the brits, except the brits don't think it began in 1941. and the brits weren't attacked first, they genuinely did join because it needed to be done, even if it was still later than it should have been.
>>687521284
your criminal gangs are already shipping the calais scum over the channel. leave the eu and france will go, what the fuck we dont care if they want to go to uk.....
>>687521878
another inaccurate bullshit cunt spreader.
Hitler never declared war on any 'Britain'
he declared it on England.
FACT
>>687521930
We'll build a wall xdddd
keeping refugees at bay.
>>687515983
USSR effort in WW2 > USA effort in WW2
if anything the russians saved us by forcing the Germans to split their army on multiple fronts, the eastern front being the most heavily reinforced
>>687522167
you have the sea, and now u need a wall? you are relying too heavily on the american influence i see
>>687522057
And as if to add further bullshit, you fail to point out that Britain declared war on Germany, not the other way round.
>>687521462
we also bave fucked up german speakers that replace der, die, das with deh
>>687522279
>refugees
only 1 percent are, the rest of them are illegal immigrants.
>>687521533
Oh yeah, I forgot music. No way is it a draw if you consider popularity and influence in terms of today's music. OK, ze Germans have Bach and Wagner and Beethoven etc. so there is that. But if we're counting in this thread them we might as well count the British Empire. In terms of popular music, the USA is the only country that comes remotely close, and they're still second place in my opinion, even if they have been responsible for a fuck load of awesome shit. The Germans have Kraftwerk, which in terms of influence is pretty good, but I don't need to write a list of the fifty British artists that are comparable in terms of significance, do I?
>>687522057
i think most germans are confused and ignorant of your nations thing. they say england and they mean the whole thing. in fact i think for a long time they were confused about why those islands over there are not one country. so if he actually meant the english, I don't know. but ok.
Join the British army move to your country and shag your women.
>>687522369
correct.
russians also lost more. but in the end they won more too. half of europe. for 50 years.
>>687522057
wait, did you actually read a single letter of my post?
>>687522670
Thinking about it more carefully, I would have to agree with you. Good grief, would this be a first for /b/ ?
>>687510429
World Wars
>>687522816
>>687522497
And that's the way it should be. Not waiting for the Axis to come to them like some pussies.
>>687522894
stfu nigga
>>687522816
or afghanistan without equipment and ....
>>687523062
Without equipment? Educate yourself
>>687510429
Create and maintain empires. I say this as a half German half British man. Other than that the Germans take the cake
>>687521321
>it is like having dick by the pound you will never find out.
i don't know. i never had a dick in my pound faggot!
>>687522990
It was a fine hour for our country. To think we actually cared so much about Europe, and Poland in particular that we were willing to go to war with Germany over it with all of that loss of life, and hardship for the nation, a war debt that took so long to pay off.
Now look at this nation, haggling over brexit or not. Where is our bigger picture now, our vision for a United Europe? How small and petty we have become.
>>687511754
What about dogs?
Fucking spacko
>>687522990
start a fight they could not finish on their own.....require rescue.
>>687523057
There I was, thinking about higher things, grander visions for Europe, our relationship in this post-colonial, post slavery, post war world and you reduce it down to schoolyard name calling. That's not cricket, sir.
Oooooh ... Sport! We have invented more sports than the Germans.
Can't beat the fuckers at any of them now, of course.
>>687523254
u dont remember british troops having to beg canadians and americans for equipment, the soldier whose mother sued the mod for sending her son into a war zone without equipment. you dont remember unarmoured snatch wagons being shredded by ieds?
>>687511616
Gotti is nice. Not very popular though.
>>687524008
I think we could probably beat them in rugby and cricket, but that's probably because they don't give a fuck about them.
Germans have a better word for brits than brits for germans. germans call brits Inselaffen ( island monkeys ).
brits call germans krauts. I guess the germans might also call u a food item, if u had anything that could actually be considered to be food.
All jokes aside Germany is a pretty fucking cool country. Can drive along a road pull over by a seedy caravan hop inside and fuck a whore for €30. The beer is cheap as shit buy a crate for €10 take the empty glass bottles back and they give you €4. The only thing is German people are arrogant as shit and they're fashion sense is terrible bright orange fleece green trousers and crocs.
>>687516694
The only reason the REDARMY!! didn't starve to death was because of US aid.
>>687524151
What about the American forces begging for our ECM because it is a fact that it's the best one out there.
>>687524683
> fashion sense
UK has the SAS, one of the best regiments in the world. He who dares wins
>>687524008
Brits are actually ok for the most part
I think germans and brits are much the same in many ways.
Its just bantz. Hope you stay tbqh. Although I think sometimes everyone has idiots they could ship off somewhere far away.
Handle their jews
Australia is better than them both anyway
>>687522369
>if anything the russians saved us by forcing the Germans to split their army on multiple fronts
That is exactly backwards. Stalin literally begged Churchill and Roosevelt to opem a second front ASAP, and thought that delays in invading Western Europe were a plot to allow the Germans to destroy Russia and come to a negotiated peace.
You faggots are really ignorant.
>>687523531
Nice post.
Made me think...
What a guy!
Win a war.
/thread.
>>687525047
>ECM?
help me. Google says electronic content management system. kek. sure its not what you are talking about
what is ecm?
>>687523884
Maybe it was worth trying anyway. Maybe they thought it was important enough that others would join too, but someone had to do something immediately. And to be fair, France declared war at the same time and the British probably thought with all that fucking army and defence the French had they would have a shot on land. I think that would have been a fair assumption even if it turned out to be not quite true.
By the way, I think it's worth pointing out that although the British couldn't finish it alone, they managed to keep it going on their own (with a lot of help from colonies and former colonies of course) for long enough that the war was still winnable by the time others joined. I don't know enough to say for sure but I think it would have been a fucking mess for everyone if the British had surrendered or remained neutral.
>>687521776
>>687510429
English. They usually speak better English than the Germans.
>>687510429
Bitch and moan.
Brits: 1
Germans: 0
>>687524578
I like that our rude words for other people are mostly pretty mild.
>>687510429
>Bitch and moan.
>Having incest sex
Brits: 2
Germans: 0
>>687525164
>he
>>687510921
>>687510924
More like suck a dick to have somebody help ya.
Such is way of the queen.
>>687510429
Win world wars
>>687511025
They lost the 2 big ones though.
Most big wars before WW1, we were allies.
>Got their asses kicked in North Africa
>Got their Air Force decimated in the Skies over Southern England
>Royal Navy obliterated the German Navy to the point that the remnants were too scared to leave port (Minus U-Boats)
>>687525526
we are where we are. have been for 60 -70 years. I think our grandfathers and great grandfathers would smack us about the ears for being a bunch of lazy layabouts who know nothing of what went on. we really should not trade on their suffering in our little bantz.
Lets keep this to modern times, we were there kind of stuff so our grandparents don't turn in their graves.
>>687526080
>Being delusional about their own importance
GOD SAVE THE WHORE.
Brits: 3
Germans: 0
>>687510429
World Wars.
>>687525519
Radio jamming or communications jamming is the deliberate transmission of radio signals that disrupt communications by decreasing the signal-to-noise ratio to the point where the target communications link is either degraded or denied service.
Long story short a big fucking bubble that saved a fuck ton of lives out there
>>687510429
win wars
/thread
>>687511493
*claps*
Great job yay
>>687526315
aha. jamming.
ok good. 1 ecm for helmets. I guess it worked out ok then.
>>687526315
electronic counter measures.
>>687511493
> couldnt get the flag right
Great job, pal!
>>687520828
> fello gov'na detected
>>687525224
I really hope that there is a quiet majority out there who get it, and will vote to stay in Europe. This is too big to make some impetuous, fuck you kind of vote on. It really needs the bigger picture painted for the great unwashed, the Hoi Polloi to understand. Where we lack inspirational leaders - hah! In former times, woud BoJo or Nigel Farage, or God help him Michael Gove have survived five minutes in a debating chamber with Churchill, or even Eden? - nobody is providing the LEADERSHIP that our sheeple need to follow. I hope that there are enough people in this country - a quiet, nearly silent majority I am hoping - who see the EU as something more than an experiment that can be abandoned.
>>687526315
supposedly so secret you're not allowed to take notes during the briefing, you're not supposed to talk about the kit to US troops even....
yet when you pull into an Iraqi police station and they can't open the car door on their vehicle with their keyfob and approach your vehicle and ask if you can turn the ECM off so they can get into their car... it kind of becomes apparent that every fucker knew about the stuff anyway... especially as half the police were Iranian backed shia militiamen too
>>687527582
As a fellow Brit I think our problem is we fawn over the Queen to the detriment of political stuff that actually matters.
>>687510429
Winning WWI
Winning WW2
I'm guessing these are the things you are still salty about, nazi fag
>>687510429
Winning World War 2.
>>687527675
Just get taught how to use it and what it does can't be told about the inner workings and at any point if you believe your to be captured you are told to blow it up with a grenade.
>>687527582
I hope so too. Everyone is watching with baited breath. I am hopeful.
>>687528205
The Britts won shit. Amerifats and Russrapists won the war.
>>687510701
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUQ0nNN95gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6U6Hhy_2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5L9SExquao
>>687527582
>>687527951
The whole western world is in some kind of crazy turmoil, grom trump to golden dawn ( gone now) to hofer to johnson and gove. we see. as I say I am hopeful
>>687528356
Britain was part of the allies, and the allies won, therefore Britain won.
>>687510429
We're better at building boats. And sinking German ones.
>>687528291
we were told you can just shoot it...
though in the one vehicle we did abandon out there... (albeit with all the kit retrieved) we destroyed the vehicle itself with a phos grenade
... then later when signing back the remaining vehicles to the joint support unit a conversation along the lines of 'we lost one white fleet vehicle REG XXXX'
'OK can you give the co-ordinates to so and so and we'll arrange recovery'
'sorry, we burnt it'
MT WO wasn't too chuffed...
>>687528356
Still won more than the Germans. :^)
>>687510429
The war.
>>687510429
Winning world wars.
Spreading the English language around the world
>>687511175
Brit here, that's something Germany does very well with migrants. Not that we're perfect: Rotherham.
>>687529051
touche
>>687528356
Fuck off mate, the Americans didn't do jack compared to Russia. If we'd listened to them strategically Operation Torch never would have happened and we'd all have got massacred trying to retake Dunkirk in the early war and hold, no joke, hold a line in France with our backs to the sea and kill the major German regiments that way. Not fucking likely. Their economic contribution was decent but tbh there was no valour in that since they were making profit off German war industry just the same, American businesses didn't care where the coin came from. The Russians won the war for us by making meatgrinders out of Stalingrad and Kursk, and we capitalised on the opportunity with North Africa and Italy and by holding our own in the air war.
Gargle America's balls
>>687526243
>>687525961
>being this butthurt
>>687528889
Yeah it's like being a football fan. You didn't go to training, you didn't score the goals but you paid your monies and wore the scarf. So youse a winnar. Good.
>>687528903
Blohm & voss
>>687511754
>all inhabitants
pakis aren't german
just like arabs or roaches
sorry mesut
>>687514410
1 pint = 0.5683 litre
Maß = 1 litre
>>687522057
L2 history. At this period of time the term England was encompassing of all of Britain. A good example being that David Lloyd George actually signed the treaty of Versailles as the prime minister of England. It wasn't until the late 30's when Scottish independence became popular that the concept of England meaning solely England became a thing even in Britain.
>>687530482
Unlike the war, this never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFvu_s4Edo
Win Wars
>>687516022
1 L is a large beer
do you even try?
>>687510429
>ITT: Name one thing Brits can do better than Germans
Successfully ethically cleanse a people
>>687522482
Technically we English already did it to keep out the Scots with Hadrians wall.
>687531579
>687531579
>ITT: Name one thing Brits can do better than Germans
Destroy a city
>ITT: Name one thing Brits can do better than Germans
Build a better bomber
>ITT: Name one thing Brits can do better than Germans
Incinerating people
>>687531698
I thought the romans made hadrians wall. and they made it to prevent the scots from fleeing after a raid so the troops could catch them and kill them as they tried to go back over. but ok. bantz points to you
>>687510429
Make someone from another country post in our language because they know it's the dominant one
>>687522711
>i think most germans are confused and ignorant
My old history teacher thought there were
gas chambers in those concentration camps.
>>687510429
Darts, not that anyone cares.
Rugby
TEA AND BISCUITS!
>>687512350
This so much this
>>687532553
kek. worth a save
