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ITT: Why your life sucks
I'll start
>40 balding
>Live in mom's basement
>Can't hold a job, fired 4 times in past year
>Depressed, alcoholic
>Resorts to fucking men out of loneliness
>Diabetic
>Mexican
>>687424503
well stop that then
>severely bipolar
>self-mutilate semiconstantly
>can't hold a job for more than a few months
>also depressed alcoholic, drunk right now
>predisposed to glaucoma, parkinson's, alzheimer's, and all sorts of other fun things
>attempted suicide thrice, can't even do that right
pic unrelated but emily bloom is amazing
>>687424677
Dubs don't lie, nor do trips
>>687424797
Except you didn't GET trips, you fucking autistic faggot. Fuck yourself.
>>687424503
>22
>Balding
>Had sex once
>got herpes
>Hear voices at night
>congenital heart defect born with
>Acne
>Cant grow facial hair
>Sever anxiety causes chest pains and other wierd shit
Positives
>6'2
>white
>23
>no gf
>no job
>no degree
>tons of fluid in my ears
once i get that last bit cleared up i can return to being a depressed NEET as opposed to a being a depressed NEET experiencing prolonged discomfort
>>687425387
>>687425480
Was just in the same boat as you a week ago.
Ear cleared up again after a few days, so I'm back to regular depressed NEET mode.
>>687425788
i guess i should be happy that my life wasn't its normal boring mess and i got to be "excited" by going to the doctor a bunch of times and getting tests/ health scares at 23
but this whole shitty mess fucked up my last few weeks of lectures and i failed two classes while getting As in the other two. i can't prove it but jews did this
Well I'm not sure if my life suck.
I need your opinions
>be 24
>still don't have college degree
>only fucked 2 girls in my life
>dated the first one for 4 years and hated her
>second one dating for last 6 months
>she's the vest girl I've ever met and we are like soulmates or something
>but I'm her 12th boyfriend wich is destroying my ego
>also I don't have any good friends
Does my life suck?
>>687426080
well since i am turning 24 in a few months are lives are basically the exact same to a tee.. despite me not having a second gf
so i would say your life is alright
drinking and drugs help
>18
>no job
>had gf, who was first kiss, lie to me and dump me
>depressed af about not really specifically her, but all kinds of shit,
> alcoholic because of depression at this point
>my friends who I consider brothers are across the country, so no moral support really at all
>>687426329
Well maybe my biggest problem is that I think my life sucks and I can't enjoy anything.
I had huge expectations since I was a kid and I thought I would be the one who's gonna fuck at least 12 girls, not the love of my life...
>>687426080
What does it even have to do her having 11 boyfriends before you with destroying your ego? nigga wtf lol
>>687426764
i can't enjoy anything because i am sure that there is nothing to enjoy. all desire is really just suffering so you need to rethink and reframe your expectations and values if you are ever going to achieve peace
>I thought I would be the one who's gonna fuck at least 12 girls, not the love of my life...
alright now you are just getting gay on me, anon. if you like that girl make sure she won't cuck you for niggers or something but don't get mushy here over it.
>>687426329
I feel like shit when I just think about it.
Also she left me for 3 months because she wanted to work in USA despite we were together just for four months.
It hurts even more because I was secretly in love with her for last 7 years... It fucked me up.
Now that she's gone I have a chance to fuck whoever I want but I don't know if I should do it...
Help
>>687424719
>>self-mutilate semiconstantly
pics?
>>687427141
>>687426936
Am I really that pathetic?
Should I just man the fuck up?
Cuz I don't know how.
>14
>gf dumped me
>depresses because my parents won't let me go out after 9pm
>alcoholic drugs addict
>tried to kill myself after I got noscoped on cod
I hate life
>>687424503
I'm so sorry you're mexican
>>687427351
you are taking the memes to seriously i think. as long as this girl isn't a disgusting herpes orc than you are probably good to go. letting her past sexual history get you worked up is a sign of autism
>>687427351
>>687427538
yeah
just look at the bright side she's prolly really good in bed by now, and if you see that as a downer you really need to man the fuck up
chiiiiiiiiiill
>>687427489
MODS
>>687427538
She has no std and only few of those 12 were one night stands.
I don't know why it bothers me so much.
I hate how inexperenced beside her I seem.
It kinda humiliates me.
>>687426936
I wouldn't want to be 12th in line fuck that shit
>>687428116
This is how I feel...
>>687428081
Is it as humiliating as living up to the self-fulfilling prophecy of the hideous ginger who told me that I should consider myself lucky because I would never get another gf again?.... she was right you know
just relax
also gtfo this board with your gf
reeeeee
>>687428308
drop that slut, can't turn a hoe into a house wife
>>687428116
nah son that's just stupid
y'all acting like chiks having sex is something negative are you fucking kidding me? how virgin do you have to be to feel threatened by a girl that knows how to suck a dick or how do you expect them to be good in bed if they have no experience?
12 isnt even that high of a number, assuming she started having sex at 16 (which imo is latter than most ppl this day and age), assuming she's 22, to say some random number, that's 2 guys a year for 6 years
get in the fucking train, this is 2k16
>24, balding
>average everything
>dropped out of elementary school
>GED
>only have associates after 4.5yr of community college
>only one gf, married her
>me and her diagnosed with severe depression
>also other problems (heart murmur, etc)
>minor alcoholic
>addicted to opiates
>far below poverty line, despite me and wife making well over minimum wage and working an average of 70hr/week between us
>live in texas
>broken hip from motorcycle wreck when i was 16
>moderate to severe chronic pain from wreck
And, just in the last 2 days,
>finally drop the $200 I'd been saving to buy transmission parts for truck
>install them, everything works
>things looking up
>next day brakes lock up in rainstorm and I rear-end lady
>Fuck
>this morning fuel pump dies on way to work
>part is $160
>have $65 in account
>rent due
>all utilities due
>already canceled doc appointments due to lack of cash
>nothing to sell
Goddamn my gun is looking friendly tonight.
>>687428511
sell your gun lol
>>687428459
it maybe 2016 but that doesn't mean i don't fuck classy bitches you fucking bloke, no one wants a whore as a wife.
>>687428459
>that's 2 guys a year for 6 years
she fucked a guy every 6 months in her formative years?
that is a goddamn slut man. no thanks
>>687428605
I'm in Irving, Texas.
It's the most "diverse" zipcode in the ENTIRE US.
I'm literally the only white guy in my block. Niggers and spics everywhere.
That's the one goddamned thing I'm keeping. If I die, it's gonna be my decision. Not because some nig thought I was worth robbing.
>>687428659
>allegedly fucks classy bitches
>believes they've had less sex than that chick
boy have I got some news for you
>>687428459
She's 24 and started when she was 14
>>687428659
You're uptight and shallow, not to mention a massive pussy.
Kill yourself.
My foreskin (well, what little there is after my botched circumcision) is swelling and I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor.
>>687428801
>formative years
thx m8 i had a good laugh
please stop being so bitter that you didn't have a classmate/gf to suck your dick when you were 16
Find God guys, seriously what do you have to lose?
>>687429026
>you didn't have a classmate/gf to suck your dick when you were 16
i did.... ONE.... woohoo let me have a bragfest lmao if you aren't a virgin then you would really know that bragging about it is petty and stupid.
one guy every 6 months when you are 14,15,16, even 17? that's pretty trashy bro
>>687428972
My mom, dad, and father in law all work at hospitals.
Any given story from any given day is FAR more interesting for them to snicker about than your dick being swollen. Don't be a faggot, get that shit checked out.
>>687428928
keyboard warrior couldn't get pussy if it slapped him in face.
>>687428919
I am medium
Lol that's average, at best. Seriously, chill. She's with you now ain't she? She's not worrying about your lack of experience, she's prolly eager to teach you some stuff/have some fun with you
Don't ruin it by being an insecure mushy bitch, there's nothing less attractive than a nigga with no confidence
and if you're lacking, fake it till you make it
>>687428511
join the french foreign legion, it's always been my fallback if i fuck up completely in life
>>687429164
Nah nigga... I mean with my friends. I have no car so I'd need a friend to drive me to the hospital, I don't want to try and explain to one of my friends that my fucking foreskin is swelling.
>>687429149
Who is even bragging lol
I just assumed... since, you know, you're acting like a faggit over something so basic and stupid as that.
>>687428972
i am no doctor but that sounds a little like phimosis which can get serious so you might want to check that out
>>687429149
so ture
>>687429355
>since you're acting like a faggot
and you are acting like a degenerate. where does that leave us?
>>687429215
I'm married, actually. I have kinky sex whenever I want and have had several threesomes.
Eat a sack of dicks ya dingus.
>>687429445
>degenerate
are you done tipping your fedora, m'faggot?
>>687429506
noone cares about your #cuck life faggot
>26
>wasted school
>wasted friends
>chubs
>diet and exercise do nothing
>balding
please help me die.
>>687429577
i love the word degenerate because it is so applicable in so many cases. like some worthless anon who thinks it's "cool" or "normal" or "2k16 bruh" to fuck 10+ people before 20 years old
you will be the death of the white people and western civilization in general you millennial trash
>28
>gay
>Asian
>Fat but losing weight (seems counter intuitive to eat more to lose weight but its working)
>virgin (kinda by choice but also neet as fuck so I never go anywhere to meet people but not enticed by grindr)
>no job
>no education
>no car
>no irl friends, mostly internet ones I play overwatch with
>depressed, get drunk like once or twice a month. Not that bad I guess.
>not sure what to do in life, thinking of going to school but have absolutely zero idea what I'd do
fml
>>687429337
Just fucking make up something, shit.
Are you in school? Say you have to get some vaccine.
Maybe you have a rash on your ass?
Maybe your cousin got diagnosed with liver cancer and you wanna get checked?
Goddamn dude. You seem like the kind of fag to not mention bloody diarrhea as a symptom because you don't want to talk about it.
>>687429665
Assuming you're the idiot who replied, then I'm just rebutting your stupid assertion that I don't get pussy. You have no response so you insult me.
You're terrible at arguing.
>>687429780
so fucking true
>>687429337
Do you have legs?
>>687429822
Where do you live?
>>687429780
Cry, baby, in tune with the sound of people having sex and actually living life
>>687429984
California
Op here this is my picture if you are in Riverside dont be a stranger
>>687430033
Well, fuck. I'm the Texasfag.
Sorry. Always wanted to fuck a dude, that's why I asked.
>>687424719
dont write "thrice" its faggy as fuck
brb g2g take a shit
>>687430028
>i don't have anything useful to say
>i will call him a cry baby
nice degenerate logic
>>687424503
>32 not balding
> live in $1.2million house with a pool
> have an awesome job that pays six figs
> not depressed, am happy as fuck,
> resort to fucking my beautiful smoking hot wife
> not diabetic
> not mexican, not an Americuck
> 5'11, 200# 12% body fat
fuck you and your shit life, mine is awesome
>>687430066
Bitch, you ain't balding. Fuck outta here.
Also, you fuck men out of loneliness? What does that mean? Are you straight but can't land a broad? Are you bi? Explain.
>>687430179
Haha tbh I'm not too keen on getting fucked, so yeah I have that going for me too. The reversal of all the stereotype gay Asians
>6'1
>not fem
>top
Grindr is easy if you really want to fuck someone though!
>>687430066
Not OP faggot
>18
>work at McDonald
>dropped out of high school
>Im basically mommy and daddy's slave
>fucked one girl when I was 17 and it wasn't her pussy
>tfw I've only ever fucked an ass
>tfw feels gay man
On the bright side however I've made out with 8 girls, I even finger fucked 4 of them. Shit was cash ;$
>>687430311
i bet you got a small peepee
>inb4 "i actually have a large peepee"
>>687430311
Its ok anon you dont have to lie on the internet to make youself feel better
>>687430314
i dont have a receding hairline im balding from the top of my head. i fuck men because i need to bust a nut in a hot hole and men are easier for me to bed.
>>687430311
sure u r doing great anon :)
why would u be on /b/ otherwise? ahha
>>687430354
Well, I meant more of "have sexual relations with a male", but whatever. I'm pretty desperate to suck some dick tbh, and I love taking it in the ass. Thankfully my wife is into that, but I wanna try the real thing, you know?
As for grindr, I'm not the cheating kind. Everyone's gotta be on the level, and grindr just doesn't seem to work that way for me
>>687430311
Awww poor guy let him have his post awww.
>>687430542
Ah, ok. That makes sense.
A hole's a hole, after all.
>>687430418
>>687430505
>>687430589
my pepe is average size, not big but not small
not lying bro
I enjoy readin various threads on /B/ its not just pov cunts that dwell here, mostly but not all
six figs is a lot
>>687426080
Why do past boyfriends affect your ego? Get a grip of yourself you faggot and just be happy a woman wants to be with you. Past exploits don't mean shit... unless she has aids.
>>687424503
>Got a B in Math once
>>687424503
you faggots realise that its not compulsory to have a shit life.
Lotta balding dudes here. Same is happening to me but I've mostly gotten over it.
>27, balding as mentioned before
>My teeth used to be fine but they are becoming transparent and ugly
>Got these bumps on my dick. Frodyce's spots. A LOT of them.
>stretch marks on my thighs from when i weighed more
>gaining weight back
Combine these things and I find that I have no confidence when I'm talking to women. Can't even smile anymore without feeling ashamed. I guess it's not a huge deal compared to other people's problems but I've never known what it's like to be un-self-conscious. To exist without feeling inferior to everybody. I've missed out on my life thus far and it seems like it's only getting worse.
>>687430618
Haha but if you're not the cheating kind wouldn't that be exactly what you'd do with me?
>>687430859
Ok, then prove it.
Certainly you have an expensive car? Timestamp with it.
Also, your money doesn't mean shit and you'll get no respect if you didn't earn it. Daddy's connections or being a sandnigger in an old state means you're a pathetic beta.
>>687431153
I am Australian, not a "sand nigger"
I never met my father, so no he didnt give me any money or connections. I have a VW Tiguan, that I own not the bank, not cheap but not expensive. I don't see the point of having an expensive car when money can be better spent.
>>687431034
Naw. Grindr seems to lack dudes I'm interested in. Not bodytype, but personality.
Anyway, my woman doesn't like the thought of me fucking other girls with her participating, but dude are negotiable. So as long as she knows, it's cool. Also, since you're a virgin you probably are clean. One less blood test to do.
>>687424719
>thrice
keke
I licked this guys manus today.
>>687431388
Fair enough.
Then let's see a pays tub or an bank statement.
Regardless of whether you're lying or not, you're a fucking cunt.
>>687424503
You could have just written mexican..
>>687430311
imaginary job more like works at Dicks are Us dildongs
>>687431520
as long as you guys had fun I dont see the issue dude
>>687431403
Yeah I've been tempted to just hookup with random guys on grindr, but I really want to have sex with people I have strong feelings for first. It's fucking stupid when guys message me on dating apps/sites asking why I don't want to hookup. Just fuck dude, just wank and move the fuck on with your life.
>>687431388
it seems like you aren't being entirely truthful on the internet
not sure why though
>>687431671
My thoughts exactly.
>>687431388
I thought /b/ hated austrians because they fuck niggers and kangaroos
>20
>took a year off after highschool
>haven't done anything except sit home at the computer
>cant find motivation to do anything
Bought an electric piano for 500€ that I haven't used for more than 4 hours. Was going to the gym for 3 weeks straight but skipped today so probably not going back for another month or so. Probably wont get into my uni of choice, have to stay home another year improving my grades.
I am decent looking and funny but I can only talk to girls if I am in a certain mood, which is rare.
I hate this fucking computer, I wish I had never started with this shit. Fuck videogames and fuck the internet. Should I throw it out the window? I worked 3 months at a place where dreams go to die in order to afford it.
>>687425010
80% of people on earth have herpes.. you are not alone buddy, that's like 4bil people
>>687430879
Because it feels like whoever wanted her already had her. And when she was way younger...
>>687429506
Lol faggot
>>687427182
Yo man, honestly just fuck other girls. Like that other dude is telling u, it's all in your head and her fucking other dudes doesn't really matter on a personal level like it matters in your head. So fix it in your head by fucking other girl. I gotta be honest with u man. As long as you can forgive urself after, you'll be able to convince urself that you couldn't avoid cheating.
>>687432072
Actually yeah, I'm a total faggot.
>19
>aspergers/autism, didnt find out until a month or 2 ago
>also ocd
>depression since parents broke up 10 yrs ago
>panic disorder
>insomnia
>anxiety
>anxiety cripples me to a point where i cant function/work
>sit at home doing uni online and playing vidya
>got gf then left me and didnt give me a reason
>super depressed since
>every little thing reminds me of her
>meds dont work
>too poor for other help
>might hero feelsbadman
upsides though
>6'3
>good looking
>hair is thinning and I am only 20
>fat (but that can be fixed)
>type 1 diabetic
>haven't worked in 6 months last boss was a prick and I am worried my next boss will be as well
>I kinda feel dead inside
>>687431719
what am I being not truthful about?
>>687432188
I know
>>687432129
That's what I wanted to do.
But I'm scared I'd lose her.
She knows I've always wanted to fuck way more girls and she said if I need to I should do it and she'd be okay but I know how much she hopes deep inside I wob't do it.
>>687431785
Sucks I'm gay though, I know a lot of girls that want what I want and flirt with me, just wish it really was a choice.
>>687431943
>I worked 3 months at a place where dreams go to die in order to afford it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9TsGOswVA&feature=youtu.be&t=24s
That made me cry, because I was in a dead end job that really crushed my soul. Try cutting peas with scissors for 3 hours as a sous chef and after three months it'll make you want to kill yourself.
>>687432279
Until you show us some goddamned proof, the smart money is that you're lying about everything you said.
>>687432369
easy man, you're going to give yourself a heart attack!
>>687431943
>I am decent looking and funny but I can only talk to girls if I am in a certain mood, which is rare.
In the exact same situation as you. 18, just graduated, completely fucked off and never applied for any scholarships or even took my SAT and going to wait a year to see if I even want to go to college. I thought I'd take some time to get the spaghetti out of my pockets and try to get laid (kissless virgin here.) If I'm in the right mindset I can be funny and talk to girls (I've had a couple of fatties crush on me and a negress straight up grab my dick once, so I guess I'm sorta attractive?) but I'm finding it harder and harder to get into that mindset these days.
>I hate this fucking computer, I wish I had never started with this shit. Fuck videogames and fuck the internet. Should I throw it out the window? I worked 3 months at a place where dreams go to die in order to afford it.
I ask myself the same question. Really, the internet is nice and all, but what will it ever get me? I feel like I'll be on /b/ one day, look up, and realize I'm 30 with absolutely no life.
>23
>Passion is cars
>worked my entire teenage years to save up and buy a rhd jdm fd3s mazda rx7
>finally finish my car, wait the winter to drive it in the spring as I live in Canada
>was out walking my dog one day when i was 21
> got a tick
>lyme disease
>can't walk anymore
>can't drive my dream car that I own
>sit in my parents house every day and stare at my car sitting in the driveway wondering what it would be like to drive it
>Only friend just got married and moved to a different city 6 hours away
>all alone
>>687432486
Naw, I'm actually pretty chill. High as tits, petting my one-eye lovebug of a kitten, and about to fap (woman is sick and it's 4am).
You're just a really bad troll. What I mean is: you're bad at trolling. Subtlety is the key ya dingus.
>>687432012
So fucking what? In the grand scheme of things you're both still too young for any of this shit to matter. Part of growing up is sleeping about and having fun. Then once that's out of your system you shack up with someone you genuinely like. You should be honoured she chose you, instead of being a bellend about her past.
>>687432679
You got paralyzed from a tick? Holy fuck dude.
>>687432796
doc says if i rehab he sees me being able to getting back to walking in about 5-7 years...can barely even project myself 3 days into the future, let alone for a hope that maaaaybe i might be able to walk again in 5+ years.
>>687432772
Spotted the cuck
>>687432679
You can't drive at all? There's no conversion kit to make it to where you can drive without legs/etc. or anything?
>>687432796
>>687432939
also just a heads up, if you ever go walking through tall grass...check your skin when you get home, sounds paranoid but fuck. I would be combing my fucking skin if i could go back in time.
>>687432362
Made me depressed as fuck working there. This video is pretty spot on.
>32, almost 33
>walk with a cane due to spinal cord damage causing leg weakness
>major depression and anxiety, especially in social situations or around strangers
>balding badly
>fat
>live in parents' basement
>can't hold a job due to too many limitations; waiting for SSDI hearing
>broke as fuck
>divorced for almost two years, was my first an only relationship
>no sex in 2 years
>spinal cord damage has also caused sexual problems, so I can't even cum when I fap
>want to die sometimes, but care too much about my family and friends to do anything
>>687432991
in canada it's illegal to have a manual car with hand controls. I could do it auto, but i can't afford to do conversion, plus i put so much money and effort into getting it perfect it would be like taking a million steps backwards to go to an automatic transmission.
>>687432720
I wasn't trying to troll you man, I was actually worried about you
>>687433162
let alone the fact it's RHD so they're going to be extra picky about the inspection to get it registered/insured.
>>687432984
>Appreciates everybody has a past
>Cuck
Ok friendo, shouldn't you be in school though!
>>687433137
Find a guy on Craigslist to lick your ass.
>>687432984
winner winner chicken dinner
>>687432608
Yes dude. I keep telling myself that as soon as I get buff I will get that confidence boost, but in reality I can't stick to something long enough.
The only thing that's stopping me from getting rid of my computer are the friends that I stay in contact with by using it.
You should definitley go to college, without that you are just a dirty pleb.
>>687432939
I hope you get better /b/ro thats a tough gig.
I need to go to the doctor's some day in the future. My tounge is looking a little cancerish.
>>687433345
Not gay so I have zero interest in any man licking my asshole, much less one from Craigslist.
>24
>getting fatter and fatter each year
>have sex once a year if not less
>lazy fuck with no motivation for future living in a shitty country where unemployment rate is high and everything falling apart
>all i care about is video games and /b/ (and food)
>>687432209
>assburger
>autismo
>found out a month ago
A doctor diagnosed me with most of those things too. I told him he's an idiot and I'm fine, other than being on /b/, that is.
>>687433622
trap maybe? it's not gay to fuck traps
>>687433035
Yeah I was working in a place were I would have 4 of those fuckers on me at the end of the day.
>>687424719
I believe you. That image you posted somehow fits damaged fucks. Good luck
>>687433673
Are you unhappy?
>>687433874
i have no feelings tbh, that's the scary part. i don't give a shit
>>687433578
thanks man, i'm in no way going to end my life or anything.
just tough thinking i spend basically 1/4 of my life getting ready to drive this dream of a car and here i am. and the same amount of time will be needed to just be able to drive it. Motivation for it is hard when i got nobody pushing me anymore. my parents want me to sell it but I refuse.
>>687424503
>18
>6'2 white
>college
>ginger with an awesome beard
>gf that loves the fuck out of me
>fuck almost every day
>party quite a lot
Life's not that bad and pretty easy imo, I'm fucking loving it rn
>>687433561
>Yes dude. I keep telling myself that as soon as I get buff I will get that confidence boost, but in reality I can't stick to something long enough.
Same here. I just can't get into it; I wish I would have played sports throughout school so that I was used to it by now. Have you considered signing up for a sport or something? I find it easier to do something if it doesn't feel like work.
>You should definitley go to college, without that you are just a dirty pleb.
Shit, maybe, but I fucking hated high school and don't even know what I'd major in. What's the point in going to college if the degree I get isn't useful to me?
>>687425010
>>687424719
>>687426080
>>687426655
>>687427489
>>687428511
why are all you fucks so depressed like little faggots.
>18
>live with parents
>work 25 hours a week in 2 shifts
>have 5 days off
>plenty of disposable income
>no gf, but a friend with benefits i met at the pub one night
>play vidya, hunt, fuck, get pissed and (sometimes) work out for 5 days straight
you niggers just need to get out of the fucking house and the confining box of your little rooms/basement sometimes
>>687433113
Yeah, it's really deep and meaningful. What kind of job did you have btw?
>>687433769
Let me rephrase that. I'm straight. I'm neither gay nor queer. So, I'm not attracted to traps just like I'm not attracted to men. Besides, scouring Craiglist for a hookup will do nothing for me, or did you not read where I said that I can't cum?
>>687433982
Yeah I know how it feels to have nobody really pushing you to achieve things. Its a shitty thing getting stuck in a rut.
Well goodnight man. I hope your life improves.
>>687434569
thanks man, appreciate it /b/ro
>>687433683
Ye apparently i was diagnosed as a kid, nevar knew, i dont think i caught it on b
>>687426655
>>18
Life is great at 18, just think how you will feel if shit is like that at 36, with free baldness, liver problems and dead folks thrown in.
>>687434756
this
adulting + getting old sucks
>>687432679
There's a plot hole in your story.
How did you get bit by a tick in the winter?
>>687434184
Have thought about doing some sort of martial art but as always I never got to it. Feels like I'm too old to start something. My mother was too nice when I was a child and never forced me to get into a sport, so I never developed any interest.
I mean if you are fine with not getting an education that's great. Society needs people who do "normal" stuff too. As long as you are happy with it. It just feels like such a waste to work some shit job that has no meaning your whole life and then you die.
What's with you getting a useless degree? There are good ones, like engineering or law. You can study something to lead a comfortably life so you then can put your free time into your hobbies or interest. What are you interested in?
>>687432984
Funny. Cucks think about dicks going into their gf all the time amiright? Looks to me you are the one obsessing about the dicks going into the gf, guess I spotted the cuck too.
>>687434203
>Assuming everyone are the same way
>>687425010
fuck off
>>687434390
Warehouse worker. I put heavy boxes into bigger boxes for transport. I work started at 0700 and I had to get up at 0430 in order to get there on time. Couldn't they get a machine to cut the peas?
>>687426936
fuckin nigger
>>687435715
That sounds like a nightmare. They probably could, but it'd be cheaper to pay someone minimum wage to do monotonous things lol.
>21
>shit attention span
>0 self confidence
>never had a gf, not interested in women I don't know, I am the master at getting friendzoned
>not asexual, have multiple fetishes, but very uncomfortable letting someone I don't know touch me
>Not interested in casual sex and "improving my game", never fantasized about getting tons of pussy, feel society is judging me for that
>In all my sexual fantasies have female features, pretended it was just a fetish but I know better now. I 'm scared of the consequences
>have wasted 3 years of education finding my way but I have at last
>actually professionally diagnosed inhibition nevrosis, depression and anxiety disorders, getting better thanks to treatment and therapy
>have several, very good friends who accept me as I am and don't judge me
>starting to get a better work ethic
>starting to accept myself as I am
>starting to learn not to give a fuck about what other people expect me to be or do
>starting to actually care about my appearance to make myself feel better
First world problems. All in all, some people have it way worse than me, and it's starting to look up.
I think I should have travelled more in my childhood I would have seen true horror and learn not to limit myself to please others sooner. This site is wonderful, you just have to learn to ignore provocation, which is a very good skill to have IRL.
ly all
>25
>making youtube channel
>youtube channel isn't going anywhere
fuck
>23
>can't keep/find a decent job
>any time I get hired something happens temporarily that fucks things up and by the time it's resolved, I get fired
Other than that life is okay
Positives
>had a loyal and supportive gf for 4+ years
>we're on the same sexual level and she's always down for ffm
>have a good amount of good friends, more girls than guys
>have 7" cock
Not so bad m8, but not being able to hold a job fucks with my head sometimes. I don't give up though
>24
>broke af
>Still owe social service so i cant ge't my degree
>Degree is on a field that has little to no industry in the country (3rd world country)
>No gf
>had 1 when i was 18, dated her for 2 years, never fucked.
>Overweight
>Acne in chest-area. Treated about 30 times, still there.
>1 time cried from anxiety and frustration of not being able to be good enough at my job.
>Only have 1 good friend , see him once every year.
>Want to be independent , can't 'cause im broke af.
>Born in 3rd world, can't aspire to get a good paying job with my field of study.
>Can't go have fun outside because of insecurity (thiefs, gunfights) issues.
>Government is too corrupt to care.
Positive
>6'2''
>Can handle stress and dep kinda well.
>Still thriving to get out of the shit hole.
>22
>Living with my gf for 2 years
>Work as a night auditor
>Have plenty of sex
>>687437720
what channel
>>687437912
what country
>>687424503
>almost 19
>can't get a job
>got rejected for dream job, then fired from current job for crying about it on break
>depression, BPD
>addicted to self destructive behaviour
>brother is an ice addict
>can't control my jealous behaviour around my boyfriend
>dad harasses me every night about getting a job even though I apply for at least one new job a day
Positives
>Could leave boyfriend to get a sugar daddy
>can steal cash from dad since he leave his wallet unattended
>not fat/ugly
>>687424503
>18, m
>Been homeless three times
>I am in the middle of cancer treatment
>Don't know if I have a future
Pros:
>Have three very close friends
>I still want to live
>>687438650
>can't control my jealous behaviour around my boyfriend
>Could leave boyfriend to get a sugar daddy
What the fuck femanon
>>687438650
>woman
negates all man based problems so you are better off than anyone here. at least you can leech off one of these poor fuckers like the cunt you are.
>>687438842
why stay with a guy who deserves to be with someone who doesn't have jealousy issues, especially when there are people who want to pay me just for being female
>>687438876
yeah i wouldn't not call myself a cunt yo be honest hahah
>>687438650
georgia? lol
>>687439274
nah
>>687424503
>39
>making breakfast burrito
>find out we have no sour cream
FML
>>687439323
>almost 19
>job issues
>cry on break
>depression ptsd
>brother ice addict/dealer
>parents are cunts
sounds almost exactly like my ex
>>687431950
>80% of people on earth have herpes
>>687439800
i've only had one ex before, but broke up with him before my brother was into ice and before i had job problems,
sorry bro
>>687439417
poor bastard. a beaner breakfast treat with no sour cum.
>>687440042
herpes I ie cold sores. Only 1/5 have genital badtimes.
source: CDC ie jews
22 going through first major major breakup girlfriend of 4.5 years disappears last night texts me today saying she was asleep on her friends couch. I know I sound like a whiny bitch but I really think I might kill myself soon. I lost my job most of my friends and my relationship all in a month. If I do then this fucking board will be the last thing I posted online before dying.
>I know 'quit crying cuck faggot'
This was the greatest friend and relationship I had though and all of a sudden she needs 'time and space to think'. I can't give it to her though because I'm so fucking lonely without her. Anyway I'm going to try and sleep I have an interview in two hours.
>it really hurts to live right now
>>687440646
hope you don't do it man, life gets better, you have a lot to live for and you're only young.
>>687440141
dont be sorry, just crazy coincidence i guess. Gl
>>687440766
I know man but she was seriously the one person I talk to and I know it's fucking stupid to be that in love at 22 but I really feel like a part of me is dead now and I'll never be as happy as I was with her. Maybe it's the breakup/jobless status, but goddam if this is what life feels like I'm getting off the ride.
>>687440646
Seriously feel the same, every tiny place and thing reminds me of her its hard as fuck. Might end it, depends where life goes in the short future i guess.. Its just getting harder. Idk what to do. Hope you find a way to get passed it though bro.
>>687440948
You have family bro?
>>687441187
I drunkenly bagged up all her shit last night after her friend said it was 'none of my business' anymore, and then my girl calls me this morning saying I'm acting crazy for freaking out like I did.
>I had a full fucking panic attack with the writhing and screaming and tearing at my hair. It was pretty biblical.
I don't know what to do. I'm still so deeply in love with her but at this point I feel like she's walking on top of me and still saying I'm being unfair because I won't give her space. I'm the one in the wrong, right?
>>687440646
just lost my fiancee (dated for 6 years) to a rich, chad, half-nig lawyer. It was only 9 months ago, but I'm already getting my dick sucked and loving every minute of my life once again. Savor this Anon, this is the moment every man experiences. The moment when you finally realize that even the cooze you love is just a piece of cooze.
>>687441422
Yeah man my mom called last night and tried making me feel better. We don't talk a lot so she's really out of touch with me but it did make me feel better. Until I got off the phone and then my girl wouldn't even tell me goodnight because her 'phone was dead.'
Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cocked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.
Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.
Pic related
>>687441627
I think about stuff too much, I think it's going to take so long to get over this. I just want to kiss her head and say I love her. I get what you're saying about the cooze but she was really my best friend.
I lost the only person I connect with over a lie I told years ago.
>>687424503
Thanks OP, you just made everyone's life better by comparison. Thanks for taking one for the team you MEXIBALDFAG...
>>687441838
you should have relaxed
>>687441850
well Anon seriously I'm a manic-depressive and we traveled the world together (she was rich, too.) So unless you're like, even more emotionally dependent on her than a bipolar person with literally only one other person in his whole life for several consecutive years (the traveling), you'll be over it in 9 months or sooner. Worst case scenario.
have no formal education, no skills and no training.
3 years ago I was depressed, unemployed, and we were living at my wife's parents house after our house became a burst pipe flood festival. She was also depressed and self harming at this time.
Now me and my wife both have our own businesses, our own (admittedly rented) place and a 2 year old son.
Her getting pregnant really turned my life around. I had to stop moping around like a faggot feeling sorry for myself and take the necessary steps to ensure that my son has some chance of a good life.
Oh and our sex life is as good as its ever been.
>>687442069
Thanks for the advice anon. I figured posting 'wahhh my breakup' would just get me yelled at
>>687441670
well if your mum called you even though you guys aren't very close, you definitely mean a lot to her, your her son and she loves you more than you know, maybe try keeping in touch with her more, it'll really help
>>687442240
Nah, I feel your pain, sincerely. I still hate lawyers, for example, can't shake that bit. But luckily that hatred blends in easily as a personality trait because the average person already kinda hates lawyers.
>>687441566
I dont know bro, i had panic attacks too and lashed out before, its the worst thing in the world. I think you only reacted because of whats happening, it was probably not the right thing to do but anyone would have reacted like that if the person they are inlove with was slipping away. I wouldnt blame yourself, it seems like theres more too it. Just try to act smart and calm here on out until things settle down i reckon. Maybe she will realise things are better with you. Idk how else to help. Sorry if my advice is shit but thats what im doing at the moment. Im still waiting and im still so in love... Just want things back to how they were.
>>687424503
>21
>still live at home
>never had a gf
>had sex once with a fat Hawaiian bitch that smelled like hamburger.
>no degree
>still share room with 11 year old sister
>3 bedroom apartment, 8 people
>118 lbs, 5'8, >black/asian/islander/white/native American mutt
>best friends are all chads and brads
>so beta i got heartbroken over a 1 month fling for nearly 3 years
>became a stoner due to depression and anxiety
>can't enjoy food, movies or outings without being stoned off my ass
>can't sleep at all without being high
>functional stoner, but way more boring and out of it than I used to be
>can ready feel my memories fading and my speech getting fucked
>got rejected from a well paying mimitary contractor job because I was awkward around the test distributed on the first day and couldn't open a door
>scored second highest marks in my class
>got hit with some bullshit physical test for being so scrawny, failed
>back to working in the kitchen job after everyone congradated me for getting the callback interview. They thought I made it for sure
>twin sister living it up as a sorority college girl who pulls chads
>she used to be as ugly and awkward as I was
Pros:
The view out my back door
>>687441922
Yeah, it was something I was kind of building up the courage to do so I was edgy as fuck to start with.
>>687433190
"Do you have a mental disorder or smth? just caring about you not trying to discredit u in way lol everyone see"
I don't want to believe that anyone this retarded could make 6 figures a year.
>>687426764
Erik sina?
>>687428860
fucking retard
>>687441850
What was the lie anon?
>>687428511
>dropped out elementary school
Damn nigga
>18
>balding
>no beard
>little acne
>skinny
>poorfag
>dropped out high school
>graduate from home this year
>no friends here, and where I will move to college
>bisexual
>fucked by 3 older dudes and only fucked 1 girl
>have no idea how I did to fuck that girl
>>687424719
>predispose or yadayadayada
You are a fucking faggot.
Man the fuck up.
>19
>5'8"
>Fat
>dropped out of HS
>social anxiety
>Barely go out of the house
>haven't talked to someone my age in 4 years
>can't even talk to someone online without panicking
All I hear is a fuckton of complaining! Is no one here going out and actually trying to better their little neet selves?
Yes it sucks for a while, but working out will boost your confidence.
You will be awkward, but try and LEARN how to talk to people instead of just queefing words out your face.
>24
>Married, no shitty kids
>Was living off of $200/m in my car for almost 6 months
>Drove to gyms for showers and "Free Trials"
>Spent most of the day begging for jobs
>Finally got one and worked my way up while taking college on the side
>Finished my CS Degree
>Now making just under 6 figures and plan to move into a better, bigger home.
>Tesla M3 is coming in a year and a half
>Finally replacing that shitty car I slept in when I was 19.
tl;dr
Stop whining, don't rely on motivation to get you through. Foster discipline, then motivation will carry you.
> 22
>my Job is too easy and i can`t find anything else
>Depressed, coffein addiction
>i already make plans to blow up the parlament with selfmade AMMN
>Poor despite working 60 hours a week
>surrounded by idiots
>get harassed for displaying common sense and righteousness
>I want to kill the idiots around me and I will do that at one point
>>687434203
To be a kid again
>>687424503
vote trump - then you probably get killed by some fucktard
>26
>balding
>.....
Everything else is going okay actually
>20
>type 1 diabetic (diagnosed @ 12)
>major depression, general anxiety, adhd
>adhd medication lets me function like a human being
>being able to focus keeps me from killing myself with an insulin fuckup
>adhd medication increases pulse
>resting rate w/o ~90
>resting rate w/ ~120
>tfw persistent medication induced tachycardia
>120 pulse fucks my anxiety up, fucks depression up, fucks ability to throw self out of bed up, etc.
>viciouscycle.filename
mental illness is No Fun. "It's all in your head." no literally yea it is. That's the whole problem my dude.
>>687446928
You really sound like someone with very mild problems. Literally every line of your post could apply to me and I don't think I have it that bad.
>>687424503
>23
>balding (honestly thankful i didnt dtart as early as my dad. 7th grade)
>live with gf and can cum in her ass mouth wherever
>work on daddios dairy farm, have since i was 15
>building my own log cabin, feelsgreat
>can put cigars out on my hand due to work calluses so i smoke blunts like crazy. 4 or 5 a day.
>sing and play guitar for a band but i fucking hate all other musicians for being special snowflakes. Hypocrit? Maybe. I dont think im some special fuck though, just another person
LIFE IS PRTY GOOD I GUESS
>>687448132
I also was bullied my whole life because my familie ist`t as rich as they are.
90% of the population are greedy assholes who have no sense for the well being of other persons and only care about themself
society is broken so i want to break society
>>687449299
where do you live?
>22
>balding
>aspergers
>still in undergrad, and don't look like finishing it anytime soon
>no job, but the undergrad degree I am doing should lead to a super high paying job
Nice
>20
>already ruined credit
>family dog has recently gone blind on top of being deaf
>father has just about drunk himself to death
>failed the one college or I was taking and lied to mother about it
>shit $8 hour job
>constantly stressed by dui court date that's coming in a few months
>also have gained about 20 pounds like the last 3 months.
>>687434203
I have a job but I have Severe anxiety when leaving the house. Although I'm not depressed. I'm honestly a pretty hyper person.
>26
> I think sex is waste of time and it makes me uncomfortable when anyone makes sex jokes around me.
>I had lead poisoning when I was 3 years old.
>My entire immediate family and including me is autistic.
>I have a job but I want to cry everyday. Very intense emotions.
>I have never been suicidal but I overdosed on adderall because the pills made me crazy.
>>687428801
If you achieve adulthood you'll understand what a stoopid fucking thing you posted there sonny.
>>687442609
>same
>20
>really poor social life
>still virgin and no gf in my near future
>overweight
>the very few friends I have gradually forget about me or abandon me
>complete failure in school and still no clue about what to do in college
>life in my house is pretty much a mess
>very often I thunk about killing myself but i can't stiil find the balls to do it
>every fucking minute of every fucking day i feel like I'm drowning
>everytime I try to change things it only get worse
>22
>studying useless degree
>fuck girls from tinder every week
>drink alcohol alone every day
>pretend i am happy
>mfw i whore myself and become alcoholic
>mfw i miss my ex so much
> 24
> not white
> live in a all-white racist german city
> manlet
> rejected 3 times because manlet (by their own words)
> lost virginity to girl who cheated because fuck it at this point
>>687429149
>>one guy every 6 months when you are 14,15,16, even 17? that's pretty trashy bro
Er, no it's not. That's pretty sedate for a sexually active young teen.
It just seems a lot to you because its more than you've managed, and to distract everyone from your own shortcomings you've pointed your crooked, cum stained, grubby nailed finger and shouted slut.
>>687451007
really? theres still white people in Germany?
>>687451186
yeah, but in cities not even white people want to move to
>>687430311
Short and fat. Payed in seed riddled fruit of the sand nigger. Has to resort to fucking his wife. Home valued in $, but not americuck. Thinks a pool is big news, 32 and on /b/.
You sir are not winning.
>28
>Tourette's syndrome
>can't sit idly, must be doing something at all times while awake
>people think i'm weird
>i feel like an autist because i can't bond with people
>everything people do and say makes me cringe
sometimes i think i'm just autistic also and everyone can tell but me.
>>687424503
>21 and white
>dumped cheating gf
>got a decent job
>got my own apartment 3rooms+kitchen
>>687451929
>Everything people do makes me cringe.
No you're just a cynical faggot. That's why you have no friends.
>>687427489
>>687451831
Halp
>>687444468
I was talking to some random bitches online when we first got together 3.5 years ago, finally admitted it. Now she's saying she knew the whole time but can't get over it when I act so jealous.
>almost 19
>virgin
>haven't been in a relationship since I was 14
>overweight
>couldn't get into college for art
>when into psychological science because in got in easy
>only 1 actually close friend who is moving away at the end of the year
>only have 2 shifts a week at work, where i clean dishes and the kitchen mainly
>am generally only happy when high or drunk
>have had a head ache for almost a month now
>I suck a sleeping
>can't stop spending money on stupid shit I don't really need, ie clothes
>consonantly write the instead of the by accident.
>>I have this chronic disorder where I diagnose myself with bullshit illnesses to cover up for the fact that I haven't done shit with my life.
>>Everyone in this thread.
>18
>virgin
>Got a good job
>6/10 looks
>6 ft
>slim
>Full Head of hair
>No gf
Pretty happy with my life atm
>18
>virgin
>literally no friends besides online people I sometimes talk to
>go on omegle once in a while just to have some social interaction
>about to fail highschool
>I failed twice already before (different years) so now I'll be 21 when I graduate high school (european school system)
>want to be a doctor but I don't know if I'm smart enough considering I never tried studying in school
>I'll probably end up working at a boring regular job with an assistant manager telling me I won't get a raise from my 30,000 a year salary. While my 5/10 chubby wife chews me out for being too laid back and not taking initiative. Going to bed every night hoping someone with a gun comes into my home and kills me
what do I do man
>>687454641
kek
>>687424503
Can u explain me this photo? I have no idea what am looking at
>>687455940
just try go to a college and get an apprenticeship, get a basic apprenticeship (not sure what country you are from but im from the uk) and go from there.
Also go out drinking and meet new friends, thats what I do
>18 and skinny
>still have teenage metabolism
>eat like a fucking whale
>know I have no self control and I will be fat my entire life after my 20s
>>687438699
Damn anon, best of luck
>>687429231
It's really a luck to pass there as you should be a fcking monster
>>687456938
Don't worry bro, I was visiting the gym 4 times a week still managed to get up to 90kg/200 pounds by just eating mindlessly. Started controlling how much I eat, lowered calories to 1500 a day.
It was hard at first but I got used to it now, so far 2 months has passed and I'm 78kg/172pounds. Even if you get chubby it's not that hard to lose it
>>687428116
Summer summer summer tiiiime
>>687456830
How do you just go out and drink? Like just go to a random bar near me and start drinking? I don't see how that will make make me friends
I'm not a complete sperg but can you go into detail a little bit?
>>687426080
That should make your ego stronger you dumb faggot. She's had 12 others but chose you. Quit being a fuckin cucklord
>>687458397
Or she got dumped 12 times and he's her 13th best choice.
>>687457929
Normally I go out drinking with people and go to clubs. You could go to bars and meet people or go to night clubs and meet people, pretty easy when everyone is smashed. (quick tip for clubbing, smoking area is the best way to talk to people in clubs so consider smoking or going out with people when they smoke. Also asking someone for a lighter can spark a conversation)
>>687459142
advising 18 year olds to start smoking so that they can make friends
This is why I visit /b/
>>687458668
Doubt it.
Heres how i fixed my situation. I bought a years supply of modafinil, took it every day, read the 4 hour work week, got interested in the stock market, became a productivity machine. don't listen to these degenerates, its not hard to be successful without even leaving your desk. Pick your ass up, sit it back down and start taking drugs and learning about shit.
>>687459311
im 18 myself m8, just a suggestion
>>687424503
>Resorts to fucking men because am faggot
ftfy, homo.
I've never been lonely enough to fuck another dude, you faggot.
Read through whole thread, not sure if i have any problems now. Except some crappy papers i need to complete for my miserable education, but hell...
>21
>No official job (was some one-stop jobs here and there though)
>Stuck living with parents
>Almost unsociable
But
>Have wonderful gf for almost a year though
And, eh. Some ppl here quite right about stopping whining and grabbing yourself by the ass, that's what i'm planning to do since the moment i post this.
I really feel sorry for those who have bitter life conditions (what a fag am i to complain).
Dude with rx-7 (and others), if you read this, i just hope that one fine day everything would be alright for you, don't lower your hands
Peace! \/
>>687460078
The one nice guy left on /b/. All the others have turned into cringy faggots and edge lords. Good to know there's still a good guy Steve that hasn't been jaded by his shitty life choices. Stay up /b/ro
>>687425010
I have herpes too same age
