Rekt thread - Clean Edition (meaning no gore no blood, Only pure Rekt)
>>687488183
haaahaha
>>687488183
If the fucking idiots had left the cat alone it would have jumped back up on its own. Instead they killed it.
>>687488183
>>687488245
Geez... and on caturday? Come on
>>687488491
oh no, did that trigger you? I bet you felt bad for the gorilla too.
>>687488527
>saturday
>it's fucking thursday
americans
>>687488605
Fuck you.
>>687488578
wtf not that guy, the fun with these threads is to see how bad ppl fuck up in wierd ways.
stop trying to hard to be edgy
>>687487808
man thats satisfying
>>687488772
telling people they are edgy make you super edgy.
>>687488772
fuck cats
they are vermin that destroy ecosystems. one less of the disease infested rodents to worry about
protip: they were probably trying to kill it
>>687488940
So what does telling people that tell people that they are edgy that they are super edgy make you? Metaedgy? Hyperedgy? Edgissimo?
>>687489256
>fuck cats
>infested rodents
biologist spotted
>>687489373
Edguy
>>687489256
it could have been a dog or anyother thing, the funny part was not the cat, it was the people handling the situation
>>687489256
You are a nigger.
>>687488940
oh no, did that trigger you? I bet you felt bad for the edgy anon too.
>>687489634
You are nothing.
>>687488491
Actually, it lived, just got paralyzed, still stupid tho
>>687488245
>>687488183
Fucking cats deserved to die. I would piss on that corpse
>>687488689
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>687489879
Still beter than a nigger
post WWI rekt
>>687490285
hahahaha fuckin faggots
>>687490166
Your empty reply was as predictable as the nothingness you are. Please leave, your hollowness is creating a void here
>>687490285
did they all swallow a grenade?
>>687490166
I'm not the same fag you replied to, nigger
>>687490568
no,they saw ur mother
>>687490568
Just shelling survivors.
>>687490137
no u
>>687488183
Fucking stupid cats. A dog would never do this, because dogs aren't fucking stupid.
>>687490714
kek, u have the original?
What was the story behind the bitch that got lit on fire that was posted yesterday?
>>687490117
why?
>>687491351
fucking rekt
>>687489256
please explain to me why humans are not vermin to the planet?
>>687488245
god cat
>>687491385
9/11 would bang
>>687490579
holy shit its slender man
>>687491441
dude wut explain
>>687491150
thats what u get for not looking past the bus before running out from behind it. fucking idiot. deserves every injury they got.
>>687491441
dafuqqing story?????????
>>687491618
haha :D did you watch pewd's video too??
>>687488245
8 lifes remaining
>>687490579
>>687491441
nice, i would have lost to the filename but was too horrified, i really should lurk more
>>687489256
>talks about ecosystem
>forgets humans introduced cats too them
>forgets humans damage ecosystems the most
Moron
>>687491385
Why she has scrotum on her chest?
>>687491703
Broken ribs
>>687491934
I haven't laughed that much in a long time
>>687491454
cause humans give a fuck
cats that have been shit out on mass do not
>>687491441
here the history http://www.primiciasya.com/internacionales/Todo-sobre-la-muerte-del-cantante-Cristiano-Araujo-en-un-accidente-de-transito-20150625-0017.html
>>687491703
propably blunt force trauma caused the ribs to shatter and burst a lung, leaking air into the chest cavity and bulge out in the part where ribs are pulverized.
The air leaked into the chest cavity causes pressure where the lung a cant properly expand, hence the frantic gasping for air
>>687491987
Where the fuck did you go to med school?
>>687488183
I wish animals would just evolve a bit already.
Like, come on that was clearly a human helping out.
Just.. fuck. It's annoying to see sometimes.
>>687491703
>>687491759
Collapsed ribcage, dude wriggling around because it hurt so much to breathe because the bones probably punctured his lung
>>687490117
Edgy kid is edgy. If only girls from your class knew how edgy you are!
>>687491366
she murdered a taxi driver
>>687491417
Hollow Man's skin
>>687491354
story?
>>687491385
What kind of condition is that?
>>687491934
Schnecke
>>687492214
father-son murder suicide i think
>>687490579
Nightmare fuel.
>>687491150
Lol what's with the women to the right?
Did the car send out a shock wave and push you back, or?
>>687492288
I dunno what it's called, but it's a miss placement of the heart. I just wonder how he lived so long.
>>687492117
shutup you aren't a doctor.
>>687488183
this is a metaphor for all human behavior
see 'get the stick' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHOQ6AQ3Rc
>>687491934
this guy is really gonna enjoy prison...
>>687492312
Don't post shit from reddit here you scumfag
>>687491441
>>687491759
>>687491786
Not OP, but it looks to me that he's either destroyed all of his ribs on that side, and his breathing is pushing his inflamed lung and torso, or his lung has collapsed (most likely still broken ribs) and his breathing is pushing against his torso because it's now loose in a larger reservoir.
>>687492401
MOTHERFUCKER!
Then what's a rely thread with out gore?
>>687492505
Good cop, grabbing her so she doesn't interfere with th- oh shit what the fuck bro.
Nigger
>>687492725
Lying fucking skeleton
>>687492401
>>687492401
I don't get this one
>>687488183
getting the cat became more important than the actual cat. the welfare of the cat was irrelevant
>>687491351
bet he got lynched by those sheboons.
>>687492732
nah fuck her, if the cops are arresting someone you dont just run up. Cop did good far as I'm concerned.
>>687492883
bootlicking faggot kys
>>687492725
Skelet fucker with your silver tongue, begone
>>687492850
Apparently pouring out cheap branded chocolate milk is rekt thread worthy, its an ongoing joke the newfag prebs love too go on about.
>>687492401
Its supposed to be a 40 oz man.
>>687492312
lol did he get struck in the head by lightning?
and by the way im about to destroy whoever is behind captcha...click on the signs, click on the storefront, click on the fucking river...OR CLICK 50 TIMES TO MAKE THE FUCKING IMAGE DISAPPEAR AND THEN IT DOESNT VALIDATE ANYWAY
ID FUCKING RATHER SPAM THAN HAVE TO FILL OUT ONE MORE GOD DAMN CAPTCHA
and no, im not giving mook money
newfag trying to be a newfag and succeeding.
next he'll be telling you he has sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>687492944
poor piggy
>>687490117
kek it didnt die
>>687493083
I have sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>687488605
>implying amerifags are stupid
>>687492880
TOP KEK
>>687493077
getting the sign click one correct on first try is all skill bra
>>687492880
lol I wish I could see what happened
>>687492401
GODDAMIT DUDE WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS 1000000000 TIMES
>>687493217
please tell me you shut the lights off and stay under the sheet. we have youngsters in here today.
>>687490579
Crip walking like a bau5
>>687492401
such a waste, only a fucking demon could do something like this
>>687488578
Pleb
>>687493247
story?
>>687493301
Fap Fap Fap
>>687492505
would anybody care if the cop did that to a man? I doubt it
>>687493247
laughed at the groovy dance.
>>687490579
Commence to jigglin
>>687493247
walk the saur @:27
>>687493518
>asian man in a salon
>stands up and shoots two women
>both dead
>struts away like a champ
YW
>>687490410
Lol.
Actually trying this hard
>>687493301
moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>687493222
Well, they are. Donald trump is leading for christ sake.
>>687487808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTnBMfsKfM
>>687487808
Plz sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrQ_0dQCgU
>>687488183
>>687488245
Cats have perfect function of their body while in the air. They can always get their body around and spread their legs to glide and safely hit the ground.
>>687493247
but, but, making guns illegal prevents this.
>>687493301
girls are fucking morons
>>687493077
It's 20 bucks for a year, Ive had it about one month and its already paid for itself as far as Im concerned. Stop being such a fucking kike and cough up the shekels.
>>687491934
Praise the wormman and his pick up skills. I bet he banged both those chicks immediately after.
>>687494024
yes
>>687493833
cannon fodder
>>687493833
Welcome, new source of nightmares
>>687491851
Defs
>>687493821
explain pls
>>687493301
does anyone have a source for this?
>>687493833
What a fucking psychotic piece of shit, no doubt she is an anime fiend and loves too cosplay.
>>687488183
Cats are actually safer the farther up they fall from. Terminal velocity is pretty benign for a cat, and it would have walked away if they knocked it off cleanly instead of towards an edge.
>>687494273
What the fuck happened?
>>687494273
awesome
>>687491698
That ball activated her autismo.
>>687494302
some people find no reason to live anymore so they commit suicide, this kid is really smart because he did it young
>>687494302
Breath fast then hold. And you off.
no gore
>>687491703
>>687492214
Nerve gas
>>687494571
Paralyzed from the neck down
>>687493821
suicide
>>687494723
*boob grab*
>>687491197
Hello newfriend. Shouldn't you be in school?
>>687492556
Beautiful
>>687488183
huh, i guess cats don't always land on their feet
>>687494302
That was the day OP delivered
>>687493518
Guy wanted to marry the daughter, mom raised the marriege price. Guy got mad and killed them both.
>>687488183
i didn't see it land on its feet fucking pussy
>>687491441
New Alien leaked scenes
>>687494302
Starts hanging himself, suddenly realise dieing isn't really what you want so he tries raising his arm but oops no more oxygen left to move.
>>687491934
du dreckige fliese
>>687493077
Fuck up, you crying cunt
>>687493853
>implying donald trump isn't the right choice because your cuck country likes sucking boat people dick
Inb4 amerifag, ausfag fuck those boat niggas fuck off to boat nigga land.
>>687487808
Why don't people wear helmets?
>>687492944
You can do something like that with Tarpon in the Caribbean. You dive at night when they are around, and anything you hit with a light that fits in their mouth, they will eat.
>>687493301
Story ?
>>687492435
>>687495220
>beat up looking girl
>some guy keeps putting out cigs on her face
YW
>>687494893
I love how the one trying too murder the other is the one who gets fucked up.
>>687492399
She*, also cheked
>>687493853
how about you go read about what he stands for and stop listening to what the media and your super left liberal friends tell ya.
>>687495349
don't impose gender stereotypes on children you monster
>>687495220
>>687495339
other women did it because she is atractive and got much attention and much married cock
>>687491703
Sucking chest wound
>>687494822
Hilarious and original
>>687495190
Nothing too do with that bud, he is just a joke of a choice, it shows how fucking retarded you and your country really are when there are plenty of better options. Dickhead.
>>687492556
nice fake, look how the houses move after the explosion. well made fake almost got me
>>687488578
Not the damn gorilla's fault some human was too stupid/lazy to watch their fucking kid properly.
There's a policy of noninterference with animal on animal in the wild; it needs to be extended to animal on human everywhere.
>>687488183
It's that guy below with the stick that made it fall since the cat tried to reach it
>>687493601
ye ahaha
>>687494019
???
>>687495381
Nothing too do with this left liberal and right wing blah blah blah that you Amerifags go on about, he is just a joke. And your country look even more retarded than they already did after supporting him. Ignorant cunt.
>>687494859
is it summer yet?
>>687493301
is her forehead moving whiel talking?
>>687495220
WHO CARES
>>687495771
name three things he stands for that are retarded
>>687491351
File name
>>687492052
>humans give a fuck
Yeah, about money, and humans. In that order.
Everything else can get fucked far as we're concerned.
>>687495041
>suddenly realise dieing isn't really what you want so he tries raising his arm
I like to think is the mammal survival instinct
>>687493518
it was in thailand, these two girls shot were his future fiance and mother in law. They wanted some money. Some kinda thing you do for the parents in law. but after the first sum they wanted double. This is what happened at the meeting. He took out his gun and BLAM BLAM BLAM. killed em, then he danced away, in court he claimed it was to relieve himself off the stress caused by killing them...-_-
>>687492990
>mfw saw this shit 4 years ago
>"hurr it's a newfag thing, I'm not new hurr"
Kek
>>687495794
i like it so what
>>687495988
>>687496177
liking faked vids...
>>687491441
Flail chest?
>>687491441
Flail chest. Nasty shit. Right over the heart too.
>>687496357
So you have nothing? That's fine.
>>687492725
Fuck you skeleton. Liar.
>>687494302
Good wholesome fun.
>>687490579
what the hell is this? what happend to him?
>>687495988
nice bait
>>687496227
That's fucked.
>>687491354
>That filename
lmao
>>687493833
Catkins in real life.
>>687488183
I shit you not, the cat survived and it currently lives in a wheel chair
http://english.sina.com/china/p/2015/1026/859359.html
>>687488772
>>687496457
everything and who he is ?
The fact you think its hard is hilarious, you have no idea what a joke you and your entire hick nation are.
>>687496357
fuck off trying to turn every thread into politics or nation bashing.
Who gives a fuck what parcel of land you live on, clown.
>>687496641
Nerve gas.
>>687490410
You must be that "akward asperger freak with no friend" kind of guy.
>>687487808
HOLD THE DOOR
>>687496759
It's one thing to disagree with him, it's another to bash the entire country. Unless you want to engage on specific points, stop being chicken shit.
>>687493518
Nerve gas
>>687492874
*monkeys.
>>687495341
this is why i carry a large fucking noyfe on the line
>>687491351
>687491351
MISOGYNY
>>687492214
The player 2 as joined the game.
>>687490714
MODS
>>687497118
Idiots like him are the ones that start the "this country is better than that country" threads. Try and ignore them, you can't win arguing with stupid people.
>>687496100
makes me 80s feel
>>687491417
YOU SICK FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
>>687495220
mistress caught by wife apparently
>>687489817
Kek.
If you ever feels useless b, just think of it. Somebody got actually PAID to create this: https://uwm.edu/lgbtrc/support/gender-pronouns/
What has this world become.
>>687488245
fuck that's impressive
especially the cat in the background that jumps around like "AWWW SHIT NIGGA!!!"
in terms of physics, I assume cats, or at least that one, just have a very low terminal velocity, plus their legs are good at absorbing impact?
>>687494723
Thats one of the worst
>>687495577
>nothing to do with boat people
>>687491766
Yaaasss pewds is my <3 youtuber!!!! <3<3
>>687495577
I said I'm Australian you fucking newfag
>>687492166
This Happened in my country
>>687492328
Shnkek
>>687495729
kek
>>687495096
Nice breakdance compilation
>>687491351
That's fucking legendary. Jolly good show.
>>687492943
dumb fuck who doesnt understand how the world works. cops doing their job. cops want to return home alive and well to their families like anyone else. crazy bitch runs up and starts attacking. She may be fucking nuts. She may grab for their firearm and use it on them if she gets the chance. Shes in a volatile state of mind and who knows what the fuck she's capable of. You got to subdue a bitch like that and ensure the good guys get to go home to their families unharmed.
>>687497981
maaan fuck that shit RRRRRREE
>>687497717
pretty much
>>687491150
Should have been black paint, Black paint Matters.
>>687494273
Serbia strong, remove roach
>>687492505
that's not an Alabama Slam you fucking retard
>>687491226
Fuckin Black cows Matter !!!!
>>687495988
Building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico counts for all three, because it's the stupidest fucking idea I have ever heard in my entire life from a politician
>>687497981
that was good
10/10
>>687498566
I like this hot new single
Sorry im late. Another rekt thread? Here we go again. I told you guys I would be here all day. Dumping everything
>>687498967
Because no country has or still does use walls for security.
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
>>687491351
> Black Baboons Matter !!
>>687497353
go back to school kid
>>687492944
what a fucking faggot
>>687497981
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687498967
The wall? Okay. Depending on who you talk to they have their reasons. Personally I like it because a fence is fucking pointless against people who can squeeze through a small burrow beneath a thin fence. There is also the fact that he won't be able to get passed congress.
Okay. You're opinion on the wall. Two more.
