Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
I shoot magic missle in to the darkness edition
>>687375646
>GuP got a movie, huh
Yes and it's amazing.
Watch it now.
>>687375759
We claimin
>>687375759
kagami claimed!!!
>>687375759
post lewds of your waifu.
>>687376055
Snek is always a cute.
>Vigil
I still read faceless posts and consider them, they can be informative. But if it's straight up insults with no constructive comments at all they should be obviously ignored.
>I might still reply back because I enjoy feeding trolls
>>687376128
Claimed
So i got a question for anyone. What do you guys do that may seem wierd to other people?
>i prefer cold pizza
Not like eating a frozen one out of the box, but when i order a pizza i let it sit in the fridge and instead of reheating leftover pizza i like it cold
>>687375363
Tracers still give me aids, my poor supports just get dunked by them. Glad to see someone is ruining their lives.
>>687376055
Nah. I can barely find lewds of Shizuru, let alone ones i'd feel compelled to share.
claimed, still here
claim what the hell happened while i was gone?
>>687376210
>>687376160
a nice orange one is
>>687376290
>>687376241
who the hell is shizuru
Hey everyone,.
>>687375759
>>687375469
are there any big printer there ? I'm sure you can find something better than a fast food place
I've been there , you won't like it
>>687376332
Howdy niggers
>claiming
>>687376380
QOTT - Whats the most disgusting food item you've handled?
I have a few ties - tripe, brains and soft shelled crab.
>>687376191
>I still read faceless posts and consider them, they can be informative.
Of course, I should have worded that better. I didn't mean to seem stuck-up.
>>687376228
Mayo on fries. Apparently
>I remember you guys dissing.
>>687376434
>>687376290
Still waiting for season 2
>>687376055
>>687376332
When you point at the OP, and the OP is Shizuru...
You do the math.
>>687376511
>>687376380
Fuckin' Midorin... One of my earliest Waifus.
>>687375759
R63 Inuyasha
still here
and
>>687376372
no just a small family owned own and i know i wont I worked at subway for a while and hated it
>>687376461
Brains? Wait what?
>>687375921
>Eu
>11/10 movie
More reason to watch it!
>>687375929
I am starting the dowload~
>>687375759
The smores roll was alright. Needs more chocolate melted down and marshmallows too the next time I make it
>>687376570
>>687376555
oh I know
>checked
>>687376588
who?
>>687376562
right right.
>>687376291
It sucks Red/Orange ones are harder to find.
>>687376708
>>687375822
I just can't resist to those Petit Memos + can't really find any relevant artwork
>>687375826
Is that so ? Sad. But I've changed 'cause I lot my interest in lolis
>>687376767
Akiko claimed
>>687375826
>Homura
I'm not too worried Most of my class are Tumblrites, I hate it
If any of my classmates see it and they have a problem with it then they're either fellow weeaboos or I'll settle it with them and punch them in their jaw
>>687375852
>Vigil
I admit I did react to some when I first came here, and I do react to those that are not vitriolic. But I can't recall having reacted to any shitty posts directed at me recently. I have a terrible memory though so correct me if I'm wrong
>>687376228
If tracer is giving you shit you pick Mei or roadhog. God, hooking a Tracer is probably the most satisfying thing in the game right now, along with hooking Phara/Mcree/Reaper out of ult
Honorable mention to Winston and Symmetra though Tracer can outrun them most of the time
>>687376508
I remember that
Wait fries and chips are different in England right? I'm American remember
>>687375155
just isn't that a bit hypocritical though? they complain about hitting image limit too soon while at the same time they're contributing towards the image limit.
>>687376268
>>687376806
>>687376778
you can never truly lose interest in loli.
>>687376617
pop and mom are pretty chill stay off chains if you ever want to try it
but I'd suggest something else
>>687376228
I once made a concoction of what Americans call marinara (its called napoli sauce you tards), bacon, mayonnaise and barramundi. It worked really well as a dip.
>>687376668
Lambs brains. Gotta peel the membrane then crumb and deep fry.
>>687376732
Typically more poisonous / venomous. Unless you get the imitators.
>>687376901
>>687376833
fuckin' claimed
>>687376901
So let's say that for now my interest isn't that big
>>687376461
Other than tripe I can't really think of anything. I'm curious on those brains, tell me more about them.
>>687376472
Don't worry about it (I know you don't), you didn't seem stuck-up.
>>687376778
I see, well tell me more about this waifu, who is she and where is she from?
>>687376810
>Most of my class are Tumblrites, I hate it
I thought no one half-sane was still using that in 2016.
>I'll settle it with them and punch them in their jaw
That's pretty savage, they better not come at you with needles.
>>687375921
I don't know that it's as much that I can't get along with them, just that I am very easily irritated by high-pitched screaming and the other loud, annoying things that kids tend to do.
>>687375822
Really I mean going out at all. This is a city of about five and a half million people and it completely shuts down if there's an inch of snow on the ground. People stockpile food, you don't leave your home, nothing happens.
>>687375696
I did, actually, was wondering where you went. Damn, more names to keep track of. But I won't call you anything different, that privilege is reserved for DM.
>>687375646
See above reply to >>687375822
>>687376461
I really can't think of much for this. I'm not much repulsed by anything I can eat.
>>687376228
I'm not too peculiar, I think, but I have a tendency to sit in high places and look down at people below. It's probably creepy as all hell if they see me, but I like watching everyone go by.
>>687376901
Loli is life
>>687376821
>fries
Are like thin cut, and the stuff you get at McDonalds etc.
>chips
Are thicker and less crispier.
>>687376981
>>687377134
exactly.
>>687376823
>Noticed
>>687377105
Best taste in Overwatch girls.
>>687377091
>>687376823
>>687375759
>I shoot magic missle in to the darkness edition
sounds cool
>>687376055
no
>>687377137
To be fair, the brains were the tastiest things in the offal class. More juicy with less chance of screwing up.
>Rory-sama
>>687377051
>>687376998
>>687377100
>>687376901
>>687376806
>>687376767
>>687376718
>>687376708
>>687376570
>>687376511
>>687376380
>>687376128
>>687376055
the hell is happening right now?
>>687377091
I love enjoying feet. you're able to enjoy subtle things.
>>687377266
>That gif.
Tendrás que pagar mi insulina esta véz.
>>687377332
>
>>687376461
Live eels was quite the experience, however for my student's baptism I had this slushy made of Sprite, milk, beans, canned ham and mayonaise. People threw up. I threw it on them. Laughs were had. Hands had to be washed
>brains
That sounds delicious. I bet it's really fatty and soft. It's hard to get your hands on though, because of MCD
>>687377137
I don't know why. I guess they just don't know or don't like 4chan. Too much edge for them. I made a slightly racist joke once and just got a full comment section of tumblr i SJW bullshit over my head
Nobody knows of my needle phobia, they don't have to know
>>687377206
What fucking pussies. When snow falls you go outside and enjoy the cold
>>687377466
Something pretty good, not cringe at all.
>>687377430
What were they brains of?
>>687377105
Hell yeah. That's a good Waifu. Mei is Bae
>>687377137
She's from Kyou no Yuiko-san. She's kinda tsundere but at the same time she isn't. 'cause she accepts her true feelings but doesn't know how to show it. And she's kinda strict ya know ? Always following the rules and shit
>>687376953
i dont think they will hire me its like 4 of them that work it
>>687376508
Thats not that bad, my family does much worse.
>>687376810
Ill do it sometime, hopefully my aim isnt terrible
>Winstons glasses highlight intro kills me every time
>>687376964
Damn, sounds mad gross. Im a texture guy so id get wierded out.
>>687377206
I feel you on that, nothing wrong with chilling and people watching
>>687377206
>completely shuts down
>an inch of snow
You guys really hate winter!
Can't say I'm surprised, since snow is rare in the south
>at least that what I believe
>>687377505
Yeah, gotta love it.
>>687377571
>>687376287
Ooh, an Esdeath. That's a little different. Top-of-the-line waifu, as long as you enjoy being on the receiving end of the sexual violence.
>crazy in love
>will always be faithful
>can teach her to love like a normal human because of lacking prior experience
>insane; violently protective
>will get you incredibly fucking swole and teach you to fight like a motherfucking GOD OF WAR
>will never be useless
>seriously, you're going to end up starring in a Sabaton/Blind Guardian collab music video with the skills she'll teach you
>maintains her appearance; splendid uniform
But personally, I'm not into being kicked in the face and forced to lick my blood off the boot. So Tsubaki.
Claiming Uraraka Ochako!
>>687377466
Bad people arent following the rules
Wheres spike/dio whenever you need them
>>687377236
>my brain is having trouble processing this for some reason
Ok so...
American chips are British fries and American FRIES are British chips correct?
>Mugi
>>687377842
She's cute AF. When I read the manga after the anime ends, I'm looking forward to more of her.
>>687377785
Cancerous Maximus right now.
I'll take the 5 for 1 deal!
>>687378020
>American chips
No, they'd be crips.
>American FRIES are British chips
Pretty much.
>>687377657
Lambs. People really dont know that most lambs are only 6 months old and have never had grass.
>>687377766
It felt like a mix of prawn and fat.
>>687377631
We salted them as normal, so it was that good feeling of fat and salt. Not that hard to get a hold of, just ask a local butcher if he can get it in. Special order, so they dont have it constantly in the shop.
>>687378020
American chips are called crisps in England. American fries are called chips in England.
Australia calls both of them chips.
>>687377716
well it won't hurt to try
you can even ask to be trained
>>687377631
>GlassesKiko
I'm getting mind blown by that, next thing you will tell me your male classmates also think feminism is good.
You seem to be pretty closed to them, or is the phobia thing something you simply decided to disclose?
>>687377707
>cause she accepts her true feelings but doesn't know how to show it
Sounds like someone with asperger syndrome, they can be mistaken by someone aggressive at times when they just can't behave how they want to or show their emotions.
>>687378121
Noice.
>>687377631
It's just that nobody is prepared for it because it happens so rarely. Things are spread out enough here that you really can't get anywhere without driving. I've never seen snow tires in my life though I'm told they exist, and in a city of 21,690 km^2, we have all of 2 snow plows. Not sure why we have those, actually. It's much easier to just call off the day because the snow will probably be gone by tomorrow. But seriously, I once got a week off school for the mere threat of snow.
>>687377770
Again see above
>and so close
>>687377766
I love people watching. There's something peaceful about it for me. I have an odd habit of considering the world as a one-way mirror and forgetting that people can actually see me, though, and sometimes that results in some odd situations.
>>687378242
>1/anon
>>687378258
I've been to England and this still confuses me.
>>687377799
hehe once you get to know me you will understand that all the things you listed are why i love her
>submissive male reporting in
>>687378069
>>687378258
No, they'd be crisps.
Everyone I know just calls them chips lol
I know about cookies and biscuits
Is there any other food differences I should know about?
>>687378659
>is there
I'm on a roll today
>>687378347
>You're taking this manga too seriously.
But it's kinda like this. She doesn't beat anyone but she as her on way of getting mad and shit
>>687377236
>>687378020
>>687378258
>>687378371
I get this tbh
going to play some league got a spot open if anyone wants to join later maybe the cancer will be gone when im back
>>687378389
You thought I was listing that as NEGATIVE points? For the submissive man, Esdeath is a dream come true. Unfortunately I'm a massive dom but Esdeath still gives me a boner because I have a huge thing for women who:
>can fight like wild animals
>are damaged
>possibly mentally ill
>go crazy for my dick
The best relationship I would ever be able to hope for with a woman like that would be if she shared her bitch with me- not likely.
>>687378020
Eurofag Akiko reporting in
Yes
CHIPS are a CHIP off a potato, thus a thin slice
FRIES are FRIED in grease
we call them Frieten though
>>687378288
But can't you get MDC from eating cow brains?
>>687378347
We have an actual homosexual and at least 2 lesbians in my class. It's 20 people.
I don't talk to them very often. Cliques have formed and I'm a part of all and none. Everyone knows me and I can blend into every group but I don't talk unless I am talked to or have something relevant to say.
>>687378371
> I've never seen snow tires in my life though I'm told they exist
They are mandatory here in the winter, so we have 2 sets of tires for the year~
> I once got a week off school for the mere threat of snow
Where I live, if the road has too much ice on it or if it get lower than -40 then the day is called off
>>687378288
That's the kind of stuff that makes some persons go vegan. But I love my meat too much for that.
>>687378389
>submissive male
That would be me.
>>687378714
I'm not implying that's her case in the manga, was just saying a random fact that came across my mind.
>>687378841
Ew, League/MOBA's in general.
>>687378399
>>687378296
i dont know
>>687378389
checkarooni....masochism is a hell of a thing....
>>687378659
>cookies
Cookie are the chocolate chip kind
>biscuits
Everything else.
>>687378929
That happens when your friend is a genius. I suppose I will need to get used to it
>>687378841
I just might be bored enough. What server?
>>687378920
-40
>WHAT THE FUCK
>>687379046
you can just try
>>687378288
Why did you have to mess with them?
>>687378371
Thats the only thing i like about my job, that fact that i can see all kinds of people. Its really cool to me.
>>687378841
Only if you want a dirty casual
>>687378906
yeah thats why i love her its hard finding girls you like when most cater towards dom men
>>687379046
Go for it, okay? Worst possibility is being turned down. And that's no biggie. Get a job! Experience is valuable! Worst thing you could possibly do is not try at all.
>>687379173
Welcome to Canada~
>>687378972
Almost out of Emilia pics, so I guess I'm out. Kudos thread.
>>687379132
Yeah I got that
I didn't know about the fry/chip thing until just a little bit ago
>>687378914
>Frieten
u wot
>>687378914
You sound like a pretty cool guy and that class seems to have a lot of 'variety'. Is the faggot at least one of those fags that you can easily befriend and like to hang with or is he one of those full blown fags that you can't help but run away from?
>>687379110
Agora tou eu confuso, who is the genius?
Sorry I'm pretty dense myself.
>>687379228
What kind of work do you do?
>>687378841
Oh yeah, forgot to mention I'm also the most casual of casuals.
>>687379324
That sounds very much like a frozen hell. I could not live there. I'll accept my face-melting heat and humidity and absurdly high pollen counts with pleasure.
>I'm not joking about that pollen count either, we're talking 1800
>>687379614
Fuck
<
im going into game ill talk to you guys in a bit
>>687379173
server i can give you my name league of legends is the game i was talking about
>>687379228
casual is my middle name
>>687379544
I'm not that great at explaining things, but I think that was the jist of it.
wants to join thread
wants to go to bed
wants to talk to friends
must go to bed
has chosen friends
my career might end
>>687379559
Ya. I mean....there isn't a lot of people who could just this random info in their brains. So that makes ya genius.
>>687379559
h-huh??
>you're not dense!!
>>687379442
I'm pretty sure you could get a lot more with a few seconds of browsing. But laters anyway.
>Homura
>>687379297
Believe me, it's harder for a guy to find a husbando since male characters are usually either This Loser is You or madr to appeal to women. Closest I've ever had to my faggy dream man was honestly Edward Elric.
>long hair
>fit
>can fight
>fucking genius
>smaller than me
>flagrantly does not give one single flying fuck in general
>takes care of friends/family
Unfortunately not femmy enough for me.
>>687379720
I'm confused by what this even means. Do you play on NA? That's what I'm trying to find out here.
>>687379614
>>687379324
Edit, pollen count last year hit above 6100. Wew.
Hello people, what's poppin?
>Best idol claimed
>>687379173
Yah, we don't get the day off unless there's at least 2 feet of snow. Not that it matters because the traffic freezes when there's ice on the roads. It doesn't get to -40 though, maybe -15°C at best
>>687379442
Ciao friend
>>687379559
>You sound like a pretty cool guy
I'm really just a guy who can socialize no problem but is just as happy when left alone. Being highly flexible has been a major benefit to me in life
>Is the faggot at least one of those fags that you can easily befriend
He's full blown homo. He's a cool guy but he has that gayness aura. He acts pretty feminine and sticks to his clique of other girls. I haven't talked to him much but he isn't bothering anyone
>>687379941
oh yes NA sorry
>>687379212
>>687379309
i mean they are a family business i dont think they would hi
>>687380002
Something is off about that picture. Kotori, did you cut and dye your hair and get facial restructuring done?
>>687379614
>>687379941
I will gladly accept my frozen hell. Fuck the heat and humidity, they're too much for me kek
>tfw I don't have to worry about pollen counts
>I didn't even know what those existed
>>687379614
I work overnight as a gas station. Its not that bad though, i just give snacks to a bunch of stoners and talk to some regulars. I pretty much get payed little to do little work.
>>687379720
Go get em champ, i believe in you
Miho claimed
I'm kinda curious, anyone here also enjoys reading Webcomics ? Just asking. Dunno why this popped up on my mind
>>687379857
>fucking genius
try again
he got the measurements for the human body's elements wrong
https://youtu.be/f7rJqpbk7k0
Please listen to this
>>687379764
ahh alright
>>687380002
Heads atm moment in csgo
>shinoa
>>687379827
Oh I see... please don't call me that again, I really don't deserve it. And lets say in my life I have worked a lot with asperger syndrome and my sister also took a course that involves helping kids with it, so I know how it works.
>>687379839
>It was just a relationship between two personas
I'm not dense at all.
>>687380403
I can't right now. It's too late to deal with something like that.
>>687380787
Maybe tomorrow then, trust me
>>687380108
Okay. When you get out of game, add SkyCerberus then.
>>687380014
>2 feet
I'll pray for your souls.
>>687380204
I used to dislike it but now that's just home to me. I hate going to places with lower humidity, I dry out like crazy. And yeah, I sure hope you don't have pollen allergies. People with asthma don't even go outside since it's just about guaranteed to cause an attack. I have a red car and I've seen it completely yellow from the pollen, to the point that you really can't tell the original color.
>>687380234
Hey, that doesn't sound too bad at all. I just work a shitty warehouse job. The work isn't bad but I do hate not being able to interact with more than the 4 other people in my area.
>>687380363
I suppose I do. I don't know that it's so much that I enjoy it, though. I just have been for so long that it's something I do really without thinking about it. XKCD, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, Sandra and Woo, Gaia, Awkward Zombie, Erma, Gunnerkrigg Court, Oglaf, VG Cats, and the various Bleedman comics like PPGD.
>>687380159
Sorry m8, this clearly isn't Kotori.
>>687380471
Good luck and remember to Rush B at all times.
I'm inclined to believe the one on the right is Yui.
>>687379544
Chips are just chips, but we call french fries "frieten"
It's dutch. Another word for chips would be "Aardappelschijfjes" but no one uses that
>>687380204
>Fuck the heat and humidity
My nigga
Antarctica over the desert any day
>>687380403
Thanks for sharing Fran
>>687380525
'kay then
>>687376681
Yeah alright was about my guess. That all sounds accurate. Lol
>>687377360
It's very not. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
>Rattle rattle
>>687380145
try....
>>687380525
>It was just a relationship between two personas
we make mistakes.....and we learn from them!! i just hope you don't feel that way towards me!
