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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>>687437870
yeah
When I was in 1st grade me and this girl who sat next to me would show each others genitals to each other and now its really awkward when we see each other now. So ya. Been gettin pussy since I was like 8
I have a fiancée, three girlfriends, and I'm actively chatting up more girls.
I know this is going to blow up in my face at some point but I cant stop.
I fucked my wife's sister.
>>687438334
Diddnt we all do that? I used to do it with a neighbour girl when I was like 6, got my finger in when I was 7
I won alot of money when I was 22. About 2million dollars, put it all in the bank and live off the intrest. My GF thinks I work but I'm actually just going to my other appartment to play games.
Also none of my friends know, it's better this way. I can live the lazy life I eish for and none is the wiser
I occasionally cheat on my wife with one of her best friends
>>687438826
What's your pretend job?
>>687438826
i want that life.
I sister fucked my wife.
I fucked my sister's wife.
I wife fucked my sister.
My Guinea pig sometimes pulls his poops out from his bootyhole while pooping, he eats some of his poops too.
Phew! Glad to get that off my chest!
Heavy weight.
>>687438826
how did you win the money? how much interest/month?
>>687437588
I love the smell of my farts
I fucked my sister wife.
I am blackmail cam guy
>>687437588
I wish I had a girlfriend
>>687439149
Boooo!!! Get out of here.
>>687438986
Software programming. It's what I was working with before I won, it also explains alot when I'm online and occasionally play online games. It sucks that I have to logg off for a few hours when I'm really into a game.
Dafu peaks my interests
I don't actually want to beat my depression, on the contrary I feel happiest whenever i am engaging in self destructive acts, because they make my suicidal thoughts feel more justified
I sistered my wife's fuck.
Took a crane to get out.
I fucked my best friend's ex the other week.
>>687439145
It was actually two winnings, about 1300k from the lottery and the rest from and online gambling sites. I don't gamble anymore so no risk of losing the money, the intrest is about 3000 dollars each month 2500-3000 enough for a stable life
I gave my brother a bj when I was 14
I used to shoplift and cut myself like a fucking retard at that age too
>>687439535
faggot
i grew up with a cousin a year younger than me, she was my first kiss when i was 8, she was the first girl i fingered when i was 12, she was the first girl i fucked when i was 17, im 22 now and ive had many girl friends but nothing gets my dick harder than the thought of her, im pretty sure im in love with her but it sucks cause i know we can never be. i hate life.
>>687439434
Become a junkie, you'll find you also become way more motivated.
>>687438826
Does your family know?
That could buy me heroin for the rest of my life!*
*the real calculation: 1,190 weeks
>>687439686
yeah basically
I palced a camera right in front of the toilet and fap to my wife, her daughter, her sister, and many that came for partys, suppers, you name it.
>>687439878
Noone except people who have no idea of whi I am :)
I fucked my best friends hot gf to aid her revenge
I fucking hate myself and I'm aware that I don't seem like a good person, but I know I am. I'm not really cold or heartless, I do love people and I do have morals. But I'm too proud to tell anyone how I really feel about anything. I've been doing this for so long it seems like confessing isn't even an option, it's just not possible. I'm so sick of acting like I don't care about anything when in reality I care so much it hurts. For once I just wish somebody would talk to me and try to crack my shell. I really can't take it anymore.
I am Ryan
im fucking ur girlfriend. i've been fucking her for about a year now. i have no intention of stopping, she has no intention of telling you.
>>687440285
I'm Dunn
>>687440224
Just kill yourself
>>687440224
dont kill yourself man, just give it time, someone will try
I broke the dam
>>687440224
I think you need to find a way to open up rather than wait for someone to Crack you
Its half term so the blackmailing is gettin easier
>>687437588
I am an alien
An old school buddy turned out to be gay, and asked of he could suck my cock. I obliged
When I go to church every Sunday with my family and all the other kids in my Catholic school's families. I always ask if we can sit in the back of the balcony. I have a perfect view of the balconys first row and the entire first floor where the pews, people, alter are. I spend every single minute for an hour, imagining God pushing the people one by one off the first front row of the balcony, right over the wooden guard rail. I guess based off height and weight how fast they will fall and how long it will take for them to hit the ground. Amen.
>>68743975
my cousin is married now with a baby, last year i had sex with her while she was pregnant with her husbands baby and a few months ago i had sex with her while her baby was in the room watching, am i a horrible person?
I really like avocado with my eggs and bacon.
>>687441750
You sick fuck
>>687441649
Wow man
Why do you still do it?
Anyone friends /family know?
I killed someone
Last time i saw a snail i was forced to take out my penis and make the snail slither on it. My mom saw it and from that day on she walks away each time i aproach her. I was much more turned on that when i'm in bed w/ my gf.
>>687440880
I just can't.
>>687441649
Jesus Christ
Did you happen to have sex with her around 9 or a little less (premature) months before she gave birth ? Serious question
>>687442198
I did the same, but with a banana slug. It was at a summer camp in 6th grade except it was fucking horrible. It felt good for about five seconds, then the counselor saw me.
>>687442128
I dont know, when im around her i dont think straight.
yeah her 2 sisters know about us because ive also had sex with them aswell. yes ive had sex with 3 of my cousins and there all sisters.
>>687439988
> her daughter
you fap to your daughter?
>>687442349
yes we had sex twice, first when she was around 3 months due and again when she was in the 9th right before giving birth
>>687442825
i also took pictures but theyre in a broken phone, i should actually burn that phone for safety.
When my relationship started to go to shit, I started looking for a "plan B". Ex discovered it and tried to commit suicide because of it. I dumped her because she was unbearable to live with and I tell everyone she was crazy and tried to an hero for no good reason.
My mom has a habit of getting too drunk, passing out, getting naked, and masturbating in the living room all the while pretty much asleep. Sometimes I take pics
>>687443054
Not before dumping
I fucked my highschool teacher.
I was homeschooled.
>>687440224
Same here my friend, got a friend of mine which I used to say all shit to and I lost her because I was stupid, and now I'm afraid to talk to her
>>687439000
I want those trips :(
>>687443368
post the pics
>>687443633
I want those dubs:(
>>687439000
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
I've never got dubs.
>>687443495
if caught, it would destroy my life
>>687439988
Double dubs for the perv that has it all
>>687443773
it's not over 9000 technically speaking
>>687443721
>>687440413
I fuckin' knew it!!
>>687444113
Win! Got any close up vagoo
>>687442682
Whatthefuck.gif
How did you end up having sex with all three of them? Do you still have sex or recently with other two ?
How awkward must that be
>>687444209
Yeah, she's got a bush tho
>>687444097
In Which universe is 687439000 not over 9000?!?!
>>687444695
I meant to 4 last digits only obviously
Here, have some porn for your mathematical vigilance
>>687437588
THERES TRAPS EVERYWHERE. ITS DISGUSTING
BAPHOMET BE THINKING ITS SATAN
>>687444510
Cool stretch marks to bro. Ever fingered her?
>>687444860
>>>687443721
Hahahaha...Thanks :D :D
I liken wearing panties. Makes me feel pretty. And they're really really comfortable. Keeps your balls from sticking to your thigh.
>>687444297
i had sex with each when i was around 14-17
my mom babysat them so things just happened, believe it or not they usually started it, but no i dont have sex with the other two anymore, theyre not attractive to me like the other one is. also heres how her puh looks like now.
>>687444877
Nah,
>>687445068
You drank too much oestrogen water...get a filter and look into the oestrogen levels in the water in your country.
>>687445638
I know, right..all these traps and fagbois are no accident..
>>687445288
her face
>>687441381
They would fall at the same speed, dumbass.
>>687439767
can confirm. best bud ended up living in a trap house for a while. here's way better off now
I slept with my welding teacher the year after I graduated
>>687437588
I once found a drunk girl passed out in a doorway at 4am on a Saturday morning. I sat next to her and groped her tits and generally molested her for 30 minutes before she slowly woke up from it. She hadn't realized what had happened and told me her name and that she was 18. I fap to the thought of that night a couple of times a week still.
>>687446363
except for the one that is like a feather..feathers fall at a slower rate due to wider surface area..also the same effect can be observed with paper..also some clothing can have a marginal parachute effect so no, they not fall at the same speed but you wouldn't be able to easily notice a difference and in your imagination (which is what counts really) you can make the fat (american) ones fall slower
>>687447488
Fair enough, your back to the future dubs show you are marty mcfly and therefore telling the truth.
>>687446806
a house of traps you say...
Sex with the ex of my best friend, penetrating my ex while she was asleep (she wakes up and says it feels like we had sex and I acted like I just woke up...)
>>687447488
Yesterday, I saw an Asian male college student (George Washington university medical school ID) passed out in the lobby off a random apt building I was walking by, had pissed himself, was shwasted as fuck, could only open his eyes. His wallet was sprawled out outside. I sat him up and put his wallet under his hand. Left, came back, ambulance, fire department, police were there.
>>687437588
popped a cherry of a very young and kinda famous girl....
how young she is? still on "kids" and not on "teens" react
>>687448171
You should have said "yeah you pretty much slept through it.." I'd never do it but the IDEA and FANTASY of it turns a lot of girls on..whereas reality = rape so always clear it with her first
>>687448361
How old were you when you did it?
>>687448546
will keep that for myself for obvious reasons, so now u know what i am talking about
I fapped watching "White Chicks" when i was 11yrs old.
I didn't know those are fucking niggers.
iv'e jizzed on multiple of my classmates lipstick
>>687448433
We are pretty relaxed by now, when neither of us is in a relationship we still have sex sometimes or just cuddle. Kinda grew up with her. So it's actually not that kind of a problem..
My mom has done daycare since I was 5. The first girl she got was obsessed with seeing my penis, she would drag me into the bathroom to play with it.
>>687448966
>Raped a girl in her sleep
>Not really a problem
Had sex with my ex bf's dog.
No one knows irl
A childhoodfriend ofmine and me killed about 30 animals as we were younger (like rabbits chicken etc.) and opened them to see whats inside
I still fucking my ex, and she already has boyfriend. I fuck her and he gets the rest... Poor guy xD
>>687449140
Nope, called her^^
She was like: I thought it was a dream, not a nightmare at all...
I don't think that it is rape, when you know each other really well, it was just weird, but I never complained about a mornig blowjob wich i couldnt really remember beause I fall back into sleep right away...
I'm a security guard at an electronics store. Once I saw two punks about 14-15 years old come in and start acting suspiciously. I watched them and realized they were probably shoplifting. Since I'm a police officer, I took snagged them both and took them back to the security room to be searched. I made them both undress completely and stand as naked as the day they were born, with their hands behind their heads while I searched their clothes and body surfaces. I found some copper parts in their pants and some DVDs in their shirts. I saw both of them were blushing bright pink from embarrassment and one little soldier was beginning to stand up. To teach them a lesson and search their bodies, I looked at their body surfaces. I made them open their mouths, lift their hands, and lift their legs and feet. Nothing there. For extra I made them both turn around and touch their toes, then turn back around, lift their ball sacs, lift their penises, and finally pull back their foreskins to expose their dark pink dick heads. Both had almost full boners and were blushing profusely by then.
I don't regret it. It's my job. Not my fault if a kid bones up or gets embarrassed sfter he shoplifts.
>>687448978
More, green text?
>>687437588
I finally have all my chips in place, bills caught up, no debt, even a decent yet small sum of saved cash. I'm considering selling what I have left when the lease for my apartment is up and just leaving all I know behind. Friends, family, where I grew up, all of it. I just don't know where I'd like to go to start over yet.
The reason it's a secret is because no one knows I've been planning this, and I don't them to because I don't want to hear shit about it from anyone.
Anyway, that's my big secret.
>Any opinions on where to go? I'm in FL now.
>>687451645
Move to Australia, Anon.
>>687451645
Move to a foreign hell hole live like a king, die from AIDS after fucking so many traps.
>>687451862
Would have as a child. Unlikely now.
>>687452223
Why is that?
>>687452179
I hear an action similar to that made a suicidal man change his opinion on life and give it another go. Guess he had an epiphany in the midst of his cocaine fueled hooker orgy.
>>687452358
No real reason in particular, I'd just prefer to stay in the states for now.
>>687450342
"he made us bend over and pull our foreskins back until we were hard" "...oh really"
"not my fault when they get hard" won't hold up in court lol..enjoy when ralph bends you over in prison and does a "cavity search..not to worry though, I'm sure they go easy on pedo cops..lol
>>687452599
This someone you?
Move to a country where police are totally corrupt, do it for the lulz have the epiphany whilst balls deep in a questionably aged trap.
>>687452885
The idea of utilizing the power of the American dollar and living like a feudal lord does have its appeal. But in all honesty it'd make you a target too. I'd rather not have to look over my shoulder every time I go out.
>>687437588
My top secret is that I'm a grown family man with a wife and kids, but every day I lock my doors and windows in my room to dance to this Kpop song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJrWqeWlo8
>>687448832
Kek
I go onto 'tell secrets' threads on /b and write lies like this.
>>687453560
You monster.
QG are you here?
>>687453814
Qg and slender the same people?
>>687453927
No.
>>687437588
I'm staying with my older sister for a few days and last night I hid my phone in the bathroom to film her. Only got to see a little bit of her bare ass but I'm hoping for more before I leave.
Let my best friend fuck my gf as I watched. Been wanting to do that for a long time. Loved watching him kids get and pleasure her. Got so hard at the sight of her fucking and sucking my best friend. Watching them fuck was amazing. I came so fucking much.
I want to see my wife's sister naked and have tried many times, but always fail. Sucks.
I let my friend's dog lick my asshole for 30 minutes once.
I want to fuck my mom and my sister unprotected. But I only want to get my sister pregnant. They're both so sexy.
>>687454046
How would you feel if she left you for him?
I found a box of nude/lingerie photos of my mother, that I then kept. Never told anyone.
>>687454168
haha..americans..
>>687438826
how much interest?
<-- I made this to kill time while reading this thread
>>687454170
Idk. As long as I could watch her get fucked. It was wrong and taboo. I think that's why I wanted it for so long and was so turned on by it. It was so hot to see her with someone else.
I dry humped my cousin and pee'd on her when I was 6.
I saw a porno from my mom's boyfriends stash when I was about 4...so that was kind of my inspiration..lol.
>>687454607
>haha..americans..
>>687438826
Man, you're lucky. I wish I had a GF.
>>687438826
You da man. Seriously though, enjoy for your /b/ros who can't. A lot of us would love that life.
>>687454433
I already answered that question, fuckwit.
>>687454403
Fuck you. Everyone one wants to fuck them. I'm lucky enough to live with them. They walk around in a t-shirt and panties sometimes. Ooo. If I didn't want to fuck these sexy women I'd be gay.
I won and lost 16k of skins on csgowild in one day, told no one.
>>687437588
Sometimes I put my fingers in my ass and shovel out the turds. No more constipation
I'm a very asocial person at heart. I do my best to go with the flow, and I have 5 good friends that I hang out with pretty often. But every time I'm in the club I just want to be at home, or when I'm with a big group I never know how to make small talk or show a girl I'm interested without coming off as a total creep.
>>687446363
You clearly don't understand physics. Yes, in a vacuum they would but density and the area of friction play a role here on earth
>>687454807
Not everyone wants to impregnate their sister, inbred jed. No wonder Trump is doing well, more than half of 'merica are inbreds, cucks and feminazis!
>>687439287
nice way to cover that haha
>>687437588
I once fapped over a picture of my mom when she was 11 but only found out it was her a few days after.
>>687455008
Hmm. Okay. I see your point there. Fine. I will pull out. But I still wanna fuck them really hard like ... as punishment for being cock teases. Oh yeah, and they know. I told them both
>>687437588
My boyfriend Mom's truck inside me finger tried bang. Feelsggoodman.jgp
>>687455664
noob here but what does the jgp extension do?
>>687438595
Been wanting to do this forever. Her sister is way too conservative for it to go down but I still dream and get creepshots when I can
>>687455729
Let's us know who the newfags are
>>687443368
U wat?!
>>687456011
My mom has done that to alot
>>687443368
when i was 14 i spent most nights up late playing rpgs (literal gaming gurrl), once i went downstairs to get a snack and my dad was on the couch asleep with his dick out. i hadn't ever seen a dick irl (i'm unpopular and ugly) so i sneaked closer and looked at it. i smelled it and he woke up. he asked what the fuck are you doing and i ran upstairs and we never talked about it again
>>687456505
How ugly?
>>687456505
Was it wet?
I stuck my dick in a bucket of butter in front of my family on a trip to a farm when I was 5.
>>687456505
Picture of you with time stamp
>>687456805
glasses, red hair, and poor. and i had acne then but not any more.
>>687456857
no it looked like he fapped and fell asleep after. it smelled weird and i now know its the smell of cum
>>687457043
Sounds cute, post a pic. I imagine you might be what I'm in to
>>687457043
Has he done that a number of times?
>>687439767
This is true....I'm a junkie and hustle up anywhere from 75$-150$ a day for dope doing legal shit:) You'd be surprised how crafty you can get:)
>>687446989
>welding teacher
wut?
>>687457158
pic of what? im not comfortable with posting my face
>>687457204
he was often downstairs until late after my mom went to bed, so i saw him there every time i went down to grab a drink or snack. a couple times i saw him asleep and a couple times with his dick out
sometimes if i feel really bad i will choke a cat until i feel the tension inside me release. doesnt take long and they dont realize what im doing so i will just show them love after and they are fine.
I fuck my exgf any chance I get. She's into the same nasty shit i'm into My current gf suspects it is going on, but can't catch me.
I knocked up my brother's wife and we blamed it on him.
>>687457961
Ever see him fap? Without him knowing?
I'm sexually attracted to my daughter. Her body is so tight and sexy.
>>687457961
How about through email or kik?
>>687458287
Ever walk in while she was being nasty?
>>687458273
haven't seen him fap but i've seen porn bookmarks on his laptop so i know he does it
>>687458298
through kik works but i'm probably not posting my full face, what's your kik?
>>687458502
My guess he doesnt wear underwears
>>687458477
Listened to her masturbate through the bed room wall. She sounds so sexy when she's cumming.
>>687458669
I done that too but door was crack open some
>>687458502
lukey.wukey
it's alright, no pressure.
>>687458665
he did, his dick was through the flap in the center (idk what you call it). the button of his jeans was unbuttoned and his zipper down. so his boxer was showing. and his dick was out.
>>687458836
Did u kinda enjoy seeing it?
>>687438368
I've been there. It blew up in my face. I have 3 kids that I hardly get to see now and I'm completely alone.
Im dying to watch my wife suck another guys cock afraid to tell her tho
>>687458938
i loved the smell of it. it's tentalizing. kindof developed a fetish around it. my ex bf found it weird.
>>687441750
Might try. Minus the bacon part, because that is murder.
>My secret: I don't eat meat
Just kidding, everyone knows because I'm always in everyones face about it.
>>687458669
What's probably gonna happen to me if i have a daughter.
>>687459134
Does he drink?
>>687440807
No, I broke the dam
>>687459134
Did you get my kik?
>>687459229
yes
>>687459081
She give great head itd be so hot watching her suck cock
>>687459306
I am sure when u were little you tasted or touched it? While he was pass out?
>>687438826
Current cash rate is 1% you make $20k and live like a complete degenerate
>>687459453
bro youre fucking creepy, chill with your incest pedo fantasy fucking cuck
>>687459453
no, like i said, i smelled it and he woke up.
>>687459293
yeah hold on i'm reinstalling kik
>>687437588
>14
>raging hormones all the time
>at this creek with my mothers-friends-daughter and my little sister
>she was 8 and my sister was 12
>only us at the creek (with mother watching from the shore
>we had a small yellow blow up pool that we were using at a raft but turned it upside down and made it a "secret" fort
>talk her into playing truth or dare
>took a few turns for her to choose dare
>"I dare you to kiss me"
>pretty much just press our faces together and thats it
>start to progress her dares pretty rapidly
>sucked the hell out of her nipples, got her to put my dick in her mouth and my hands were all over her
>all of a sudden the pool lifts up and my sister is there staring wide-eyed
>immediately put my dick back in my pants and pretend like nothing happened
fucking.sisters.
>>687449964
sure you do, kid
>>687454607
Wow, god speed is all I can say.
>>687459081
Vanessa
>>687459684
I also wanna see my girl do this just not with a friend
I think I'm not in love with my bf anymore...idk...
In fifth grade I asked another guy to marry me
His response was "I don't that's how it works, Anon"
>>687459940
His name.....
Also why
>>687459940
Why is that?
My debate partner fucked the debate coach
>>687438334
You were held back twice in Kindergarten? Damn.
>Edgelord
>>687439114
>>687439062
>>687439018
This has got to be bait, right? Did you buy a fucking 4chan pass?
>>687440285
Ryan dahill
not sure it's just that we dont talk as much anymore,we fight a lot,he is not listening to me at all,tells me my opinion is not important cause he thinks I like to disagree with him,when he gets mad he says pretty nasty things stuff like that I guess
>>687459586
Kik must be taking years
>>687448832
>>687460813
Bummer.
Show us your tits.
>>687460092
>>687460029
not sure it's just that we dont talk as much anymore,we fight a lot,he is not listening to me at all,tells me my opinion is not important cause he thinks I like to disagree with him,when he gets mad he says pretty nasty things stuff like that I guess
>>687461004
I'm the opposite. Most of the time my girlfriend is hell to live with. Constant arguing and everything.
I've lost all feeling except self-preservation
I regularly do drugs
I'm a pathological liar
I'm extremely manipulative
I fantasize about killing people daily
I fantasize about killing myself daily
the only thing stopping me from going on a killing-spree is knowing what my mom would think of me
>>687437870
OP is a faggot. Ssssshhhhhh
>>687438826
what about the FISC ?
>>687440020
do you not feel bad that you could help your family have a better life and instead choose to play pointless video games all day?
Don't get me wrong i would do the same but i'd sling some money to my family as well
>>687461263
how long have you been together?and why are even staying in the relationship then?
>>687461383
R u me?
>>687461724
no, i can spell
>>687440807
I broke the damn
>>687461578>>687461578
Been together 18 months. First few months were fucking great. Sex everyday dude. Now I'm lucky to do it with her every week. I'm just not into sex anymore. Sometimes she is nice and we have a good laugh together.
It all started going down hill when she didn't want me to be friends with people who did weed. These people were my brothers who would follow me to the and and now I don't have them anymore. Now I'm depressed and these antibiotics aren't helping.
>>687442197
I killed myself
>>687459586
Still there femanon?
Keeping thread alive
>>687461986
well maybe its time to reconsider some things then if that's the case and that sucks I know
>>687461986
You're a fuckin faggot and I hate pussys like you
You think happiness is a good exchange for happiness? Something will give and already is
>>687463080
I hate myself too bro. I miss my friends
>>687437588
Suffering guilt over inflicting pain on one occasion.
>>687463198
I'm in a situation where I'm on the other side of this. Been bros since 1996 (I'm a 1991 kid) and he can't hang out with me cause I'm immature. Literally it. I had a disagreement with his gf of 9 months and she says he can't see me
I secretly wish I had a step-father I could tease sexually.. I also hate the fact that Im 18 and legal now. I wanna be a little girl forever teasing grown men. When I see men in groups I fantazise about them forcing themselves on younger me
>>687437588
I screamed nigger in a bar in South Africa and almost got killed.
>MFW
>>687463415
She won't let me fap either. But I do anyways. I'm a ninja with it. I'm trying to devise a plan where she'll break up with me. I miss single life. Sleep ins were great. Instead I'm getting up at 7am to drop her off at stables to work her horses. I miss the things I used to do. I wish I had my best friends back
>>687437588
I was molested by my friends sister at 8 years old.
2 years later another friends brother made me give him a blow job.
The first girl I ever made out with was my 16 year old stepsister when I was 12.
I've also made out with my step-mom years later.
I've had sex with three guys. I've given head to 5 guys.
I've had sex with my female second cousin.
My wife doesn't even know any of this about me.
>>687463876
just break up dude it's not working out
>>687438728
Holy fuck are you me
>>687453560
Man...i wish i was that interesting...i mean that geuinely too
>>687464057
I wish I was strong enough to. So I'm slowly getting her to break up with me
>>687439149
Top kek. I'm actually proud of my own farts. I'd never keep my love for them secret
>>687459586
Kik is lukey.wukey
When I was 17/18/19 I hit several convenient stores and people up for substantial amounts of cash flow. I always got too paranoid to do anything with it so I kept hiding it and hiding for years. A few years back I counted everything- it amounted to about 15k in cash. It hid everything in random locations throughout a township in South Florida, mainly in parks. Many park in S. Florida have these things called nature trails- that's where I hid it. I'm sure no one has found it because it's buried pretty well, in airtight bags, and I purposely veered off course to bury the things. Also, these trails cannot most likely will not be built over due to its historical value.
>>687439757
Go for it ya coward
>>687457033
KEKd thanks for the giggle m8o
>>687442197
Please greentext
>>687459545
I agree. 200 percent disgusting.
>>687464674
As long as no one was killed or injured during your robbery statute of limitations is three years.
>>687447676
Also the evil ones would fall initially, emitting unearthly blood curdling shrieks, but then levitate slowly upwards, to stand before you with thin, cruel smiles upon their faces.
>>687461724
He cant be you dipshit cuz hes me.
>>687448361
Dan the man
>>687461986
Antibiotics? Wtf.
>>687448832
I did too ahhahahhahahaha
>>687438595
Wut?
I am attracted to pedos and sadist f18..
>>687463540
Thats fkn hot
>>687465614
Depression is an infection.
I jack off downstairs when my mom goes upstairs to shower in the morning.
a month a ago I cuddled and talked the night away with a guy and I really liked it BUT I already am with someone else
My stepdaughter asked me to buy a new webcam because she broke the one she had, and i bought her a network cam, so i can spy on her as much as i want ...
>>687465856
No. No its not. Go see a doctor bro.
>>687466176
gross dude
>>687466176
thats hot.. wow. How old is she and how old are you?
>>687466176
Any wins?
My giant sports injury scar on my thigh is actually from me gushing it open with a knife and the big burn scar on my chest is actually self harm and not a burn from the exhaust of a bus that I went under after pushing a nun out of the way.
>>687455004
In the distance from your balcony to the floor any such differences would be imperceptible. If I were you I would be more concerned about trying to spot the evil ones that the other anon mentioned. Shove one of those over the banister and you're totally fucked.
>>687466176
Mah nigga.
Conservative women are hotter than Liberal women.
>>687438728
wow, same, no finger but watch her pee
>>687466233
Ever since I got depression it has been causing hallucinations of family members watching me and random blackouts. It's from the pressure of the infection in my prefrontal cortex. I've alreadyy had this diagnosed by a doctor. I'm not the person you originaly applied to but I have bacterial depression too.
>>687438826
This guy has won the thread. Is there any point carrying on?
>>687446989
You obviously shared a bond.
>>687466329
she's 17 and i'm 43 ...
>>687466343
I have 5 minutes of her naked applying skin cream each day and sometimes fingering in her bed too :)
I barely even look when she's 'only' naked now, i'm just interested when she's masturbating ...
I fucked my neighbor.
We were both 7.
I push the last bit of poo out of my ass from the outside or I get incomplete evacuation. I press from the top and above my asshole a few inches and push down and it usually pops the shit out.
>>687466503
Don't think I got whole finger in, but I deffo remember playing a lot with her. She'd jack me off a bit to. Have a feeling she was abused by her dad or brother. Cause she knew what she was doing more than me.
i catfished my big titted cousin to get nudes. successfully.
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>>687466993
And your not sharing why?
>>687467126
because i'm her only male cousin, and if someone screenshot this thread she'd know it was me.
Don't see myself as a nice person and I always have some pissed off stern look on default or something like that but girls always told me that I'm actually a really nice and cute person.Not trying to sound edgy but how can they know that I'm a nice person when they don't know I'm kinda racist,easily pissed off and spending days lurking for gore threads?
>>687467126
>>687467274
if someone screenshot this thread and it got back to her, that is.
I download random spywares on my wife's computer and i fap furiously thinking that she's spied by random guys.
>>687466716
What do do you enhoy about it? Her age? or the taboo?
>addicted to drugs
>addicted to masturbation
>addicted to media
>lost my self-discipline when I was 17 years old
>lying to my family and gf that I plan on studying pharmacy (sorry if I the grammar sucks,German here)
>dream on leaving everybody behind and start a new life... but just can't
>>687466449
lolno
I did a big cum on a pen my crush let me borrow and then rinsed it off and gave it back to her in hopes that she would put it in her mouth like I had seen her do. It was 7th grade.
>>687467552
just the voyeurism i guess ... but i'm kinda bored now that i have seen 'enough' ... i'm just keeping the setup in case she has a 'friend' in her room ...
>>687439988
>my wife's daughter
>>687437870
same
>>687464184
That is the worst of all possible worlds - trust a /b/ro. You need to rip off the bandaid.
>>687461004
>>687467665
same here
