post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg
Ability to shit Gold
the power to get dubs
>>687443862
Only on Tuesdays
>>687443862
Must eat large amounts of gold to shit out one ounce.
>>687443862
the gold is always slightly larger than your asshole making it tearing and stretch it everytime you shit
>>687443903
but only on 2chan
>>687443903
only when you aren't trying to
>the ability to read minds
>>687443862
Only solid bars
>>687444037
You can't make turn it off. You'll have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time
>>687444037
But you have to touch their brain
>>687443699
Talking to women.
The laws of quantum mechanics
>>687444037
Only one person a day
telekinetic equivalent exchange
>power to morph objects into something else but only when it has a mass equal or less than the original object
>>687444299
only online
>>687444299
That are related to you
Superpower
Being able to give myself superpowers
Hinderence
Every woman in the world wants to fuck me
Full manipulation of gravity
>>687444374
It costs you an arm and a leg
>>687444374
you have to concentrate on how much of a weab you really are
>Power to bot need air/food/water
>>687444486
only within 30 centimetres of you
>>687444477
dubs
>>687444515
Kekl'd
The ability to morph into someone that isn't a failure.
>>687444486
Hinderence- heroin addict
the ability to overcome any obstacle effortlessly and flawlessly
>>687444616
but only when it will kill you, otherwise you still get hungry/thirsty and can drown, it just won't kill you.
>Ability to SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT
>>687444711
slowly becomes a faliure
>>687443699
>Have X-Ray vision
>Be blind
>>687444745
blind
>>687444711
You can only morph into Amy Schumer
>>687444361
Seriously guys I'm writing a comic and need a weakness for 'the quantum kid' he can manipulate matter and pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
Can count faster than the speed of light
Only able to count to 5
>>687444891
Only while he masturbates vigorously.
>>687444891
He's a nigger
>>687444891
he has to read a 4 inch think book about quantum physics before everytime he can manipulate it.
being immortal
C'mon give me some funny answers
>>687445075
Hinderance is mortality
>>687445137
Oxymoron you moron
>>687445075
Has no genitals but still has sexual urges.
>>687444891
>pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
quantum physics isnt even that well understood yet.
your comic will not be successful because im sure you dont know the first shit about quantum physics.
his weakness could be size maybe?
he can only work in the quantum scale.
>>687445196
Fuck you, thats a valid hinderance
>>687444891
Hes got a bad case of the downs
Super strong Telekinesis
>>687445075
You're either a woman or a nigger
>>687445075
you watch as all your friends and family, everyone you ever love or will love, turn to ash over the time they have. you watch as the new become old and die. you watch as the rise and fall of humanity and everything in between. and when humanity is no more there will be nobody but you to float endlessly in the time space as the earth is swallowed by our dying sun. and even as the universe collapses on itself. you will be there. waiting alone. immortal
>>687445039
>>687445028
>>687445013
thanks guys but I'm really trying to make this a likeable comic, I was thinking maybe his body is always stuck in a state of beta decay
>>687445339
Passes out after useing it for 1/2 second
>>687445339
Constantly causes you to bash your own skull in
>>687445269
Not really, or are you schrodinger's faggot
>>687444891
>loses a random memory
Full invisiblity
>>687445423
Ok fine he's not a nigger, but i think it will really be dificult being a nigger.
>>687445413
Basically me now
>>687443699
>can fly
>only vertically and 3" off the ground
>>687445075
your memory resets every 5 years back to the point where you first realized you where immortal.
>>687445505
Only skin
>>687443862
But you also piss lead.
>>687445505
Only when people aren't looking
Ageless immortality
>>687443903
but it only happens randomly
>>687445575
ur not supposed to hinder yourself dickwad
super boner.
>>687445236
Matter manipulation, time travel, teleportation
I think it'll be fine man
>>687445579
Kek
>>687445470
Top kek!
>>687445505
if he becomes aroused he becomes visible again
>no perving for you asshole
>>687445423
>> beta
Yeah hes a cereal killer
the power to control electricity.
>>687445505
Constantly shits out large quantities of poo revealing your position
Power to get influence, then I ask myself wtf i'm doing... Poor people...
>>687445634
Can only get hard for guys
>>687445656
Teleport only to the EXACT opposite side of the world (there is a lot of water out there man)
Having access to all the information in the universe just by thinking about what you want to know
>>687445656
all theoretical and have nothing to do with actual know quantum phys.
>>687445621
chronic deppression
>>687444891
Archnemesis with the ability to transfer 'the quantum kid' and others into different realities, with different laws of physics which will inevitably change 'the quantum kid's' powers depending on which reality he's in.
>>687444037
but only when you stare into their eyes while touching your dick and licking your lips
>>687445634
Hurts unbearable everytime you get a boner
>>687444477
444477 get.
>>687445767
IQ of 12
>>687445533
Kek, I'll see anon, i might make it So
>>687445767
Always find out what you dont want to know
>>687445075
You got decapitated and now must watch everything forever from wherever you are.
the power to understand the fucking wikipedia pronunciation guides
>>687445767
have to close 25 thousand mental pop up ads every time you recall a piece of information
>>687445700
is electrocuted every time you use it
Molecular Manipulation
>>687445916
Still cant pronounce them
>>687445916
u have no tongue
>>687444616
but you feed on memes instead
>>687445955
Molecularly destabilized
the power to always get these dubs
>>687445955
Can only make vanila pudding from the molecules
>>687443699
Power of peace and no war
>>687446057
Only by accident
>>687445776
That's the beauty anon, with quantum physics, it's all hypothetical and it'll be extremely tough to ever prove something can or can't happen with it, it's a wide range of abilities that can change over time.
>>687446057
You remain a faggot
>>687446057
but you only get singles
the power to survive the vacuum of space for as long as desired with no side effects (from cosmic radiation and such)
the power to cum indefinitely
>become the one man bakkake
The ability to override and change reality.
>>687446106
it wont always be mysterious though man.
>>687445533
That's a good get, trip dubs.
>>687443862
>shitting out gold bars
I can only imagine the pain
>>687446142
but you can't liv on planetz
>>687446182
You only have testicles and a piss hole
>>687446142
Have to have your thumb up your ass to do it
>>687446142
can never land on another planet again
>>687446169
only works when within 4 feet of your mother
>>687444733
But can't walk in a straight line.
Omnipotence via the manipulation of the space time continuum
>>687446169
while you're getting fucked by nigger nogger anus clogger
the ability to have a bottomless cache of all porn ever that i can post to /b/
>>687446182
but you can only change it into mlp universe
>>687446067
I am cool with this, all product no cost.
>>687443699
Ever heard of prosthetics?
One which fully supports, even enhances super speed could be built to negate that side-effect.
>>687446245
Well, so does everyone else once I get the powers
^.^
>>687445805
Already thinking this, one of the first issues he sends himself to another reality and needs to learn how his powers work there compared to his home world. Also one of his enemies is 're diddler' which I'm also writing a series about
>>687446301
Only bottomless pony porn
>>687443699
>ability to control time
>do not age after 30's (eternal life)
>>687446322
crackhead's dream tho
all the colours and abstract shapes and buildings that look vaguely tim burton-esque
>>687443939
Sure, I'll take it.
Just make sure to eat enough indian and/or mexican a few days before to spew lakes of gold.
Not really a bad side-effect.
>>687446293
extreme boredom and meddling in the affairs of humans causes you to get kicked out of the continuum so you must remain omnipotent but victim to human emotion.
>>687445413
Nice anon
>>687446182
The same poster of this power.
As long as your rules and hinderences are a reality, I can change them and bypass them or even make everyone suffer from them.
the power to destroy planets with a thought
the power to have the freshest of memes all the time
the power to git gud.
>>687446519
But it only applies to planets outside of Solar system
>>687446201
I know, but it will be for quite some time, and as I said to the other dude, every world will have its own working of physics and his world inside the comic is not our reality
the power to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum at will. (As in you can see in infrared only, or infrared and visible light spectrum or maybe just only ultraviolet ect...)
>>687445767
In a Coma.
>>687446533
can only post on myspace.com
>>687446519
>it only applies when you're thinking about granny porn
>>687446546
You have to use GFWL
>>687446301
Still a faggot
>>687446604
that pretty much fixed everything then lol.
should have just started with "its a different universe"
good luck with the comic dude
>>687446614
But you have hardest erection ever when changing the spectrum you see ever so slightly
>>687446650
oh fuck
>>687445916
Has to use Wikipedia
>>687446614
Only after you stare at the sun for 5 mins, only works for 2.5 mins
>>687446650
Only to Tom
>>687446614
Everyone else in 1 kilometer radius will see the same electromagnetic spectrum as you.
The power t ostop the time.
>>687445767
you'll always have a subconscious image of your dad naked
the ability to never fill out another fucking captcha
>>687446724
Thanks man
Ability to tie nooses realy fast
>>687446099
Literally everyone in the world won't stop fucking each other.
The ability to be black
>>687446884
It costs you 50 dollars a year
>>687446872
stopping time causes a backup of events in the continuum, and when you unfreeze time everything that would've happened happens all at once, aging, world events, etc
>>687446872
But you can't type for shit.
Oh wait, you already got that one.
>>687446957
No hinderance, you will suffer enough.
>>687443699
never age
>>687445473
That's actually good. every time he uses his ability, he loses himself more and more, to the point of borderline amnesia.
You could also do the same with blindness.
>>687446918
only works if you're using mending twine
>>687446437
But you were never born because you dun goofed in the past
>>687447032
Stay an infant
>>687445075
Turned into a stone statue.
The power to leave /b/
>>687446872
But it only happens as an illusion for others, having limited radius, oh, and your heart also stops while you're stopping time for others.
>>687447121
BUT ONLY TO REST YOUR EYES
>>687447096
you cheeky bastard
>>687447121
Forced to join /pol/
>>687447032
stay as 500 year old mummy
Know every known and forgotten language
>>687446352
He could also start breaking down the laws of physics in his normal reality over time through using his powers maybe, causing like gravity to shift or some other shit idk
>>687447166
woah woah woah, settle the fuck down anon
>>687447121
You have to go to 9gag
>>687447032
any physical impact greater than a light gust will kil l you instantly
The power to open and close linked portals anywhere and anythime
>>687447249
but you cant speak and you are blind
>>687445505
Can't see shit because eyes are invisible and canot absorb light.
>>687443699
I'ma get super speed and then a wooden leg so I can ride a scooter
>>687446182
Memory only lasts for current reality. Your current reality will be, as far as you know, the only reality there has ever been.
>>687444374
You're a manlet
>>687444003
kek
>>687446519
Only while you're on said planet
top notch accuracy with any weapon, be it bow or firearm
>>687446295
>nigger nogger anus clogger
all my keks go to you sir
Make my Wifu real.
>>687447439
you dont have any index fingers
>>687445505
the invisibility is as good and effective as the camo from the first halo game
ability to make op a faggot
>>687447345
Only big enough to fit through one atom at a time
>>687447260
I like where you're going anon, what do you think about the beta decay shit, like he always need to charge up on radiation kinda like reverse kryptonite, but that's a great idea, got a name I can credit you with?
>>687447010
topkek
>>687447525
Worthless ability, your hinderence is a new unhindered ability
>>687447525
>OP
hinderence- makes you as equally a faggot when you do
>>687447478
Would still work, given that I still have middle fingers
>>687447439
only while you're masturbating
>>687447475
They won't have any of their sexual organs.
>>687447370
So if I change anything I would forgot it? SO in the end I wouldn't be able to know about this hinderence and avoid it?
Pretty good. I was always wondering if there would my downsides to this kind of power.
>>687445473
You have a name I can credit you with too?
>>687447625
your middle fingers would instantly catch on fire
>>687447630
Would still work
People HAVE to agree with me no matter what
>>687447690
Yeah, my name is Dubs Checkem
>>687447640
Monster!
>>687447828
You're mute
>>687447828
But only if they don't identify with one of the new infinite genders.
>>687447249
You have a serious stroke from the knowledge
ability to bring orgasm to anyone i touch
>>687447875
Still able to write
>>687447345
The portals are on fire
>>687447828
you can only say compliments
>>687447956
never have another orgasm again
>>687447839
You got it dubs
>>687447249
You only know the names of languages, can't understand them.
>>687447956
Solitary confinement untill you die
Can make anyone attracted to me
>>687447828
>People HAVE to agree with me no matter what
Like when parents console a crying child.
>>687447956
unable to feel sexual pleasure in any form
time control
>>687447956
only when touching grannies
Communicate to animals
>>687448114
only works 5 seconds in reverse
>>687448067
But you're not attracted to anyone
Be impervious to any weakness /b/ can think of
>>687444733
But only during out of body experiences as a lone velociraptor in the late jurassic period.
>>687448134
only stuffed
>>687447439
You are a pacifist
>>687448067
Only lasts untill they see your dick, than a lifetime of disgust
>>687448067
>Can make anyone attracted to me
We've seen enough examples of this to no it's a terrible idea. Next
>>687448134
dyslexic
>>687448191
>anything anyone calls you instantly becomes true
you cactus with dicks instead of spikes
>>687448208
by transforming them to zombies (they want to eat you)
The power of imagination, anything that you can think of can be come reality.
>>687448067
But you can't make them stop and if you don't give them enough attention they will stalk you.
>>687448327
Coma
>>687448278
Kek
Can turn niggers into useful, hardworking citizens just by pointing at them
>>687448327
>anything that you can think of can be come reality.
>you
This ability is given to everyone but you.
Lift very heavy objects
>>687445621
u're a baby forever
>actually worked with a child once that was 14 but looked like 2
>>687448482
Yo moma is too heavy to lift even for you
>>687448424
Nobel peace prize
singles fred
>>687448478
little big planet irl?
>>687448424
You kill them in the process no matter what
>>687443699
The power to melt steel beams with Jet fuel.
>>687448373
Fuck that dude, you just opened pandoras box on all of us, think of the crazy fucked up shit he would make a reality without his conscious consent
>>687448562
Kek
>>687448544
Lame as fuck man
>>687448191
You post this on a similar reddit thread one day by accident
>>687448624
>tim burton
Can lift objects heavier than an average feminist
>>687448666
btfo satan
>>687448766
>only while triggered
>>687448624
People dont dream in comas
>>687444037
Only retards minds
>>687448482
Can't put them down again without shitting yourself
>>687448706
I like the sound of that, it rolls off the tongue, kinda sounds a little familiar have we met before?
>>687448823
I had a dream once that I was in come. Pretty sure it can work the other way around,
Ability to kill myself
The power to ban whoever I want from all of 4chan
>>687448766
You shit yourself every time you use your power
>Ability to change atomic structure of any object
>>687448964
immortal. inb4 paradox
>>687448980
People make fun of you on any other chan.
>>687446099
Mass interacial rape of the white race until its bred out existence in a single generation and sharia laws are strictly adhered to across the world.
You just caused an extinction level famine.
>>687448980
Whenever you try to use an electronic device is wont work
>>687449034
>can only change them into pictures of granny porn
>>687448964
Reborn as a poor nigger
>>687448980
You are a sjw
Have all of jesus' super power
>>687443862
Eternal constipation
>>687448883
bahahahah underrated
Ability to clone myself as the opposite gender and fuck the clone
Be able to walk trough walls
>>687444477
>Superpower
>Being able to give myself superpowers
>Hinderence
>Every woman in the world wants to fuck me
Hindrance: You're super gay, and squeemish about violence.
>>687449260
The clone still has a bigger clit than your dick
>>687449260
the clone is half your age
>>687449260
clone is a sentient separate mind that acts of it's own free will and must give consent or it will cease to exist
Being able to repel every hinderence
>>687444891
something to do with dark matter
maybe his kryptonite
or you could just quit being a weab?
Lift an average weight of 200 pounds
Power to travel to different dimensions and universes
>>687445075
with brain paralysis
>>687448424
>Can turn niggers into useful, hardworking citizens just by pointing at them
They then turn white, and you get accused of racial genocide.
>>687448482
>Lift very heavy objects
Super power does all the work if lifting, your muscles atrophy from underwork.
>>687446872
you freeze in time as well
>>687449560
Can only use it once, 75% chance it will put you somewhere where you will be painfully and brutally tortured forever
>>687449416
Not a fan of anime or japs, I read American comics and I like the dark matter I was thinking it's the only thing that can trap him
Anything I write down and ask for on a piece of paper, I receive
>>687446872
But you stop too. Forever
>>687448327
it's always active.
hindrance in itself.
>be asleep
>have nightmare murderer comes into room and rapes you to death
rip in peace anon
>>687443862
You have to eat shit to shit gold. Best part is that it can't be your own shit...
>>687449753
Illiterate
My gas kills Jews
>>687449819
>>>687449753
>Illiterate
And blind, with no hands.
He has to write it out in the dirt with his stumps.
the ability to change probability
I.e. I could change the probability of me winning the lotto/probability of having sex tonight/probability of waking up with a 6 pack
>>687449531
Still can't pick up your mother
>>687449908
>My gas kills Jews
Have to siphon it out of the car with your mouth.
>>687449925
I'll try to write hands
>>687443699
The power to be a cute anime girl.
>>687449944
Ability only changes the odds even more out of your favor
>>687445075
Limbs fall off randomly
>>687450023
>>>687449925 (You)
>I'll try to write hands
End up writing 'bands'.
Now you're at a music festival.
>>687450037
you get raped and murdered in the first scene
>>687449395
no repellance since you got no real superpower
>>687449944
hindrance: only able to change probability of things you've already experienced. i.e. you have to have sex or win the lotto before you can change it.
>>687450037
Ass cancer, die.
Power to raise and control zombies
>>687450037
hyperactive annoying one that dies in the second episode
>>687449944
Never changes the odds
>>687445339
Exolosive uncontrollable diarrhea while using either
>>687450074
odds of not having sex
odds of not winning the lotto
>>687450037
you only look cute in your own eyes, and to everyone else you look like this
>>687449395
>Being able to repel every hinderence
You have a crush on a girl named Hinderence.
>>687444891
He's the quantum kid right, guy is constantly in a quantum state. He.s a superhero, a supervillian and a normie all at the same time. He.s also none of those. Weakness is that he can't always control which state he.s in. Especially in the presence of semi-conductors...
>>687450156
The zombies are retard zombies.
>>687446301
Get busted for cp
>>687445575
Gives you cancer everytime you use it
>>687448134
Always on fire but never die. Only suffer
>>687449286
Also works on floors and you can't turn it off. You sink to the center of the earth and just sort of float around.
>>687448134
You must have sex with them first
>>687450386
>>>687449286
>Also works on floors and you can't turn it off. You sink to the center of the earth and just sort of float around.
I've had nightmares about this.
>>687450241
Hahaha that's pretty dope, but I'd feel like hed be too deadpoolesque then
>>687450410
Kek
>>687450363
new dark souls boss: smouldering medium
Can turn poop into chocolate
>>687450410
>>>687448134
>You must have sex with them first
That's a bonus.
>>687450494
still tastes like shit
>>687450494
Only works 1/2 the time and lose sense of smell
>>687450494
shit flavored chocolate with all the same bacteria.
>>687449753
Fatal allergy to paper
Power to blow up any country I want, starting with Africa
>>687450494
All chocolate reverts to poop in your mouth and all poop reverts to solid chocolate bars in your anus
>>687450661
Only works on africa
>>687450661
You are the bomb, 1 time use
Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
>>687450661
Only if you let all of the Africans seek refuge in your country before you blow theirs up
>>687450714
>>>687450661
>Only works on africa
That's OK
Can always pull 20$ from my moms purse. Only i can do this, not her.
>>687450819
>Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
You are the only angel. You body had become a cancerous mass of tiny wings.
>>687450933
Kek, nice one
>>687450923
>Can always pull 20$ from my moms purse. Only i can do this, not her.
You start to carry the purse yourself. Eventually evolve into a trap.
>>687450923
But you must do her
>>687450819
You're suicidal
>>687443699
I win bitches. The power to make anything I say the truth. find a downside
>protip: you can't
Ability to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide
>>687451091
Mute
Power to not be triggered
>>687450819
Every time a bell rings it causes a great depression
>>687451100
Must be a human
>>687450923
Monopoly money
>>687451148
ok, then ill just sign away my muteness, because sign language is considered a form of speech. next loser?
>>687451155
Stop being a femanist because of lack of trigger
>>687451196
a nigger
>>687451155
That's only because you're in a state of constant truggle
Power to destroy all men
>>687451220
Its a form of communication, speech is spoken fucking retard
>>687451091
>>>687443699 (OP)
>I win bitches. The power to make anything I say the truth. find a downside
>>protip: you can't
Severe Tourrete's. Every other sentence is something like "I eat shit" or "Daddy fucks my nose".
Fire energy blasts from a sword
>>687451291
You bring on the extinction of the human race
Can make any woman on earth fall in love instantly problem is they pee their pants whenever hes around
>>687451291
Everyone no longer identifies as men
I can piss lava and it doesn't hurt me
>>687451291
>Power to destroy all men
You grow penis, become man. The only man in a world of women. An outsider, alone.
>>687451341
Nice
>>687451447
Oh, but it does hurt
>>687451379
>Fire energy blasts from a sword
Can only wield a butterknife. But you can light cigarettes with it, so that's cool right?
>>687451447
It hardens inside your dick
>>687451452
OR the flip side, get laid by horny sluts with no STD because your the only guy
>>687451379
Sword is permanently stuck up your ass
>>687451447
>I can piss lava and it doesn't hurt me
You wet the bed, burn down house.
