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Hey b are you as bored as me? No paper in bath so i just made a b sign with my hand
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Well then, show some of those boobs, they look fantastic!
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>>687485573
Can you even buy cameras that can only take <1mb pics these days?
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Was thinking about shaving this, wanna see it shaved?
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>>687485786
Yeah about that, my screen is broken right on the front camera sorry
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>>687485573
Give it a close up.
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>>687485795
nah... your vagoo looks deceased
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>>687485795
Yes please
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>>687486076
Okay...
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>>687485795
Spread dem pussy lips pls
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>>687485573
Just don't be a faggot and post those pics
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>>687485895
That doesn't explain anything, or even make sense.

Are you trying to say you can only use your front-facing camera? Because on most phones that's still a file size 10x what you're posting.
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>>687486077
For them dubs
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>>687486590
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>>687486590
Now we're talking.

Post tits, age, and location pls.
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good shit op. lets see them tits though
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>>687486590
Good job
Looks smooth af
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>>687486933
I can only take pics of my tits with the front camera which is low quality as that other anon said so take this instead
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>>687487111
Trips demands it
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>>687485573
man the harpoons!!! there she blows!
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>>687486590
Winar
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That pussy is perfect, let's see more mound!
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Bump for life
And moar pics
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wow !!!!more
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687486933 winner snapchat?
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>>687487497
Fuck you. Go fap to skeletor
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I'm out
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>>687487664
GTFO newgaf
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>>687485573
That mean i must show my dick with a B sign with my heand ,
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Ass pictures?
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>>687487262
Thanks but I'm more of a tits/age/location kind of guy.

Oh and that other anon was me.
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>>687487262
If you have a snapchat it would be welcome, i can trade hit picks w you
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>>687487497
Fag, she looks good
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Here but they are ugly anyways
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>>687487664
are you serious right now?
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spread pussy please
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>>687485573
an hero now plz
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>>687487982
yum
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>>687487982
those are perfect though
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>>687487982
Sexy
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some fingers please OP
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>>687487982
damn ugly indeed.
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>>687487982
I'd eat your pussy til you came and suck dem titties for as long as you want.

Dem good titties
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>>687487982
You lie, but I rather see the poopar
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I think they look really good
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>>687488264
stfu faggot
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Enema time chunkfish
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mooooooooooore plzzzzzz *.*
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Let's see that ass
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hey /b/ i'm also bored. And since all you newfags are falling for this bait without timestamp... plz tell me what bodypart to expose
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Roling for sharpie in pooper
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>>687488522
dubs has spoken
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>>687488511
Liver

Also this is old desu
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out of bath had fun heres your timestamp
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take a shit in the tub
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>>687488644
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an OP that actually delivers is something rare nowadays.
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>>687488511
Tits
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>>687488644
please more of that glorious pussy.
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>>687488644
A
W
S
O
M
E
Thx !
Have a good day/night OP !
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>>687488511
Pussy
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>>687488511
feet pls
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>>687488644
kik?
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>>687488644
Rolling for more V action
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>>687488820
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>>687488644
tits and timestamp
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>>687488644
seriously good job op
thank you have a great day
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>>687488644
Snapchat we rolled dubs
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Hey OP
Im a femanon
Must say you are gorgeous
Come sit on my face for a while?
~Time Stamp~
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>>687488644
Show face?
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Tits and time stamp
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>>687489124
>femanon
Traps aren't femanons
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Beatutiful body <3 would love to lay with you in the bath ~~~
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>>687488985
Calm down im real, faggot
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>>687489234
i only wish i had a cock
oh the things I could do <3
can i borrow yours?
~CHOP CHOP <3~
SUPER SUPER OLD PIC btw
was on dope pretty bad XD
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>>687488644
Learn to write a date correctly you filthy cunt. Month/day/year like you have been in a civilized country once in your life you dumb fuckin whore
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Op
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>>687489235
you have a gorgeous face. I would be seen in public with you.
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>>687489441
you has grammer issue? ^-^
oh DEARZ
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>>687487982
nice! i love them! awesome
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>>687489365
Fuck off, this thread is going somewhere
>>687489439
Shit, you can take my benis if it ment I could shoot cummies into you first.
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>>687489589
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>>687489441
fuck you amerifag
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>>687489235
do you beat your wife in that top you rancid dyke?
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>>687489439
>CHOP CHOP XD
kys.
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>>687489527
thank you anon <3
that is a lovely comment ^-^
pics plz?
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>>687489235
wow you look horrible but with potential. loose ~10 kg, drink more water, grow out your hair and learn to do your makeup properly. do all this and you'll probably be a 8/10. But right now you should be ashamed of posting pics you fucking trainwreck
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>>687489600
Tits are beautiful <3
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>>687489441
Fuck off hamburger.
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>>687489633
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>>687489441
Im european
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>Tiffany Salazar
>18 yr
>Selma, CA
Enjoy
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>>687489633
Hmmmmm
this is a hard decision to make
you can shoot cummies and i borrow your cock for a week?
not sure how u can re-attach later
but we will cross that bridge when we cum to it ^-^
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>>687489754
Fuck off bitch. Stupid Spidey.
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>>687489441
No, you uncivilised pleb, it's day, month, year.
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>>687489593
>>687489751
>>687489655

Fucking worthless savages. Kill yourselves.
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>>687489816
>>687488644
>>687487982
>>687487262
>>687486590
would date/10
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>>687489672
if i had a wife i probably would because i have very violent tendencies <3
only not OP~ if she marries me ill probably only leave a few belt bruises around her neck
idk... maybe cut a few fingernails off and suck on the blood coming out of her hands while she screams...
dunno we will see
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>>687489881
I fucking hate puns, they are litterally the butt end of comedy. It's like watching porn or reading a caption and the grammar is all wrong. Insta-boner kill. Pulling out of plans.
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And girls kiks or snapchats?
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>>687485573
What's your height and weight? Also closeup of that sexy belly please
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>>687489816
learn to take pics you filthy whore
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>>687485573
OP, ignore the cunts, can we see you playing withyourself?
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>>687489124
You have nice legs?
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>>687490123
Hmmm do i alteady know you?
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>>687490123
You are one psycho cunt. I like you. You may stay.
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>>687490132
~Has disappoints
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>>687490190
154 cm
And somewhere between 50-53 kg
Age 18
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>>687490368
........
maybe >->
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>>687490313
Sorry im outside now cand play anymore
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>>687490123
now that is
EDGY
D
G
Y
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>>687488511
butthole
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>>687490496
nice
roll for belly pics
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>>687490554
Jamie?
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>>687488985
Holy Fucking Shit. Tits actually exist for that meme.
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>>687490496
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>687489816
That explains your fuckin 10 pixel camera, you live in the fuckin savage lands where technology is mysticism and magic.
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>>687490393
Yes i stay for now.
Got work in about 30 mins.
fucking cock sucking faggots checking into my hotel every day. 'My tv doesnt work.'
Because you are a god damn moron ^-^
'my toilet wont flush'
Because you full of shit you fuck bitch slut ^-^
YEsss... but i love my job

FUCKING SHOW ASS OP PLZZZ ^-^
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>>687490123
what a fucking edgelord
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Fucking americans is why we can't even have correct timestamps. Day/Month/Year because thats what most of us do
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>>687490437
Also stop you fucking weeb, I love anime but this is some next level weebary. Fucking degenerate.
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>>687490596
Do you have kik?
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>>687490761
ofcourse they do, are you 12 and came here this week?
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>>687490798
Im op!! Are you jamie?
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>>687490761
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>>687490849
Guess what faggot, this is an American board, assimilate or die cunt.
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>>687490754
no dear afraid not :(
but op is gone now
so i bid you fairwell ~
HALLA ANON
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>>687488511
fucking superkek
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>>687489441
amerifag datestamp, civilized lol
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>>687491083
>comes on japanese imageboard meant for the discussion of anime
>THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD
But why though?
There's no oil on 4chan.org
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>>687491147
Not gone yet
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>>687491083
>being this new
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>>687489441
>being this dumb
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>>687490863
lol is that you in the tiara?
you fucking fag XD
that guy behind you fuck you good that night?
mmm now that id like to see...
fucking bent over like his bitch crying
ohhh daddy fuck my ass harder HARDER DADDY HARDER
can you show ^-^?
and to be honest i dont really watch anime anymore
i still like some of it but i just dont have the time anymore.
barely have time for /b/
but definitely have time for hentai <3
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Any chill people wanna Kik or Snapchat?
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>>687489441
Retard, day, month, year is how us Brits write the date.
Other than the fact we invented fucking English and we have been writing the date for at least a few hundred years before your retarded countryimmigrants, a chronological ascension makes far more sense... The second of June 2016, rather than June the second 2016.
Fucking Yanks. Go KYS
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>>687489441
In what Age was that actually! Like 1860 you dumb Fuck!
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>>687491083
we speak english because it's an american board, but will not use your date system and non metric fail
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>>687491286
>> japanese imageboard meant for the discussion of anime

you best be trolling nigger
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>>687491003
lol no my name is not jamie baby
show me your ass spread and ill tell you my name <3
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>>687491286
Not Japanese, servers have always been and still are in America, and creator and current owner also American. American fuckin board faggot. Learn some history, I know it's hard for a savage.
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>>687491395
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>>687491395
Is this supposed to be a bait?
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>>687491521
Owner is a chink
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>>687491395
thanks!
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>>687491509
he wrote it wrong, it was made after japanese imageboard for discussing anime, but it devolved into /b/
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>>687491521
>american imageboard cause the server is in 'MURICA
>being this ignorant
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>>687491395
Are you retarded or trolling about the pic.
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>>687491524
but no seriously
would love to watch you get fucked in the ass
mmm...
yeah that be nice.
that you in the tiara? brown hair?
.... can I fuck you in the ass ^-^
ill be your daddy <3
Ill put my strap on around me and teach you how to be my good little boy >.>
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>>687491644
owner is americhink
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>>687491716
Like several countries in the middle east, invaded by americans and turned into something it wasn't.
But those countries had oil, so that explains it.
So i don't get why unless there is oil in the 4chan servers
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>>687491798
>4chan.org
Not
>4chan.co.uk.
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>>687491935
still a chink.
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that edgy girl cand you post some pics before you leave for work??
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>>687491342
Do you have kik?
I'd love to chat with you when you're bored
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>>687491875
probably close to retarded
but i am completely serious
im very into guy on guy
brain is fried from about 15 years of heavy drug use so... yeah kinda burnt
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>>687492084
Then go on trap threads.
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>>687492066
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>>687489441
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>>687488644
Tina?
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>>687492393
Nope
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>>687490992
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>>687492066
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>>687492066
yes dear
just for you <3
what do you want to see?
they are old pics cuz dont have a good cam plus i was skinnier back then
im a lil chunky now my fat ass is probably around 150
but i can eat your pussy like no man could dream of
and would love u on my face <3
tell me what u want
i dont have long
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>>687485573
Hey.. You look exactly like my gf.
Where do you live?
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>>687492584
The "you look just like my gf" tactic
you guys are pathetic.
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this her too?
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>>687492507
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>>687492310
lol you bitch nigga cunt
i like your style <3
<---- my WoW account
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>>687492507
You may be able to eat her pussy like no man could. There is no denying there is this a possibility. But I can offer something better.


20% more
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>>687492695
hey you look just like my uncle.
where do you live?
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>>687492851
In your underage ass.
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>>687492841
>my wow account
>~lvl 7
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>>687492507
In a pussy eating competition I feel like I can beat this bitch. Just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you can eat it better than me you whore.
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>>687492584
Hey OP you look exactly like a savage... where do you live?
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>>687492983
that's hot.
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>>687492984
yeah it was really low
i dont play now
kinda miss it might restart ...
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>>687492695
Not a tactic. Was 100% serious.
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>>687490849

fucking 2nd world yurofags don't understand that we write our timestamps the way they're spoken, unless you know faggots that say "today is 2nd June" instead of "today is June 2nd"
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>>687492800
Checked
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>>687493051
renewed my sub a few hours ago.
it's boring as fuck, don't come back until legion.
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did the girls all gone now?
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Where did OP go? Show us your ass
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>>687489124
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>>687493006
prove it
all talk no game
sound like a basic bitch to me ;)
time stamp, cuz u probably look like the basic /b/ fat ass white guy that has never fucked a bitch like they need to be fucked.
let see... yeah
basic bitch nigga fucker.
come lemme show you how its done <3 ill make you my bitch and make your ass bleed like your grandaddy did when you were little
lets relive that tonight shall we ;)
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>>687493164
>2nd world yurofag
you've never been outside of good ol' 'MURICA, have you?
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>>687493354
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>>687493190
really? hm thanks for the warning
its been a few months since i played because of that. boredom... :/ could use that money for other things that are more important.
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>>687489439
You're tucking. Fat chicks aren't titless.
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>>687493354
But you're a trap?
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>>687488937
>>687488941
>>687490682

"Four more years"

of cancer
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>>687493492
i played 2 months of wod, did the latest raid on mythic, it's fun if you've never done it before but this one gets dull really fast, honestly, don't waste money on it, this expac simply isn't worth it.
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>>687493164
This is bait.
I refuse to believe that americans are THIS stubborn, uneducated, and stupid.
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>>687493357
Hey Eurofag, why don't you nuke us? Oh yeah that's right you can't. You have to ask the UN to do it. Whom we undeniably control with China. Rofl. How does it feel to live in a continent made up of cucked countries? The last you fags won a war with out America's help was pre 1900. GG.
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>>687493546
lol ok bitch
show me your cock ;)
PS~ Im loose as fuck so u gotta be big to please me
if you got a small cock then... i sowwy we just cant chill
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>>687489357
I feel bad for yr body, it's so nice but that face is horrendous.
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>>687493668
i rly wish i was
u have no clue how BADLY i really want a cock... son of a bitch -.-
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>>687493765
funny how an american directly wants to go to war.
you're just as bad as the sandniggers, just dumber.
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>>687493771
Was that a challenge?
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>>687493546

>> Tucking
>> Titless

Choose one
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>>687493715
ok yeah ill probably just spend that money on another steam game i havent gotten one in a while :/
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>>687493942
Spoken like a true cuck. "War is bad mmmmkay?"
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>>687493771
>PS~ Im loose as fuck
Christ, you ain't lyin'. I wouldn't fuck that Canyon Cunt with a rented dick. Have you been molesting horses or something?
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>>687493891
would smash/10
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>>687493979
... well yeah I guess you could say that
show cock plz?
PLZ PLZ PLZ must see >_>
really dont think you could satisfy me though
I have very... specific tastes
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>>687493891
Go take a bottle and shove it in maybe I'd believe you. Write mark on your tits too
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>>687493357

been to Canada- Montreal. Kinda fun but also bland and too fucking cold.

How much of Europe can be considered 1st world?
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>>687494084
>war is bad mmmkay
Straw man argument
When Americans grow up into real people they will understand
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>>687494084
>wants to go to war over how you're supposed to write some stupid shit
>calls someone a cuck for not wanting to go to war
yep, bait, as much as i hate americans, even i don't believe they are THIS ignorant.
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>>687494258
Got any angles that hide some of that lard? Tryin' to squeeze one out, here.
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>>687493091
Im with my bf now so im not her :)
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>>687493164

"Today is the second day of June"

> Today is 02/06

As an Australian I both want you dead and simultaneously agree with you

10/08 post
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>>687494111
Firstly, Checked.
Next, obviously she was molested by her uncle when she was growing up. That's why she's a dyke. But that's okay I love dykes.
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>>687494364
more than half of us
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>>687489441
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>>687494364
The American embassies are as close to 1st world as Europe gets...
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>>687494111
..... Maybe
my x i was with for like... 4 years? had a HUGE fucking cock
and fucked me a lot
... ALOT
plus i shot a baby out of there 3 years ago
I show u his huge dick...
god damn i miss that cock...
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>>687494258
Want to see more of that pussy. Do want.
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>>687493091
But i would like to see her just out of curiosity to see someone like me
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>>687493730

Do you know faggots that say things like "my birthday is 21st April" instead of "my birthday is April 21st?"

The first way sounds retarded. Who the fuck says that?
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>>687494364
basicly all of it, except for like 3-4 countries, stay in the western part of europe and you'll have a great time!
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>>687494568
>>687493942
>>687493489
>>687491798
>>687491524
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>>687494487
hmm not really i dont think
maybe have an old one
cum shot on your screen?
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>>687494468
When was the last war any European country won post 1900 with out American intervention?
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>>687494613
you're not really this stupid, are you?
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>>687494789
When I stop recking ur mom
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>>687494641
Christ, you're someone's MOM? Get the fuck off 4chan and go take care of your polka-dot baby, you coal burning slut.
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>>687494641

> Huge

As a straight male I've seen bigger

Fuck, as a straight male living in the incestuous cancer-hub of Tasmania I've seen bigger from a sample space of lterally 5.

Enjoy your cunt's low standards
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>>687494507
See Ausfag is far enough away from Eurocuckory he can see logic. I still have hope for our Kangaroo fuckin friends down under to be able to rise up to god tier.
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>>687494789
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>>687494529
hm... was not molested ever
but definitely would fuck my uncle...
just cuz he is quiet and i think it would be hott...
would fuck his brains out actually
sit on his face and drown him in my fat pussy lips and cream
ooo.... yeah thanks for that idea ;)
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>>687494737
My entire country and language.
And at least we know that all muslims pray to the east, so your bullshit map is invalid.
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>>687494737
you realise there are other languages than english, right?
jesus christ you must be autistic.
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>>687494642
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>>687495063
More bj pics
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>>687494789
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>>687494737
Amerifag here, you're fucking retarded. "It's my birthday is on the 21st of April"
All you have to do is add more words you lazy prick.
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>>687493891
id eat your bubblegum
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>>687495249
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>>687494855
Is your country a world power? If not enjoy 2nd world status faggot.
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>>687494568
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>>687493942
And fatter. Don't forget fatter.
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>>687494641


Huge?? Okay??? If you insist...
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>>687485573
Fake and gay

Sage
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>>687495105
>>687495145

Maybe in another language that format is acceptable when speaking, like in Spanish saying you have a car red.

But in English you're a fucking retard if you say it like that, so why write it like that?
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>>687495378
yes plz
going to work guys
its been fun
bye anons
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>>687495037
>As a straight male I've seen bigger
>I've seen bigger
>straight male
"straight males" don't check dudes out, Nancy
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>>687495063
The fuck?
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>>687495447
got any creampie pics of that meaty cunt hole?
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>>687495464
impossible to reason with, ot's like talking to a brick wall.
read >>687495367 and see what a decent american says.
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>>687495208
Amazing, thanks
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>>687495063
Have you any non-nigger fucking pix, or are you strictly into zoo?
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>>687495367

lol nobody fucking says "It's my birthday is on the 21st of April".

>When is your birthday?
>April 21st

>When is your birthday?
>The 21st of April

Which one doesn't sound like a conceited autist?
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>>687495447
Wow I'd be turned on if you weren't so god damn ugly
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>>687495598
because i grew up learning it in a different way and i'm not changing so an amerifat can feel comfortable.
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>>687495713
strait males can still watch porn and tell when an object is big or small.
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>>687495950
>>687495854
getting ready for work now cant find my clothes...
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>>687495713

Orgies are a wonderful thing
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>>687495063
damn you're pretty hot.
got any more pics?
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>>687496267
Yes newfag you're so clever and special for pointing out bate on a website where everyone is posting bait. Kill yourself
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>>687496281
Got any cumshot pics?
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>>687496281
fake and gay.

not a single fucking time stamp in this bitch.
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>>687496281
i don't know why, but your body is so god damn hot to me.
got any more pics?
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>>687495976
>conceited autist
>lol nobody fucking says
You're literally more autist than me. I agree posting day first is fucking retarded. But saying what you said was fucking retarded. English can be rearranged and changed. Other Cuck languages can't.
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>>687496303
When women are present, yes.
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>>687489441
Kys
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>>687496455
Not a single timestamp, first pic she posted desu.
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>>687494258
>specific tastes!

A horse dick would be to small for your lard ass!
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>>687489124
>>687496455
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>>687496455
i did one earlier you dumb fuck face xD lol
bring your daddy over here and we can have a threesome me and your pops will show you a good time
i might be more into your dad tho..
what do u look like?
>>687496334
>>687496433
i might be back when i get to work guys idk ye

ps thats a cellphone in my puissy lolt
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>>687495976
It's a cultural thing, here in the UK nearly everybody would say "the 21st of April". Just because it sounds different to you doesn't make it autistic, in fact generally a problem with people with autism is that they can't see things from others' points of view
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>>687496561

If you're talking about Australia I forgive you because your women are fucking hot.
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>>687493771
>>687493891
>snapshot_20141226
>snapshot_20141106
>2 year old screen caps
>not even

Tell me more, bro.
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>>687493891
jesus bitch where you from I'll give you a cock.
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>>687485573
Tits or get the fuck out (of the bath)
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>>687496884
That's a waste of a fucking cellphone...
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>>687496884
holy. fuck.
got any way to stay in contact, kik or something?
jesus christ you're hot.
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>>687496885
this.
you just worded it perfectly, thank you.
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>>687496963
>last pic was snapshot_2015
>2015
Mfw /b/ is thirstier than African Children.
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>>687496884
Fuck, I NEED to see you covered in cum! Preferably leaking out of that sexy hole.

Captcha: Pick the Pie kek
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>>687493194
you got more of (the) her (in your pic)
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>>687496884
that's.. interesting to say the least.
i'm going to google "cellphones in pussies" now.
thanks anon.
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>>687496884
kinky. what else have you put in your pussy?
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>>687496963
Read up on the thread. Bitch said she was gonna post old pics of when she wasn't a lard ass.
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>>687496884
Do you have kik?
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>>687496455
>no time stamp
>not reading file name
>do you even
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