Just found out my dad has cancer for the 3rd time, can we get a YLYL thread?
>>687496179
Better than a fucking BAAAAAW thread.
Hope your dad gets better.
looks like your thread has cancer too
>>687496699
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well... lets hope he dies this time!
>>687496958
Lost hard
>>687499107
lost
>>687496699
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687500080
delicious pasta
>>687497588
>ALSA
>not pulseaudio
At least you tried.
>>687496179
Jezus keeps calling your father op, why doesn't he answer?
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking rage comics and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit.
>>687501685
Get a life.
>>687501653
>>687496699
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
>>687501739
it is actually pretty sad that you took the time to collect all of these and then post them. i bet you are giggling like a little girl
>>687501653
Mmmm, yeeeees. Give it to us. Awwwww, delicious.
>>687502037
I jerk off to Granny porn all the time so this is cool with me familiar
>>687502185
What's wrong with you man? Are you autistic or brain damaged? Like honestly curious as to what's wrong with you.
>>687502393
>>687496958
Witnessed this beauty. It was wonderful.
>>687502361
Why do some like big breasts?
Why do some like asians?
Why do some like small breasts?
Why do some like watching girls peeing?
It's a fucking fetish. Deal with it. You're not any less perverted than a grannyfucker. Unless you have absolutely no fetishes outside of wanting to bang girls of any size and age. Then I feel sorry for you. Fetishes are the best.
>>687496699
>>687502628
Usually it's because of some event in their past. You get molested by an old lady?
>>687502628
I have a little sister fetish which is 10X more healthier than your fetish you sick fuck.
>>687502852
Not the grannyfucker. I prefer scat.
>>687496179
Already lost
>>687502863
Kek, not for your sister
>>687502974
Anyone poop on you as a child?
>>687496179
third time's a charm buddy
>>687503022
Jokes on you, I don't have a little sister ;_;
>>687503143
Nope. Just found scat videos randomly around age 20. Dong expanded and I accepted it. Fetishes are awesome.
>>687496699
Keked and checke`d double dubs
Mfw i work with seniors and these pics make me wanna vomit. And i see naked old people all the time. Ugh wtf is wrong with you people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTWGaM1ZQMs
>>687498371
You're the real cancer here
>>687504099
no_u.jpg
>>687502815
video?
>>687498021
Guess his friends never been to an American prison...